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Mize was ready for anything when he got dropped into a brand-new world—anything except *this*. Instead of a system that grants him epic powers or insane combat skills, he gets one that demands he turn into a goddess. Yeah, you heard that right—a *goddess*. The system’s got quests, points, and upgrades, but there's a catch: the better he cross-dresses, the more beautiful he becomes. But what's the point of being beautiful!??? "Well... the host can seduce a powerful child of destiny to protect the host" "Oh..." "... " "that makes sense?" So now, Mize is stuck leveling up his looks, completing absurd quests, and attracting strong protectors who have no idea about his true identity. What could go wrong? In a world full of chaos and danger, Mize's beauty might just be his deadliest weapon. All he has to do is master the art of deception and keep up the goddess act... easy, right? "W-wait... why are you taking off your pants?!"

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Izuku Midoriya was an highschool boy and also one of the workers at his beloved mother, Inko Midoriya at the bakery.Lately, he been dreaming the same person which he called the "Faceless Guy" for like a month and month! what do you think while happen next?! . . . . . . . . [Info] • No smut/Yoai • comedy • Chaotic • Romantic • swearing • BL/GL/GB • Canon shippp>> • ShigaDekuEri siblings! • Kind Endeavor/Enji • No quirk! [Tell me about your fav ship is! mine is DenkixJiro,LidaxMomo,Togaxochaco,KirixMina, ShotoxDeku, ToyokamixTsuyu!] [Also,late upload :b]

what happens when Samantha who was finally moving on from the past but that past decides to meet and ruin her future? Is the Hoodie Guy apart of it all or is he also just a victim like Samantha?

Ashima Hito, a sixteen-year-old survivor of a brutal human trafficking ring, is consumed by rage and a thirst for revenge. After enduring unspeakable horrors, he finds himself at the mercy of a merciless city, scavenging for scraps to survive. When a chance encounter leads to a fatal stab wound, Ashima reflects on the cruelty around him, only to awaken as Aiden, the son of the feared Demon King. Reborn into a realm of magic and conflict, Aiden grapples with his newfound identity and powers. Despite his heritage, he is determined not to follow the path of a typical hero.Aiden must navigate a treacherous landscape filled with human spies, political intrigue, and looming war against neighboring kingdoms.

So basically, this guy dies and goes to another world. And there he learns that he can't really do anything special and so he just does stuff. No luck is involved whatsoever and he just does what he can. Maybe...

She lives a simple life. His is as tangled as a piece of thread. She is full of joy and bliss. He is burning with hate and blood lust. But somehow, they need each other. And he would stop at nothing to make sure she is his. In a world of where you feel cold, you gotta stay gold. The pains of a past life and the bewilderment of the future, can these two souls become one? * * * * By the way, these book covers aren't mine. Just wanted to you all to know. Also, don't forget to like, share and maybe drop a few Power Stones. It might just make someone's day

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

Heroes serve and protect our society "Weirdo guy" alongside his sidekick "Captain Cash" are just among the many others who will face the hardships and sacrifices of being a hero, as danger strikes and other chaos arise, these two would have to think and come up with strategies in order to face these impending dangers.

There was a bright flash of light and the continent shattered! Everyone is assigned to an island that is two meters square! A broken fishing is being provided to everyone, how to survive is up to each person's ability! "Ding, sign-in system activated!" "First day sign-in successful, obtained fully automated fishing net

Mina has no idea if "she" is dead or alive. But one thing's for sure - with her new furry identity, no one would know she used to have only two legs. Armed with her razor-sharp wit and newly discovered cat skills, Mina knows her chances of living a comfortable life is higher with a human who can handle her cattitude and put up with her thirst for fame. With her squeaky sidekick Tarou, Mina discovers the world through the eyes of a cat and sets off to change the course of her once pathetic life. At this second shot at life, Mina has one goal -- total world domination or something significant enough to be mentioned in history books. Unfortunately, fate may have other plans in store for her. Warning: This novel is full of misunderstandings between a cat and a mouse. -- "What happened?" he bellowed in a voice that sent chills to the soldier and the servant. Knowing the master's temper, the soldier quickly explained. "This servant kicked the master's cat." The master looked at the servant with a murderous look. "Which foot?" Shaking in fear as the master looked at him with a murderous glance, the servant couldn't say a word. "Which foot?" The master asked again, this time in a louder voice. The servant's knees betrayed him when he heard those words. He immediately went down on his knees. "I'm sorry master, I will not do it again." he pleaded earnestly, his hands grasping each other. "Master, have mercy on me." He eyed man begging at his feet with disdain. He walked past the man and inched closer to the slumped cat on the floor. He picked up the creature with extreme care, patting its head. He took a quick look at the dejected man before looking at the soldier who eyed him nervously. "A toe will do." The servant looked at the cat who appeared so haughty as if it is the master's wife. "Even the most beautiful maidens could not move the master's heart. How could a cat make him act like a husband who is saving his wife?" he muttered under his breath. Lording over its victory over the servant, the cat let out a smile revealing its fangs as if mocking the man.

