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Meng Xi'er had been pursuing Lu Yebai for ten years, only to be thoroughly overlooked by him. Just as she was about to give up completely, he suddenly had a realization!

She was framed by her sister and accidentally had a one-night stand with him. Later, he found various unreasonable excuses to force her to live with him. To seek revenge, she reluctantly agreed. "I...I thought you were gay!" She slowly retreated to the corner of the wall. "I thought you already knew the answer to that question that night," he said, emphasizing the word "that night". Later, to get a celebrity's headline news, she secretly sneaked into a grand engagement banquet. However... "Everyone, this is my fiancée." He said to the guests, holding her waist. Upon hearing this, her stepmother and sister were both stunned. With his help and her own efforts, she thought she was going to live a happy life. However, her company suddenly had a new boss... "You! You eat my food, live in my house, sleep with me, and how dare you deduct my salary!" "What about that night you slept with me and only gave me $50?" He said. She thought to herself: How could a billionaire be so petty about just $50! She would definitely divorce! Six years later... "Mommy! This uncle said he'll be our daddy if we pay him just $50! Should we get him?" "Mommy! I agree with that!"

Before I begin a lengthy synopsis, let me stop you here. All characters in this story are purely fictional and any resemblance whether of name or description is purely coincidental. All of it is a creation of my sick imagination. ~~ Five times a day... A lot can be done five times a day... For some, a hobby... For some, work... For some, love... But for me, five times a day holds an entirely different meaning. Why? "Your son has a condition called Hyperspermia. He needs to ejaculate to relieve its conditions." That's why!!! ~~~ Hello, everyone. I'm Ero_writer_69. I had to abandon my first work due to a motorcycle injury which left me with no choice but to stop writing. But, while you lay in a bed for almost four months, a lot of new ideas come to mind. This is one of those ideas and I hope you guys like it as well. I still have trouble writing from my left hand so I might not be able to keep this novel up regularly but I will sure as hell do my best. Enough about this... Read up! .... .... Oh, and I'm not telling you what to expect. Just know that I hate NTR with my life and there won't be any of it in it. Other than that, read it to find out what's in it. As for art, I haven't really created a discord yet. I have commissioned a creator for some but I won't be able to provide them before 50-70 chapter, so don't ask. Or ask... for all I care.

The story of a man I, lollife, met in my dream a story that starts with the ending and ends with the beginning

[AI Art for Most of the Main Cast will be Uploaded in P@treon and some Preview Pics in Webnovel.] (AI Art for Christine in Cover Picture.[My Creation]) ~~ 6 Times a Day (6TaD) is a story centers around a male high school student named Alan Plummer, who starts off as an awkward young man. Unbeknownst to him, his mother's best friend and neighbor lusts after him and concocts a phony medical diagnosis that requires him to have six orgasms a day, in order to seduce him. Things don't go quite as she plans and a chain of events and circumstances results in an increasing number of gorgeous women finding themselves 'helping' him with his "medical treatments." **Not my Own Novel, but found on SPACER X Website which is down nowadays.. thus i am re-editing and re-posting this novel which i have greatly enjoyed..If the Original Author wants to take down this publication, pls pm me at chufeng.a@gmail.com** Otherwise Have Fun Reading this Novel you Bit$$es. Since i am editing this you expect a good update speed.. ------------ TAGS: HAREM, INCEST, TEACHER, NURSE, SEDUCTION, NTR (The Old Novel had some but I am dedicated to REMOVE them, If you find some which I missed, please mention the CHAPTER NO), SlowBurn ------------ Edit: Small amount of netorare has been mentioned by the readers, which the team is looking into, we haven't crossed that threshold,IF THERE IS NETORARE, THEN Read at your own risk, as it mostly woman seducing her son[ Acording to the readers, and i am not pushing myself to read ahead as it time consuming and not worth it] . If you are not into this categories, THIS IS A FREE NOVEL I AM PUBLISHING DURING MY FREE TIME, NOBODY IS FUCKIN FORCING YOU TO READ THIS NOVEL, SO STOP FUCKING GIVING 1 STAR REVIEWS WHEN I HAVE CLEARLY MENTIONED THE TAGS AND STORYLINE YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS.. P.S Thanks for all the Loyal Readers who have followed this novel from the beginning........Much Love...!! **/////////////////////////////** Please consider Donating however much you can to support me to keep this novel going. Every Little Donation counts. Other Works: Detective Conan: Harem begins with Kisaki Eri One Piece: Conquest of Love and Power ----------------------------- patreon.com/SnakeEmpress paypal.me/SnakeEmpress buymeacoffee.com/snakeempress [Consider becoming a P@treon and enjoy a minimum of 100+ chapters ahead.] **/////////////////////////////**

Aryan can go to the past. So he tried to save his Love Sonia over and over. But every time he tries to change, he fails. Will he succeed? It's a journey of Aryan to save his love.

A love story filled with passion, promises, and heartbreak. Tina and Joe fight their own battles while holding onto each other-until broken promises push one of them to the edge. When love is tested beyond its limits, will they find a way back or lose each other forever? Some promises heal, others destroy. Are you ready to find out which ones last?

