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Son of a bitch! I just finished this godawful fantasy novel, and now I'm knee-deep in it – as David, the disgraced son of the Solarian Empire's top general! Talk about some twisted cosmic joke. But hold on a damn minute... maybe this isn't all bad. Armed with the knowledge of that trashy plot, I can become the ultimate shadow player, an overlord perhaps. Screw the damsel-in-distress harem too – it's time to pull the strings and become the real power behind the throne. This isekai might be a steaming pile, but I'm rewriting the ending with a little more... Debauchery (wink wink). [Warning: Mature content R-18 ] My tags: Smart Mc - Harem - Milf Hunter- Op Mc - Cold and cunning Mc - edgy-Op-Mc, NO YURI, smut- romance-massacre. Gifts: Massage Chair: unlocks 1 bonus chapter. Luxury Car: Unlocks 2 bonus chapters. Dragon: Unlocks 3 bonus chapter. Magic Castle: Unlocks 5 bonus chapters within a week! Space Craft: Unlocks 10 bonus chapters within a week! Golden Gachapon: Unlocks 15 bonus chapters within a week! Reviews: let's get to 30 reviews soon: unlocks 3 bonus chapters! (7/30) The number within the brackets at the end represents the number of reviews and how many left to unlock bonus chapters! Show some love and happy reading ლ(◉‿◉ ლ)

She was a famous assassin who had killed important figures, but ironically, she was killed by her own lover. And when she thought she was dead, it turned out she was occupying the soul of a young girl who was tricked by her own family. 'Because I have been reborn, I will take revenge on the people who planned my murder and also teach a lesson to the people who underestimated the girl whose soul I reside in!' However, things become complicated when she has to marry a cold man, whom she spent the night with.

“I seduced the daughter of the Jade Emperor”. “I was sentenced to death, but it didn’t matter…” “I already achieved my goal”. … “W-what is going on?” “Impossible!” “He’s severed the wheels of space and time, he’s about to jump into the river of time! Stop him!” It was too late to stop him though, the Lord of Profanity disappeared, jumping into the river of time to go back in time. To restart it all over…, this time, with experience, and a system. [You have gained profanity skill: Heavenly Touch!] [You have gained profanity skill: Ultimate Massage!] “Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the profane one!”

To Julianne, fate never played any part in her 17 years of life but what happens when fate plays its trick and she lands in a world she never thought existed. A world where magic exists, which looks like a fairy tale but under that cover is lurking living beasts. To be a part of this newfound world lily have to acknowledge both the light and dark side of her soul.

Ryan traveled to such a mysterious world and became an apprentice in a monster pharmacy. [Ding! You cured Miss Succubus's androphobia, you got "Durable Potion Formula" x1, 500 Skull Coins, Miss Succubus's favorability +100] [Ding! Your massage technique made the vampire princess feel physically and mentally happy, you got "Medical Skill: Eagle Vine Hand" x1, 500 Skull Coins, Vampire Princess's dependence +100] Let's see how a human, in this dark world full of monsters and evil spirits worse than demons, step by step to the pinnacle of life. "Sorry, all the monsters and horrors, if you want to kill me, please ask my patients if they agree first!" But... What's the truth behind this Dark World? Is it a paradise for horrors demons and monsters a prison for imprisoned criminals,? or a shelter when the True Darkness comes? Why Ryan traveled to here? To find out all the truth, let's follow Ryan's footprint by reading this novel!

"Stop following me!" Asher yelled, his patience running thin. He had let it slide for too long because she had done a lot for him. But now she was everywhere, suffocating him. "I’m only trying to protect you," she responded. Asher sighed, running a hand through his hair. "I need some space, alright? I can take care of myself." She didn’t budge, and just kept staring at him with that same obsessive look, like she had no intention of leaving. "Is it because you’re strong now? Are you going to leave me because I'm no use to you anymore?” Her voice had turned cold, sharp enough to cut through the silence. “Of course not, you know that’s not the reason…” “Then why do you want me to stop following you?” “I’m just going to the restroom, for God’s sake!” He massaged his temple, clearly at his wit’s end. “Oh, you should have said that earlier.” She giggled, the earlier tension melting away. “I did,” he sighed in defeat.

