Sloth Puns

After being transported to a mystical world, An Chen awakens the Saint Teacher System and inherits the divine Fire of the Gods, a gift of immense power that comes at a heavy cost—three years of blindness. During this difficult time, compassionate villagers care for him, nurturing his hope and gratitude. To repay their kindness, An Chen establishes a humble school in the village, aiming to teach essential skills to the next generation. However, his students turn out to be anything but ordinary—they're animals! From giant pandas and tigers to black bears, sloths, and pythons, his classroom becomes a sanctuary for the extraordinary. Under An Chen’s guidance, these animals awaken their spiritual intelligence, evolving into powerful spirit beasts, adept in cultivation and martial arts. Over two years, their incredible transformations begin to reshape the world. When a Dragon Nation survey team visits the fabled Mountain of Ten Thousand Ancestors, they are met with an astonishing sight: a panda wielding a bamboo rod, a tiger mastering martial arts, and a bear effortlessly lifting motorcycles. Word of An Chen’s "students" spreads, shaking the world’s understanding of power and evolution. As spiritual energy revives globally, challengers emerge, seeking to prove their strength. Yet, when a humble turtle steps forward as the "Turtle Hermit" and defeats all opponents with ease, it leaves the world with a chilling declaration: “If you dare question the greatness of my master, An Chen, step forward and face him!”

In a world where humanity struggles to survive against rampaging beasts, Reid Fletcher, once a member of the powerful Fletcher family, has been cast out and abandoned. Born with pitifully low soul power, Reid’s future seemed doomed in a society that values strength above all else. Forced to live in the scrapyards, a forgotten wasteland where the outcasts scavenge and survive, Reid discovers a hidden potential—an ancient artifact known as the Evolution Codex. Read to find out how Reid's journey will unfold. Will he rise to the top or remain a nobody forever?

Sloth, is one of the seven deadly sins in the Bible. But what if I were to tell you that there were 7 rulers; demons born of the sins that existed? This is the case for Wang Mei, a randomly chosen girl who's been transmigrated into this black-and-white world.

## The MC is Overpowered!! And So Broken!! Leon found a rare quest that led him to the Goddess of Sloth. She was amazed by his determination and made him her Divine Champion, giving him the powerful Self-Transcendence Blessing. Everything changed after that! The blessing unlocked the Legendary Blacksmith Class, letting him create weapons no one else could match. His skills kept growing, and there seemed to be no limits to his strength. As Leon's power and fame grew, he attracted the most powerful—and beautiful—characters in the game, eventually building his own Guild and even founding a Kingdom! His success in the game also changed his real life, bringing him wealth and fame he never imagined. Yet, one question continued to haunt him: What is the secret behind this virtual world that feels so real? ** ### Discord Server: tinyurl.com/galanteodiscord ## Additional Tags: - Harem and Romance - No Yuri No NTR! - Blacksmith - Kingdom Building - Spirit Beast Contract - Real World Impact - Wealth and Fame - Seven Sins

Lycius is the son of the Demon Lord, Tharros Darkshadow. Though he was Tharros's child, his mother's genes were more dominant than that of his father. Lycuis's mother, Aela Blackwood, was nothing other than a powerful mage that was ordered to give birth to her Lord's child. She was forcefully impregnated by Tharros which resulted in Lycius being born. Tharros looked forward to his first child but when he found out he was nothing but a version of his mother, he banished the mother and her son from the Demon Kingdom with the promise of execution if he ever saw the two. This is the story of how Lycius the bastard child of the Demon Lord, awakens to become a cosmic-level God that is feared by all Gods and sensually envied by most Goddesses.

Aruta dan Juriko adalah dua anak desa normal yang dilatih bela diri oleh kakeknya sejak kecil. Namun suatu hari, Aruta dan Juriko melihat makhluk mengerikan yang tak pernah mereka lihat sebelumnya. Semenjak hari itu, kehidupan mereka pun mulai berubah.