"You are dead." said God to high school student Yuuji Takahashi shortly after he was murdered by an unknown person on his way home. Yuuji met God shortly after his death and was granted the opportunity to get reincarnated. He accepted it and woke up in a totally new world. A fantasy world! His life in this world doesn't last long, because on the same day Yuuji was murdered again, but he got one more and at the same time his last chance and got reincarnated by God for the second time. Now Yuuji has only one thing in his mind. To find his murderer! NOTE: My English is not the greatest and sometimes I tend to use the help of translators or people in order to bring the best quality and as human as possible reading experience to you all.

I always wondered if something broken can be fixed, like partly whole again. But no, that isn't how life is. It, if it were, would have been easier. My name is Amelia Lionheart, and I would like to tell you my story - that is, if you want to stay for more.

Princess Vittoria, voted to be the most beautiful woman of the century, one of the most intelligent, and already the fourth richest woman in the world. She had everything at her fingertips and men were more than happy to give her the world. She had more sugar daddies than a candy store and she was not planning to slow down anytime soon. But this time she had crossed the line for the last time. After running away from her fourth proposal her family had had enough. To get the unruly and rebellious Princess back on track they had arranged her marriage to Crowned Prince Campbell in less than three weeks! Her ex-lover and the man she constantly fantasied of killing was going to be her lawfully wedded husband and there nothing she could about it. Well that was if her ex-lovers would allow it…

Forged in the fire of insurrection, driven by ambition. The Blood Medal—a symbol of honor and loyalty—led Alex to the beer hall where a rebellion was set in motion, shaking the very foundations of Germany. He was not just a witness but a participant in the Putsch that made the Weimar Republic tremble—an event that would ignite an unprecedented transformation in the nation. But Alex is more than a soldier; he is a man destined to leave his mark. His goal? Not just Germany. Not just Europe. His sights are set on the entire world. Power isn’t about ideology—it’s about strategy. And technology will be his ultimate weapon. In the game of power, every choice comes at a cost. How far is he willing to go?

what happens when death is chosen by others a null with no choice and all with one what do we do? lets see

Warning: This story contains many dark adult themes. In a world on the path to destruction, a nameless orphan seeks his own future in a brutal world of magic and myth. After he is sought out to be adopted by a cursed Witch and reincarnated Kitsune, he is soon chosen to wield a Relic; magic weaponry of unbelievable power who chose their masters. Touji Himura must learn how to use this newfound strength and bear the burdens of what it means to become a hero. In this story everyone has their own past that shapes their present and future, from sole surviving Oni to an immortal mage that forgets all who die except those who perish by her hands. Authors Note: Chapters will often see touch ups and refinements over time. This is my first ever story, so I may stumble along the way. Please let me know of any mistakes I make In everlasting memory of Mark Richards.

The heroine appears to be an ordinary or inconspicuous character (such as a dismissed wife or a seemingly fragile woman), but in reality, she possesses multiple hidden identities (“masks”), such as a top expert in a certain field, a key figure in a mysterious organization, or a hidden powerhouse in industries like business, art, or technology. As the story unfolds, these identities are gradually revealed, while her relationship with the male lead (or other important characters) deepens and evolves. Core Highlights: Multiple Identity Reversals: The heroine continuously sheds her “masks,” and each revelation shocks those around her, filling the plot with surprises. Satisfying Power Fantasy: The heroine is strong and independent, using her abilities to humiliate antagonists, providing a highly satisfying and empowering reading experience. Romantic Development: The relationship between the male and female leads progresses from misunderstandings to mutual trust. The male lead may also have hidden identities, leading to a powerful partnership between the two. Light-hearted and Humorous: The plot moves at a brisk pace, infused with humor and sweet, heartwarming moments, making for an enjoyable and relaxing read.

this is just a random book idea I had, I just want to push myself out there and get critique

This is the story of a man who lived without friends, without family, and without attachments. He was an ordinary man, unnoticed by the world, living in complete solitude. But one day, everything changed. During an accident, he saved a girl’s life—a girl who wasn’t just anyone. She was Lia Everhart, the most stunning beauty in the city and the daughter of a prestigious, powerful family. From that moment, her heart belonged to him. "You saved my life, so my whole life belongs to you." But he rejected her. "You will not be happy as my wife." She refused to back down. She would do anything for him. And in the end, he accepted her love. But their marriage had to be a secret. She came from an influential family, while he was just a nobody. Or at least… that’s what she thought. Because behind his quiet and ordinary life, he carried many identities—ones that could shake the entire world. And soon, she would realize… her husband was never meant to be ordinary.

What is the meaning of life? other than to walk? this personal message emphasises the purpose and worth of questions, why should you ask?

Traden, is a ordinary boy just like many others. In a city within the Sky Piercing Empire he lives his life. But as he goes through his childhood he realizes something. In the end he will die, just like everyone else. He came to the conclusion that the goal of life is death itself, and how he reaches that goal is up to him. That brings up the question. How will he live and how will he die?

