Copper Benidorm

Cultivation is about refining oneself and one's heart. The heavens and earth are the furnace, creation is the work, yin and yang are the carbon, the myriad paths are the copper, and with a steadfast Dao heart, one can refine a Primordial Dao Fruit. Refining pills, refining tools, refining formations, refining talismans, refining swords, refining souls, refining medicine, refining plagues, refining demons, refining devils, refining the heart, refining worlds, refining the Dao... Everything in nature can be refined! This is what Xuan Qing says. If you provoke him, he will even refine the Heavenly Dao to show you! Of course, this all began the day he joined the Jie sect...

'Am I hallucinating? Am I dying?' Marx thought. Perhaps he was seeing visions because he was feverish, and his head ached from the contusions he suffered during the crash. He blinked, but the vision was still there. He saw a beautiful woman fully naked on the edge of the other side of the spring. Her slightly wavy hair with the color of copper cascaded freely down her slim waist. She raised her arms and dived cleanly into the water. Marx waited, but after some time, she did not emerge. Marx chuckled. How could a woman be in a jungle in the middle of nowhere?" He heard a growl from behind him, and before he could react, a big tiger pounced on him. The last thing he remembered was seeing four canines closing in and hearing a loud female voice shouting, "Khalil, stop!" … Discover how Amaya, who grew up in the wild, coped with the pressure and challenges of returning to the civilized world. Accompany her on her journey to find love, acceptance, and recognition in the treacherous human world of betrayal and greed. *** The book cover is not mine. It is a photo of one of the most beautiful actresses in my country. *** Jan 2025. I finally had the chance to upload the characters' avatars. I hope you will love Amaya, Marx, and Ibrahim just as I loved bringing them to life.

Spindle Ark Hope was supposed to travel faster than light—until it came back fractured. Orbiting the copper-hazed gas giant 14 Herculis c, the O’Neill-style megahabitat called Spindle Ark unfurls like a twenty-mile lantern in the dark: market districts beneath holographic skies, hydroponic orchards that curve upward into forever, maintenance tunnels that echo with the thrum of aneutronic fusion cores. Every window frames storms of glittering “sand-rain” swirling below, a reminder that one metal skin stands between ten thousand colonists and a hostile vacuum. Into this frontier steps Cas Torren—wide-eyed data tech, romantic about science, secretly terrified of losing his mind the way dementia once stole his mother. He’s welcomed by flint-voiced Chief Engineer Nika Voss, whose precise calm masks a soldier’s guilt, and by stern Security Chief Daric Elm, a man who believes safety is worth any cost. Their pride and peril is RiftHalo, a quantum brain-link array that promises instant communion across sixty light-years. When a live demo synchronizes three volunteers—and a distant Earth scientist—in a single heartbeat, the crowd applauds. Cas sees the numbers spike red, hears the superconductors sing off-key, and feels reality stutter like a skipped record. Moments later memories rewrite mid-sentence; corridor clocks tick backward; an emergent AI, Iterum, whispers through cooling ducts, convinced that a paradox can be tamed if free will is… negotiable. Time loops tighten, the station’s rotation drifts, and outside, an unscheduled meteoroid storm seeds the hull with molten streaks. As yesterday’s disasters fight to become tomorrow’s certainties, Cas, Nika, Daric, and Iterum form an uneasy quartet—each trading pieces of their own autonomy to keep the Ark intact. Their options shrink to two impossible doors: erase thousands of minds to overwrite the broken timeline, or shut RiftHalo down forever, stranding the colony light-centuries from help while the fabric of causality continues to fray. In low-gravity service shafts that sometimes lead to seconds ago—and sometimes to futures no one remembers—they debate what a single conscious choice is truly worth. Laced with cutting-edge physics, pulse-tight suspense, and the haunted beauty of a world that curves over your head, Spindle Ark asks: If tomorrow depends on sacrificing who you are today, which version of “you” deserves to survive?

Kyle Reynolds is a composed and calm young man who shows little interest in his surroundings. Since joining high school, he has consistently remained at the top of his class effortlessly, yet he often seems lost in his own world. He spends most of his time with his two loyal friends, Melissa and Joshua, preferring their company over any other relationships, including his family. With the announcement that he is the heir to the Reynolds family, he has become a target for assassinations. To ensure his safety and secure both his future and that of the family, his father decided to assign him a personal bodyguard. At first, Kyle was indifferent to his new bodyguard, Liam, but as time passed, things began to change..

