Calico Quip

L'année 2056, dans une ville de la région Yuan Jiang Su Jin. Au sommet d'un appartement résidentiel en ruine de six étages se trouve un adolescent vêtu d'un gilet de combat, de pantalons militaires et de bottes de combat en alliage. Sur son dos est accroché un bouclier hexagonal et équipé d'un couteau de combat ombre-sanglante. Il est assis là silencieusement au bord du toit. À ce moment-là, le ciel étincelant brillait et il y avait une respirabilité rafraîchissante dans l'air qui soufflait vers lui. Cependant, il n'y avait que silence au sein de la ville en ruines et déserte, avec parfois un hurlement qui fait manquer un battement à votre cœur.

The eminent Jincheng Jiang Family adopted two sisters, the younger sister Jiang Fanyue was sensible and gracious, talented and beautiful, while the elder sister Jiang Zhe was ignorant, unaccomplished in anything. When their destitute biological family came knocking, the Jiang Family couldn't wait to pack Jiang Zhe off and keep Jiang Fanyue; the family wealth, reputation, the status of being the heiress, the fiancé—all henceforth had nothing to do with Jiang Zhe. . Jiang Zhe stepped into her own family's home, her eyes full of skepticism. Could the precious Tang Dynasty painting on the wall be authentic? Were the bowls used for serving vegetables and soup made from the unique material of gilded cloisonné? What happened to the so-called impoverished family? What, there's also a top-tier fiancé from a leading Beijing family? Can she call off the engagement? . The magnate cornered her against the wall, pulling her into his embrace, "What do you think, Madam?" "I'm so poor in studies I fail everything, I don't deserve to join an affluent family." The magnate pulled out her perfect-score college entrance exam paper. "I'm good for nothing, incapable of everything." The magnate lifted the veil off her identities as a Divine Doctor, designer, hacker, composer... and so on. He tenderly quipped, "I'll work hard, to prove myself worthy of you, Madam." 【Since my childhood, I have been without desires or demands, but the moment I laid eyes on you, for that brief second, I prayed to the gods and Buddhas—I yearned for you—Qin Jingchen.】

Le nouveau livre est sorti ! Meng Yunhan a été réincarnée à l'époque des "tickets alimentaires", une période où les gens luttaient pour se nourrir et s'habiller. Mais cette fois-ci, elle n'a pas peur. Équipée d'un "code triche", elle est prête non seulement à lancer sa propre entreprise mais aussi à s'occuper de son frère au visage de pierre et même soutenir Baozi, son enfant. Frère au visage de pierre : "Épouse, faisons nos valises avec Baozi et partons !" Il prétend qu'avoir un fils encore plus collant avec sa femme que lui-même est tout à fait honteux ! "Maman, trouvons un nouveau papa !" suggère Baozi. Son papa, un homme adulte, est toujours si collant avec maman. Quelle honte ! Meng Yunhan soupire : Ce sont vraiment père et fils.

``` Pour le bien de sa famille, Ren s'est lancé dans le populaire VRMMORPG, COVENANT, qui utilisait de la monnaie en temps réel dans le jeu. Mais n'étant qu'un joueur médiocre qui ne savait que recueillir des informations, il se retrouva dans un rôle de soutien. Tandis que le jeu explosait en popularité et que chaque multinationale investissait dans le jeu, les choses ont empiré pour Ren. À cause de la quantité d'informations qu'il avait accumulées, des triches, secrets, quêtes et bugs qu'il avait découverts, il s'est tu par peur de vendre les informations aux autres guildes. Mais ayant une seconde chance, il remonta le temps quand son père était encore en vie et que COVENANT n'en était qu'à ses débuts. Cette fois-ci... il ne serait pas ce type à l'écart qui recueillait des informations jour après jour pendant dix ans. Équipé des connaissances du jeu qu'il avait accumulées, il deviendrait... un Alchimiste ! Mage Chrono ? Maître Djin ? Invocateur ? Nécromancien ? Seigneur du Chaos ? À quoi bon tout cela ? Certes, ce sont des classes puissantes et rares et recherchées par les guildes, mais c'est l'alchimiste qui forge des artéfacts et concocte des objets et des potions rares qui reçoit le plus de pièces à la fin de la journée! C'était mieux qu'être forgeron ou artisan ! De plus, il pouvait utiliser toutes sortes de magie sans limite de race et de classe ! C'était la classe ultime ! Et personne ne le savait même ! ```

When Heaven and Hell's energies begin to deplete, they turn Earth into their backup plan—transforming it into a deadly game show divided into thousands of sectors, each managed by demons and angels. Humans are granted abilities and forced to participate in survival games, unknowingly serving as entertainment while their population is culled to make room for their supernatural overlords. Enter Jin Park, a broke college student whose "useless" power to see people's information (names, stats, and abilities) seems like a death sentence in this new world. But beneath his nervous quips and self-deprecating humor lies an undiscovered talent: he can copy others' abilities by meeting specific conditions and even merge them into unique combinations—though the results aren't always what he expects. As Jin stumbles through increasingly dangerous games, making unlikely allies and discovering the dark truth behind Heaven and Hell's grand scheme, he must decide: will he use his growing powers to simply survive, or will he fight to reclaim Earth from its divine and demonic puppet masters?

