Fucked Silly

In the midst of swirling possibilities, a question lingered in the air like an unspoken promise: "If you were given the chance to reset the beginning, what path would you tread?" Option One: To revel in the simple joys of life, finding solace in the embrace of solitude, for the paper-thin figure is the epitome of true love. Option Two: To journey into the realm of cultivation, seeking the secrets of immortality, striving to become a legendary sword immortal. Option Three: To immerse oneself in the world of martial arts, carving out a path as an unparalleled grandmaster, destined to reign supreme over all sects. Option Four: To traverse the realms of fantasy, experiencing rebirth as a formidable entity, ascending once more to the pinnacle as a divine sovereign. Option Five: To venture into the dark realms, mastering the arts of sorcery as the esteemed leader of the demonic sect. Option Six: To ascend the throne and rule over all, commanding an empire in the realm of fantasy, for in the divine dynasty, the desire to reign as emperor burns brightest. Amidst this array of choices, Chu Yuan declared with unwavering determination, "I crave the throne. I shall be emperor." Yet, the system interjected, its digital voice tinged with skepticism, "Is it not preferable to live a simple life as a recluse?" "Is it not preferable to be emperor?" Chu Yuan retorted, his resolve unyielding. Silence greeted his response, an acknowledgment of his unwavering determination. "Congratulations, host, on selecting Option Six: to reign over all, in the divine dynasty of the supreme emperor." [Divine Destiny Selection System is launching...]

[Cover art is AI-generated, credits to webnovel] "You journal? That's silly" His laugh made my jaw tick, here we go again with people telling me the things I enjoy doing are 'Childish' or 'Silly'. I closed the book and stood up, my hair coming undone as the band snapped. Great, just great. My phone buzzed as I walked away, my name being yelled by the prick behind me. The screen read 'Eudora'. I hesitated before picking and placed it next to my ear waiting for her to speak. I wish I didn't...pick up the phone.

in a world similar to feudal japan a fisher man is on an adventure with a female samurai to free the river from the greedy bandit king and put an end to his corrupt city it is a silly hobby to pass time and is only being done because I couldn't stop thinking of it I honestly enjoyed this a bit more than I though I would so some tips would be nice if you have any

Lestes was a peak cultivator, fall in deep sleep after a battle when he woke up he found that, his opponent soul in his last battle, nine headed serpent soul, which he sealed in his soul has started affecting his own thinking, which tern him into a lecherous, lustful person to not go astray and not affecting his Dao Lestes Decided to peak few maid, to have sex with them and satisfy his lust. he will take many maid and going to have a lots of sex along in his journey to in return to his previous peak. fuck his new maid which he peaked in forest. fuck city lord sexy daughter fuck Lin clan sexy princess fuck gorgeous phoenix maiden

I was cheated and betrayed and reborn. in this life, i will take revenge and fuck all those

Nox is like most boys, he desires a life of magic, harems, and fighting evil demon lords! Except... he was born on plain old earth. So, after 100 Isekai attempts all failing, he gives up. Due to his failure to start anew, with his friend Shikra, he creates a vigilante club at his school. Despite its silly foundation, the club helps Nox and the members cope with their dark pasts, all while Nox fails miserably to live out his MC fantasies.

After his untimely death, Bai Ying is unexpectedly offered the chance to travel through various anime worlds by a mysterious system. His mission? To romance and win over the protagonists of these worlds. His first stop? The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., where he steps into the role of Makoto Teruhashi, Kokomi's older brother. But instead of following Makoto’s usual obsession with his sister, Bai Ying's mission target becomes the aloof and overpowered Saiki Kusuo. Bai Ying: If this is the first world, I’m so fucked.

Is the risk of the unknown worth giving up what you already have? At the age of 20, Sovereign feels that life is unfulfilling and lacking in thrill. During a period of depression, he made a wish—only for it to be heard by something that shouldn't have. A wish granted ; a life changed.

Just a book of silly(mostly depressing) scribbles. It'll be gore and dark, read at your own risk:33

Reincarnated into a Cultivation world with a system, Alex decides to just fuck around and have fun, that is, until the 'find out' part of fuck around and find out happens, with looming threats and unseen hands, will he survive? The answer is yes. he has a system, what did you think this was? Now he just gets to fuck around in an open-world map. And of course, cultivate so he can kick ass as every up-and-coming protagonist must.

