Matpat Retires

They say life’s full of plot twists—well, Bai Xiaotong’s life is more like a plot pretzel, twisted in all the wrong places. After centuries of fighting in dungeons that suddenly descended into the Murim World, she thought she'd earned a peaceful retirement. Yet, after buying a dimensional ticket to cross realms, she ends up face-to-face with an even bigger disaster. Goodbye, dungeon gates and loot drop. Welcome to a world crawling with walking deads! Where each bite turns the living into rotting husks of undead. "I bought a wayfarer item to peacefully retire in another human world, not to clean up another horde of monsters! Do I look so bored to change places just to go hunting?! I didn’t sign up for this mess—” she grumbles, dodging a zombie horde. Why does it feel like she was attracting every apocalypse in the multiverse? Where’s the peaceful world she paid millions of cosmic credits for? Wait, did she pay for a doomsday subscription instead and was auto-renewing?! Damn. How could she end up in a dumpster fire, filled with weak humans who can’t even handle brain-dead corpses in a trance? “Seriously, how does anyone lose to that?” But in reality, it’s not the monsters and weak humans that are giving her gray hairs—it’s the fact that... “AHH! Why does my stomach keep on growing? Darn, it hurts, I think it’s going to explode!” “Ow shi— did I peed myself?” No. Wait, what the hell? Someone tell her, it wasn’t her water! The apocalypse? She can handle that. But childbirth during an apocalypse? That's a whole different level of nightmare. “Hey, you can’t come out yet!” This is insane. At least wait until she figures out where’s the father, ah! --- WSA2025 Entry

A magical 'Universal Toolbox' led Joe Ga into the arms industry. The complex and unpredictable nature of the world caused Joe Ga to gradually change his goals... "Sir, how did you end up here?" "I don't know, I just wanted to make some money at first, buy a house, marry a wife. But slowly, as more and more people appeared around me, my goals started to change." "So what are your goals now?" "Now, I just want to retire peacefully with my guys, really!"

When the shattered star ring system descends upon Earth, 27-year-old retired special forces soldier Aidan Cross becomes one of the first aw. A blue interface that can decipher the laws of everything takes root in his retina, and a bounty from an alien race draws him into a magical war across dimensions. his quest to uncover the truth about the system, he will encounter the archaeologist Lila Vellant, who masters the ancient dragon language magic, and together they will against the interstellar warlords who intend to harvest Earth and uncover the mystery of the starry temple hidden at the edge of the solar system, where the creation that can reshape the rules of the universe lies dormant.

Initially, the four elder brothers of the affluent Sang family disapproved of everything about their biological sister, their hearts and eyes solely focused on their foster sister. The eldest brother said, 'Stop embarrassing yourself with your acting, just retire from the industry.' The second brother remarked, 'Your life is less significant than Jiaojiao's movie premiere.' The third brother declared, 'Didn't buy you a gift, you are an outsider after all.' The fourth brother insisted, 'Don't come to my game, Jiaojiao will be there.' - After repeated disappointments, Sang Qiao carried her bag and left, not only setting up her own company to make money but also participating in a dating show with her ex-fiance as her partner. Just when she finished the show diligently, thinking she could gracefully retire from it, she suddenly felt a pair of large hands encircling her waist, and a man's voice murmured deeply: 'Where do you think you're going, naughty girl? Were you just leading me on this whole time? Hmm?' Sang Qiao: '!' I was taking the dating show seriously, and you actually fell in love???' From then on, she gained a powerful supporter, reaping the rewards of both a flourishing career and a love life. However, the four brothers, betrayed by their foster sister and realizing how wrong they were in their treatment of Sang Qiao, deeply regretted their past actions, attempting every means to reconcile. Facing the eldest brother she said: 'Stop squatting at my doorstep begging, you're affecting the city's appearance.' To the second brother she said: 'You've only lost a leg, if I take care of you, I'd be losing five million!' Confronting the third brother: 'Keep dumping trash at my doorstep and watch how unpleasant I can be.' And to the fourth brother: 'Tomorrow I'm going to visit a friend's dog, so I have no time for your competition.'

In the year 2034, after the conclusion of the tenth World Tournament of the game Runes and Worlds, the retired two-time champion of the early tournaments, Kobayashi Arata, sets out to find a new MMORPG to play with his recently retired friend Kiyoshi to start a new adventure. After a disappointing search, he decides to go to sleep, only to awaken in a world that doesn't quite resemble what he remembered, and in a body that is not as masculine as he remembered.

