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Dylan Allen was once the golden boy of British football. A prodigy midfielder, chanted in stadiums, feared by defenders, and courted by elite clubs. But scandals, red cards, and a self-destructive spiral turned him into a walking headline for all the wrong reasons. Now 29, broke, bitter, and unwanted by even second-tier teams, Dylan's career is over, until a sarcastic football system activates inside his head. "Washed-up detected. Booting 'Legacy Patch'… though honestly, it's probably a waste of time." With mocking commentary, brutally honest stats, and ridiculous quests, the Legacy System offers him one last shot at redemption. But it won't be easy. From Sunday leagues to forgotten training grounds, Dylan must rebuild everything, his body, his reputation, and his love for the game. The catch? The system doesn’t tolerate failure. And this time, there’s no next season. "The System gave me one last chance" is a sports fantasy with system mechanics, emotional weight, and brutal humor.

"Hunters", humans skilled in the use of mana and combat devote their lives to hunting the endless magical beasts that roam the vast world of Seron. All with a single goal: To reach the top of the global ranking and become one of the most powerful beings in the world. Kael is a powerful young hunter whose goal is to claim the number one spot. But to achieve that, he'll have to hunt as many beasts as he can to earn the points needed to climb the ranks. However, after a certain event... his life may stop being so simple. --- A story filled with fantasy, action, and dark humor.

...a school trip... a mysterious light... a fantasy world... monsters and magic... an introverted hero. A simple, familiar plot, with no surprises... and that's fine. No frills, just a classic isekai that ticks all the boxes, just to create clichés of the genre_where it can't. Kaito, a young adult otaku, our protagonist, refuses to play the role of the "typical hero." Armed with a keen critical sense, a wry humor, and a disturbing emotional distance, he explores this universe like a player, but gradually feels the weight of real relationships, real pain... and a past he keeps secret. Between slices of life, quiet quests, deep human connections, and reflections on the meaning of adventure, this story is less about conquering a world than about discovering oneself.

*Shadows of the Heart* is a gripping romance-action novel set in the pulse of modern-day Lagos. It follows *Edward*, a man trying to outrun a violent past and live a quiet life in the shadows. But when a chance encounter with a fearless journalist, *Lena*, pulls him into a dangerous conspiracy, Edward is forced to choose between staying hidden and becoming the man he once was. As the city’s secrets unravel, Edward and Lena must navigate betrayal, rising tension, and an undeniable bond that could change everything. Packed with emotional depth, explosive action, and moments of dark humor, *Shadows of the Heart* is a story of healing, purpose, and the fight to protect what matters—when love and survival are both on the line.

In 2100 India, billionaire Vedanth sends his sarcastic archaeologist daughter, Myra, to uncover the Arc of Amrit—a relic tied to divine energy—with Captain Raghu, a stoic soldier, and a quirky crew: Chitti, her sarcastic AI; Hanush, a mutated warrior; Mythili, a healer; Vishnu, a singing navigator; and Pinkki, a feisty chef. Chased by Daku Devmani and Dr. Shadow across temples and jungles, they decode a cursed scroll, facing humor, romance, and danger. In a Himalayan climax, they secure an Amrit fragment, but Hanush’s secret and global relic hints promise more adventures.

What if dying was just the beginning? For Rin Solas, it was. One moment, he was a nobody, and the next, he woke up in a world where your worth is literally in your veins. This isn't some land of opportunity; it's a brutal world where dragon bloodlines decided everything. And Rin? He's got just enough of that precious blood to make him a target,to be laughed at, exploited, or simply crushed underfoot. But fate, it seems, has a twisted sense of humor. It handed Rin the Tyrant System, a power that thrives on the very things this world understands: fear, respect, and domination. This isn't a story about a hero's journey. Rin isn't here to save anyone, and there are no do-overs. To claw his way up, he'll have to be admired. To get stronger, he'll have to be feared. And to rule? He'll have to embrace the very monster they whisper about in the shadows. He's not here for glory; he's here to take it all.He is here to become the strongest creature in the world

Viktor Thorne lived by one rule: NEVER MISS!, NEVER!.. Death should have been the end, but a goddess with a twisted sense of humor had other plans. She offers him a second chance in a world where magic flows like blood and monsters hunt in the shadows. The price?... Kill an innocent child named Seraphina Dragonheart, born under a cursed eclipse. This girl will grow up to be the greatest hero saving her world from the devastating Void Plague and toppling the merciless Hollow King. But, here's the catch that made even a goddess desperate enough to hire an assassin: Seraphina's heroic power will eventually consume her. The savior will become the destroyer, her unchecked strength threatening to unravel the fabric of reality itself. Would Victor Thorne succeed, or would the new life he's living distract him from his true mission this time? The clock ticks toward the Twin Moon eclipse when Seraphina will either die by his blade or ascend to godlike power.

