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[Ding!] [Cashback-System-Aktivierungsanforderung erfüllt!] [Systembindung wird durchgeführt...!] [System erfolgreich verknüpft!] [1.000 $ ausgegeben. 10x Kritischer Treffer. 10.000 $ verdient. Das Geld wurde auf Konto XXX-XXX-XXX überwiesen] [Mindestens 1.000 $ für eine schöne Dame ausgegeben. 1 Lotterielos erhalten. Möchten Sie es verwenden?] [JA][NEIN] Kyle war ein Mann, der im Leben nie Glück hatte, und er stand kurz davor, allem ein Ende zu setzen, nachdem er aufgrund der Beschwerde eines Kunden von seinem Mindestlohnjob entlassen wurde. Die Beschwerde stellte sich als Lüge heraus, aber da der Kunde eine attraktive Dame war, glaubte niemand Kyle. Um die Sache noch schlimmer zu machen, musste er für die Schäden aufkommen, die der Kunde verursacht hatte. Schöne Menschen, sie hatten es leicht, nicht wahr? Dies war sein letzter Schritt und er wusste, dass er den morgigen Tag nicht mehr erleben würde, als er nach einem Fluss suchte, in den er sich stürzen konnte. Er dachte, sein Verstand wäre endlich gebrochen, da es keine Erklärung für den Cyanfarbenen Bildschirm gab, der auftauchte, als er auf die Schaltfläche [JA] klickte. [Sie haben Charme gezogen!] [Charme: Es gibt nichts, aus dem oder in das der Benutzer sich nicht herauscharmen kann! Das Universum hat dich mit Charisma gesegnet!] "Hahaha! Ich muss verrückt geworden sein..." murmelte Kyle vor sich hin, aber sein Handy klingelte bald, um zu zeigen, dass er eine Benachrichtigung hatte. Und zu seiner Überraschung sah er 10.000 $ auf seinem Konto und sein Kiefer klappte herunter. "DAS IST ECHT!!!"

In a world where abilities decide everything, one student starts at the bottom. But not everything is as it seems. And some abilities… break the system from within.

A world where magic beasts went extinct… until technology revived them! David wakes up in the middle of a Hatching Ceremony in the body of Jethro Merrick, clutching the lowest ranked egg. Now he’s living the life of a poor mechvet’s son, dreaming of adventure as a Riftwalker (think monster taming and dungeon clearing… but with cybernetic beasts!). But dreams crash fast. His egg hatches into a Red Lizard—cute but powerless and only used for pest control. Just as Jethro resigns himself to a boring life, a wrong turn during a Rift Training expedition lands him in a forbidden Rift zone. He barely escapes alive… only to wake up with a supercharged power: he can see the magic and mechanics of every mechbeast, right down to their origins! Here’s the catch: the ancient conqueror who once had this power wants it back, and he’s bringing an army of terrifying mechbeasts to take it. To survive, Jethro must build an army of his own, starting from his powerless frail lizard. But can a pest-control pet (and its rookie human) save the world? Let’s hope so, because our dear world of Nebulon desperately needs saving!

