Money Must Be Funny

[Warning: Mature content, lemons, comedy, MILFs, Netori, and a villainous protagonist!] _____ [Ding! Congratulations, Villain! Your survival chance is 0.01% unless you NTR every hidden boss in this world. Start now or perish!] ..... James Tanner’s life could be summed up in one word: boring. After barely a week of being a rookie cop, he met his end courtesy of a speeding red sports car. But death wasn’t the end. It was just the beginning. When James woke up, he found himself in Aurendral, inhabiting the body of a rich young master who had spent years blind due to a mysterious condition. Fortunately, the blindness vanished when James merged with the body, leaving him with perfect vision—and one massive headache. [Ding! Issuing First Death Mission: NTR the hidden boss in this region within 90 days… or perish.] What choice did he have? Forced into the role of a scheming villain, James Tanner was about to shatter conventions, steal hearts, and become the strongest and most fearsome seducer this world had ever known. Because if he was going to be a villain, he might as well be the best. [Note: MC takes other guys' women, they don't take his.]

I’m a proud NEET who’s devoured every romance novel, manga, webtoon, and otome game out there. Just when I thought I’d conquered it all, a black bunny appeared in my dream. “Congrats! You’ve been chosen to help villains win across multiple worlds!” “Like a game?” “Uh . . . sure.” “Great, I’m in!” And just like that, I became an agent of the Villain System. Time to rewrite some happily-ever-afters—villain style. **[NOTE!]** This novel features multiple short arcs, each exploring different tropes such as ancient China, the modern world, beasts, werewolves, vampires, fantasy, idol groups—you name it! The twist? Each arc focuses on our MC making the villain (male) triumph over the male and female leads. The story is written primarily in 2nd and 3rd person POV for a dynamic and immersive experience.

For the crimes he commited, Theo was executed by the exile to the outlands, beyond the limits of human civilization, where the S-rank monsters reigned supreme. Yet, rather than feeling despair, guilt or anything else... Theo was excited. He had no memory of comitting any of the crimes he was sentenced for. Or, to be more precise, he had no memory of doing anything in this world other than sitting in the prison-coach as it drove to the edge of the civilization. And how could he not, with the system prompt hanging out in the corner of his vision, promising to activate only once he set foot in the outlands? Turn the world into blocks... and mine them out. Craft whatever your heart desire. Construct, automate, explore and exploit! But when you hear the boss music kick in... Do you run, or do you stand your ground and fight?! And what if, while you play minecraft... Others play game of thrones?

God above all. A story of two youngsters who were originally match makedfrom heaven. Louis was a child who was sacrificed by his father to the devil inorder to get money for his heart surgery since his father was a poor man. Louis was to get married to a devil after he reach 24 years. Thanks to his mother's prayers God gave him a chance before reaching 24 he met a girl called Lucy who had to be his guardian against the evil. Later they separated because Louis was to be taken to his father's place before he reaches17years. After 10 years Louis got a girlfriend Sarah who never loved him but his money when Louis found about this he was shocked that he blamed God for this. n angel from heaven appeared to him and told him to go and find Lucy before he reaches his 24th birthday and get married to her. unfortunately Louis hadn't seen her for 10 years and he didn't know where she was,he decided to look for her in every corner of the world untill one day he found her in a terrible situation were she was being chased by two water demons which wanted to kill her before meeting Louis. at the same time the angel appeared and helped them to fight the demons. later he told them why they have to get married and told Lucy the cause of her sister's death was related to Louis' father. later the two got married but the evil did not stop to hunt them till the day they made Lucy half dead and told Louis to get married to the devil and they produce the child who will spread the evil all over the world. Louis had no choice but to agree inorder to save his love so he had to go under the lake to get married to the devil. fortunately the angel gave him a medallion which helped him to escape from the devil's hands at that time the agreement which was made by his father was already destroyed and his wife was also out of danger. the angel helped him to escape and took him to the heavens which was forbidden so the angel had to lose his power if being an angel and Louis had to return to earth to be with his lover.

