Humour Noir Hard

Sommaire : Le Vide Éternel Arc 1 : La Naissance du Vide (Chapitres 1-20) 1. Le héros oublié 2. Éveil dans l’ombre 3. La tempête de ténèbres 4. Les premiers pas 5. Rencontre avec Liryel 6. Un village en ruine 7. Les murmures des anciens 8. Duel dans la forêt 9. Apparition des anges 10. Une prophétie troublante 11. La flèche d’espoir 12. La marche vers le sanctuaire 13. Démonstration de puissance 14. Les dragons en colère 15. L’épreuve du néant 16. Conflit intérieur 17. Liryel et Kael : un lien fragile 18. Ombres dans le sanctuaire 19. Premiers fragments du vide 20. Le serment d’un héros --- Arc 2 : Les Terres Déchirées (Chapitres 21-50) 21. La traversée des montagnes 22. Les légendes des hommes-lézards 23. Éruption de rage 24. La lame brisée 25. Épreuve de l'esprit 26. L'attaque des démons 27. Les anges et leur méfiance 28. Une ville sous tension 29. Pacte avec un esprit 30. La nuit des cendres 31. Liryel en danger 32. Kael dévoile sa vraie force 33. Une bataille désespérée 34. Découverte d’une vérité enfouie 35. La pierre du vide 36. Le pouvoir du sacrifice 37. La chute des montagnes 38. Les larmes de Liryel 39. La promesse d’un avenir 40. Un ennemi plus puissant --- Arc 3 : Le Royaume des Abysses (Chapitres 51-100) 41. Voyage vers les abysses 42. Les gardiens du néant 43. Le souffle du désespoir 44. La force du doute 45. Une trahison inattendue 46. Rencontre avec un démon roi 47. Le passé de Kael 48. Une lutte sans issue 49. Des alliés improbables 50. Le chemin des sacrifices 51. La lumière dans l'obscurité 52. Une confrontation inévitable 53. Liryel et son héritage 54. Les failles des abysses 55. Combat au sommet 56. Le jugement des anges 57. La chute du premier démon 58. Les souvenirs enfouis 59. Kael contre le vide lui-même 60. Une victoire amère --- Arc 4 : Les Flammes de la Rédemption (Chapitres 101-150) 61. Un monde en ruine 62. Les survivants 63. Une alliance fragile 64. Les dragons et leur colère 65. Une nouvelle arme 66. La danse des esprits 67. Les démons unifiés 68. L’amour en péril 69. La faiblesse d’un héros 70. La flamme de la rébellion

Dans la magnifique ère interstellaire, l'humanité a finalement développé la technologie de téléportation, mais lorsqu'ils essaient de se téléporter, ils ne sont pas envoyés dans le futur, le passé, ou sur une terre connue des hommes... Cet espace mystérieux est appelé le Sanctuaire de Dieu, où vivent de nombreuses créatures inconnues. Ici, les humains feront le plus grand bond dans leur évolution pour créer l'époque la plus glorieuse de l'histoire. "Scarabée noir à sang sacré tué. Âme de bête du scarabée noir de sang sacré acquise. Mangez la viande du scarabée noir de sang sacré pour obtenir de 0 à 10 points de geno aléatoirement."

Après la Catastrophe, chaque règle du monde fut réécrite. À l'Ère du Fer Noir, l'acier, le fer, les moteurs à vapeur et la force de combat sont devenus le pivot sur lequel les êtres humains devaient s'appuyer pour survivre. Un garçon du peuple nommé Zhang Tie a été choisi par les dieux de la fortune et s'est vu offrir un petit arbre capable de produire constamment divers fruits merveilleux. En même temps, Zhang Tie fut jeté dans les flammes de la guerre, une guerre de trois cents ans entre les humains et les démons sur le continent désert. Utilisant des cristaux pour exploiter les potentiels du corps humain, il faut cultiver pour devenir plus fort. Les légendes palpitantes de clans mystérieux, les secrets des fantasmes Orientaux, d'innombrables trésors et héritages dans le monde souterrain — Tout cela au Château de Fer Noir ! Écrit par Tigre Ivre, ce roman est un exemple parfait de fantasy steampunk. Laissons-nous voyager à travers le monde des possibilités et des inventions illimitées ensemble ! ------ **Attention : Ce roman contient du contenu pour adultes**

Zhao Feng travaille dur pour se prouver meilleur que ses pairs sur le Terrain d'Entraînement des Arts Martiaux, mais juste au moment où il est sur le point d'abandonner, un mystérieux objet noir, semblable à une marbre, fusionne avec son œil gauche, lui octroyant les pouvoirs des dieux anciens. Avec ses nouveaux pouvoirs, Zhao Feng se lance dans le périple pour devenir le plus grand artiste martial de tous les temps.

