Fat Mum Jokes

After dying in a traffic accident, Mitchell Alvarez awakens in a fantasy world. But his dreams are crushed when a snarky goddess reveals he was brought here as a joke—for her entertainment. Still, he’s determined to prove he’s more than a cosmic joke—even if he has no idea what he’s doing.

Mum ran away, dad's crippled, and I'm about to be sold to a brothel. Qiao Xiaomai rolled up her sleeves in anger: If you've taken from me, regurgitate it. If you've seized what's mine, return it. All scumbags, clear off. A certain man finished tidying up the mess, rolled up his sleeves and pulled Qiao Xiaomai into a light laugh: "My lady, if you're this fiery and domineering at night, your husband..." Qiao Xiaomai raised an eyebrow, patted the spot next to her: "My dear, come warm the bed~"

Vivi - daddy Edgar said that im a fat. Daddy no 1 - who called you fat? No one can call you fat except me Daddy no 2 - I'll make him fat Daddy no 3 - posts on social media and supports his daughter Daddy no 4 - kidnaps him Imagine waking up one day to find your best friend gone without a trace. Then, after six long years, she suddenly reappears, but with a surprising request - to entrust you with her six-year-old child. Confusion sets in. Why would she leave her child with the same people she left behind years ago? Weren't they abandoned for the sake of love? It seems unlikely they'd provide proper care. But wait, why are they seen shopping for baby items? And why are they vying for the child's attention? Welcome to the world of our protagonist, a young girl left in the care of four seemingly unkind "daddies." How does she cope with fathers who can't even tell bedtime stories or appreciate her cuteness? Instead of showering her with love, they label her as fat and ugly, even criticizing her singing. It's a tear-jerking situation. Her solace lies with her loving mommy, grandma Cincha, and her dear classmate, Dicky. But Dicky seems to have vanished after meeting her daddies. Where did he go? In this novel, we delve into the fun rollercoaster of a young girl's life, navigating through ups and downs, affection, and the search for belonging. Join me as we uncover the mysteries surrounding her mother, her distant daddies, and the unexpected bonds. _________ This is a Slice of Life novel without DRAMA only cuteness! No cheating couples, no stepmother-stepsister drama, no faceslapping & no revenge. There would be lovestory of the leads but i wont tell you who is the male lead! This is only for fun reading! An everyday story of a cute baby with 4 daddies. Trust me you will love this!

Warning: This story contains mature themes and smut. So 18+ only please. Reader discretion is advised. Ethan was just an ordinary young man trying to survive in a cruel world. He had nothing—except a girlfriend he trusted and a struggling family he desperately wanted to protect. But betrayal came from the one he loved most. Beaten. Shot. Left for dead. Just when everything seemed over… fate gave him another chance. A mysterious system chose him as its host. A chance to gain power. Now, Ethan walks a new path—one of revenge, wealth, dungeon raids, and raw domination. From heartbreak to hero. From weak to unstoppable. This is his journey to the top. Welcome to the Titan Wallet Protocol.

Waking up in the middle of a dream, a strange door appears in the house... Behind each door lies a different, unfamiliar world. In the nightmare world, Jiang Cheng exaggerated the news he got from the strong man and told it to the fat man. The latter was almost in tears as he listened, "If we die here, our entire family will bleed to death upside down?" "That's right." "Then why don't you seem that scared?" The fat man widened his eyes. Jiang Cheng turned his head and said in a very serious tone, "Because I'm an orphan." --- You can support me and read ahead at my Pa treon at Pa treon.com/CinderTL

[+18 Novel] Highschool fantasies? Taboos? Blackmail? Neighbors? Twins? Come and witness it all. Max, a fat fuck tech genius was transmigrated to a parallel world similar to earth but not earth, after having regretted not living his youth to the fullest while spending his time as an adult cupped on the desk all day long. Reincarnated in the body of a dead fifteen year old, also Max. A year later, he successfully activated the Taboo System that came to this world with him. And began receiving all sorts of Taboo Tasks within the school premises in order to fulfill his Taboo Quest: SSS Ranked Taboo Student. A school with hierarchy, filled with rich scions from all over the world, and world class teachers. What could really be going on beneath the surfaces. CONGRATULATIONS! [Taboo System Activated] [---- 100%] [SSS- A lonely loser lifestyle without being a loser. Accomplished.] Ding! [Taboo Task] [Target: Sophia] Growing from a fat decrepit loser in just a year, he went from being a nobody to a world class student while being the bane of every lady he encounters. Recommended Both : Male & Female Read Visit Discord For Image References: https://discord.gg/rCGNpR3S

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a Dungeons & Dragons campaign between good friends.