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In a world where magic and swordplay shape the very fabric of existence, every individual is born with the potential to awaken a unique power, known as an “Aspect,” that defines their destiny. For most, the awakening happens naturally and early—manifesting as elemental magic, legendary combat skills, or incredible feats of strength. But for Silas, a young man from the ancient city of Eldar’s Hollow, the power he was promised has yet to materialize. Now seventeen, Silas is on the cusp of adulthood, but still, his Aspect remains dormant, leaving him to question his purpose in a world that values power above all else. Though surrounded by classmates who have long since awakened their abilities, Silas struggles with a growing sense of inadequacy. On the eve of the final trial that will decide whether he will unlock his power or remain forever unremarkable, Silas faces a choice: accept the failure of a lifetime or confront the unknown.

Oh, where do I even begin with this epic tale of the world of the four realms? Let me paint you a picture of a world beyond your wildest imagination, a world created by not just one, but Six almighty Gods, over a billion years ago! The Six Almighty Gods created Arcana, the realm of the Gods. Olympia, the realm of the Celestials, who were children of the Gods. Lyra, an empty realm. And the Abyss, the realm of the dead. Now, let's talk about Lyra, the third realm. Picture this, a vast and empty realm, devoid of any life. But then, the Six Gods didn't just leave it empty, they created not one, not two, but eight different races of lower beings to inhabit it! Can you even fathom the sheer scale of creativity and imagination it must have taken to create such diverse and fascinating creatures? We have Monsters, Demons, Elves, Giants, Humans, Dwarves, Fairies, and Beasts, all living together in Lyra. Our story focuses on Jordan, the lazy genius second prince of the mighty Wolf clan. After leaving the Underground Tower - his home for 21 years, he arrives at the Wolf clan city to take over as leader, but instead, he unites all the fifteen monster clans under him. And with that he created the most powerful empire on the continent, The Northern Empire. When other races discovered the new nation of monsters, one human kingdom decided to wage war against them, thinking they were a new and weak kingdom. This war sets off a chain reaction that triggers the Great Change - a series of events that transform the world in ways both destructive and evolutionary. But the new Empire was in no way weak. Jordan and his empire went to war on the human kingdom and three of the six demon lords. Jordan used this war to solidify the standing of his Empire in the continent and gain authority among the Kings and Queens of the Mavis continent. But all this was just a means to an end for Jordan's ultimate goal. When he left the Underground Tower, he discovered that The Veil used to trap the Demon race was about to break. And with that, the release of the Demon Legion, the largest and most powerful army on the continent. Now Jordan must rally not just the monsters, but all other five races: Elves, Giants, Humans, Dwarves and Fairies, together and face against the powerful demon army. War, death, and destruction ensue, and amidst the chaos, Jordan finds himself at the center of it all.

Eileen Caldwell had always been the epitome of a laid-back individual. From her early years to her teens, her passion for leisure rivaled that of any professional napper. School was merely a necessary inconvenience, and she found herself comfortably situated at the bottom of her class hierarchy, much to the chagrin of her teachers and the bemusement of her peers. However, all of this changed on her 18th birthday signaling her transition into adulthood, a mysterious system was activated, one that would upend her world of sloth and slumber. Gone were the days of lounging around without consequence; instead, Eileen found herself thrust into a destiny she could scarcely have imagined. This newly activated system, with its stern mandate against idleness, revealed to Eileen her true potential: she was destined to become one of the most formidable mages the world had ever seen. No longer could she while away the hours in blissful ignorance; instead, she was called upon to harness her latent magical abilities and rise to the challenge that lay before her.

MURAPOKER SLOT GACOR MODAL RECEH PASTI JACKPOT MAXIMAL SITUS GACOR MURAPOKER BO PALING BAIK DAN TANPA RIBET SAMA SEKALI KLAIM APA PUN SANGAT GAMPANG DI MURAPOKER HANYA BERKUNJUNG KE LIVE CHAT EVENT DAN BONUS MU LANGSUNG DI PROSESKAN KAN !!

