This big star is drunk and acting crazy
After traveling through time, Lv Ming, the top star of the collapsed house, was bound to a system that makes him stronger by drinking. Since then, the entire domestic entertainment industry has gone crazy because of his appearance!
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Mushroom House.
Mr. Huang quit his job and handed the task of cooking to Lv Ming.
Thus, the biggest live broadcast accident in the history of domestic entertainment was born!
Lv Ming, who was drunk and cooking, mistakenly cleaned the surface of the large intestine, and then stewed a pot of authentic nine-turn large intestine.
Lv Ming: "I just kept part of its original taste on the basis of this dish..."
That night, the ambulance packed the stars and went to the hospital for gastric lavage.
Afterwards, the onlookers happily called this incident another #large intestine incident# that was popular all over the Internet after the #toxic bean incident#.
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"Celebrity Agency" variety show live broadcast.
[The guests will defend the clients as lawyers and strive for leniency. 】
Other guests: "My client is innocent!"
Lv Ming: "Please listen, judge. We have sufficient alibi!"
"That night, my client went out to commit an armed robbery and seized 50,000 yuan in cash. Later, he ran over the onlookers while driving away from the scene. Until eight o'clock in the morning, my client hid in the wilderness and dumped the body. The above testimony is enough to show that my client did not participate in this electric vehicle theft case!"
Other guests: Do you want to hear what you are saying?
Judge: Death penalty, execute immediately!
Party: Maya, you are the living devil!