Atlas was just a seemingly regular 22-year-old college student with occasionally wacky dreams. In a twist of cosmic "bullsh*t," the remnants of a powerful Void-Scar, and the fiddling of an Entity with too much free time, he gets thrust into the Alpha world of Sellene. Now reincarnated as a [SPOILER] [REDACTED], one of the mysterious Arkien species, Atlas must navigate a life filled with loyalty and betrayal, swords and spears, and divine interests. As he unravels the truth behind his strange new world, his [Void Corruption] and The Legendary 'Great Path,' he faces even greater mysteries: "What truly brought about the fall of Velathra? Why do these three lil' bandits keep following me?!" What lie in the shadows that speak at night? How will the gods react to the [VOID]? And what is his role in the unfolding chaos? Follow Atlas on his journey through a world where ancient beings play with fate, where kingdoms rise and fall, and where comedy meets danger in equal measure. As he builds alliances, uncovers hidden secrets, and discovers his destiny while bringing others with him, one thing is certain—this adventure will change him, and the world, forever, unless he changes them first, that is. [Erro#$*&!((!)@)#$$#@!@%^$#] [Part of this synopsis seems to be redacted. Your authority is insufficient to observe aspects of this data. Please overcome the System in a war of words to be approved for increased authority.] ----- Hello, this is my attempt at writing a story that has haunted my dreams for ages. It’s set in a vibrant fantasy world full of gods, magic, beasts, and monsters, and a bit of humor. Expect kingdom and faction-building elements to pop up pretty quick, along with twists you won’t see coming. While I haven’t yet decided on romance, this story will never have harem. Ever. Thank you for taking the time to read this and my story, it means the world to me. If you like it enough, consider adding it to your library/collections and leaving a review or commenting your favorite quips. Now, come brothers and sisters, let us sally forth into the great unknown, leg to leg! "Eh? Why do you only have two?" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Below is a character art of a (hopefully soon) fan-favorite character, at least I am one of their fans. The image is considered their armored form, but the main purpose of my sharing it is because the BODY-FORM is what Atlas and the other two characters after chapter 4 look like. Take a look: https://ibb.co/qdCP2nc

In the city of Han'ei in the commoner district there was a bar in an alleyway. The alleyway itself was abandoned since only a fool would go there and risk being confronted by a thief and having their money stolen. The bar there was in a bad state with broken windows, loose boards, and cobwebs in every nook and cranny. Despite the scary and unwelcoming atmosphere there was a single person in the bar. to be more specific it was a full-cat calico demi-human that was passed out on the floor. If people saw him they would think that he got drunk and passed out if not for it being abandoned. His eyes began to slowly open and when they did he sat up. This day onward there would be rumors about a man that died in the alleyway that would forever haunt it as a ghost . Meanwhile what did this previously past out person say when he looked at his surroundings and at his body. "AAAAHHHHH!!! WHY AM I A CAT!!!!!!!".

