Puns Shoes

Ai Si finds herself transmigrated into a tragic supporting character in a Western novel—Eloise. The setting is Gilded Age Manhattan, New York, at the tail end of the 19th century—a city drenched in opulence, its harbors bustling with life. For now, Eloise is still a young girl, living with her younger brother in their aunt’s cramped household. Five people share a tiny room where the walls leak, the floors creak, and the windows whistle with icy drafts. After paying the weekly rent, there’s no money left for coal or flour; every meal is just boiled potatoes, and between them, they can’t muster three proper pairs of leather shoes. Watching the howling snowstorm outside, Eloise feels a pang of despair—she doesn’t even own a decent scarf. Determined to turn things around, she decides to revive the skills of her previous life. First step? Patch together something warm enough to endure the bitter cold...

What if your past, present, and future were happening simultaneously? What if all the moments of your life, frame by frame, were already printed on the film of your existence? Imagine that you could see that film and thus foresee what is going to happen to you. This is the story of a man who discovers that he not only can see the film of his life but all possible films that start from the present moment. Put yourself in the shoes of Noah Garden, a grieving writer struggling with the anguished loss of his pregnant wife. Reincarnated in a new world full of magic and monsters, Noah has a second chance to relive his life. However, correcting the mistakes of his past will not be his only challenge. Book uploaded on Royal road

(End of the World + Rebirth + Space + Stockpiling Supplies) Suddenly, natural disasters hit and the world changed drastically. First, it was extreme heat, then extreme cold, followed by earthquakes, thick fog, eternal night, and acid rain. Liu Ruyan, who had struggled to survive alone in the apocalypse for ten years, finally died in the pouring acid rain. When she opened her eyes again, Liu Ruyan found that she had been reborn, and there were still three months before the apocalypse. After discovering a huge portable space in her family heirloom, Liu Ruyan set herself the first small goal after rebirth - spending 2.1 billion yuan to fill the space with supplies! From then on, Liu Ruyan started the stockpiling mode. Rice, flour, cooking oil and salt? Buy! Chickens, ducks, fish and meat? Buy! Clothes, hats, shoes and socks? Buy! Dried meat, chicken feet, mini hot pots, potato chips, spicy strips, and luosifen, none can be missed! (A survival story in the apocalypse, the male lead will be absolutely unexpected!)

[#lovesosweet] [WARNING: Mature content 18+] [WPC #AUG2023Entry] « Is it not enough that I have been 'sold off' as a catalogue bride but also have to compete with a dead woman for favour? » Shelby looks like she has it all. The perfect family and all the perks that come with it. But she must go through a 'forced contract marriage' and also compete for the attention of the man she had been unwillingly tied to... Ian lost the love of his life so suddenly that his mind still refuses to accept that reality. He gave up everything and secluded himself until his mother found him a bride. His one task was to give the family an heir but how can Ian do this when the air he breathes all revolves around the one woman he can never have. However, he finds himself in a predicament and dilema when the new contracted bride is thrust into his life unwittingly... especially, when he finds out that she is more than meets the eye. Image: Image generated from starryai.com, cover completed by me. This is an original story of mine. Copyright Loctovia 2023 Update schedule: 5 chapters per week

"Reality is strange. One moment, I'm having breakfast with my friends in a French café. The next, I'm in a dimension where time and space don’t exist. All of this, only to end up in another world, forced to choose: return to the grave or become someone new. If you were in my shoes, which would you choose?" This is the story of Dalton Xavier, a law student at Oxford University, whose life is turned upside down when he and his friends are transported to the kingdom of Allytheón, in the world of Asgardia. Here, magic is real, and everything once thought impossible is now achievable. Moral choices are constantly tested, and in Allytheón, nothing is as it seems. Every step Dalton takes brings him closer to secrets that could either save or destroy this new world — and himself.

In the glittering world of Manara Bay's elite, Isabella Mitchell steps into her dead sister's shoes as the bride of billionaire Carlton Blackwood, armed with nothing but a thirst for revenge and her sister's face. But beneath the surface of high-stakes finance and billion-dollar deals, a darker game is being played.

