Mouse Jokes

Under everyone's gaze, her pregnant sister came to force a marriage, making her the butt of the joke, after being cheated on. When she was at her wit's end, she met him —— Jun Mochan, the business tycoon. He said: "Marry me, I won't betray you." In order to shut off the wagging tongues and avoid becoming a bargaining chip in a family alliance, She said: "Okay" But, wasn't it agreed that it would be a fake marriage? He loves her deeply. The whole world knows it, only she doesn't.

"I'll delete the pictures depending on how obedient you are. You have to do everything I say; if I want you to become a dog, you have to get on your knees and bark; do we have a deal?" Pierce leans intimidatingly to Malakai's height to whisper softly in his ears; his cold eyes flash with cruelty. "You don't want her to know what a dirty little creep you are, do you?" Malakai Kreston, Quiet and perfect son of the county's preacher is who everyone assumes to be a boring nerd, but Malakai has a deep secret. He isn't so perfect after all! A dirty secret that Malakai will do anything to protect. What happens when he becomes a targeted pawn of Pierce Masterson? Kai, who is usually the hunter, becomes the prey, and he discovers that Pierce is more evil... Sinister and very much more twisted than anything he'd ever imagined. Pierce must have everything he wants or destroy it all completely, Escaping is Malakai's only option, but how far will he go before he gets caught? In a game of cat and mouse, neither are willing to lose!

Banri Takasawa, a cheerful student who loves joking around, secretly harbors feelings for Alya, a beautiful girl in his class who is shy, elegant, and has a tsundere side. Despite Alya’s reputation for keeping her distance from others, Banri refuses to give up on getting closer to her. Through brief conversations and discussions about Alya’s favorite books, Banri gradually begins to understand Alya’s calm yet mysterious world. Will his efforts to win Alya’s heart bear sweet fruit, or will they instead make Banri realize the boundaries between affection and reality?

I was a normal part timer in a small cafe when one day walking down the street a man wearing mask killed me to steal my bag. just when I thought I was going to die a floating screen appears in front of my eyes... [CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE NEW WORLD] [4:58 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THE DECISION] seriously!!! was my life was not shitty enough that now even at the time of my death these kind of jokes happening with me. in my heart I knew well that things like reincarnation doesn't happen but I have got no Choice. [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITATION] [ ELIJAH VALENTINE: A FAMOUS A* LIST ACTRESS AND MODEL] [PLEASE CLICK HERE TO TET THE MEMORIES

When greed takes over deceit, there is no going back. Don't be taken aback A soul full of hope can be shattered through an object. Take an advice when there is a need to Embrace anything there is to embrace . Recall an incident for it will be needed. what shall happen shall happen. All is going well for Anita until a terrible afternoon . sleeping at night not knowing that's her last night in her house, A murder she unwillingly comits. she finds herself in a dangerous game of cat and mouse ,no where to go, a desperate quest of freedom, Her life turning upside down. With a lot of money to her disposal but can't be useful. Got separated from everyone she knows and loves especially the love of her life , knowing she will never see him again and nobody will ever believe her, not even her family. should she keep running?

Li Susu dies unfairly and wishes for a second chance, but fate still jokes on her. "Seriously?! Is this the second chance that I am asking for?!" She was born in a world where political struggle was the deadliest. Worst of all, she was born as the ruthless and tyrant Empress Wu Jinmai! She has no one in the world who is scary and full of political schemes. Will she be able to change her faith and live a long and happy life? What kind of sacrifices does she need to make to change her fate? "I hate you; I detest you. You're my greatest nightmare, and marrying you is like a poison that slowly kills me!" Shanguan Zu Jin suppressed his feelings for the people. He had longed for her. He wants to love and spoil her, but fate has changed her. Will his love be rekindled as the tyrant empress suddenly changes? Is there a second chance for his unrequited love, or…? Find out the answers as the story of the tyrant empress and her emperor consort begins. PS: This is purely a work of fiction. Organization, events, situations, and names are purely created by the author's imagination. Thank you.

