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[Ding! You have killed the Great Outer God, Azathoth.] [Ding! Do you want to resurrect the dead Outer God and turn him into your puppet?] … After being killed by a ‘stray’ bullet, James wakes up only to find himself reincarnated as a young man with incomplete memories, ‘abandoned’ in a cave with his little sister, Minji. He soon discovers he’s in a world that combines the elements of Beast Master, Eastern Fantasy, and Magical Realism. In this new fantasy realm where the strong are respected and the weak are trampled, James awakens an OP system that can upgrade his rank as long as he has money. Thus, James is determined to become a successful businessman once more, since he also recognizes the potential of leveraging the system’s functions to amass wealth. [Ding! Do you want to refine your pet’s Evolution Pill?] [Ding! Do you want to refine the breakthrough Martial God pill?] [Ding! Do you want to refine the Heavenly Dragon Sword?] …. Later, James also discovers that the ‘earth’ has evolved after dungeons started to appear and towers that rose from the ground, where these connect the earth and the world where James is currently in through space teleportation. Upon returning to ‘earth’ to check the situation there, he finds out that his death wasn’t caused by a ‘stray’ bullet but rather was orchestrated by someone James trusts the most. Follow James on his journey, where he takes revenge on his killer in his first life, and uncovers the mystery of ‘why was he reincarnated into this world and why his family in this life abandoned him and Minji’ while pursuing his new goal of becoming the strongest. ----------------------------------------------------- [WPC August Entry] ALL SUPPORT is appreciated. Don’t hesitate to add it to your library and give Power Stone!!

``` "William Cole, je vous ai ramené votre femme à la maison." Un jeune homme est sorti d'une BMW noire. La femme de William Cole, Ruth Dawn, est également sortie du siège passager. L'homme a levé les yeux, croisant le regard de William à la fenêtre du deuxième étage, et a souri : "Alors, qu'en dites-vous ? Dois-je la monter ?" ```

Zhao Feng travaille dur pour se prouver meilleur que ses pairs sur le Terrain d'Entraînement des Arts Martiaux, mais juste au moment où il est sur le point d'abandonner, un mystérieux objet noir, semblable à une marbre, fusionne avec son œil gauche, lui octroyant les pouvoirs des dieux anciens. Avec ses nouveaux pouvoirs, Zhao Feng se lance dans le périple pour devenir le plus grand artiste martial de tous les temps.

``` (Contenu Mature) Fuyant le mariage qu'elle redoutait avec le Prince Héritier, Aed Ruad, la Princesse Anastasia est devenue la captive de l'homme le plus dangereux de Lore, le Prince Ileus. Elle connaît un secret qu'elle veut échanger avec lui mais le prix est élevé. Et Ileus… il la veut elle et quelque chose de plus. Plongez dans le monde sombre et mystérieux d'Anastasia et Ileus alors qu'ils luttent contre la tentation, le pouvoir, la cupidité et une attraction enivrante. Anastasia parviendra-t-elle à se libérer de lui ? Ileus atteindra-t-il son but ? Rejoignez-les pour le ressentir ! D'autres romans de cette série comprennent : Aveux Sauvages : Adrianna et l'Alpha (Terminé) Le Prince Alpha de la Croissant d'Argent (Terminé) La couverture m'appartient. Elle est commissionnée. Artiste de la couverture : Micehellwd ```

Raze Cromwell était quelqu'un qui avait souffert toute sa vie. Une éducation cruelle qui avait rendu sa nature amère. Pour survivre, il fit tout ce qu'il pouvait, ce qui finit par lui valoir le nom de Mage Noir. Un titre qui n'était donné qu'aux tout meilleurs mages. « Tout dans ce monde m'a été pris, alors je prendrai tout du monde. » Les cinq Suprêmes Mages se réunirent pour éliminer le grand Raze, sur ses derniers retranchements, le Mage Noir avait encore un tour dans sa manche. Activant un sort interdit, il se retrouva à vivre dans un autre monde, un monde rempli d'artistes martiaux. Un monde où l'on pouvait détruire des sommets de montagnes avec leur poing, mais la Magie existait toujours dans ce nouveau monde, et il était le seul à le savoir. **** Note : Raze Cromwell est un personnage qui apparaît brièvement dans Mon système vampire. (Pour 2 chapitres) Il n'est pas nécessaire de lire Mon système vampire. Puisque cette histoire est basée sur Raze avant qu'il ne devienne ce qu'il était dans le système vampire. Instagram : JKSManga Discord : jksmanga https://discord.gg/jksmanga