In a world similar to our own, and equally fucked, a guild known as Grand Necessity formed by the Gods of Luck, Death, and Creation appears. They force the planet to undertake quests to begin healing the planet. This story focuses on how the world reacts. Some comply begrudgingly, others happily. And there are those who try to resist with their own strength and wealth. In the end, one can only hope their struggles are worth it. Cause the Gods know this planet is almost certainly doomed.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] Alright, let’s get one thing straight—I didn’t ask for this. One moment, I was a perfectly normal guy, living my perfectly average life. The next? I wake up as Edric Von Ainsworth, a notorious noble villain in a fantasy novel. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Because in this story, Edric is a grade-A scumbag who bullies his personal maid—who, by the way, just happens to be the Hero’s beloved sister. Guess what happens next? The Hero kills him. Yeah. Not happening. So, I do the obvious thing—I start treating Safina like gold. No more abuse, no more cruelty, just smiles, head pats, and maybe a little bribery. Boom. My death flag? Gone. But then I realize something—I’m a noble. A rich, powerful, feared noble. And in a world where guys like me take whatever they want… why the hell should I hold back? So, I buy a gorgeous succubus, a towering 7-foot ogre girl, and a mysterious elf slave—and that’s just the beginning. I start rewriting my fate, one beauty at a time. The Hero? He can have his little adventure. I’ll be here, living like a king. ...Assuming, of course, that fate doesn’t come knocking again.

When 12-year-old Luna Taylor died, she did not even think that she would become a ghost, let alone one who lives in a school with a group of spirits with completely different personalities. Though all that was rather silly for Luna, the fact that she meets a person that is alive and looks exactly like her, isn't as funny.

Trashed!

A young man woke up to a world of magic and endless possibilities. He was transmigrated. Great! Only that he now had three huge problems. One, he had no memories of his past. Two, he was a villain destined to die no matter the outcome. And three, the heroines were all kinda... should he say, obsessed? Yeah, he was fucked. [Note] No Yuri. Conflicting emotions of MC due to loss of memory for the first part. Huge plot twist, so don't fall for whatever you see. NTR? Not. But probably netori. Beta MC? Big No. Harem? Yes! Don't ask me how but I'll make it possible. ..... More golden tickets for faster updates!

CAUTION: TABOO Previous Title: Crippled Hier Wake up with a MILF system Zhang Fei was a degenerate looser back on Earth. He was crowned the Coomer King after jerking his way to victory in a twisted online test, only to get sucked into a void and thrown into a xianxia world of qi, sects, and hmm.....pussies. Reborn as a crippled heir, his body’s fucked—useless limbs, cock barely twitching—he’s stuck drooling over jade beauties he can’t touch, until........a window lights up in his life. “Welcome to the Crippled Heir MILF System." "Host! Ready to fuck your way to the top?” Hell yeah, he is. Task one? Get a hand job. His first conquest? A thick-ass MILF who calls herself “Mother,” her massive tits spilling qi-nourished milk into his mouth while she strokes his cock till he cums hard, fixing his broken ass with every sticky spurt. Now, fully healed, Zhang Fei’s out to steal every jade beauty, fuck rival sect bitches senseless and claim the fat legacy that he is supposed to have. The system dings with every thrust: “Mission: Bang your way to the top. Rewards: Qi Potion, badass moves, and more pussy.” Will he ascend to fuck the heavens or just fuck everything in his path? Spoiler: he’s doing both. Tags: R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Netori | Blowjob | Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Hardcore | Feet | Thick | Thicc | Loli | Milf | Gilf | Young & Mature | Choking | Outdoors | Humiliation | Nymph | Bdsm | Fetish | Dual Cultivation | Action| Handsome MC | Weak to Strong MC | Antihero | Comedy | Taboo|

Every night, Mia talks to a star. It’s a silly habit—one she picked up as a child and never outgrew. The world moves on without her, people come and go, but the star remains. Silent. Constant. The only thing that listens. Or so she thought. Lately, things feel… different. The air around her is warmer, like someone is there. Watching. Listening. It’s ridiculous—impossible, even. And yet, she can’t shake the feeling that she’s not as alone as she once believed. Then, one night, something changes. A shift so subtle, so impossible, that it leaves her questioning everything. What if the star she’s been confiding in… isn’t just a star?

