The Gods Must Be Crazy English

In 202 BCE, Orion Ashvale, a 3,000-man commander of Qin, dies on the battlefield—only to awaken before Chronos, the God of Time. Shown a future where humanity has been completely erased, Orion learns the truth—the 19 Pandemics, beings of incomprehensible power, stripped the universe of Qi and Mana, leaving only death behind. To change fate, the Universal Gods sacrifice themselves, resetting the multiverse and sending Orion back in time. But he is no longer just a soldier. He is given a SYSTEM, a cosmic tool granting him limitless potential. His first skill? Omniscience Level 1—the ability to learn every martial art, breathing technique, and invention throughout history. Reborn in a primitive world, Orion must carve a new path. Survival is brutal. War is inevitable. Innovation is his weapon. As he builds his strength, ancient empires rise, monstrous creatures lurk, and gods from the shadows begin to take notice. With time, fate, and the universe itself against him, Orion walks the only road he has ever known—the path of war. The battle for humanity's survival has already begun. In this life, Orion will not fall. This time, he will become something greater… something unstoppable.

Every 10,000 years, a great war called RAGNAROK breaks out between the gods . Humans, elves, dwarves, fairies and other mortal beings are just pawns in the game of the celestial beings. As soon as civilizations reach a certain level of development, the gods bring about their destruction. This knowledge has long been forgotten and the Telos people do not know what awaits them. Everything changes when Frei, an ordinary young bandit, finds an ancient sword that carries the soul of the past. This is a story about an unequal fight against destiny.

About a young girl, who started feeling life challenge at a tender age, life took turns after her father's death every one of the family was in the hustle field to survive. she found true love, he was her comforter, and was there for her. When it.see. like the relationship was taken to the next level, the worst happen, it almost ruin her life.

Unruly gods Caelum, Lucius, and Riven were banished to the mortal world for raging countless wars in the immortal realm. For a thousand years, their immortal souls wandered aimlessly. Until a young boy heard their voices.

Join the story of five new gods and their creation, as they try and navigate and understand their universe while making sure their own world is safe from any outside danger. Disclaimer: If you expect things should just work out for the main characters, this isn't the novel for you. My antagonist are people with thought and their own plans, they are capable of adjusting if things don't work out their way. Have a fun time reading.

My new villain novel: Demonic Skeleton God Just a warning the first few chapters may be worse because I wrote them when I couldn't write well but in my opinion 18+ chapters will be much better than the previous ones, please give it a chance. I was pretty inspired by ORV to begin with, so if that bothers you you can leave. Because I've been annoyed by people who've read 5 chapters and say it's a copy. The first 7 chapters it's going to be very similar to 40 chapters it's going to be a little bit similar and then not at all. Bob Reloud was a strange kid—psychopathic, autistic, and introverted. On the surface, he didn't fit the typical image of a psychopath, but when he got angry, he became something else entirely: a bloodthirsty predator, driven purely by instinct. The first sign of his violent nature emerged in kindergarten when he was just five. A classmate destroyed his favourite toy car, a cherished gift from his grandfather. Enraged, Bob's face turned red, and foam gathered at the corners of his mouth. In a fit of uncontrollable fury, he gouged the boy's eye, causing severe injuries that left the child hospitalized for a week. His parents, horrified, took him to a psychiatrist who reviewed footage of the incident. But when the psychiatrist met Bob, he found a calm, seemingly ordinary autistic boy. After weekly sessions revealed nothing abnormal beyond his autism, the psychiatrist concluded that it was an isolated incident—a strange, unexplainable outburst. However, Bob's parents remained cautious, assigning him a special tutor and treating him with apprehension, afraid to provoke another violent episode. One evening, his father came home drunk, as he often did, and began his habit of throwing insults at Bob's mother. Bob had grown accustomed to these rants. Afterward, his father sat down to watch football. Bob, fiddling with a stolen phone, accidentally blasted music at full volume. Bob’s dad started beating him, and his mom tried to calm him down, but it was too late. Bob became extremely angry, went into his psycho mode, and murdered his parents. Officer Danzel responded to the call. Breaking down the door, he was met with a chilling scene: a boy covered in dried blood, sitting calmly on the couch, the decomposing corpses of his parents beside him. "Don't move, or I'll shoot!" Danzel barked, his hand on his gun. Bob raised his hands. Danzel covered up the murders, taking Bob under his wing. Over the years, he moulded Bob into a spy and assassin—a tool for his purposes. Bob excelled at killing, but he despised espionage, finding it tedious. Worse still, Danzel kept him trapped, threatening to expose his past if he ever tried to leave. Eventually, Bob devised a plan to free himself. Over months, he deliberately botched missions, creating enough trouble to provoke Danzel's wrath. Finally, Danzel snapped. Now, Bob stood on the subway platform, a grin on his face and a backpack on his shoulders. For the first time, he felt free. Boarding the train, Bob heard the powerful voice of the demon. The apocalypse was about to begin, and his story could finally unfold.