Athen had always lived a solitary life, as without any family or friends, he struggled to survive in his poor, forgotten hometown. The only escape from this grim reality came in the form of tales of magic told by rare visitors from the distant capital. That was, until one day, Athen discovered that magic wasn't just a dream. It was within him. With his newfound power, Athen completed a desperate heist, stealing a priceless diamond. But his triumph was short-lived when he realized the diamond was a fake. Yet... what seemed like a cruel trick turned out to be a blessing in disguise, for the fake diamond held the key to unlocking Athen’s greatest desire: the chance to truly learn magic.

What would you do if you could copy abilities during an apocalypse? Of course, you can only copy women's abilities by having sex with them and absorbing their coitus essence! Jake Mystro, a determined and strong-willed teenager without an ability, was frowned upon and disdained for being powerless, as his body even rejected artificial abilities. Yet, that didn't bother Jake or make him sad, rather, he supported himself with the help of beast gears to avoid being bullied. However, on a particular day, Jake got tricked into awakening his Vampiric powers, but the process left him in a life and death condition. Luckily, he acquired the 'Cuckold System. [Ding!] [You have acquired the Cuckold System] [The Goddess of lust has acknowledged your strong will and determination] [You have become a dedicated follower] [By stealing other people's women you shall become stronger] "I shall not become the follower of anyone! I will also conquer the goddess of lust! Mark my words!"  [Fufufu.....you have balls of steel, you know?] Let's follow the journey of Jake Mystro as he embarks on the journey of doing perverted tasks and becoming men's worst nightmare. ========================= Tags: Slice of life, Incest, Netori, Ecchi, Witches, Vampires, Pregnancy, Rape, Beastkins, Demi-humans, fellatio, cunnilingus, Dhampirs, Demons, gods, Fetish, Sperm-spreading, OP-Protagonist, Academy, Blood manipulation, Gore, Familiars, and Mutants. ------- Note: The MC didn't acquire the system in the early chapters. Mc is not getting ntr'd. MC is not getting cucked or getting stolen from. He'll be the one to steal from people. _________

Als einer der ersten Spieler, die Zugang zu World of Falan - dem weltweit ersten immersiven Spiel - erhalten, erstellt Roland seinen Charakter als Magier. Doch das Spielen als Magier ist nicht so lustig und einfach, wie er dachte. Sein Kopf explodiert sogar, nachdem er den allerersten Zauber im Spiel gewirkt hat. Während er stur bei seiner Klasse bleibt, während die meisten Magier beschließen, einen neuen Charakter zu erstellen, entdeckt Roland nach und nach die Tricks des Handwerks und sein ungewöhnliches Talent. Das erlaubt ihm, die Klischees der Leute über Magier zu verändern und die tief verborgenen Geheimnisse dieses Spiels zu erforschen...

Once the ultimate Soldier King and a supreme assassin, empowered by a magical Magic Bracelet, had mastered Cultivation, Medical Skill, X-ray vision, and foreseeing the future… became an omnipotent master of pretense. Come, come, come, watch the omnipotent master of pretense teach you a few tricks of pretense. A demonic man who walked out of a major foreign prison, yet married a cold Queen-like CEO wife, leading a life where "you glare at me with displeasure, and I look at you with disdain."

In the salon, it was only the women who could tease the men; men were not to lay hands on the women. "Sis Li, this is our breast enhancement SPA service," he said. "By massaging the acupoints on the chest, the cell will grow, making your breasts even more proud and perky." "Mmm~ah~" "Sis Li, the breast enhancement SPA is finished; now it's time for your buttocks." young woman's low moans suddenly escalated, as if hitting a crescendo, her body tensed sharply! Her eyes widened, a brief stupefaction induced by extreme excitement! "Damn, she's done,"