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] ______________________________ [Ding! Matching is successful, the host obtains the sponsor system and starts the unlimited money mode.] [Ding! Please turn the bound female protagonist into your own simp. If the counterattack is successful, you will be rewarded with enhanced attribute points.] The system is possessed, and the loser's road to counterattack begins... ______________________________ [Things to be noted] 1. From the title, you should've guessed it already but let me tell you the story will be filled with many sexual adventures. So... you are welcome to enjoy them..... 2. However... don't expect MC to have sexual relations with every woman he meets. I'll be focusing on the story, and would 'Try' not to blindly throw sex scenes left and right. Important Note: If you enjoy the story then don't forget to vote your GTs, Power stones and also if you can, send some GIFTS too. This poor soul would appreciate it. Happy reading~ ________________

"The world’s not fair, but fairness doesn’t pay the bills. You don’t wait for a handout — you build your own damn ladder, one step at a time." Ethan Grey’s life was built on ambition, hard work, and hope — until a single accusation destroyed it all. Framed by his ruthless boss, Ethan loses his job, his reputation, and is left drowning in half a million dollars of debt. Cast aside by a society that thrives on crushing the weak, he’s at rock bottom with no way out. But in his darkest moment, something extraordinary happens. A mysterious system awakens, offering Ethan a second chance — but with rules. [Congratulations, You have awakened the Harem Investment System] It can’t make him rich overnight, and it won’t give him shortcuts. Instead, it points him toward physical investments: crumbling properties, broken-down machines, and forgotten treasures. Each one is a gamble, but with every success, the system rewards him with newfound skills and opportunities.

Kekuatan terkuat dalam pertempuran x pria di tahta tertinggi Ini adalah era di mana kecerdasan buatan menentukan arah kehidupan manusia. Musuh paling terkenal bagi Federasi, panglima tertinggi Komando Militer Navi, Adrian Yate, dan anggota dewan perwakilan termuda dari Dewan Tertinggi, Zhong Yan, dicocokkan oleh AI sebagai kandidat pernikahan yang paling optimal satu sama lain. Jika mereka menolak rekomendasi optimal AI, mereka harus membayar denda. Adrian: Buat apa aku membayar? Aku tidak punya uang, jadi enyahlah! Zhong Yan: Aku juga tidak punya uang. AI: Kalau denda tidak dibayar sesuai batas waktu, selamat atas penyatuan kalian.

She was an assassin, the princess of the witches, sent to marry the Vampire King with one purpose—to kill him and secure her clan’s victory in a war that has raged for centuries. He was Rhydian, the brooding king burdened by his father’s bloody legacy, forced into the alliance to protect his people from the looming Dragon Empire. Rhydian distrusts the witches, while Seraphina resents the vampires, but neither is prepared for the sparks that fly when they meet. As they face palace intrigues, ancient prophecies, and brewing rebellion, their hatred begins to shift into something neither expected—love. But their union comes at a price. With dark forces plotting to tear them apart and a greater danger threatening both their worlds, they must decide: will their love save their kingdoms or destroy them all? I won't call this enemies to lovers but it's kinda similar, I don't know yet if I'll make it slow burn, but we'll see as the see how this progresses. it will contain some R18 contents, I'll always highlight that for every chapter, so you can Skip of you want. Note: They are both cold hearted. so it might take a while for both of them to accept their feelings.

He thought for a moment and asked casually, "How long do you sleep every day now?" 　　Zhang Yu: “Five hours.” 　　The interviewer asked in surprise: "Five hours?" 　　"Since primary school, the average sleep duration of our students has never exceeded two hours a day. And the outstanding graduates of previous years basically did not sleep at all." 　　"You actually sleep five hours a day, which means you study three hours less than others. In nine years, the difference is nearly 10,000 hours..."

The prologue is optional. Summary: ========================== 'If that is your decision, then I acknowledge your choice. But remember - Try to survive until the timer hit's zero. You are free to live it how you want to. But do not try to run away from your fate. It will come back to bite you eventually.' A hero was fate's favored child with all the riches and beauties in the land. He was an ideal person to admire. But he was also a trouble magnet with a set fate. I did not want that life. A villain was someone who had a lot going for him in the story. But this role had it's own hardships and obstacles. A villain was fated to die a tragic death. I did not want that either. A mob was what suited me. To sit back and make my own choice, be it life or death. That was what I wanted from my new life. I wanted was to be free and be able to choose my own death. I wanted to live my life making my own decisions. So when I was asked to choose who I wanted to be in my next life, I knew my choice. I wanted to be the mob character. Hardly ever showed up and doing nothing for the plot were my idea plan for my new life. But of course, had I finished my novel I would never have chosen this character as my next reincarnation. ========================== Tage: Action, Adventure, weak to strong, magic, slice-of-life, character building, op side characters, politic, mythology, isekai, transmigration, betrayal? Romance will be there but very late and very light. You can read it as friendship if you want to for now. ========================== The cover image is not mine. All feedback will be appreciated.

mystery Island

As an orphan, Jared Hale had no one to rely on except himself. His poor status made him the center of mockery in his circle of classmates in his Academy days. He worked in a small store to sustain himself as he attended the Academy. Even though he struggles to survive on his own, he studies hard and maintains his grades without failing, and he's able to graduate without fail. But life is not as easy as it sounds. He still struggles even after years. But just when he was about to give up, a blessing struck down on him as the System recognized him as a host. Now Jared has a generous Money-Maker System. He is out to splurge on his wealth as he pleases and gets revenge on the people from his past.

