Blague Courte Pourri

Set in the golden age of an ancient kingdom, The Untold Story of King Rajavendhan unravels the forgotten legacy of a ruler whose name was buried by history but whose deeds shaped a civilization. King Rajavendhan, known for his unmatched valor and wisdom, ascended the throne during a time of turmoil—political unrest, external threats, and internal betrayals. Under his reign, the kingdom flourished through his revolutionary reforms, courage on the battlefield, and compassion for his people. But his enemies, both within the court and beyond the borders, conspired to erase his legacy. As a mysterious chronicler uncovers Rajavendhan’s story centuries later, the audience is taken on a journey of epic battles, unbreakable alliances, and a ruler’s relentless quest for justice.

"The Bastard and The Prince" is a gripping fantasy romance that follows a resilient outcast and a charming royal as they navigate treacherous court politics, forbidden desires, and a destiny that could unite—or destroy—two kingdoms.

Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

The Dayan Empire had enjoyed a reign of over thirteen hundred years. The Emperor was critically ill, the Crown Prince was regent, local immortal sects were entrenched, and central authorities were vying for power in the chaotic court. Upon waking, Xu Yuan saw a dilapidated temple in the mountain rain at night, saw the eerie, broken-armed stone Buddha, and, the mysterious woman by the fire, her face veiled by thin gauze. ... ... He had become the ultimate villain's third son, of pure heritage and legitimate lineage. The fake villain, dressed in fine garments and enjoying luxurious feasts, simply waited to be humiliated, while the real villain was caught by the Big Ice Lump and dragged across the world in flight from the start. Golden finger? Only a fake villain relied on a golden finger to get rich, a true villain dared to confront a bleak life! "If Heaven had not birthed me, Xu Changtian, villains would be as eternal as the never-ending night." "........" "Father, save me!"

When Evanna, a spirited commoner, is chosen as the sacrificial bride for the Beastlord—a legendary figure who rules over an army of monsters—she expects death. Instead, she discovers that the Beastlord is a cursed prince who seeks her help to break his curse and tame the unruly beasts in his domain. Together, they must navigate court intrigue, fend off rival kingdoms, and build an alliance of man and beast.

She inadvertently became the focus of a high-powered magnate from the Gu Corporation, earning the title of his exclusive darling. When word reached him that someone had invited his beloved to watch a movie, his immediate command was to purchase every cinema in the city and close them for "urgent maintenance"—effectively ensuring no one else could court his lady in such a manner. Upon hearing that a love letter had been sent to his young mistress, he demanded, "Bring it to me at once!" Struggling with the idea of writing a love letter himself, he was eager to find inspiration, ready to emulate any expression that captured the essence of his feelings. Her tranquil life was abruptly disrupted by his domineering ways, stirring up waves of drama. In his eyes, which regarded everything else as insignificant, only she had a place. He was resolved to devote himself to her completely. When a stubborn young lady meets a persistent big-shot determined to repay a perceived debt of gratitude, where will her heart ultimately lead her?

‘I must entertain the masses.’ This was Jester’s lifelong goal. After leading 12 different lives as a Hero, King, Warrior, Jester, and more, all he wanted was to mock the king and his court. Unfortunately for him, his majesty didn’t appreciate his vicious jests. Jester died, trying to flee for his life. But death wasn’t the end for him. For his 13th and last life, he triggered the Archetype System and reincarnated in a world of magic and perils. [This is your last life. Don’t waste it!] [Welcome to the world of Archetypes!] No longer content with mere survival, Jester found a new ambition: to ascend from a witty jester to an immortal god! Oh, before I forget, the world he got reincarnated into was about to open its gates to players from planet Earth. That’s why Jester wanted to become legendary not a Beast but a “Cat Timer” and host the most epic cat party in gaming history.

In the kingdom of Moon Aires, Kassandra Escalante. A bold and spirited lady general, shocks the court by asking the hand of the 7th prince Kalix Noah El Greco, known for being unlucky and cold-hearted. “As a reward, I will grant you a wish, General Escalante. Tell me, what is it?” “I want to be a wife, your majesty. I want the 7th prince to be my husband.” Despite their contradicting personality, Kassandra with her power of luckiness and optimism, dreams a peaceful life as Kalix’s wife. They find themselves drawn into a passionate enchantment fueled by their desires. Will their chemistry lead to the ultimate collision of luck and jinx? Or maybe… fate will have a different plan to two people who had promised not to fall with each other. Is there a happy ending when secrets were lurking around?