``` Le nouveau roman "Espace de Renaissance : le Charme des années 80" est sorti~ En tant que fille aînée de la branche principale de la famille Yang, le plaisir de Yang Ruxin était de construire la fortune familiale et de soutenir ses cadets. Mais pourquoi ce type aveugle et estropié était-il un Esprit si Incessant ? Quand elle cuisinait, il venait allumer le feu ; Quand elle installait son étal, il la suivait pour vanter ses marchandises... "Je dis, M. Gu, devez-vous aider dans tout ce que je fais ?" demanda Yang Ruxin avec une pointe d'agacement. "Oui," acquiesça M. Gu avec sérieux. "Alors maintenant je veux..." "Épouse." M. Gu se leva précipitamment de son fauteuil roulant, "tant que nous ne nous séparons pas, je te donnerai tout ce que tu veux." ```

[Warnung: Reife Inhalte, ab 18 Jahren] Camilla Watson-Veston hatte keine andere Wahl, als ihr wohlhabendes Leben hinter sich zu lassen und ihren Sohn allein als gewöhnliche Angestellte großzuziehen. Eine Frau voller Wut und Zorn wegen des Verrats ihrer einzig wahren Liebe ist in der Tat sehr gefährlich. Als sie nur an Rache denken konnte, hat das Karma seine lustige Art, diejenigen zu belohnen, die es verdienen, mit dem, was sie verdienen. Manchmal nicht nur mit einem, sondern mit zwei oder mehr Segnungen auf einmal. Was wird Cammy tun, wenn das Universum ihr nicht nur zwei Optionen zur Auswahl gibt, sondern drei oder mehr? Wird sie in der Lage sein zu wählen, welchen Weg sie einschlagen soll, wenn nichts der richtige zu sein scheint? Wenn Freiheit zu viel kostet und Glück schwer zu erreichen ist, wird das Leben Cammy von süß zu bitter machen? ********** Auszug aus der Geschichte: "Du bist verdammt umwerfend, Cammy, und lass dir von niemandem etwas anderes einreden. Dein Ehemann ist ein Narr, dass er dich gehen ließ. Ich werde dir genau zeigen, was du vermisst hast. Auch wenn es nur für heute Nacht ist, ich verspreche dir, du wirst mich nicht vergessen. Danach werde ich der einzige Mann in deinen Gedanken sein," sagte Greg, bevor er ihre Lippen in einem leidenschaftlichen Kuss einfing. War es falsch, es zu akzeptieren, nur weil sie verheiratet war, obwohl der Mann, mit dem sie verheiratet war, sie immer wieder betrogen hatte? Ihr Verstand ließ die Logik los; es war ihr egal, ob das, was sie taten, verboten war. Sie hatte sich entschieden, sich ihm vollständig hinzugeben und ihn heute Nacht mit ihr machen zu lassen, was er wollte. Also flüsterte sie: "Mach das Licht aus..." Greg grinste, wissend, dass der Schalter in Reichweite war, aber anstatt das Licht vollständig auszuschalten, dimmte er es auf das schwächste Glühen, ohne seinen Blick von ihr abzuwenden. "Verzeih mir, Cammy. Ich kann es nicht vollständig ausschalten. Ich möchte dein Gesicht sehen, wenn ich dich immer wieder in den Himmel bringe, während du meinen Namen schreist." Ihre Hände fuhren über seine breite, starke Brust und spürten deren Kraft und Festigkeit. 'Oh Gott, ich berühre den Körper eines anderen Mannes!' schrie sie still in ihrem Kopf. Bevor ihr Mut vollständig schwand, spürte sie, wie Greg ihr Handgelenk umfasste, ihre Lippen freigab und flüsterte: "Noch nicht, schöne Frau. Lass es uns langsam angehen... Ich möchte, dass du dich an unsere gemeinsame Zeit als deine beste ohne Reue erinnerst. Ich möchte, dass du dich an mich als den Mann erinnerst, der dich wichtig und begehrt fühlen ließ. Heute Nacht bist du die einzige Frau in meinem Leben. Die einzige Frau, die meine Augen sehen und an die mein Verstand denkt. Du gehörst mir und nur mir. Verstehst du das?!" ********** Ein Liedauszug, der die Emotion des Buches widerspiegelt. ***Das Lied gehört nicht mir.*** Ich erinnere mich an die Zeit, als wir verliebt waren Und wir folgten dem Feuer in unseren Herzen Wir bewegten jeden Berg, den wir berührten Und wir tanzten im Licht der Sterne Ich weiß, nichts Schönes hält ewig Aber wenn ich in den Himmel komme, werde ich darum bitten Zurückzukehren zu der Zeit, als wir verliebt waren... ********** Die abgeschlossenen Werke des Autors: Buch 1: Vertragsbesessener Geschäftsführer - Zeitgenössische Romanze (Geschäftsführer/Süße Liebe), 2023 Buch 2: Das königliche Zeichen - Fantasy-Romanze (Werwolf/Schicksalsgefährten), 2023

Após morrer de uma estranha doença terminal, Ling Lan renasceu em um mundo 10000 anos no futuro. Embora ela desejasse ardentemente poder apenas viver uma vida pacífica e sem eventos em seu novo corpo saudável, o destino tinha outros planos... Obrigada a se disfarçar de menino apenas para poder herdar os benefícios militares premium de seu falecido pai, a jornada de Ling Lan até a idade adulta foi cheia de desafios. Após muita dificuldade, ela finalmente chegou aos dezesseis anos, quando poderia abandonar a farsa. Mas antes que pudesse aproveitar sua recém-descoberta liberdade para se casar e iniciar sua própria família, uma reviravolta do destino a lança na principal escola militar para garotos da Federação. Com essas reviravoltas do destino, Ling Lan teve pouca escolha a não ser caminhar cada vez mais por um caminho sem volta, um de domínio frio e distante... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ryuxenji, o tradutor aqui. :3 Aqui estão algumas outras coisas que vocês devem saber: 1) Esta história NÃO é primariamente um romance. O sistema da QI atualmente categoriza todos os romances provenientes do site chinês de novelas para mulheres (起点女生网) como 'romance' sem falhas, independentemente de serem verdadeiramente romances ou não. Então, se você está aqui apenas pelo romance, talvez queira encontrar um romance diferente. Haverá algum romance eventualmente, mas a maior parte deste romance é de ficção científica/Xianxia com muita construção de mundo e desenvolvimento de personagem. 2) Eu uso ortografia britânica. Então, por favor, certifique-se de que erros ortográficos são realmente erros antes de reportá-los. 3) Não importa o que a taxa de lançamento no topo diga, a taxa de lançamento garantida no momento é de 1 cap/dia (também conhecido como 7 cap/semana). O resto é extra à minha discrição. (Eu tentarei fazer o meu melhor, mas responsabilidades da vida real vêm primeiro.)

Liam was born as the illegitimate son of a great duke, but all he got was scorn. With little talent, he stayed stuck at the lowest rank — an F-rank Ascendant — treated like trash by everyone. When he turned twenty, his father kicked him out to a crumbling barony on the edge of the kingdom. Even there, the local lord who ruled the barony rebelled against Liam and betrayed him! In the end, he decided to run away, leaving everything behind that tied him to his past. But things didn’t go the way he wanted. Wounded, broken, and on the run... he ended up in an abandoned palace, barely alive. Just when he thought it was over, a strange screen appeared before him: [The Dimensional Palace System has been activated.] Stunned by what he sees, Liam decides to seize the chance given to him to change his miserable fate. He begins traveling through strange and wondrous worlds, striving to increase his power and improve himself. Dungeons, ruins, multiple worlds, and ruthless levels. Will Liam be able to turn the tables and climb from the bottom of the F-rank to the top of the world? Note: The story mainly focuses on kingdom building, leveling up, world hopping, and beasts taming. Another note: The first three chapters are just a prologue, and the main events will start at the end of chapter four.

The definition of a villain according to Kim Sangmin: The person who has to die for the story to end. But his story had just begun when the villain of the book he was reading died in the end, and he woke up to start the story again. As he uncovers the hidden, untold truths behind the cascade of a villain, the more he leans towards becoming a true villain—only in pretend, of course! He has a little brother to take care of, he can't just die and leave him alone. He's also his baby brother's role model, so he has to teach him how to live a long life by becoming a hero instead! And how does he plan to become a hero? Obviously, by stalking the actual main character of the book and overtaking his spotlight at every chance. Step by step, he would overthrow the 'real' hero of the book and change his status to one with praise. Easy, right?

21-year-old Nick Woods was isekaid into a world where women rule the grid, and everything else. Dragged through a childhood of race paddocks and press rooms as his sister chased F1 glory, Nick found his own escape in streaming iRacing, blissfully average and mostly ignored. Now dating Blair West, his childhood friend turned rising F1 star, Nick watches from the sidelines as fame begins to change her, and their relationship. But when Ivy Hunt, a three-time world champion with violet eyes and an obsession with winning, sets her sights on him, everything shifts. To her, Nick is more than just a distraction, he’s a strange new source of luck. And as her victories start stacking up, so do her reasons for keeping him close. Closer than anyone ever has. Gender role reverse world. 1:1 https://discord.gg/bQ4GzeBXV8 Yandere

Adolf Hitler died choking on the ashes of his Reich… only to awaken in a world of magic, monsters, and weak-willed kings. Reborn in a land untouched by blitzkrieg or bullets, he finds no swastikas, no iron crosses — only empires ripe for conquest and sorcerers too soft to rule. Stripped of title but not of hatred, he begins again. Not as a man. As a force. With steel in his hands, fire in his veins, and poison in his words, he sets out to build an empire of blood — one bullet, one spell, one corpse at a time. There is no redemption. There is no remorse. Only war. Content Warning: This story contains depictions of fascist ideology, war crimes, and morally reprehensible behavior from an unapologetically evil protagonist. It does not glorify these beliefs — it explores their horror through fiction and philosophical conflict. If you’re uncomfortable with dark historical themes or villain-centered narratives, this story is not for you.