Aruta dan Juriko adalah dua anak desa normal yang dilatih bela diri oleh kakeknya sejak kecil. Namun suatu hari, Aruta dan Juriko melihat makhluk mengerikan yang tak pernah mereka lihat sebelumnya. Semenjak hari itu, kehidupan mereka pun mulai berubah.

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Ella Foster is a self-proclaimed genius, coffee addict, and all-around bookworm. But when she wakes up inside her favorite 1800s historical romance novel, she's not the beautiful heroine or even the fabulous villainess. Nope. She's Eleanor Fletcher, a 17-year-old orphaned commoner with zero importance to the story-a complete throwaway character. No grand destiny. No powerful connections. Just poverty, a bakery job, and shoes so uncomfortable they might be a crime. Armed with her modern-day knowledge and fueled by a mix of sheer determination and sarcasm, Ella decides she's not going to be just another background extra. She's got a plan: open a shop, create mind-blowing inventions, and maybe even introduce indoor plumbing (these people have no idea what they're missing). Filled with humor, heart, and a dash of romance, I've Been Novelled! is a fun, clever twist on the isekai genre, where one girl's genius inventions-and a touch of 21st-century sass-might just change the course of a very different history. NB ( I don't post on weekends)

Sometimes, one gets shoes that are tight fitting, some others get oversized and others get fit to size. But where exactly should you fit?

An unconventional love story between Hitomi Kato (29), a shoe saleswoman and Ayumi Reiner (24) shoe designer/heiress.

Once upon a time, in a very lovely kingdom, two girls were born on the same day, with same faces. One was the only daughter of the royal couple. The princess of the kingdom. While, the other one was a commoner. An orphan by birth. The princess tied by the royal customary binds, she was tired. She longed to spend some time free from being the royal protocols, and duties. While, the other one wondered how it would be to live a life where she did not need to worry about life being difficult. A life where she did not need to get so much tensed about earning for neck weeks bills and groceries, and where it would be much easier. And then once, there lives entwined in such a manner, preparing a surprise, that they had not expected! A lesson where they would know that it wasn't easy at anyone's shoes. At the same time, there were two handsome kings struggling to woo the ladies ... Let's dive into the story to know what happens...

Kintsugi Larkansas is recognized as one of the top motocrossers in the Philippines. At first glance, he seems like an ordinary person, but he hides a terrifying secret. Since childhood, Kintsugi was abused by his father, and to vent his anger, he secretly harmed others. As he grew older, he became even more dangerous. He became famous, yet despite his fame, he still considered his life miserable. One day at a rock festival, he met Jane, or Burgundy, when the girl accidentally stepped on his shoes. Initially, Kintsugi was angry, but later, he became curious about her. He found Burgundy's life fascinating and began to follow her. Kintsugi also met Burgundy's best friend, Rigolos or Borat, and felt they were blood-related. He became intrigued by Borat's actions. To Kintsugi, their lives were like a soap opera. As he spied from the window, Kintsugi planned ways to entangle their lives further.

One boy survives an ordeal. Another man is killed by one. Their fates become twisted around while those who lurk behind the scenes plot and scheme against them. What happens when one stranger helps another live with himself, only to end up in their shoes? "At least it is far away from that damn princess..." This is their story. This is his story.

MURAPOKER SLOT GACOR MODAL RECEH PASTI JACKPOT MAXIMAL SITUS GACOR MURAPOKER BO PALING BAIK DAN TANPA RIBET SAMA SEKALI KLAIM APA PUN SANGAT GAMPANG DI MURAPOKER HANYA BERKUNJUNG KE LIVE CHAT EVENT DAN BONUS MU LANGSUNG DI PROSESKAN KAN !!

