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A normal man dies while bravely fighting terrorists, only to wake up in a mysterious world filled with glowing balls of different colours, strange dungeons, and white beings. This story is packed with comedy, thrilling adventures, and unforgettable moments. What to expect: - A unique world - A smart protagonist - Aliens, gods, angels, and demons - Cute animals, mysterious dungeons, and magical powers - Betrayal, character growth, and a crazy Yandere GF - Tower climbing, kingdom building, and world exploration - Sci-fi elements, academy life, and video game-like thing's Etc. Every tag in this is true, and you'll uncover them in the story. Feedback and suggestions are always welcome! Daily Updates at 1:00 PM UTC

Eighteen years ago, a mysterious infant pushed open the Spirit King's door that was sealing away three Primordial Demons of the spirit realm and released the Nether King who was imprisoned within; The fourth generation Spirit King sacrificed his Yin Soul to reseal the Spirit King's door, and as a result, the spirit realm underwent a change of rulers, causing widespread chaos… Eighteen years later, an eighteen-year-old high school student was involved in a car accident, and his cloudy left eye, which had been unclear since childhood, suddenly began to see spirits. With true hearts joined, the young man and his girlfriend made an eternal promise to each other.

One day, Lee Tae-ok, a modern-day Alpha male was reborn as the delinquent character ‘Baek Taeyang’ from a novel… And at that moment, a shining status window appears before his eyes! “Fuck the female character, if you wish to live.”

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When disaster struck, Ling Mo finally realized that the kind of zombie portrayed in movies surrounding the apocalypse was not exactly the same as the ones he saw in reality… The only thing Ling Mo should focus on in the apocalypse is survival, but from the moment he picked up his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, his life track began to run towards an uncontrollable direction... The reason that caused all of these is simple: his girlfriend mutated… Wait, wait, that Xia Na over there… isn’t the underwear hanging from your sword mine? Senpai! Stop pinning me down when I’m not watching! You, little girl, is it really okay that you are just watching everything and giggling from the side? And last of all… Please don’t think of biting me arghhhh!!!

In a world where colossal monsters rule 90% of the world's territory, Parahuman women are the only ones capable of facing them. Gregory is a newly graduated Hunter, slightly above average in talent but at the top of the scale when it comes to ambition. As monsters ravage the land, he can only rely on his Hounds to survive. That’s why he believes that rewarding and caring for his Hounds with 100% dedication is only natural. He will do whatever it takes to protect them and make them stronger, just as they protect him...

For 15 years, something has been telling Ash to get stronger, to fight. One day it seems he needs to put those skills to the test when he gets forced onto Earth, home to his doppelganger, Thorne. The thing that pushed him here also brought a lot of chaos, this could be it, what he's been told to fight for. He lost 15 years because of it, it's time to earn those years back don't you think?

Four girls, one chaotic house, and a whole lot of trouble. When Orm, a fiery and stubborn student, finds herself forced to share a house with Ling, her lifelong rival and ultimate nemesis, life quickly spirals into a whirlwind of hilarious disasters. From flying frying pans to awkward encounters that leave cheeks burning red, their feud is as intense as it is ridiculous. But beneath the chaos, sparks of a different kind begin to fly-ones neither of them is ready to admit. As Sia, the responsible (and exasperated) leader of the group, struggles to keep the peace, and Tina, the laid-back observer, delivers biting commentary, it becomes clear that Orm and Ling's "enemies" dynamic may be hiding something more complicated. With tempers flaring, accidental moments of intimacy, and an unshakable bond forming in the most unexpected ways, this laugh-out-loud story follows the lives of four polar opposites navigating friendship, chaos, and maybe even love. Can Orm and Ling survive living under one roof without killing each other? Or will their rivalry evolve into something completely unexpected? A humorous, romantic slice-of-life about love, laughter, and learning to live with the person you least expect.

"If I was fated to repeat each life with you just to watch you perish, I would choose to put an end to this vicious cycle this time. Let me change your destiny for once and let me destroy the world which has been harming us, even if it meant perishing with the world forever.", Phoenix. What happens when Ivy's sleep disorders issues were a result of her repeated life with Phoenix in her paracosm whom she was protecting but wants to protect her this time round? What happens when in the real world, Phoenix was destined to meet her as Jason who protected her till the end even when they had to face death just to keep her alive? Will Ivy accept all that she had asked for with such a high stack of price to pay?

When Aadi, a young man, searches for two people who are precious to him, his efforts land him in an unexpected place with an unrelenting foe, whose blows shatter the earth and rend boulders asunder. Their conflict sparks a partnership for the ages and spurs Aadi on an adventure that he wouldn't have imagined possible. --- Disclosure: Free chapters of this novel by Windus Andar will be published on several platforms: Wattpad, Royal Road, Scribble Hub, and WebNovel. These free chapters will also be published on Angel Grove Studio's website. Premium chapters will be available on Windus Andar's Patreon page. After the novel is completed, it will be published on Amazon and Smashwords and its affiliates.

Yifan is an ordinary young man leading an unremarkable life in a bustling city. One fateful night, his mundane routine is shattered when he encounters a mysterious girl at a local convenience store. She is beautiful yet strangely unsettling, and her pale complexion and haunting eyes seem to conceal a dark secret. Soon, Yifan discovers that she is no ordinary girl—she’s a ghost tethered to an eerie and dangerous otherworld. In this thrilling tale of mystery, romance, and adventure, My Ghostly Girlfriend explores the price of destiny, the weight of choice, and the fragile thread that binds life and death.

