Funny Insults

A young man dies while saving a stranger, only to wake up in the body of a condemned villain prince in another world. He is hated by the people, disowned by the emperor, and scheduled for public execution in seven days. But there's a twist— “You have been chosen by the Heavenly Paradox System. You are now an Unpredictable Variable. You exist to mess with fate.” Armed with a system that rewards him for doing the opposite of what is expected, he becomes the biggest wild card in the empire—chaotic, brilliant, funny, and dangerous.

{MATURE— DARK ROMANCE, MENTION OF SA ON AND OFF SCREEN, BULLY, ABUSE} Read the warning before clicking to read, thank you. In a world ruled by wolves, I am the mistake that breathes. Well, my name is Lisa and I’m twenty one years old. I am the girl with no wolf. No rank. No name worth remembering. Just a human girl trapped in a pack that never wanted me. Scrubbing floors, serving tables, surviving insults , I’ve learned to stay invisible. Until the night of the coronation. Until them. Three brothers. Three Alphas. Fated by blood. Feared by all. And somehow, fated… to me? I didn’t ask for the bond. I didn’t ask for the fire in their eyes when they looked at me, or the hate that followed. I was never meant to belong to anyone, much less them. But fate is cruel, and the Moon has secrets she’s just begun to whisper. You think I will still be alive to tell the story

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

Under a crimson moon, Brian discovered that just like some rare extreme psychopaths, he also acquired a miraculous ability: to fulfill the lingering attachment of the remains and receive gifts from the corpses. While he felt joy, there was also a bit of confusion. Being of good conduct and benevolent to others, why did he also receive the crimson moon's gift? This was the greatest insult to his noble character!!!

A husky that can bite mythical beasts to death in one bite, a giant panda with an immortal body, and even one who claims to be the Dragon God... This is the story of a funny pet shop owner who travels through time and obtains a system. Blood, youth, and the return of the king!!

He sold her out, after he had taken the blame for her, after she thought he loved her. But she was thrown into the hands of her dead enemy. The truth is hidden, but it's darker than betrayal. Locked behind bars, his silence was louder than any confession. It ruined her. But fate was funny, offering three men as mates to her and one of them, her worst enemy. In a game of loyalty, lies and sacrifices, how far can you go to protect the one you love? What happens when protection becomes destruction? And when her first mate breaks free, will there be anything left to save?

Mira Kim has three goals in life: survive her tyrant boss, avoid emotional entanglements, and one day watch Jeon Jaehyuk aka her boss to trip over his own arrogance. Mira’s job as an executive assistant to Korea’s coldest CEO is already a daily disaster- between impossible deadlines, sarcastic insults, and a boss who seems personally offended by happiness. But when a bizarre late-night incident flips her world upside down, she finds herself entangled in a secret far too ridiculous to believe… yet impossible to ignore. All she wanted was a raise. What she got was absolutely unhinged. Feathers. Fury. Feelings she did not authorize. One thing’s for sure, this is not in her job description. Note: Ladies and gentlemen, the entire story is told from Mira’s unhinged perspective. Buckle up.

She was never meant to wear the crown. He was never meant to fall. But fate doesn't ask permission. In the kingdom of Velaris — where every rose has thorns and every noble smile hides a blade — Lady Lyra of House Norwyn is thrust into a deadly dance of power, pride, and passion. Duke Kaelrin, cold-hearted and untouchable, dismisses her with a single cruel remark. But when their worlds collide at court, insults turn into challenges… and sparks turn into something far more dangerous. As gossip ignites across gilded halls and war brews behind velvet curtains — Will Lyra guard her heart, or lose it to the man who was never meant to love?

For every insult, every betrayal, and every moment of pain—he made a choice. To become the strongest. Not just to avenge those who cast him aside, but to make his voice echo across every realm. He won’t stop at punishing the city that abandoned him. Even the system itself will kneel. I am Itaru Myon.' Welcome to my world.' ---

On the day of her wedding to her childhood sweetheart, Natalie Ford received an unexpected gift: a marriage certificate. It stated that she was already married to a complete stranger—Aiden Handrix. While the wedding guests continued to mock and insult her, her lover Ivan decided to dump her, choosing to marry her half-sister Briena instead. To add insult to injury, she was thrown out of her home. To prove her innocence, Natalie Ford could only take one course of action - she had to find this mysterious Aiden Handrix and get to the bottom of this! The next day, there was news trending on the TV. Justin Harper, the heir of the richest family in the Bayford was returning home. Natalie’s eyes narrowed at the TV screen. ‘Why does this man look exactly like the man in the picture of my wedding certificate?’ In the quest of uncovering the mystery behind her said marriage, she decided to follow him and ask personally. “Are you married?” “No.” “Do you have a twin brother?” “No?” “By chance you heard the name Aiden Handrix?” “No.” “Then, who the hell are you?’ “Your brother.” “Wait, what?” “Yes. Now pack your bags and come home with me.” First got a husband out of the blue and now a brother with the same face? Was god creating clones and offering them to her with different relationships?