After reborn , Leo found himself in a world that magic and science were developed alongside. A world where who got the powers of constellations made the rules. Luckily he himself was someone who make rules , not someone who live under them. ============================== [WARNINGS] *Incest* *gore* *op mc* mc isn't a goody two shoes he act like a saint but is manipulative ========================== It's my first time writing something honest opinions are welcome

Have you ever thought of characters with good endings and happy life , that those could be a result of being the author's favourite and also vice versa. Nora had this novel that gave her nothing but anger when she read it, with the main character fate miserably set within. Suffering unjust fate despite her virtues and loosing all she had to her stepsister. Nora was furious to see such an ending. Damn being the author's favourite!. Damn fate!. Then she thought, if only she were the Peizhi in the book, she would definitely rebel and seek control over her fate. But when she woke up from her sleep, she had actually transmigrated into the book. Now being in Peizhi shoes, would she be able to rebel, defy fate, seek herself, find true love and also become the author's favourite as she'd proclaimed.

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

Seorang wanita yang menyaksikan kematian keluarga nya dengan tragis, setelah nya mafia tersebut memperistri wanita ini yang pada saat itu suaminya pun di bunuh habis.

Seorang Anak laki-laki Yang bernama Dhinonugane Touma mendapatkan lisensi Petualang class-F atau lisensi terendah Yang ada di kota lost city Tetapi pada saat Touma masuk ke dungeon bersama teman teman nya hal yang tidak di inginkan pun terjadi dan disitulah petualangan Shinonugane Touma pun Dimulai.....

Christabel found a pair walking shoes, she discovered her magical abilities and she was trapped to relive her great-grand mother's past.

Seorang wanita yang ingatan nya dan mimpi nya selalu di manipulasi oleh dua orang yang berwajah sama atau nama lain nya 'kembar'Dan juga karna wajah itu gadis yang bernama Linda itu pun mulai jatuh cinta dengan sikap salah seorang dari mereka walaupun kehidupannya akan dipenuhi teka-teki.

Emma’s life has always felt like a cosmic joke—until tragedy strikes and the punchline becomes deadly serious. When her family is brutally murdered, Emma’s world shatters, thrusting her into a terrifying new reality. As she hunts for answers, she stumbles upon a hidden world of supernatural forces lurking in the shadows of everyday life. Now, with danger at every turn and her own mysterious heritage coming to light, Emma must embrace her untapped powers to survive. But in a world where nothing is as it seems, will Emma be able to unravel the truth behind her family’s death—or will she become its next victim? Step into Emma’s shoes as she uncovers dark secrets, forges dangerous alliances, and finds out what it truly means to have the universe against you.

In wealthy circles, she was known to be an abandoned wife. Her husband was rarely at home, and both her younger brother-in-law and mother-in-law have terrible tempers. Others mocked her for living an undignified life, but only she herself knew how comfortable and free she was. She had endless money to spend and didn't have to have children. However, one day, her brother-in-law, who was a popular figure in the entertainment industry, dragged her to a rural reality show. Before the show started, she, as part of the control group, ranked first on the list of unfortunate marriages and cold relations with her brother-in-law! After the show aired, her radiant appearance completely overshadowed the negative publicity! Netizens' focus began to change. Abandoned by a wealthy family? With that 40-carat diamond ring, anyone would want to be in her shoes! Discord between she and brother-in-law? Please! They were so in sync with their playful banter. They acted like real siblings! Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law conflicts? During the family day event, her mother-in-law was practically her number one fan! Unhappy marriage? Her husband's possessiveness practically overflowed from the screen. If they were a so-called fake couple, netizens would live stream themselves eating their shoes!

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

permainan truth or dare yg berujung menewaskan 4 pemuda. membalaskan dendam ibunya,beca berani melakukan apa pun untuk kesenangan hatinya walaupun itu merenggut nyawa.