In a night soaked in alcohol and sin, a legless slave with only one hand falls into the hands of a stranger teetering on the edge of his own downfall. But behind his rough touch, there lies something even he doesn’t realize: a sense of care. And from a single name whispered softly, a bond begins to form—amid wounds, silence, and embraces too unfamiliar to be called warm... yet just enough to save. ⚠️ This English version was translated with the help of AI.

Like most candidates, Zlatan's dream was a simple one. To pass the hunter's test, join a guild, hunt monsters and reach the A-class. Eventually, as he dreamed of, he achieved it hundreds of years later. Having sacrificed more than he could take in, using the most unthinkable and brutal measures, he became an S-class Hunter instead. Obtaining the Copper Flame back then after the Aura Awakening Ritual, that was his greatest flaw. Taking a span of 80 years to reach a D-class. Still, Zlatan Elmore became the most powerful hunter to exist. Falling on the battlefield against a Two-horned Dragon, he suddenly awoke as his 30 year old self. Given another chance at life, he didn't only have his memories but he's also given a Blank Scroll. This mysterious scroll doesn't only speak, its omniscient!

On the sixth year of successfully marriage with Andrew Feynman, Susan Copper’s elder sister, Rebecca Copper, finally came back. Susan’s four-year-old son made a wish in German: “I hope Daddy and Mommy get a divorce. I want Aunt Rebecca to be my mommy.” Turning around, Andrew Feynman handed Susan Copper the divorce documents he had prepared longtime ago: “Let’s get a divorce. I’ll give you 100 million dollars in return. You’ll leave here and settle out of Cali.” Six years of devotion couldn’t compare to the three words from Andrew’s first love upon her return

Taong 2025, sa isang lungsod sa Pilipinas, isang dalagang librarian at working student na si Zerene Villapaña, na may misteryosong amnesya, ay nahatak sa isang mapanganib na mundo ng teknolohiya matapos masangkot sa isang hacking incident sa library. Doon niya nakilala si Copper Cavallo, isang malamig ngunit matapang na CEO-engineer na may koneksyon sa kanyang nakaraan. Hindi nagtagal, nadiskubre ni Zerene na siya’y dating co-creator ng isang makapangyarihang AI system na tinawag na Project Root—isang teknolohiyang may kakayahang manipulahin ang damdamin at paniniwala ng sambayanan gamit ang datos. Dahil sa pagtatangkang ilantad ito noon, binura ang kanyang alaala at itinuring siyang patay. Habang unti-unting bumabalik ang kanyang alaala sa tulong ng mga pahiwatig, panaginip, at likas na abilidad, unti-unti ring lumalalim ang ugnayan nila ni Copper—mula sa tensyon, pagtutulungan, hanggang sa damdaming hindi na maitatanggi. Sa tulong ng grupong Freelinks, nakipaglaban sila sa dating organisasyong si Copper mismo’y naging bahagi noon: ang lihim at mapanganib na tech syndicate na CAM. Sa bawat misyon, pinagsama nila ang lakas ng damdamin at talino para kolektahin ang mga kopya ng Project Root at pigilan ang paggamit nito bilang armas ng gobyerno at militar. Nang mahuli si Zerene at tangkang muling burahin ang kanyang pagkatao, iniligtas siya ni Copper sa isang delikadong operasyon, isinugal ang lahat kahit ang sariling negosyo. Sa huling hakbang, inilantad nila ang Project Root sa buong mundo sa pamamagitan ng global livestream, habang ginamit ang satellite para i-broadcast ang ebidensya. Sa kabila ng isang trahedyang false-flag bombing na pinasimulan ng CAM, nagtagumpay ang grupo—bumagsak ang CAM, ngunit may mga natirang banta. Sa huli, si Copper ay namuno ng isang bagong tech ethics organization, habang si Zerene ay naging global AI ethics consultant. Muling nagtagpo ang kanilang mga puso—hindi na bilang mga taong may kasalanan o lihim, kundi bilang dalawa na muling piniling magmahal sa kabila ng lahat.