Dua orang sahabat yang sudah saling mengenal sejak kecil, tanpa sadar tumbuh dalam ketegangan antara perasaan yang tidak terungkap. Meskipun keduanya saling peduli, mereka lebih memilih untuk menyembunyikan perasaan tersebut demi menjaga persahabatan mereka. Namun, saat salah satu dari mereka memutuskan untuk pergi, perasaan cinta yang telah lama terpendam mulai meledak dan mengubah segala sesuatu. Ketegangan antara apa yang seharusnya dan apa yang sebenarnya ada di hati mereka menciptakan kisah yang penuh dengan perasaan yang tak terucapkan.

Zara, cewek yang udah muak banget dengan kencan buta, akhirnya memutuskan untuk coba lagi. Tapi, kencan kali ini beda banget. Bukannya ketemu cowok keren dan romantis, dia malah bertemu Dylan—cowok santai yang lebih suka ngomongin kopi daripada tentang hubungan serius. Tapi entah kenapa, ada sesuatu yang bikin Zara makin penasaran. Sifat Dylan yang chill dan misterius bikin dia bingung, apalagi sikapnya yang kadang datar banget. Tapi, siapa sangka, pertemuan mereka yang canggung malah bikin cerita jadi seru banget! Akan seperti apa hubungan mereka yang penuh tawa, salah paham, dan pastinya, drama? Apakah akhirnya Zara bakal jatuh cinta atau malah ketawa terus sepanjang waktu?

As a girl from a middle class family, my goal in life isn't to have a rich boyfriend or a rich husband to marry, but to study hard and take care of my family, I don't want to be a CEOs wife but I want to be the CEO myself. I want to earn money that will be mine... I want to earn money and say this is my hard work. But what will happen after I Aria Fredricko fall in love with the richest guy in our school, Ace Alexander. The cold aloof bad boy I Aria Fredricko is daying hard for.

The World of Relisquae had long see a the great kingdom of Volantis. Whoever found the kingdom would meet the princess, and be granted one wish. Thus, a group of adventurers join together to find this mysterious kingdom as well as fight a great evil.

Sinopsis: Grab the Book of Four Holy Weapons. Qin Feng, who replaced Iwatani Naofumi as Shield Hero, found that voices kept popping up in his head. "please choose!" "1: Refuse Myne to join your team, and reward the Von Klay template with a completion rate of 10%." "2:............" "3: Beat up Myne directly, make her embarrassing in public, and reward the completion of 5% Garp template." After completing the choices one by one, Qin Feng found that the shield was getting harder and harder, but his fist was even harder. Knowing that his fist is the boss, he can do whatever he wants in this world from then on. There was just one question before him. "Is there any other way to unlock the Shield of Anger, so I can't get angry at all!"

A noir story, to discover who took the life of his wife, but it seems the noir knows who it is all along.

(UNDER CONSTRUCTION... I'M TALKING FOUNDATION LEVEL REPAIR) Life is hard. It is hard on the homeless, the tired and the wealthy. It is hard on Azra, the King's only son and heir to the Alfonsi throne. A child of unknown talent with the weight of his people on his shoulders. Life is hard, but when Azra is sucked into a hole and spit out into an entirely new realm... life just gets harder. ...and you thought there was a rock bottom.

Exciting news! My novel will be published on Royal Road. Be sure to check it out! The roar of wyverns echoes across a land of forgotten gods. Beasts like Fenrir dominate the land, and survival hinges on magic and weapon techniques. I am Aether, reborn into this brutal existence, a slave with a painful past and a future seemingly carved in stone. But fate, it seems, has a twisted sense of humour. When hope dwindled to a flicker, I stumbled upon an ethereal cave. Inside, bathed in an alien glow, lay a magnificent beast - a dragon, scales shimmering pink and red. Fear threatened to consume me, but a defiant roar erupted from within. "I will never bend to your will, FATE!" The echo of that challenge hangs heavy in the air, a spark igniting in the darkness. This is where my story begins.

