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Seven years ago, after their breakup, he disappeared without a trace. Now, he reappeared on the eve of her wedding, sparing no means in forcing her to marry him… With a certificate of marriage, he bound her mercilessly to his side. From there, this “Cinderella” began her journey as a wife to the heir of a business empire… Mrs Huo – composed, sharp-tongued, and freakishly smart. Mr Qin – wife-spoiler to no end and a complete “slave” to their daughter. Quality love story, one on one. You are welcome to get hooked on this story with us.

[ Rewrite of Master of Element and Rules, Conquerer of Worlds. The characters will be the same, though there will be some changes in the plot line. If you like the novel, then you can try the rewritten one ] Ryker is born as the oldest of 14 siblings, so he is the one responsible to take care of them all. When given the choice of choosing the easier path or the harder one, he will take the harder, more arduous path, to ensure his siblings will be safe. However, the path he took is hard and long. Ryker must master countless Paths to rise to the top of the world he is on. But he will endure, for the sake of his siblings. He will walk great distance, travel through countless nations and visited the myriad realm, to become the strongest in the world, and later, the universe. Yet, why did all the women he met is interested with him??!!!!!! -x- "Big brother, you are strong enough. You can add more women into your harem," "I already have hundreds, even thousands of women! And you wanted me to add more!" "Yes," "Of course," "For the sake of our bloodline," "It is more fun this way," "I want more big sister," "All of you, huh, fine, I accept, just make sure this is the last one," ( Spoiler, it is not the last one.)

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENTS AND SLOW BURN] Suzy, a 21st century real estate agent woman, finds herself inexplicably transported to a ruthless noble family in a bygone era. Thrust into the role of the ostracized Cassandra, Suzy grapples with navigating courtly intrigue and a loveless arranged marriage to a cold, by the book, calculating Duke, Ryan. As a mysterious figure surfaces, threatening the kingdom, Ryan is tasked on investigating the happenings around. Suzy uncovers a web of secrets that challenge everything she thought she knew about Cassandra. Can they solve the historical puzzle while facing their growing feelings for each other (the Duke who is already becoming head over heels for her) in a world determined to keep them apart? Dive into this captivating slow-burn romance woven with historical intrigue and suspenseful mystery. [SPOILER: He fell first, fell harder, fell madder and she fell later.]

#COMPLETO# *É um romance leve e doce com um ritmo acelerado..* "Senhor, você é tão bonito, posso?" Ela se virou calorosamente, olhando para ele, seu sorriso encantador era sedutor assim como seus olhos roxos. Huo Shen não respondeu, mas deixou que ela fizesse o que quisesse, vendo que ele não tinha recusado, ela levantou as mãos algemadas e removeu a máscara cuidadosamente sem mexer no seu penteado. "Você fica bonito mesmo sem essa marca roxa, que pena que você foi envenenado! Que rosto bonito você tem aqui..." Ela suspirou levemente, seu tom soando como se estivesse com pena dele, a enorme marca roxa ao redor de seu osso da bochecha, estava se espalhando e aumentando. "Você não é?" Ele ficou surpreso que alguém pudesse dizer que era veneno, sim, seu corpo estava definhar pouco a pouco... Ele já não se sentia ele mesmo. "Eu? Eu nasci assim..." ************************* Su Wei Wei nasceu ilegítima, fora do casamento, e a segunda família com a qual sua mãe se casou, a tratava como uma serva sem posição na família. Seus meio-irmãos não lhe davam um minuto sequer de atenção, ela vivia nos quartos dos servos com os outros criados da Família Su! Tudo o que ela recebia eram coisas velhas e desgastadas, desde roupas até sapatos. Ela frequentava uma escola de baixo nível enquanto seus meios-irmãos estudavam nas melhores escolas, devido à sua ingenuidade, ela era grata por terem permitido que ela ficasse em sua casa e, assim, ela via tudo de forma positiva. Sua gentileza fez com que eles a usassem, sua fraqueza fez com que eles a pisoteassem, e agora, com um Rebirth, ela adquire experiência de vida suficiente e conhecimento do futuro, como ela vai manobrar para mudar seu destino? Depois de sair da prisão, ela é adotada por um homem poderoso, relembrando sua vida miserável, e ela decide exercer vingança. Com a presença do homem, ela pode exercer poder, mas ela consegue prendê-lo por causa de um favor e assim eles ficam noivos. *Eu não sou o dono da capa, os créditos vão para o proprietário...* Atenção; Não estou criando um Protagonista Masculino frio e insensível que pense irracionalmente e esteja mal-humorado o tempo todo, ele pode ser assim com os outros, mas não com a Protagonista Feminina.... Já disse, é um romance doce e fofo... não há tortura entre o protagonista masculino e a feminina, não espere ver isso nos meus romances.