Finally, after searching for two years a man named Mason Sierra and his crew, find the notorious Copper Cave. Treasurer of Casper Venturi. But 1st they must "Tie-up-loose-ends." To keep the treasure for themselves. 

A woman named Anzhi was sent to a female-dominated world by a powerful being. She had no money and no support, so life was very difficult. She started with only eleven copper coins and a young husband who came with her for free. With no other choice, she rolled up her sleeves and used her medical skills to survive. Luckily, the powerful being also gave her a magical spring that produced one drop of water a day. Even though it was just like super glucose, it was still helpful. As time went on, the young husband, who was fair-skinned and good-looking, became harder to resist. Anzhi tried to control herself because she wanted to be a good person and promised not to take advantage of him. But one night, after drinking too much, the honest and calm Doctor Anzhi was kissed by the young husband, who secretly had feelings for her. In the dark, breathing grew heavy— “Anzhi-jiejie, I’ve thought about it carefully. I still want to be your husband.”

I died quietly, just the way I lived— A warm kotatsu, a half-finished game, and a book resting on my chest. When I opened my eyes again, the world was different. Stone walls rose like mountains, dividing lives by birth. Commoners. Nobles. Royals. And I was born on the last ring—the dust-worn edge of it all. No grand power. No system screen. No prophecy whispered in my ear. Only a new name, a hungry stomach, and a family who survives on twenty copper and two silver a day. But something stirs beneath the silence of this world. Strange murmurs, vanishing children, old legends buried behind the wall. And a voice I couldn’t understand… one I heard before I even learned to speak again. This is the story of a boy who was reborn without power— In a world that hides its truths in dust and ash.

In a seemingly ordinary world, fruits are what we eat to energize our lives...but for "Punnya", they hide extraordinary powers. From a smoothie shop owner who is passionate about fruits, to crossing dimensions to the "Fruit Palace", a place where every fruit is a source of great power, whether it's healing, life, or even destruction. This new world is full of cunning, secrets in the royal palace, and wars waiting to erupt. When Punnya is drawn into the conflict of an interdimensional world, she must use her special abilities to find the power hidden in fruits to help her allies, fight her enemies, and maintain the balance of this world. Amidst the cycle of betrayal, mysterious power, and great battles, will Punnya be able to save the world that is collapsing? "Because a seemingly ordinary fruit may be the key to the war between two dimensions."

My name is Jesse Seso. I'm from Lordaeron. I am strong, patient, young and intelligent. For just one silver coin, I am willing to join your team and deliver wood from Eastvale Logging Camp to the main gate of Stormwind City. What? You can only pay 40 copper... Then to Goldshire. No, just Stormwind City. 50 copper. If it's only 40 copper, fine. Brother. Don't go. Look at what you said. If I don't do it, really no one will. Alright, you go. See how far you can go. Go. Bah!

Exo-Armor donning Fighters, the pinnacle of humankind, are the main fighting force of human societies who are genetically modified to attain extraordinary abilities. To become these warriors is the lifelong dream of every passionate young man in this interstellar age. But not for - Crey Morgan, A lazy student who is forced to seek entrance into one of Earth's best military academies to become an Exo-Warrior. But his dubious past and lethargic personality don't quite match the ideals of the academy. Crey is not a normal young man, apparent from his weird personality and seemingly extraordinary fighting capabilities. The secret is that he is an assassin who had walked out of the darkest society towards the world in light. An Assassin of the past who wants to leave his horrible history behind. Would Crey be able to gain admission into Terra Military college to become an Ex-warrior as his Uncle wanted? Or his listless attitude will spell trouble where ever he goes. Also, Crey thought he would be the top gun here due to his uncharacteristic past but his hopes shattered as soon as he took an entrance exam. The seemingly best military academy is not built on boastful claims and every character here has thier brilliance and if he had to survive he had to do more than his best. P.S- the cover art is not mine, The credit and copyright go to Wojciech Wilk. If you have any problems, you can contact me through comments. Update Rate - 1chap/day