Alix, a devoted player of Strongest Kingdom, finds himself reincarnated as his in-game avatar—the powerful and fearsome Demon King—in a mysterious and unfamiliar world. Armed with his gaming prowess and a penchant for stirring up trouble, Alix must navigate a realm fraught with danger, intrigue, and opportunity. As he discovers the secrets of his new domain, forms alliances, and faces relentless foes, one thing becomes clear: chaos follows wherever he goes. Will Alix rise to become the ultimate ruler, or will his wild antics lead to his kingdom's downfall? Join him in this thrilling, action-packed adventure where strategy, humor, and epic battles collide!

Takahiro Nao, a 25-year-old burdened by crushing debt and driven solely by his love for his struggling family, meets a tragic end—until a mysterious Goddess of Benevolence offers him a second chance: reincarnated in another world, and his efforts there will provide for his family back on Earth. Awakening in the body of Naoki von Blackmore, a disgraced “Failed Hero,” Nao is thrust into a realm of sword and magic, monsters, and war, tasked with the impossible mission of defeating the Demon King. With newfound powers, a shadowy past, and the weight of two worlds on his shoulders, he must battle not only relentless enemies but fate itself. Blending emotional depth, thrilling action, moments of humor, and a spark of romance, this gripping isekai adventure asks: how far would you go—and what would you sacrifice—for the people you love? Webnovel illustration: https://ko-fi.com/navirunaviii Join discord server: https://discord.gg/Z2kwZpNd

VOLUME 1: THE VISION SUMMARY Genre: Comic fantasy-adventure with serious themes Tone: Balance of humor, sarcasm, danger, and emotional weight High concept: Jonah, a lazy, sarcastic, completely unqualified man, is chosen by God to be His warrior on Earth. Dropped without instructions except “fight evil,” he has only a holy sword (that talks back) and his own stubbornness. Volume 1 introduces Jonah’s calling, first mission, and first encounter with true evil, setting up the whole saga.

In a world similar to ours, ether appears and changes everything forever. While it grants humans unique powers, it has also brought forth the Calamities—sentient monsters with a single purpose: to wipe out humanity. The story takes place 1,000 years after the arrival of ether. We follow Sirius, a sharp-minded young man with a unique sense of humor, trying to survive in this chaos. But despite himself, he gets caught up in the pursuit of ether’s secrets and its true origin

In a world ruled by strength, Shiāo Fēng was born with nothing — no talent, no support, no future. Exiled to the wild, he was meant to fade away. But fate had other plans. As ancient powers awaken, his journey begins with fire, knives, and a single pot. A dark, tragic, and strangely humorous fantasy — he wasn’t born to fight, but to cook. And sometimes, that’s the deadliest path of all.

Kang Jo-hoon is a broke, jobless Korean man with a degree in politics and economics—and a lot of bitterness. After rage-posting a sarcastic review on a low-rated fantasy novel called The Demon King’s Tea Time, he wakes up inside its crumbling world. Now stuck in a ruined kingdom with no powers, no allies, and a "family" that’s barely surviving, Jo-hoon or rather, Kairon, must use his brain instead of brawn to stay alive. His “father” is a former noble stripped of status, his “sister” is too kind for this world, oh and let's not talk about the "mother" and the once-great capital is now a ghost town haunted by debt, monsters, and betrayal. Armed with only his modern knowledge, sharp tongue, and twisted sense of humor, Jo-hoon takes on the impossible: rebuild the fallen house, outwit nobles and demons, and maybe—just maybe—turn this tragic fantasy into his own empire. A bad story can always be rewritten.