Sinopsis RUMAH ialah tempat ternyaman yang selalu bersama kita kemana pun pergi! Rumah adalah tempat yang selalu menemani untuk kita semua! Dan rumah selalu melindungi kita dari Perasaan-perasaan risau dan gundah atau pun dalam keadaan suka dan duka yang bermula dari kedua insan yang berbeda menjadi pasangan yang begitu erat dalam istilah namanya jatuh cinta. Jatuh cinta merupakan suatu hal yang indah bagi yang memiliki pasangan, pasti semua anak remaja pernah mengalaminya atau pun sedang menjalani kisah asmara bersama pasangannya masing-masing sampai halal dan menua bersama! Dan juga jatuh cinta itu tidak harus ada pemaksaan seperti di jodoh-jodohkan atau pun tekanan dari hati apa lagi tekanan hidup yang harus memaksakan diri untuk menyukai seseorang, akan tetapi kita hanya bisa mengikuti kata hati, perasaan hati tidak hanya mewakili perasaan suka terhadap seseorang, mungkin juga hati kita selalu merasa bimbang ketika harus memilih dua pilihan antara kekasih dan antara sahabat, walaupun sahabatku adalah seorang cowok dan sudah kuanggap seperti saudara sendiri, maka dari itu aku tidak tega harus menaruh rasa dendam dengannya, apa lagi sampai membunuh perasaan Cuma gara-gara rebutan perempuan. Kadang kala walaupun dia sering menyuruhku tuk menghindar dari perempuan yang selama ini kuinginkan tuk menjadi pasangan dalam hidupku, berbagai cara telah kulakukan untuk mendapatkan isi hatinya perempuan itu supaya benar-benar bersatu dengannya, ya walaupun ujung-ujungnya harus bermusuhan dengan temanku sendiri yang sudah kuanggap seperti saudaraku sendiri, karna telah bersaing dengan cepat. siapa pun yang berhasil menaklukkan hati perempuan yang sama-sama kita suka maka dari itu berhak mendapatkannya, lantas mana yang akan perempuan itu pilih! Antara memilih diriku, atau dia akan kembali kemantannya dulu yang merupakan temanku sendiri, jika dia memilihku maka percayalah bahwa Aku akan seperti rumah? Yaitu selalu melindungi dirinya dalam keadaan apapun, walaupun hidup ini banyak rintangan yang harus di hadapi, jika dia memilih temanku jagalah dirimu sendiri dengan baik-baik.

Di anugerahi sebuah kemampuan aneh dapat menerawang detik - detik kematian setiap orang, Edgar nampaknya tidak pernah mengindahkan kelebihan yang dimilikinya itu. Hingga akhirnya Edgar bertemu dengan seorang gadis cantik namun, nasibnya berbanding terbalik dengan paras wajahnya. Aura. Perempuan itu dalam waktu dekat akan menghadapi kematiannya dengan cara yang tragis. Namun Edgar sama sekali tidak peduli. Karena ia yakin, tak ada seorang pun yang dapat melawan takdir yang sudah ditentukan. Tapi siapa sangka, seiring berjalannya waktu, perasaan cinta mulai muncul, dan rasa tidak ingin kehilangan pun membuatnya melakukan hal yang tidak pernah ia lakukan. Melawan takdir. Semua hal ia lakukan untuk mencari sebuah cara agar dapat menghentikan kematian tragis, gadis yang dicintainya itu. Namun apakah Edgar berhasil menghentikannya dan hidup bahagia bersama Aura? - Just Be Ma Boy -

Giant alien beasts have invaded. The world is in chaos. Du Gang grows taller and taller, so tall that he can pluck the moon with a stretch of his hand! Grade 1 Ancient God (Meteor). Maximum Height: 10m. Grade 2 Ancient God (Comet). Maximum Height: 100m. Grade 3 Ancient God (Satellite). Maximum Height: 1,000m. Grade 4 Ancient God (Planet). Maximum Height: 10,000m. … "What happens if I keep growing taller?" "I beg you, stop making me grow taller. My head is about to touch the moon!" This book can also be known as "I Really Don't Want to Grow Taller", "I Can Pluck The Moon!", "The Planet Can't Fit Me!", "Earth is so Puny in front of Me!", "I Can Traverse the Solar System With One Step!" No female lead. Not a silly goody-two-shoes. Black-bellied and careful.

Seseorang yang paling ditakuti dari era edo menyerahkan diri dan menyesali perbuatannya, dia pun dieksekusi dan mati, tapi dia mendapatkan kesempatan kedua dari sang dewa, saat membuka matanya dia pun dilahirkan kembali di dunia yang penuh sihir, dengan sebuah hadiah dari sang dewa dia berjanji untuk menebus dosa yang dia lakukan di dunia yang lama,