Other men's lovers may be ordinary mortals, yet his beloved stands apart as a zombie. Despite her unique condition, his unwavering goal remains to nourish and care for her until she regains vitality, regardless of the fact that she is a zombie. To him, this distinction holds no significance. The zombie finds herself both content and resigned to the doting attentions lavished upon her. She can feed herself, quench her own thirst, and even eliminate those who dare to obstruct her path. Yet, should her companion choose to act, she would not stand in his way, a silent acknowledgment of his devotion. "No one shall stand between us," he declares with a gentlemanly smile, standing atop a hillside, hand-in-hand with his undead love. "If there are any who dare oppose us... then we shall eradicate them all." Ultimately, this tale unfolds around a man whose obsession and steadfast love for his woman transcends even the boundaries of life and death.

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

Lucas was your normal 21-year-old guy with a loving family and a beautiful girlfriend. But one day, when he was with his girlfriend, a strange woman appeared to be in their room, claiming to be his gf's mom. She said that she was the succubus queen and her daughter the succubus princess, and that she is here to take his girlfriend back to her kingdom. Lucas was shocked when he heard this and was even more shocked when he heard that angels had declared war on the demons. Determined to stay with his girlfriend, Lucas follows her back to the demon kingdom. But in the midst of creatures who are far more powerful than he and gods who can kill entire civilisations with a mere thought, can Lucas make a difference?

Nagao Kaoru, a 5'6" high school boy, finds solace in cross-dressing as a girl. Meanwhile, Hiraoka Hiroyuki, a 5'10" girl, conceals her femininity by dressing as a boy. Their paths intertwine unexpectedly, leading to a deep bond as they reveal their true selves to each other. Through shared experiences and mutual support, they embark on a heartfelt romance journey, overcoming societal norms and embracing their identities together.

"Save him or kill him is your decision but remember every choice will determine the destiny of Tasara kingdom" "They're three arms protection Tasara Kingdom: the sword, the healer and the light. Break through this persons and our plans will be successful. "Warning: don't fall in love, it will become your weakness that will destroy everything"

Have you ever wondered how a person who was supposed to be dead was walking in front of you? Or why you are trapped in a mysterious paranormal game and the rules that are set in place to protect you are falling apart, or maybe you just want a short spine chilling tale to end the day? Have you ever just thought about paranormal things? Most people will tell you they are nonsense but here, we will learn about all the paranormal with you. But be warned, some of these tales are true...

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Lee Sia is a top actress with the ability to see ghosts. After an accident, she wakes up in the body of 'Camilla Sorpel'. The problem is... "Ah, father! Please spare me!" ...that this woman always meets a gruesome end! Since extending the lifeline is a priority, let's start by communing with the ghosts here, shall we? "You will get a divorce soon." "...What?" The atmosphere in the conference hall suddenly becomes uncomfortable again as the hummed words hang in the air. "What are you talking about now......?!" "Your servant's wife." The bewilderment is evident on the face of the person subjected to these words. "She is also the wife of a subordinate whom she cherishes the most." "W-What......?!" "Have you heard of my rumors?" Camilla smiled and took a step closer. "They say that the princess of the Sorpel family is looking at some fortune-telling."

All Chloe Carter wants is to get quick cash and dash out of small town Ruby Pointe before anyone notices she's back including her estranged ex husband and kids. Scott Anderson has had enough of women. This Rancher and workaholic single dad will realize that one woman will change his life even if she was a murderer.

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What happens when you give someone who hates everything power? You think he’ll help others who are in similar situations like him? HELL NO! You get a protagonist who stays 3 steps ahead and aims for absolute domination! “A meditation technique allowing me to be on par with a god? I was just lucky I had such a great affinity for this shit!” His laughter boomed across the galaxy! The trillions of beings that existed feared him, the women desired him, and the strong continued stalking him. They thought they had killed him, but he had actually transmigrated, what type of luck did he have?! But they have no idea.. When you blend luck, determination and hatred together, you get what you want! And that’s what happened with Amihan, all the way back in earth. … “This is it.. The Garden of Eden” In front of the man stood a swirling purple portal deep within the amazon rainforest. He dropped the gun that was strapped to his back and his backpack and began to form a light layer of energy around his body to brace himself for what awaited him on the other side of the portal. How and why did this man search for the Garden of Eden? To destroy the Tree of Life and gain a second chance at life in another world! Even if it meant his world would be destroyed a lot sooner then attended.. But was it really that simple?

bagaimana perasaanmu ketika mengetahui bahwasanya tim penyelidik kepolisian menyembunyikan kebenaran terkait kematian orang tuamu selama bertahun-tahun? kakak laki-laki yang merelakan cita-citanya untuk menyelidiki kasus orang tuamu pun lenyap, satu persatu keluargamu meninggal termakan oleh usia. hanya dirimulah serta paman dan bibimu yang bertugas di luar negeri. Berusaha sukses dengan mejadi seorang tentara seperti yang diidam-idamkan oleh mendian orang tuamu ternyata menguak sebuah misteri. Bahwasannya kematian kedua orang tuamu dan juga misteri hilangnya kakakmu ternyata ada hubungannya dengan dunia lain yang berada di jurang Ling Yige. Misteri tentang kematian orang tuamu telah terkuak, sekarang cobalah untuk mendapatkan kembali kakak laki-lakimu itu!