Total Jerk Slangily

Warning: This story will contain 'Mature' content, read at your discretion. A soul from the modern world was lost in the void after dying mysteriously, and ended up entering the seal of the eons-old Total Ancient Dragon Trancendent-Entity Of Lust, a being far lost into Ancient history, and after convincing this being to become his master. The young soul was set to reincarnate and start a new life from birth, to someday free his new master, while also working to accomplish his dreams in this new life. For such, his new master, gave him a pet Phoenix, imbued him with their dragon bloodline, and he even received a system. Despite all this, the world where he would find himself was not a simple one. A journey that would go beyond anything he expected awaited him ahead.

"There is a fresh clue on every page in a world full of secrets. Have the courage to discover the truth and confront the consequences." Discover the world of suspense, horror, and mystery. Join the battle against malevolent powers aiming to dominate the world together with a sinister organization fighting for total control over humanity. As the world lies in mystery, Can you uncover the truth without taking the consequences of your actions for trying to reach the end of the page? Are you ready? K.K

The son of the God of Darkness is known for his bad temper among the gods. The father, the God of Darkness, does not like that his son behaves too freely, which casts a shadow on his reputation." The God of Darkness decides to send his son to a world that he and the other gods rule without telling the other gods. It is difficult to predict what the son of the God of Darkness will do. How would he decide to show his father that he was in charge and that he was just a jerk?

The illuminati is real all the famous ones are part of the cult and they have been exposed so they start to take over the world through the use of an orb but when that orb goes away more chaos starts to rise. The presidents are all part of the illuminati so you can only depend on the army and those with ability who came out of hiding too help. One boy will change the current era for the better or for the worse, he needs to avenge his mother and find his father. The world is in shambles,...... in total shambles inspired by vampire system

What happens when, in the midst of struggling to keep up with life, you suddenly discover that you were a princess in a past life? Now, you're just a waitress with a drunken mother and a pile of bills to pay. But deep down, you know one thing: you’ll find the stupid jerk responsible for ending your royal life, no matter what it takes. Alexia POV: Then there are the spoiled, narcissistic rich jerks who think their daddy's car gives them a free pass to treat women like objects. Not today, Satan. These guys are like walking perfume ads with egos bigger than their bank accounts. I swear, they should just marry themselves—they're clearly their own type. When one of those jerks lands at my table, I can smell the entitlement from a mile away. I don't even wait for the inevitable sleazy pickup line or the "accidental" brush of their hand against mine. Nope. I pawn them off on one of the other waiters faster than you can say "unpaid rent."

Seika, seorang otaku pemalas berusia 16 tahun, menjalani kehidupan yang normal dan damai-bersekolah, bermain dan melakukan hal bodoh dengan adik dan sahabatnya, serta menikmati kisah fiksi yang ia baca dan tonton. Hidupnya begitu sederhana dan ideal, hingga suatu tragedi dan sumpah merenggut segalanya. "AKU BERJANJI DENGAN JIWA AKU!! AKU AKAN MEMBUNUH ENGKAU, ONIC!!" Sebuah tragedi dan sumpah kelam menghancurkan kebahagiaan hidupnya dan memaksa dirinya mengukir sumpah penuh kebencian, kesedihan dan kemarahan dalam hatinya. Kini, kehidupan damai dan normal itu telah hancur total, digantikan oleh rasa sakit dan dendam. Hanya sumpah yang mengikat Seika, merantai dirinya pada masa lalu yang gelap. Ini adalah kisah perjuangan tragis seorang remaja yang dipenuhi penderitaan. Ini adalah kisah seika yang ingin menyelesaikan sumpah yang telah ia ukir. Dia bukanlah seorang pahlawan atau jenius, hanya seorang lelaki biasa yang terjebak ke dalam kehidupan yang penuh tragedi.

