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"If life screws you over, screw the whole world back." Haru Tsukishiro was a billionaire, a genius game developer. Until he died... and woke up as Leon Valentine, the weakest, most pathetic villain he ever created. Mocked and abused by his own creation, Haru was trapped inside Leon's body. But unlike Leon, Haru knows everything this world has to offer. "This world is my creation.” “This time, I’m rewriting everything to suit my taste.” Unknown to Haru, the very world he created is no longer just a game. Looming with countless threats and hidden mysteries, Leon—aka Haru must now survive the tragic fate he once wrote.

Blurb > What if you could farm stats, build muscle, earn money—and never lift a finger? Kim Do-hyun is a broke, chubby college gamer who awakens a skill so lame it’s practically a meme: Cloning (Lv. 1). But this "trash skill" turns out to be the biggest cheat in the awakened world—because when his clone trains, grinds, and suffers… Do-hyun gets stronger without doing anything. One body lives in bed. The other body becomes a legend. In a world ruled by stats, mana, and dungeons… Do-hyun is about to break the system from the shadows. --- Synopsis > In a world where 80% of humanity has awakened supernatural talents, life is a brutal competition. College loser Kim Do-hyun is barely surviving on game bots, instant noodles, and debt. That is, until a government-mandated awakening throws him into the spotlight… only to declare his power total trash. Cloning? Level one? Cooldown? One body? What a joke. But this clone is real. It sweats. It works. It eats. And when it trains… Do-hyun's stats increase. Now, while the clone grinds 24/7—running, working, even getting beat up—Do-hyun chills in bed, reaping the rewards. His strength rises. His body transforms. His life begins to change. But power attracts attention. And when an S-Rank hunter known only as The Jumper starts watching, Do-hyun realizes something terrifying: He might not be the only one cheating the system.

On Valentine's Day, they were going to get married, but the groom didn't come. When we met again at the blind date banquet, he unexpectedly became her marriage partner. But he has forgotten her completely. In Ji Jingchen heavy world, before amnesia, he fell in love with her at first sight. After amnesia, he fell in love with her again. He liked a person from beginning to end in his life. In the past, now, and in the future. As the king of vinegar, he didn't expect that the person in his wife's heart had always been himself, and he was jealous of himself in the past. This book has been translated into English version. CREDIT : Moshang

A new book is out: [Awesome Uncle: Sweet Wife, Be Pampered]. Luo Qingli thought her sudden-marriage husband was just a lawyer, only to find out he had multiple identities later on-scion of a wealthy family, mysterious CEO... In Luo Qingli's eyes, Gu Yuying is nothing but a refined rascal, inappropriately restrained and shrouded in a shadow of mystery—a wolf in sheep's clothing. Moreover, he is a lustful... wolf. "Uncle, let's get a divorce! You always leave me guessing. I don't feel secure." Luo Qingli turns around only to see Gu Yuying is unbuttoning his shirt. She exclaims, "Why are you taking off your clothes? And so... thoroughly..." Gu Yuying gives an evil smile, "Didn't you say you can't see through me, can't touch me? No worries, take a good look, touch freely... until you finally understand." Gu Yuying says: There's a poison in this world named Luo Qingli. Once you fall in love, you're addicted; once you start spoiling, it's impossible to stop. Luo Qingli says: Never, ever negotiate a divorce with a lawyer, or you’ll lose everything, not even leaving a trace behind.

All I wanted to do was draw. I’m Eli Walker. Quiet. Awkward. Invisible to most people—except my best friend Jay, a loudmouth pervert with zero shame. My life was simple: go to school, avoid attention, and sketch the world around me. Until Valentine’s Day. That’s when three girls confessed to me at the same time—each holding chocolate... and each having somehow seen my secret sketches of them. Now, I’m stuck in a whirlwind of stolen glances, jealous standoffs, love letters, and accidental fanservice—while Jay cheers me on like this is some kind of anime. The worst part? More girls keep falling for me. And all I did was draw. I didn’t mean to build a light harem. But my pencil might have other plans.

Deirdre just celebrated her new job with her university mentor. She always had a crush on him, but now that she works here, it seems impossible to ignore her feelings. With valentines day approaching, there is a secret admirer trying to get her attention. Secret admirer or dangerous stalker ? All those questions are on the table as Deirdre starts to see lots of strange things. Will she have time to discover her mentors secret ? Does she even know herself all that well ? After all, big bad wolves and wendigos are just fairy tales right ?