Zhou Dao transmigrated to a world where demons rampaged and Daoist laws ruled. His sect was in straitened circumstances, and their property was on the brink of being demolished. Desperate, Zhou Dao had his eyes fixed on the coffin of the sect’s Grandmaster and decided to do something with it. A voice rang, “D*mn! You are actually plotting to steal my skull. With your attitude, Sunset Mountain has a chance of reaching its heyday again!” On that very night, the corpse of the Grandmaster moved! Moving forward, Zhou Dao would receive rewards whenever he offered up demonic beasts as sacrifices to the Grandmaster. He offered up a 1000-year zombie as a sacrifice and received the Indestructible Body of Demon Refining. He offered up a nine-tailed demon fox as a sacrifice and received a Fox Girl Puppet. He offered up a demon turtle from the Eastern Sea as a sacrifice and received a high-power muscle massage gun. … For eons, countless Daoist members meditated on The Yellow Court Classic. For years to come, Zhou Dao harvested countless demonic beasts with no intention of burying them. Many years later, in the same Daoist temple, Zhou Dao sat at the front door as he bore witness to the joy and the sorrow of all creations. He had seen birth, illness, death, and all sorts of bizarre phenomena. He put on a crooked grin as he said, “I offer up the heavens and the earth as a sacrifice.”

Zhulan, in a transmigration novel about a supporting female's counterattack through farming, managed a triple leap: getting married, bearing children, and becoming a mother-in-law. The point to focus on: She became the wicked mother-in-law from the counterattack stories. From 26 to 36, not to mention, with six kids in tow, two daughters-in-law, a few grandkids, and a still-living husband—emphasis on the fact that he's not her original spouse, but the one who trapped her into transmigration. Only after becoming the original body did Zhulan realize she was miserably tricked by her two daughters-in-law. The elder daughter-in-law had a loud voice, complete with a 'brain-enhancing' feature—it turned every little issue into a big deal once it reached her mouth. The younger daughter-in-law was timid and weak, bursting into tears at the drop of a hat, perfectly crafting the image of Zhulan as a wicked mother-in-law. Zhulan, ".......This life is really unbearable." Someone, "You still have me." Zhulan, "Ha, you're the one who screwed me over the most!" Someone, "......"

The stunning female general has been reborn and is determined to become the nemesis of men. Hey hey, that iceberg man, it's you who's torturing me. Don't think that just because you have a noble status and a pretty face, I'll be soft hearted. Who else is that guy, with peach blossom eyes squinting and idle all day long? Don't think I owe you a favor, just stick to me like an acorn candy. On the left is a reborn concubine, on the right is a time traveling witch, and there are also close friends who like to pretend to be little white flowers. If you have any tricks, feel free to use them! I have the Thirty Six Stratagems in my hands, I have them all in the world! I am a girl, who am I afraid of?

Three Souls lay in one body, One soul belonging to a man who had reached the peak, the strongest there ever was, the one who had the talent to do so. Yet he suffered because of his talent. His soul shone as bright as a galaxy once, but now is but a sun. His talents made him the envy of all. And He lost it all, tricked and manipulated from the time he was a child. The Second soul belonged to a man soon to be the richest in the world in his own universe. A man who had his face charred, a man who seemingly had every odd placed against him from the very beginning. He went against the family that abused him and triumphed over them. Yet he was left broken inside, He craved a release, and the first soul brought him that release. And he became a psychopath that scared the manifestation of evil itself. And the Third? The child born from their souls was anything but ordinary. Cursed with a fate no one wanted. Cursed with the fact that the Universe wanted him dead. He was born from Chaos And Ice and a fraction of light, yet he manipulated space. His abilities were so powerful they were harmful to his body. His talent is as infinite as the boundless cosmos. His enemies were greater than one could count. His luck is worse than shit. And yet, he continued to fight. Despite whatever was thrown at him, he would brute force through it or outsmart it, befitting the other two above. He continued to fight, not believing in the bullshit that was destiny. ---------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/Sgxw6QEsgE