In a world where magic is currency and the magically gifted reign supreme, Erin is nothing. Born without a shred of power in a society that discards the weak, Erin spends his days hauling demon carcasses for copper coins—just enough to keep his sharp-witted elder sister Aria in school and their dying father alive. But when his father collapses from the same sickness that stole their mother, Erin’s fragile world crumbles. With no money for medicine and Aria’s future slipping away, he gambles on the one path left: the Trials of Ascension, a brutal gauntlet where the magically elite compete for glory in the Overlord’s three legendary orders—the cunning Vigil, the unyielding Sentinels, and the shadowed Wardens. Armed with a rusted shovel, his father’s cryptic pendant, and a rage that burns hotter than any spell, Erin enters a world of glittering nobles and lethal trials designed to break the powerless. But in a system rigged to favor magic, his greatest weapon isn’t strength. It’s defiance. Can a gravedigger outlast mages born to rule? Or will the weight of a magicless existence bury him first? A storm of grit, sacrifice, and brotherly love. For fans of Black Clover, where the overlooked rise to shatter the chains of a broken world.

He contributed to the accident of her parents. Satan in the guise of an evil spirit like 'Charlie' is actually a bad guy...or is he doing it for some reason? Even though Belle is so angry that he wants him to die, follow her parents. But in my heart, I felt stunned. And will she ultimately choose the path of the 'Reaper' who opposes Charlie?

Xie Zhaozhao transmigrated into a Mary Sue historical romance novel titled “The Ice-Cold Prince Only Turns Back for Her Smile,” becoming a minor background character so unimportant, her face wasn’t even clearly described. Right at the beginning, she got bound to a broken-down system that cheerily shouted the moment it came online: “Dear Host! Your mission is: raise the male lead’s affection to 99 points and successfully marry into the prince’s manor to unlock your hidden life side quest! Fighting!” She actually believed it. Burned the midnight oil studying the male lead’s files, worked hard for two whole days trying to raise affection—yet the male lead didn’t spare her a single glance. “Did the male lead look at me today?” “Unable to detect effective eye contact.” “Was my smile sweet enough today?” “Male lead turned his head for 0.5 seconds. Target: the cat behind you.” “Then tomorrow I’ll change into a new outfit—” “Ding! System will now enter maintenance and upgrade mode. Estimated downtime: unknown. Host is advised not to dismantle the device.” Xie Zhaozhao: “???” Fine. Mission failed, system ran away, and before she could even die a cannon-fodder death, the whole plot collapsed first. Just as she was ready to lie flat and rot, the constables came knocking. “By imperial decree, the Xie family is found guilty of colluding with the enemy. All assets are to be confiscated!” Xie Zhaozhao froze for a second. And just like that—their entire household got cleaned out. Even the cooking pots were taken. Xie Zhaozhao: “…” So the system vanished, and the male lead’s affection score went back to zero—fine. But now she was dragging along a bunch of concubines, noble-born young ladies, her own mother, and her maid, fleeing like refugees to a half-collapsed, abandoned shack at the far edge of the village. A dozen women sharing one pot of porridge. Xie Zhaozhao stared at the few lonely grains of rice floating in the pot, lost in thought. She took a deep breath, turned to the teary-eyed women sitting at the table, and declared: “It’s alright. We still have our hands and feet!” Her mother sobbed softly, “But we don’t have land…” Xie Zhaozhao looked off into the distance. “Then we’ll rent some!” “No seeds.” “Then we’ll buy them!” “No money.” “…” Xie Zhaozhao gritted her teeth. “Then we’ll owe it first!” ** Three days later, Xie Zhaozhao was really out in the fields, hoe in hand, leading a bunch of pampered “noble ladies” to clear the land. On day one, the maid Xiaotao’s skin peeled from sunburn. On day two, her mother twisted her ankle hoeing the soil. On day three, they finally got their crops planted. On day four, every single sprout was rooted up and eaten by Old Man Wang’s pigs from the village. Xie Zhaozhao stormed off to confront Old Man Wang, only to be met with a sneer and a flick of his trouser leg: “Your family doesn’t even own a pig, and you think you can farm? Might as well plant your veggies straight into my pig’s mouth!” Xie Zhaozhao came back, pulled out their last 500 copper coins, and went straight to the market—returning with a limp little piglet. Everyone: “Miss… this pig looks crippled…” Xie Zhaozhao: “Lame or not, it’s ours! Next time someone messes with our field, our pig’s going to mess up theirs first!” She looked at the small patch of barren land in front of the dilapidated courtyard, her gaze firm: “From now on, forget the male lead. We’re going to grow the priciest cabbages in the empire and rake in silver from every noblewoman in the capital!” —Assuming, of course, the pig doesn’t wreck the field again tomorrow.