This is the story of a 25-year-old man being transmigrated to the cultivation world without any cheats. Let us all follow him on his journey. Arjun, an orphan in his past life has got transmigrated to the cultivation world with a proficiency adding system. Arjun has a very cautious personality but he is also a brave one, he faces many difficulties while cultivating. This is a journey of whether he will ascend to immortality or not, with his proficiency adding system. ----------------------- I am trying to name the characters a bit in in Indian style so please try to understand. The MC is very weak in the start and I want to keep it as realistic as possible with fictional elements (I know it sounds humourous but still I will try)

Years ago, a strange crack appeared in the sky. No one could explain where it came from or how it opened. From the crack came terrifying creatures called Riftborn. To fight back, the Supreme Sorcerer Detective Court (SSDC) was formed. This group of powerful sorcerers and fighters became humanity’s protectors, standing against the Riftborn and helping those in need. Victor Noir, once a professor at a famous academy, was invited to join the SSDC after the leader of Squad 7 was killed in battle. Though he had no experience with the Riftborn, Victor accepted the challenge. Victor’s mission is not only to fight the Riftborn but also to uncover the truth behind the crack in the sky. Is it possible to close it? Who or what opened it? These questions haunt him as he works to protect Archkam City.

Auriel, the Goddess of Balance, was once revered among the pantheon of deities for her immense power. However, her chronic clumsiness and inability to manage divine tasks without causing unintended disasters have made her the laughingstock of the gods. After one particularly disastrous mistake (accidentally flooding an entire celestial city), she’s banished to the human realm as punishment. Her mistake? Seducing the Chief God's daughter and make her fall for Auriel? Her next task? Select the next ruler of Earth. Her problem? Every "candidate" is a strong-willed, talented woman who, instead of vying for Earth’s throne, seems more interested in vying for Auriel’s heart. ____ Will have r18, smut, futa, harem and so much more

Villains aren’t born, they rise from the flame, Built from the betrayal, they play the game. In a world teetering on the edge of ruin, legends speak of the Angel of Death—a fallen hero turned nightmare, a vampire whose wings once carried salvation now cast shadows of doom. Betrayed by those he once bled for, exiled and broken, he vanishes into myth. But darkness is patient, and vengeance waits in silence. Now, the forgotten hero awakens, his heart forged in fury and his fangs sharpened by pain. Empires will crumble, crowns will fall, and the blood of betrayers will stain the earth. This is not a tale of redemption. This is the story of his rise—a relentless march to the throne, where mercy dies and a kingdom of shadows is born.

This wasn't my first VR game, but as always, I sucked. My favorite kind of ways to play was a meaty mage with high damage and favorably both high MP and HP regeneration. But while I tried to create this type of Avatar, l had no luck yet again. This game was way too hard! It was also almost impossible to level up like this and I died countless times. Also...I was basically an social inept and unble to perform well in a party or any other kind of group. I had too less talent to get stronger as fast as other players and the painfully low possibilities of my potential often sent me to the brink of my inner abyss. Still, I loved playing this game and kept on playing anyway. Until one day, my peace and serenity were broken by the undercurrents and remnants of political struggle in the city I resided. Forced to join the ruthless leader of the black market I had to let go of everything that hindered me to grow stronger. To find my oppressors who bullied, stole from me and made me wish to leave this game behind. On my way to revenge, my class was upgraded to a branch class of mage, - illusionist. Fit for my style of madness and an concealed weapon against my enemies. And this made me let loose of anything reining myself back. - "So, you said you were an illusionist. Do you already know what your class is able to do or shall I explain it to you?" The class instructor asked. "I can make weak hallucinations and cute phantasms." "..." he held the bridge of his nose. "You got to choose between scary and cute phantasms and chose cute? What the hell is wrong with you????" "te-he..." I tried to scratch my head cutely. "Don't te-he me, you imbecile!" he roared. "How the hell should I be your instructor when you can't even choose the basic skills that are suitable for fighting?!" "But the big wolf found the phantasm cute and was tamed." I smiled and showed him the hide of a deer I had placed in my inventory. "He even started hunting for me until I had enough and ran away." "..." The instructor was left speechless. Why did he have to babysit such a useless revenant? Couldn't he at least have someone with a bit more smartness? Why did he have to take care of this dorky mage?????? Update schedule: 1 - 2 Chapters every week

Han Su-Yeong, une jeune femme très timide, va trouver un livre étrange et le ramener. Elle va alors entrer dans l'univers de ce livre et tenter de sauver Min-Seo, son personnage favoris, mais tout ne se passera pas comme prévu.