"Ah fuck." Kenji was a normal overworked yet underpaid employee who liked absolutely nothing other than sleeping. One fortunate [unfortunate] day, she died a peaceful [gruesome] death in the hands of her lover [classic and fucking hilarious because who would die from a heart attack watching her lover fuck a whore] and transmigrated in a trashy, shitty, totally useless waste of paper, F-Rated novel that was criticized by the readers of badungdung platform for its grade school writing style [Hey! That's not true]. "Shut the fuck up, you crazy system. Butt in the narration one more time and i'll hang you upside down with a hole in your pants." Ahem. Well, trust me when I say though, that transmigrating is the least of her problems right now. After all, she have died twelve times. Whether she becomes an obedient pet, a kind master, a powerful villain, a cute heroine, or an npc you can't see in the background- her death, is absolute. That was until, the system made a mistake. [Welcome host! Congratulations for being granted, yet another opportunity to reincarnate. Please press restart to gain automatic 100 points. However, due to excessive internal system overload, all the previous progress was automatically deleted.] "This is fucking insane. Delete the system." [Yes host, commencing the command delete sys- WAIT ARE YOU CRAZY? I KNEW THIS BITCH HAS SOME LOSE SCREWS IN THE HEAD, THE MANAGEMENT BETTER COMPENSATE ME. MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE AND YOU GIVE ME A HOST WITH SOME LOOSE SCREW? FUCK! I'M COMPLAINING TO THE MANAGE- Ah shit.] "Complain to who, sweetheart?" [...] "Well, It's a little bit too late for that sweetheart. Alright, you better listen to me before I blow both of our heads off." [Bloody hell]

a brother and sister each one more fucked up then the other, instead of morals what about emotions, i just do it because i like it it's a dark fantasy with two main characters

I has lots of descriptive sex, descriptive gore and violence, and lots of swearing and rude humor.

"Who here hasn't answered yet?" the teacher smiles crookedly, lounging languidly on his chair. "Oh yeah, how could I forget about you? Ms. Martin, to the blackboard!" "How you've fucked me up, Mr. Gilbert!", I lazily rise from my seat, casting an irritated glance at him. "In every sense of the word!"

POWER OF WHAT NOW????? What do you mean I gotta fight all these poor, schizophenic people? I Am Shen Fucking Luochen. Why should I care about these pathetics people?

Due to missed communication I reborn as second daughter.my eldest sister is non attributed got for nothing . worked harder to prove my self all glory went to silly eldest daughter. I sent my silly sister to merchant guild they became started going public. I sent sister to backward village it got recommendation to became first tier city I tried to expand business my sister became mastermind in everyone's eyes my mister perfect is crazy about my sister but my sister here asking what is love can it be eaten it's as story about rash willfully hardworking second sisters downfall and eldest sister ever days vlogs

Have you ever read a story? So stupid and senseless that it makes your blood boil and makes you pity even the villain of the novel. if you haven't that's fine because our protagonist did. "FROM WHERE THE FUCK DID NTR COME FROM?" He threw his console controller on the which did a cartoonish bounce and formed a bump on his forehead. ------ "Wait! What's this place!?" The moment he woke he found himself in a strange location never been visited by him ever before. ------ "No!! No!! No!! How the hell did I end in the body of this cucked villain! Why did I end up in this body!!" He lamented when looked at his face in the mirror that got beaten blue by the protagonist of the game. ------ "Don't worry, Riech. I will fulfill your and fucking kill the bastard and fuck his mother and avenge you!" He clenched his fist and gritted his teeth in anger vowing to take revenge. ***** If you want to support me than I would appreciate if you could donate! Paypal: @Un1que01

What would happen if one day you woke up and discovered that you were trapped in a silly novel that had been turned into a manga and then into a game due to its popularity? You wouldn't know, because it's the kind of boring novel you usually abandon, with no intention of finishing it. That's what happened to an ordinary guy who was just trying to live a normal life. Now, he will find himself caught in a whirlwind of problems he never imagined. Don't trust anyone, not even your own senses, because this world, filled with clichés and plagiarism, is full of dark secrets and unexpected surprises.