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Well, it seems that my previous synopsis wasn't very clear, but the story goes like this: the protagonist, a normal guy, dies, screws up in front of a goddess, as punishment she reincarnates him as a woman, and after a few years, thanks to a method she found, he can become a man again, but only temporarily. Well, that's all. Will the protagonist be able to satisfy his never-ending desire, the reason for his punishment? We'll find out. "As for genres, there's a little bit of everything: harem, romance, comedy, yandere, yuri, lolis, MILFs, elves, beastwomen, demonesses, dragonesses, giantesses, priestesses, androids, oyakodon, group action, netori, a bit of SM, and more. If it catches your interest, great!! plus here's the original synopsis for you.”>>> “Wait, you turned me into a woman just because I imagined that? I didn’t know you could read minds, that’s not fair!” (He had defiled her in his imagination in five different ways, each worse than the last). After his death, a goddess reincarnated him in another world. But his uncontrollable lust angered the deity, who decided to punish him by turning him into a woman. “Stop... don’t make that choice,” sounded an old voice But, through an encounter beyond the realm of possibility, he learns the truth about his situation: this world is not the fantasy he thought it to be. It can become brutal if neglected. He also discovers a method to transform back into a man. Now, determined to conquer this new life and a battle for power in which even the gods are involved, he seeks revenge against a fate that now only exists in his memories. begins to carve out her own path in this new reality, a second chance created by those who sacrificed far more than she could have ever imagined.

Transmigrated as a beautiful CEO, everything is within reach of her hands. Wealth, Power, and Influence. And she also possesses the system. Starting point high with all the helps from the universe, what could go wrong? What?! She is in a world similar to the combination of novels. What! The most hated sadomasochistic-SM-CEO and his wife, novel theme, and her half-sister was a heroine. Side characters never ever had a good time as the world revolves around them. Our CEO knows this and her worries increase. What?! Another novel theme shows up in this world and it's a stallion one. Messed up and you still tell me... Heaven! That's not all, she is supposed to be a member of the harem of the male protagonist. ****! our CEO shoves a middle finger at the world and strangles the system. What in the world have you brought me here for? Companions, enemies, connections, and successes are all meant for her to walk through. Each step, every struggle will be her monument. Rising to the top of the pyramid, overlooking from above, everything within her grasp. Prove to the world, a woman can hold up half the sky. First, Let me find a way to divorce this engagement with Lin Fan. Former Title: My system helps me become a cold, beautiful, elegant C.E.O

Dia seorang pembunuh tetapi ketika menjadi Gadis biasa, dia dapat menarik perhatian banyak orang melalui penampilan dan sifat nya yang begitu lucu di mata Lelaki. Meskipun begitu, banyak Lelaki gagal mendekatinya sehingga mereka harus berusaha sekedar dekat dengan nya.

Ketika Ling Miao membuka matanya, dia menemukan bahwa dia telah membaca buku itu dan menjadi pasangan wanita umpan meriam yang tidak berguna dalam novel pengembangan otak cinta. Dia memiliki akar spiritual tingkat rendah dan diracuni oleh racun aneh kekuatannya. Untuk berbaring dan mati dengan tenang, dia memilih untuk melarikan diri dari sekte tempat pahlawan wanita itu berada, berlari sejauh mungkin. Tanpa diduga, dia melarikan diri ke kandang pahlawan wanita lain, di mana semua orang menunggu untuk menumpahkan darah mereka demi pahlawan wanita tersebut.    Awalnya, dia hanya ingin mencari sudut untuk menjadi pecundang kecilnya secara diam-diam, tapi tuan dan kakak laki-lakinya sangat baik, jadi dia memutuskan untuk menyelamatkan Mereka.    Kakak laki laki senior jatuh cinta pada pahlawan wanita itu pada pandangan pertama dan bersedia menjadi gudang obat mujarab kelilingnya.    Kakak Senior: Begitu dia menitikkan air mata, mau tak mau aku jatuh cinta padanya.    Ling Miao dengan tenang mengikat orang itu dan menemukan seseorang yang menangis padanya sepanjang hari. Sejak saat itu, dia menjadi stres setiap kali dia melihat pahlawan wanita itu menangis.    Kakak laki-laki kedua yandere memaksakan terobosan untuk menyelamatkan pahlawan wanita itu tetapi diganggu dan menjadi gila.   Kakak Kedua: Penatua Wu menghitung bahwa aku akan mengalami bencana bunga persik hari ini. Aku akan bertemu seorang wanita dan disakiti olehnya.    Ling Miao dengan elegan memecat kakak laki-laki kedua dan memukulnya: Panatua Wu sangat kuat, dia bahkan berpikir bahwa aku akan menyerangmu secara diam-diam hari ini!    Kakak keempat yang lucu memblokir serangan fatal raja iblis terhadap sang pahlawan wanita, dan meninggal secara tragis di pelukan sang pahlawan wanita.    Ling Miao langsung menendang orang itu ke dalam sarang monster itu, dan sebelum meledakkan pintu masuknya, dia juga memberinya pesan: Otak cinta adalah kejahatan besar.    Semuanya: Mengapa dia, seorang pecundang kecil dengan akar spiritual tingkat rendah, begitu gila?    Ling Miao terkekeh: Saya sangat kuat! Di bawah tangan besi, semua makhluk hidup setara!