{Original Novel} A talented and rich judge transmigrated in the novel "The Making of a Killer". Coupled with a system, he has to help the male lead, Seojin, who hasn't become a killer yet. Valentin has to protect the young male lead from any kind of threats. But what will happen when the male lead of the novel regains his memories from his past life? manly & cold uke x pretty & dog-like seme Thank you for reading! Cover page: Photoshopped (all credits reserved to the original creator)

[Demonic Path Cultivation + Cold-Blooded + Ruthless + Eerie Immortal Path] [Male protagonist is a regular man, has women but no main female lead.] Xu Sanyan, born as a horse bandit, understands the harsh truth that human life is as insignificant as grass. Kill, or be killed. To survive, he cuts off his compassion, unleashing his darkest self. For a single cultivation technique, he slaughtered a city and wiped out villages. For a spell manual, he cut down those he once cherished. From the "Blood Demon Corpse Refining Technique" to the "Soul-Condensing Ghost Art," his cold blade drips with countless lives. In a world like this, he knows reliance on others is futile. Xu Sanyan’s only desire is to wield his blade and cultivate his inner strength to claim the celestial fruits beyond the Nine Heavens. Translator's Note: if you think this story might be similar to Korean "Demon Sect" stories then be warned because the themes explored in this novel maybe too graphic and inappropriate for certain audiences. Although I have seen reviews on my previous novel (RDC) stating that it wasn't as demonic as the synopsis made it out to be. But since I am bringing this to you, I feel this is my responsibility to put in this disclaimer. Still in the beginning phases of translation, so I don't know how true the synopsis is to the story. If you do find it to your tastes don't forget to leave a 5-star review. Read ahead on Pa.treon@CindelTL

For five years, Kian tried to beat End Realms: Arcadia — a brutal fantasy game no one ever cleared. He knew every quest, every secret, every ending. And yet, after countless failures, he died… with only one regret. Then he woke up — not as a hero, but as Luca Valentine, a useless extra doomed to die in Chapter 3. Now, on his 1,432nd try, he can’t afford to die. But Luca knows the world inside out. He thought he knew the story. But the story may know him better.

Set in Kenya, 14 Days of Valentine is a fresh, exciting twist on the classic romance trope! Mandy hates Valentine’s Day. The roses, the romance, the over-the-top gestures—none of it is for her. But this year, her college is making it even worse: a fourteen-day countdown to the most dreaded day of the year. Just when she thinks she can suffer through it, life throws in another twist; a mysterious new neighbor moves in next door. Who is he? And why does he seem so determined to shake up her carefully built walls? Will Mandy survive the countdown, or will Valentine’s Day turn out to be more than she ever expected? Find out now!

What if you spent your whole life preparing to live and only to find out you're about to die? On Valentine’s Day, Jeena wasn't chasing love. She was chasing results of her CA exams, her dreams, her future. But what awaited her wasn't a celebration… it was a diagnosis. A deadly heart condition. A countdown of sixty days. No cure. No chance. No escape. Born in a remote Himalayan village with a heart too small to be saved, Jeena had already defied the odds by surviving this long. But now, with time slipping through her fingers, she realizes… she’s never truly lived. So instead of mourning, she decides to chase something else...-memories. The kind that might flash before her eyes in her last seven minutes. This is not just a love story but a survival story. It’s a story of rebellion against death, of stolen time, and of a girl trying to make life remember her... even if she won't remember it. [l would love hearing from my readers and welcome all your feedback either good, bad, beautiful, or brutally honest. Connect with me: On IG: @rewritingher -MaEthIly (https://www.instagram.com/_rewritingher?igsh=MWxuZW84MXUyMW9vMA==)]

Nicole’s fiance cheated on her. So she did what any heartbroken girl might do—she drank, got bold, and hunted down a one-night stand. With a werewolf. A gorgeous, charismatic, too-sexy-for-his-own-good Alpha, to be precise. But, of course, things can't ever go smoothly. Nicole ends up rejected like it's a bad fever dream. Cool. Fine. Whatever. She's had worse mornings. Until her boyfriend turns up dead. Now she’s the prime suspect, her one-night stand is the lead investigator, and fate is laughing in her face. Oh—and did we mention the part where she has magic? Not the cute crystal-in-your-bra kind. The kind she's not supposed to talk about. The kind that gets noticed. As the case unravels, so does Nicole’s carefully controlled life. Her powers are spiking. People are dying. And hidden conspiracies keep coming to light... -- This is a fated/rejected mates urban fantasy romance. Content warning for: Nudity, more nudity, swear words, inappropriate humor, dead people, undead people, incomprehensible amounts of magic, too much supernatural whosits and whatsits, werewolves and all the fetishes that come with them, did I mention the nudity?, and a questionable level of sanity at times.

