Yo Mama So Stupid

You may think you know the answers to your life. To who you are and to what you’re going to do, but the truth is that no one really knows what going to happen to them.

A chronicle for the God Emperor of the Kitchen and his four Emperors of the Kitchen Appliances. Long live the Kitchen Coregency.

Imagine an ordinary guy who wakes up as a baby eagle after dying—confused, feathered, and in for a wild ride. Armed with a mysterious system granting him the ability to evolve, he dives beak-first into a world where freedom reigns, but strength is the ultimate ticket.

Sorry, i´m leaving. You should do the same

Violet, a female alien from the Elarian race, was sent to the Blue Planet to search for a rare mineral needed by her people. After discovering the mineral, she consumed it, causing a mutation that granted her extraordinary powers and the ability to bear children with special abilities. Violet went on to lead a new civilization on the Blue Planet, until one day she was summoned back by her own people an event that triggered a major conflict

Maria never expected a late-night encounter on the rooftop of Aether Music Entertainment to change everything. As a tech worker lost in code and routine, she had no place in the dazzling world of idols —until she met him. And falling for him? That might just be the stupidest thing she has ever done

La posible desicion que cambie mi mundo como lo conzoco, Muero yo o muere mis pabres junto a mi nacion, llorar en tiempos de guerra es un climen solo me queda esperar que mis manos no tengan mas sangre en mi siguiente mision. @thebadoman

Andromache was cursed to roam around the Earth for as long as she knew. She killed her master's wife, Sicily, because of jealousy. Sicily was her master's sun while she was the moon, guiding him from the shadows. She was tired and so she slept. Years later, she will be waken up by a man who's shining so bright. "It seems the lady forgot" he says. "I am Cell, I was created to guide you to your death."

Determined to make something out of her life, Trinity, whose wish was to make her mother proud and walk tall in front of her enemies, received her chance on the day that she got fired from work. A moment that was supposed to bring her down and turn her into a laughingstock provided her with an opportunity and one she wouldn’t let go of easily. After being raised by her mother singlehandedly, she just wanted to return that grace and make her mama proud, but it wasn’t as easy as she thought. The reality was very harsh and taught her grave lessons. That wish nearly failed to get fulfilled until that unfortunate and fortunate day. They always say that when a door closes, another door opens, and that’s exactly what she experienced on that day. It was a day that she would never forget and always be grateful for the rest of her life. Bound to a tycoon system, Trinity vowed to work hard until she made it and made her mama proud like she had envisioned. Add the book to your library, follow the story, and vote.

"The gods are losing, and they’re throwing disposable heroes at the problem. I’m just the latest fool on the list." When Daion wakes up in a void, faced with a sarcastic, all-powerful "god," he quickly realizes two things: He’s dead. His afterlife is a joke. With no memories, no blessings, and no choice, he’s dumped into a dying world overrun by corrupt monsters, where the gods are losing a war they refuse to fight themselves. The so-called "heroes" sent before him? Dead. Useless. Forgotten. Armed with a cursed gauntlet he can’t remove, a sword that radiates something… wrong, and a power system he doesn’t understand, Daion must navigate a brutal world where the strong exploit the weak, summoned ones are feared more than revered, and the gods treat mortals like pieces on a board. No destiny. No prophecy. No divine protection. Just a cruel game where survival is the only rule. But if the gods think he’s just another disposable pawn… they’re in for a surprise.

Sean is a sixteen-year-old with a tasteless sense of humor. After enduring a harsh life from an early age, he decides to end it, believing death will grant him freedom. Unfortunately for him, even death slammed its doors in his face.

excerpt:"Congratulations, Host! You have entered the world of The Almighty Prince of Arderla!" The voice chirped again. "Your mission? Survive, thrive, and maybe… make your cold, brooding husband fall in love with you!" Ivy Everhart blinked. A fat, chibi bird was floating in front of her, bouncing with excitement. Just moments ago, raiders had attacked her bookstore and—oh yeah—shot her. "Excuse me, what?" Ivy asked flatly. The system continued, ignoring her confusion. "Congratulations, Ivy Everhart! You are now Ivy Everhart, the cannon fodder wife of the villain in the book!" Ivy froze. Then, she wailed dramatically, clutching her long red hair. "Somebody just kill me again!" synopsis: Ivy Everhart was just a struggling bookstore owner until a bullet to the chest landed her in the world of The Almighty Prince of Arderla—as the most hated side character, the villain’s cannon fodder wife. Her new life comes with one mission: survive. But Ivy is already doomed. The original Ivy was a spoiled noblewoman obsessed with the crown prince, humiliating her husband—the powerful and ruthless Duke Lucien Ashburn—until he finally cast her aside. And in the book? That’s when he kills her. Armed with a mischievous chibi system and a lot of desperation, Ivy hatches a plan: make Lucien fall for her and change her fate. But her schemes go off the rails when Lucien—the cold, unreadable villain—turns the tables. He’s suspicious. He’s possessive. And worst of all… he’s interested. Now, trapped between her own survival instincts and the villain’s dangerously growing affection, Ivy must navigate a game where the slightest misstep could be fatal. Will she tame the villain or end up as just another forgotten extra in his tragic story? One thing’s for sure—she can’t afford to lose.

Jin used to be a worker in a government job, he suddenly dies of heart attack, only to wake up as a protagonist of the most basic cultivation manhua, which used to have poor translation overall, but in this world it changed. It's the beginning of a comical journey, with provocative third rate villians and bad beauties, would Jin find his way out in this world?