In a Another World Hero Summoning gone wrong 30 students of a certain Japanese high school got killed during the summoning and ended up reincarnating. Some become monsters and others become fantasy races but all of them are armed with unique abilities and born into various backgrounds. Join our protagonist as he struggles to survive as a snake in another world. **** This novel is inspired by ; * Chrysalis *I'm A Spider, So What? * That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime The image on the cover is not mine. Credit to the creator

"I am the Guild Master. . .so? what is it that you wanted to inquire?" "Heh? you want to become an Adventurer? want me to train you? 10 Gold per session then. . ." "Oh? Demon King subjugation? Well. . .that is. . ." "Eh? an S Rank Adventurer and a Hero is having a quarrel? Alright! ready the teleportation channel, I'll wipe their asses clean to learn their lesson!" "Hah? meeting again!? No, Cancel that troublesome thing" Ow this? Well, you see, this. . .is one of my daily life as a Guild Master and how the circumstances is taking away my--supposedly comfortable life. ■■■■■■■■■■ Words per Chapter: not greater than 1500' Update Schedule: atleast once a week ■■■■■■■■■■ ( c ) Disclaimer: my cover is L ( r ) An Original and First Novel of Gin

Jun, a boy of unrevealed origin, suddenly found himself lost in a world similar yet different to his own while on his way back to pick up his luggage. For reasons unknown, he has become an extra in a grand-scale story. That is, without him knowing that fact himself. However, unhindered by the unfamiliar world, Jun continued onward to the Academy without a care. What will he encounter? Who knows! Things to beware: - Rare (?) concept for this archetype - I have bad writing and the writing is in 3rd POV - Enjoy the story if you can. - If you find my name familiar, you might have come upon my chapter comments on other stories. - No solid schedule, as writing is my whims - Any pacing issues, plot holes, bad characterisation,…can be attributed to all of the above. —————————————————— [Nonetheless, whether you came out of this hating it, non-interested or liking it, BIG THANKS for taking out some time of your day to read it. Even if it’s barely 1 chapter, even if it’s all the chapter. I’m but a slothful guy trying to write a story, after all.] I don’t really own the cover. If there’s any problem, contact me with the details below. Email: renkanzaki789@gmail.com

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

Seorang wanita yang menyaksikan kematian keluarga nya dengan tragis, setelah nya mafia tersebut memperistri wanita ini yang pada saat itu suaminya pun di bunuh habis.

Seorang Anak laki-laki Yang bernama Dhinonugane Touma mendapatkan lisensi Petualang class-F atau lisensi terendah Yang ada di kota lost city Tetapi pada saat Touma masuk ke dungeon bersama teman teman nya hal yang tidak di inginkan pun terjadi dan disitulah petualangan Shinonugane Touma pun Dimulai.....

Seorang wanita yang ingatan nya dan mimpi nya selalu di manipulasi oleh dua orang yang berwajah sama atau nama lain nya 'kembar'Dan juga karna wajah itu gadis yang bernama Linda itu pun mulai jatuh cinta dengan sikap salah seorang dari mereka walaupun kehidupannya akan dipenuhi teka-teki.

Noble young master Dark Demon finally recalls memories of his past life during the sorting ceremony at the Duel Academy. He realizes he has been reincarnated into a world that is the ultimate patchwork Galgame. In this game, he is the ultimate villain—the Demon God of the Seven Deadly Sins! Pride, Envy, Wrath, Sloth, Greed, Gluttony, Lust! Once any of these seven indicators exceed the critical value, he will irreversibly transform into the Great Demon God! In the St. Marian Era, where demons are extinct and the Demon King slumbers eternally, no heretic can survive! "Eh? So as long as I don't become a Demon God, I'll be fine?" Avoid arrogance, impatience, anger, and ignorance.

Orphan at the age of 5, kidnapped at the age of 9, Arlott's life was a tragedy. Trained to become an assassin for 10 years, he had a single objective in his life. To assassinate the kingdom’s strongest Magi Master, the Duke Zordian. But little did he know, how much his life would change after he completed the impossible sounding task. [You have slain the Champion of Sloth! You have received the Sin of Sloth. Awakening the Cardinal System of Sloth. Awakening the Idle Cultivation System.] Captured, tortured and betrayed, Arlott awakens the Idle Cultivation System. “There are 6 other duchy in the empire… Does that mean…”

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

permainan truth or dare yg berujung menewaskan 4 pemuda. membalaskan dendam ibunya,beca berani melakukan apa pun untuk kesenangan hatinya walaupun itu merenggut nyawa.

