Money Must Be Funny

[Congratulations, You have been gifted the Sign-In System] Ebilade stared at the screen in front of him with wide eyes as he lay down in an hospital bed with badges all over his body. "what is the meaning of this?" that's all he could say as he was really confused about what he was seeing. owner Ebilade, a high school graduate who traveled to Lagos to make something out of himself. but all of that went up the drain as he met an unrecognizable classmate of his which led to his life being threatened. waking up in the hospital without knowing how he even got there, Ebilade was even more shocked to see a blue glowing holographic screen in front of him which says. [Sign-In System]

Miles Bennett, a 19-year-old pizza delivery boy, happened to deliver a custom-made love pizza on Valentine's Day to a regal home. Little did he know, his girlfriend Hanna would open the door with an elderly man gripping her waist lovingly. "You are such worthless trash, Miles!" Heartbroken, a screen flashed before this young man. [You are now the host of the 10x Modern Money System] [Starting with $10,000,000,000] [10× multiplier on income] [10× rebate on expenses] [Ding!] [First Mission Assigned!] [Details: Your heartless, wicked boss is on the brink of bankruptcy] [Action: Face-slap your boss, buy, and grow his pizza company to surpass McDonald's] [Reward: $10,000 and a 12-hour limited 30× rebate on expenses.] Miles clenched his fist and nodded with determination. "All who have looked down on me will pay!"

A young man named Alexander Ashbourne is looking for a job to support his studies. He applies to work as a waiter at a restaurant. The next day on his 18th birthday, a system appears that generates money simply by idling. This system also allows him to trade with beings from other worlds or even visit their realms. Watch as Alexander rises to fame across all the realms. [DeathlessOne: I just spotted this mortal, 'AlexanderTheGrate,' trying to trade his drink called Mountain Dew. I'm thinking of offering my Flame Sword for it.] [ShadowEternal: Wait, what’s a Mountain Dew?] [TimelessWanderer: Are you seriously considering trading your Emperor-grade sword for a mere drink?] [DeathlessOne: It’s not just any drink. The taste is out of this world, It's even better than the heavenly wine.] [ShadowEternal: {...}] [TimelessWanderer: {...}] [Everyone in the chat: {...}] [RichNigga: You know what, I’m in. I’ll trade my Gold Deluxe Armor just to see if this Mountain Dew is worth all the hype.]

When Ethan unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of Finn, a penniless scholarship student at the luxurious Mixt Academy, devoid of talent, he is met with a quest: to strive to grow and develop among his peers in order to fulfil the dreams of Finn, the former owner of his body. Only by achieving this can he return to his own world. "So, is this like a short time prank..."

Have you heard of the 'Dark Forest Hypothesis'? It suggests that alien civilizations exist, but they remain silent—ever fearful of malevolent civilizations lurking in the cold, dead void. Salivating for just a sign of life. This apocalyptic nightmare seems to be Earth's reality, where we find ourselves subjugated and silenced. Yet, as if that weren't cruel enough, calamitous black holes have emerged—ravenous, devouring our world. Within them dwell-once venerated gods of myth, now twisted into entities hellbent on harvesting countless souls to sustain their existence. Fate is stirring...its instrument is none other than Azario Anagnostopoulos-who MUST KILL THE GODS. Want more? Keep in mind my chapters are on average 5k words(that's a lot!) but I'm uploading it into bits on this site so people don't think there's not much content out. Then check out the author's notes at the end of any chapter. I can't wait to see you there! ;)

As an orphan, Jared Hale had no one to rely on except himself. His poor status made him the center of mockery in his circle of classmates in his Academy days. He worked in a small store to sustain himself as he attended the Academy. Even though he struggles to survive on his own, he studies hard and maintains his grades without failing, and he's able to graduate without fail. But life is not as easy as it sounds. He still struggles even after years. But just when he was about to give up, a blessing struck down on him as the System recognized him as a host. Now Jared has a generous Money-Maker System. He is out to splurge on his wealth as he pleases and gets revenge on the people from his past.

The story is set in a fantastical world and follows the protagonist, Ambrose, who is reincarnated as a lich and embarks on a series of adventures to solve his financial problems. Ambrose was once a legendary mage, but when the elves dramatically raised the price of the Potion of Youth, he chose to seek immortality through lichdom. However, his new existence as a lich proves far less carefree than expected. Maintaining his survival and researching necromancy plunge him into severe economic hardship. To cope, Ambrose uses his legendary abilities to craft multiple phylacteries, which significantly enhance his survivability but also drain his wealth. In the novel, Ambrose starts marketing his innovative skeletal creations. These low-cost yet highly effective constructs catch the attention of legendary undead. However, many of his clients do not request skeletons but instead assign him increasingly dangerous tasks, drawing him into greater trouble and peril. Through these challenges, Ambrose garners the interest of various powerful factions—some seeking to ally with him, others aiming to eliminate him. To secure his survival and amass wealth, he is compelled to participate in major events, gaining even greater power and fortune along the way. The novel is characterized by its logical consistency and intelligent characters. While the plot unfolds at a slower pace, each scenario is packed with tension and excitement, delivering a captivating narrative.

