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-WSA 2025 ENTRY- Any Gifts = Discord Nitro! An anomaly was born, lying deeply tucked away in Priscilla's soul. One faithful night it was awake by an encounter with a grand witch who placed Priscilla on her journey to explore the eldritch unknown. But trouble peeked around every corner, the fangs of the Immortal Vaundr struck at Priscilla, threatening to destroy everything she built for herself. With the help of a secret coven and the grand witch Lucia, she embarks on a journey to explore the unknown and understand the power that had implanted itself inside her. But the coven’s agenda differed from her own, they wished to harness her power and reign with chaos across the globe.

Jianghu was in turmoil, an era of great strife. The leader of Great Qin wielded the Mo Blade, leaving the world battered and bruised. The ageless figures of Jianghu crouched upon the mountains, and with a single turn, they cast the entire world below them. Strong men measured the earth with their feet, and heroes of Jianghu could cleave the heavens with one sword, yet in the blink of an eye, they were drunk in the embrace of beauties. The Taoist carried his sword, the Scholar drunk on wine. Wearing tattered clothes, a beggar grasped a rotten branch and dared to storm the ancestral hall of the Taoist Sect. On the willow-lined causeway, in the long pavilion, a man who had sat withered for thirty years turned and stepped out, holding a peach blossom, with a flick of his wrist, he shattered ten miles of red candles. The era of Great Qin was renamed the Great Yuan Era. The youth with the Wooden Sword left his mountain village behind. (Solo female lead)

After the destruction of their coven and the death of the coven leader, Sara, Mary, Isabelle, Emily, and Elizabeth made their way to Salem, the one place where no witch was safe. Under the new coven leader Sara, everyone explores what Salem has to offer to each of them. Their bonds will be put through test after test all the while keeping their secret safe from the watchful eye of the town. Will they come out in triumph or fail and suffer the fate as the previous witches did.

In a world where mathematics and cosmic forces intertwine, Jake Vietnam was born from the Stellar Heavenly Child. Guided by the teachings of Kirk Weiler, the enigmatic author of the sacred eMath texts, Jake assembles a group of friends versed in the arcane arts of mathematics. Posting on RoyalRoad as well.

A group of wolves, a gathering of witches, a trio of bears. An engaging narrative... Alpha Yona is struggling with his emotions towards Chhaya. He is hesitant to pursue a romantic connection with someone who is not his destined wolf partner. Despite his reservations, does he harbor romantic feelings for her? Cedric, Colton, and Connor are formidable bears with a significant issue involving the wolf pack. Both groups are attempting to eliminate the demons and are feeling irritated by the competition. Cedric is infatuated with Saturn, the leader of the coven, who is fixated on Alpha Yona. Can Saturn maintain focus to lead the witches effectively? Will Alpha Yona be able to navigate this complicated love triangle while maintaining order?

After her life had become a series of tragedies, Maya suddenly woke up in a hospital, finding herself a victim of an extraordinary lightning strike. Strange, inexplicable occurrences begin to unravel around her, and her once-dull world feels increasingly surreal. Before long, a mysterious woman arrives at her doorstep with a startling revelation: Maya’s suffering has granted her a new power. With nothing left to lose, Maya follows her into Mellgrah—a hidden world where witches and magic found their sanctuary long ago. In Mellgrah, Maya is offered a coveted place at the prestigious Amellan Academy. Thrilled by the promise of an extraordinary new life, she eagerly embraces her newfound path. However, as she navigates the competitive and enigmatic world of young mages, Maya begins to uncover dark secrets lurking beneath Mellgrah’s surface. The further she’s drawn into this realm’s tangled history, the more she realizes that her arrival may have been no coincidence. Bound to a fate larger than herself, Maya must decide whether to embrace her role in Mellgrah’s uncertain future—or risk losing everything.

As an ordinary person who found herself in another world, Yuna a fanatic reader decided that she is too ordinary and lazy to achieve something big and want to live a leisure and easy live, following the masses and blend in on the new world she found herself in. However, Yuna who thought herself to be quite ordinary tends to accidently create extraordinary things. •Influencing in letting the most feared assassin guild being created •Becoming a legend by creating the most respected Knights •Accidentally led to the establishment of the most devout and pious Temples .......and the list goes on. Yuna who found herself at the centre of it all : "......." Yuna: "I swear I'm only an ordinary person and everything is a mistake! an accident! I don't know anything ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ" Not only that, Yuna also have the knack of attracting all sorts of psychopaths. Psychopath no 1: "I cannot live without you, I won't let you leave me" Psychopath no 2: "You are my God and I am at the mercy of your will" Psychopath no 3: "What do you mean I am free? You are my shackles" Psychopath no 4, 5, 6, 7 : "Master, you cannot abandon us!" Yuna: "Fucking hell, what did I do??? Why Me??? (⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠˙̫̮⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠)" As a person who is always ordinary, Yuna felt overwhelmed in another world that cannot let her be ordinary! _____________________________________________________________________ Assuming a role of an ordinary person in her previous life but adorn the role of either a God's messanger, Pioneer of Light, Guide, a Path or even the God itself..... A fateful and eventful life of Yuna began in another World. [May the Holy Light be with you]