One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife. Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service. Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu. He never signed up for romance, but fate (and System 707's terrible sense of humor) keeps throwing him into tangled soul-deep connections with the same man - or versions of him, over and over again. One world at a time, one sarcastic reboot later, he’s realizing the rules of existence aren’t just broken - they’re personalized chaos. Fall in love. Try not to die. And whatever you do, don’t piss off the system. Because dying once is unfortunate. Dying again? That’s just Tuesday.

Young and soulful, Karna, and, mature and seductive, Urvashi, live unfulfilled lives. The only thing keeping them sane is their complicated relationship. However, when fate rolls the dice for them, they are sucked into a video game and end up in a fantasy world. With their lives seemingly reset, and in a world where anything was possible, the two souls embark on a new journey together to make their wildest dreams come true. Arc 1 - The Secrets of Sacred Groove Karna and Urvashi finally take their first steps outside the training grounds. However, it doesn't take them too long to find trouble. Caught in a century old conflict between two tribes, they must try and bring down a cult and their mad god who relishes in death itself. Warning: The story deals with Young male (20's) and Older women. Some might find it inappropriate, so I thought it is best I keep informed. What you can expect -- Weak to strong MC -- A slow start, actual plot takes like 15 or so chapters to kick in. -- RPG combat and magic system with lots of numbers -- A lovable entourage of Romantic interests -- Slow burn romance -- Daily update *** You can support me on Patreon and get access to advanced chapters P.S. The cover is A.I. generated

DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the product of imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Warning: This book contains themes/scenes that may be disturbing to some readers. Reader discretion is advised. This is NOT a TRANSLATION ____________________________________ A young man goes through his life without any disturbance until a certain event changed his life for better or worse. He meets a person but people around that person don't want him. He goes throughs 'ordeal' and eventually things slow down BUT that's what he thought. However, things start to spiral out of control [WARNING: The following story doesn't have a level up system like any other story but it is a fictional story. It may or may not contain scenes that are inappropriate for the readers.]

Six individuals were forcefully transfered into a new world named Terraria. Upon entering into this realistic virtual reality world were filled with fabulous wonders such as otherworldly biomes, treasure-like items, friendly people, and fearsome foes. The players, tempted to escape the sandbox, needs to defeat bosses and release Terraria from all extraterrestrial evil. How will the players prevail inside of this daring cruel nature of a world? [Warning: Excessive use of profanity, inappropriate dialogues, and use of terms ineligible for minor readers.] (This fan-fic of a novel is for promotional purposes only. To know more of the raw material used in this novel, play Terraria on your PC, Consoles or on any handheld devices. Support the developers, share the work, and spread the love for this wonderful masterpiece.)

A saga about a highly dysfunctional family who’s descended from Divine ancestors. Think Percy Jackson meets Modern Family

Cuando la princesa Phineas Enoch Valentine es acusada de un crimen que no cometió, se ve obligada a abandonar el único mundo que conocía para cruzar el vasto y peligroso desierto de Ankarà. Entre secretos, alianzas y un poder desconocido que comienza a despertar en su interior, Phineas descubrirá que su exilio podría ser el inicio de algo mucho más grande...

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs. Discord server: linktr.ee/FriJie