[ WSA 2024 ] What would you do when you're faced with the ultimate being that is by true right Omnipotent, Omnipresent, and Omniscience? What would you do when that very being tells you it will give you anything you ever wanted? And what would you do when the ultimate being, devoid of greed, gives you the power to generate INFINITE MONEY? This is the story of a boy who gets reincarnated in a new world filled with countless possibilities and dangerous beings. Now, with the power to generate INFINITE MONEY in his hands, how will he survive in this world? Will he be used by everyone else around him.... Or... ...will he buy them ALL? _________________________________ The guy in the poster is the future appearance of the Main Character. This is my first novel so expect some bumpy chapters in first few.

"It's been 8 years..." He flicked his long hair while remembering those days when he had to spend away from his home for stupid reasons. Due to a sudden call from the family, he had to return home before the agreement but he was not so happy about it. News about the death of his many family members made him unable to celebrate the triumph's return. As for the arrangement, he had to spend a total of 10 years but it got shortened all of a sudden. He left his home at the age of ten and could not return until now but the timing of his eagerly expected return turned into a disaster. [Caution: Heavy R-18 Novel]

They took everything from me, my family my food, my money but they make a mistake and that was they let me live, but they don't know a ghost will be behind them for taking his revenge

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Sammy a stammering introverted girl with big dreams and aspirations and also big family and life problems

She was going to find the author and kill him for making her suffer! Ye Qing Xin did not want to be a villain. However, no matter how much she tried to change her life, a force would make her do things that she did not want to do. In the end, she died. Tragically. When she woke up again, Ye Qing Xin found that she was surrounded by people who claimed that they were her family members. According to them, she was involved in an accident and has been in a coma for a week. In this new world, she was finally free from the force that was always controlling her. Ye Qing Xin planned to live life freely, finally without anyone or any power controlling her. Her best friend stole her fiance? She did not care about it. Just let this so-called friend keep this scumbag! Someone planned to overthrow her from her company? Tsk… Do they think it was easy to bully her? One day, Ye Qing Xin was walking in a bookstore when she found a book. Seeing the characters' names and the story made her realize that it the past, she has been living in a book! The author has been so cruel to assign her as a villain! No. A cannon fodder! Who was the author? Where was the author? Ye Qing Xin swore that once she got her hand on that person, she will never let him go! --- This book is my WSA 2023 entry~ --- Cover Illustration commission by kirinlukis --- Shared universe with: 1. Loving You Too Much 2. True Love and Other Lies 3. A Lifetime with You 4. The Dragon Beside Me 5. Love So Sweet 6. Commander Qi's Runaway Wife 7. The Wedding Planner's Romance 8. The Author Must Die

A young knightmage, bruto was killed by a assassin brutally. The god of worlds, knowing he died a hero granted him two wishes, to go directly to heaven, or reincarnate in a new body. Ofcourse, he picked the latter, reincarnate. Surprisingly he, was given a godly body, and mana that can rival the god himself.

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"You died." That was what the mysterious figure told him, but then he was given a second chance for the good deeds that he did in his previous life. "Super Prodigal System!" "Cultivate to immortality by wasting as much money as you can!" For the former number one prodigal of Earth, this was the perfect system!

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In the beginning, nobody knows. In the end? Unfortunately, one man will be changed into the one destined to save everything... or destroy it! Join Segato on a journey to find the truth behind all existences that claim to be rulers, and how even deities experience death.

"Let me ruin you more than the drugs ever can" Los Angeles, California the city of angels, expect a dark prince rules it Zane parson who is a self made Billionaire, wears a tailored suit and calls it "casual wear", and prick, has one mission to live. He's almost turning 30 in one year exactly, before he has to announce his arranged marriage, to a airhead at the end of the year Meets Alice, a carefree pothead, who is a nyctophilia, always biting her nails, and doing a sexy gulp when she's scared, she's the only angel in Los Angeles, Alice only has one mission too though, forget. even though they met in the dark, can Zane save his fallen angel and bring her the light? or will it be too late

Money makes the world go round. In almost all cases, the amount of money you have determines your power and status, and in a fantasy world of wonder and magic, it’s no different. Ex hero candidate Luka Randz knew this better than anyone, he also knew that, as far as risk and return goes, being a hero was of no real profit to him, which is why he left that goal behind, and any chance of being the “main character” with it. Now he rises up the ranks of society as the greatest side character role: the merchant, where the money is. Allies, enemies and everything in between await Luka in his quest to reign supreme on the battlefield of marketing and trade and become the richest man in the world.