what will you do if you have; infinite skill point infinite system point infinite energy omni-system shop . . . . . . let's follow our protagonist as he got transmigrated to one of his favourite novel and becomes an existence that rules the omniverse with his overpowered and Omnipotent system. . . . This is a recreation of my previous Novel the Omnipotent system Extra Chapters 200 Power Stones - 1 Extra Chapter 500 Power Stones - 2 Extra Chapters 1200 Power Stones - 3 Extra Chapters 20 Golden Tickets - 1 Extra Chapter 100 Golden Tickets - 2 Extra Chapters 500 Golden Tickets - 3 Extra Chapters Gifts Cola, Pizza and capsule -- Have a character with the gifter's name. Massage Chair, Luxury Car and Dragon -- can create a character Magic Castle, Spacecraft and Golden Gachapon -- all of the above and have their characters revolve around the Mc, can also create a storyline or plot. This is my discord link, still working on it though https://discord.com/invite/RyuzMVHR

"Martial Arts World..." Death murmured, shocked by the turn of the events. How could he, primordial being of the afterlife, get tricked by a mere human? Not just a mere human, but also earthling, race that was weakest of the twenty realms. Death realized the extent of his mistake. An earthling had just jumped into the river of the reincarnation, where he definitely didn't belong. It was too late. The damage has been done. The matter was now out of his hands. "Kiernan Hunter..." ... Remake of the Martial Arts System, and while the concept stays the same, the story is completely different. A few names, etc, stays the same, but mostly whole new story. I've wanted to do this for a while, and now I had finally motivation to do it.

In an alternate world, the year is 1947, and as India steps into the dawn of its hard-won independence, an extraordinary twist of fate unfolds. A soul from the future, unexpectedly transported back in time, finds himself thrust into the highest office of the land, Prime Minister of a nation on the cusp of rebirth. What follows is a journey through the corridors of power, where betrayal lurks at every corner, and internal strife threatens to tear the fledgling nation apart. Faced with impossible choices, this modern mind must navigate a country marked by political intrigue, international pressures, and the weight of a people’s hopes. But beneath the surface lies a larger ambition, the vision of an Akhand Bharat, a united and unshakable India that rises from the ashes of its tragic past to forge a bold new future. As history begins to unravel and destiny is rewritten, the stakes grow ever higher. What will it take to unify a divided land and bring forth a nation powerful enough to redefine its place on the global stage? In a tale of courage, sacrifice, and the power of leadership, witness the birth of "A New India" unlike any before, a force to be reckoned with, ready to stand among the world’s greats. If you want to support me via PayPal - https://www.paypal.me/Clausmic 1/2 Chapter Daily depending of the word count. For Bonus Chapters:- 150 Power Stone - 1 Chapter 5 Golden Ticket - 1 Chapter Massage Chair - 2 Chapters Castle - Mass Release (10/15 Chapters) Do read my New Work: 1 - Getting A System Mall In Cultivation World 2 - Germany's New Dawn Join Discord Server - https://discord.gg/JudwUcQG42

Abandoned on the battlefield, all he could do was endure the hellish life. He had no family to rely on, as they had turned their backs on him. A soul from the battlefield, Lucavion Thorne. But apparently, he was a lot more than a mere soldier, as fate had many things stored for him. A soul from Earth....When they merged, he realized. He was a one-chapter villain whose sole purpose was to serve as a background setting for the protagonist's tragedy. But was he truly a one-chapter villain, or did fate still have some tricks up its sleeve? Watch the story of Lucavion Thorne as he finds the purpose behind his transmigration and discovers his own fate. ---------- One or two chapters daily. Chapter Length 1500-2000 You can check my discord if you want. You will be able to see the illustrations here and engage in a conversation with me if I am available. https://discord.gg/BQRMhDxZr8

Dreams, dreams mean a lot of things to a lot of people. To some dreams are nothing more than the mind playing tricks on you, while to others dreams are visions that show us our past and possible futures. But to Toby Robinson, dreams are just a way for him to have fun, because ever since he inherited a Dream System from who knows where, he got the ability to journey into the world of dreams, and go on all manner of supernatural adventures. But where did this system come from, who created it, and who may be coming after it? These are not questions that our main protagonist is thinking about, but they will no doubt come back to haunt him. Join Toby Robinson as he learns to use his amazing system, which will one day decide the fate of his world, but he doesn't know that yet. With the fate of the world resting on the shoulders of a fun loving teenager, find out if he actually has what it takes to be a hero. [Congratulations, You Have Inherited The Dream System]