Titah, gadis manis berambut panjang, dan Daffa, pemuda tampan dengan senyum menawan, sama-sama dikirim orang tua mereka ke Pesantren Darussalam di Yogyakarta. Awalnya, pertemuan mereka diwarnai dengan perdebatan kecil. Titah, yang dikenal cerdas dan sedikit tomboy, seringkali beradu argumen dengan Daffa, yang kalem namun memiliki prinsip kuat. Perdebatan mereka seringkali menjadi tontonan santri lain, diselingi gelak tawa. Mereka seperti kucing dan anjing yang tak pernah akur. Suatu hari, saat mengikuti kegiatan bakti sosial di desa terpencil, Titah dan Daffa terjebak hujan deras. Mereka berlindung di sebuah gubuk kecil, hanya berdua. Di tengah guyuran hujan dan suasana yang hening, mereka berbagi cerita. Titah menceritakan mimpi dan cita-citanya, sementara Daffa mengungkapkan keraguan dan kegelisahannya. Di saat itulah, benih-benih cinta mulai tumbuh di antara mereka. Perlahan, ejekan dan pertengkaran mereka berganti dengan senyum dan tatapan penuh arti. Cinta mereka tumbuh subur di lingkungan pesantren yang penuh kedamaian. Mereka saling mendukung dan menyemangati dalam menuntut ilmu. Daffa yang awalnya terlihat kaku, menjadi lebih terbuka dan humoris di hadapan Titah. Titah pun belajar untuk lebih lembut dan pengertian. Mereka menghabiskan waktu bersama, belajar bersama, dan menjalani ibadah bersama. Setelah menyelesaikan pendidikan di pesantren, orang tua Titah dan Daffa yang telah lama mengamati hubungan mereka, mengadakan pertemuan. Ternyata, kedua keluarga sudah lama saling mengenal dan menganggap cocok menjodohkan Titah dan Daffa. Pernikahan mereka pun digelar dengan khidmat, diiringi doa restu dari keluarga dan para santri. Kehidupan rumah tangga Titah dan Daffa dipenuhi dengan kasih sayang dan kebahagiaan. Mereka sama-sama berjuang membangun keluarga kecil yang harmonis. Tuhan pun menganugerahkan tiga orang anak yang lucu dan menggemaskan. Titah menjadi ibu rumah tangga yang teladan, sementara Daffa menjadi suami dan ayah yang bertanggung jawab. Kisah cinta mereka menjadi legenda di Pesantren Darussalam, kisah tentang dua insan yang awalnya saling berseberangan, akhirnya menemukan jodoh dan kebahagiaan sejati.

Setiap orang kakak pasti punya tipenya sediri, ada yang hangat dan penyayang ada juga yang dingin tapi peduli tapi ada juga tipe yang lucu dan manis. Namun pasti selain tipe yang seperti itu pasti ada juga tipe lain yang aneh-aneh.

Ruth seorang gadis yang comel dan nakal,sifatnya agak sedikit tulus sehingga nampak kebodohan yang menlucukan,dari keluarga pertengahan,bapaknya memiliki sebuah kedai runcit separuh abad.Ruth tidak mempunyai ibu,tapi mempunyai papa dan dua orang abang yang sangat menyayanggi Ruth dengan sepenuh hati mereka.Aboy abang sulung yang bersifat lembut dan Ate yang sisi tidak pasti baik atau jahat,papa mereka seorang yang kedekut,tapi keluarganya tetap utama. Quan jiran sebelah rumah dan juga teman masa kecil Ruth yang bercita² tinggi,dia sangat pintar dan bergaya,dia seorang anak tunggal di dalam keluarga,jadi dialah harapan ibu bapanya,bapaknya menpunyai sebuah kilang makanan. Villiam seorang chef terkenal yang hemsem berkerja di sebuah restoran lima bintang di kuala lumpur bandar raya yang sibuk,bukan saja hemsem tapi juga pandai masak,satu suka bersaing dan agak romantik. Diana sahabat talam dua muka yang selalu merasakan dia lagi bagus dari Ruth,dari alam persekolahan lagi dia menanggap Ruth sebagai persaingnya dalam diam,tampa Ruth sedari Diana bermain kotor di belakangnya. Ruth dan Quan pernah bercinta,karna salah faham,mereka akhirnya berpisah dan menjalankan kehidupan masing²,di saat Ruth mengenali Villiam.Quan muncul kembali ingin bersama,pada masa yang sama Diana juga muncul sebagai penghalang untuk Quan kembali kepada Ruth.Villiam juga tidak mahu mengalah untuk memiliki Ruth,bagaimana pengakhirannya di antara mereka nanti...