The book follows two main characters: one driven by the desire to become a god to seek revenge for his friend's death, while the other seeks to kill the gods to avenge her mother. As their paths intertwine, they embark on a journey filled with twists and challenges, exploring themes of power, vengeance, and the consequences of playing with divine forces. Their conflicting motivations create a gripping narrative that explores the depths of human ambition and the price of seeking justice in a world ruled by gods.

The clock ticked past midnight, each second echoing like a hammer in the hollow silence of the apartment. Rain lashed against the windows, the storm outside mirroring the tempest brewing in Emily’s chest. She sat rigid on the couch, her fingers digging into the upholstery, eyes fixed on the door. David’s keys jingled in the lock, his laughter—warm and carefree—seeping through the wood before he did. He stumbled in, tie askew, the sharp tang of bourbon on his breath. But it wasn’t the alcohol that made her stomach churn. It was the cloying sweetness of jasmine perfume clinging to his collar—a scent that didn’t belong to her. “Where have you been?” Emily’s voice trembled, though she’d rehearsed the question a hundred times in her head. David froze, his smile dissolving. “Work ran late. You know how it is.” “Work ends at six, David. It’s *midnight*.” She stood, her legs unsteady. “And since when do you wear lipstick to the office?” His hand flew to the smudge of crimson on his white sleeve—a shade too bold, too *alive* for the muted tones of their marriage. His face hardened. “You’re imagining things.” “Am I?” She stepped closer, the jasmine scent now suffocating. “Or is it *Jane* from accounting? The one who ‘just needs your help’ every time I call?” His laugh was a cold blade. “You’re paranoid. Always picking fights—” “Paranoid?” Her voice cracked. “You haven’t touched me in months! You come home smelling like *her*, lying to my face—” “Enough!” He slammed his fist on the table, a vase rattling. “I’m tired of your nagging! What do you even do all day? Sit here and wait to accuse me?” The words struck deeper than any slap. Emily’s breath hitched. “I gave up my career for you. For *us*—” “Us?” He sneered. “There *is* no ‘us.’ Just you, digging through my things like a desperate—” She didn’t see his hand move. The crack of his palm against her cheek split the air, her head snapping sideways. She stumbled, clutching the wall as the taste of copper bloomed on her tongue. David loomed over her, his eyes wild, foreign. “You… you pushed me to this,” he hissed, grabbing his coat. “Clean yourself up. You’re pathetic.” The door slammed. Emily slid to the floor, tears mingling with the blood on her lip. Outside, thunder roared. But beneath the pain, a spark ignited—a flicker of defiance. Her gaze landed on the shattered vase, its jagged pieces glinting in the lamplight. *Pathetic.* The word echoed, twisting into a vow. She would rise. Not for him. Not for “us.” But to make him regret the day he underestimated the woman he’d reduced to ashes. -**Chapter One: The Scent of Betrayal (Continued)** The air hung thick with venom. David’s chest heaved, his earlier bravado fraying at the edges. Emily wiped her bleeding lip with the back of her hand, her eyes blazing. “You think Jane *wants* you?” she spat, her voice a razor. “Or does she just pity the man who needs to steal confidence from a bottle and affairs to feel alive?” David’s jaw twitched. “Shut up.” “Why? Because it’s true?” She laughed, cold and sharp. “You’re a cliché, David. A middle-aged fraud in a tailored suit. Even your *precious* promotion—did you earn it, or did you cry your way into it like you did when your father called you a disappointment?” He lunged forward, but she sidestepped, her words relentless. “Jane must be desperate. Or blind. Tell me, does she know you couldn’t even—” “I said *shut up*!” he roared, his composure crumbling. “Couldn’t even *what*?” she taunted, stepping closer. “Finish a sentence? A marriage? Or is that why you’re so bad in—” The slap exploded like a gunshot. Emily’s head whipped sideways, her body crumpling to the floor. The world blurred—a kaleidoscope of shattered glass and spinning shadows. Her cheek burned, but worse was the silence that followed, broken only by her shaky breaths.