A catastrophic rift has torn the world apart, tearing open the fabric of reality and unleashing hordes of demons upon humanity. As the world is thrown into disarray, cities fall, governments crumble, and the once-thriving human race finds itself on the brink of extinction. What was once known as civilization is now a nightmare of chaos, destruction, and monsters. Amidst this apocalyptic nightmare, Selene Wright, an ordinary woman, finds herself thrust into a brutal new reality. After a near-death encounter with a demon, she awakens a mysterious lust system within her—one that demands intimacy to grow stronger. This power grants her extraordinary abilities but comes with a dangerous cost: to survive and protect those she loves, Selene must navigate a world where every bond she forms feeds the system’s insatiable hunger. In a world ravaged by demons and destruction, Selene must learn to wield this power before it consumes her completely.

The world calls for heroes, and in dire situations, they tend to rely on anything just to escape death and live. The story begins when a man from another world becomes one of the three heroes of fate. His strength prospers among the other two, fate favors him, but the people do not. After saving the entire continent from the Demon God, they feared his strength and banished him from any human land with no where to go he thought of nothing but to suffer. But there are still beings who cared enough to give his life a new light. [ You are never Forgotten ]

This book is based off a role-playing storyline me and my friends put together and are still doing as we speak. My friend Amber contributed her characters oplanu and Sarth. Maddie gave us sweet yet dangerous Moire a.k.a Moi. Our British tall guy who we call Will gave us the loving and yet confused at times Sir Luke. Mikki and Atsila were mine...the authors...own characters..along with plague the hellhound and Pox the crow. The dark majesty Ludracil was made by our own dark lord Luds. The demon being Stealth was created by our own guy named Stealth. And the sweet and helpful Casper was made by our Birdy friend R. Kirk who also created the servant Roo...as more characters appear I shall add them here to give credit for the help

Piper, a powerful witch, finds herself pregnant by Daemon, a mysterious vampire with a dark past. As she navigates her pregnancy, she faces relentless attacks from witches, wolves, and vampires who all have their own reasons for wanting her babies gone. With danger lurking at every corner, Piper must rely on her magical abilities and form unexpected alliances to protect herself and her unborn children. As the threats intensify, Piper's journey becomes a thrilling race against time to ensure the safety of her family.

my name is Jemima Morgan and I'm an orphan. my parents died 10 years ago by driving off a bridge. immediately after their death, our pack was taken over by rogues, killing people and taking valuables. I was fifteen and barely escaped with my life. I ran to different parks for help but none agreed to help. after being on the run and learning to survive on my own for a year, I finally found a park willing to take me in... 'The crescent park'. I was beyond happy when they took me in, I never knew I was in for a long and bumpy ride. for years I was the park's cleaner anything people wanted to get I was the go to person, I was the park servant. to make matters worse, I wasn't a wolf yet. a girl normally wolf out at age 16, now I'm 25 and still haven't wolfed out. I was the lowest of the low, I was worse than an omega. until today...............

Winifred’s life changes forever when she transmigrates into a world of magic, witches, gods, and demons. Lost in an unfamiliar realm, she learns she can never return to her original world. Yet, amidst the danger and wonder of this magical land, she discovers an opportunity to pursue her lifelong dream of learning magic. In this enchanting yet brutal world, where monsters lurk in shadows and seven powerful gods influence every corner of existence, Winifred’s journey is anything but easy. She must work hard, navigate a magical school, and face challenges that test her resilience and courage. This is not a typical tale of overpowered protagonists or systems granting instant strength. Instead, it’s a story of hard work, perseverance, and survival. Winifred is a determined young girl striving to carve a place for herself in a world filled with both cozy, magical surprises and the harsh realities of life. Can she survive and achieve the happiness she longs for in this strange new world, or will its dangers consume her before she can fulfill her dreams?

Normal frickin days. Boring usual college days. Normal us. So why. No ,where did it all go wrong. When did it all go wrong. Just a bunch of teenage girls trying to get over their last year as seniors ,each of them wanting to go to different universities with different dreams. Four best friends ,different personalities ,different everything ,only met last year but became closer than childhood friends or so they thought. When they get tangled up in something they never could have even dreamt of ,friendship isn't friendship ,enemies aren't enemies ,nothing is normal and usual and boring and the same and it never will be. New allies or maybe not.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

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Li Jing had transmigrated, finding himself in a modern world where everyone practiced cultivation. Everything here relied on the Spiritual Qi obtained from personal cultivation. Without family or money, and utterly clueless about how to cultivate, life was extremely difficult. However, things changed when Li Jing walked into a Soul Chicken Store and discovered that he could see the health bars of the spirit chickens... (The worldview in this story is completely fictional, so do take it with a grain of salt.)