Jika waktu bisa diputar kembali Diah sangat ingin menampar dirinya sendiri di masa lalu yang naif dan bodoh. Jelas-jelas banyak petunjuk disekitarnya yang mengungkapkan kemampuan asli Rifan, tetapi dia dengan bodohnya membuat taruhan konyol yang menjatuhkan dirinya. Jika Rifan bodoh! maka TIDAK ADA SIAPAPUN YANG PINTAR!!! oOo Rifan terkekeh dan mengangkat tangannya untuk mengelus bulu kelinci yang menggemaskan. Dia sangat lucu dan selalu membuatnya tertawa, bagaimana bisa dia selalu memiliki pikiran buruk terhadapnya? Padahal Rifan sangat baik dan selalu patuh pada aturan (mungkin). Dengan kelinci kecil ditangannya, dia akan merawatnya hingga besar dan akan membawanya ke ranjang untuk tidur bersama. Ia ingin tahu bagaimana rasanya daging kelinci. Apa yang sebenarnya terjadi di antara mereka? Kenapa Diah selalu memiliki pikiran buruk terhadap Rifan? Sebenarnya rahasia apa yang disembunyikan Rifan rapat-rapat? Temukan jawabannya hanya di Pacarku Terlalu Malas. Written by Destiyana Cindy Instagram : @destiyana_cindy94

“I want you to be my submissive.” If homicide detective Cassandra Pratt had to describe Havenfield in three words, they would be ‘small,’ ‘inconspicuous,’ and ‘boring.’ But when a series of gruesome murders shatter the town's peace, Cass is thrust into a hunt for a killer with no identity. Stumbling upon a vampire was never part of the plan, but Uriel Serpov has never been one to follow plans. Uriel is infuriating, enigmatic, and undeniably attractive. Worst of all, he knows Cass’s darkest secret—the very one that keeps her isolated from the rest of the town. Behind his sharp smile and smoldering eyes, Uriel harbors secrets of his own, and now Cass’s only hope of solving the serial murders lies through him. The line between duty and desire quickly blurs. Will Cass solve the case? Or will the heat between them consume her? Additionally tags: slow burn, bd//sm, power play

Sa mataong SM Fairview, ang tahimik na hapon ay nauwi sa kaguluhan nang sumiklab ang isang misteryosong outbreak. Si Mon, isang 38-anyos na tech enthusiast na naroon para mamili ng gaming gear, ay biglang natagpuan ang sarili sa gitna ng karahasan at takot. Sa una, ang mga sigaw ay tila pangkaraniwan, ngunit mabilis itong naging panimula ng isang nakakatakot na senaryo: isang pandemya ng mga nilalang na tila nabuhay mula sa kamatayan. Habang bumabalot ang kaguluhan, kinailangan ni Mon na kumilos nang mabilis—tumakas mula sa arcade, makahanap ng ligtas na lugar, at unahin ang kanyang kaligtasan. Sa bawat hakbang, malinaw na ang mundo na dati niyang kilala ay naglaho na, pinalitan ng isang bangungot kung saan ang buhay ay walang kasiguruhan. Ang "Day Zero: Fairview Outbreak" ay isang nakakakilabot at adrenaline-pumping na kuwento tungkol sa pakikibaka para mabuhay sa unang araw ng isang zombie apocalypse. Makakaya kaya ni Mon na makaligtas, hanapin ang kanyang pamilya, at gumawa ng mga desisyong magtatakda ng kanyang kapalaran? Ang bawat hakbang ay nagdadala sa kanya ng mas malalim na pagkakaintindi sa kalupitan ng bagong mundong ito.