She wakes up to a ceiling. The smell of earth and wood, the sounds of nature, and the comfort of a bed. And to a color she had never seen before. Not to nothing... She isn't supposed to be alive. "What..." (This novel is very confused on whether it is a fantasy, or a sci-fi... But it sure does love film noir and it's sub genres.) ♤

Can a old dog learn new tricks? 25 year old game designer Xavier hasnt played a video game since he left school but by the urging of a friend decided to try a new full dive vr mmorpg. After becoming a samurai in-game lets see how far he gets and who knows maybe the world might change because of his actions. *** Author-nim: this is my first work in a long time so show some surpport, i'll keep updates consistent and please if u got any suggestion or areas for critique i'm all ears. Daily release Wednesday-Friday and special batch release periodically on sundays :3

Mark wakes in a mysterious world of monsters and magic, with his underwear being his only earthly possession. An orc stampede?! Super strong goblins?! And crazy Necromancers?! To hold on to the life he holds dear, he's going to make tough decisions, possess courage and maybe some magic. Armed with a system, Mark traverses this new world leaving vestiges in his wake. Am I a Hero in This New World is an Isekai adventure story with slice-of-life moments and adult humour. Enjoy a weak-to-strong story with clear progression and LitRPG elements.

The world Jenna once knew was gone, replaced by a chaotic landscape where the undead ruled. Cities, once bustling with traffic and the constant hum of office life, now stood eerily quiet, littered with abandoned cars and half-eaten remains. Skyscrapers loomed over crumbling streets, their windows shattered like jagged teeth in the skyline. Before the apocalypse, Jenna was just another cog in the corporate machine—26 years old, an office worker who blended into the beige walls of her cubicle. She was sharp-witted, sarcastic, and always found a way to inject humour into the soul-crushing monotony of her daily grind. Her dark brown hair was constantly tied in a lazy bun, and her wardrobe consisted of the same three cardigans rotated in and out of existence. She had dreams, sure, but none of them involved surviving a zombie apocalypse, let alone doing it with newly discovered spatial powers. Now, as a newly minted zombie with a strange ability to store objects in a personal pocket dimension, Jenna found herself navigating a ruined world with the same dry humour that once got her through endless office meetings. Only now, she was hoarding supplies instead of spreadsheets—and doing it in style. --- A/N The MC is dumb as f*ck so, if your looking for smart and strong MC. This story is not for you.

Aurelia, a land divided into five empires—Carthage, Sunaria, Winteris, Skotos, and Verdantia—is oppressed with tension and history. Once ravaged by wolves, the land endured a devastating conflict known as the Great War, resulting in the defeat of the wolf threat and a fragile peace. In the aftermath, the five empires were established, each with its own sovereign ruler. The laws were overseen by the Council, ensuring the establishment and preservation of unity. However, lingering fear and superstition cloaked the land, particularly regarding Erythro – a Greek word meaning RED. The color that associated with curses and dark magic. According to an ancient prophecy, the appearance of a red-hooded girl heralds impending catastrophe and the rise of the Wolf King, the sworn enemy of humanity. This belief has instilled paranoia and mistrust among the people of the land, leading to the execution of individuals suspected of witchcraft. In Carthage, one of the empires, resides a girl adorned in a crimson robe—a figure of intrigue and suspicion. As rumors spread of her alleged connection to the Wolf King, the inhabitants of Carthage view her with suspicion and fear. Is she truly a witch conspiring with their enemies, or is she merely a pawn in a larger, more sinister game? The mystery surrounding the red-cloaked girl deepens as the empire wrestles with questions of power, loyalty, and the true nature of evil.

The Truth shines down on all things, so all things are contained within the Truth. Whether the past is hidden, the present is clear, or the future is uncertain, it cannot escape the eyes of Truth. Noir, an ordinary person reincarnated in another world, discovered that he had a system that forced him to build a business. And to be able to survive peacefully in a world filled with demons, gods and powerful being, Noir has no other choice.