What will you do when the gods turn Earth into their playground? Run, hide, and hope for the best? What if it isn’t an option? What if you’re the thing they want to play with? What if they want you to play for their entertainment? That is what the humans had to go through when the gods forced an awakening upon them. Pick classes, slay monsters, and survive being the god’s pet. Surviving an apocalypse can be fun, but a divine apocalypse? It will be fun… but only for the gods. For the rest, it is a test for survival. Maybe not for everyone. What if someone views it as an opportunity to take revenge on everyone who had betrayed him? What if someone doesn’t care about being used by the gods as long as he can use them for his revenge? That’s what Kang YuWon sets out to achieve once calamity strikes. Revenge on everyone, including his family, and even the gods, if they ever cross paths. ~~~Bonus Chapter Goals~~~ 50 powerstones/20 golden tickets: 1 bonus chapter. ~~~Gift goals~~~ Massage chair: 1 bonus chapter. (Same day) Luxury Car: 2 bonus chapters. (Same day) Dragon: 4 bonus chapters. (Same week) Magic Castle: 6 bonus chapters. (Same week) Spacecraft: 10 bonus chapters. (Same month) Gachapon: 15 bonus chapters. (Same month)

Only Netori. I am not interested in c***hold fetish and stuff. MC will only take other women, no one will take MC women. -------- In a world ruled by power, ambition, and fragile alliances, Kael Vortan rises from obscurity to claim his inheritance a barony of fertile lands coveted by greedy lords and kings. But Kael has more than just his wits and sword to carve his path; he is chosen by the enigmatic Netorare System, a power whispered to be the will of Yrdan, the God of Desire and Betrayal. Through the system, Kael gains abilities to shatter bonds and ignite forbidden passions, turning love and loyalty into tools for domination. Rival lords, arrogant knights, and even kings will taste defeat not by the sword, but by the theft of their most cherished treasures, their women. "Your wife smiles at you, but she dreams of me," Kael whispers to a rival lord as he claims his prize. "System Alert: Target’s bond weakened. Initiating ‘Passion Amplifier.’" From noble ladies yearning for freedom to queens trapped in loveless marriages, Kael’s seductive conquest leaves a trail of chaos in its wake. As his power grows, so does the price will Kael succumb to the system’s will, or will he bend the world to his own desires? "Every bond is a chain waiting to be broken. I am the key." Welcome to Vinterra, where love, betrayal, and ambition intertwine in the hands of a baron destined for greatness. -------------- Also if you want to support me beyond Webnovel. Here is the link please check it out and various membership. ko-fi.com/mrtraumamaster Also you can join my personal discord server https://discord.gg/VKuajnDc Another server for Gathering of Authors from different novel- https://discord.gg/pTRnNvQBdG ----- BONUS CHAPTER 10 Golden Ticket - 1 Chapter Massage Chair - 1 Chapters Magic Castle - 5 Chapters Anything beyond this is mass release of 10 chapter.

A young boy was living peacefully. Although he was poor and alone, he was happy with what he had. Until one day, a girl came into his lonely life, making it worth living. However, this also didn't last long when the girl he considered his only family in the world got afflicted with a mysterious illness! In the end, he sold his parent's house, the last memory he had of them, hoping to save his Lil Sis. He was even willing to live in the slums if he could save her and, for the first time in his life, stop this tragedy from happening! But fate yet played another trick on him when a greedy shop owner sold him fake medicine and tricked all the money he got after selling his parents' house! After being pushed into the corner, he hated those treacherous people; he hated the unfair life, and he even hated Heaven itself! In the moment of hatred and helplessness, he holloed to the sky, "IF I HAVE THE POWER, I'LL STEAL FROM HEAVEN ITSELF, JUST LIKE HOW IT STEALS EVERYONE FROM ME!" However, this boy didn't know that this absurd wish would be granted one day by something called the system, and it would also force him to walk on the path of a THIEF! A path that was despised and loathed by Heaven itself! ______ Discord Server: https://discord.gg/nuH7Mu8F