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Love was nothing for Stella Cruze, the daughter of Magdalene Cruze, the  most puissant,dominated rich woman in town with a lot of companies.Member of a mafia clan and her popularity centered on her domineering demeanor and  overwhelming wealth Taking the first place in ranking of wealth. Stella was overwhelmingly beautiful and so attractive but inherited the domineering behavior of her mother.Stella ,as the only child of Magdalene already inherited Magdalene's wealth. Love was nothing to  Stella ,to her love was a waste of time that always results in pain. Apollo Dun was the son of the Don,Lucus, the most dangerous Mafia boss.All Apollo wanted from the day his mom left was to make his father proud but it seemed like an impossible dream since Aaron Dunn, his step brother —same age—always got in the way. Lucus got diagnosed with  Alzheimer's disease and was going to die in two years. All he wants before his death is to take the first place in ranking of wealth.So he tells his sons to take control over the Cruze Empire. But how can this be done without falling for the  attractive Stella Cruze. ----------------------- Excerpt "Don't try me Apollo"Her words conveyed anger but her voice showed how much she wanted this. Apollo held her chin, lifting her head a little."Or else?"he asked with a smirk.He didn't comprehend why he was enjoying this.Fine, because making her fall for him was easy than expected but it felt like he wanted this and he didn't comprehend this feeling. His closeness made her heart pound so fast.She felt her chicks turn red.Stella looked away and struggled to free herself from his grip. "Just..leave me alone"She said. "What if I say I won't?"Apollo asked with a grin ."Just admit it Stella, you want me"He added. That he said was true but she was too stubborn to accept it . Love was not on her menu. "Dream on" Finally she removed her had from his and walked pass him, catching her breathe.Then, suddenly he pulled her by the waist . They were close to each other and their lips were a mere inch away.This was the best chance for Apollo to do what he wanted from the first day he set his eyes on her.....To kiss her. They both stared at each other's lips. "You better be ready for this."Apollo said. "W—what—"She felt his lips connected to to her. I don't own the cover so please ask the owner for permission before using it. Thank you. I hope you'll like my second book.

Plot Summary: In a vast world divided by supernatural forces, three kingdoms have thrived for centuries, each sealed off from them with barrier by ancient laws created by a cosmic entity. The Nation of Humans, ruled by the wise but formidable King Lucus, has remained isolated for more than two hundred years. Meanwhile, the Nation of Vampires, led by the enigmatic and ruthless Lord Valentine, has stood untouched for over three centuries. And in a dimension between realms lies the Nether World, home to the demonic Nation of Demons, commanded by the fearsome Demon King Vulcan. Each kingdom is bound by a strict decree: no contact or passage between worlds. Only the gods and ancient forces know why these realms are held apart. But beneath the surface, there is a looming tension: the prophecy of a Great War of Blood, a cataclysmic battle for the power of the God of Justice, meant to restore balance between nations. This war, which erupts every 2,000 years, grants control over the forces of the universe: fire, water, thunder, dark energy, nature, and more. Main Character: The story follows Leo de Grace, a young man born in the Human Nation with no magic—a rarity in a world where nearly everyone possesses mystical abilities. After being abandoned by his parents, Leo was raised by his caring aunt, Luna de Grace, a member of a prestigious family. Though lacking in magic, Leo displays extraordinary intellect and physical strength, making him unique among his peers and earning him great respect despite his differences. When Leo reaches the age to attend the prestigious Lucus University of Knowledge, his life takes an unexpected turn. A mysterious incident disrupts the Freshers’ Ceremony, leading him to become the first human ever to attend the Vampire University in Lord Valentine’s kingdom. The Vampire Nation and the Mystery: In the Vampire Nation, Leo must confront his own limits, learning to survive in a society far different from his own. Here, he encounters powerful beings, including mysterious vampires who are wary of his presence. Though he lacks magic, Leo’s resilience, intelligence, and unexpected physical prowess attract both respect and suspicion. The Vampire Nation is steeped in lore and mystery, and Leo finds himself drawn to ancient stories of the God of Justice, the entity whose power could potentially end or ignite another Great War of Blood. The War for Justice’s Power: As the days pass, rumors of the Great War grow stronger. Tensions between humans, vampires, and demons increase as each kingdom learns of the approaching battle for the power to claim Justice’s gifts. While Leo grapples with his place in a world divided by magic and bloodlines, he discovers a hidden destiny that intertwines with the upcoming war. Leo's Journey and the Call of Destiny: Through trials of strength, wisdom, and courage, Leo must navigate through the politics of the Vampire Nation and form alliances with vampires, humans, and possibly demons. As he grows, he uncovers hidden potential within himself, a power he never knew existed. This power could be the key to uniting the three realms or might trigger the Great War of Blood. Themes and Key Elements: Divided Kingdoms: The tension and isolation between humans, vampires, and demons, mirroring real-world divisions. Power and Balance: The search for the God of Justice’s power, representing the quest for balance among all forces. War and Unity: The potential of the Great War of Blood to either tear apart or unite these realms, and the sacrifices necessary for peace. Self-Discovery: Leo’s journey to find strength within himself, beyond magical power, and his quest to determine his place in a world that sees him as an outcast. Leo’s fate is intertwined with that of all three nations, and as he stands on the brink of the Great War of Blood, he must decide not only what kind of man he will become, but what kind of world he wants to create.