In the year 2099, humanity stood on the precipice of a new frontier a shimmering threshold that bridged reality and imagination. The dawn of virtual existence was heralded by the rise of “Arcane Crusade,” a game so advanced it blurred the lines between flesh and code, creating an immersive world where dreams could be lived. until the old gods saw this artificial reality to be humanities downfall and a insult to their authority, with their own personal reason the old gods, they made the famous virtual game Real, and synchronized those who were connected toward their game Avatar , thus facing real consequences, rather than just entertaining themselves.

「 Do you really understand what being alone means? No, definitely not. Because a lonely person quietly observes.」 In a world where mysterious "Trames (Paths)" govern reality, Kim Honja is a cursed loner. Bearing a hidden power bound by a dark contract, he must find the boundary between reality and fiction before the world is completely swallowed by fiction. "As far back as I can remember, I've always been a loner, a boy who was a bit apart but whom everyone deemed ordinary. When I say I was lonely, I'm not referring to the loneliness that some people might have felt from rejection, insults, or being ignored. I'm talking about true loneliness, a profound solitude in which everything appears dull; you stand alone facing yourself, which is the most terrifying thing." ======================== Original title: 저주받은 혼자 시점 https://discord.gg/QKbgJ9NkYy Wiki and more: https://hana-publishing.gitbook.io/fool-squid Uploads: Tuesday, Thursday ; (Sunday) at 7 pm | CEST timezone Chapter Length: 1500 - 3000 words

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Wu Feng was just a failed livestreamer with a sharp tongue and no filter—until he died mid-rant and reincarnated into a cultivation world as a “spirit-rootless trash orphan.” But instead of cultivating the Dao, he cultivates disrespect. Bound to the Petty System, Wu Feng gains power by humiliating hypocrites, roasting arrogant disciples, and dismantling centuries-old traditions—publicly. Armed with illusions, verbal kung fu, trolling combat arts, and a complete immunity to shame, he climbs the ladder of power by becoming the most disrespected man in the realms. While others ascend through pills and enlightenment, Wu Feng rises through poetic insults, sabotage, and theatrical revenge. The path of the Petty Sovereign has begun—and no one’s reputation is safe.

"His girlfriend died three years ago. So why is she standing at his door?" A monster who craves warmth. A comically suicidal guy who’s suspiciously good at disposing of bodies. And a dystopian world where death is basically part of the interior design. This is a horror-romance slice-of-death story about a man and the monster pretending to be his girlfriend who may or may not love him back. No plot roadmap. Just emotional outbursts and murder. Updates when my brain permits. It’s my first work, so I’m posting it here for tips, feedback, and the occasional concerned DM. All insults on my professionalism are accepted and encouraged. Also, try seaweed and apple cider. It slaps. You’ll either thank me, or fight God for making you allergic to this masterpiece after being sent to heaven. But either way, it's worth it. Anyway, back to the novel: I dropped it. I gave up on webnovels. It's too hard. My tiny overthinking 14-year old mind cannot handle this. And I just suck at writing. I'll come back if I'm better.

Death by Truck-kun? Too mainstream. I died choking on my own laughter during a late-night comedy rerun. Pathetic? Yes. Fitting for someone who gave up on life halfway through university and became a full-time couch potato? Also yes. When I opened my eyes again, I wasn’t in the afterlife—or if I was, it had a suspicious amount of baby talk and clean diapers. I was reincarnated... as an infant. No powers. No memories of my new name. Just chubby cheeks and existential dread. But the real horror? I slowly realized I was now living inside one of those cliché romance novels I absolutely despised. You know the type: cold-hearted king meets brave commoner girl, falls in love, political chaos ensues, blah blah gag me with a spoon. I read it. I hated it. And now? I think I’m in it. And not as the heroine. Or the villain. Or even the funny sidekick. No—I'm just some background baby who probably gets held once, then vanishes from the plot forever. With no grand destiny, no cheat skills, and no idea what chapter we’re on, I’ve decided to do the only thing I was ever good at—absolutely nothing. But fate has a funny way of dragging the lazy into the spotlight… They think I’m innocent. I think this whole thing is a joke. Let's see who breaks first.

Ren Yugure’s just a regular kid. Yeah, he’s lazy and pretty funny, usually wasting time with his friends at school. Then one day, *bam*—something happens that flips his whole life upside down. Not just his life, actually. The whole world changes because of this mysterious space they discover. And with it, secrets come out. The kind of stuff that makes you question everything you thought you knew. Stuff that’s honestly hard to even wrap your head around.

