Funny Vines

When Lu Xuan woke up, he found himself to be an Ordinary Spirit Plant Master in the Loose Repair Market, scraping by on his three-quarters of an acre Spirit Field in the Cultivation World. Luckily, he made an accidental discovery that whenever a Spirit Plant matures, he would receive an extra reward. For each Sword Grass he harvested, he would receive a Sword Pill. For each Xuan Chong Vine he harvested, he would receive a portion of Hidden Star Sand. For each Underworld Spring Flower he harvested, he would receive an Underworld Flame Elixir Recipe. ... From then on, he decided to live a peaceful life, staying put and observing the tumultuous changes of the Cultivation World from his Spirit Field. "What does a Fight Law contest, Secret Land exploration, seeking fairy fortunes, obtaining Magic Treasures... have anything to do with me?!” "I just want to peacefully farm my land."

A bloodsucking mosquito with the soul of a student, seeking revenge, rose from being weak to powerful, step by step from this unassuming life planet 'Earth', becoming a powerful force in the entire universe! Literary version: Reborn as a larva, striving for self-improvement, and ultimately transforming into a terrifying giant mosquito. From then on, I roamed freely across the universe, traveling the vast universe's starry sky! Passionate version: You weak cosmic creatures! I'm using my mouthparts to consume the core nutrients of your mother star. What can you do about it? Funny version: You think I'm disgusting? You hate me because I suck blood? Want to swat me dead with one slap? Just wait, one day I'll stomp your house down!

A year after Ryo and Milo have gotten together. The relationship between them is sweet , funny and to some people , confusing . Now they are off to college , with different goals , different dorms and different surroundings . And all the stupid dumb drama of growing up comes into the picture . But , there's more ; Devi is back to get herself a soul for hell . And she's got her eyes on Milo . Will Ryo be able to hold Milo from the dark temptations of the demon or will their love meet its end ... aswell as Milo's life ? It's Part two of the RyoMilo series . Love it , because come on , they have a sweet story . Happy to have my readers back for this book .

Dans un monde où les dieux dominent et imposent leur volonté cruelle sur les humains, un homme nommé Kenpachi Zaraki se dresse pour renverser ces entités divines. Après avoir survécu au massacre de son village orchestré par un ange, il jure de venger les siens.il entame une quête périlleuse pour détruire les dieux corrompus et libérer l’humanité.

This story tells about the life of a child. This work tells about sometimes sad and sometimes funny colors of life. A boy named Attu lived in one of the villages near the border. One day a demon attacks the village where he lives. As a result, Attu loses his beloved mother who lives with him. As if he lacked so many things, the villagers drove him out of the village. thus begins the new life of our protagonist

The novel about a girl named Lily a who wants to become free and find the meaning of life She starts find meaning of life at the Ferisz academy ( academy's all students are nobles and high ranking people)then she become Academy student she met a lot of interesting funny friends and live happily but one day girl finds about her mother was a powerful mage and fl wants to know a lot of things about her dead mother in the mission Lily meet a strange people ...

Ryan traveled to such a mysterious world and became an apprentice in a monster pharmacy. [Ding! You cured Miss Succubus's androphobia, you got "Durable Potion Formula" x1, 500 Skull Coins, Miss Succubus's favorability +100] [Ding! Your massage technique made the vampire princess feel physically and mentally happy, you got "Medical Skill: Eagle Vine Hand" x1, 500 Skull Coins, Vampire Princess's dependence +100] Let's see how a human, in this dark world full of monsters and evil spirits worse than demons, step by step to the pinnacle of life. "Sorry, all the monsters and horrors, if you want to kill me, please ask my patients if they agree first!" But... What's the truth behind this Dark World? Is it a paradise for horrors demons and monsters a prison for imprisoned criminals,? or a shelter when the True Darkness comes? Why Ryan traveled to here? To find out all the truth, let's follow Ryan's footprint by reading this novel!

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

Sweet and Naive, That's her! Meet Lily Lee, a 17 year old High schooler. She has the features of an angel; cute brown eyes, small nose, small pink lips and long silky hair. She was a student of Luxe High School (LHS). A school which screamed luxury and Excellence, meant for the rich only and scholarships entry wasn't allowed. Meet Lucas Kyung and Reed Park, the male leads- ML. While, Lucas is funny, flirty and close to Lily (Her best friend), Reed is cold, reserved, avoids girls like a plague and is a real definition of a 'Rich Kid'. News Flash! Lucas and Reed are rivals and the history of their hatred remains a mystery to people. What happens when these guys fall in love with the same girl? Will she be able to choose between them? What if she's stuck between her feelings and friendship? Will she be able to conceal her feelings? Join me on this Epic journey to find out more.

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

For the sake of money, Laura took on a job and became the fake fiancée of Hyman, a billionaire who was on the verge of death. Not only was she promised a hefty compensation, but also the opportunity to inherit his vast fortune. Laura accepted willingly, unaware that Hyman could hear her inner thoughts. Due to a dispute over the inheritance, Hyman was framed by his family and got into a car accident, losing his memory. To manipulate Hyman, his family made Laura his fake fiancée. Every day, his fiancée would gaze at him, speaking affectionately with teary eyes, saying, "Darling, I love you. I am the fish, and you are the water. Without you, how can I survive?" In the next moment, Hyman could hear her true thoughts: When will I finally be able to inherit his fortune? Hyman: Hah, love me?!! This is a funny fantasy romance novel.

