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Retarded Cartman

LIMITLESS (Insanity is the key)

"It was an ordinary world until the year 2067 when a boulder-sized asteroid was spotted by astronomers heading into the Earth’s atmosphere. "They determined its point of impact to be the Atlantic Ocean and, knowing there wouldn’t be any lives at stake, turned a blind eye to it. "Hence, it crashed without any interference, and without any civilian knowing of its existence. "Its momentum, not being retarded by friction due to its unknown properties allowed it to penetrate the ocean floor, making its way to the Earth’s core. "That’s when it all began; the properties of the meteorite caused it to fuse with the Earth’s core, changing the entire ecosystem of the Earth as we know it in ways that can't be imagined, throwing the Earth into an apocalypse. "It took five days for its fusion to complete, and those five days were known as the ‘beginning of the plague.’ "The Earth, which was filled with life, became a horror fantasy after these days; the Earth was left with only 40 percent of water. "The once flooded 30 percent now filled with unworldly creatures who feast on each other and the terrestrial ones. "it became a world of the survival of the fittest, where only that storage survived whether man or beast. "The skies and water became polluted with mystical essences which gave humans supernatural abilities that enhanced a person’s character to the fullest, and I, a once psycho, became the strongest. "Being annoyed by the ways of man, I decided to cleanse the world of the weak filth, not siding with the monsters either but becoming one who was hated by both. "I had one goal and one goal only, and that was to return the world to its original state, and the only way this feat could be achieved was to separate the meteorite from the earth's core even though they had completely fused. “This is the story of how I might have saved the world from this catastrophe or how I might have destroyed it.”
Frank_Omari_1095 · 7K Views

Little Goliath

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)
THADDEOUSSo7 · 4.1K Views

The Wife I Picked Up Is Too Fierce

When Feng Qing was born, she was sold to a couple from the mountains due to the hospital’s negligence . Sixteen years later, her biological parents brought her home from a small mountain village, she thought her life would better, but it did not. Not only did she not get love from her parents, her substitute sister made her blind. In the end, her parents married her off to an old man in his fifties. On her wedding day, Feng Qing escaped from the hotel with strings of bodyguards chasing after her. In a critical situation, she climbed into the black car that was parked by the roadside. In the back car seat sat a handsome man where cold ruthlessness was a constant fixture on his face. He looked like someone who could not be trifled with. Feng Qing patted her dirty little hands. "So, mister, I noticed that loneliness is written all over your face. What do you think about having a wife who has now presented herself to you?" Xie Jiuhan was commonly referred to as the Ninth Master. He was the overlord of Capital City and had a volatile personality. He was stubborn and ruthless. The socialites in the Capital City used all means, but none of them came close to even touching the hem of Master Ninth's clothes. From this day onward, rumors started to spread in Capital City. Ninth Master, who usually steered clear of women, raised a petite little wife in the manor and spoilt her to the core. Master Ninth: "My wife is too weak to take care of herself." The doctor: "Then, who's that lady who shattered someone's kneecap with a single kick?" Master Ninth: "My wife used to live in villages, she's not good at her studies." The students in Capital University: “Your wife keeps getting number one in every examination. If she's not good at her studies, what are we? Retards?" Master Ninth: “My wife is extremely timid. She's not met many bigshots or prominent figures." The public: “Please shut up!" The leading authority in medicine, science professors, and famous international directors queued outside your house, begging to see her! Yes, your wife had not met bigshots or prominent figures before because she was the most prominent figure here.
Waiting For The Wind · 4.8M Views

