Garbage Tongs

Despojado de sus meridianos de sangre, el joven Lu Ming sufrió toda clase de humillantes demises y fue considerado inservible. Un día, por casualidad, obtuvo acceso al Santuario Supremo y emprendió una gloriosa senda desafiando todas las probabilidades con un renacido meridiano de sangre supremo. Los innumerables caminos del Emperador Dragón nacieron al cultivar la Técnica del Dragón de la Guerra Verdadera, devorando incontables seres vivientes, conectando todos los meridianos de sangre bajo los cielos y viajando y derrotando héroes de los Nueve Cielos y Diez Tierras.

Seiner Blutmeridiane beraubt, erlitt der junge Lu Ming allerlei demütigende Niederlagen und galt als nutzlos. Eines Tages erhielt er zufällig Zugang zum Obersten Schrein und begab sich mit einem wiedergeborenen Obersten Blutmeridian auf einen glorreichen, alle Widrigkeiten überwindenden Weg. Die unzähligen Pfade des Drachenkaisers entstanden durch die Kultivierung der Technik des Wahren Kriegsdrachens, das Verschlingen unzähliger Lebewesen, das Verbinden aller Blutmeridiane unter dem Himmel und das Durchreisen und Besiegen von Helden aus allen Neun Himmeln und Zehn Ländern.

Dicabut meridian darahnya, pemuda Lu Ming menderita segala macam kematian yang menghina dan dianggap tak berguna. Suatu hari, secara tak sengaja dia mendapat akses ke Kuil Agung dan memulai perjalanan yang megah, mengalahkan segala rintangan dengan meridian darah agung yang telah terlahir kembali. Ribuan jalur Kaisar Naga tercipta dengan mengusai Teknik Naga Perang Sejati, menelan makhluk hidup tak terhitung jumlahnya, menyatukan semua meridian darah di langit, dan berkelana serta mengalahkan pahlawan dari semua Sembilan Langit dan Sepuluh Tanah.

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

Muchuan accidentally got a magical box that couldn't be thrown away no matter how hard he lost it. He accidentally entered the fantasy realm of rules and became an apostle of the fantasy realm who walks between the fantasy realm and reality. The fantasy realm with the highest death rate, too little information? It doesn't matter, I have a recycling bin, and you can exchange it for information if you give me some good stuff. The skills are too rare and the combat power is too difficult to increase. It doesn't matter, recycling bins recycle all kinds of garbage at high prices, and they have all the skills. The magical props led the apostles to kill each other. You guys go ahead and play, I have ten more items that are better than this one. Just when Muchuan was traveling through the fantasy world, thinking that this box was the golden finger of his life... then he discovered that he was involved in a greater crisis by this box. Destiny is blocked, and only with your own light can you break through the fog!

Pada alam semesta seberang yang disebut dengan dunia fantasi yang berisikan semacam sihir dan lainnya. Terdapat sesosok mahluk bernama Azeas Virgil Dezathoth atau juga Azeas Lothim Dezathoth bias dipanggil dengan Azess. Akibat dari peperangan melawan Sang Pahlawan Seivl, negara miliknya hancur dan Sang Pahlawan kabur memasuki portal yang telah disiagakan. Tak ada cara lain selain Azess ikut masuk ke dlm portla tersebut. Namun, yang terjadi ialah, dia tiba di suatu alam semesta lain, di bumi, di Jepang, tepatnya di Tokyo. Azess muncul dan terjatuh di atas tong sampah, segera ia memahami situasi dan mulai berpikir dengan jernih mengenai situasinya sekarang. Ia juga sudah berubah menjadi orang yang baik. Creator Cover: Ig @urophevus

Is the Royal poisonous mushroom all right? The prodigal son of the Royal family, once a beloved Prince of Kingdom Lechen, had to put down the crown in exchange for being the principle figure of an unparalleled scandal. The Royal mushroom, Björn Denyster. As a property to the Hardy family, she was scammed and destroyed, and thrown to be sold into the marriage market. She was Erna Hardy. – Today, when she was going to be sold as a wife to either a drunkard or an irredeemable garbage, the problematic prince, Björn Denyster appears to be the savior. You’re just a token, Miss Erna. Don’t try to consume the poisonous mushroom. Or you’ll die.

This book is also known as: "How Programmers Turn a Crappy Game into a Timeless Classic with a Single BUG" Recently, the president of Nitiandang, Gu Fan, once again fell from grace due to a minor bug in his new game. As a top-notch designer in the industry, all of the games designed by Gu Fan have very distinct characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were monotonous, dull, and purely revolting garbage. However, once players discovered a major bug, the gameplay underwent a drastic transformation, rendering them sleep-deprived and unable to quit! So, players once again launched a major debate over "whether this is actually a bug or a game mechanic." In response to this, Gu Fan clarified in an interview with all seriousness: "Hello everyone, I'm the game designer Gu Fan, but you can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (means rebel). "I want to reiterate firmly that these so-called 'core gameplays' were not part of our company's original design—they are bugs! It's just that we didn't fix them because the players liked them!"