COMPLETED Luna Yang, a 35-year-old spinster, must deal with people's prejudice against her single status at her age in a society with certain marriage standards. Her life has been further complicated by the fact that all of her sisters have settled. Her neighbors and family members mock her with snide remarks and quips. There is, however, nothing in this world that lasts forever. Joys and sorrows always follow one another into people's lives, much like days and nights. Her destiny changes when she has a elder visitor with proposal of arranged marriage to her grandson. Luna is hesitant to accept the proposal, initially, suspicious of groom's look and personality. Later she agrees to the old lady considering her family. To wonder, the grandson of the old lady turns out to be Danish Li, the stunningly handsome and dashing CEO of a large corporation known for his cold demeanor. Luna felt blessed. Does her destiny gives her what she desires? Will Luna's life transform from that of an ugly spinster to that of Cinderella, or will she fall into the trap? I own the cover. Please check out my new exclusive book : Trapped in the Werewolf's World

Zhou Xia was going to register her marriage when she found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her. But to make matters worse, Shen Lin, her ex-boyfriend, saw her beating up her boyfriend! The situation was sufficient to murder anyone's chance at a social life, but being a lady with a stout heart, Zhou Xia lifted her foot away from her unconscious boyfriend. “What are you looking at? I will marry you if you keep looking,” she declared to her ex. That somehow ended up making things worse... because Shen Lin agreed to marry her! Staring at the fresh and new marriage certificate, Zhou Xia was left dumbstruck. Somehow, she had a different husband than planned! Later, she went to the hospital to laugh at the now ex-boyfriend who cheated on her, and realized that the man's attending physician was Shen Lin! Seeing that Shen Lin was glowering, she snuggled up to him and said, “Shen Lin... I mean, darling, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have broken his leg.” Shen Lin gave her a look. “Yes, you shouldn't have broken just one leg. You should have broken both his legs.” “Oh, how about his nuts as well?” Zhou Xia quipped. Shen Lin: ... Later, someone asked Zhou Xia, “Of all the good men in the world, why would you choose a gloomy face like Shen Lin?” Zhou Xia replied, “There are many good men... but they all belong to someone else, whereas Shen Lin is mine.” Meanwhile, someone asked Shen Lin, “Of all the fine women in the world, why would you choose someone as clingy as Zhou Xia?” Shen Lin said, “She's my only ex, and I have no intention of falling for anyone else.”

After a lifetime of failed job interviews and a penchant for embarrassing stutters, he finally catches a break when he's reincarnated into a new world. There's just one little hiccup: he's now sharing his undead body with a cantankerous ghoul, and the ghoul's vocabulary is, well, rather limited—it's all about poop. Armed with a wealth of knowledge from his past life, Alex is ready to conquer this new world. There's just one problem—his new body lacks any skills, status, or coordination. Imagine a zombie trying to tap dance, and you'll have an idea of the hilarious situations that ensue. And that's not all! Meet the "Glowing System," his not-so-helpful assistant in this crazy cosmic comedy. The Glowing System has a knack for sarcastic commentary and can't resist poking fun at Alex's misadventures. Whether he's stumbling over words or trying to negotiate with his ghoul companion (who can only communicate in phrases involving "poop"), the Glowing System is always there with a quip. Join Alex on a rib-tickling journey of self-discovery as he navigates his undead existence, attempts to regain control of his body from the potty-mouthed ghoul, and tries not to scare away potential friends with his unorthodox communication skills. Can he overcome the ultimate challenge—his own rotting body—and finally find success in this quirky afterlife?

In this life, there's only one chance to prove I can make it. But when I look at the vast world surrounding me, the ever pines swaying taller than any skyscraper our magic could ever construct, the dancing griffins that fly far to the south, the fairies that hide in the Crags of Mount Quietus, along with the goblins who mine its heart, I find myself small. Helpless. But the true battles come every day, with every decision I make. Can I conquer myself? Can I explore this vast world? I am Calico and this is my story.

Malang, East Java. In 2017, There was a coffee shop named Poststukken which opened the consultation about philately. Back then; Lucky, the owner of the coffee shop with his male calico bobtail cat, Kelana, meet an albino man named Sebastian who was the son of serial killer victim at Oslo Harbor. They took their first case to help Sebastian returning his white swan’s necklace and find the missing letter that was considered as his mother’s last letter. During their investigation, with Kelana’s sensing ability; they got involved into unexpected cases about philately and solved together. Until in 2018, at the incident in Malang Youth Philatelic Festival, both of Lucky and Sebastian found an unrevealed relationship between their families.

It is what it says on the tin. A sarcastic novel.

Elena Cruz is a nerd, an outcast, and a freak to everyone around her. She has no friends, a troubled relationship with her aunt, and to top that all, a pair of strange eyes. After finding a strange amulet, supernatural occurrences start to take place in her surroundings, revealing a deadly secret hidden from reality. As dark forces look for her, Elena will have to step up as an uncalled hero to save her world from Chaos.