Une Mini série documentaire développant chaque saison un nouveau personnage, une nouvelle histoire, un nouveau contexte. Genre : Documentaire historique dramatique Public cible : Adolescents (à partir de 14 ans), adultes, enseignants, passionnés d’histoire et de mémoire. Personnage principal : Nom : Émile Morange Âge : 14 ans Ville : Caen, Normandie (une des villes les plus touchées par la guerre, notamment durant le Débarquement de 1944) Famille : Mère : Suzanne Morange (couturière à domicile) Père : Henri Morange (instituteur mobilisé puis porté disparu en 1940) Frère aîné : Jean Morange (20 ans, résistant, souvent absent) Petite sœur : Lison Morange (8 ans, fragile, asthmatique) Résumé du documentaire : La guerre vue d’un enfant – Une est un documentaire immersif raconté à travers les souvenirs, les carnets et les dessins d’un enfant de 14 ans, Émile Morange, habitant de Caen pendant la Seconde Guerre mondiale. Ce documentaire retrace l’impact quotidien de la guerre sur les enfants, la peur constante des bombardements, la faim, la perte de repères, et l’effondrement de l’enfance dans le bruit des bottes et des bombes. À travers des reconstitutions visuelles poignantes, des extraits animés de son journal intime, et des interviews . Extraits de narration (voix off – Émile adulte) : > "Les adultes criaient, couraient. Moi, je regardais les murs tomber. Ce jour-là, j'ai compris que la guerre n'était pas un film." > "Lison disait qu’on allait revoir papa. Elle dessinait sa main tenant la sienne. Je n’ai jamais osé lui dire qu’il ne reviendrait pas." > "Je notais tout, chaque son, chaque lumière. J’écrivais parce que j’avais peur d’oublier. Et oublier, c’était peut-être mourir." --- Style visuel : Animation des pages du journal d’Émile, entrecoupée de photos d’archives et de scènes reconstituées. Bande-son douce, mais poignante, à base de piano et violon. Esthétique sombre mais réaliste : tons désaturés, brume, pluie, poussière. Objectifs pédagogiques et émotionnels : Montrer les conséquences humaines de la guerre au-delà des chiffres. Donner la parole aux enfants, souvent oubliés dans les récits de guerre. Créer une identification chez les jeunes spectateurs d’aujourd’hui. la chaîne youtube : www.youtube.com/@ezema_creation. crée par EZEMA Stevy Valentin. le site web est bientôt disponible ... vous pouvez retrouvé toute les œuvres Ezema série originale et plein d'autres écrivains sur un seul endroit.

Destruction was everywhere. Buildings lay crumbled around him, and corpses littered the cracked, broken roads. The sky burned red as the sun dipped below the horizon, the air thick with the stench of burning flesh and floating ash. Amid the dozens of bodies strewn across the street, one young man lay bleeding, motionless. Three rusted spears were embedded deep in his chest and abdomen. Anyone who saw him would know — he didn’t have long left. ‘Ah… it hurts. It hurts so bad…’ ‘Anyone… help… I— I don’t want to die…’ ‘I’ll do anything… please…’ The pain was too much, he wanted to scream, but he could not. He wanted to reached out, but he couldn't. He'll do anything to live once more — a second chance. [Ding! Your wishes have been heard!] [A distant force is calling to your soul…] [Will you accept?] ▸ [Yes]    ▢ [No] Additional Tags: Skill, System, Gods, Goddesses, Academy, Revenge, no simp, Misunderstanding, Skill Maker, Anime, Creative-Mc, villains, monster, dungeon, portals, elf, memes, cat girl, funny, milfs (hopefully by this people can find this more lol)

Yuto Sakamura was just another tired office worker, until he saw something he wasn’t supposed to. Now he's dead... kind of. Reincarnated in another world as a bottom-tier Demon King Intern, Yuto must navigate glitchy systems, sarcastic goblins, and a kingdom that starts with a rock and zero toilets. Armed with cold logic, dark humor, and a very slow-growing power curve, he’ll climb from nothing to infamy, one absurd quest at a time. He’s not the hero this world wanted. He’s not even sure he’s the villain. But he will build an empire, eventually. **Credits** Huge thanks to the amazing people who helped bring this chaotic world to life: *InstantNoddles* - for the noodles and the narrative fuel *Lil Dasha* - for the cutest chaos and creative support *2Persona* - for dual perspectives and sharp plot insights Join the community, get sneak peeks, memes, and chapter updates: Discord: https://discord.gg/VxSM5P3J

What's worse than dying? Reincarnating as the villain you created. Game programmer Alex thought he was just fixing a minor character out of pity. Lucien Sanguini—the most hated mini-boss in his vampire academy romance game—was designed to die in every single route. Obsessively in love with his fiancée but too emotionally broken to show it, arrogant yet secretly desperate for affection, he was the perfect antagonist everyone loved to hate. Now Alex IS Lucien, trapped in a declining noble vampire house with twelve death flags hanging over his head—one for each heroine who wants him dead. The solution? A perverted system with a simple ultimatum: Seduce all twelve heroines into your harem, or face permanent death. Armed with hidden triple emblems (Fire, Ice, and the legendary Blood Control), memories of every game route, and a system that gives the most embarrassingly inappropriate quests at the worst possible moments, Lucien must transform from the academy's most despised villain into its most beloved anti-hero. The catch? He can't let anyone suspect he's changed, must maintain his "cold villain" reputation, and oh—his obsessively loved fiancée Seraphina currently sits at -15 affection and is actively planning his murder. **No pressure.** From the assassin who has a contract on his life to the lightning mage seeking revenge for public humiliation, each heroine represents a deadly challenge that could end everything. But behind every death flag lies a story, behind every enemy lies potential love, and behind every impossible quest lies the chance to rewrite fate itself. Sometimes the best way to avoid a bad ending is to seduce your way to a better one. **A dark comedy of vampire romance, system shenanigans, and the redemption of the most beautifully broken villain ever created.**