The Beastlord’s Second Chance Ethan Cross was a legend, a walking nightmare for his enemies, and a self-proclaimed genius of beast taming. By the end of his deeply exhausting career, he’d tamed creatures so powerful that kings avoided making eye contact with him out of fear of being accidentally mauled. His crowning achievement? Defeating the World Devourer, a cosmic garbage disposal capable of eating planets, magic, and your will to live. He sealed it away, saved the world, and heroically died in the process. Or so he thought. Instead of eternal rest or even a pat on the back from the gods, Ethan wakes up in his old, eighteen-year-old body. No wealth, no legendary beasts, and no dignity. Just a moth-eaten shirt, a pair of pants that could sand wood, and Scruff. A pigeon masquerading as a Wind Falcon with the coordination of a drunk squirrel. Turns out, starting over is worse the second time around. The world still revolves around beast taming: kingdoms are built on creature power, social hierarchies are determined by the strength of your companions, and everyone pretends they know what they’re doing. Ethan knows better. He lived through this circus once, and he’s determined to rewrite the script this time. The plan is to gather the most powerful beasts early, stop the rise of future disasters, and definitely avoid the whole “die heroically while saving everyone” thing. The problem? Valeria Drake, an insufferable prodigy with a Dire Wolf and a superiority complex, is still around to ruin his day. Oh, and the World Devourer might not be as sealed as he thought. Armed with an unhealthy amount of sarcasm, and the overwhelming desire to avoid his past mistakes, Ethan is ready to claw his way back to the top. Maybe. Assuming he doesn’t trip over his own hubris or get mauled by something embarrassing like a feral raccoon. Because the world isn’t going to save itself, and this time, Ethan would really like some applause when he’s done, or simply at least a decent pair of pants.

Here, accounts the tales and ramblings that twists and turn the fabric of reality to a mesh of possibilities. "Ramblings of an OLD ONE" #LITTLEONE This is the tale of a soul born in wrong times, who gleams into cosmic fabrics with unparalleled devotion towards connecting to its essence. Until...Death or more so True birth came along as he completed his comprehension which gave meaning to an existence beyond measure. "Ride along the waves of this bard's song, welcome thee, who stuck so hard tong, loom your fabrics, cosmics, cosmetics grow~long. To NAMELESS one, O' Little one, claim thy name, shall hear forever on..for how Yor lives on...so on."

- Termine en medio de un libro de harem inverso... soy un extra, ¿pero por qué tenía que ser 'ese' extra? [Bienvenido al Desire System] - Acompaña al protagonista a través de las diferentes dificultades que afrontaran en su camino a la grandeza... donde tendrá que ir destapando muchas chicas con su Pi-tong, pero todo sea por la supervivencia

Imagine a story that's not some garbage Chinese novel and merge it with this: Evolution is life Evolution is sustainance Evolution is key. Those words served as the foundation of life. Every character fighting for evolution but amidst them was I, the one to break the cycle. In a world were status and power reigned supreme, I emerged to lead the poor and low class to victory. In a world of darkness, I brought light. In a world of villains, I was the hero and in a world of heros, I became the villain...

A few days after her wedding, Tong Lu was told that her husband had passed away. She was asked to never remarry and to look after her husband's illegitimate daughter as her own, for the rest of her life. Four years later, her deceased husband's twin brother entered her life like a whirlwind. He was rich, powerful and handsome. However, he was also intimidating and seemed to be full of secrets. He invited her and her daughter to live in his mansion despite his family's objections. Tong Lu thought that she and this desirable man were from two different worlds, but she was spectacularly wrong...

In his previous hollow life, Alek was a nobody. After a freak accident (getting rammed by a garbage truck) he gets transported to another world. And not only that, but he becomes the vessel of an ancient evil feared by the mass. Now, granted the opportunity to experience a more eventful life, Alek will waste not a single second to enjoy and make the most of it in the most unhinged and unorthodox way he's never been able to. Well... that's what he hopes. Unfortunately, he has zero to no experience with basic human interaction. Along with his obliviousness, he must go through his new life with the dark and unsettling vibe the people around him think he has. A dark fantasy/comedy about an awkward idiot and his shenanigans.

"Gosh, you and your Divine-Level items, you are so cocky, yet you are still garbage amongst other garbage compared to me." I said, looking at my agonizing enemy. "Yo- You just got lucky!" He screamed. "AHAHAHAH," I finally had gone insane after all these years. "LUCKY? FUCKING LUCKY?! DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT WHAT ITEMS YOU HAD? THOR'S HAMMER, HERMES'S BOOTS, THE SWORD OF ARTEMIS, AND THE ARMOR FORGED BY HEPHAISTOS! WHILE I HA- No, you know what, forget it, you're better off dead." "UnLuck", VR Novel, Author: ZeroKip.

