Funniest Orphan Jokes

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Bruised and abused... Life had never been kind to him. Evan, an orphan, was adopted only to serve as a means to accomplish his blood-sucking parents' goals. Just as he was trying to break free from their grasp, his parents offended a celebrity, resulting in them being ganged up on by the celebrity's fans. If all those hardships weren't enough, God played another joke with him. [It's evident that your life is quite sad. The main reason behind your misfortunes lies with your parents, so take these steps to free yourself from your suffering.] [Quest: Kill your parents within the stipulated time] - Assets amounting to 1 billion dollars Time left: 00:00:59 "Damn, are you threatening me? Want me to kill others and become a criminal on the very first task? I reject it. Let's see what you can do." And in the next second, he found himself pushed over the railing and falling down. He thought he would die but... [The Host has passed the test.]

Do you know that feeling, when you're just fed up with everything, and want to run away and leave it all behind? Maybe even travel to another universe and explore other dimensions and realities. Wouldn't that be sick? There would be so many more options to achieve happiness or even find true love. OR you could committ every crime known to man, and get revenge on everyone that hurt you before, and their versions in other universes, because you feel like it. Let's see what Ethan decides, and if the 'no consequences' thing is really true. Because as we know, everything has a price... (trigger warning: really bad jokes, cuss words and choatic magicians!)

FIRST BOOK A little orphan girl who lives in the Barrel Zone, a place where slaves and criminals reside. «A dystopian theme story about an orphan girl who's looking for her real self while fighting against people in power» WARNING ⟩ Includes Graphic words ⟩ Sexual Harassment ⟩ Bullying ⟩ Weapons ⟩ Gore Author Notes: This story is only fiction only, and not factual. It cannot apply in real life. Visit Wattpad and search "Pink Punk" for latest updates Will update once a week! Pardon my English! Have fun reading

Ye Mo is an orphan, barely remembering his parents everyday is a fight for survival. In a world where the strong rule and the weak comply fortune will strike and change his destiny forever.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HEIR AND HEIRESS OF TWO ENEMIES COMPANY GET MARRIED? ALBEIT BY A SICK JOKE OF FATE? ESPECIALLY ONES WITH AN HISTORY? All Theodosia wanted to do was get married for duty. Never did she think she`ll be getting married to her ex lover of ten years ago, who happens to be her greatest enemy!!! hell in handbasket

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

A 16 year old orphan journeys to find her relatives, a cursed jewel, and a missing part of her...and just might save everyone from gloom and despair.

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

When the fate of the world is thrust into the hands of an orphan, she has no choice but to take life by the horns and accept who or rather what she is... join or MC on her journey to save the honour of her people

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

Tanya, eighteen, has never seen the kind of life handed to her. Because of the hatred and lies her stepmother, Brianna, told about her, she fights from the start to be liked by the members of her pack. Tanya may access superpowers that no one else has by following the directions of her Grandpa, who transmigrated and reincarnates. Tanya becomes swept away and was abducted by the Alpha of the Blue Moon Pack, Alpha Horus, who feels threatened by her superpowers. Alpha Horus was a tyrant and brutal ruler. Tanya soon discovers that she possesses the intrinsic power to shape-shift into a beautiful werewolf. She makes him fall in love with her intrinsic power. What would the outcome of Alpha Horus' wish be? Will he be able to set aside his desire for power?

an orphan becomes a pawn in the underworld and only have his system to rely on just to survive the cruelty of the world he had to push beyond his limits and protect those he loved from extinction read to find out the rest

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

In the world where elementals power like fire,water,air,earth and lighting are controlled by rival factions,Tnahsus ,an orphan from lalpur village from forgotten continent discover he can wield all elemental power.

Here you know about never to give up in life as an orphan,

Jay had always seemed like an ordinary young man—an orphan, one day he got fired from his job and got dumped by his girlfriend . For making end meets he started as drivio driver .After his First ride he gets a negative review and at that moment he gets a system which gives him a lot of wealth and luxury and everything he needs. But was jay really an orphan or something mysterious was happening around him , read negative review system and read for yourself what Jay's story holds.

It had been 200 years since the world as we know it was destroyed, and 5 billion people died. Dimensional cracks called gates opened all over the world, and monsters flowed in like an unending tide. No modern weapon worked on those beasts. Humanity was defeated and on the run in just a month. Then, people called hunters emerged, people with immense power. Those people started to push back and created safe locations, which in the future turned into walled cities that guarded the remaining humans. In one of these cities, an orphan child named Lucas Guan exists. In this life, he is looked down upon and abused by the adults all his life. When he manages to become a hunter, he thinks his life is turning around, but even then, fate slaps him again with a useless ability, turning him into a joke again. Later, he learns about his past life as an immortal cultivator, and his life, for the first time, starts to go in the direction he wants. A/N: This is inspired by the concepts of Korean hunter novels and Chinese immortal cultivation novels. English is not my first language, so please tell me ıf you find a mistake, and I will try fixing it. This is a slow-burning story, so you have been warned.

Prince Alaric of Ravendale has always lived a charmed life, wielding power and wealth with no sense of humility. Wicked, proud, and nearly unredeemable, he’s known for his haughty disregard for anyone beneath his station. But fate takes an unexpected turn when he meets Aveline, a poor orphan in his kingdom, who challenges his worldview and ultimately captures his heart. Their journey together is filled with moments of hilarity, tension, heartbreak, and redemption, showing that love can blossom in the most unlikely of hearts.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

I think I have an obsession for rabbits, fussy tailed, always curious, never stopping running all over the place, rabbits… Then one day as a joke, I decided to call my partner, for life, Bunny Barlow….. Him, calling me Bunny Rose…. Mrs Bunny Rose Barlow…..

Blake is an orphan who lives in the Hana village orphanage. With no knowledge of who his parents are. Whether they are alive or not Blake decides to set out to explore the world. And the only way to do that is to awaken a soul spirit and become a Soul Master. From a quick-witted orphan kid to a terrifying Soul Master, follow the journey of Blake Ember in Soul-Spirit Ascension. Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/lazarus898

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

A story about a guy who is pretty much stays in the house all day. A story about a guy who is really boring. A story about a guy who is just a dumbass. Would you hear his stories? Would you laugh at his lame jokes?( Tf u mean No!) Gimme your hand and join us in a really boring journey.

Edward reluctantly marries Sara, fulfilling his mother's wishes, but his heart belongs to Jessica. After his mother's passing, Edward plans to divorce Sara, until a tragic accident leaves him paralyzed. Abandoned by Jessica, Sara selflessly cares for Edward, and they eventually find love. However, their happiness is short-lived, as Sara is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Edward hides the truth, wanting to spare her pain, but Sara knows her fate and chooses to cherish their final moments together. As Sara's time runs out, Edward must confront his past mistakes and the depth of his feelings for her. In a heart-wrenching climax, Sara passes away, leaving Edward to pick up the pieces and realize the true meaning of love and loss.