There's this guy and his friend. Both are powerful beings, forces of nature, and the end of the cycle. Some revere them as the divines. Most revile them, cursing the very ground they tread upon. And there are those who simply pray that the duo remains uninvolved in their lives. "Cut. Man, you're bad at description." "That wasn't very cash money of you, pal. Dude's trying to make a living, weißt du?" It appeared that the guy's lil PET, a companion with a penchant for being a loud mouth- "Not you too." Now, after years, he finally found his old home planet. How does this fine gentleman, with his colossal jerk of a companion, influence this world around them?

She sacrificed her life to save others but woke up to live again. Lit-An never counted on being reincarnated into the world of the Licnine, but after she catches the attention of a powerful being she becomes a pawn in a dangerous war. The 'Others' have invaded the world of the Licnine, enslaving and killing anyone who stands in the way of their total domination. It is up to Lit-An to stop them. But can this tiny girl be the savior of an entire world?

“SAY… HOW ABOUT YOU FORGET THOSE BASTARDS AND RUNAWAY WITH ME??” • • • Dying from an accident on her way home, Amera was given a second chance in life. Reincarnating into a new life, she was reborn into a lavish lifestyle as the daughter of a wealthy household. Amera, distracted by the lavishes around her, hadn't realized something quite sooner. She wasn't simply reborn into any little wealthy girl's household. Except for one of a Mafia. Not just any Mafia, but one of the five biggest terrifying Mob organizations in a BL (Boys' Love) tragic R-18 novel she's perusing. Where the main leads must face horrific events to stay alive throughout the remaining story. However, now she has possessed Roselyn Bleubellé De Lobélia. The worst character to possess in her eyes. • • • “LYING JERK! WE AGREED I’D BE SURROUNDED BY HANDSOME, LOVING MEN IN MY NEXT LIFE! NOT THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF THAT!!” —————————————————— » AN ORIGINAL STORY. » COVER EDITED BY ME. » UNDER MAJOR EDITING. @BUBBEE0_0

Reincarnated with a mission, where failure means total annihilation. Young Emperor Feng Luotian faces an impending catastrophe that threatens to engulf the universe in darkness. With no one left strong enough to combat the evil, Feng Luotian and his father perform a daring ritual to travel back in time, aiming to stop the disaster before it begins. Can they change the course of history and save the future? Embark on an epic journey with the reincarnated Young Emperor as he conquers the universe to protect all life within it. Witness his struggles and triumphs as he battles formidable foes, forms powerful alliances, and masters incredible abilities. Follow Feng Luotian in his relentless quest to avert total destruction and forge a destiny filled with hope, strength, and unwavering determination. This is a story of courage, redemption, and the fight to save the universe from ultimate doom.

【Infant Stage, a cumulative total of 10,000 leg kicks】 【Attribute gained: Use It or Lose It】 【As long as you continuously exercise the same body part, that part can evolve infinitely, but it can't break the limits of carbon-based lifeforms】 【……】 【Student Phase, a cumulative total of 100 million characters read】 【Attribute gained: Heavenly Intellect】 【Photographic memory, learning ability reached the pinnacle of humanity】 【……】 【Adult Stage, a cumulative matching of carbon-based lifeforms' limits 100 times】 【Attribute gained: Multi-form】 【The body is no longer limited to the frailty of carbon-based lifeforms' flesh and blood, capable of evolving beyond life forms】 【……】 Having transmigrated, Lin Zichen was born with an achievement-based cheat. In this life, he only wanted to evolve quietly, continuously breaking through the limits of life forms, and savoring the pleasure that comes with the leveling-up process.

Reikon has appeared in Japan since 2012. The death toll reached nearly the total of both atomic bombings during World War 2 combined. Since then, Reikon has become viewed as an enemy of Japan. Our main, Ryoka has the power to stop these creatures. He would use everything he could to wipe them out. Later, 4th Reikon Squad was founded because of him. He'd lead them. But, is it enough?

Si ese día, el taxista no me lo hubiera advertido, probablemente estaría muerta. Si ese pelirrojo, con su semblante maligno, no hubiera aparecido, no estaría aquí para contarles lo estúpida que fui al meterme de lleno en la boca del lobo. Aunque no todo es malo, ¿verdad? Porque lo conocí... Prohibida la copia y/o adaptación parcial y/o total de esta obra. Obra registrada en Safe Creative.