Gu Heng traveled through twenty years, and the garbage system ruined his life. There was no hope for cultivation, and he could only be a small mortal. Although he is a mortal, he must do good things. \nHe helped a poor girl casually, and she became the "Snow White Sword Fairy" who was famous in the three realms in the future. He picked up a seriously injured little wild cat and raised it for a long time, but suddenly found that his pet had become the "Ten Thousand Demons Venerable". He taught a young alchemist hand in hand, and unknowingly refined the "Ten Thousand Medicines Saint Hand". He recognized a thin female apprentice, and eventually accidentally refined the "Ancient Emperor". Gu Heng: None of this has anything to do with me, I am only mortal. Everyone: Stop arguing, they all say that you are the only emperor saint teacher in the world! ! Author : Metal Frost

The apocalypse is coming, everyone awakens their innate abilities. Someone awakened a diamond level talent and soared into the sky someone awakened the garbage talent of the black iron level and turned into dust. In his previous life, Lu Li awakening talent had no level. He was betrayed and killed. After rebirth Lu Li vowed to kill all the traitors. Step by step, get to the top.

Tian Shou Ren return home just 3 weeks after a business trip. He found his aunt had rented out one of his room to a university student. He demanded that she move out. Later he gives in due to the clean environment. In the process he enjoys going home and falling in love. Li Ting a final year student who needs a pace to live and practise her violin with disturbing the neighbours. She is a cheerful person and suddenly she find herself in love with a grumpy older guy. An Jin Yi. An actress who decides she wants to go back to Shu Ren. She demands that Li Tong to move out. Shou Ren had broken up with her many years ago. She did not believe that he is letting go of a 10 years relationship.

Based on the movie 'In Time' its the same world, but i wont be following the same plot, that movie is basically robin hood, not cool, after watching the movie, the idea stuck to my head, and me being the horny fuck i am, im making it into lewdness, while also expanding that world a bit. The story folloqs the main character who is greedy for time, and will do everything to get more of it, well here is her chance. Also, tagging on inkstone is absolute garbage so here arethe tags. R18/Reincarnation/Whore/PervertedMC/ColdMC/GreedyMC/EmotionlessMC/economic/Poortorich... Ill think of more

Note: Warning, this book is written by people who just wants things to be as much chaotic as it can possibly get. This is Infinite Glazing Work. Are you tired of those troupes where the MC hides their powers? Or one where the mc wants or has to save the world for his loved one. Perhaps, one where the world just moves in a predestined motion. One where it's a sandbox for the mc to grow. Are you tired of those? Do you want to just throw your brain out the window and try something garbage for once. Do you want a scenario where something just happens for the sake of happening and not because it's for an overarching plot. If so, welcome. Take a stop here and read what a group of (crazy) people has to offer. Fuck it, we ball. Serious note: - Fast-paced: Chapters transitions to other ones in a blink of an eye. - There are multiple main protagonists - mainly four of them. - Names are mixed. We'll be mixing names from different cultures as we see fit. Call it cringe, but it is what it is. Reasons you should read this novel: "Just try it."

After overhearing my fiancé's sweet-talking to his lover over the phone, I had him kicked out of my flat within the same hour. Even though I didn't have any plans after, I hadn't expected to find myself in front of an altar before a foul-mouthed red-eye hunk of a man. Elodie de Montmorency was what he called me, and Elodie had been a hot-headed villainess that was murdered by her husband, the garbage male lead, due to her raging obsession with the Grand Priest of Lux. I'm inside an R18 dark romance novel I read. The vows had already been read and even if I keep refusing to put on the wedding ring, my death flag was already in place. Did I get rid of one trash to find another?

Translation of this book from English to Slovak. If you do not speak Slovak language... well, go find another book. I translated this myself and I am not a professional. This story and characters do not belong to me. They belong to MO Xiang Tong Xiu.

Author : Mo Xiang Tong Xiu 墨香铜臭 For you, I’ll become invincible! “Have you heard? The rubbish Heaven Official is having an affair with the ghost realm’s number one big shot!” Eight hundred years ago, Xie Lian was the Crown Prince of the Xian Le kingdom; one who was beloved by his citizens and the darling of the world. Unsurprisingly, he ascended to the Heavens at a very young age. Now, eight hundred years later, Xie Lian ascends to the Heavens for the third time as the laughingstock of all three realms. On his first task as a god, he meets a mysterious demon who rules the ghosts and terrifies the Heavens... yet unbeknownst to Xie Lian, this demon king has been paying attention to him for a very, very long time.