Fourteen-year-old Gordon has always dreamed of being a hero. Despite being an orphan, he finds joy and comfort in the company of his non-biological sister, Edith. One day, while immersed in his favorite hero comic, *Light Spear,* in the school library, Gordon is jolted into action when he sees Edith cornered by high school bullies outside. Fueled by anger and determination, he rushes to her aid, grabbing their attention by hurling rocks. The confrontation quickly escalates into a frantic chase, leading Gordon into a narrow alley with no escape in sight. Desperately seeking a way out, he spots an open door and darts inside, only to find himself plunging into an unexpected and mysterious fall, spiraling into the unknown... This thrilling journey marks the beginning of Gordon's adventure, where his dreams of heroism will be put to the ultimate test.

Hoshino Renji, seorang siswa SMA biasa yang menjalani hidup santai tanpa banyak drama. Tapi semua berubah ketika Lilith Nocturne, murid pindahan misterius, tiba-tiba muncul di sekolahnya—dan lebih parahnya lagi, dia ternyata seorang vampir! Lilith awalnya cuma punya satu tujuan: menghisap darah Renji. Tapi rencananya gagal total. Bukan cuma gagal, dia malah terjebak dalam kehidupan sekolah yang penuh kehebohan bersama Renji dan teman-temannya. Di antara tugas sekolah, persahabatan yang kocak, dan rahasia yang perlahan terbongkar, hubungan mereka mulai berubah. Apakah Lilith akan tetap pada niat awalnya, atau malah menemukan sesuatu yang lebih manis dari sekadar darah?

Summary of Building a Civil Engineering Empire in Ancient Times Author: I Am Just a Landscape Guy Synopsis: Zhao Hao, a modern civil engineer, suddenly finds himself transported to an ancient empire plagued by floods, corruption, and poor infrastructure. Armed with his engineering knowledge and modern management skills, he gradually earns the trust of the locals and implements innovative water conservancy projects. Starting from the small city of Qingyang, Zhao Hao reforms drainage systems, builds sturdy roads, and introduces efficient construction techniques. However, his rise to prominence attracts both allies and enemies within the imperial court. As he navigates political struggles, battles corrupt officials, and wins the hearts of the people, he realizes that engineering alone is not enough—he must master the art of governance. With the emperor’s recognition, Zhao Hao is appointed as the nation’s Water Conservancy Commissioner, tasked with implementing large-scale infrastructure reforms. His efforts transform the empire’s economy, improve living conditions, and stabilize society, leaving a lasting impact on history. Themes: • Engineering and Innovation – Applying modern construction knowledge in a primitive society. • Political Intrigue – Navigating the treacherous waters of imperial bureaucracy. • Social Reform – Improving people’s lives through practical governance. • Personal Growth – From an ordinary engineer to a key figure in history. This novel is a thrilling blend of historical fiction, kingdom-building, and political strategy, showcasing how one man’s expertise can reshape an entire civilization.

! Story Not Mine ! :D Author | Jiàng Zi Bèi The cousin that Jing Huan has been closest to since he was a child was labelled as “the other woman” in a certain popular online game: only after devoting herself did she know that the other party was a jerk with a girlfriend. After several days of being bullied online by people in the game, his cousin went abroad in a fit of anger and sorrow. Jing Huan couldn’t take this lying down; he decided to take revenge for his cousin using the same method as that guy – buy a character in game and kill that slag guy thousands of times online. With his strength and skill as the Great God when the game was first launched, wouldn’t he be able to kill that guy and force him to quit the server in minutes?! He went online, eager to fight, but made a discovery after conducting a round of investigations — this slag guy was the number one DPS server-wide, number one on the expert ranking list, number one on the wealth ranking list, number one on the popularity ranking list, and number one on the fame ranking list. Conclusion: Can’t screw him over. Jing Huan felt despondent. He was just about to give up when he personally witnessed his dormmate’s online relationship end right after meeting each other in real life. The other party had sent fake photos and changed their voice, and had even cheated him of his money, triggering his dormmate so much that he was almost admitted to a hospital. Jing Huan felt enlightened as a sudden realisation dawned on him. After comforting his roommate, he moved the high-priced voice changer back to his rented house overnight.

Title: The Unstoppable General: Rise of the Nanyang Empire Synopsis: Modern-day military prodigy, Tang Xiaoming, finds himself transported to an alternate 1949 on the planet Lanxing. Reborn as the son of the "Southwestern King" of the Great Xia nation, he awakens with a powerful War God System at his fingertips. When crisis strikes, he takes command of the 100,000-strong Southwestern Army and leads a sweeping campaign across the southern continent, uniting the fractured lands under the banner of Great Xia. With unmatched strategy and unyielding resolve, Tang Xiaoming establishes the mighty Nanyang Empire. But his ambitions don’t stop there. When the Great Eagle Nation threatens the world, he steps onto the global stage, achieving an unbroken streak of victories in the War Against the Eagle. As alliances shift and old powers crumble, Tang Xiaoming rallies neighboring nations to ignite the S3 Season—a global conflict that reshapes the world order. From the battlefields of Southeast Asia to the heartlands of Europe, the Nanyang Empire rises as a dominant force, commanding the five continents and four oceans. This is the story of a man who defies fate, a general who rewrites history, and an empire that reshapes the world.