I was reincarnated in a novel, yes, just as you hear it, but at least I was reincarnated as a handsome guy from one of the most important families in the empire; my life is already solved, right? I wish it was, the problem is that I was reincarnated as Arthur Reclesia, a useless bastard worthy of playing the villain who appears at the beginning to make the main character look good and then dies in a pathetic way, although if that was the only problem then it would be easy; just don't act like a jerk and that's it, but the Reclesia family I come from are not only traitors allied with the demons, but in the middle of the novel they are discovered and the whole family is massacred without leaving anyone alive. Damn, I didn't even finish reading the novel

What happens when 19 year old weeb loses every reason to live? what happens when such person gets transported into a cruel fantasy world with a total stranger? will this broken soul entangled in strange twists of fate find the reason to live again? P.S. Warning! this story contains a lot of physical/emotional trauma, suicidal thoughts, self destructive thoughts and emotional comfort as well as loss of loved ones.

"They are strangers yet they are not, they are enemy yet they are not, they are friends yet they are not, they are each other world yet they are not"!! Love or Lust will surely happen when two same personalities will clash with each other in an Indian wedding, which is full of rituals and customs. Meet Vihaan Singh Rathore, the most eligible bachelor in the business world, the handsome jerk who is full of himself, is rude, wants to control everything, boss of his home, but on the top of it, excessive drinker. Meet Shanaya Malhotra, beautiful, cute, intelligent and emerging fashion designer. She hates men who drink, are controlling in nature, but on top of it, she is revengeful and does not forgive those who hurt her. Destiny is going to play the game.

"Always remember, no matter how much a fae may seem like they experience emotions, no matter how human like a fae may behave...a fae can never be a human." The Keybearer. A young maiden from another world foretold by ancient prophesy, destined to collect the seven keys and save the world. Surely that's the kind of story that finds some plucky high schooler dreaming of adventure and whisks them off to find their true love, right? Overworked salary women like Emily have long passed the point where such fantasies can come true, and even if they did, it's not like she'd know the first thing about what to do. ...So of course, nobody even bothered to ask her before dropping her into an entirely new world full of magic and danger. Like the three hungry orcs eyeing her as soon as she wakes up. "What do you mean I can sense the keys if I use magic?! What magic?!" If Emily could, she'd have immediately issued a rejection letter, but unfortunately, the only way back is to finish her quest somehow. But it's not all danger and confusion. The knight who rushed into battle to save her is charming and kind and gorgeous, and the beautiful and lonely prince has a soft and kind smile only for her. If everyone she meets along the way is like them... Well. It can't be that bad, right? "...--I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A PAINTING?!"

The Citizens of Ottawa, Illinois were your average, friendly Midwesterners. However, when seemingly insane things begin to happen, as any Patriotic American would, they answer the call. From the New World Order to the Total Collapse of Society, the Ottawans following the lead of the Ghost of Ottawa struggle and try to survive even the most impossible of odds stacked against them. But is their American Heritage and Midwestern Grit enough to survive? {Rated R due to profanity and the nature of the violence portrayed in the novel.}

two unhinged boys trying to make their own in a totally normal city. What is the worst that could happen?

In a world of total harmony, peace, and tranquility, one boy decides to shake up the foundation of the world: by becoming a superhero.

A few days ago, I was just a rookie journalist sipping coffee and working on an article about the latest scandal involving the President of the Starstruck Firm. Then the ground shook, walls cracked, and everything around me fell apart. After nearly a week trapped under the wreckage, I was miraculously saved, though my savior was a jerk—Han Yihong. His first words? Not comfort, but a cold, “Will you get up right away, or should I bury you under it?” Things only got worse with Momo, my short-tempered, egg-shaped guide, who sneered, [ I'm so unlucky to be the guide of a foolish and pathetic human like you] [Don’t touch me, you imbecilic human!] Now, stuck in a stupid, system dominated like world, I have to rely on this arrogant team to survive—endless insults and endless death encounters and all—as I face deadly scenarios and uncover what I’m truly capable of.