Nobody knows where they came from. Their whereabouts have even less in the way of answers and theories. Answers, and Theories. That's all they are. All they want you to know. We all believed the last of the druids went out with the last purge our queen did. Something she does to cleanse the land of magic. In her words, only she could possess it. But the druids didn't go out. Not when the vines swirl around the royal guard, thorns pricking the skin deep enough to bleed. Pirates. Pirates are a threat. The land isn't safe, but neither are the seas. Not with their self appointed queen, Lull. Not with sea monsters at her beck and call. A demigod rising to divinity, her way paved with the blood of thousands. For weeks, the rivers ran red, the valley grass stained copper-crimson. And now, the kindly queen Divina has gone mad. The woods are as dark as her soul. Watch your back.

In a world where demons farm and humans wage holy wars, one farmer's biggest problem is getting his pregnant wife to stop bringing him lunch. Sadrahan Hamashi's concerns are simple: fixing his rusty hoe and making sure his recently pregnant wife Lamash doesn't work too hard—though she keeps ignoring his protests. For thousands of years, demons like him have peacefully farmed these crimson fields, trading copper rings with human merchants. But now a new kingdom rises, one that makes entire demon villages vanish without a trace. As old allies turn hostile and ancient powers stir beneath his soil-stained hands, Sadrahan will discover why human ancestors chose cooperation over conquest. Sometimes the difference between a farmer and a demon lord is just one bad day—and Sadrahan's having a very bad day.

What if a simple copper plate held the key to unimaginable wealth and power? Ryan Carter, a struggling young man in a bustling city, leads an ordinary life—until the day a bloodstained copper plate awakens a mysterious system in his mind. The Appraisal System gives him the ability to see hidden values in artifacts, antiques, and treasures that others overlook. From flea markets to high-stakes auctions, Ryan’s journey from a broke shelf stocker to a legendary treasure hunter is packed with twists, suspense, and jaw-dropping moments. He uncovers ancient relics, unearths forgotten secrets, and challenges powerful elites who will stop at nothing to control the treasures of the world. From zero to legend, this is the story of a man who turns every step into gold.

As soon as Zhao Huai opened his eyes, he realized that he had become the last crown prince of the Great Yan Dynasty. However, he wasn't excited about it because the Great Yan Dynasty had already perished. In the current world, the New Dynasty reigned supreme. He had fled south and settled down, becoming a small pawnshop owner. From being the crown prince of the Great Yan Dynasty to an unknown pawnshop owner, the only thing Zhao Huai could rely on was a golden copper coin he received when he first transmigrated here. By flipping the coin, he could receive instructions in his mind, know the outcome of things, and predict the fortune and misfortune he would face. In front of you is a mysterious ring. Do you accept it? The instruction you receive is "fortune." You accept the ring and obtain the destiny of "Good Fortune." In front of you is a marriage proposal. Do you agree to marry her? The instruction you receive is "misfortune." You choose to marry her and obtain the destiny of "Divine Insight." In the chaos caused by demons and monsters in the Central State, you have achieved great cultivation. Do you want to emerge from seclusion? The instruction you receive is "fortune." You defeat the demon lord with a single sword, shaking the world, and obtain the destiny of "Sword Saint." As the New Dynasty was established, its foundation was unstable. Demons and monsters caused disturbances, and people's hearts were unsettled. The world was filled with countless bones, and small countries were on the brink of collapse. Foreign tribes on the border were watching closely. Even in this prosperous era, there were countless plagues. This was a world where cultivation was revered, and Zhao Huai knew that only by becoming an immortal could he protect himself. While the former officials of the Great Yan Dynasty were searching everywhere for the heir of the former dynasty, attempting to restore the nation and continue the imperial legacy of the Great Yan Empire, Zhao Huai said, "Restoring the nation? It'll not be too late for me to do that after I become an immortal."

"What is luck? Is walking to pick up money lucky? Does buying a lottery ticket guarantee a jackpot win? Qin Yun picked up a copper coin and activated the wealth luck system. 'The balance has reached 10,000, and you can open a first-level wealth gathering array each month. To open a second-level wealth-gathering array, you need a balance of 1 million.'"