Warning: violence, Gore and matured sexual content depicted. Reader discretion is adviced. Forced into an unwilling transmigrassion due to his unconventional ideas, a 45 years old history professor finds himself reborn in the body of the last emperor of the Han dynasty. Now he is forced to navigate the intrigues and political manipulation of the ancient Han court in order to stop the will of fate and change the hand of history. For if he dose not, then everyone he knows, everyone he loves, everyone he cares about are going to die. Priest "the Han dynasty is doomed to fall your highness. It is the will of heaven and no man can change it." Liu bian "so heaven will condemn my brother and sister to death and me to a life of slavery? (aggressively) If I can not change the will of heaven then I will shake the earth"

My name is Shen Mu, I just turned twenty this year, and I am a heavenly traveler. Two and a half years ago, because I was squatting in the toilet pit playing with my cell phone for too long, when I stood up my legs were numb and unsteady, and I accidentally fell forward. Then accompanied by the sound of the cell phone falling was a burst of heavenly rotation, and came to the sky of this immortal cultivation continent. After that, there was a sound of clothes being torn by a strong force, and my clothes were torn into pieces by an invisible force, even my pants were not left behind. But fortunately, I was falling into a spiritual lake. Unfortunately, there was someone in this spiritual lake, and it was also a stunningly beautiful fairy with an excellent figure. Unfortunately, I only caught a glimpse of her fair face and body, and then I completely fainted. When I woke up again, that fairy used this as a threat to forcefully take me as her disciple. I had no choice but to bow my head to her and agree. Since then, my cultivation life in Wanxiang Peak has thus begun.

The vast earth is shrouded in mystery, and the future hangs on the brink of change. Amid the swirling chaos, dragons and serpents rise—who will claim the mantle of the True Dragon, and who will fade as a mere serpent? Or perhaps, beneath the heavens, could all living beings have the potential to ascend as dragons? The imperial court, the martial sects of the jianghu, immortal cultivators beyond the mortal world, ancient noble clans, barbarian tribes, demon gods, spirit races, and the forgotten arts of primordial witchcraft—countless powers collide, their fates intertwined in an intricate web of destiny and ambition.

In a realm where ancient pacts shape destinies and shadows hold secrets untold, Lady Evayne Everard is the prisoner of her husband’s killer. A pawn in the God King’s games, she is subjected to humiliation and torture. Until a dark lord, a power stronger than the God King, arrives at court to claim her. Unbeknownst to Evayne, her existence is bound by a dark bargain struck long before her birth. Her father, desperate to save his dignity, promised the firstborn Everard child to the enigmatic Shadow Lord in exchange for the destruction of his enemy. What he didn’t know was that the Shadow Lord wasn’t bargaining for a mere human soul. Evayne is not entirely mortal. The Celestial blood of the Fallen Star runs in her veins, making her a rare and powerful prize—one that could tip the balance in the Shadow Court’s eternal struggle against the encroaching mortal kingdoms. But the Shadow Lord has his own plans. He sees Evayne as more than just a pawn. Together, they could unravel the mysteries of her lineage and challenge the ancient forces that dictate their fates. In a tale of sacrifice, betrayal, and unexpected salvation, "The Shadow’s Bargain" weaves a gripping story of two souls bound by fate, fighting to free the realm from the God King’s grip in a world where nothing is as it seems.

On the night of her 23rd birthday, Isla Tang is swept into the dark, icy depths of the ocean during a storm on a luxury cruise. But when she wakes, she’s no longer Isla—she’s Lady Evangeline Marlowe, the infamous villainess from her favorite historical romance novel, *Scarlet Promises.* Doomed to a fate of betrayal, heartbreak, and death at the hands of the story’s heroine and male lead, Isla must navigate the treacherous world of politics, romance, and court intrigue to rewrite her destiny. Gone are the days of scheming for the crown prince’s love—Isla has no intention of repeating Evangeline’s mistakes. But as she tries to avoid the heroine’s shadow, her path collides with Duke Adrian Blackthorn, a cold and calculating man destined to become her greatest rival. With her modern perspective and knowledge of the novel’s plot, Isla begins to uncover secrets buried deep within the kingdom—secrets that may hold the key to changing not just her own fate, but the entire story. As alliances shift and truths come to light, Isla must decide: will she forge a new life in this world, or will she remain a prisoner of the villainess’s tragic tale?

