Tell Me A Pig Joke

This is more than just a novel . You can be a part of this journey. Visit wishbound-system.com and you can see Aiden's system, participate in deciding his fate, and suggesting abilities directly into his [Exchange] tab. ------------ Aiden Valero never wanted to help anyone. Selfish and cynical, he just wanted to live his own life — until one wish pulled him into a broken world where he must grant every wish asked of him… if they know his secret. [System Message] Incoming Wish Request: Grant or Deny? In a world twisted by desire, where magic and monsters grow stronger near the mysterious Apex Phenomenon, Aiden’s curse forces him to serve the very people he despises. But the system offers a way out — by crafting his own wishes, Aiden can grow stronger, bending fate to his will. [Warning] Desire Meter Rising. Consequences Uncertain. Trapped between power and burden, he must survive ruthless factions, impossible choices, and the flood of wishes — or be consumed by the desires he grants.

They were her world - her ride-or-die girls, her soulmate, her safe place. Until they turned her life into hell. Aliza was once the vibrant, carefree girl lighting up her college campus. But everything crashes when her closest friends - Rhea, Sana, and Meher - rip her reputation apart. Whispers become screams, lies become legacy, and the halls she once laughed in now echo with judgment. And Aryan - the boy she loved, the boy she begged - walked away without looking back. Publicly shamed. Emotionally wrecked. Utterly alone. But pain? That became her power. Years later, the girl they buried under rumors returns - not just alive, but unbreakable. Aliza isn't here to forgive. She's here to dominate. With wealth, influence, and a name that now commands fear... She's not out for closure. She's out for ruin. "You thought you destroyed me? You were just the beginning."

Title : "A Line Drawn Between You and Me" also called as "Rivals In Love" Chapter update: Every Thursday's and Sunday's. Synopsis: At Hua Xing International Business Academy—Shanghai’s most elite MBA college where business empires are bred and reputations are currency—Li Wei has always reigned supreme. Brilliant, composed, and endlessly driven, she’s topped every academic ranking since her first day. As the daughter of a powerful and toxic family, and the heir to the Li Group's corporate throne, failure has never been an option. Especially not in a college where her father sits on the Board of Directors and her family name practically built the east wing. Then comes Zhang Rui. A transfer student from Australia with a charming smile, razor-sharp intellect, and zero interest in playing by legacy rules. He doesn’t know Li Wei—or the unspoken rule that she always comes first. But when his name unexpectedly appears at the top of the student ranking board, knocking Li Wei to second place for the first time ever, a silent war begins. To the world, they’re rivals—cold stares in lecture halls, tense silences during group projects, and a battlefield of wit and pride. But beneath the surface, there’s more than rivalry brewing. Li Wei is drawn to Rui’s warmth, a stark contrast to the emotional emptiness of her world. Rui, in turn, is fascinated by the fortress she’s built around herself—and the vulnerability she hides behind perfect posture and sharp words. As academic pressure builds and their families’ expectations collide, secrets begin to unravel, and the line between hate and longing blurs. In a world where love is a weakness and control is everything, what happens when two rivals fall—not just in rank—but for each other? ---

TW: Black Humor

“Love me for a year and when it is all over, you are free to go” Her words, not his. Her words. So why did it feel like her whole world was crashing as the year neared its end? Olivia Baker’s world ended when her fiance cheated on her with her best friend or was it when she found out the man she loved was only using her to get her father’s company? Was it even crazier that she loved him still?

My name is Kim Hye-Yoon, and until recently, I was just an ordinary woman. Well, how ordinary...? During my student years, I wrote a romantic novel called «The Princess's Destiny», which unexpectedly became popular and made me the number one author on an online platform for writers at the time. However, I never finished it, putting it aside for five long years. After all that time, I didn't even think about continuing the novel. Everything in my life was fine, and I was quite content with my immediate existence. But fate played a cruel joke on me. On my way home from work, I was in a car accident, which resulted in my death, and... I ended up in my own novel?! No, even worse... Why is everyone looking down on me? Why do I have hooves instead of hands and feet? And... Wait! Have I been reborn as a pig?!

"Run again, and I’ll break your legs. You think I won’t love you in a wheelchair? Sweetheart, I’ll carry you, push you, and still fucking worship you—so stop running." --------------‐- She craved a quiet life. He craved her. Elara never wanted chaos. She never expected to fall into the hands of Nikolai Volkov—a ruthless Bratva king with ice in his veins and fire in his touch. One night was all it took to bind her to a man who doesn’t ask. He takes. Now she’s caught in a world of violence, secrets, and seduction. He says he’ll protect her. But what if the person she needs protection from… is him? He’s possessive, dangerous, and utterly obsessed. And when it comes to Elara, letting go was never an option. In a world built on power and blood—can love survive? Or will Nikolai Volkov be the one to destroy her completely

They say death ends love. For Elara Veyne, it only restarts it. In every life, she finds him. In every life, he kisses her. Then… he kills her. Bound by a curse no god dares to lift, Elara has died seven times ... each death triggered by a kiss meant to save her. But in this seventh life, she awakens with all her memories… and a vow to break the cycle, even if it means destroying the man her soul still aches for. One kiss. One death. This time, it ends her way.