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It tells the story of software engineer A-Man's experience at the Huahai Jindu Business Hotel. Ah Man is a married man whose wife Yuan Zhen is taking care of his parents in his hometown. Despite his loyalty to his wife, Ah Man meets Zhao Yue Tong, a woman with a special interest in SM, at a bar after a company celebration. The two have a one-night stand fuelled by alcohol, and Zhao even brings along a range of erotic props. The next morning, A-Man feels guilty and confused, regretting his behaviour but also realising that Zhao has a crush on him that goes beyond a one-night stand. Zhao asks Man if he can leave his contact details before leaving, but Man confesses that he is married and refuses her request. Zhao looks disappointed, but soon leaves. When Ah Man returns to the company, he continues his work, but he receives a letter from his wife Yuan Zhen, which is full of thoughts and love for him. Ah Man decides that the next time he returns home, he will confess his one-night stand to his wife and seek her forgiveness. However, Zhao Yuetong does not give up on this and contacts Ah Man via SMS and invites him for coffee. At the coffee shop, Zhao reveals that she is interested in A-Man for more than a one-night stand. She asks A-Man to help her look at a project in Yanjing and hints that she has deeper feelings for him. Zhao Yuetong reveals to Ah Man that she had noticed him in college and had some knowledge of his special interests. She admits that she is also an SM enthusiast and that her behaviour at the bar that night was the first time she had practiced it with another person. Ah Man is shocked and realises that Zhao Yue Tong's feelings for him may be deeper than he thought. Zhao Yuetong's confession confuses Ah Man, who is unsure how to deal with this complicated relationship, especially since he already feels guilty about his wife. The whole story explores the complex relationship between loyalty, desire and guilt, and how people make choices when faced with temptation. Ah Man's inner struggle and Zhao Yue Tong's confession fill the story with emotional tension, while making one think about deeper questions about marriage, honesty and personal desires.

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Apa jadinya jika kalian hanya dapat mengingat selama 24 jam? lalu semuanya hilang bak di telan bumi? kalian bersyukur? atau selalu ingin kembali mengingat kejadian yang terlupakan itu? akankah 24 jam itu berharga? sebeharga apapun itu, jika semuanya lenyap. Akan terasa sia-sia saja. cari tahu bagaimana Sarah, gadis dengan ingatan 24 jam itu menjalani hari-harinya. Apa penyebab amnesia nya? akankah ia ingin kembali normal atau lebih baik dengan kondisinya sekarang? tidak ada yang tahu, baik itu seorang Sarah sekalipun. Hari-hari Sarah tidak seperti biasanya, ketika anak baru datang ke kelasnya. Cowok dengan keusilan, kelucuan, dan mudah tersenyum itu. Akankah Sarah mengingat orang-orang yang peduli padanya? akankah Sarah ingat jika ia pernah tersenyum? akankah Sarah sadar jika ia sudah kehilangan jati dirinya? Nikmati cerita yang disuguhkan dengan comedy ini!! dan cari tahu jawabannya.

Bagaimanakah rasanya menjadi pengganti kakak sendiri untuk menikahi seorang lelaki tak dikenal hanya demi sebuah perjanjian? Itulah yang dirasakan Aruna, gadis 20 tahun mahasiswi jurusan desain ini. Ia harus menikahi Hendra, seorang CEO muda, pemilik mega bisnis di seantaro negeri! Hanya pernikahan kontrak Tak masalah tapi rumornya Hendra memiliki kekasih?? Kekasihnya malah seorang artis! Namun...apa yang akan terjadi ketika sang CEO tiba-tiba saja mulai menunjukkan bibit-bibit cinta padanya? Tak hanya itu, seorang pemuda sahabat terbaik, Damar namanya juga mendekatinya! "Apa bedanya tanggal 28 sama 29 Oktober??". Damar melempar pertanyaan. "Apa? nggak lucu gue jitak". "28 Oktober sumpah pemuda". "29 Oktober.. ". Aruna tak sadar Damar mendekati dirinya. "Sumpah aku sayang kamu". Pemuda Padang benar-benar berbisik tepat ditelinga Aruna. Membuat gadis itu gelagapan dan mendorong tubuh Damar. Siapakah yang akan dipilihnya, sang suami kontrak atau Damar, solois bersajak manis ini? Dapatkah keinginan Aruna untuk menjadi janda dan pulang ke rumahnya kelak terlaksana seiring berjalannya waktu ataukah hatinya akan luluh untuk sang CEO? Nikmati kisah Aruna, CEO Hendra dan Solois Damar dalam 'Ciuman Pertama Aruna' #available in English, title: The Beauty Inside: stealing the first kiss, get a wife. INFO : Instagram bluehadyan, fansbase CPA (Hendra, Aruna, Damar) Nikmati visualisasi, spoiler dan cuplikan seru tokoh-tokoh CPA.

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Cerita seputar kehidupan seorang mahasiswa yang biasa biasa saja tapi mempunyai kisah unik di balik ceritanya. mengulik cerita di balik mahasiswa yang akan memberikan kita pelajaran hidup di dunia yang fanah ini, cerita yang tabu yang bisa jadi motivasi buat kita semua. isi cerita kebanyakan berupa dialog dialog yang absurb aneh dan juga lucu. Cerita cocok kalian baca kok untuk mengisi waktu luang kalian yaahh hitung-hitung amal jariah bagian kalian yang mau baca dan sujud syukur dah gue kalau kalian suka awkokokok. Cerita ini hanya cerita fiktif belaka jika terdapat kesamaan tempat dan tokoh cerita itu hanya kebetulan semata Cuss pantengin aja....