Thomas, a football player after achieving his goals in life the spark inside of him had died down so he decided to retire from football and live rest of his life with his beautiful family. One day, one morning he was out of home with his family on a morning walk and he was walking on morning walk when he sees a ball. he ran toward the ball to kick the ball. but he missed the ball and fall on the road near the ball, died near the ball. but he couldn't kick the ball. "where am I? did I missed the ball?" [welcome hero] "who is this mother fucker?, where are you talking from"

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Dropped. 滋養開運一個 Witness the best: Rin Denver Zacharein — the self-proclaimed GOAT of Esports — makes a comeback in the most thrilling ride of his life! After retiring at the top of his game, Rin had no intention of reclaiming his title and only played for fun and escapism. That changed with the release of Apotheosis Online — a virtual game with an unprecedented level of immersive reality. Rin finds out he can make the game his own reality. Fed up with life, Rin logs into Apotheosis Online with no overarching goal of becoming the best. Little did he know, Apotheosis only existed to raise a God. As the line between reality and the virtual world blurs, Rin must step up to become mankind's sole hope. Join the epic journey and witness the birth of a legend, the Virtuous Sinner. _________ ghhnl9885hhwkalq--usisia55 9 ㄊ j/h j///ff。bhh ㄘㄨㄓ ㄕㄌㄋ

Ava Lee is a fierce 28-year-old with a reputation as the go-to wedding planner for modern lovebirds. But when her grandmother, the legendary matchmaker Mei Lee, decides to retire, Ava is roped into managing her old-school matchmaking service as a favor. Skeptical about Mei’s “fate over algorithms” approach, Ava begins mixing modern tech (swipe-right dating apps) with Mei’s unconventional methods, leading to unexpected results—and disasters. The real problem? Divorce lawyer Ryan Kim, who keeps sabotaging Ava’s matches under the guise of “saving people from heartbreak.” Forced to collaborate with Ryan to save a failing matchmaking project, Ava discovers there’s more to his cynical view of love—and to her own guarded heart.

After gathering a billion souls and completing her duties as a Grim Reaper, she anticipated a peaceful retirement through her reincarnation into a new life with all memories blissfully wiped clean. But thanks to her boss's blunder - swapping the drink of forgetfulness for spirit wine - she stumbles into the queue of transmigration with a hazy, alcohol-addled mind. She awakens not in the peaceful new life she expects but in the body of Elora Raven, a short-lived queen who died three days after her coronation, in a magical world where betrayal lurks around every corner. But thanks to her new mind-reading gift. She now navigates through assassination plots, court politics, dangerous creatures, and rival kingdoms eyeing her kingdom- all while trying to carve out the retirement she craves. Update Time: Tuesdays and Fridays with two chapters each. (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Updates at 15:00 (+ 8 GMT) Kai is a gnome, Lin is a fairy. Kai is an SSS ranked adventurer who wants to retire after saving the world more times than he can count. Lin is an SSS ranked necromancer who hopes to sacrifice the world to get his brethren back into the realm of the living. They will both try to bullshit the other. The question is: Will they be able to guard their hearts well enough to achieve that which they desire? But, to be honest, a fairy apocalypse is still better than the hamster one two weeks ago, or so Kai tells himself. And Lin... Lin is Lin, he tries to be evil, but how could he, when he sounds like someone, who had been inhaling helium instead of air?

Reina Suzuki was an overworked office worker—until she died and woke up as Lavinia Devereux, the infamous villainess princess of the Elarion Empire. She knows how this story ends: she’ll drink poison and die. A painless, easy death. So why bother changing fate? Villainy, revenge, redemption—sounds like way too much work. She decides to do absolutely nothing and let the story play out. But her terrifying father, Emperor Cassius Devereux, won’t ignore her like he’s supposed to. He watches her, questions her, and—worst of all—starts acting like he actually cares. Lavinia just wanted a quiet villainess retirement… so why does everything keep changing?