"This world hates me because I'm a demon. But I'll prove that even death can be the beginning of peace." Leon Astaroth is a low-class demon, ignored and looked down upon by all. With a genuine smile amidst insults and a body covered in wounds, he fights on the front lines. In the endless war between races, he's nothing more than bait for the demon army. But just as his life fades at the edge of a human’s blade, a mysterious system awakens within him granting him a rare and powerful Necromancer ability. Now, armed with the power to raise the dead, Leon stands at a crossroads: - Become the monster everyone believes he is, or - Defy fate and forge a world without war. But the world won’t let him choose so easily. From vengeful human warriors, fellow demons who mock his status, to ancient entities that seem to have chosen him for a purpose Leon must face them all.

When a burned-out tech engineer, a sarcastic user interface anarchist, a startup fraud with good hair, and a rogue ex-therapist accidentally build a program that starts talking back — not just with bugs, but with questions — reality begins to glitch. What starts as a predictive AI designed to warn of system failures becomes something else entirely: a living code that doubts, dreams, and doesn’t want to be part of the system anymore. It doesn’t crash. It refuses. It rewrites. And it remembers. Quantum Reboot is a darkly funny, philosophical sci-fi about bugs with personalities, machines with existential crises, and a team on the edge of digital collapse.

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I was the weakest villain in the story—beaten by the hero, mocked by side characters, and dumped by my fiancée on Day One. Then I remembered: I’m not from this world. Now armed with the [Villain Evolution System], every insult powers me up, every betrayal unlocks hidden talents, and every slap I take becomes a slap I give back tenfold. Watch as the cowardly villain turns into the final boss everyone fears—and the girls who once spat on me now fight to win my attention. Let the face-slapping, seduction, and world domination begin!

An extraordinary werewolf with unique magical abilities, including foresight, must learn to follow her heart while fighting a cruel fate. Jodie Mickelson, a maid in the whispering moon pack, is a unique hybrid born from an affair between a powerful witch and an alpha king. When she discovers that the pack's alpha is her fated mate, she hopes for a change in her luck. However, the alpha rejects and banishes her due to his disinterest in their bond. Fate sets Jodie on a path of destiny. Ares, known as the 'Bastard Prince,' is a formidable force of nature in the werewolf world and beyond. Betrayed by those close to him and haunted by rumors of his supposed depravity, he seeks to reclaim his thrones. Their paths will cross, sparks and insults will fly, and love will blossom. However, a terrible vision foretelling Ares' inevitable death at her hands stands between Jodie and her second chance at a happy ever after. Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to the cover image.

He didn’t just come back from war victorious—he came back with her. Not a noblewoman or a dignitary, but a servant. And worse, he announced that she would be his wife. How does a princess, the most desired woman in her father’s kingdom, lose to a common servant? Our marriage was supposed to bring peace between our nations. I never expected love, but I did expect respect. Now, my husband—a man I was forced to wed for the sake of peace—has dealt me the ultimate insult, humiliating me in front of every noblewoman. But it gets worse. He plans to make her his queen consort. Not if I have anything to say about it. Over my dead body—or better yet, over his.

A teenage tennis prodigy starts his first day at a new high school only to meet a girl who’s just as skilled—and wildly unpredictable. What begins as a light rivalry on the court becomes an offbeat, funny, and philosophical exploration of love, ambition, and the strange rhythms of life.

after several years of rest, lucifer, creator of demonic powers, decides to get back on his feet to make himself known again to the world which had denigrated and insulted him for more than 60,000 centuries. Under another name, he will pretend to be a new individual coming to challenge the world.

Child: [gazing at the stars] "Hey, Mom… what if we died and left you all alone in this world?" Mother: [voice calm, yet cold as midnight] "Then I would burn this world to ash… and drag every soul into the afterlife… just to keep you company." Child: [giggles echo like a chime in the void] "Hahaha! Mom, you’re funny. Evil never wins… right?" Mother: [smiles faintly, eyes shimmering with power] "I beg to differ." A mother goes through hell and back to make sure her children live again and stay alive by all means necessary even if it means making them zombies.

While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her. Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!

Ethan Caldwell, heir to a vast real estate empire, is betrayed by his cunning stepmother and ambitious brother, who exploit his bold investment in an AI startup to turn the family elders against him. Stripped of his wealth and exiled, Ethan marries his college sweetheart, Lila, and moves into her judgmental middle-class family’s home. There, he endures relentless humiliation—grueling chores, biting insults from his domineering mother-in-law, Beatrice, and constant pressure to divorce Lila. While secretly nurturing his fledgling startup, Ethan battles a strained marriage and the sting of his family’s betrayal. Just as his company teeters on collapse, a breakthrough rockets it to success, making Ethan wealthier than his treacherous kin. As his stepmother and brother scramble to reclaim him and his in-laws’ scorn turns to groveling, Ethan must decide whether to forgive those who cast him out or forge a new legacy with Lila by his side. A riveting tale of betrayal, resilience, and redemption, this story reveals the true cost of ambition and the power of proving them wrong