✨ Mated to the Huntress ✨ Love was never part of the mission… until fate chose otherwise. After the brutal loss of her family, Ivy chose the path of vengeance — becoming a skilled huntress sworn to eliminate rogue werewolves. Hardened, secretive, and haunted by guilt, she’s never let anyone close… until she crosses paths with Jayden, a powerful Alpha who hates hunters with a burning passion — the very people he blames for his sister’s death. But fate has a twisted sense of humor. Jayden is Ivy’s fated mate. And Ivy has a secret — a three-year-old werewolf son, Xander, who isn't just any child… but bears an uncanny resemblance to the Alpha himself. When secrets unravel, old wounds resurface, and betrayal hangs in the air, the bond between them is tested like never before. Can love grow between a hunter and an Alpha born to hate her kind? Enemies by fate. Lovers by destiny. Parents by surprise. Dive into a world of steamy tension, supernatural intrigue, heartbreaking secrets, and a love that defies the laws of both humans and wolves

For countless eras, Ye Tian ruled his entire universe, rising to the pinnacle of cultivation as the Great Spiritual Saint. Without rivals, without challenges, and without purpose, he decided to create a reincarnation matrix to rediscover the journey of cultivation from the beginning. However, in the final moment before reincarnating, one of his disciples revealed a cruel truth: there were higher realms, universes beyond his comprehension — and his martial path was far from over. But it was already too late. Trapped by the very matrix he had created, Ye Tian was forced to reincarnate, cursing with his last breath. Now, reincarnated into the body of a young man with the same name, in a vast and unknown world, Ye Tian carries the wisdom of his past life… but he must rebuild his power from scratch. Amidst arrogant cultivators, proud geniuses, and hidden threats, Ye Tian will once again walk the path of cultivation — but this time, with an even greater goal: transcend the realms, dominate the Three Thousand Great Dao, break through dimensional barriers, and reach the apex of the martial path. With his former disciples scattered across worlds, a harem of romances forged in battles and destiny, alchemy capable of creating worlds, and a sharp humor worthy of the heavens, Ye Tian is back. And this time… neither heaven, nor earth, nor even fate will be able to stop him.

What if your second chance came with a twist you never saw coming? Terrchel was never meant to be human. But fate has a strange sense of humor. Thrown from the forgotten corners of existence into a world that feels both like a dream and a memory, Terrchel wakes up in a body that doesn’t feel like his own. Everything is strange—too loud, too bright, too real. And then there’s her—the woman with crimson red hair who always seems one step ahead, watching him with eyes that know too much. Where am I? Why me? And how do I carry a destiny I never asked for? This is a story about second chances, about finding meaning in chaos, and about learning that sometimes the greatest treasures are hidden in the places we least expect. It’s about feeling lost, misunderstood, and small—and still choosing to rise. With heart, humor, and a touch of the absurd, Arcadia invites you into a world where the past whispers, the future calls, and the present demands everything you've got. If you’ve ever felt like you don’t belong, this journey is for you.

She signed a contract to save her dying father… but ended up in the arms of the man who once shattered her. Maya Talukdar thought she had escaped Armaan Shahriar—the cold billionaire who married her out of duty and discarded her without remorse. But fate has a cruel sense of humor. To save her father’s life, Maya agrees to sell herself for thirty days. Her first client? Armaan himself. Once a gifted designer, now a maid in his mansion, Maya stuns everyone with a talent that reignites more than just old memories. But while Armaan’s icy facade begins to crack, his charming brother Abir watches from the shadows—with secrets of his own. What happens when your ex-husband buys you back—not for love, but for control? A billionaire revenge romance that cuts deep, heals slow, and burns bright. She gave him her heart once. This time, he's buying her soul.

One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife. Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service. Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu. He never signed up for romance, but fate (and System 707's terrible sense of humor) keeps throwing him into tangled soul-deep connections with the same man - or versions of him, over and over again. One world at a time, one sarcastic reboot later, he’s realizing the rules of existence aren’t just broken - they’re personalized chaos. Fall in love. Try not to die. And whatever you do, don’t piss off the system. Because dying once is unfortunate. Dying again? That’s just Tuesday.