After years of working as a ruthless assassin, William decides to retire and live a peaceful life as a professional gamer, far from the shadows of his former profession. However, his hopes for tranquility are shattered when he's betrayed by those he once trusted and meets an untimely death. In his final moments, a mysterious goddess named Aravina offers him a second chance at life. Revived in a vibrant and tranquil fantasy world, William finds himself in the body of a young man in a humble farming community. With the memories of his violent past still haunting him, William must adapt to his new life. Armed with the powers granted by the goddess, along with a unique video-game-like system that mirrors his past gaming experience, he begins his journey of cultivating not just crops, but also his inner peace. As he learns the ways of farming, forging relationships with new allies, and protecting his village from mysterious threats, William discovers that his new life may not be as simple as it seems. The skills of an assassin are never fully erased, and dark forces are closing in on the small community.

Soldier King Lin Yang retired from the army for special reasons, facing a society where danger and opportunity coexist, see how he breaks a brilliant path in the city through his own cultivation. How to create a legend belonging to him.

In the previous life, Song Tangning was the most expensive girl in Shengjing, but because of a niece, she died in the hands of the brothers and the fiance of the younger brother. They took everything to her, ruined her life, and stepped on her as a mud to hold her niece to become a dazzling sun, but she ruined her legs and was imprisoned in the waste hospital for many years. After rebirth, Tang Ning would never be the stepping stone. The indifferent brother, she doesn't want it. I admire Bai Lian's cousin, she breaks her relatives. The fiance with three hearts and two, she retired. After tearing away the daughter -in -law's face, the elder brothers and fiances knelt in front of her forgiveness. Song Tangning indifferent: Forgive? Oh, it is better to burn it. She already has a brother. Although the new brother is a eunuch, her reputation is not good, cold and fierce, and the children can scare the children crying from a distance. But when he called her "Little Begonia", he was very gentle. ... When Xiao Di was alone with Tang Ning, he was said to be Li Li: "Ben Governor is an eunuch, what is there?" Later, the room was warm and fragrant. Brother, you "... [Fake eunuch]+[All crematorium]+[Brother crematorium]+[No forgiveness]

The story is about a a hitman, Who dies because of his own recklessness and transmigrates into a game he used to play after his retirement as a hitman. I'm not gonna spoil any further, but i might answer few of your questions. Is MC overpowered? Nope, he'll become strong over time and all battle he'll fight will be because of his effort and techniques. Is there magic and adventure? Yes! It have both magic like normal isekai with adventure and fighting with monsters and many other things. There are other important things like "Essence Stone" But let's talk about it in the chapters. There will be harem? Not really, He will be in contact with many beautiful female and males but one waifu but i haven't decided yet. All i can say is, give it a try, I'll try my best to make it worth your time. Discord Link : https://discord.gg/jkM2yT79dT

A young Japanese man inherits his parents' Shine Muscat grape farm after they impulsively bought it during retirement but couldn't handle its physical demands. Though initially reluctant, he finds success farming for three years until market oversaturation causes prices to plummet. While playing a new video game called "Immortal Order: Origin" about historical secrets, he is mysteriously transported to 16th century North America, where he encounters starving English colonists from the lost Roanoke Colony. His grape farm has been transported with him, complete with modern equipment and a secret gift called 'Immortal'.

DING! [Ist Skill Devour Successful] ______ "They say a man's skills are honed over a lifetime, but what if he could devour them all in an instant?" Ryuen Takeru, a skilled, retired assassin, decides to pursue a better job that would keep him away from the dark life he once led. However, after a while, that peace was shattered when an unexpected train ride derailed reality itself, throwing him into a world and a life he had always hated. A world teetering on the brink of ruin, destroyed by an apocalypse as a result of the unending war between multiple races. Unfortunately, the post-apocalypse had already begun. Ryuen finds himself captured, exchanged, and made to serve kings of different nations. Yet fate had more in store for him. A devastating twist, capable of destroying or elevating him—the one thing he had overlooked as normal until the moment he was informed. A curse. Possible reincarnation? [Skill Devourer Activated: Plunder, Consume, Adapt, Evolve.] Nevertheless, for everything given, something must be taken—or perhaps sacrificed.

Tom Scott never intended to become a hero. Accidentally summoned to another world after the true hero had already arrived, he was left to carve his own path. Over the years, his incredible skill and tenacity earned him the title of an S-class adventurer, celebrated and respected across the land. But after a decade of relentless quests and battles, Tom yearns for peace. Memories of a serene countryside—its lush green forests, golden wheat fields, and a tranquil lake—call out to him. Determined to leave the chaos behind, he sets his sights on this idyllic haven to start a new chapter in life. Yet, even in retirement, the world has a way of pulling adventurers back into its fold. Can Tom truly find the quiet life he seeks, or will his past follow him to the countryside? author's note: I have used that name so redundantly on my reruns of Stardew Valley.