In the year 2504, there is a island when people capture all types of animals for their circuses and people came to visit the island and got millions of dollars when they sold their animals. This was illegal after after year 2089, but society had fallen four years later and countries are no more than a place for remaining human beings to take over. Maple is a young naive female calico bobcat who was trained to be circus cat for entertainment. When she finds out the truth, Maple makes the decision to leave behind the life of a simple house cat to a wanderer. Of course the life of a wild cat isn't easy as she is always forced to fight for what compared a housecat as simple things and watch as everyone she knew leaves her one by one. TW: character death, violence (Will have a lesbian cat couple in this story)

So, you think you've got life all figured out? Well, imagine waking up in the body of a third-rate villain from a novel you once scoffed at. That's exactly what happens to your not-so-average high school student turned reluctant anti-hero. Picture this: transmigrate into the body of a suspended student from school, banished from his noble family, and now trapped in a world where magic reigns supreme and destiny calls the shots. Oh, and did I mention he's got a one-way ticket back to reality? All he has to do is complete a series of tasks to fix the messed-up storyline. Easy, right? Hell no!! But hold on a second. This ain't your typical hero's journey. Chris isn't exactly the noble, tragic figure you'd expect. Nope, he's more of a sarcastic, self-aware protagonist who's not afraid to ask the real questions. Like, why bother with destiny when you can't even get your morning coffee right? Or how about facing your past mistakes when you can just blame it on the plot? And don't even get me started on trying to outsmart fate itself. As Chris stumbles through this twisted tale of magic and mayhem, he's forced to confront his own shortcomings, forge unlikely alliances, and maybe—just maybe—find a way back to the life he left behind. But with every sarcastic quip and sardonic remark, he's also asking you, the reader, to join him on this wild ride. So, buckle up, because in a world where reality is just a plot twist away, Chris Harrison is about to rewrite the rules and show destiny who's really in charge.

She was the evildoer that her mother gave birth to after three years of pregnancy. Her birth was accompanied by supernatural phenomena. All the beasts roared, and all the immortals blessed her. She was also the genius whom the masses were expecting! She was cute, cool, and coquettish. She was the little brat who dared to harass the Supreme Immortal. She couldn't practice alchemy? No problem. She had an elder brother who was talented in alchemy! She didn't know how to refine weapons? Well, she had a second brother who was a genius in refining weapons. Someone dared to bully her? Her aggressive father, gentle mother, and two silly brothers would together beat up that person! A certain brat quipped, "Hey hunk, you look so handsome! When I grow up, I must marry you!" Upon hearing this, a certain immortal was speechless. Again, a certain brat announced, "It's difficult to walk through the void and emerge from the sky? Come on, Father, Mother, Eldest brother, and Second brother. Let's break the void and have fun together!"

Il y a neuf ans, l'humanité a failli disparaître le jour où des monstres ont émergé des Fissures – ou donjons – qui sont apparus partout dans le monde. Lorsque tout espoir semblait perdu, quelques élus se réveillèrent en tant que Chasseurs équipés d'un Système. Grâce à eux, la civilisation s'est rétablie plus rapidement qu'on ne l'aurait cru après l'apocalypse. Cependant, un autre conflit se présenta plus tard : plus les Chasseurs utilisaient leurs pouvoirs, plus vite ils perdaient la raison. Heureusement, parmi le Peuple Éveillé, il existe un groupe classé par le Système comme Guides – et seuls ces Guides ont le pouvoir de calmer les Chasseurs et de les ramener à la raison. Ça a l'air génial, n'est-ce pas? Mais que se passe-t-il lorsqu'un Civil est en couple avec un Chasseur qui a un fort taux de compatibilité avec son Guide ? « Cassons, Wonhee. » Ouais, voilà ce qui arrive quand ton petit-ami Chasseur a un taux de compatibilité de 76% avec son Guide. Wonhee a été larguée par son petit-ami de longue date parce qu'elle n'est qu'une Civile... ... ou du moins, c'est ce qu'elle croyait.

Five years after losing an arm, Kelix is an unwitting pawn in a high stakes match of Peritinere, a universe bending contest where the players only have a limited influence on the pieces. With a few Favors and only slim odds, can Calico Jack guide Kelix to the end of this bloody battle?