A NOVELETTE is a series of short stories of different genres. Romance, family,friends,love,dreams, fantasy, adventure, fiction, vampires and werewolves, history,comic, humor and horror included. A series of amazing and wonderful short stories which will be of perfect plot and storyline... happy reading

[WSA Official Entry] At the brink of death, Kaizen Arakawa was offered a second chance — a new life in a world where gods, demons, and ancient powers lend their powers to the mortals. Naturally, he accepted. Now, thrust into a realm ruled by magic and myth, Kaizen is bound to a mission: recover seven legendary artifacts scattered across the lands. In return, power, purpose, and survival await. But fate has a twisted sense of humor. His patron was Death himself — weakened, forgotten, and barely clinging to relevance in a world that treats him as nothing more than a punchline. With an old katana in hand and a crumbling god at his back, Kaizen must carve his path through trials, monsters, and betrayal… All while carrying the name of the one being everyone has stopped fearing.

The world ended. Then the gods tried to fix it. They made Menystria. It didn’t help. Once, three gods—James the Sun, Noah the Moon, and Evodil the devouring Chaos—built a city above the dead Earth to escape everything they ruined. But centuries later, the curse has lifted, humans are returning, magic breathes again and old truths are crawling back into the light. Evodil, shadow-bound god of hate and apathy, now drinks bitter coffee in a mountain observatory. Not a hero, barely even sane. But something’s waking beneath Menystria—and this time, it’s not going to be kind. Time loops. False lives. Dreams of angels with mechanical halos. A boy forging a burning katana. And a poker table in a realm that should not exist—where 52 seats wait for gods not yet born. As rebellion brews, new gods rise, and a cosmic horror named Azraem begins to turn its eyes inward, Evodil is forced to make a choice: remain the mistake everyone fears… or con the universe into believing he’s the one thing it still needs. MENYSTRIA is a slow-burn cosmic fantasy laced with bitter humor, emotional scars, and a divine game far bigger than anyone understands. This isn’t about saving the world. It’s about who gets to rewrite it.

Ayla, una joven de espíritu libre y corazón valiente, descubre un jardín oculto donde las estrellas caídas se transforman en flores mágicas. Cada flor guarda un deseo olvidado por alguien del mundo. Decidida a ayudar a cumplir esos sueños, Ayla emprende una aventura que la llevará a conocer nuevos amigos, enfrentar desafíos inesperados y, sobre todo, descubrir la fuerza de sus propios deseos. En un viaje lleno de magia, humor y esperanza, Ayla aprenderá que a veces, los sueños más pequeños pueden cambiar el universo entero.

In a universe where magic pulses like notes in a song and the impossible dances to the sound of past classics, lives Jonathan, a wanderer enchanted by the power of music. Born on Earth during the vibrant decades of the '60s, '70s, and '80s, Jonathan was torn from his time and thrown into a fantastical world—where spells are triggered by melodies, swords shine with guitar solos, and mystical creatures weep at the sound of a good blues. But in this new world, Jonathan carries a rare gift: his songs don’t just stir hearts—they awaken ancient powers, hidden even from the gods. On his journey, he’ll cross realms powered by magic, rebellion, and memory, forging unlikely alliances. In this cosmic rock/pop adventure filled with humor, wonder, and an unforgettable soundtrack, every song is a weapon, every chorus a key, and every beat… a call to battle. And if by the end of this journey you find yourself humming a forgotten hit that helped save the world, then Jonathan’s mission—and the author’s—will be complete.

Aria Monroe is a walking disaster in designer sneakers. With a prank record longer than her math grades and a mouth that never knows when to quit, her parents have finally had enough. Their solution? Ship her off to St. Agatha's Reform Academy for Girls-a boot camp disguised as a Catholic boarding school, run by ruler-wielding reverend sisters with no sense of humor and an endless supply of holy water. Aria plans to make St. Agatha's her personal playground of chaos-until she meets Jace Donovan, the only boy on campus thanks to a "co-ed reform experiment" gone wrong. He's quiet, sarcastic, and infuriatingly unbothered by her antics-which only makes her want to bother him more. Their rivalry sparks hilariously out-of-hand pranks, detention stints, and a slow-burning chemistry neither of them saw coming. But when they uncover secrets hidden behind the school's spotless windows and suspiciously locked doors, they realize escaping St. Agatha's might take more than clever tricks-it might take trust, teamwork... and possibly a goat. Full of rebellious humor, awkward romance, and nun-approved chaos, Reformed? Yeah, Right! is a laugh-out-loud comedy with heart-and just enough holy water to keep things interesting