A genius programmer, renowned for his ability to "debug" the most complex systems, dies in a freak accident when God accidentally presses the "delete" button on his soul. As an apology, God reincarnates him into a fantasy world and grants him an overpowered skillset based on his programming expertise, allowing him to manipulate magic, stats, and even reality itself like a developer modifying a game.

In his previous life, he lost everything—his mother, his sister, his nanny, his life, and his only opportunity to ever cure his terminal affliction. However, thanks to destiny and something far greater, he was sent back seven years in time, just before the launch of the VRMMORPG Fallen Realm Online, a game that enabled players to connect with their spirit and immerse themselves in a world that felt utterly real. Armed with the knowledge of his previous life and combined with his determination for revenge, Xylen vowed to dominate the virtual world, uncover the truth behind his mother’s demise, and exact retribution on his enemies and bullies. ............ Spoiler Is this truly just another VRMMORPG like the others? Is Xylen's illness as straightforward as it seems? Is Xylen’s assigned class purely coincidental? All these mysteries will unfold in this book.

Alfred, a history teacher on Earth is suddenly thrown into the body of Prince Alfred Lindonfall, the twelve-year-old prince and heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Ammar. With the abrupt death of his father, the responsibility to rule a Kingdom falls on his shoulders. Having to navigate a medieval court and world, his journey to creating an empire and putting his knowledge into practice sees him become a man he never knew he could be, being shaped by the new world and unique circumstances he faces. There are many characters who get a lot of focus and can be called a lead in their own right, but I won't put their character descriptions in as it would be too much of a spoiler for chapters in future. Cover Art: not mine so here is the credit. https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/351912463658203/

An unexpected journey to another world—others become immortals or gods, and even the unluckiest manage to rise from the ashes. But for Gu Erdan, things couldn’t be worse. He finds himself with no hope at all because he has turned into a skeleton soldier! And not just any skeleton soldier, but a low-grade, headless, battle-damaged skeleton! Life is tough. With no flesh or body to speak of, the skeleton sighs (if that's even possible) and decides to defy all odds and prove himself to everyone! "Golden Finger System! I want to conquer the world! Show me your power!" "Request received, Host. The system has been modified according to your wishes. It has officially evolved into the Skeleton Lord System! You can now collect resources to strengthen your subordinate soldiers—and there’s no limit to how strong they can become!" "Oh? Is it really that powerful? Then this ability can also be applied to me, right?" "...Right?" "...Right?!"

Um jovem otimista e cabeça de vento, sonha em explorar o mundo e conhecer todas as ilhas. No entanto, ao encontrar um Cristal de Cola, ele ganha um poder considerado inútil por muitos. Determinado a provar que qualquer poder pode ser útil, ele começa sua jornada, formando uma tripulação de companheiros excêntricos. O problema? A Unidade Naval governa os mares, protegendo as pessoas de criminosos. Qualquer um que não siga suas leis ou use os cristais sem autorização é um inimigo. Isso coloca nosso protagonista em constante conflito com eles, mesmo sem ser uma pessoa má.

WSA 2025 Entry- Updates every Monday and Friday #wsa #wsa2025 ----------------- In a future where the pursuit of technology has led to the creation of massive robots known as Titans, used by the government for destruction and control, a pair of twins escape their dire circumstances in the city’s slums. A brother, modified with robotic parts, and his sister, a natural adept with the hidden power to control nature, find refuge in a secluded oasis amidst a concrete jungle, called The Green House. Here, they encounter a community thriving in harmony with nature, far from the government's reach. However, their peace is short-lived as the government dispatches Titans to claim this last bastion of greenery. Faced with overwhelming odds, the twins and the residents of The Green House stand in defiance. The sister harnesses her newfound abilities to wield the forces of nature, while her brother employs his robotic enhancements in a dramatic confrontation to protect their newfound home and freedom.