Pablo Castillo was the worst, the evilest, the biggest criminal in the whole world. He was the ominous figure known as Criminal X. It’s a name that sends shivers down the spines of those who utter it. His past, a mysterious enigma, shrouded in darkness, only adds to the legend of the world’s most notorious criminal. However, Pablo’s reign of heinous crimes comes to an abrupt end when a specially trained military force, an elite group made especially to capture Pablo, finally apprehended him. The capture of Criminal X sent shockwaves around nations, for this man had defied all laws and moral boundaries. The world watched as he was brought to the highest court to face the consequences of a lifetime of malevolence. The International Court of Justice, in a bid to administer justice that matches the magnitude of his crimes, bestowed upon him the most excruciating execution ever conceived. The world erupted in celebration as news of his demise spread like wildfire. An international holiday was declared, a day of liberation from the tyranny of Pablo Castillo. The day was named with triumphant fervor. They all called it—World Independence Day. Pablo Castillo was a man so evil that even the kindest of Gods couldn’t find pity for him. But… Some Gods needed that man. That too, Desperately. ——— ——— ——— Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

He wanted to be accepted for who he was; a bastard. But the world was a cruel place for bastards, especially in the vampire realm of Eldoria. A vampire prince, born a bastard, was a disgrace not only to the royal family but the realm at large. And for that, Gabriel Sinclair grew up in harsh environs within the very castle his brother considered heaven. And as if being bastard was not enough wound to scar him and put him miles away from the throne, they made marry a human to seal the treaty between the two warring species. ***** Elena Thornhart always dreamt of venturing beyond the walls of Mysthaven. Since childhood, she had been confined in the castle of Mysthaven, safe from the vampire's reach. But not everything goes as planned. In an effort to save the nearly extinct human population, Andrian Thornhart, the human king and Elena's brother, offers her as the sacrificial lamb. Now Elena must navigate the treacherous Vampire court and royal family and protect her husband from his own kind. Little does she know her presence is set to unleash a side of Gabriel Sinclair that he never knew existed, a secret that might set the realm apart or unite it!

A thousand years, a fleeting dream, An immortal's heart, torn at seams. He fell from grace, from realms above, Lost in pain, in shattered love. A prince reborn, with memories frail, Bound by fate, he must prevail. The heavens weep, the earth grows cold, The weight of time, too much to hold. A shadow, a sword, a dragon’s cry Whispers of a life that passed him by. In mortal form, he must now fight, For pieces lost, for ancient light. The celestial court, the betrayal deep, Promises made, the ones he keeps. Love, a curse, both sharp and sweet, A battle to rise, to stand, to defeat. For ten thousand years, his soul has roamed, In search of peace, a place to call home. But the past still haunts, a silent scream, In the human world, he chases a dream. Redemption’s path, a winding road, Through tears and pain, he must unload. A tale of gods, of loss, of fire, Of love that burns and never tires. In the end, will he find his way, Or be lost forever? For ten thousand years, he’s stood alone, Now seeking the light, to call his own.

Ahcehera, a young woman battling cancer, finds solace in an interstellar fantasy novel where her favorite character, a misunderstood villainess princess, struggles against a cruel fate. Ahcehera despises how the princess’s life is dictated by others, always doomed to fail so the hero and heroine can shine. Tragically, Ahcehera passes away before the story’s next chapter is released, one that seems destined to seal the villainess’s grim ending. She wishes she could rewrite the princess’s fate, but never expects the impossible: to wake up in the body of the villainess herself. Now living in the treacherous interstellar world she once read about, Ahcehera must navigate court politics, deadly alliances, and the shadow of her own impending doom. With her unique knowledge of the story and her determination to defy the script, she sets out to reshape the narrative, not just to survive but to carve out her own destiny. Can she change the life of the villainess, or is her second chance also bound to end in tragedy?

Alfred, a history teacher on Earth is suddenly thrown into the body of Prince Alfred Lindonfall, the twelve-year-old prince and heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Ammar. With the abrupt death of his father, the responsibility to rule a Kingdom falls on his shoulders. Having to navigate a medieval court and world, his journey to creating an empire and putting his knowledge into practice sees him become a man he never knew he could be, being shaped by the new world and unique circumstances he faces. There are many characters who get a lot of focus and can be called a lead in their own right, but I won't put their character descriptions in as it would be too much of a spoiler for chapters in future. A rough map of the local realm: pls don't laugh I know it's bad. https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/1064890274397856571/ If unable to see its also in the first chapter comments now. Cover Art: not mine so here is the credit. https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/351912463658203/

a once ordinary human who unexpectedly gains an omnipotent system, the [ ], which promises him limitless power. At first, the system refers itself as his "servant" or "good friend," guiding him as he begins to harness its abilities. With the [ ]'s help, Lian rises to power, transforming his humble sect into an empire and overcoming formidable enemies, including the hidden forces manipulating events behind the scenes. As his power grows, Lian uncovers greater threats, from the Celestial Court to ancient cosmic entities, but with the [ ]'s guidance, he remains confident in his invincibility. Now, with the entire multiverse within his reach, Lian's journey is only just beginning, as he sets his sights on conquering realms beyond this one.