Alex, a 9-year-old orphan in Beijing, had always been an ordinary girl, just trying to survive in a world that often felt too big and too cold. One day, though, something extraordinary happened. She began to remember a future that wasn’t hers—memories from 6 years ahead, where she was no longer an orphan but the adopted daughter of a wealthy businessman. In this future, she had been chosen not for love or kindness, but as a playmate for his cold, arrogant son, Max. The deal was simple: Alex would receive 30,000 yuan a month in exchange for pretending to be Max friend. But the reality was far more painful. Xiao Jun never saw her as anything more than a piece of the arrangement that he resented. No matter how hard Alex tried to connect with him, to break through his icy exterior, she was never good enough in his eyes. Despite all her efforts—whether it was spending time with him, listening to his silent anger, or simply trying to make him smile—Max remained distant, aloof, and indifferent. The memories of this future were like watching a show . She don't felt connected to thes future,but the one in future look helpless ,knowing that no matter how hard she tried, her place in his life was never secure, never real. She was a stranger, bound by a contract. Then, one day, as Alex was out shopping with her friends, the future she had glimpsed was suddenly snatched away in the blink of an eye. A car accident, the kind of tragedy that seemed so far away, claimed her life in an instant. As the world faded into darkness, Alex in thes future had one last thought: *What would have happened if things had been different?* But her journey wasn’t over. Perhaps fate had something else in store for her. Maybe this glimpse of the future was just a warning, a lesson she still had time to change.

In a World where the Rich in power rules and makes decisions, a lowly poor Man who has no power and money like me has no say in anything. And of course I have nobody, people would always want to be on the good side of the Rich, but I don't give a Damn. I was supposed to be on that throne as the only surviving successor, but Eguapo my wicked uncle, forcefully took it from me. Am sure he was the one that poisoned my parents and my two brothers, through the maids, I was lucky I didn't eat with them, if not my father's Lineage could have been wiped out from the surface of the earth. My uncle forcefully took the woman I ever loved from me, I wouldn't know if he bought her over with money, or he used his dark charms on her, that Made Anna the woman i used to love now sees me as a filthy rag. But that's not the case because Love don't bother me anymore. I must take what rightfully belongs to me from my uncle. The pains he caused me , I will give it to him a thousand folds. However, Everything changed when I got transmigrated into another world which has existed thousands of years ago, a realm where I exuded supernatural powers and had a Wolf as my divine beast. To my surprise My uncle Eguapo was there too, but My parents and my two brothers were not there. Seeing Eguapo in that realm, nothing seems to change, because my revenge must go on. "Wondering the name of the Speaker (the male lead)? Will He finally get what rightfully belongs to him and take down his wicked uncle? And Will he eventually find true love?Read the story to find out now. PS this is the third book am writing on Web novel, I participated in the WPC contest, I know I joined late, but I wouldn't have had the courage to join without your support. Please come and support this book. Beyond Power, Money And Love Crisis will Hook you from the first chapter, Y'all will enjoy this story. BTW, I think I gave out too many information in the Synopsis, LoL. Happy Reading!

Aarya, a university student engrossed in gaming, encounters a mysterious website, freerpgonline.com. Despite skepticism, he explores it, winning skill points and purchasing intriguing in-game skills, including 'Internet' and 'Orgasm for Money.' As he clicks to play, his vision blurs, and he wakes up in an unfamiliar room, realizing he has transmigrated into a younger body. The story unfolds with Aarya grappling with his new reality and the unexpected challenges it brings. [Search Store ] Aarya simply thought about using the search option, and it opened up. "Hm, that's convenient," he thought, realising that he could utilise the interface without the need for physical touch or speech. "400471," he mentally commanded.

Here's a synopsis: *Title:* "This time the heaven must bow" *Genre:* Science Fantasy, Apocalyptic *Synopsis:* In a ravaged universe, Astrum, a galactic-level warrior, wages a desperate battle against the Eternals, powerful beings determined to destroy the cosmos. Astrum's comrades fall, and he's left alone to face the Eternals' leader, Erebus. As Astrum succumbs to despair, the Grand DAO, the universe's governing force, intervenes, saving him from the void. Revealing its true form – an injured old man – the DAO shares its own pain and helplessness, bound by rules that prevent it from intervening. Astrum and the DAO form an unlikely bond, finding solace in each other's company. Together, they mourn the universe's destruction and the loss of countless civilizations. As they sit on a dead star, surrounded by devastation, Astrum and the DAO find hope in their shared determination to defy the Eternals and restore balance to the universe