THE HAREM NOVEL WEB SYSTEM

When the supreme harem god reincarnated, a portion of his will was split off into a discord user named Zrave#7593 Watch as this autistic indian sleeps with all the women he can see in his life, but will zrave be able to have sex with every woman in sight before the will of the supreme harem god awakens. [pedophilia,dickgirl on dickgirl,dickgirl on boy,maggots,ntr,dick impregnation, dick birth, genderbending, guro, rape, incest, unbirth, vore, necrophilia, beastiality, pokephilia, big black gay dick, loli, shota, vomit, piss, scat, reverserape, ugly basted, indian, skill issue, 13 and under only, rumu is a bl lover, filipino hatred, moonless is underage, gay filipino, spam is a sub, zrave loves kaf, zrave x kaf, yuri, yaoi, croc is a dude, cali follower, Sg moment, Aryan the indian hater, cp, ccp,, (china comunist party), Racist, HitlerXstalin, Zrave and Silver are fainted's little femboys, Lord of the moms, zoophilia, Beware the spectator he watched u jerk off, mental retardation, autism, crack, naruto x sasuke, naruto x minato, amon gus sys, adam knows u, spam loves cock, zrave is a monkey, support me, spam submissive and breedable, moonless is a dom, farting, Armpit khaduhara, your fucking hot mate, random human and purification relm mfs, Nero is indian, Indian cespit, aryan loves indians, Mafia moment, YUNO ISNT BLACK, Yuno is feet licker, https://youtu.be/tVwVOj2rCPk , fuck the jews, love nazis #hitlerforlife, moonlacis lied, hitler mommie stalin daddy, racistfriendly, No moonless is a switch - yuno, how about i giggle and shit for you-zrave, time to get raped by 3 diffrent people- spam, you love getting gangbanged- purification relm mf, neonazi ganbanbg best, i hate gays, cail is the god of the new world-corc, croc is 15, peak indian moment, moonless loves bean oshi, bulgarian bean-oshi, silvie is the cum toy of sg, silvie is the yuri incest smut expert, spam says he is not a femboy (we know its a lie) real-fainted, zrave, moonless, yuno, indians aint real, if you join because of this web novel please mention fainted._ for free nitro https://discord.gg/W6PV4KVcDm
Fainted_ · 30.2K Views

Battle Royale Streamer in an Apocalyptic World

Okay, before you drop a review before reading this novel, let me just tell you this novel won't be about reading others playing games via a novel nor is it a fan-fic, but rather it's about someone who was known for being a god in PUBG carrying his playstyle and survival instincts into the real world when the apocalypse took place. This book is inspired by Code Geass, Gundam Seed, Gundam 00, and PUBG. Okay, now for the real synopsis, after battle royale games went mainstream and PUBG & Fortnite took it to staggering heights in popularity, streamers of this game were also brought in to share the spotlight. Amongst all PUBG streamers, the group Big D Brings Spring stood at the top, with the squad consisting of Phantom Pen15, Ricedoctor, Dildo Swaggins, and Givemethatchicken. So yeah, these guys were streaming PUBG, making good money, and suddenly sh*t hits the fan and the apocalypse happened. Is Big D gonna bring spring this time? Or is it gonna go limp and flap in the wind? Already familiar with survival, scavenging and battle royale style gameplay, can these ding dongs use what they learned in video games to survive in this new world, not be retarded, farm up, and rise up against the forces behind the apocalypse? Author Note: Yeah it’s a fiction, first time writing, but have been translating for 2 years now on both good and trash novels (one of the best and one of the worst on Webnovel), which taught me what to do and what not to do. Now the first question is, based on the username in the squad Big D Brings Spring, which ethnicity is each from? First 10 people that guesses right gets free boner- I mean bonus chapters and early access for a month. Post your answers in the form of 5-star reviews, and the winner will be announced when the novel reaches 2M views. Cover designed by DylanWE from DeviantArt.
FrostyNight · 981.5K Views