Yun Ran, the successor of Qingfeng View, accidentally got transmigrated into a book due to a blunder. Even more speechlessly, she ended up as a character destined to die early. As the heiress of a wealthy family, not only was her luck and destiny stolen, despised by the heavens, but she was also backstabbed by her own mother, who is the female protagonist, becoming a stepping stone for the male and female leads' happily ever after - absolutely used as a tool. Faced with a disastrous start: No panic, she could simply revert to her old job, setting up a stall for fortune-telling - first three fortunes free, don't miss out as you pass by~ Facing injustice and evil: Little ones, take this, descend heavenly thunder! Open the gates of hell! No petty person shall overpower me, all retreat!!! Facing random strikes of heavenly thunder: Hehe, can’t touch me; ancestors, someone is bullying me, come save me~~~ Merely running a fortune-telling stall, casually saving people, occasionally undertaking tasks for some hard-earned money, she caused evil cultivators to flee, broke her peers’ defenses, and made wealthy families wary. Everyone heard that Yun Ran had a backing, the Xie family's notorious young master who 'kills people and is short-lived'. Some resentful and envious people kept waiting and waiting, not only did they fail to see Yun Ran meet her demise, nor the young master Xie pass away, but they witnessed Yun Ran amassing boundless merits, firmly sitting on the throne as the number one person in the mystic sect. And that Mr. Xie, unknowingly picked up the habit of making fortune bursts, remarkably living a long life through sheer spending.

When a young college dropout, Jorge Santos, encounters a mysterious meteorite, his life takes a drastic turn. The meteorite contains a liquid-metal entity, a symbiotic alien creature that merges with Jorge's body, enhancing his physical and mental abilities. As Jorge struggles to comprehend the transformation, he discovers that the creature's presence comes with an insatiable hunger, driving him to consume raw food in a desperate bid to satiate his newfound needs. As the creature integrates itself into Jorge's body, he begins to experience a flood of alien memories, revealing the secrets of a civilization that harnessed symbiotic relationships to achieve greatness. With his newfound abilities and the creature's guidance, Jorge's life becomes a journey of self-discovery, action, and exploration. As he navigates this uncharted territory, Jorge must confront the implications of his transformation and the potential consequences of his new existence. Will he be able to harness the power of the symbiotic creature, or will it consume him entirely? "The Symbiotic Legacy" is a thrilling tale of sci-fi adventure, self-discovery, and the blurred lines between human and alien.

I died in peace and confusion. Woke up being devoured by my own Father. Turns out, divinity tastes like stomach acid and forgotten memories. I was Human... Now I'm...Hades, God of Wealth, Underworld and The Dead* A sentient divine clay puppet wearing a dead man’s dreams. *Complaints about Death itself? Please direct all grievances to: THANATOS, the God of Death (I just handle the riches and the screaming souls) Experience a reincarnation myth like no other, told through the eyes of the reborn god—and the souls who defy oblivion.

Yan Zhen is straight, he believes he is straight, he swears he is straight !! you should really trust him he is straight.. He has never slept with a woman, but he has never slept with a man either that means by default and by factory setting he is a straight man right ?? That is until Lin Chen walked through the door of his company and Yan Zhen is sure Lin Chen is the Devil trying to stray him away from the light and is infact here for the sole goal of *Seducing Him*. (CRACK BL )

"Emili, una joven marcada por un pasado doloroso que han dejado cicatrices, siempre se sintió que no era parte de su propio mundo. Pero todo cambia cuando es arrastrada por manos desconocidas a un mundo misterioso y desconocido. A pesar de la incertidumbre y el miedo, Emili siente una extraña sensación de familiaridad en este nuevo mundo, como si siempre hubiera pertenecido allí. Allí conoce al enigmático emperador de ojos azules, cuya presencia le resulta extrañamente familiar. Mientras busca respuestas sobre su repentino traslado y los motivos detrás de su captura, Emili se embarca en un viaje para descubrir la verdad detrás de su llegada a este mundo y la conexión que la une al emperador. ¿Podrá encontrar su lugar en este nuevo mundo y descubrir el propósito detrás de su llegada?"

Money is everything,I learned that the hard way. Bright John! pay the rent or fuck off" Recently unemployed,Bright lay on bed sighing heavily,yet had to endure the Landlord's abuse . Out of desperation,he clicked on a job search app,but no one wanted this broke man.just as he was about to give up,he spotted an unfamiliar app on his phone, "Trillion subsidies" after clicking on it,he discovered that it was a system that could instantly make him the richest man in the world. Beautiful women, money, mansions, everything was available .From then on,he reached the peak of his life...