[ Read my new novel : FAT BASTARD - The Goddess Made A Mistake Again ] What would you do when you're faced with the ultimate being that is by true right Omnipotent, Omnipresent, and Omniscience? What would you do when that very being tells you it will give you anything you ever wanted? And what would you do when the ultimate being, devoid of greed, gives you the power to generate INFINITE MONEY? This is the story of a boy who gets reincarnated in a new world filled with countless possibilities and dangerous beings. Now, with the power to generate INFINITE MONEY in his hands, how will he survive in this world? Will he be used by everyone else around him.... Or... ...will he buy them ALL? _________________________________ The guy in the poster is the future appearance of the Main Character. This is my first novel so expect some bumpy chapters in first few.

A young man named Alexander Ashbourne is looking for a job to support his studies. He applies to work as a waiter at a restaurant. The next day on his 18th birthday, a system appears that generates money simply by idling. This system also allows him to trade with beings from other worlds or even visit their realms. Watch as Alexander rises to fame across all the realms. [DeathlessOne: I just spotted this mortal, 'AlexanderTheGrate,' trying to trade his drink called Mountain Dew. I'm thinking of offering my Flame Sword for it.] [ShadowEternal: Wait, what’s a Mountain Dew?] [TimelessWanderer: Are you seriously considering trading your Emperor-grade sword for a mere drink?] [DeathlessOne: It’s not just any drink. The taste is out of this world, It's even better than the heavenly wine.] [ShadowEternal: {...}] [TimelessWanderer: {...}] [Everyone in the chat: {...}] [RichNigga: You know what, I’m in. I’ll trade my Gold Deluxe Armor just to see if this Mountain Dew is worth all the hype.]

"You died." That was what the mysterious figure told him, but then he was given a second chance for the good deeds that he did in his previous life. "Super Prodigal System!" "Cultivate to immortality by wasting as much money as you can!" For the former number one prodigal of Earth, this was the perfect system! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG

Have you heard of the 'Dark Forest Hypothesis'? It suggests that alien civilizations exist, but they remain silent—ever fearful of malevolent civilizations lurking in the cold, dead void. Salivating for just a sign of life. This apocalyptic nightmare seems to be Earth's reality, where we find ourselves subjugated and silenced. Yet, as if that wasn't cruel enough, calamitous black holes have emerged—ravenous, devouring our world. Within them dwell—once-venerated gods of myth, now twisted into entities hellbent on harvesting countless souls to sustain their existence. Fate is stirring... its instrument is none other than Azario Anagnostopoulos—who MUST KILL THE GODS. Want more? Keep in mind my chapters are on average 5k words(that's a lot!) but I'm uploading it into bits on this site so people don't think there's not much content out. Then check out the author's notes at the end of any chapter. I can't wait to see you there! ;)

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Aarya, a university student engrossed in gaming, encounters a mysterious website, freerpgonline.com. Despite skepticism, he explores it, winning skill points and purchasing intriguing in-game skills, including 'Internet' and 'Orgasm for Money.' As he clicks to play, his vision blurs, and he wakes up in an unfamiliar room, realizing he has transmigrated into a younger body. The story unfolds with Aarya grappling with his new reality and the unexpected challenges it brings. [Search Store ] Aarya simply thought about using the search option, and it opened up. "Hm, that's convenient," he thought, realising that he could utilise the interface without the need for physical touch or speech. "400471," he mentally commanded. https://discord.gg/VYpeADXd38

Miles Bennett, a 19-year-old pizza delivery boy, happened to deliver a custom-made love pizza on Valentine's Day to a regal home. Little did he know, his girlfriend Hanna would open the door with an elderly man gripping her waist lovingly. "You are such worthless trash, Miles!" Heartbroken, a screen flashed before this young man. [You are now the host of the 10x Modern Money System] [Starting with $10,000,000,000] [10× multiplier on income] [10× rebate on expenses] [Ding!] [First Mission Assigned!] [Details: Your heartless, wicked boss is on the brink of bankruptcy] [Action: Face-slap your boss, buy, and grow his pizza company to surpass McDonald's] [Reward: $10,000 and a 12-hour limited 30× rebate on expenses.] Miles clenched his fist and nodded with determination. "All who have looked down on me will pay!"