[You have written the name: Eamon Castlehart] [You have successfully bound with Eamon Castlehart's soul core] [You have successfully gained Eamon Castlehart's new Spell, Whispering Blade] [You have attained instant mastery of the Spell, Whispering Blade]! — Descending from a family of powerful mages, Calem Morgrave had a bright future ahead of him, until an accident shattered his fingers in a manner that no magic could heal. And in a world where magic required your fingers to cast spells, a crippled mage was nothing but trash. Abandoned by his own blood and sold as a slave to an innkeeper, Calem lived a brutal life… until the day he found a strange scroll and a quill. This scroll possessed an undefeatable power: it could bind Calem's soul core to the soul core of other mages, stealing any spell they learn. But even worse—for them, while they try to master the spell, Calem gains instant mastery of it as soon as he claims it. There was only one problem. To bind with other mages, he must first write their names down on the scroll. That was a very difficult task for a boy with broken fingers. But every day, he forced himself to write, letter by painful letter. And once the name was complete, their Spells were his! Now, the Mage Academy and all of his family members watch in horror as the cripple they threw away instantly masters all their Spells that took them months to learn!

Bubbles… Soft, fragile, and fleeting. They drift without purpose, bursting at the slightest touch. They aren’t weapons. They aren’t threats. Just harmless playthings, forgotten the moment they vanish. But what if bubbles weren’t so innocent? What if, in a world of Hunters—where magic shatters mountains and fists split seas—someone awakened a Skill based entirely on bubbles? A joke. A death sentence. Goblins would laugh. The weak would pity him. The strong wouldn’t even bother to look twice. But powers can hide secrets. And some truths are buried in plain sight. When a nameless F-Rank awakens the “Bubble Skill,” no one expects him to survive. Let alone rise. However, the indomitable spirit of River Faelan refused to die. Step by step, he climbed to the top—shattering every limit placed on a “mere” Bubble Mage. He proved them all wrong. And he’ll do it again, Even if it means starting from the very bottom… for one more time. .... What to expect from this Novel: - Dungeons/Portals - Time Travel to the Past - Overpowered Protagonist - Creative use of Abilities/Skills/Powers - System/LitRPG - And more! Please send Power Stones/Golden Tickets/Gifts to support this Novel!

For ten long years, Tatsuya Fukushu lived through hell. Every day, he was beaten. Every day, he was mocked. Every day, he was reminded that the world didn’t want someone like him. The cruelty of his classmates became routine—their fists, their words, their laughter. He endured it all in silence, believing that someday it would end. That someday, if he just kept going, peace would come. But peace never came. One day, something inside him shattered. And in a blind, terrifying moment of rage, he killed them—the three bullies who tormented him for a decade. His hands were stained. His heart, empty. He thought he would finally die. He wanted to die. Instead, he woke up in another world. A world of magic, kingdoms, and ancient prophecy. A world where people could fly, summon fire, and carve mountains with a sword. A world that felt too alive for someone as broken as him. Tatsuya didn’t rejoice at the second chance. He hated it. Hated the sky, the air, the mana that pulsed through him. He wanted silence. He wanted peace. And most of all—he wanted to disappear. But fate is rarely kind. A strange knight named Paul found him, battered and aimless. He claimed there was a prophecy. That someone like Tatsuya had been foretold. Tatsuya didn’t believe a word of it. He didn’t trust him. Why should he? But Paul didn’t ask him to believe. He simply trained him—day after day, sword in hand, never holding back. There were no kind words, only discipline. No promises, only purpose. And slowly, through blood and sweat, Tatsuya began to understand. Trust wasn’t something that came from words. It came from action. And maybe, just maybe… He wasn’t alone anymore.

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In a world where the gods of legend have become actual fact, a few misnomers from another planet seek to simply live their lives in peace. If you could choose one word from the dictionary, one that simply defines you to the core of your soul, what would you say your definition is?