In the quiet town of Westford , life seems idyllic—until a brutal murder shatters the peace. The body of a prominent businessman is discovered at his lavish estate, sparking a frenzy of fear and suspicion. Detective Jack Russo, a sharp and tenacious investigator, is assigned to the case. But as Jack digs deeper, he uncovers a web of secrets, lies, and betrayals that link the victim to nearly everyone in town. From the charming mayor with a hidden agenda to the enigmatic stranger who just moved in, no one is above suspicion. As tensions rise and trust erodes, the town’s residents are forced to confront their own dark pasts. For Jack, the investigation becomes a personal obsession as he battles his own demons and races against time to uncover the truth. In a game of cat and mouse, where every clue leads to another mystery and every ally could be the killer, Jack must ask himself: how far will i need to go to catch the culprit? "Who Is the Killer?" is a gripping mystery novel that explores the fragile bonds of trust and the shadows people hide behind when no one is watching. Can the truth ever truly set you free—or is it the most dangerous weapon of all?

Chi Chi transmigrated 10 whole years ago. It was sudden, but after ten years they settled into an average life in this magical world. Though when they body they are living in matures at age 25, their system unlocks. A system they didn't really want. Though, who isn't tempted by potential super powers. *** Authors Note: Hey guys. I'm started writing this as a joke. Though low and behold it was fun so now I'm taking it seriously.

Tyler thought he had everything: good grades, a loving girlfriend, and a picture-perfect life. But everything shatters when an anonymous text warns him that his girlfriend, Alexis, is cheating. Dismissing it as a prank at first, Tyler’s world is turned upside down when he catches her in the arms of Logan Carter—the arrogant, untouchable captain of the football team. Heartbroken and humiliated, Tyler finds himself tangled in an unexpected game of cat and mouse with a mysterious texter. But things take a surprising turn when Tyler discovers that Logan was the mysterious texter all along. Fueled by anger, confusion, and a strange attraction he can’t explain, Tyler demands answers—only to receive an unexpected confession and a kiss that changes everything.

When a woman vanishes after a rendezvous with an online connection, detectives find themselves entangled in a web of deceit. With no immediate proof, they must rely on fragmented clues and unforeseen breakthroughs to unravel the mystery and engage in a dangerous game of cat and mouse with a cunning suspect.

In the world to come, making oneself at home in a virtual realm has woven itself into the fabric of the daily grind. Online games flourishing within this digital hinterland have caught on like wildfire. It's a rare soul who hasn't caught a whisper about the mighty and their terrestrial habits and hedonism. Yet now, as life in the virtual sphere - especially within these burgeoning games - gains momentum, new titans rise within this electronic escapade. One wonders, do their existences diverge from those ensconced in real-world influence? Watch the journey of our protagonist who, through a gauntlet of trials and time, has eased into a leisurely existence as one of the esteemed five lord atop a thriving metropolis, in a community of a billion players. Though obstacles and thorns of various kinds laid in his path, he overcame them all. *** The original is in Thai, and as the writer of the original, I attempted to translate it as closely as possible. I use AI to help with the initial translation and then revise it one more time, but I only managed to achieve about 80% of what I expected. Not to mention grammar, just trying to translate jokes, idioms, proverbs, etc. so that foreigners can understand is very difficult.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Synopsis: "Mr. Spy" Renjiro Takeda is your typical 17-year-old high school student—or so everyone believes. Beneath his unassuming exterior lies a life of espionage, danger, and secrets. Recruited at a young age by a covert agency, Renjiro has become an unlikely spy, juggling high-stakes missions with the mundane struggles of school life. But his double life takes a sharp turn when a seemingly routine mission brings a dangerous target, Katsuro Nakamura, dangerously close to home—his school. With the lines between his two worlds beginning to blur, Renjiro finds himself in a game of cat and mouse where every move could be his last. As the stakes rise, Renjiro must navigate a labyrinth of deceit, betrayal, and unexpected allies, all while protecting the one person he cares about most: Aiko Fujimoto, his childhood friend who remains oblivious to his true identity. In a world where trust is a luxury and survival is never guaranteed, Renjiro must confront his destiny and answer the ultimate question: Is a life built on lies worth living? "Mr. Spy" is a thrilling blend of action, comedy, and heart, exploring the delicate balance between duty and desire in the chaotic life of a teenage spy.