I’m a proud NEET who’s devoured every romance novel, manga, webtoon, and otome game out there. Just when I thought I’d conquered it all, a black bunny appeared in my dream. “Congrats! You’ve been chosen to help villains win across multiple worlds!” “Like a game?” “Uh . . . sure.” “Great, I’m in!” And just like that, I became an agent of the Villain System. Time to rewrite some happily-ever-afters—villain style. **[NOTE!]** This novel features multiple short arcs, each exploring different tropes such as ancient China, the modern world, beasts, werewolves, vampires, fantasy, school romance, idol groups—you name it! The twist? Each arc focuses on our MC making the villain (male) triumph over the male and female leads. The story is written primarily in 2nd and 3rd person POV for a dynamic and immersive experience. || Excerpt || [WARNING! MATURE Content Ahead!] “Then serve me . . . properly.” The command was both sensual and authoritative, and Xue Li’s pulse quickened under his intense gaze. The air between them grew heavy, her trembling hands faltering as she began to run the sponge across his chest, her touch featherlight against his scars. “Y-yes your majesty.” Xue Li’s hand trembled slightly as she dipped the towel into the warm, fragrant water, her breath catching as she squeezed it out over Han Feng’s shoulders. The water cascaded down his chiseled frame, tracing every ridge and contour of his muscles. She swallowed hard, focusing intently on her task, though her heart raced like a drum in her chest. She began at his shoulders, her touch gentle as the towel glided over his skin. His scars, a mix of old battles and untold stories, caught her attention, and she hesitated for a brief moment before continuing. The warmth of the water mixed with the heat radiating from his body, and the intimacy of the moment sent a shiver up her spine. Han Feng leaned back slightly, watching her through half-lidded eyes, his expression unreadable. “Slower,” he murmured, his voice a low rumble that made her pulse skip. Xue Li obeyed, her movements becoming more deliberate as she ran the sponge across his chest, down the defined lines of his abdomen. Each stroke felt unbearably sensual, her fingers brushing his skin as she worked. She tried to maintain her composure, but the proximity to him, the sheer physicality of his presence, made her feel as though the air had thickened. When she reached his arms, he extended one lazily, letting her clean him as though it were his divine right. Her hand moved carefully, trailing down his forearm to his wrist, her touch so soft it almost tickled. Han Feng’s silence was oppressive yet charged, the pressure of his gaze pinning her in place. As she lowered the sponge to his torso again, her hand faltered briefly near the sharp line of his hipbone. The water ran over his skin like liquid fire, and her breath hitched when she noticed the slight curve of his lips, a hint of satisfaction playing there. “You’re trembling,” he said, his voice velvet smooth, making her flinch. “I-It’s the steam, Your Majesty,” she stammered, though she knew it was a poor excuse. Han Feng chuckled softly, the sound deep and rich. “Hmm . . . Is that so? Then you have no problem cleaning my cock right?” Xue Li's eyes trembled, on the verge of tears, which seemed to please Han Feng. His smile grew wider as he urged her on. "Go on. You're going to serve me properly, aren't you?"

When pain and suffering last for an eternity, is there room for joy? “Who am I? Grey? A lord? Genius or scum? Man or devil?” Torn by inner contradictions, MC is forced to face the harsh reality of immortality. Can he retain his sanity and find true happiness after losing everything he holds dear?

The constant internal struggle to finish with oneself, to realize that this is not the solution to the problem.

According to the Creation myth, God created Yarya because he was tired of humans. Angels, followed by demons and giants, began living in this universe. The angels learned about the existence of Earth and wanted humans to be created on Yarya. God granted their request and created humanoid races. Later on, in a war between giants and humans, the giants disappeared, the angels retreated to heaven, and the demons were sealed away. Yarya now belonged to the human races. According to the prophecy, one day the seal of the demons will be broken, and the battle between humans and demons will begin. At this time, King Kaelin will be reborn and assist in the salvation of humanity.

Aki Hayashi, an average fifteen-year-old boy, leads an ordinary life in Kyoto. However, after a traumatic incident, Aki creates a dark sword. This sword is a module—a completely unique weapon that only a few individuals can summon from the depths of their soul. He then joins the Kenkai, an organization dedicated to fighting evil using these modules. But a dark force has set its sights on him and his module...