{WSA 2025 Entry!} {Chaos Activated!} "The True Form Of Order is chaos, It is a tale as old as time itself!" Since Dungeons began appearing around the world, things have changed. The world has evolved, letting dungeons alter the genetics of humans, giving some of them abilities and powers that no ordinary person would have. These abilities were called magic, and the ability to use them or even control them was called having mana. Almost 80% of the world’s population has gotten this ability. When a person who awakens their magic is seen, he or she will be taken for evaluation. To see their strength, there were strong and dangerous warriors who had to be used to keep the dungeon at bay and make sure that nothing happened to the world. Amid all this chaos, Darius Winters, a typical loser trying to make sure he would make enough money to pay for his sister's treatment, joins a guild on a raid. When his life is changed, Darius gains a powerful system, and he can get stronger than he was; the system makes him potentially the strongest warrior in the city. But he chooses to hide from the spotlight and take care of his sister. But how long can he keep up with that? when he is thrown in the middle of a brewing war between divine beings

After waking up from a twenty-year coma, Seira Kalvora’s life was turned upside down. Her family disappeared without a trace. The future she had painstakingly built during her sixteen years of life collapsed the moment she awakened—as an F-Rank Hunter with no development path. To make things worse, she now bears the weight of a massive hospital debt from her two decades of unconsciousness. “F-Rank Hunter with no development path? Damn it— I’ll tear down your outdated beliefs and rise to the top, even without a path!” Witness how Seira Kalvora shakes the new world as a pathless F-Rank Hunter. *** A tale within The Circle of Time Universe. *** This webnovel is written as an official entry for WSA 2025. Support TLFR by adding it to your library, giving a vote, and sharing it with other readers. Thank you!

Alex is just six years old when he first steps into a go-kart — not because of a dream, but because of a birthday party. But from the very first lap, something clicks. What starts as a fun outing quickly turns into the beginning of a life-changing journey. Born and raised in Arnhem, the quiet and observant Alex doesn’t have a racing background, a famous name, or sponsors backing him. All he has is natural talent, unwavering focus, and parents willing to support him — even when the road gets tough. Follow Alex as he trains, struggles, grows, and races his way through local circuits, youth qualifiers, and eventually into the spotlight of European motorsport. From rainy tracks in the Netherlands to the dream of Formula 1, his path is anything but easy. But sometimes, pure talent is all it takes to ignite a legend. "Please keep in mind that I use AI to help write this novel. I tried not to, but because of my dyslexia and the fact that English isn't my first language, I hope you understand. Thank you so much for reading this story!"

After dying in a mysterious accident on Earth, Lin Sheng awakens in the Immortal World an unforgiving realm where strength is law and the weak perish. Gifted with the Eternal Sign-In System and an ancient bloodline tied to a forgotten celestial clan, Lin Sheng begins his journey at the top. With each day bringing powerful techniques, treasures, and secrets from the heavens, he sets his sights on domination. However, forces beyond comprehension stir in the shadows. As the world trembles before his rise, the past he never knew begins to unveil itself. This is the tale of a mortal reborn, a world-defying cultivator, and a destined ruler of the stars.

Synopsis: The stadium roars with energy as the crowd cheers, a sea of faces all focused on one person—Fellicita. The undefeated champion. A storm in human form, her every spin an explosion of power, speed, and heart. She isn’t just a blader—she’s the force that electrifies the arena, the girl who lives for the thrill of the battle. But then—*a crash*. A freak accident. The sharp bite of metal as it spirals off course, and *boom*—Fellicita’s heart is pierced, literally and figuratively. Time slows. The air is thick with tension as she staggers, clutching her chest, feeling the cold sting of blood. The match is still going on, but everything else fades into the background. She won. But the victory feels hollow. Moments later, Fellicita is lying in a hospital bed, the sterile white walls pressing in on her. Pain radiates through her chest, but it’s the ache in her soul that burns deeper. The storm inside her is far from over—it’s just been muffled. She has to decide: step back and disappear, or keep fighting, risking everything all over again. She chooses to disappear. Enter "Felix". A quiet smile, a hoodie, a new life in a city where no one knows her name. No more tournaments. No more crowds. No more spinning blades—just the space she needs to heal, to breathe, and to find herself again. But the storm? It hasn’t gone anywhere. In this new life, Felix isn’t just hiding—he’s living. With every challenge, he spins with the same fiery spirit that once captivated millions. He doesn’t need a Beyblade to show his strength. He doesn’t need the cheers of a crowd to remind him of who he is. The greatest battles don’t happen in the ring. They happen "after" the final spin. "The fiercest storms don’t make noise—they return in silence.”