Sinopsis RUMAH ialah tempat ternyaman yang selalu bersama kita kemana pun pergi! Rumah adalah tempat yang selalu menemani untuk kita semua! Dan rumah selalu melindungi kita dari Perasaan-perasaan risau dan gundah atau pun dalam keadaan suka dan duka yang bermula dari kedua insan yang berbeda menjadi pasangan yang begitu erat dalam istilah namanya jatuh cinta. Jatuh cinta merupakan suatu hal yang indah bagi yang memiliki pasangan, pasti semua anak remaja pernah mengalaminya atau pun sedang menjalani kisah asmara bersama pasangannya masing-masing sampai halal dan menua bersama! Dan juga jatuh cinta itu tidak harus ada pemaksaan seperti di jodoh-jodohkan atau pun tekanan dari hati apa lagi tekanan hidup yang harus memaksakan diri untuk menyukai seseorang, akan tetapi kita hanya bisa mengikuti kata hati, perasaan hati tidak hanya mewakili perasaan suka terhadap seseorang, mungkin juga hati kita selalu merasa bimbang ketika harus memilih dua pilihan antara kekasih dan antara sahabat, walaupun sahabatku adalah seorang cowok dan sudah kuanggap seperti saudara sendiri, maka dari itu aku tidak tega harus menaruh rasa dendam dengannya, apa lagi sampai membunuh perasaan Cuma gara-gara rebutan perempuan. Kadang kala walaupun dia sering menyuruhku tuk menghindar dari perempuan yang selama ini kuinginkan tuk menjadi pasangan dalam hidupku, berbagai cara telah kulakukan untuk mendapatkan isi hatinya perempuan itu supaya benar-benar bersatu dengannya, ya walaupun ujung-ujungnya harus bermusuhan dengan temanku sendiri yang sudah kuanggap seperti saudaraku sendiri, karna telah bersaing dengan cepat. siapa pun yang berhasil menaklukkan hati perempuan yang sama-sama kita suka maka dari itu berhak mendapatkannya, lantas mana yang akan perempuan itu pilih! Antara memilih diriku, atau dia akan kembali kemantannya dulu yang merupakan temanku sendiri, jika dia memilihku maka percayalah bahwa Aku akan seperti rumah? Yaitu selalu melindungi dirinya dalam keadaan apapun, walaupun hidup ini banyak rintangan yang harus di hadapi, jika dia memilih temanku jagalah dirimu sendiri dengan baik-baik.

Its been a few months no a year since my death,which happened after I'd broken off my engagement. As if my relationship with my siblings wasn't strained enough, I was convinced they wouldn't even attend my funeral. Afterwards I reincarnated in this novel as a second chance, Reincarnation sounded like something from an otome game or novel, so why was it happening to me now? But despite it all, I couldn't deny my one advantage: I had been the manhwa artist of this novel in my past life. I would live the life of ophelia , becoming the ex-love interest for the ML while focusing on living for myself.

Di anugerahi sebuah kemampuan aneh dapat menerawang detik - detik kematian setiap orang, Edgar nampaknya tidak pernah mengindahkan kelebihan yang dimilikinya itu. Hingga akhirnya Edgar bertemu dengan seorang gadis cantik namun, nasibnya berbanding terbalik dengan paras wajahnya. Aura. Perempuan itu dalam waktu dekat akan menghadapi kematiannya dengan cara yang tragis. Namun Edgar sama sekali tidak peduli. Karena ia yakin, tak ada seorang pun yang dapat melawan takdir yang sudah ditentukan. Tapi siapa sangka, seiring berjalannya waktu, perasaan cinta mulai muncul, dan rasa tidak ingin kehilangan pun membuatnya melakukan hal yang tidak pernah ia lakukan. Melawan takdir. Semua hal ia lakukan untuk mencari sebuah cara agar dapat menghentikan kematian tragis, gadis yang dicintainya itu. Namun apakah Edgar berhasil menghentikannya dan hidup bahagia bersama Aura? - Just Be Ma Boy -

Marcus Pearson, a 14-year-old football prodigy from a small town in England has always dreamed of going pro. Growing up in Birmingham, he spends countless hours practicing on the local pitch with his best friend, Mia, who shares his passion for the beautiful game. Marcus' father, a former football player whose career was cut short by injury, is determined to see his son succeed and pushes him relentlessly. Pitch Perfect is a tale of a young athlete's journey through the highs and lows of pursuing his passion, set against the backdrop of England’s rich football culture.