In a modern city, a brilliant detective and a cunning mafia boss are sworn enemies, their lives tangled in a deadly game of cat and mouse. But when a global threat forces them to work together, they sacrifice themselves to save millions. Somehow, they were reborn in a magical world as a human boy and an elf girl, they find themselves as siblings in an orphanage. With fragmented memories of their past lives, they inherit mysterious powers—one mastering spirits and mysteries of onmyoji, the other wielding necromancy at great personal cost. Their peaceful life shatters when their mother figure, a dragon in hiding, is hunted. Together with unlikely allies, they set out on a perilous journey to uncover their mother’s past, stop a rising war, and face a prophecy that could unite or destroy the world. Torn between logic and emotion, rivalry and trust, can they rise above their differences to protect the fragile peace they’ve come to cherish?

My name is Zhang Mo, an eighth-generation peasant. Yesterday, I was peacefully farming when I got drafted by a local sect. Upon arriving at the mountain, I found out that the sect was actually a demonic cult. The worst part? After just one day, they wanted me to be their sect leader. Holy heavens, what kind of cruel joke is this?! —Excerpt from Diary of the Supreme Dark Saint by Zhang the Great Demon, Chapter One

When investigative journalist Alexandra "Lexi" Thompson starts digging into the mysterious Shadow Syndicate, she unwittingly puts herself in the crosshairs of the organization's ruthless leader, Julian Saint Claire. Kidnapped and taken to the syndicate's headquarters, Lexi is forced to confront the dark underbelly of the city's mafia landscape. But as she spends more time with Julian, she begins to see beyond his intimidating facade to the complex, calculating man beneath. As Lexi and Julian engage in a high-stakes game of cat and mouse, they must navigate the treacherous world of organized crime, where loyalty is a luxury and betrayal is always just a whisper away. Will Lexi be able to uncover the truth behind the Shadow Syndicate, or will she become its latest victim? And as she falls deeper under Julian's spell, will she be able to resist the darkness that lurks within him?

In a secret place on the planet, there were some scientists working on a secret project to develop a strange serum, but something they did not expect happened and the experimental mouse that was previously have the serum inside him escaped, And that mouse spread that serum. which led to the distortion of the world, creatures, and even humans. However, it seems that this plague does not affect children for some reason, and here comes the role of the children to know the secret of this serum.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.

Wang Yang never stopped pursuing his dream of becoming a director and making movies that could amaze the world. However, the fate seemed to play a malicious joke on him. He got wrongly accused and expelled from USC. Fortunately, when God closed a door to Wang Yang, he opened a window for him. After a baby stroller hit him on the street, he began to be able to watch the movies from the future in his head! Since then, the year of 1988 was destined to be an extraordinary year. Besides the miracle written by “Titanic”, one of the most legendary directors in the 21st century was rising quietly…

A hundred-year-old ghost who had been haunting the world had become the real daughter of the Stephens family who had some mental problems. As soon as she returned to her family from the village, her fiancé immediately came to break off the engagement and chose her cousin instead. Even his cousin who was adopted to be her parents’ son had also mocked her, “I’m sorry that I have taken your place. In the Stephens family, anyone that cannot contribute will be discarded.” Just when all the other rich families were waiting for the jokes that she would make, those who were perceptive realized that she had changed. She had risen from the bottom of her class to become the top student. Anything she said would become real. Even great scientists, merchants, and martial artists chose to become her follower. Leaders of all the fields: If she’s garbage, then I’m less than garbage. Have you ever seen anyone as good as her ending up as garbage? The Si family must be blind! While she was afraid of being alone, the CEO that loved her introduced her as he stood next to her, “This is my one true love.”