Yumna seorang gadis Mutisme selektif atau SM yakni gangguan kecemasan misterius yang kerap digambarkan sebagai fobia berbicara. Bahkan karena ia merasa asing dengan sikap mamanya, ia jadi tak pernah berani bicara dengan ibu kandungnya sendiri. anehnya ia hanya bisa berbicara normal dengan seekor kelinci bernama 'Cherry'. Meskipun tentunya tak pernah ada jawaban. Namun suatu hari takdir baik mempertemukannya dengan Diva seorang psikiater. Atas dasar suatu alasan Diva berniat menyembuhkan Yumna. Perlahan tapi pasti, Hidupnya mulai berubah... Baik Yumna maupun Diva. Masing masing memiliki kisah cinta yang cukup rumit. Tentang cinta dalam diam yang dialami seorang gadis pengidap phobia bicara kepada laki laki yang baru datang dihidupnya. Sementara yang satunya lagi adalah tentang seorang Psikiater yang terus menyembunyikan rasa cintanya pada pria yang tak berniat menikah sama sekali. "Aku sulit mengatakan cinta, tapi bukan berarti aku tak punya cinta."

What's so interesting about a naive and crybaby person, you ask? When they blacken, they become the abyss itself. *** Xie Ai, an IT genius and an A-level cultivator, was suddenly sucked into a strange world full of horror and mysteries. The worse thing was he didn't have his specks when he transmigrated. So when everyone was passing the instances, collecting the evidence, and running away from the monsters, Xie Ai was practically useless. Jumping off a cliff, bumping into a pole, or serving himself to the ghosts and monsters had become his routine. As he managed to somehow live through the hurdles, he realized one tragic NPC in every world would stick to him like glue. Be it a human, a ghost, a merman, a dragon…. But when he saw the NPC's face, he was shocked, saying, "It's you?!" *** A little boy with emerald eyes suddenly appeared inside the blanket. Xie Ai, who was trying to sleep peacefully, trembled in fear. "You… what do you want?" "I came to accompany you. Didn't you say you'd sleep with me?" Xie Ai: "...." I misjudged. Later… A certain man with sharp emerald eyes pushed Xie Ai against a tree. “Then… Do you want me to prove how I feel?”   “H-How?” Xie Ai suddenly didn’t want to know. “Don’t blame me for doing this. It’s you who asked," said the man. And then, they kissed. *** Tags: Quick transmigration, QT, BL, Unlimited flow, mystery, romance, smut, yaoi, R-18, gore, lovers to enemies to lovers, villain. *** Sequel to MEWS! *** Arc 1: A Prison Ghost Arc 2: A Haunting Lantern Arc 3: A Cursed Kingdom Arc 4: Mountain Of Remorse Arc 5: The Cursed Sea *** PS: Smut starts from the second arc! Caution: MEWS readers, if you're okay with spoilers, you can read this story. Or if you're not okay with spoilers, just wait until MEWS ends. PS: Commissioned art! I thank Lia for making me such a wonderful and sm*xy cover! So don't use it indiscriminately, okay?

In order to avoid their families urging them to get married, Li Huan and Lei Han came to an agreement — fake marriage. Lei Han said, “Even though it’s a fake marriage, I don’t want to lose out.” Li Huan smiled. “Of course. We’ll take what we need, only sex and no love.” On the day they reached the agreement, Lei Han didn’t go all the way because Li Huan was in too much pain. Instead, he had her clench her legs tightly as his massive, thick member thrust between her fair legs until creamy, white semen spurted out. Caressing Li Huan’s red, swollen legs, Lei Han said hoarsely, “Just wait till we wed, you’ll get it then.” On their wedding night, Lei Han grabbed Li Huan’s slender legs and wrapped them around his waist. Having been turned on long ago, he continuously rubbed his erection against Li Huan’s entrance. His large hands roamed, kneading the woman’s tender skin, causing Li Huan to shiver as her vagina dripped with clear fluid. “Please, put it in, quickly…!” Li Huan begged softly. Lei Han suddenly leaned forward to bite her lips as he thrust forward without warning. Li Huan tensed up in pain, and Lei Han lost all rationality as he slid into her tight, wet cavern. Feeling the warmth wrap around his member, he couldn’t hold himself back or wait for Li Huan to adjust to the intrusion. Pressing down on her waist, he proceeded to pound into her without reservation. Later, Lei Han lay on the bed and asked, “Do you mind if I’m a little rough?” As an erotic film director, Li Huan was quite open minded. She knew that most men were gentlemen out of bed, and the complete opposite in bed. She liked more intense sex too, but she never imagined Li Huan would want to try to do it in so many different ways… In the bathroom, in front of uncovered windows, in an open living room where anyone could walk in at any time, and in the car in a forest. Plus, there was even SM play with whips and candles…!