As an ordinary person who found herself in another world, Yuna a fanatic reader decided that she is too ordinary and lazy to achieve something big and want to live a leisure and easy live, following the masses and blend in on the new world she found herself in. However, Yuna who thought herself to be quite ordinary tends to accidently create extraordinary things. •Influencing in letting the most feared assassin guild being created •Becoming a legend by creating the most respected Knights •Accidentally led to the establishment of the most devout and pious Temples .......and the list goes on. Yuna who found herself at the centre of it all : "......." Yuna: "I swear I'm only an ordinary person and everything is a mistake! an accident! I don't know anything ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ" Not only that, Yuna also have the knack of attracting all sorts of psychopaths. Psychopath no 1: "I cannot live without you, I won't let you leave me" Psychopath no 2: "You are my God and I am at the mercy of your will" Psychopath no 3: "What do you mean I am free? You are my shackles" Psychopath no 4, 5, 6, 7 : "Master, you cannot abandon us!" Yuna: "Fucking hell, what did I do??? Why Me??? (⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠˙̫̮⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠)" As a person who is always ordinary, Yuna felt overwhelmed in another world that cannot let her be ordinary! _____________________________________________________________________ Assuming a role of an ordinary person in her previous life but adorn the role of either a God's messanger, Pioneer of Light, Guide, a Path or even the God itself..... A fateful and eventful life of Yuna began in another World. [May the Holy Light be with you]

In a world where killing your own heart is the first step to becoming human, Yuta is the first to fail. Now he's alive when he should be dead, hunted by a system that does not tolerate imperfection. His only companion is his beast — a golden lizard with strange eyes and a silence that weighs like guilt. But something is wrong with her. Something that shouldn't be possible.

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“CONGRATS, Miss Baek— you’re pregnant with South Korea’s #1 Hunter’s baby!” Baek Gyubin, the leader of a flopped Kpop girl group, is beyond shocked after hearing that she's carrying Hunter Han Wooju’s baby in her womb. And to be informed that she's pregnant as a twenty-five-year-old virgin? That's crazy! It's even crazier that her ‘baby daddy’ is the Guildmaster of Blue Dragon— the strongest guild at the moment. Plus, Hunter Han Wooju is the CEO of a luxury shopping mall and a known member of Korea’s W1 Trillion Club. In short, Hunter Han Wooju is way out of Gyubin's league! “How did I get pregnant with your baby, Hunter Han Wooju?” Gyubin asked awkwardly. And then she remembered THAT incident, causing her to gasp out loud. “Is it because I ate your dragon ball?!” Wooju let out a long sigh. “Miss Baek, it was an egg and not a ‘dragon ball.’”

They called me useless. A failure. An F-Rank with no chance of survival. When the academy cast Zane Cross out, he didn’t fight back. He let them have their victory. But what none of them knew was that Zane’s so called “power” wasn’t weakness, it was a ticking time bomb. Hidden beneath his worthless F-Rank was an ability with no limits, limitless growth. Every time they underestimated him. Every time they tried to break him. He became stronger. Faster. Smarter. More dangerous. The more they won, the more unstoppable he became. Now, the ones who threw him away will face a new harsh reality as the useless F-Rank isn’t just back… he’s the storm they never saw coming.

I DIED SAVING A MAD SCIENTIST. THEN THE GODDESS OF GLITCHES RECRUITED ME. My name’s Finn Carter. Delivery boy. Ex-soccer star. Unwitting hero.
After I got blown up stopping a flamethrower-wielding maniac, the most chaotic deity in existence offered me a deal:
‘Want a do-over? Here’s a hacker rig, a motorcycle that won’t stop sassing me, and one condition… my brother gets to mess with you.’ Now I’m trapped in a neon hellhole where:
✓ Kael’s pranks turn my hair pink mid-battle
✓ Juno, the rogue AI I accidentally adopted, keeps rewriting traffic laws
✓ And my only backup is Glenda, a murderous dishwasher bot with mom energy System Alert: Main Quest: Survive divine trolling, outcode the Quantum Council, and maybe—just maybe—save reality.
Warning: Tutorial was the easy part. (Unless you count Zara. She’s 90% tutorial.)