I was bought for 500millon he pinned me against the wall nibbling on my lips his hot sweet tongue sucked and locked my lips you're mine now little mouse he wisphered sending shivers down my spine

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

A loser named Arthur entered his final year of high school as the same loser he always was. Living a mediocre existence, he spends his days the butt of many jokes and an invisible loser to most. After falling ill with a mysterious sickness, he meets a girl named Anya who will soon change the course of his life forever. Arthur's life would soon turn upside down as he goes down the path of power and authority in a supernatural inverted world. [Ding!] [You have been chosen as the 'Dark King's Heir' after discovering a fragment!] [You are far too weak to absorb his full power.] [Find the rest of the Dark King's power fragments to attain the title of 'Dark King'.] [The system shall help turn you into a man befitting the Dark King's power!] *** Disclaimer: This will not be a leveling-type system. The system is more or less a guide in a way with other elements. (So no he won't be OP right off the bat) Other than that, I hope you enjoy it. (if you do choose to read this.) Also, It's my first time trying to write a story, so the first set of chapters may be trash and boring.

In a realm where shadows reign and the night is alive with terror, a ruthless vampire lord has maintained his dominion over the darkened skies, instilling fear in the hearts of mortals. However, his reign is threatened by two formidable hunters, Lin and Buck, who have emerged from the depths of obscurity with a singular purpose: to hunt him down and claim his blood. This ancient elixir holds the key to unimaginable power, granting them the ability to ascend to the status of demigods, surpassing even the might of the gods themselves. As the vampire lord navigates the treacherous landscape of his murky kingdom, he finds himself pitted against these relentless adversaries. Known for his cunning and unparalleled strength, he has evaded countless hunters before, but Lin and Buck are unlike any he has faced. With their unwavering determination and unique skills, they pose a genuine threat to his existence. The battle unfolds in a deadly game of cat and mouse, where the stakes are higher than ever. Will the vampire lord outsmart his pursuers and retain his power, or will Lin and Buck succeed in their quest for dominance, forever altering the balance between mortals and immortals?

Ji Hoon is a handsome young man with a towering height, a stern face with a sharp jawline, but often adorned with an ignorant smile that makes him look humorous and relaxed. His eyes are sharp, but they never look scary - instead, they exude confidence. His appearance is neat and well-groomed, reflecting his family's upper-class status. At school, Ji Hoon is known to be popular, humorous, and often makes the atmosphere lively with his jokes or sometimes annoying behavior. However, underneath his laid-back demeanor, he has a caring side that is rarely seen by others. Soo Jin is a simple girl with an ordinary appearance, even inconspicuous. Her hair is long but often looks frizzy, as if it's rarely taken care of properly. Her face is actually sweet, but is often hidden behind a hesitant and nervous expression. Her body is slightly thin, reflecting her life of struggle. Soo Jin is not the type of girl who easily attracts attention, but behind her simplicity, she is someone who has a strong heart and a great sense of responsibility, especially towards her family.

He who thought that he was given the punishment of being in the darkness for eternity, Was wrong   Fate played a twisted joke on him as he was dumped in the river with his coffin.   Yet he survived, but wait, where am I fuck ,an 80-foot-tall tree? Please tell me this is earth, isn't it?   Yet with lady luck, he got to know where he was and who he was. He was in the cultivation world.   So this is who I am: Fan Yu acquiring the book of knowledge. Watch how Fan Yu survives the infinity forest with his sheer determination.

In a world where vampires reign supreme, Tarisai, a fierce and determined young woman, has dedicated her life to eradicating the species that has brought her nothing but pain and suffering. Driven by a personal vendetta, she has become a formidable force to be reckoned with, willing to risk everything to achieve her goal. However, when she encounters Nikolas, a charismatic and enigmatic vampire with a shrouded past, her convictions are put to the test. As they engage in a delicate dance of cat and mouse, Tarisai begins to realize that not all vampires are monsters, and that Nikolas may hold the key to unlocking the secrets of her own troubled history. Together, they embark on a perilous journey to challenge the status quo and bring about a new era of peace and coexistence between humans and vampires. But as they navigate the treacherous landscape of their world, they must confront their own demons and make difficult choices that will forever alter the course of their lives..

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?