It tells the story of software engineer A-Man's experience at the Huahai Jindu Business Hotel. Ah Man is a married man whose wife Yuan Zhen is taking care of his parents in his hometown. Despite his loyalty to his wife, Ah Man meets Zhao Yue Tong, a woman with a special interest in SM, at a bar after a company celebration. The two have a one-night stand fuelled by alcohol, and Zhao even brings along a range of erotic props. The next morning, A-Man feels guilty and confused, regretting his behaviour but also realising that Zhao has a crush on him that goes beyond a one-night stand. Zhao asks Man if he can leave his contact details before leaving, but Man confesses that he is married and refuses her request. Zhao looks disappointed, but soon leaves. When Ah Man returns to the company, he continues his work, but he receives a letter from his wife Yuan Zhen, which is full of thoughts and love for him. Ah Man decides that the next time he returns home, he will confess his one-night stand to his wife and seek her forgiveness. However, Zhao Yuetong does not give up on this and contacts Ah Man via SMS and invites him for coffee. At the coffee shop, Zhao reveals that she is interested in A-Man for more than a one-night stand. She asks A-Man to help her look at a project in Yanjing and hints that she has deeper feelings for him. Zhao Yuetong reveals to Ah Man that she had noticed him in college and had some knowledge of his special interests. She admits that she is also an SM enthusiast and that her behaviour at the bar that night was the first time she had practiced it with another person. Ah Man is shocked and realises that Zhao Yue Tong's feelings for him may be deeper than he thought. Zhao Yuetong's confession confuses Ah Man, who is unsure how to deal with this complicated relationship, especially since he already feels guilty about his wife. The whole story explores the complex relationship between loyalty, desire and guilt, and how people make choices when faced with temptation. Ah Man's inner struggle and Zhao Yue Tong's confession fill the story with emotional tension, while making one think about deeper questions about marriage, honesty and personal desires.

Stripped of his blood meridians, young lad Lu Ming suffered all kinds of humiliating demise and was deemed useless. One day, he gained access to the Supreme Shrine by chance and went on a glorious, odds-defying path with a reborn supreme blood meridian. The myriad paths of the Dragon Emperor were birthed by cultivating the True War Dragon Technique, devouring countless living beings, connecting all blood meridians under the skies, and traveling through and defeating heroes from all Nine Skies and Ten Lands.

It is the peak age of martial arts! The spiritual energy of the heavens and earth was extremely thick in this world. Martial arts is at the pinnacle of its heights. Gods walked in this world as though they were cabbages from the market. There were no ancient experts who died millions of years ago because today is ancient times. Jiang Ye, a young man who was a random slave in the Black Dusk Domain, suddenly discovered he had an immense talent in martial cultivation, able to learn cultivation techniques and martial arts at just a glance! He can even alter the cultivation technique and improve it a hundred times better without any sweat! "Your Dao Art looked shit, let me improve it for you!" "I'm not going to use this cultivation technique because it's garbage." "Damn, the reader must be thinking this was some average and generic novel." Accompany him on the journey of becoming the strongest in the martial world! (P.S. I'm a non-native English speaker so my vocabulary is kinda low. However, I will try my best to refine my grammar. Please give feedback after reading a chapter to reviews and comments, thank you!)

"Listen. I have no Ouija to talk with you, I can see you if you come out of that goddamn wall." Lovisa's dark humor and defiant spirit shine through even in the face of danger. Lovisa, a low-grade necromancer, finds her quiet night disrupted when a power outage and a mysterious knock at her door send her spiraling into a tense and eerie encounter. After witnessing her neighbor suspiciously tossing a garbage bag from his window, Lovisa's nerves are stretched thin. The real nightmare begins when a ghostly figure materializes in her room. Before she can act, she’s attacked, blacking out after a brief struggle. Waking up confined in a mafia cell, Lovisa’s only solace is the hope that her hacker friend Adriel—who's as reckless as he is loyal—will come to her rescue. Stuck in this grim situation, she discovers an unusual ally in the form of Quentin, a ghost who casually haunts the cell for fun. Despite his nonchalance, Lovisa seizes the opportunity to manipulate the spirit into helping her. In the surveillance room, hidden eyes watch her every move, intrigued by her peculiar conversation with the ghost. The scene is set for a blend of suspense, dark humor, and unexpected alliances.

trash absolutely trash garbage

27-year-old alcoholic, outcasted by everyone, dies from a drunken binge in a garbage-strewn hut. This would be the end of the fairy tale, but everything turned out otherwise. Suddenly he is reborn in an unfathomable fantasy world, but what are the chances of an alcoholic to become a great hero, even if he was offered the role of a demigod on the game board of fate? (Note: This is a translation from Russian, so... the quality may not be perfect... :3)