BOOK 2 IS COMING Story COMPLETE - Book 1 In "Riding into Love: A Biker's Heart," the roar of motorcycle engines settles every score. When Hartley seeks to join a motorcycle club at her local college, led by the egotistical sexist-Hadé Degaldo, she is faced with degrading remarks and challenges to her worth, Hartley takes a daring leap by entering a secret biker race, concealing her identity behind a helmet and leather. As the race unfolds, Hartley's skills on the road prove to be a match for Hadé, shattering his unbeatable reputation. With each victory, she chips away at his confidence, and him left wondering who this mysterious rider is. As victories mount, Hartley's initial thirst for revenge transforms into a complex tangle of emotions, including unexpected feelings for her rival. Will she choose to keep her identity hidden or risk it all by unveiling the truth to Hade? Hadé Degaldo; you've met your match. CONTENT GUIDANCE: ADHD, sexism, harassment, bullying, graphic sex, nudity, no cheating, HEA

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Disaster had struck the world long ago. Now referred to the apocalypse. Only minuscule fragments were left from the largest buildings in the old world. After the apocalypse a barrier that kept magic out of the world had shattered. A meir fifty years ago this had happened babies born after this alteration now were able to wield magic. However like the old world in the beginning of this new era the people tried to suppress the use of magic. However non users,born before or during the apocalypse, were getting old and dying off from old age. While the magic users, born after the apocalypse, had been growing up. Now thirty odd years later it was no longer a crime to use or practice magic. Today a group of five early twenty year olds band together to create a safe place for the new generations of magic users to hone there skills and live with magic coherently.

In the dark and divided realm of Eryndor, Selene Windrider, an 18-year-old human, finds her life turned upside down when she is sold into the service of Lucien Dravenhart, the powerful Vampire King. Unbeknownst to her, Selene harbors a hidden legacy that could change the fate of the kingdom. As she navigates her new life in the citadel, Selene uncovers secrets that link her to ancient forces and a turbulent past. Lucien, initially driven by duty, grows to protect and cherish Selene, defying his own kind and facing rising threats from factions that seek to exploit or destroy her. In a world where love is forbidden and trust is scarce, Selene and Lucien's bond becomes a beacon of hope. Together, they confront dark conspiracies and strive to bring unity to a fractured kingdom. Witches of the Dead Kingdom is a captivating tale of forbidden love, hidden legacies, and the struggle for acceptance in a world fraught with danger and ancient grudges. ▪︎▪︎▪︎ From the ashes a fire shall be woken

after having her family executed and been imprisoned for months she is finally going to be executed and be free from this kingdom but fate has his ways and when she woke up she came back in time seven years before the tragedies of her life began, will she save her family this time and have her revenge against this corrupt kingdom?

Genre: GL, Action, Smut, Fantasy Tags: r18, Powers, Magic, Dark, Demons, Monsters Eve Sevral, a pure-blooded vampire and master swordswoman, stands as a formidable force in a world veiled in darkness and blood. Born into the illustrious Sevral family, renowned throughout the vampire realm for their pure lineage and immense power, Eve's life took a drastic turn when she betrayed her kin. Now an outcast, she roams the lands as a mercenary, her name whispered in both fear and awe. Brutal and arrogant, Eve's demeanor is one of unyielding confidence and ruthless efficiency. Yet, beneath this exterior lies a complex character bound by her own moral code—she never targets the innocent, whether they be human or otherwise. Her skills in swordsmanship are unparalleled, and when combined with her mastery of blood magic, she becomes an unstoppable force on the battlefield. Eve's world, Ezka, is a sprawling land teeming with a myriad of species and beasts—dwarves, elves, dragons, imps, and horrors beyond imagination. Amidst this chaos, Eve's journey is both solitary and crowded. Within her mind reside two harbingers of evil: Traikx Khan, a high-ranking demon from the 12 hells who is a sadist who revels in manipulation and suffering, and Ebojak, the spirit of a cursed being once vanquished by the legendary group of heroes known as "Selene's Chosen.", it lavishes within the premises of battle, carnage, and destruction Despite the malevolent nature of these entities, Eve maintains a peculiar relationship with them. Conversations with Traikx Khan and Ebojak are not uncommon, as she navigates her path through Ezka. However, their true motives remain a mystery, adding layers of complexity to her existence. Driven by a relentless pursuit of wealth and pleasure, Eve's motivations are as carnal as they are mercenary. Each job she takes brings her closer to her desires, whether it be the gleam of gold or the thrill of indulgence. As she navigates a treacherous world filled with danger and deceit, Eve's journey is one of survival, power, and the quest for her own form of redemption, forever shadowed by the legacy of the Sevral name.

High school students that choose the path of grudien protect each other again a demonic fallen angel that wants to take over the two worlds and they will find their soulmate on the way but they will have to overcome challenges to be together

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