Pure Yang Lord, the peak expert of his world was attempting to break through to the next realm when he got surrounded and attacked in his most vulnerable state. This world and the people he defended countless times against demons, devils and foreign calamities suddenly turned against him. Embracing the inevitable, he detonated his companion, the mystic sword with unknown origins in a desperate attempt—hoping to send a wisp of his soul to the cycle of reincarnation amidst the chaos. But the explosion created a great space-time turbulence sending his soul back in history, to a bygone era. He woke up in the body of the character he loathes the most—Alister Maboric Grimshaw—publicly known as the greatest tyrant, the most ruthless, lecherous, and evil character in history. [Ding! Conditions matched! System binding in progress…] [Initiating body synchronization…] …. [Welcome to Evil Tyrant System….!] …. Trouble starts as the system exposes his body’s defect. “What? I need women to cultivate?!” Tags: 【Light-Hearted Humor】【Anti-hero】【Scheming】 No yuri/No NTR/No incest Harem: More than one partner POSSIBLE and several romantic interests for sure but Harem is NOT the main focus here.

The VR craze reaches its peak with the release of Glory Through War, the MMORPG that promises to turn the number one player into a real-life tycoon. Four friends, united by ambition and a twisted sense of humor, dive headfirst into the chaos with one goal in mind: reach the top — no matter the cost. As the virtual world becomes a battlefield, they won’t hesitate to trample anyone in their way. Races? Hierarchies? They laugh at them. White, Black, demi-human, or some absurdly rare species with powers that defy logic — no one is safe. The strategy is simple: kill, loot, and laugh while their enemies beg for mercy. —Let’s leave them without underwear. silk, if possible. — Oh, forgot the coffee filter at home, did you? — HAHAHAHAH. — Shut the hell up and get to work, you sons of bitches.

Ryo died in the most pathetic way possible: run over by a Prius right after bombing a job interview. And as if that wasn’t humiliating enough, he reincarnates in a fantasy world… with a broken compass hanging from his neck. Yes, you read that right: no legendary swords, no hidden magic, no auto-generated waifus. Just a talking compass with a mind of its own that changes direction whenever it feels like it. Today it points to a sacred temple? Tomorrow, a ruined tavern infested with alcoholic slimes? The day after? Who knows. Not even the compass seems sure. But as he runs from flaming wolves, argues with recycled bandits, and unlocks skills with names like "Courage I: now you scream with more dignity," Ryo starts to suspect this ridiculous compass might hold the key to returning home… Or to something much worse: becoming a real hero. A light novel packed with magic, absurd humor, questionable decisions, and a protagonist who never asked to be here (but is definitely going to complain about everything anyway).

In the luminous metropolis of Tokyo, two young heirs, Renji Tachibana and Ayaka Fujisawa, are drawn into an arranged engagement by rival families that lead corporate empires. The problem? They've hated each other since they were children. Amidst sarcastic bickering, forced alliances, and family secrets, every day becomes a battle—both in business and in the heart. Can they reconcile pride, legacy... and feelings they deny even to themselves? A high-octane romantic comedy filled with sharp dialogue, humor, and the vibrant Tokyo skyline.

This isn't your typical romance novel...unless you consider drowning the love of your life as part of the classic rom-com formula. I let my pride take the wheel and oopsies daisies, silly me! Honestly, it’s kind of funny—if you like dark humor and awkward situations. I thought this river was just your average body of water, but turns out, life loves throwing curveballs. Now, we have to break this curse or we knows how long we'll be stuck here. Weeks? Months? Years? This novel has it all: comedy, mystery, slice of life, revenge (because apparently that’s what happens when you kill someone), and the supernatural (because why not?). The tone can get a bit dark sometimes, but hey, at least the comedy and slice of life stuff will keep you from crying too much.

She smiles like everything is perfect. But behind that smile... is a girl quietly breaking. Eliana Benjamin lives her life like a puppet — saying yes when she wants to scream no, obeying rules that strangle her dreams. Her parents decide everything for her: what to wear, where to go, and even how to breathe. But inside? She's not the quiet girl everyone thinks she is. With her sarcastic inner voice, rare rebellious moments with friends, and one unexpected viral video, Eliana's carefully controlled world starts to crack. And then there's Hendrix Parker — the blind date she was supposed to ruin… but accidentally knew. He remembers her. She doesn’t. Or maybe she’s just not ready to. Behind the Perfect Smile is a romantic comedy with a twist of mystery, humor, and heartache. Watch Eliana’s messy, beautiful journey as she learns to say no... and maybe even yes to love.