When the devil leaves the underworld and walks the earth what does he do? He does what he does best that is spreading chaos and anarchy in the world. This book is joining wfp#30 male lead-demons category. Please vote power stone. Other Works from author: 1.RISE OF KING ARTHUR 2. AT LAST I FOUND YOU IN MY WORLD ............. Support author here : patreon.com/FAYSAL_AHMED_5058 ko-fi.com/faysal_ahmed_5058

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An average guy mysteriously appears in a new body in a fantasy world without any explanation with a damaged system and no clue what is going on, what could go wrong? Follow Bai Xiang as he journeys to grow stronger in a harsh cultivation world where strength is everything. Also, what is up with these elf alchemists? Why are they all beautiful elf girls who are extremally mysterious.

Sejak pertama kali bertemu dengannya, aku sudah mengatakan bahwa umur lelaki itu tidak akan lama lagi. Orang-orang yang mendengarnya pun kaget, apalagi dia berasal dari keluarga yang memiliki reputasi tinggi. Aku yang berbicara seperti ini pun juga bukan aku yang asli. Jiwa yang merasuki tubuh ini adalah jiwaku yang merupakan master spiritual yang hidup berpuluh-puluh ribu tahun yang lalu. Hal pertama yang kuperlukan adalah mengumpulkan kekuatanku lagi. Oleh sebab itu, aku tertarik dengan aura kematian darinya. Aku pun membuat rencana untuk bisa mendapatkan aura kematian itu bersama aura iblis jenis lainnya.

Jun Ci adalah seorang putra mahkota yang hidup di Zaman Antarbintang. Setelah gagal merebut tahta dari ayahnya, raja tirani yang telah berkuasa selama puluhan tahun, tiba-tiba ia terbangun di tubuh orang lain dan di zaman yang berbeda. Ia terlahir kembali di tubuh seorang siswa SMA bernama Jun Ci yang hidup dalam kesengsaraan. Dengan bantuan Gulu, si cahaya otak, ia bertekad untuk memperbaiki kehidupannya dan mewujudkan cita-citanya di kehidupan sebelumnya, yaitu mejadi sutradara yang sukses.

Completed. "If you leave me like this, I'm afraid this here", he tapped his index finger on the right temple of his head and grinned, "will finally snap." ______________________________________________________ When Yoon Se Ah, an ordinary office worker, meets Lee Min Hyun, their department's new intern, she thinks of him no more than a fool in love. However, as their relationship develops, her life makes its turn for the worst, throwing her at his mercy in the end. Turns out that Min Hyun, the very same guy that was groveling at Se Ah's feet is actually a dangerous and unstable person who has been obsessed with her ever since their first encounter. And he knows the dark truth about the past she's been trying so hard to hide from everybody else. With Min Hyun's unsettling feelings, his dangerous family drama, and Se Ah's own contradicting desires, who is the actual bad guy there? And will both of them get what they want in the end? This story is about two mentally broken people who cannot give one another what they want, even though deep inside they wish they would find solace in each other, thus, although there is no "real" romance, they still manage to form their own twisted connection, and they don't really mind it. WARNING: This story contains very mature and sometimes graphic content and touches upon unpleasant and uncomfortable topics.

Being a Millennials as a gay person it's very difficult to hide or pretend especially from the family that can't accept you that if they find out they will shame you and in this society where there are a lot of judgmental people, that your life is also their problem and everything is interfered with what you want in life so you can't do it because they are the ones to follow because they are the right ones.... It wasn't until he came into my life that he taught me how to live as a loving person and respect others and above all I learned to accept myself and love me forever.