A remake of another novel I created. Kazuki Takumi Amagiri was always a kid with a troubling life, abusive parents, poverty, being bullied at school you know the usual sob story that probably goes in a documentary for the early life of a serial killer or something. Throughout his life he's always wondered if maybe the reason world hates him was because he had the audacity to exist. But through a series of events he met his best friend and was introduced to a series of games where he found his spark of resilience to carry on in life in a character named Markus one of the main antagonists of the book. And ten years later he's a university student, dormmates with his best friend and is just about to finish getting his degrees. He'd also just finished playing the third installment in a his favorite video game franchise All was going well in life, things were looking up until in one cruel twist it was over, no fanfare, no "going out with a bang", Kazuki's life just fizzled out like a candle in the wind. Curiously though, Kazuki's story was not over as he found himself in the body of "Markus" at the start of his story. How will this strangely ironic twist of fate change the world at large? And more importantly how will it change our main character?

The World of Relisquae had long see a the great kingdom of Volantis. Whoever found the kingdom would meet the princess, and be granted one wish. Thus, a group of adventurers join together to find this mysterious kingdom as well as fight a great evil.

Ethan Drake, a hardened investigator, is drawn into a chilling conspiracy when Gwen Alderidge hires him to probe her grandfather Victor’s suspicious death. Victor, a composer, left behind an unfinished symphony encoded with secrets that could expose Chicago’s most powerful. As Ethan delves deeper, he discovers Clara, a traumatized witness whose fragmented memories hold the key to the mystery—and to survival. Together, they must unlock the symphony’s deadly secrets before they become its final notes. ____ Novel Tag Categories and Tags Thriller Noir Mystery Psychological Suspense Crime Drama Speculative Fiction

In the vastness of existence, where the magical and the mundane intertwine, where a skeleton - intricately connected bones - collide, we find ourselves on a journey unlike any other. It begins in a world of creaturely fantasies and seductive contradictions. At the centre of it all is Bones, a lowly, weak skeleton who possesses something special: perception. Tired of the monotonous existence of his skeletal brethren, of endless decay and hundreds of years spent in the damp, dark underground. Driven by a deep desire to discover the meaning of a real life, Bones ventured out into the world outside, a chaotic world of humans, a world full of joy, excitement and sadness... And then his path crosses with Lealia, an aristocratic girl on the run from a forced marriage and the stifling bonds of her aristocratic family. Their shy meeting forms the basis of an extraordinary relationship, a testament to the power of self-discovery and the beauty of a unique love. Together they will uncover conspiracies, face formidable enemies and fight to protect their own identities. Prepare for a story that perfectly blends dark humour with philosophical reflection, a tale where the mundane meets the magical, and an unlikely but deeply moving love story. It is a journey to find the meaning of life, the desire for freedom...

At Kanci High School, everyone knows Sato Tomo—the boy with an angel’s face and a carefree smile. Popular yet mysterious, Sato floats through life, charming everyone without ever getting too close. His delicate frame and soft blue eyes often make people mistake him for someone fragile, but Sato hides deeper emotions behind that playful exterior. He seems untouchable, always surrounded by friends and laughter, making it hard for anyone to get a glimpse of who he really is. Emma Rose, on the other hand, is the opposite. With her strikingly foreign appearance—blue hair and pink eyes—Emma stands out, but not in a way that wins her friends. Shy, introverted, and often the target of bullying, Emma hides behind books and manga, escaping to worlds where she can be brave and confident, unlike the quiet girl she is in reality. The only person who truly knows her is her best friend, Ino, a bold and outspoken tomboy who’s always had Emma’s back. When Emma accidentally walks into the wrong classroom one afternoon and finds herself face-to-face with Sato, her world shifts in ways she never expected. Sato, with his easy smile and kind words, surprises her. Could there be more to him than the popular boy everyone sees? As Emma begins to notice the loneliness hidden behind Sato’s cheerful mask, she realizes they may have more in common than she thought. But Sato has no interest in love or high school drama—he’s too focused on his hobbies and enjoying life to get caught up in romance. Emma, on the other hand, isn’t sure what to make of her growing feelings. As the two are drawn into each other's orbits, Emma finds herself questioning not only her own heart but also the boy behind the smile. In Love is Hard, the story follows Emma’s journey of discovering herself and trying to understand the complexities of Sato, all while navigating the chaos of high school life, friendships, and her own shy heart. Will Sato ever open up? And can Emma find the courage to step out of her shell?

In the mystical world of Mythosia, where immortals wield extraordinary powers, Hóng Xú, an orphan unable to cultivate, struggles to find his place. Hóng Xú Determined to spend the rest of his life peacefully he plans to sell books, paintings, and martial arts manuals in the Jadeleaf village. But once a great man said this "Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world"          -Uchiha Madara

A path of survival, intertwined with the doctrine of both Immortal and Martial Arts, every punch strikes true. In the chaotic world of Martial Arts, power reigns supreme. To survive, Chen Yi exhausted all of his family savings on learning martial arts, only to startlingly discover that the Broken Jade in his mind was also accumulating energy, enabling him to possess the ability to cross into the Immortal Cultivation World. The moment he crossed over, merely inhaling the spiritual energy accelerated his martial arts progression at an astonishing rate. Not to mention the dazzling array of martial methods, pill talismans, arrays, and various cultivation oddities inside, all of them significantly boosted his strength! Since then, Chen Yi, who held sway over two worlds, began his days of striving for upgrades and growth, unknowingly becoming a top-tier existence in both worlds. And later, he found even more astonishingly, that there was such a mysterious connection between these two worlds.