Synopsis: Ethan, a disillusioned office worker, dies in a freak accident only to awaken in the mystical realm of Aethelgard. He quickly discovers that this world operates on a complex System, where individuals gain power through quests, skill cultivation, and strategic stat allocation. Unlike the natives, Ethan is granted a unique "System Lord" interface, giving him unprecedented control over the System itself. He can manipulate quest rewards, modify skills, and even create new System functions. However, Aethelgard is on the brink of war. Ancient evils stir in the shadows, and the very fabric of reality is unraveling. Ethan, armed with his extraordinary System advantage, must rise from a mere novice to become the System Lord, uniting the fractured kingdoms and preventing the world's destruction. But the path to power is fraught with peril. He'll face treacherous rivals, monstrous beasts, and the machinations of powerful gods. Will Ethan master the System and ascend to godhood, or will Aethelgard fall into eternal darkness?

Após uma vida de poucas conquistas e repleta de arrependimentos, Vanitas recebe uma segunda chance ao reencarnar como um bebê em um mundo onde magia e espadas fazem parte do cotidiano. Determinado a deixar seu passado para trás, ele abraça essa nova chance, vivendo com uma trupe itinerante de artistas da corte. Entre apresentações e jornadas por novas terras, Vanitas aprimora seu talento nato para o alaúde, mas é na magia que seu verdadeiro poder desperta. Sob a tutela da poderosa Arcanista Marceline, ele mergulha nos segredos da simpatia, a arte mágica que, desde o início, acendeu seu desejo de invocar o vento. No entanto, o destino de Vanitas toma um rumo inesperado quando cruza caminho com o enigmático grupo Sombraim, cujos segredos ocultos trazem à tona verdades sombrias sobre o mundo e sobre sua própria reencarnação. Em busca de respostas, Vanitas parte em uma jornada por terras desconhecidas, onde cada nova descoberta o arrasta ainda mais profundamente para os segredos esquecidos da história. Ao longo do caminho ele encontra aliados improváveis, constrói amizades inquebráveis e se apaixona... mas o que realmente aguarda em seu destino é algo que supera tudo isso. Com a chance de mudar o mundo em suas mãos, Vanitas precisa decidir entre seguir o caminho das revelações ou se perder nos laços do amor e da amizade. O peso dessa escolha pode mudar para sempre o curso de sua vida — e a de todos ao seu redor.

In a steampunk world full of steam technology, a mysterious crystal capable of granting extraordinary powers, the Aetherium Crystal. It is the reason for the battle between the secret organization Vanguard Legion and the dark cult The Shattered Star. Bayu, a runaway with a dark past as a subject of crystal experiments, finds himself with the unexpected power to turn machines into weapons and armor. With his powers, he joins the Vanguard Legion to fight the threat of the Crystal Abomination-humans modified by the power of crystals by the global enemy, the shattered star. However, behind this conflict lies a dark mystery about the origins of the Aetherium crystal and Bayu's destiny that will determine the fate of the world.

Ian was an ordinary guy on his way to work when he suddenly found himself in a strange and dangerous world ruled by dark races like vampires, werewolves, and demons. Transmigrated into the body of a lesser vampire, Ian must quickly adapt to his new reality where survival is a constant struggle. Just when all hope seems lost, Ian discovers he has a unique advantage: The Strongest Body Customization System, which allows him to modify and customize his body by consuming biomass. With this golden finger, Ian starts to turn the tables, designing bone claws and other enhancements to give him an edge against the terrifying werewolves and other supernatural threats. But as Ian learns more about the Curtained Imperium and the rigid hierarchies of the vampire race, he realizes that defeating his enemies is only the first step. To survive and thrive in this dark and brutal world, Ian must rise through the ranks, uncover the power of his system. Need to fly? Customize a pair of angel wings! The body is small? Add hundreds meters of height and become bigger than Godzilla! Need a weapon? Customize bone claws and kagune on the spot!