Naniniwala ka ba sa kasabihang kung kayo, kayo? at "what's meant for you will always find you?" Kahit na imposibleng magtagpo ang landas niyo? Si Liyahn Cruz, simpleng babae at nangangarap na maging isang ganap na manunulat ngunit kailangan niya munang makapagtapos ng kolehiyo sa kursong naaayon sa kagustuhan ng kanyang mga magulang. Tuwing bakasyon umuuwi sila sa probinsya- tahimik at payapa at kung siya nga ang masusunod gustong gusto niyang manatili na dito. Para sa kanya perpekto ang probinsya para makapagsulat siya ng magandang libro. Si Yohan Vale, isang sikat na international celebrity (kung saan siya nagmula, anong bansa at anong lahi? kayo na mga mambabasa ang bahala, depende sa imahinasyon niyo). kilala sa larangan ng pagkanta, sayaw, at sa aktingan. Siya na ata ang pinaka sikat at perpektong male celebrity sa panahong ito. Ngunit sa kabila ng kasikatan akala ng lahat perpekto na ang buhay niya. Sa una naman masaya siya, sino ba namang hindi diba? pinapangarap ng lahat ang buhay na meron siya. Ngunit sa likod ng kamera pagod nalang ang nararamdaman niya at para bang wala na siyang katahimikan. Magkaibang mundo at landas. Sa paanong paraan kaya sila pagtatagpuin ng tadhana? Paano kung ang pagtatagpong ito ay mas higit pa sa inaasahan nila at hindi kapani paniwala? Pagtatagpong hindi kayang ipaliwanag sa realidad. Ang pagtatagpo ba nila ang magbabago at ang magpupuno sa mga kakulangan sa buhay nila?

Paano kung sa di mo inaasaha'y makapunta ka sa nakaraan?.

Have you ever seen a hamster die of old age? Ask any hamster owner, and they’ll tell you the most horrifying story you’ve ever heard. Drowned in a toilet, trapped in a laundry machine, electrocuted by a phone charger, or worst of all, vanished without a trace, only for the cat to look way too satisfied. Hamsters never go peacefully. But what if they were given intelligence? Would they finally live out their full lifespans? Or would it just make them understand how cruel their tiny existence really is? And what if it wasn’t just the hamsters? What if every rodent, mice, rats, guinea pigs, became smart enough to stop being prey? Fifty years after the experiment, rodents have done more than just survive. They’ve built underground civilizations, mastered tools, and even begun whispering about a war. Because they know the truth now: the world was never made for them. But something else changed. Something bigger. Because humans weren’t the only ones playing with intelligence. The cats were watching. And now? They aren’t just hunters. They’re rulers. Tacticians. Puppet masters. They don’t just chase their food anymore. They lure it in. And they’re so patient. Nibble, a clueless but strangely lovable hamster, never asked to be part of this. He just wanted food, warmth, and a nice safe burrow. Instead, he’s running for his life alongside his scrappy siblings, his battle-hardened mother, and his utterly stupid but weirdly lucky guinea pig father. Because the cats? They don’t want food. They want control. And in the end, it’s not about who’s smart. It’s about who stays prey, and who finally fights back. "Wait... why is my cat just sitting there, staring at me?" "Why are you looking at me like that... like you know something?" "Wait. Why are your paws, why are they—why are they bloody?" "...Where’s my baby?!!"

obceno, aventura

Just another bored writer making his own world. Wait, why do my characters know I exist?!

Sophia Lopez is a nerdy girl going through university that resurrects in a fantasy world. Gathering information and power is the key to return to her world and deliver her final essay in time.

An over confident lady who thinks that all boys will kneel before her will encounter a man who seems to unlike every girl in the world. Will she be able to melt this man's stone heart with her charisma or will she fall for her own trap?

After I was regressed in time as a girl, I decided to support my newfound vtuber daughters!

"One plus one equals to two, prove me wrong " ".... I don't find anything wrong " " See that, I am never wrong " ".....? "

Sometimes the one thing you are looking for is the one thing you can't see.

Wen Yiran was betrayed. The man she loved sent her to a mental hospital, leaving her to suffer in agony. Branded as insane, abandoned, and tortured, she endured unspeakable pain. Electroshock therapy, isolation, and despair, until she fell into a coma and gave birth to twins. But when she woke up, only one of her children was in her arms. Four years later, she finally escapes with her younger son determined to find the child stolen from her. But before she can, she’s caught—again—by Fu Xichen, the very man who destroyed her life. "You sent me away yourself. We have nothing to do with each other anymore," she says, holding her son close. But Fu Xichen only chuckled darkly, caging her against the wall. "Over? You gave me two sons, Wen Yiran. You’ll never be free from me." Before she could lash out, her little boy stepped up, glaring. With his tiny foot, he kicked Fu Xichen’s shin. "Be nice, bad daddy! Or I’ll find Mommy a better husband!" Silence. Then, a deep, dangerous laugh. Fu Xichen’s eyes burned with something unreadable as he called over the older twin, the son she’d been searching for. "Take your brother outside to play," he said smoothly. The moment they left, he grabbed Wen Yiran, pulling her against him. His breath brushed against her ear, sending shivers down her spine. "How about we have another child?" She should hate him. She should run. But with her sons caught between them, escaping Fu Xichen might not be so easy this time…

When 18-year-old Geum Jan-di's family relocates to the city, she's thrust into the prestigious Seoul Haneul Academy, a world of privilege and luxury. Despite feeling like an outsider, Jan-di refuses to be intimidated. With her fierce determination and sharp wit, she stands up to the school's elite clique, led by the infuriatingly arrogant Eun-woo. However, she also finds an unlikely friend in Kim Tae-hyun, who shows her the genuine side of Seoul Haneul Academy. As Jan-di pursues her dream of becoming a police officer, she must navigate her complicated emotions, biases, and loyalties. Will she let Eun-woo's scorn bring her down, or will she find solace in Tae-hyun's kindness? Can she trust her heart to make the right choice?