gadis lugu,polos dan ceroboh seperti naya harus jatuh cinta sama alvaro cowok dingin dan kaku tapi bagi naya alvaro itu lucu mirim seperti kucing anggora kesayangan dia namun tanpa naya sadari kalau alvaro punya sejuta rahasia terpendam. 

anti hero, Anti Harem , anti Romance siap siap lu dunia tensura, overlord, one piece, Naruto, dll gw babat habis tu dunia beserta MC dan Heroine nya gw jijik selalu liat novel genre Romance Harem MC naif itu itu aja, jadi gw buat novel ini

"Shravan. You are here" she asked cheerfully "What the hell are you doing?" "Relaxing! This is amazing. Like having your own shower in a swimming pool. So cool." "Get out of there right now." His icy tone slid off her, his unconcealed disapproval having no apparent effect on her exuberance. "Are you listening to me?" He asked again "I’m just cooling down. Why are you wearing a suit? Why did you change? Aren’t you slightly overdressed for the weather? It’s boiling." "I had a video conference. I was working. Get out of the fountain. Now." "Why? I like it here. And you’re very bad-tempered today. You should cool down" "I’m not asking you again." "Good, because I can’t stand nagging. If you want me out, you’ll have to come and get me." "Drishti" He called out in a warning tone Her fingers skimmed the surface of the water and her eyes met his. Something wicked gleamed there. Reading her mind he breathed in sharply. "Don’t you dare." "Are you going to come in and stop me?" The shower of cold water splattered his hair, his jacket and the front of his shirt, which promptly welded itself to his skin. "Are you crazy? This suit is silk." "Better take it off then, before it’s ruined." He did just that, shrugging the shrugging the jacket from his shoulders in a violent movement and saw her gaze slide to his damp shirt. Drishti let out a low whistle "Nice body hubby. Now why don't you get into the fountain with me" Drishti asked with a wink. ** Meet Shravan Maheswari and Drishti Singhania Shravan Maheswari, born with a silver spoon wanted to make a name of his own. A workaholic by nature ,his sole focus is on his company SM Groups. What will happen when trouble maker Drishti Singhania lands in his life creating chaos all around. Mind you, trouble follows Drishti or Drishti follows trouble? The question is still unanswered. Fall in love with them when these total opposites fall for each other. BOOK 1 IN L&M SERIES STAND ALONE NOVEL

The story starts on earth, after some unknown circumstances, the world was suddenly invaded by monsters from other worlds. Many died and even more turned into zombies, starting what many would call 'The apocalypse Era'. Rin, a normal teenage boy who lost all of his family members was on the verge of falling into despair when a goddess appeared and sent him to another world that was very similar to a game Rin played before the apocalypse. Her goal from this was simple, trample on all the protagonists and become the strongest creature in that world for a chance to get back what he thought he lost forever. Accompanied by a cold beauty, both of them embark on a new journey to become stronger, get back to their world and fix everything. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My take on the isekai genre, so it's nothing new idea-wise. But, I wanted to make a serious, fun, and thrilling story out of the ordinary isekai you see everywhere. It will be heavy on romance, action, and some smut here and there for the cultured weebs. Don't expect a full-on smut book though since that's not what I want to do. The first 4 chapters are the prologue to set the tone for the book, it is crucial but you can skip it if you don't like slightly sad stuff. It will build the two main characters (Rin and Elise) well as a start. Anyway, support the book and add it to your library as help for this poor soul :) (also, for those interested, I just dropped my newest book. Its name is 'Supreme Warlock'. It's very different from SM but I hope it will be enjoyable for you.) Discord Link: https://discord.gg/CvhE3gnr join my small hub if you want to.

Bali, 2021 Saturnus Alexius Gyama. Saturnus laki-laki yang sangat tampan bahkan nyaris sempurna, jenius dengan IQ diatas rata-rata, ambisius, kapten basket, ketua OSIS, dingin dan irit bicara. Sampai ketika SMA Negeri 1 Denpasar kedatangan murid baru. Murid itu bernama Mutiara Valerie Violeta. Valerie memiliki wajah yang manis, imut, lucu, dan cantik tentunya. Namun Valerie suka membuat ulah di sekolah barunya. "Cepetan bersihinnya, gue laper!" "Kalau gue gak mau?" "Cepat! Atau …?" "Atau ?" "Atau lo gue cium sekarang juga!" DEG! Apakah ada hal yang lebih indah dari cinta yang berbalas? Tanpa Saturnus sadari dirinya telah masuk ke dalam lingkaran kesakitan Valerie.