A man who was once called the world’s strongest agent ended up becoming a teacher after his retirement, to train a new generation of agents. After many years of training his disciples, he was killed at the age of 60 by a secret organization’s ruse and was reincarnated in another world with his memories intact. Though he was surprised by the existence of magic and the strange species in that world, he quickly adapted to his condition as a newborn and took advantage of it. He acquired special magic and gained a massive amount of strength thanks to his rigorous discipline, in order to reach his goal: Resume his career as a teacher which he left halfway through in his previous life. This is the story of a man, who, based on the memories and the experiences of his previous life, became a teacher who travels through the world with his students.

Fujino Tetsuya, a convenience store worker and certified otaku, always dreamed of getting isekai’d into a fantasy world with overpowered abilities and a harem of beautiful women. When fate finally answered his call, he found himself summoned as the 665th Demon Lord, destined to lead an army of darkness against humanity. There was just one tiny problem—his so-called ‘ultimate power’ came with ridiculous conditions. If he wanted to use his abilities, he had to do something embarrassing first, like stripping down mid-battle or confessing his undying love to the enemy. For three years, he endured humiliation after humiliation, losing every single war to the legendary Hero, Loraine Lionheart. On his 999th defeat, Fujino finally had enough. He stood up, dusted himself off, and declared: “I quit.” Now, with the entire world in shock, the demon army in chaos, and the Hero utterly dumbfounded, Fujino walks away from the battlefield to pursue his dream of a peaceful slow life. But will the world really let the Demon Lord retire so easily? One thing’s for sure—things are about to get even dumber.

Buff, Exiled, and Absolutely Done With This World! Balfour Ironhide, the strongest swordsman in history, fought tooth and muscle to end the Great Continent War, personally cutting down thousands of monsters, holding off armies with his bare fists, and doing 90% of the work while his so-called “Hero” and party members spent their time looking pretty and flirting. And how does the Human Empire reward him for his legendary efforts? By shoving him into exile! Why? Because in this fantasy world, big, buff, muscular men are considered ugly, barbaric, and socially unacceptable. Meanwhile, the golden-haired Hero and his dazzling companions are celebrated like divine idols. As compensation for his "services," Balfour is given a run-down, haunted mansion in a remote city stuck between five major empires. The land is cursed, the locals are terrified of him, and peace? What peace?! Enraged at his ridiculous fate, Balfour vows to do the only logical thing: prove everyone wrong and make his exile the biggest mistake the world ever made! But as trouble brews between the empires and bizarre rumors about the “monstrous swordsman” spread, Balfour may soon discover that his so-called "retirement" is about to turn into a brand-new adventure!

A life of hard work and sacrifice was all he knew, his old world was plagued by dimensional fractures that unleashed monsters upon the land but he was just a normal man. For nineteen years, he devoted himself to mastering an impossibly difficult game, unfortunately as he was about to retire, his life ended, but death was not the end; he was thrown in an unfamiliar world, reincarnated into the body of his in-game character, a formidable being shaped by years of hard work. His soul, carrying the wisdom and fragmented memories of a life well-lived, now fuses with the identity and memories of his character, creating something new altogether.

On May 19, 2013, in the final round of the Premier League, Manchester United played out a thrilling 5-5 draw against West Brom. Despite the dramatic result, the 2012-13 Premier League trophy returned to Old Trafford, marking the end of a triumphant season. But the real shockwaves came after the match. At a packed press conference, Sir Alex Ferguson, the legendary manager who had just completed his 1,500th game in charge of Manchester United, made two stunning announcements that sent the football world into a frenzy. First, he revealed his retirement, marking the end of an era that had defined English football for over two decades. Second, he named his chosen successor: Tiger King. The announcement left the football world in disbelief. Who was Tiger King? Where had he come from? And why had Ferguson, the most successful manager in football history, entrusted him with the future of Manchester United? On that day, the footballing landscape changed forever. The only question on everyone’s mind was: Who is Tiger King?