In every action lies a hidden meaning while commitment and process lays foundations of intent filled with motives. And for the people that are unrestrained to laws and order when they are plunged into a new environment, they will not hesitate to commit their grand schemes of things. That's what the outlaw folks are, they are free from the rules and regulations set by the society and don't completely abide them. One dying individual from the real world gets his soul transported to the parallel world and possessed a young teenager named Louie Quan Crowley. When the stray individual makes sense of the environment he's in, he springs to action into doing whatever he couldn't do in his previous world. What stunts and tricks would he pull in a scheme of grandeur to satisfy his quest for self-satisfaction?

The Year is 1885 of the Imperial Calendar. When the Imperial Flagship P.R.S. REAPER comes under attack, Major Derringer "Trick-Shot" Asus calls his bay handler to open his hanger so he can deploy in defense of the ship but is denied deployment. Soon after the ships Commander gives him a new task. Escort the Chalmayan Princess back to their home world of Primia.

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For generations, it had been common knowledge that every dead soul is granted a cheat and reincarnated into a fantasy world where they'll be the main protagonist, the one the story revolves around. Nith was one of these lucky souls—or rather, very unlucky. Instead of awakening powerful skills like others, Nith awakened an SSS-ranked talent: Concealment. A powerful yet seemingly useless skill that could only conceal his system panel, talents, and aura from everyone, including the Higher Beings. At first, Nith was dejected... then he thought: "What if I conceal my talent and... trick the other gods into giving me a new one?" [Congratulations you just obtained SSS Talent Devourer!] [Congratulations you just obtained SSS Ranked Shadow Extraction!] [Congratulations you just obtained the talent SSS Time reversal!] With the ability to gain more talents, Follow Nith on his journey to become the strongest being in the heavens and Earth. * * * * [Note: MC can Acquire more than 10 Talents]

Ren’s life ends in tragedy when a selfless sacrifice leads to his untimely death. Awakening in the afterlife, he’s offered three choices: two promising unimaginable power and one granting the simple, normal life he’s always craved. Without hesitation, he steps through the black gate to start his normal life. But there is a catch. He’s been tricked. Reborn into a world of magic and danger, Ren awakens with rare beast-taming abilities that draw the empire’s ruthless attention. With a growing harem of powerful Beast Queens by his side, he must fight to survive, battle a spreading corruption, and protect the lands from destruction. Ren’s journey as a World Traveller will take him across realms, where untold dangers, allies, and unimaginable power await. And beautiful women not to be excluded. Yet this world, is only the beginning.

In her memories "...when you felt that your existence is nothing new to the world but you grab hold of it like living it for the first time."She laughed menacingly hard, her eyes darkened and the proper demeanour diminished. "When you felt like intervening for no good reason." "When you felt like you know what will happen next." "When you felt like going with the flow, those mind tricks." "I do appreciate an explanation towards things that cannot be explained. But I'll still believe it nonetheless. " she said calmly "Camille, hmm?" she mumbled quietly, tasting that name in her tongue. "And when you realise that everything was not real."

After forming a blood pact with the Saint and Demon ladies, the good-for-nothing young boy obtained the Yin-Yang divine veins, learned the art of alchemy and martial arts, and dominated the world. The young Shen Xiang had a romantic encounter with a goddess and a witch, and obtained their supreme inheritance, acquired a divine vein that defied the heavens, learned peerless magical skills, and mastered superb alchemy techniques, which made him very successful on the road of martial arts... When he was hungry, he would refine some pills as snacks, when he was lonely, he would flirt with the high and mighty goddess, when he was bored, he would play with those martial arts masters who came to ask for pills, and when he was tired, he would let the delicate wives around him give him massages... Author : Silent little thief