Calla, the eldest daughter of a powerful but oppressive royal family, has lived her life confined within the palace's gilded walls. Known for her delicate beauty, she's treated like a rare flower—admired but controlled. But beneath her serene exterior, Calla harbors a growing desire for freedom and power, which she finds in the palace's secret garden. When a rebellion threatens the kingdom and long-buried family secrets begin to surface, Calla uncovers a dark legacy tied to an ancient curse. As she navigates the dangerous world of court politics, she faces a choice: remain the fragile, ornamental princess the kingdom expects—or defy the throne and blossom into the ruler she was always meant to be. In a realm where beauty is both a gift and a prison, will Calla bloom into something stronger, or will she wither under the weight of her crown?

Synopsis: In the boundless wilderness, countless giant tribes rise, hiding innumerable secrets. The human race is weak, struggling to survive, constantly oppressed by the myriad other races. Ji Xia arrives in this endless wilderness, carrying a forbidden, indestructible divine tree. He establishes the cycles of reincarnation and the realms of the underworld, enshrines thousands of deities, and builds the Heavenly Court for the human race. The divine tree bears fruit, each containing countless divine treasures: The Eternal Grain Vial: When infused with spiritual crystals, it produces an abundant harvest of rice. Stellar Ancient Tree Spirit Seed: An ancient tree grows, radiating powerful spiritual energy that provides resources for the cultivation of all the people of Tai Cang. Heavenly Throne of the Ancients: A seat in the Celestial Court that suppresses the demons and spirits of the nation, increases the wisdom of the people, and greatly enhances Ji Xia’s combat power while seated in the Heavenly Throne. Secret Fruit of the Divine Man: Randomly nurtures a peerless hero within, a being capable of achieving greatness. ...

Sarah has spent her life searching for answers about her past, haunted by the mysterious deaths of her parents. Raised in a world filled with secrets, she doesn’t know that she’s destined for far more than ordinary. When a family of vampires—led by the enigmatic Justin—moves into town, everything she thought she knew about herself begins to unravel. Drawn to Justin by a magnetic pull she can’t explain, Sarah finds herself caught in a web of magic, dark family secrets, and hidden truths about her own heritage. As their slow-burn romance intensifies, she discovers she is not just human—she is fae, her memories altered by a warlock intent on controlling her power. And the family who killed her parents? They believed her family was a threat to the fae courts. When Sarah begins to experience vivid memories of her past, she uncovers shocking truths about her parents’ deaths and the dark forces that have been shaping her life from the shadows. The more she learns, the more she’s forced to confront the true cost of her power—and the dangerous, inevitable path that awaits her. With the Courts closing in and an unrelenting destiny pushing her toward a fate she never chose, Sarah must decide whether to embrace the darkness within her or fight to preserve the humanity she has left. But with every choice, the stakes grow higher, and the line between love and betrayal, light and dark, begins to blur. Will Sarah succumb to the magic that calls to her, or will she defy the Courts and the powers that seek to control her?

The protagonist is an extraordinary person with exceptional intelligence and ruthless means. He wields great power and influence in a world of power struggles. His intelligence terrifies his enemies. The empress is both wary and amazed by him, directly referring to him as the "Living King of Hell". With his extraordinary wisdom and courageous actions, he stirs up waves in both the martial arts world and the imperial court, writing a legendary tale. His existence shakes the entire world. His story is full of thrills and excitement, making people's blood boil, and one looks forward to him continuing to create miracles in this ever-changing world.

In high-tech dystopian Neo Chicago, the right to trial by court is obsolete. Instead, criminals are marked as Red-Listed in society. When Lucia Mason’s mother frames her for murder and she becomes Red-Listed, she’s forced to live life on the streets and desperately evade law enforcement. In a turn of events, she meets Eric Nolan, another framed criminal, and leader of a group of rebels fighting for justice. Along with Eric’s seemingly cold and unempathetic exterior, he appears to hold secrets about her past. Will Lucia be able to become closer to the temperamental leader, or will she be thrown back into the unforgiving city with no hope of clearing her name?