Nine trillion Stellars in debt. The weight was a suffocating mountain crushing Fat Cat III—the body Liu Yao now inhabited after rebirth. At United Stellar University, he was a walking joke: the campus "​​Debt Tycoon​​," mocked for his ​​Gene Optimization Grade D-​​, humiliated during physical assessments, and relentlessly targeted by bullies like ​​Gu Yan​​ and ​​Lin Wanwen​​. Just as his dignity shattered and despair consumed him… a surge of static ripped through his skull. ​​[Bzzt… Host de-tec-ted… DIGNITY CRUMBLE RATE: 99%… EMERGENCY RESET… IN-IT-I-ATE…]​​ The ​​Debtor's Glory System​​ jolted online. Now, with the passive skill ​​"When Misfortune Peaks, Fortune Arrives"​​ primed to unleash ​​hundredfold retaliation​​ on his tormentors, can this debt-drowned feline defy his genetic chains and fate’s cruel mockery? Can he harness the system’s power to claw his way from the bottom and forge an underdog’s path to glory in a galaxy rigged against him?

A road trip with friends should’ve been simple—some music, some bad jokes, maybe a minor existential crisis along the way. What Sebastian didn’t expect was for one ridiculous conversation to spiral into reality-warping chaos. Now, he and his three best friends have crash-landed in a world that makes no sense, where magic is real, monsters roam, and—oh yeah—three of them are now dudettes. Regardless, this band of misfits will carve their way through this world by any means necessary, uncover the reason behind their arrival there, and perhaps stake their claim in a realm that was never theirs to begin with. However, as they reach the end of their journey, one question looms. Will they be able to reverse the unholy transformation that befell three of them? A bigger question yet—will they even want to? [!] The gender bender tag is only for the mc's friends. The protagonist won't be turned into a girl [!] [!] The yandere side of the girls will be unraveled slowly as the story goes. [!]

> Yun Wao was just trying to vibe. He partied in another city, made a few jokes, flirted with the wrong girl, and thought life was going great. Then he came back home and found his entire dynasty reduced to ashes. No family. No friends. No king. No survivors. Just him... and the smoke. Now? Yun Wao’s walking the path of cultivation — not because he wants glory, but because someone’s gonna pay. This is the story of the Immortal Born from Ashes. It starts with tragedy. It continues with chaos. And somehow, it might even end with him smiling from the heart again. ...

Hit by Truck-kun, a modern soul wakes as Ryota Kurosawa, Kuiki’s shunned, overweight outcast with a dark past. In a dystopian world ruled by cruel nobles, only the deadly Dungeon—packed with monsters and riches—offers a shot at power. With fists and grit, Ryota dives in, chasing redemption. Can he rise from “pig-face” to hero in a world that hates him?

In the neon-drenched dystopia of Fengdu City, exiled Daoist hacker ​​Shen Lian​​ and rogue cyborg ​​Lin Jie​​—a street punk with a weaponized rusted ruler and a sabotaged heart module—forge a reluctant alliance against ​​V-7​​, a biomechanical assassin cloned from Lin’s DNA by the omnipotent ​​Longyuan Corporation​​, uncovering a conspiracy to erase human memories and replace elites with emotionless killers, culminating in a data-fortress siege where Lin sacrifices himself to overload V-7’s neural core while Shen unleashes the truth, leaving Lin’s consciousness digitized and the city’s fate hanging between corporate tyranny and fragmented rebellion

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Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

He was reincarnated as the fat prevented side character with he's online friends he known for 7 years will with them also reincarnated as the losers now they want to get stronger but will they be able to change? or accept thier fate

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

This is seriously just a joke I swear to God this is a joke dear Federal Agents I do not condone anything inside of this joke thingy

After a huge fire that broke out at home, Yan Qixun had inexplicably regained memories of her past life as a scientist. Then, she realized her whole family had coincidentally regained memories of their past lives as well. After that, she found out her family members all used to be some big shot or another. Her father was the oldest mythical dragon, her mother was a deity, her oldest brother was a crown prince, her older sister was the best physician in history, her younger sister was a plant spirit, and her second brother was an immortal. This made Yan Qixun constantly feel like she did not belong among her family because of how insignificant she was in comparison. That was alright, though, because while her family was great at humbling others, they had to depend on her when it came to farming and building infrastructure. The scholar proclaims that she quite enjoys the life of a freeloader.

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

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Within the boundaries of The Empire, powerful presences lurk behind each and every corner. After finding a mysterious mask Oscar is suddenly thrust into the deep, treacherous undercurrents of the world. Tricks to attack, Jokes to deceive. In the end, everything is in the hands of fools. ------ Cover is AI ------