[Empress + Multiple Female Protagonists + Funny + Diary + Exposure + Super Cool + Invincible + Super Explosive] Lin Feng traveled to the world of cultivators and lived for six thousand years. He used all kinds of identities to leave behind countless legends and some romantic encounters. Until one day, his diary was found. The world of cultivators was shocked to find that there was such a sixth brother in this world. After the diary was exposed, the secrets of this world were also revealed. [The Holy Virgin of Jade Lake is really good, hehehe!] [Who would have thought that the Empress of the Celestial Dynasty would have such a delicate and charming side?] 　 [Today, I found some secrets about this world.] [I'm tired of using the name Emperor Huang the Celestial Emperor. Tomorrow, I'll change my identity!] PS: Great Emperor is just a title, not a cultivation level. If you don't like it, don't criticize.

He looked into her stubborn eyes raging with fury "You have no right over me", She said angrily. She looked both cute and amusing. He held his smile and looked seriously at her. "I actually do, I am your husband". He said to her. "You are unbelievable", she said making funny gestures with her hands. Something he had noticed she always did when she was pissed off. Julia was a spoilt princess who have never worked a day in her life. Nicholas, a ruthless businessman who has some secrets of his own. What happens when there is an arranged wedding? What of when things seems to be going well for them and suddenly in a the blink of an eye, she loses everything? And finally if everything she thought was real was just an illusion and she had no other choice but to leave the man who she started growing to love in order not to get too hurt.

The MC got bullied in his entire life in Elementary School, until when he reached High School he has known his Potential and curious to know on what is his true potential of a power he has having a Overpowered Broken Dragon. He is relatable and funny, even though in the near future that he will become the greatest Dragonite of the Kingdoms, and that's his goal.

"Daiki, a laid-back, funny high school student with a secret, lives life with a smile. His world is turned upside down when he meets Yui, a girl who enters his life through a random meeting, and an unlikely friendship. As their bond deepens, Daiki must navigate the line between the carefree persona he shows the world and the past that haunts him. Between laughter and silence, can Daiki find a way to open up, or will his unspoken fears tear everything apart?"

From "can I borrow a kiss for bet" to "It was nice sleeping with you" Ethan and Esmeralda entered the most inconvenient marriage of the century. _______ A commitment-phobic and emotionally unavailable Billionaire. That is the reputation that precedes Ethan Westbury. The words cold and distant don't even begin to describe him. An unwarned kiss made him cross his path with Esmeralda Fox, the eccentric actress. She is sure that the billionaire who has more money than emotions is the devil in disguise. Now, the story gets spicy here. Ethan's grandfather's will inheritance clause had posed a great threat to everything he had achieved so far in his life. Get married before his thirty-fourth birthday or lose everything to his Asshole cousin who would stop at nothing to defeat him. Marrying the emerald-eyed curvy beauty is the only option he had. The problem? He is unable to keep up his distant and cold appeal before the devilish beauty. She is everything he hadn't expected. She is like a typhoon, breaking all of his fences and walls and creeping into his heart like a clawing vine. Suddenly, it's impossible for him to keep up with this marriage of convenience when his contractual wife is nothing but an inconvenience with a capital I.

Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate. But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunning, Lina takes control of her destiny, turning the tables on everyone who thought they could control her. In this thrilling, funny tale of empowerment, Lina shows the world what happens when an unstoppable woman is reborn as royalty.

They call me a demon, a monster, the disgrace of the gods. Funny, isn’t it? The same beings who tore my life to shreds now grovel at my feet, begging for mercy. Mercy? Hah! I’ve forgotten what that feels like. Back then I was the lively son of the great God of War, dreaming of glory and honor. But dreams are fragile things, easily shattered under the boots of those who think themselves untouchable. They made me their plaything, broke me, hunted me like a dog, took my smile. But I don’t break. No, I thrive. I laugh. I destroy. Now, I sit on the ruins of their golden thrones, wearing a smile they’ll never forget. Kind gods? Just ones? No, the gods are cruel. And I? I am the God of Gods. Their nightmare. Their end. I am the God of Amusement New chapters every Wednesday and Saturday.