[IT'S NETORI, not the disgusting Netorare] COUGH Since our lazy author-nim is a bit... let's say, challenged in the synopsis-writing department, I'm stepping in. Sigh... now he's making me do his job too... X( Let's hope he can at least complete my story. Anyway, I'm Lucian, a 35-year-old guy with a rare disease that's cutting my time short. But here I am, working till my last breath sigh. *KNOCK* Oh, a guest! Gotta be quick—can't keep a lady waiting. So, after I kicked the bucket, I woke up in a body that kinda looked like mine but not really. Turns out, I'm on a flipped planet ruled by women. And guess what? I'm married to a cold and crazy ya#SPOILER#. My new mom? Total #SPOILER#. Then I *CENSORED* her right in *BEEP* of my new dad. To get stronger, I need to travel to #SPOILER#. Instead of a cool system, I got a useless b... *BANG* (gunshot). Due to health related issues, Lucian will be taking off, and the author will continue from here... "Kyaaa!! The patient died from a gunshot!" Don’t worry, Doc. He was on borrowed time anyway. So, let’s talk about what this story has. "B-But, he still had a few months to—" *BANG* So, here's what you can expect: Revenge, mystery, a bit of comedy, an overpowered MC (maybe), all the deredere, milfs a lot of them, wince... *COUGH*, hacking, a hero, a villain, manipulation, crime and a lot more. What you won’t find here: NTR, Yuri, a girlfriend, a job?, etc. Now, the serious stuff. This story aims to keep things light and happy but will have its fair share of sad and rage moments. Alright, that's it for now; I need to go, or we might actually lose our MC before the story even starts... For those who prefer to keep things PG, feel free to skip the R-18 chapters. We understand, really! And for those who pride themselves on being ‘Men of Culture,’ get ready to savor the spice. Bon appétit! --- **Bonus Chapter Alert!** Donate over two hundred power stones for an extra chapter, and four to five extra chapters for a super gift (if the story gets contracted). Discord link: https://discord.gg/BVFPqTGCg8

Note: This is a novel with the Chinese title, "凤临天下：一后千宠" widely know as Fenglin Tianxia if anybody is familiar with it. This story is a time-travel fantasy novel written by Tengu Yueyan and completed in 2015. ☺️ I found some raws and several versions of MTL online but I could barely understood most of it so I did my research and tried to translate it better to relax my mind. I know it is a weird way to relax but that is just how I do it. It tells the story of Ling Qingyu, an orphan girl who left her hometown after losing everything: her parents, her family's fortune, her engagement, her home. It is a story of revenge and success from hardwork. This novel has the transmigration theme as well as the reverse harem theme. I don't mean to give a spoiler but it seems that the FL will end up with about 15 great quality men which includes assassins, military generals and scholars to name a few. Our FL is just busy building her empire, connections and her harem! This is to fulfill the promise of vengeance to all that have past blood debts to the original owner of the FL's body.

'If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women.' '99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women.' '[Reset Status Points]' 'Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute…' 'Intelligence!' '"I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her…"' 'Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all…' 'That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!' 'I must buy her!' Note: Explicit sexual content begins in chapter 21. If you want to support, you can at: https://www.patr eon.com/finlegost There you can find chapters in advance. Release schedule: Wednesday

Jax and Heather live on earth in the future where the government had destroyed everything leaving it a desolate wasteland crawling with creatures called morphs. The only things keeping them going ?, Jax and heather were genetically modified by the government into super humans that gave them the power of shadow and light, and the fact that they were childhood friends, will they be able to survive in this wastland full of weird creatures, is there any hope for mankind to live ?.

What happens when you're the sole survivor and eyewitness to the latest conquest of a hero in hiding? Well, you're forced to act as the new hero, of course! Simon was ready to die by the hands of the evil behemoth, when the Golden Hero of Legend 'accidentally' saves him instead. Forced to take all the glory for himself, he must travel to the capital to stand by the Emperor's side as the continent's new 'hero'. Can Simon be strong enough to take on the role? Find out in this RPG-style interactive fantasy adventure novel! How many endings would you meet? How many times will you die? Have fun choosing how your next chapter begins! !!! DISCLAIMER !!! *I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com This novel is a work of fiction. Any similarity to events, people, objects or places both real or fiction, are merely the product of an overactive imagination, unless specified. Copyright 2024 Gem Vecino All rights reserved No part of this online publication or any of its contents may be reproduced, copied, modified or adapted in any way, form, or kind without the prior written consent of the author, Gem Vecino - aka - Alex Rosas - aka - Psynoid Al.