Bobby travaille dur pour se prouver meilleur que ses pairs sur le Terrain d'Entraînement en Arts Martiaux, mais juste au moment où il est sur le point d'abandonner, un mystérieux objet noir, semblable à une bille, se fusionne avec son œil gauche, lui octroyant les pouvoirs des dieux anciens. Avec ses nouveaux pouvoirs, Bobby se lance dans le voyage pour devenir le plus grand artiste martial de tous les temps...

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Why is life so hard? Is it because we have done bad deeds in our past lives? Or are we atoning for the sins of other? These are questions I ask my self, every day. Is it really just okay to kill your self? The only driving passion which keeps me lit in the darkest of nights right now is just the thought of revenge. The revenge for my mother who was hunted by a king. I. Will. MAke. HIM. SuFFeR.

c’est l’histoire de vie d’une jeune fille dont l’univers appris une tournure inattendu après le départ de sa mère pour l’europe. comme un océan noir cette fille cachait des lourd secrets puis longtemps et les révélé lui ont causer tord. abus, trahison, douleur, secret, traumatisme inconnu. entré dans l’intimité des souvenirs de cette jeune ado, femme aujourd'hui.

Just me venting my feelings to words! You don't have to read it though.

Dans un monde ou la magie est strictement contrôlée par les nobles lignées. on suit l'histoire de Kaï un apprenti mage qui mène un vie simple avec son maitre bienveillant mais un jour lorsque son maitre était partit faire les courses il allât dans le sous sol est pour la première fois il remarqua un boite assez grande dans le fond de la pièce il l'ouvris et il est tombé face à face avec un grimoire et une épée le grimoire s'intitule "L'Héritage Du Mage Noir"

"On the very first day of our marriage, I told him that if he ever betrayed me, I would disappear from his life forever." "Hello, I’d like to apply for immigration!" Shen Xinyan stood at the counter and handed over all the prepared documents to the staff on the other side of the window. The staff quickly stamped the submitted documents and then pulled out another sheet, handing it back to her. "Ma’am, the process will be completed in fifteen days. Please wait patiently." Zhou Yushen, fifteen days from now, I'll be waiting for your madness.

A Middle Eastern man, he loved football; he couldn't join a football club because his family moved to Saudi to work. After his death he was reincarnated in Argentine half Japanese and half Argentinian.

Daiki with his whole class got transferred to a game like real dungeon where they had to complete the game to return. The survivors will get one wish fulfilled while the MVP of the game gets two. He got the mysterious and weakest class 'Work Hard (?)' and the lowest stats among his friends in a game like real life dungeon. As he requests the system to seperate him from others for 6 months where he starts practicing alone to become stronger than his friends and prove to everyone that he could become strongest against any odds and to stop them from wishing something dangerous.

Dua orang sahabat yang sudah saling mengenal sejak kecil, tanpa sadar tumbuh dalam ketegangan antara perasaan yang tidak terungkap. Meskipun keduanya saling peduli, mereka lebih memilih untuk menyembunyikan perasaan tersebut demi menjaga persahabatan mereka. Namun, saat salah satu dari mereka memutuskan untuk pergi, perasaan cinta yang telah lama terpendam mulai meledak dan mengubah segala sesuatu. Ketegangan antara apa yang seharusnya dan apa yang sebenarnya ada di hati mereka menciptakan kisah yang penuh dengan perasaan yang tak terucapkan.

Zara, cewek yang udah muak banget dengan kencan buta, akhirnya memutuskan untuk coba lagi. Tapi, kencan kali ini beda banget. Bukannya ketemu cowok keren dan romantis, dia malah bertemu Dylan—cowok santai yang lebih suka ngomongin kopi daripada tentang hubungan serius. Tapi entah kenapa, ada sesuatu yang bikin Zara makin penasaran. Sifat Dylan yang chill dan misterius bikin dia bingung, apalagi sikapnya yang kadang datar banget. Tapi, siapa sangka, pertemuan mereka yang canggung malah bikin cerita jadi seru banget! Akan seperti apa hubungan mereka yang penuh tawa, salah paham, dan pastinya, drama? Apakah akhirnya Zara bakal jatuh cinta atau malah ketawa terus sepanjang waktu?

Three best friends who have grown up to at least date. sadly none of them as ever experienced love from a girl. Their humour is way above normal.