Synopsis (Narrated by the MC): "They called me a fool. Eight whole years climbing a so-called 'easy' game that no one else could beat. 'Waste of time,' they said. 'Just give up,' they said. But I didn’t. I couldn’t. I knew there had to be something at the top of the Tower of Babel. And I was right. After finally beating the 99th floor, I climbed to the 100th floor expecting a grand boss fight or a glorious treasure. Instead, I got two words carved into a stone tablet: 'Thank you.' A joke, right? I felt like smashing my screen, but then... An email arrived. From the creator of the game, Levi Dog. Weird name, right? But what he said wasn’t funny. 'Congratulations on clearing the Tower. Your gift will arrive tomorrow.' I thought it was a scam. I mean, how would they know where I lived? Turns out, they knew. The next morning, there it was — a colossal, world-shaking tower piercing the sky outside my window. A tower just like the one in the game. Then came the message, floating in front of me like a system screen straight out of an RPG. 'Congratulations on becoming the Administrator of the Tower.' Administrator? What does that even mean? Well, I found out soon enough. It meant I owned it. Controlled it. The tower wasn’t a game anymore — it was real. And I wasn’t the only one who saw it. Gates started appearing worldwide, ticking down like a doomsday clock. I had 30 days before the monsters came flooding out. My 'gift' from Levi Dog came with a cruel twist — the whole world would have to climb the tower to awaken powers strong enough to face the monsters. But they only get one shot. One chance to climb. If they fail, they’re out for good. Meanwhile, I get to watch from above. Watch, guide, and control everything as the Tower’s one and only Administrator. Eight years of struggle, ridicule, and isolation. Now, the world that mocked me is begging me for guidance. Funny how things change, huh?

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Of course my awaking gave me the ability to control and create the very things that killed the only people I had left. Heh funny isn't it they died in front of me and yet their bodies follow me wherever I go. Their warm smiles long gone, the love they held severed, and the light in their eyes long absorbed by the dark abyss of hell. My true name is Enma Anu and I am the God of Death and the father of the dammed. Those who fight for me are my children born of hatred for the cursed creations of man. I kneel to none but the anger that stirs my heart, rage burning so bright the heavens know of my arrival.

There's this guy and his friend. Both are powerful beings, forces of nature, and the end of the cycle. Some revere them as the divines. Most revile them, cursing the very ground they tread upon. And there are those who simply pray that the duo remains uninvolved in their lives. "Cut. Man, you're bad at description." "That wasn't very cash money of you, pal. Dude's trying to make a living, weißt du?" It appeared that the guy's lil PET, a companion with a penchant for being a loud mouth- "Not you too." Now, after years, he finally found his old home planet. How does this fine gentleman, with his colossal jerk of a companion, influence this world around them?

Reincarnated into the chaotic Warring States period of the Naruto universe, Hao is not your typical ninja. He’s got a Shaman King system that lets him merge with spirits and wield chakra like never before. With the powers and combat experience of Hao Asuka, he’s ready to make waves—both in battle and in the comical drama between the Senju and Uchiha clans. Hao’s plan? To establish a Shaman Clan that can rival the mightiest in history. But first, he’ll have to deal with an overenthusiastic Hashirama and a brooding Madara. Expect hilarious interactions as these three unlikely allies butt heads and try to save the world from the Celestial Clan—a group of high-and-mighty beings who don’t take kindly to being bossed around by mere mortals. Will Hao rewrite history? Or will he just end up being the punchline of it? Get ready for a wild, funny ride through a ninja world where spirits, chakra, and comedy collide. ---

"Losing my mother and sister was a bummer, but it's also made me think about stuff, you know? Like, life is short, and you never know what's gonna happen. But even when things are bad, there's always something good if you look for it. Like, a funny cat video or a tasty sandwich. It's the little things, right? Maybe it's the things you already love. Like food, music, the violin or just a warm sunny day. Well, I only felt this way until..."

After a life-changing heart transplant, five-year-old Lily and her dad, David, are starting fresh in the city of Daejeo. For Lily, each day at daycare is a little adventure, full of new friends, funny moments, and just the right amount of mischief—especially with her best friend Joon by her side. Lily’s story isn’t about big, flashy events. It’s about the little things that make childhood special: finding friends, discovering new things, and learning what it means to grow up, one day at a time.

Rhea Kapoor is a glamorous social media influencer with millions of followers and a meticulously curated online life. But behind the filters, she longs for authenticity and a deeper connection. On a trip to Himachal Pradesh for a friend’s wedding, she meets Karan Deshmukh, a nature-loving conservationist who lives off the grid and despises technology. As their romance blossoms offline, Rhea hides her influencer identity, enjoying the peace of an unfiltered relationship. However, when Karan learns about her online fame, misunderstandings, and tension arise. Can their love survive in a world where private moments become public and technology threatens to disconnect them? Offline Love is a heartwarming, funny, and dramatic journey about finding balance between the real and digital worlds.

“I’m being forced to marry the Cruel Mafia Boss.” Joanna Smith’s perfect life suddenly took a drastic turn when the Cruel Mafia Boss demanded for her to be his new bride. “Do you wish to know why I married a fragile woman like you?” He had asked her, his voice dripping with coldness. Joanna nods her head, wanting to know the reason behind her marriage to such a dangerous man. “You are paying a debt, sweetheart! A debt your father refused to pay off before his death!” He laughed metaphorically, as though he had said something funny. “You are mine now, Joanna. I’m gonna do all kind of crazy things to your body, make you crave me, want more and beg me to F**k you mercilessly!” He smirked evilly at her.

I help a bunch of demons return to heaven. I meet the Greek Gods. Then I meet a few characters from Christian mythology.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!