In a steampunk world, the former detective turned pirate Scarlet crosses paths with the socialite Alice. An unexpected friendship blooms as they try to save England from a crooked government. Follow Alice, Scarlet, and they're friends, as they fly around in a floating pirate-ship. Experience adventure, romance, sword fights, friendships and quips.

"All those things belong to the ashes of my past and can never resurrect" she assured him. " You are very naive with women" Rukky quipped by his side! Thus, began his journey into the forest of surreal understanding of downtown romance. A step into the jungle of no return.

Alexandra Jane Diaz is a book illustrator who lives a regular life day in and day out with her St. Bernard dog named Smarty. Until one day she was caught in a blue by a whim of a stranger who decided to marry her. His name is Daniel. Daniel St. Claire is a quiet but shrewd businessman. He is a guy of crazy ideas who favored silence more than talking but would rather quip profound comments or snarky remarks. He’s in love with his childhood friend, Sarah. Sarah Kale is a beautiful woman who owns a quaint flower shop. She has no idea that the guy she once liked back in childhood is still in love with her until he decided to marry a stranger rather than her. Meshed in the web of confusion and concealment of the heart, Alex weaves through with Daniel’s plan and poses as his substitute bride until she meets the mysterious Sarah Kale. Will Daniel end up with Sarah with an ‘I do’ in front of the altar? Or will he end up with Alex in an unexpected twist of fate?

Amid the vibrant pulse of the metropolis, where the glow of neon dances and mysteries abound, I navigate a life of duality. In daylight, I spar with tenacious policewomen, trade quips with the elite of Hollywood, and tease beguiling damsels with a roguish charm. Yet, as night descends, my covert ventures take on a more sinister shade. Beneath the vigilant gaze of the mob leader, I ignite engines and weave through shadow-clad backstreets, the rush of adrenaline my constant companion. Concealed within my abode lies a secret indulgence, a source of exhilaration and guilt: a minuscule aperture in the partition, through which I steal forbidden views of the neighboring siren’s otherworldly grace during her private moments. My existence is woven from paradoxes—a scoundrel’s paradise. Shrouded in enigma, my history a blur, I prowl the urban jungle, fists ready, pulse quickened, in pursuit of peril and passion alike.

Tales of heroes, villains, the men and woman of heroic deeds or evil deeds that were never told. Until a young boy stumbled in to a library full of those forgotten tragedies and obstacles that would were overcome. Things even the mightiest God's quips be hard pressed to succeed. Here are their stories. These stories are all one shots and with different genre's. Chapters are not written in any order and are more of me writing, exploring creative ideas. There are more then just Male leads. Hope you enjoy. Picture is not mine.

"Lost the way? Oh, fabulous. Nature's just enforcing a detour, right? Stumbled into a goblin lair? How charming. Reminds me of Aunt Martha's cottage. Evicted by a dragon? A rude tenant, but I suppose it beats paying rent. On the brink of war with elves? Ah, who needs tranquility when you can have pointy-eared neighbors? "Oh no, I've tripped into the Throne of Destiny," I quip as I quite literally fall into power. "Are you... laughing?" The mystified kingdom's regent squints, assessing me. "Is there a better way to approach an unexpected promotion?" I shrug. "Your levity may cause trouble," he warns, concern etched into his ancient eyes. "Oh, I think we'll manage some serious fun," I retort, donning the crown with a grin. In the midst of the royal court, as chaos descends and magical mayhem ensues, it's up to me to lighten the mood and, just maybe, save the day. But, between jests and jousts, who can say if I'll take anything seriously?"

Over five centuries ago, alien invaders breached the world of Xena, bringing the indigenous population to the brink of extinction. Amidst this apocalypse, a cadre of awakened warriors rose, revered as beacons of hope and guardians of their homeland. Five centuries later, Rachel emerges laboriously from a cryogenic chamber, only to discover that not only has the world failed to recover, it has spiraled deeper into chaos. The once stalwart beacons have crumbled; hope has dissolved into the ether. The environment lies in ruins, overrun by monstrous entities. The native inhabitants groan under the yoke of a superior alien regime, their lives a portrait of misery. Barely getting her bearings, Rachel faces an unexpected assault from supposed allies... With a touch of irony, she quips, “Is this their idea of civility?”