It pays to look like the undead, when the paranoid emperor holds all first born nobles hostage in the Royal Academy. Particularly when the promiscuous crown prince treats the place as his own personal harem. That's why the infamous royal recluse, Lord Patric Siccus, doesn't mind that he looks like a dehydrated goblin, or that his eyes bulge out when he's too excited, and how his mouth fills up the rest of his face when he tries to smile. He went there for the library, after all. ___________________ !!! DISCLAIMER !!! This novel is a work of fiction. Any similarity to events, people, objects or places both real or fiction, are merely the product of an overactive imagination, unless specified. Copyright 2024 Gem Vecino All rights reserved No part of this online publication or any of its contents may be reproduced, copied, modified or adapted in any way, form, or kind without the prior written consent of the author, Gem Vecino - aka - Alex Rosas - aka - Psynoid Al.

Accidentally becoming a terrorist wasn't on my college bucket list, but here we are. One anonymous post, a bit of dry ice, and a suspiciously trusting browser later, I'm the government's newest "criminal mastermind." Spoiler: I'm just a broke student who failed 11th grade. Now the internet thinks I'm Moriarty's long-lost cousin, my parents are questioning my life choices, and I'm starting to wonder if Nietzsche was onto something about chaos and power. It's not easy juggling tuition, intrusive thoughts, and a reputation I didn't mean to build-but hey, at least I'm trending! If you've ever thought "This can't get worse" and life said "Hold my coffee," welcome to my world.

In a world where every single human is enhanced by genetical modified genes and where Virutal Reality takes gaming to the next level. A 17-yr old named Henry Pots, your average looking otaku school kid who gets bullied and beaten up everyday because he's geneless (powerless), decided that enough was enough one day. He took a stand and told everyone that he's gonna be the very best at Villanum Eskia - an online VRMMORPG... but in reality he wasn't even able to afford the cheapest VR console even if he sold his inheritance, which was...

A guy is reading some random Korean webnovel that he found online and suddenly finds himself in it with a skill that many would call a blessing and a curse. ( Scroll down if you don't care about spoiler warnings ) I can not stress this enough this will go bad soon because of the main character thinking about constellations as some easily fooled and tempted beings as that is how they were portrayed in the novel.

Eric is given the opportunity to modify/create a simulation-world for himself and others to experience. "He can add magic, rules, and other things to his new simulation-world and he can also change the laws of nature, physics, reality and anything else that he wants" when it comes to his simulation-world until the creation of his simulation-world is "completed with his "modifications, rules, and creations" "continuing after his simulation-world's completion" for "all who or that whenever are at his simulation-world"". He realized that he can connect "the simulation-world he created" to other "simulation-worlds that were created/modified by other people who were given the same opportunity". Immerse into the Simulation-multiverse as Eric and others realize the true nature of the opportunity that they were offered. The Simulation is simply a passtime so that the people don't have "prescious long parts of their lives whereby they're ""not being able to interact with people" and "not having great experiences in their lifetime""". It's like so that a “Hospital patient who wakes up 30 years after first being a Hospital patient” doesn't have to find out that they only have like 15 years left to complete their “bucket list”". They might otherwise feel deprived of the "life experiences that they could have had during those 30 years had they not been “not awake” as a Hospital patient”.

Eric is given the opportunity to modify/create a simulation-world for himself and others to experience. "He can add magic, rules, and other things to his new simulation-world and he can also change the laws of nature, physics, reality and anything else that he wants" when it comes to his simulation-world until the creation of his simulation-world is "completed with his "modifications, rules, and creations" "continuing after his simulation-world's completion" for "all who or that whenever are at his simulation-world"". He realized that he can connect "the simulation-world he created" to other "simulation-worlds that were created/modified by other people who were given the same opportunity". Immerse into the Simulation-multiverse as Eric and others realize the true nature of the opportunity that they were offered. The Simulation is simply a passtime so that the people don't have "prescious long parts of their lives whereby they're ""not being able to interact with people" and "not having great experiences in their lifetime""". It's like so that a “Hospital patient who wakes up 30 years after first being a Hospital patient” doesn't have to find out that they only have like 15 years left to complete their “bucket list”". They might otherwise feel deprived of the "life experiences that they could have had during those 30 years had they not been “not awake” as a Hospital patient”.