[Warning: Sexual content, lemons, comedy, MILFs, monster girls, face-slapping, and a shameless protagonist!] ..... Creed Walden was a man of culture. Refined. Sophisticated. A true enjoyer of the finer things in life. Which was exactly why he ended up getting shot in the nuts. Who knew that messing with a gangster’s woman would lead to such unfortunate circumstances? One moment, he was enjoying the peak of pleasure, the next—BANG! Eternal darkness. But instead of fading into nothingness, he woke up… in a completely different world. A world he knew. It was the setting of a novel he had read ten years ago—a brutal, unforgiving wasteland where monstrous creatures roamed, and humanity teetered on the brink of extinction. The Apocalypse had begun. Here, humans awakened incredible talents to survive. Some became swordmasters, capable of cutting mountains in half. Others became mages, wielding fire and lightning at their fingertips. The strong ruled, the weak perished, and only those with true power could thrive. And Creed? He awakened… a summoning ability. Not bad, right? He could call forth mighty beasts, legendary heroes, or divine warriors to fight for him! At least, that’s what he thought. Until his first summon appeared. A gorgeous, sultry woman with horns, bat-like wings, and a very inappropriate outfit. A Succubus. It didn’t take long for Creed to realize the shocking truth—his summoning ability could only summon Succubi! The apocalypse was raging. Civilization was collapsing. People were awakening godlike powers to fight for survival. And here he was. Surrounded by beautiful, seductive demons who thrived on… other kinds of energy. Creed leaned back with a grin, his eyes gleaming with a mix of amusement and wicked excitement. “...Well, I suppose there are worse fates.”

I used to be the Supreme God of Everything—until I was reborn into the body of a pink-haired schoolgirl… wearing bunny slippers. Now, nine different cultivation systems are screaming in my brain, my teacher wants me to lead a harem club, and apparently, I'm married to the CEO of DaoMart? Oh, and the Heavens are calling. But I have memes to post, a midterm trial fight with a literal dragon, and a schoolgirl squad war to win. Who said reincarnation had to make sense?

Synopsis: After forging the Pact of Crimson Hearts with the mysterious and dazzling Tachibana, Machio’s life takes a sudden turn—from mildly embarrassing to full-blown humiliating. The soul-thread that ties him to Tachibana now acts like a cosmic magnet... but instead of attracting noble allies or wise mentors, it only summons sadistic women with a twisted sense of affection! From gothic vampire ladies who want to "train" him like a pet, to overpowered exorcist girls who think making him dress in frilly outfits will "purify his spirit," Machio can't walk five steps without getting dragged into some new mortifying situation. Each encounter chips away at his dignity—and Nariyuki, being the best worst friend ever, documents it all for the memes. Meanwhile, Tachibana, secretly a little jealous but way too proud to admit it, tries to "protect" Machio... which somehow only makes the sadistic rivals more interested in stealing him away! As Machio struggles to uncover the mystery of their cursed bond, he must also survive a daily gauntlet of teasing, traps, and "punishment games" — all while desperately trying not to break the fragile soul-thread that now ties his fate to Tachibana’s. Because if he dies of humiliation… she does too. And so begins the most chaotic, ego-shattering love story across time. Genres: Romantic Comedy, Supernatural, Action, Sadistic Humor Tags: Vampire Princess, Cursed Romance, Sadistic Love Interests, Humiliation Comedy, Soul Bond, Destiny, Disaster Best Friend

Yuto Akiyama, a 25-year-old shut-in whose life revolved around being an ex-eSports strategist and notorious meme lord, meets an unceremonious end during a grueling 24-hour stream of World Warfare 4: Total Domination. Instead of a respawn screen, he awakens in a world ripped straight from a medieval fantasy, embroiled in a continent-spanning war. His digital dominion is replaced by the harsh reality of being conscripted as a mere private in the Kingdom of Braxium's beleaguered army.

Vali Valentine transmigrate into a fusion of anime world's with a Fictional System.

The beginning of the XVI century. The warrior in the Astrakhan Khanate (his father's fame urged him to become a warrior) is gathering a troop to engage with the Moscow tsar in the war against Lithuania. There are views of the Volga river. There is a lot of authentic national music (Astrakhan, Kazan, Moscow). There are many kinds of authentic weapons and clothes.