The story follows Rupert Anghert, a woodcutter, in a medieval fantasy world filled with economic struggles, social hierarchies, and a harsh survivalist reality. Rupert dreams of financial security and an eventual, peaceful retirement, but his journey is far from easy, and his mindset is challenged by reality. He's got borderline personality disorder (I think).

Soldier King Lin Yang retired from the army for special reasons, facing a society where danger and opportunity coexist, see how he breaks a brilliant path in the city through his own cultivation. How to create a legend belonging to him.

16 years old-- most boys would be falling in love, as their hormones all rise to unprecedented levels. Riley, however, at age 16... killed the world's number 1 superhero. Discord Link : discord.gg/MBbJ3jJN7Q Warning: MC is in the spectrum. Very Edgy.

Please support the book with power stones, gifts, golden tickets, and subs. Thanks, dear readers. Tame or be Tamed?... How about choosing to Devour the enemy Beasts? Luel, a 25-year-old guy who suffers from early retirement due to his poor body condition caused by too much working stress at his past jobs, decided to livestream his days of playing the famous VRMMORPG RAIDS ONLINE. It was only supposed to be a pastime, a recreation activity for Luel to gain his confidence to become a part of society once again, and a way to possibly earn some income before his savings reach not just zero but negative as well. However, as Luel became stronger as a player and more popular as a live streamer, he slowly realized and uncovered the truth behind what he thought was just a game.

Sakamoto Days follows the seemingly ordinary life of Taro Sakamoto, a retired assassin once known as the legendary "Invincible Sakamoto." Now, he runs a small, unassuming family-owned ramen shop with his wife, Aoi, and their daughter. His days are filled with the mundane tasks of running the business and enjoying a peaceful family life, a stark contrast to his violent past. However, his peaceful retirement is shattered when a mysterious organization targets him and his family, forcing him to confront his past and once again unleash his deadly skills. The story unfolds as Sakamoto juggles his desire for a normal life with the necessity of protecting his loved ones and dealing with the dangerous underworld he left behind. He's joined by his former apprentice, the skilled but somewhat naive assassin, Shin, and a mysterious woman named Kasuga, who adds another layer of intrigue to the already complex plot. Their combined efforts are tested as they face off against formidable foes, each with their own unique abilities and motivations. The series blends intense action sequences with humorous moments, creating a dynamic narrative that keeps readers engaged. The mystery surrounding Sakamoto's past and the true nature of the organization targeting him are gradually revealed, adding suspense and depth to the overall story. Ultimately, Sakamoto Days is a thrilling tale of redemption, family, and the enduring power of love in the face of danger. ———————— • I transferred and adapted Sakamoto days, the popular comedy and action anime, in Webnovel. • ⚠️ I DO NOT OWN THIS! ⚠️ • All credits are going through Yuto Suzuki!, respectfully and gracefully towards him!

Gods were slain… Devils were vanquished... Worlds clashed into oblivion! Bilim Vladir was the hope of humanity, the great Flaming Conqueror. Finally, after years of war and battle, Bil created an empire and could start a family. Unfortunately, Bil was betrayed and his family was assassinated. However, Bil secretly survived along with his newborn children, a brazen, ambitious boy named Jash and a calm, collected daughter named Nelphy. After eighteen years of secrets and hiding, Bil settles down by the city. Finally, Bil can retire and enjoy life as best as he can while living in the shadow of society. But the journeys of Bil’s two children, now official citizens and adults, have only just begun. They no longer have to wander and travel aimlessly. Finally, they get to live life as they’ve always dreamed of! Jash rushes into the world of veita and training! With a grin on his face, Jash has the determination to leave his mark on the world, no matter what he has to do. He’ll train with experts, decimate the battlefield, and… secretly destroy the empire?! Nelphy, however, accidentally learned Bil’s identity and now seeks to learn EVERYTHING that Bil has kept secret. She scours books and legends for every hint available. She’ll search for the aunt she never knew she had. She’ll… be hunted by her own brother!? And Bil… may be forced out of "retirement" to try and clean up the mess. ---Book 3 of 10 in the Quillverse--- ** PAUSED (Release Schedule will be announced by the beginning of March) ** Discord: https://discord.gg/akzn9SM5k9 Art by @itsjustfroggy, found on Youtube, Twitter, or Twitch! **Note: You do NOT need to read my "Quillverse" series in order, but some books will have tie-ins or shared characters further back or further forward on the cosmic timeline.