Jin a modified human centuries from the future also known as a "Cyborg" was given a mission and sent into a world known as "Fleinrim" a world that was created from the collision of the "Murim" and a fantasy world called "Flaraes" as Jin journeyed through this world he uncovered it's secrets, origins and the purpose of his mission.

Carmine is a princess who became General to protect her country. But she gets entangled with Norand’s royal brothers. What will her future withhold? Will, she still be able to guard her country against Ouran invasion, or fate will take a new turn and entail a different path for her? Thank you very much to all the readers for being so supportive and reading my novel. This is my first time writing a novel. This will probably finish in 50-60 chapters. I am sorry for not updating in time. But I will try to complete it soon after I sort some priority stuff at this point. The cover belongs to respected creators as I got it from Pinterest and modified it a bit. However, the story content is original and created by me. Please leave a rating as it motivates me to write more. With kind regards Scaretpheonixxx

"Shall I tell you a little secret? But I have to warn you, you won't like it." No one likes spoilers, therefore, I present this to you. "Is it a book filled with spoilers or a book specifically about spoilers?" Read between the lines, that is what you do when you are eager to find out. To figure out a secret, to interpret and keep note of what there is to come. "It is kind of like that, but I would rather refer to it as a compilation or a series." "Or an outline, a note, reminder for what'll end up happening, whatever sounds right to you." A story that has only one plot, universe, and meaning is not how you would describe this one. Spoiler though, you'll never be satisfied. /Extra/ "One more thing... None of this is real. Unless you know what exactly is going on."

As long as you look at someone's photo, video, or person, you can modify the relationship between yourself and TA at will! Jiang Ge modified the relationship with Lin Rexin, the goddess of all people, and became his girlfriend with one click! Not far away to meet him! Jiang Ge directly brought Lin Rexin home. That day, his parents were shocked! The whole village is a sensation! "Jiang Ge actually found a big celebrity as his wife!" In the company, Jiang Ge, who was supposed to be promoted, was replaced by the manager's nephew, and he was pushed out by them everywhere. Jiang Ge: "It depends on relationships, right? I have a showdown, the boss of the company is my sister!" The iceberg beauty in the company, the high-cold president Chen Bingfei, went down to Jiang Ge's branch in person, turned into a brother-in-law madman, and became angry. Ginger! "Brother, who bullied you? I will fire him personally!" I saw a wanted warrant on the road, with a bonus of 500,000 wanted criminals! Jiang Ge had a big brain hole, in order to get the position of the wanted criminal, he directly modified the relationship and became his accomplice... A certain big family has a lot of bad records, and even provoked Jiang Ge. Modify the relationship and directly become a prince, and a big family will be destroyed by phone! Until one day, Jiang Ge discovered the function of his system, which is far from this! Can it be used not only on humans? ...It can still... Gradually, Jiang Ge finally realized the real horror of this system... Tags: system, romance, sign in system, modify, action, super power, super ability, strongest °°°°°°°°°°°° °°°°°°°°°°°° °°°°°°°°°°°° This is a Chinese novel that is paid for, so I will translate all chapters for free for everyone. I apologize in advance for any errors in the translation as I am using Google Translate. Also, if you find any errors in the chapter, please tag me so that I can fix them. Chinese Name: See My Review Translator: Axon image Cover By: Xiao Dingdang

Life’s weird when you’re an Animalis. Sure, you’ve got the superhuman strength and the cute ears that people can’t resist—but all it really means is that restocking beer and tobacco shelves during the graveyard shift is slightly less painful. I’m Sasha, just a twenty-one-year-old guy trying to get through another night at the convenience store without passing out or dealing with too much drama. But then she walked in—a tall, intimidating customer who managed to look like she stepped out of a magazine while ordering eight packs of tobacco. One awkward encounter later, and I’m bleeding, dizzy, and questioning every life choice I’ve ever made. In a world where having animal features is the new normal, I’m still trying to figure out where I fit in. Spoiler: it’s probably not face-first on the floor.