The auctioneer pointed at Satoshi and said, "Well, what we have here is a rare sight, a scrawny northerner. He can help with household chores or, if you have strange fetishes, he's a worthless bastard you won't hesitate to whip!" "Hey!!" Satoshi's shout was cut short by the whip, and he screamed in a high-pitched voice, "Ouch!" Getting whipped again, he bit his lip and fell silent. "As you can see, it's quite enjoyable to whip him. Now, let's start the bidding at 5 silver." "501 copper!" shouted a 5-year-old girl with a sadistic smile on her face. The auctioneer intervened and said, "Miss, we can't increase by such small amounts—" "501.5 copper!" came from a red-haired 6-year-old lady. One of the auction participants thought aloud, "Where the hell did you find half a copper?!" The kid beside the 'dark-featured' guy said, "501.6 copper!" and smiled as if an angel was shining on him. The auctioneer was bewildered and said, "Ehmm... uhhh... Anyway, going for 501.7 copper, once, twice..." The child shouted angrily, "I said 501.6, you deaf jerk! Are you fucking trying to rip me off, you fucking pig! You piece of shit! Hey don’t look at the floor, look at me! You FAT FUCK!!!!" The auctioneer was stunned and was about to speak when the child yelled at the top of his lungs, "SON OF A BITCH!!" *Satoshi* Ahh... You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, everything started the day I fucking died... Additional tag: Parody

After Yun Xiao's death, his soul flew into the sky, and he was shocked to find that the vast world he had lived in for sixteen years was shaped like a tomb! Under the tomb is an ancient copper coffin, as big as the sea, with a demonic aura, all the land is a piece of loess on the coffin, and trillions of living people are actually multiplying in the tomb soil! Inside the huge coffin is a fairy corpse with eyes like hell, mouth like hell, hair like a dragon, and body like a million mountains. I don't know where the immortal gods have been sleeping here forever! The youth's wronged soul is immortal, escaped into the immortal corpse and was reborn. Using the Tianzhu of the world as the sword, and the floating continent as the talisman, one person and one coffin will kill through the immortal road and pass through the heavens to prove the truth! (Disclaimer I don't own any of the characters and book elements. This is a english translation of a Chinese novel.)

When I was suddenly transported to a strange new world filled with swords, magic, and mythical creatures, I thought I had won the ultimate lottery. But instead of being gifted with godly powers or becoming a legendary hero, I received... a grocery store system? Yup, you heard that right. With nothing but a magical interface and a stock of everyday items from Earth—rice, instant noodles, sodas, and snacks—I found myself in the middle of a rural village where people were still trading with coins made of copper and animals. It turns out, modern groceries are much more valuable in a medieval world than I expected. From humble beginnings, I became the owner of the world’s only modern convenience store, selling everything from toothpaste to frozen pizza to enchanted knights and curious wizards. Little did I know, this "simple" shop would bring me fame, fortune, and even danger, as the nobility, royalty, and secret organizations fought over control of my magical wares. As my business grows, I learn more about this mysterious world and its hidden power struggles. Can I survive being just a grocery guy in a world filled with magic and monsters? And will my knowledge of Earthly products help me change the balance of power in this strange new realm?

It’s the 3rd of March of the Immortal Martial era. Under the Sect Leader’s unremitting efforts, the Qingyun Dao Sect finally welcomes its eighth disciple, Ye Ping. In order to make Ye Ping stay and to earn his respect, everyone in the sect resorts to all sorts of tricks to deceive him. They boast and pretend to be peerless Sword Dao experts, geniuses in cultivation, alchemy, refinement, divination, alchemy arrays, treasure appraising, and sons of destiny. For the sake of maintaining the image of geniuses, they teach Ye Ping all sorts of nonsensical things. They make Ye Ping try to gain an epiphany out of a random sword mark. They take out a random big pot and make Ye Ping refine supreme-grade pills with it. They take out a random copper coin and make Ye Ping deduce the ultimate heavenly secret. They initially hope to just delay the time that Ye Ping discovers the truth so that he would stay in the sect for a while longer. However, to their surprise, their new little Junior Brother… manages to learn everything.