In this heartwarming and captivating romance, Be My Wifey takes readers on an emotional journey of love, trust, and second chances. Amara Collins is a strong-willed, independent woman who has sworn off relationships after a painful heartbreak. Focusing on her thriving career, she’s determined to avoid the distractions of romance. That is, until she crosses paths with Noah Bennett—a charming, successful entrepreneur who seems to have everything, except the one thing he truly desires: a lasting love. When a chance encounter brings them together, sparks fly, and Noah is immediately drawn to Amara’s spirit and beauty. Despite her reluctance, he’s determined to win her over. But Noah carries a secret—a family obligation that comes with a surprising proposal. In a twist of fate, he offers Amara an unconventional deal: pretend to be his fiancée for a few months to fulfill a family tradition, and in exchange, he’ll help her achieve a personal goal she's always dreamed of. Caught between logic and the undeniable chemistry they share, Amara agrees to the arrangement. But as they navigate the challenges of pretending to be a couple, feelings they never expected begin to surface, complicating their seemingly simple deal. With their hearts on the line and personal stakes rising, will they be able to separate fantasy from reality—or will their pretend love turn into something real? Be My Wifey is a heartfelt story about taking risks, opening up to love again, and discovering that sometimes, what starts as a game can lead to a lifetime of happiness.

After blind date failed, Liu Miao got bonded with ( Spent money get rich system ) Ding. It's was detected that host has bought the coke*1 and rewarding with Lamborghini Veneno Roadster worth 150 million. It's was detected that host has bought instant noodles and rewarding with 10 billion. It's was detected that host has bought Bubble Gum and rewarding with 51% percent shares in Guangzhou real estate. After achieving the highest achievements, Liu Miao said helplessly. " Why is so difficult to spend money. " Spent money, and get rich is a novel covered in Action, Adventure, Harem, Romance Genres. Written by the Author Mythical Creatures.

After being expelled from the burial grounds, Heine summoned two undead creatures at home. But soon he realized something off about his undead. They seemed to know each other, chatting away inside his mind. They had played a game based on this world and knew it better than he did. Worse yet, they said his house was soon to be leveled, an imminent disaster... Heine decided to pretend to be an aborigine who didn't know anything, just follow the instructions and be done with it. … Years later, when Heine ascended to the divine throne, he looked at his follower in disguise (forerunner in reality) and sighed. "No more pretending, I'm also a transmigrator. I confessed!" ****** This book is also titled "Everyone's Gaming in Another World, Only I'm on a Fantasy Adventure." This is a story about a necromancer and a group of Cynical transmigrators bumbling through the world with laughter and pretend. Keywords: lighthearted, Western fantasy, single female lead, no system, not the fourth calamity.

She's pretty, she's smart, she's redhead and she can fight. She could be the protagonist of her own story. Except she's not ! When she awakens in this world, she's the villainess and the story revolves around "The saint".

My manager turned against me , my fan's turned against me, the world turned against me. And I was regressed. I finally got a happy life untill status window: BE FAMOUS OR BE UNALIVE

When Ethan unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of Finn, a penniless scholarship student at the luxurious Mixt Academy, devoid of talent, he is met with a quest: to strive to grow and develop among his peers in order to fulfil the dreams of Finn, the former owner of his body. Only by achieving this can he return to his own world. ___ Instagram: doomcelestialwebnovel Discord: DoomCelestial Reddit: DoomCelestial YouTube: (None) Spotify: Rosè ___ Notice: Character images are in production, and all will be out soon...

Victor tried to save the neighbourhood MILF from her drunken husband but passed out when the guy threw a beer bottle at him. But while he was getting discharged from the hospital, he awakened a seduction system, where he can earn money by getting intimate with women. And Victor chose his first target, the MILF he had just saved. ….. Tags: MILFS, GILFS, NETORI, OYAKODON, LARGE HAREM, THREESOMES, FOURSOMES AND MANY MORE.

In a world where the currency you use to buy and live is determined by how much time you have left to live. How would that change people; and how would people interact with each other?