Khusus Dewasa!! "MY HUSBAND HOT DADDY" VOL 5 Apa yang kalian pikirkan jika Bubu mendapatkan takdir yang tidak di inginkan?? Berawal dari keinginan berbulan madu bersama Haruka. Dalam perjalanan bulan madunya Bubu bertemu dengan sahabat lamanya Henry yang sudah menikah dan mempunyai seorang putri Bianca 5th. Dua pasangan yang romantis menghabiskan waktu bersama-sama. Bianca gadis kecil yang cantik dan lucu merasa nyaman dan dekat dengan Bubu. Hingga pada hari yang naas di saat kedua pasangan itu menghabiskan waktunya dengan makan malam bersama. Datang sekelompok orang-orang yang tiba-tiba menyerang dengan tembakan pada Henry dan istrinya. Sedangkan Bianca yang pada saat itu dalam pangkuan Haruka tak lepas dari incaran tembakan dan mengenai Haruka yang melindungi Bianca.  Di sini awal kisah Bubu di mulai dengan membesarkan Bianca sebagai putrinya. Bagaimana kisah selanjutnya? Salahkah jika Bianca mencintai Bubu?  Dan siapakah yang telah tega membunuh keluarga Henry yang ternyata seorang yang kaya raya dengan semua harta warisan yang akan jatuh di tangan Bianca?? "MY PATIENT MY HUSBAND" VOL 4 DANIEL CLIFFORD sahabat Jean Aideen Devanka  sebagai aktor yang terkenal di kota New York, yang hanya bisa mencintai Jeany sejak masa SMA sampai selama hidupnya. Sejak Jean memutuskan untuk menikahi Jian laki-laki yang di cintainya, kehidupan Daniel terpuruk dalam kegelapan.  Menjadikan seorang Daniel jadi pecandu rokok dan peminum berat dan pemakai narkoba selama bertahun-tahun, hingga membuat Daniel menderita sakit sirosis hati. Mendptkan Dokter pribadi dari salah satu temannya hidup Daniel menjadi berubah total. Seorang Dokter muda Dhenisa Zee saudara kembar dari Dhesita Lee putri dari Jean Aideen telah mampu merawat kesehatan Daniel sekaligus telah menyembuhkan luka di hatinya yang terdlm. Bagaimana kah kisah kelanjutan kehidupan cinta seorang Daniel? apakah cinta pertamanya bisa berpaling?" "MY LOVER MAN" VOL 3 Alverio Axell seorang rektor sekaligus dosen di Universitas Taruna, di hadapkan pada tugas yang menurutnya sangat berat dari pemilik Universitas Taruna Tuan Hendrawan. Di mana tugas itu harus menjaga dan membuat putri Hendrawan Sheren Evelyn Hendrawan menjadi wanita gadis yang pintar dan anggun, sedangkan di mata Axell gadis yang bernama Sheren adalah gadis yg paling bandel dan jahil yang sangat keras kepala. Bagaimana? Apakah seorang Alverio bisa mengubah sifat dan watak dari seorang Sheren?? Dan bagaimana reaksi Axell saat Hendrawan menjodohkan Sheren Evelyn dengan dirinya??? "JIAN MY COLD MAN" VOL 2 "Kalian berdua harus menikah, itu sudah menjadi keputusanku." ucap Ardham menatap Jean Aideen Devanka dan Jian Ying secara bergantian. Jian dan Jean saling berpandangan, saling bertanya satu sama lain dengan suara hati mereka. "Aku masih muda aku tidak mau menikah denganmu Uncle." ucap Jean mengangkat satu alisnya. "Aku juga tidak bisa menikahimu." ucap Jian mengalihkan pandangannya pada Ardham. Sedetik kemudian keduanya menatap Ardham dengan mengambil nafas bersamaan. "KITA TIDAK MAU MENIKAH !!! Jian dan Jean kompak menjawab pertanyaan Ardham secara bersamaan. "KALIAN HARUS TETAP MENIKAH TITIK!!!" ucap Ardham Devanka tanpa bisa di ganggu gugat. MY UNCLE MY HUSBAND VOL 1 Seorang laki (Ardham) yang berusia 38 th mencintai gadis (Nadine 21th) yang sejak kecil di asuhnya. Nadine gadis remaja yang cantik yang telah di tinggal oleh orang tuanya sejak kecil karena kecelakaan yang sengaja di lakukan oleh seseorang yang menginginkan harta kekayaan orang tua Nadine. Ardham sebagai sahabat orang tua Nadine mengasuh Nadine hingga dewasa. Dan terus mencari siapa dalang dari kecelakaan tersebut. Dalam diam ada cinta di antara Ardham dan Nadine. Mungkinkah cinta mereka bisa bersatu? sementara nyawa Nadine dalam bahaya? Dan mampukah Ardham bersaing dan mendapatkan cinta Nadine? sedangkan begitu banyak laki-laki yang masih muda menginginkan cinta Nadine?