Système Multiplicateur de Revenus Centuple

Jack Alfonso, le septième enfant de la dernière génération de la famille Alfonso de la ville de Crystal traverse beaucoup d'épreuves à la maison. Sa mère meurt lorsqu'il avait seulement quinze ans. Ensuite, les choses empirent lorsqu'il est malmené par ses demi-frères et sœurs aînés. Au final, il décide que puisque la famille Alfonso ne pouvait pas l'aider dans cette vie, il allait devoir trouver un moyen par lui-même. Il décide d'utiliser la petite somme d'argent qu'il avait économisée depuis l'âge de treize ans jusqu'à ses dix-neuf ans. Il quitte la ville de Crystal qui était sous la pleine influence de la famille Alfonso et se rend dans une ville en retard, la ville de Inchoate où il commence une petite entreprise. Qui aurait su que lorsqu'il a reçu son premier revenu, il a reçu une invite qui l'a surpris. [Ding ! Félicitations pour avoir activé le Centuple Multiplicateur de Revenu.] [Ding ! Vous avez gagné trois cents dollars. Multiplicateur appliqué. Vous avez reçu trente mille dollars.] [Ding ! Premier revenu. En récompense, vous gagnez une Suzuki GSX-R1000] [Ding ! Premier revenu. En récompense, vous gagnez une Bugatti Veyron sur mesure.] [Ding ! Le système peut vous assister. Vous serez récompensé avec les compétences de conduite professionnelles. Mais, vous devrez accomplir une tâche qui vous sera donnée dans la période spécifiée. Si la tâche n'est pas accomplie, alors non seulement vous perdrez la compétence, vous serez aussi puni par le système.] [Ding ! Premier revenu. En récompense, vous gagnez un Eurocopter EC135] [Ding ! Premier mois de gains de revenu. Récompensé par l'Hôtel Glaze.] …. Avec cela, sa vie changea immédiatement pour le mieux. Il ne savait pas ce qui se passerait ensuite mais il avait acquis un nouveau rêve. Il voulait devenir plus riche que la famille Alfonso. De cette façon, au moins ils regretteraient de ne pas s'être préoccupés de lui. Mais ce ne serait pas tout, il devrait s'assurer que la famille tombe. La raison en était assez simple, il a découvert la raison de la mort de sa mère ! ….. Bonjour tout le monde. Cette histoire est principalement liée à la romance et nous pouvons dire qu'il y a des parties fictives. Mais, j'espère que vous aimerez l'histoire. Les gars, avec tous les 100 pierres de pouvoir, il y aura un chapitre supplémentaire. 200PS= 1 chapitre supplémentaire 100GT= 2 chapitres supplémentaires et ainsi de suite. La sortie des chapitres bonus se fera au début de chaque mois. Alors s'il vous plaît, si vous voulez plus de chapitres, mettez ces pierres de pouvoir et billets d'or, puis laissez le reste à moi.... .... Vous pouvez me donner vos opinions via; https://discord.gg/yaBqh38Q Vous pouvez soutenir mes autres romans, de genre fantastique, 'L'Étoile d'Or', 'The Soul System in the Apocalypse', 'The Bodyguard System', 'Twins With Systems: Complete the Mission'
Alan_Wafula · 134K Views

Snake Evolution System [ Legend Of Hebi]

Shivam was a kind guy but died by Truck Kun, and later reincarnated as a Snake [HeBi] ~~~~~~~~•• "F.u.c.k I died on my life's special day when I was finally about to lose my virginity, I died as a virgin loser, I work very hard for that day and Finally, my landlady permitted me to have s.e.x with her. I wasted my four precious Years of life courting her and when the fated day of my life finally arrives. but what the hell happened to me, yes I remember" Suddenly few more hazy memories are started appearing in his mind as he thought about his previous life. "You damn truck Kun, I died in the accident while crossing the road in Delhi, I am fucked up by damn truck Kun" Shivam started to curse as he thought about his previous life on earth. He was a nerd who was living a carefree life in India, he dropped from university and doing a part-time job in a hotel as a waiter, he has no girlfriend because he was not popular among girls, but fortunately, he fell in love with his landlord's second wife and started courting her, she pitied him and finally four years later permit him to have s.e.x with her, but alas destiny was very cruel towards him, Truck Kun f.u.c.k.e.d him before he f.u.c.k her. ~~~~~ Ding [You killed tier 1 Fish you gained a beast stone, 100 Tier 1 beast stones needed for advancing next level] "What, who are you, am I become retarded, suddenly I can hear things out of nowhere in my mind," Shivam said in a low voice [I AM RAPHAEL, AND I AM GOING TO ASSIST YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY] "Raphael, what The hell are you," Shivam asked Raphael in a serious voice. [I am system and I am imprinted in your will to guide you on your journey and I will help you to become evolve ] hearing Raphael's words, Shivam was surprised, He laugh and shouted in his mind. "Oh, god you didn't abandon me. I heard many isekai stories when I was on earth, but it becomes a reality" "Hey Raphael, can I become strong with the help of yours, and what do you mean by evolution," He asked to her [Yes you can become awakened as you reached the Tier 5 beast, and you can get the human form] As your will she replied. "Raphael what do you mean by the awakened, "Shivam asked curiously. ~~~~~~ The mc is smart and loves the beautiful women. He is op and merciless at the same time. he is not some kind of mindless killing machine who kills people for no reason. Read few chapters you will like the novel. And Become part of this exciting roller coaster ride with Shivam, who is going to become a Legend. Note: English is not my native language, if you find grammar errors in my novel, please don't mind, I will correct my Grammarly mistaken words or you can point out those mistakes. *********** The first few chapters are rushed and maybe you will find grammar errors, at least read 40 chapters and then decide whether you want to continue or not...
SHIVAM_Chouksey · 2.2M Views
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