Di dunia yang telah melupakan masa lalunya, tersimpan sebuah legenda kuno tentang peperangan besar yang mengubah wajah bumi, yaitu Perang Dunia Bawah. Perang yang terjadi ribuan tahun lalu ini begitu dahsyat hingga periode tersebut dikenal sebagai Abad Kekosongan, di mana makhluk-makhluk legendaris bangkit untuk menghentikan kehancuran total. Kini, di sebuah desa kecil yang damai, hidup seorang anak laki-laki bernama Alto Vaelcrest bersama ayah, ibu, dan adik perempuannya. Alto tumbuh dengan didikan sebagai petani bersama ayahnya, Eldrick Vaelcrest. Namun, takdir Alto mulai berubah ketika ia bertemu seorang gadis bertopeng. Penemuan ini membawanya pada petualangan yang mengungkap bahwa darah pelindung legendaris mengalir dalam pembuluh darahnya. Alto harus belajar mengendalikan kekuatan barunya sambil menghadapi berbagai ancaman.

"Why aim for a world when I can conquer the entire universe?" Draco Valenstein was the kindest human alive, a young man full of ambitions. One day, by some unknown means, he died. Not knowing how or what happened, he was granted 3 wishes before transmigration. In such an unforgiving world brimming with powerhouses, kindness was a weakness. But for Draco, who had been reborn as a demon, such a past was long gone. Evil is the only way! ------------------------ Discord: https://discord.gg/WkPT4GXk2E Release Rate: 2-3 Chapters Every Day. The Cover is Mine & Original. ----------------- Author Offers(September-2024): You give: 150-400-800 Power Stones I Give: 1-2-4 Total Bonus Chapters. You give: 100-200-400 Golden Tickets. I Give: 1-2-4 Total Bonus Chapters. You give: Any SuperGift I Give: 3 Bonus Chapters Per. -----------------

In the depth of hell, a child was born. Life and death intertwined with each other. The birth of Gods resonated with the glorious rise of the Imperial Citadel and it's eventual fall. Blades of sorrow was cast upon humanity and then, everything was wiped in it's deadly slash. One man was left standing in the wake of total annihilation.

[Canceled] Some humans decided to colonize a new planet, bringing technology and obelisks with them. Their ships, which were made of a highly complex alloy, destabilized and turned to dust before they crash landed. The atmosphere of this planet contained energy that humankind could not comprehend, resulting in the total destruction of the ships. This destroyed all the technology humans brought with them. The obelisks, on the other hand, remained fine, and total stability was eventually achieved. They started their own journey, drifting around the planet.

This is a story about totally Friends and full of short stories so stay tuned

The world is in total chaos after the war between the gods and ascended mortals of the last known God Game. For the past decade, wrathful gods and divine-powered mortals have been running rampant and creating havoc wherever they go—leaving those without any power of their own defenseless and at the mercy of the chaos. Until a boy with a god-defying left arm and a blood-thirsty appetite with no remembrance of his past decides to take matters into his own hands. This is his story and the story of all the unfortunate souls who faced his judgment.

Savannah is a total rebel, stubborn,rude, and and all of words I'm not going to say. he, heartless,cold blooded, ruthless some say he's death himself but when he meets an out going and wayward girl will all of that change?

Strong since of morals in this strange world. Being the one who seems to be used more than you would think. Aalin Grace. She is the second to youngest out of a total of eight including herself. She has also always been that one that was said to be too nice.

In the crime-infested city of Valleria, Luca rises from a cunning middle school kid to the ruthless leader of an underground empire. As Luca’s influence grows, he seeks not just survival, but total dominance over the city’s criminal landscape. But in the shadows of power, danger lurks, and every move comes at a price. Valleria is his to conquer—if he can survive long enough to claim it.