Thrown into the body of the novel’s infamous villainess, Lila Argent, the protagonist is determined to change her tragic destiny. However, as she navigates the treacherous court politics and her new life, the once-doomed villainess becomes the object of affection for everyone around her. As secrets unravel, Lila realizes her transmigration may not be an accident—and that love might come at a price she isn’t willing to pay.

Athanasia Eckart, a young duchess, is forced to navigate the complexities of court politics after her parents' tragic death. As she seeks to reclaim her rightful place, she must confront the darkness within herself and the treacherous landscape of the royal court. With the help of her swordsmanship skills and her unwavering determination, Athanasia must fight against those who seek to destroy her and her family's legacy. But as she delves deeper into the world of court politics, she begins to realize that the line between good and evil is not always clear-cut. Will Athanasia be able to overcome the challenges that lie ahead, or will she succumb to the darkness that threatens to consume her? Genre: Young Adult, Fantasy, Romance

In the court, Naveah waited for her boyfriend’s arrival to marry her. Instead she received a message with his lame excuse. Dumped by James, cheated on, ridiculed by him on social media, Naveah swears revenge. Naveah vows to marry the first rich looking guy she would encounter on her way out. Seeing a luxurious vehicle outside, she breaks the windshield and waits. “Oops! I don’t have money to pay, but I can pay back by warming your bed.” Nolan was amused by her guts, lifting her chin and offering her something else. “Marry me and we are even!”

Book 2 of The Nochten trilogy. Five years have passed since the dreaded letter and Ana is now 12 years old. She continues to face the challenges in court, meanwhile, more support grows in favor of her cousin Mykhol. But as foreign invaders, the Bulgeons, encroach on their colonies with more than pillaging in mind, Ana must turn for aid in one of the last remnants of her mother's court, Admiral Nugen. The only human at court who may have more than a sense of duty to stay by Ana's side. Meanwhile, back in Dawny, Prince Nicoli struggles to find a way back into Ana's life after five years of silence on her end. Ever determined to reunite with his half-sister, he comes up with an ingenious plan that just has to work, despite Mykhol's and Queen Belinda's best wishes. But Queen Belinda has her own tricks up her sleeve and a resentment that only grows not against Ana but King Alexander, himself, who must choose between his children. Will Ana be able to manage these new challenges? And what about the strange rumors running around about Mykhol and her? Why is there talk of marriage? Secret engagements, a hidden love child, and a broken trust still loom over, doesn't Ana have enough to deal with?

After his death, Chen Yuan came to a vast world of cultivation and became the son of a clerk in a remote mortal country. Demons and ghosts are rampant here, and dangers is everywhere. Martial arts, food, spirits, monsters, Taoism, spiritual blood, evil spirits, Spiritual Realms... Born in such a big world, mortals are no better than ants. Fortunately, A cheat of [Jade Book] gave Chen Yuan the confidence to survive in this world. It includes Taoist martial arts and analyzes the content of the exercises. According to personal circumstances, He could deduce the most suitable practice plan for himself, so as to complete the practice in the most efficient way. It can also analyze the properties of materials and find spiritual roots and precious medicines that can accelerate the efficiency of practicing the exercises. Martial Arts: Green Corpse Palm, Ghost Blade, Ten Thousand Poison Jade Body Skill... Cultivation Techniques: Ghost Accomplice Technique, Red Clam Swallowing Moon Technique, Incense Alchemy Technique, Devil Eyes... With the help of these rare treasures, Chen Yuan started from the mundane martial arts world and gradually embarked on a mysterious immortal path of wandering the endless world in search of immortality... (My fellow cultivators, I am writing this new novel in English which is obviously not mother tongue language. So please help me if in case I make some mistakes. And Please rate and comment if you like it.) Chapters release date: 1 chapters per 2 weeks at maximum whereas 1 chapter per 1 week at minimum case And if possible please donate some gifts or coins for me.

A young woman named Maia embarks on a journey defined by resilience and ambition. Born to a humble maid who had been cast aside by society, Maia is the product of an illicit fling with a powerful count. Despite her modest beginnings, she carries within her a fierce determination to escape the limitations of her lineage and carve out her own destiny. Maia dreams of the bright lights and applause of the theater, an art form that speaks to her soul and allows her to express the emotions bottled up inside her. Amidst her burgeoning career, Maia unexpectedly catches the eye of the dashing crown prince of Lichtberg, a man whose charm and kindness are as alluring as his royal status is daunting. Unbeknownst to her, the enigmatic prince has been drawn to her not just for her talents but for the authenticity and warmth she exudes, qualities often overshadowed by the constraints of court life.