Delyth has had her fair share of luxury and worked her whole life for years more of it; so by what fate was she exiled to the west and more importantly how would she survive the wrath of the imperial prince who's dead set on bringing her down... PS: cover not mine, contact me privately if you want it taken down.

mystery Island

Ten thousand years ago, the sky shattered, the earth bled, and reality screamed. Gods and awakeners clashed against horrors that should not exist......things that twisted minds, devoured souls, and laughed at the concept of death. The world did not win. It survived. The Veil Barrier was forged, sealing away the nightmares at an unfathomable cost. Time passed. The world forgot. But the barrier is rotting. Cracks spread. Whispers crawl. Monsters pour through, dragging something far worse behind them. And in the midst of it all, something else stirs. Not a hero. Not a villain. Not a god. A being that should not exist. One even the horrors feared. The world thinks it won the war. It was wrong.

Spaceships. Orbital stations. Virtual worlds. Incomprehensible aliens. A pan-galactic society where humanity is a minority. Humanoid robots. Artificial intelligences. Journeys beyond the universe. Time travel. Psi powers. Space battles. Distant gods. Video games. Servers where one can live their afterlife. Utopian societies. The Blind Gods have all this and more.

Rejected and cheated by CEO Gong Joon, you attempted suicide and barely managed to survive. You woke up with a different personality, a heart that has now turned to stone. Gong Jiho is known as the crazy Prince. He never steps out of his house, no public appearances, no girlfriends - he is literally a ghost. But Jiho has a secret, he doesn’t feel anything: touch, pain. And when you mistakenly learned of his secret, you decided to punish Gong Joon by marrying his stepbrother Gong Jiho, who agreed solely because you are the only person whom he can feel but absolutely hates.

Gods and Mortals tells the story of Klaus Walker, a teenager who has always been indifferent and apathetic to the world around him. But everything changes when he discovers that he is the child of a God. As he struggles to come to terms with his new reality, he must decide whether to embrace his destiny and uphold his duties as a Demigod or to ignore it altogether, seeking an average life. The story of Gods and Mortals is an enchanting modern fantasy tale that weaves together the extraordinary realms of gods and humans. With captivating characters, as well as a new and immersive mythology, this book draws readers into a world where ancient deities and mortal destinies collide. If you were captivated by the magic of the Percy Jackson franchise, prepare to embark on a breathtaking adventure with Gods and Mortals.

Ax Glazier. It's a name that instill fear on so many beings across the multiverse especially the gods. They afraid of this particular being that can destroy them anytime... Not a god nor a demon. Ax Glazier is a human who was a killing machine who'd kill whoever he was paid to. He was someone cold-hearted and merciless who have never giving mercy to any of his prey. That is, what makes him the terror of most beings in the multiverse.

After dying in an accident, a burnt-out office worker is reborn as King Azriel Von Albrecht, the infamous tyrant from a novel he once read as a teenager. To make matters worse, a prophecy foretells his downfall, marking him as a doomed ruler whose reign will end in bloodshed. Determined to change his fate, Azriel refuses to wait for death. If the prophecy speaks of a Chosen One destined to bring his ruin, his only option is to strike first by killing them before they can fulfill their destiny. Yet, he is forced to confront a brutal question: Is survival worth becoming the villain? ON HIATUS

Two boys leading separate lives are told the story of two heroes abandoning their empires which leads to their fall. Leto, a young boy who inherits one hero’s power, becomes a vessel of a god, condemned to shape the world into the gods views. The other, Zachary, receives a revelation from another got to destroy him and prevent a calamity. Will Zachary, who is praised to be a hero, be able to subjugate Leto and prevent him from creating a world of misery? — Disclaimer: depictions of strong violence

A young girl runned for her house and ended up in an uncommon place

The gods are benevolent, They are also wicked. The gods are divine, They are also mundane. Ashra is Blessed of Mother Earth, a direct descendant of the goddess. He has lived three lives, each longer than the last. Upon his third death, he was ready to rest, finally perishing for good. But what is this crazy goddess talking about now? Goddess: Live for me. Ashra: No. Goddess: Just one more time... Ashra: You said 'one more time' the second time... Goddess: ... I mean it this time. Ashra: You also 'meant it' the third time. Goddess: ... Let's negotiate.

Continuation of Geena.

A librarian, amoral and indifferent, is taken into a book, The Inferno. There, he must ascend to the top of Hell, facing the seven deadly sins and the authorities of Hell. Rating: 18+ Trigger Warning. Extremely Explicit and Brutal. A Representation of Hell. Based on: Dante's Divine Comedy and the Apocalypse of Peter. (If you wish to preserve your sanity, do not read.)