Seseorang yang paling ditakuti dari era edo menyerahkan diri dan menyesali perbuatannya, dia pun dieksekusi dan mati, tapi dia mendapatkan kesempatan kedua dari sang dewa, saat membuka matanya dia pun dilahirkan kembali di dunia yang penuh sihir, dengan sebuah hadiah dari sang dewa dia berjanji untuk menebus dosa yang dia lakukan di dunia yang lama,

Fabian Wijaya adalah pemuda berusia 34th, dia merupakan seorang yatim-piatu yang telah ditinggal semua keluarganya. Hidup sendirian di salah satu pedesaan yang ada di kawasan Jakarta Utara dan mengabdikan diri sebagai pekerja serabutan di salah satu kebun jengkol, tanpa sengaja Fabian Wijaya menjalin hubungan dengan Kenny Alfaro—putri dari keluarga Alfaro yang terkenal terpandang juga kaya-raya. Hubungan keduanya tak direstui, hingga membuat Doni Alfaro—Ayah Kenny dan Keyra, menghalalkan berbagai cara untuk menyingkirkan Fabian dari dunia ini. Hingga akhirnya, sebuah insiden pun datang, di mana Fabian harus mengalami kemalangan, dan kehilangan belahan jiwanya di tangan Doni Alfaro. Merasa dendam Fabian pun memutuskan untuk balas dendam dengan apa yang telah dilakukan Doni kepadanya. Tak lama setelah itu, sebuah kecurangan terjadi hingga membuat keluarga Alfaro tidak hanya bangkrut, hingga Keyra harus menanggung biaya rumah sakit, beserta dengan hutang ayahnya yang belum bisa terlunasi dengan habis. Dalam kondisi seperti itu, Fabian pun datang bak seorang malaikat. Menawarkan sejumlah uang kepada Keyra sebagai jawaban dari segala kemalangan Keyra. Namun dengan syarat, Keyra harus menjadi budaknya dalam hal apa pun itu. Termasuk mengandung benih Fabian, juga memuaskan nafsu bejat Fabian. Akankah Keyra bisa melepaskan diri dari jeratan Fabian yang memang memiliki niatan balas dendam kepada keluarganya melalui dirinya? Ataukah Keyra akan benar-benar jatuh ke dalam pelukan Fabian untuk selamanya?

Kehidupan beruntung memang tidak dialami oleh semua orang. Seperti Tong Lu yang terpaksa menandatangani perjanjian pernikahan dengan Shuo, pria sekarat, demi biaya pengobatan neneknya. Dia diharuskan menikah dan merawat Shanshan, anak Shuo, yang masih kecil ketika pria itu meninggal. Namun, Tong Lu tak pernah mengetahui perjanjian lain dibalik pernikahan tersebut. Bukannya menikah dengan Shuo, rupanya dia menikah dengan Leng Yejin, saudara kembarnya. Menariknya, Leng Yejin memiliki semacam kemampuan di luar manusia biasa. Kelima indranya sangat peka di atas rata-rata, bahkan dia mampu menyembuhkan luka hanya dengan berhubungan intim dengan gadis itu. Selain itu, dia juga bisa berubah menjadi sosok yang tak disangka oleh siapa pun ketika bulan purnama. Dengan kehadiran Leng Yejin, hal-hal menarik pun terjadi dalam kehidupan Tong Lu.

Lucas, once part of a wealthy family, faces tragedy when his mother dies and his father remarries a wicked woman. Seeking revenge after his father's death, he unexpectedly dies, only to be offered a chance for a new life as a hero in another world. As The Last Chosen One, Lucas accepts the offer, hoping to find the peace and dreams he longs for.