Dans un monde où magie et nature dépérissent sous les assauts des machines humaines, Lyria, princesse des elfes, se voit contrainte de sceller une alliance interdite avec Kaelen, un prince vampire. Entre rage et sacrifice, leur union improbable pourrait être le dernier espoir de leurs peuples — ou précipiter leur extinction. Traversant ruines et prophéties sombres, Lyria doit décider jusqu’où elle est prête à aller pour sauver ce qui reste de son monde. Insta: elizeabolt_wattpad pour des scènes imagées de la Webnovel.

A remake of another novel I created. Kazuki Takumi Amagiri was always a kid with a troubling life, abusive parents, poverty, being bullied at school you know the usual sob story that probably goes in a documentary for the early life of a serial killer or something. Throughout his life he's always wondered if maybe the reason world hates him was because he had the audacity to exist. But through a series of events he met his best friend and was introduced to a series of games where he found his spark of resilience to carry on in life in a character named Markus one of the main antagonists of the book. And ten years later he's a university student, dormmates with his best friend and is just about to finish getting his degrees. He'd also just finished playing the third installment in a his favorite video game franchise All was going well in life, things were looking up until in one cruel twist it was over, no fanfare, no "going out with a bang", Kazuki's life just fizzled out like a candle in the wind. Curiously though, Kazuki's story was not over as he found himself in the body of "Markus" at the start of his story. How will this strangely ironic twist of fate change the world at large? And more importantly how will it change our main character?

At Shimakaze Academy, she’s the new girl who’s caught everyone’s attention—clever enough to skip a grade and now sharing classes with her older brother. Charming, mysterious, and with admirers aplenty, she seems like the ideal girl… but there’s one secret. She’s actually a he. Will he be able to keep his cover? And with admirers falling left and right, can he find love without revealing his true self? Find out in this funny, heartfelt tale of hidden identity, unexpected romance, and a touch of drama.

Aiden is your everyday sort of merman. He is smart, handsome (the works) and totally in love with one human guy. Aiden finally gets the courage to pursue his growing crush after the pod finally reaches the tipping point of a crisis. Unfortunately, rules and reality have it out for him. His secret and very forbidding inter-species relationship could get him cast out of the pod. As Aiden chases his fading chances at love and romance , his tiny world gets so much bigger. He discovers the excitement and pain you get when you put your heart and life on the line. Xander is a (devilishly handsome) human. With his good looks, girls and boys are just waiting to get in bed for a one night stand with him. None of them are really interested in him, none of his partners had ever tried to get to know him. With his family problems at home escalating, he tries to find ways to protect himself and his sister from the aftermath. When he meets Aiden he is one step away reaching his breaking point, he just hopes he doesn’t have to add Aiden to his list of regrets.

Elara has spent her entire life as a hunter, sworn to rid the world of vampires and protect humanity. But when a mission goes wrong and she’s bitten by a powerful vampire lord, her world is turned upside down. Instead of dying, she awakens an ancient power deep within her—a long-lost bloodline tied to the Purebloods, a vampiric clan believed to be extinct. Now, Elara is more than just a hunter; she is both the weapon and the curse. Torn between her hunter upbringing and her new vampiric nature, she must hide her transformation from her family while navigating the deadly politics of vampire society. As Elara delves into the mysteries of her bloodline, she encounters Lucien—an enigmatic vampire elder with a dangerous allure. In a moment of heated passion, Lucien’s hands gripped her hips, pulling her close. His fangs grazed her neck, sending a shock of pleasure through her body. Elara gasped, her body arching as his lips claimed hers in a breathless kiss. His mouth trailed lower, teeth scraping her exposed skin, and a sharp bite sent her spiraling into ecstasy. The pleasure and pain blurred as she surrendered to the darkness, her world consumed by raw, primal desire. She was his—completely. But the deeper she falls into Lucien’s seductive grasp, the more she risks everything—her family, her humanity, and her soul. With a prophecy looming that could either save or doom the vampire race, Elara must decide: Will she fight against the growing darkness within her, or embrace her destiny as the last Pureblood and claim the throne of the vampire world?