Cynthia Fola is a woman who seems to have it all. A celebrated author. A loving wife. A devoted mother. Her books have touched hearts across the world, yet the story she’s never told is the one still bleeding inside her. Six years ago, in the silence of her apartment, she miscarried a child she never told anyone about. Not her friends. Not her therapist. Not even Damson, the man whose name she whispered through the pain. He left her soon after, never knowing what she lost. She never asked why. She just survived. Now living in quiet elegance with her husband Levi and their son Adam, Cynthia has carefully rebuilt a life that looks whole. But when a professional event in Dubai brings Damson back into view — older, bolder, and standing on the very stage she’s meant to own — the walls she’s held up begin to crack. Memories return with force. Her body remembers the ache. Her heart remembers the silence. And in the glow of chandeliers and applause, she is forced to confront the love that left her, the pain that shaped her, and the truth she buried beneath success. Cry Me a River is a lyrical, unflinching portrait of grief, motherhood, marriage, and memory. It is the story of a woman who gave everything to protect someone’s dream, only to nearly die in the process — and what happens when that dream returns, asking for her voice again.

He narrows his green eyes at me as he leans back, folding his arms across his chest, "We're really going to do this again, aren't we?" "What do you mean?" I ask, annoyed. "This little game where you pretend to hate me, when I really know you're just in love with me," he replies, smirking. I scoff and roll my eyes, "In love?" I laugh loudly, "With you? No. I loathe you." Hating Jordan Gallagher was just so easy... "It's not that I don't believe in love. I just don't think it's meant for people like me."- Jordan Gallagher “Sometimes the people who hurt us the worst are the ones we need the most.”- Elyse Gates

"Emotions are contradictory and can make you make wrong decisions" those were the words her father once said to Rin. Those words remained engraved in her mind and even more when she had to go through events that would give a meaning to those affirmations her father gave, her first love, her first illusion was the one that gave reason to those words her father told her in the past and the reason why her life in the future has been a disaster. Did she lose her marriage, did she lose her family? -Life hit her hard when she learned that life is not rosy, whoever says they love you does not truly love you, and it is easy to deceive and lie to get some benefit however small or big. She spent years in the shadows trying to ease the pain of her past, she decided to rebuild her life, maybe alone But with determination' she would no longer be a weak woman dependent on a marriage for something I managed to open "do you want something to go?" A coffee shop and the possible reason why her life will change. Is there room for love? Or is only self-love enough? These are questions that will eventually be uncovered and will test her fidelity to both herself and her heart.

Everyone has, at some point, quietly admired someone from afar—watching, learning, even changing, just for the chance to be noticed. This is the story of a boy who fell in love not just with a girl, but with the idea of being someone she might love. From a single bottle of water handed over during gym class to months of silent devotion, he built his world around her shadow. Yet, as time passed and reality crept in, he faced a quiet but powerful question: Was he truly in love with her—or with the version of himself he created for her? This is a coming-of-age reflection on infatuation, identity, and the quiet strength it takes to choose yourself.

After graduation, Krishna Roy chose a risky path: becoming a writer. Under the pen name K. Dharma, his short stories gained a small but loyal following. But passion doesn’t always pay rent. With his bank balance shrinking, salvation arrives in the form of his eccentric college friend—now a local councillor—who offers him a tutoring gig. Sounds simple enough. Until he finds out that his first student is a foreigner. A VIP foreigner. Who doesn’t speak the local language. Caught between cultural confusion, awkward conversations, and his own career struggles, Krishna’s quiet life is about to turn upside down. Dive into a heartwarming and hilarious tale of everyday chaos, unexpected bonds, and the misadventures of a broke writer who really didn’t sign up for this.

Luna, a part-timer in a cat cafe, suddenly gets escorted by men in suits, Bewildered, Luna follows, thinking it might be those prank sitcoms that have been popular lately. However, fortunately or unfortunately, it turns out that Luna is truly a long-lost heiress! A huge fortune, she isn't sure how to handle. A father who's composed and elegant, turning soft and warm when he interacts with her, A mother whose whereabouts are unknown, Taciturn cousins who treat her as some money-grubber, Men suddenly fight for her attention, Then, a cat who demands attention and highly quality food With all these, Luna is at loss on what to do, will she be able to navigate through her new life with ease or with strife?

This is a soft reboot with slight changes to my original story which is called "A world I know better then anyone else" This will contain dark themes and scenes

Zhou Yichen is the kind of CEO everyone fears — distant, demanding, and impossible to please. Beneath his cold exterior lies a man burdened by expectations he never asked for, struggling to connect in a world that feels too loud and fast. Zhao Xinyi, known to most as Yiyi, is fierce, determined, and fiercely independent. She’s fought hard to be heard in a company where her voice is often drowned out by power and privilege. When a crisis forces them into close quarters, their war of words reveals cracks beneath the surface — pain, vulnerability, and hopes neither expected to share. But misunderstandings and pride keep them apart, threatening to undo the fragile bond they’re building. Can two wounded souls find a way to trust, to forgive, and maybe even to love? An enemies-to-lovers romance about fighting for what matters, even when your heart’s the battlefield.

A shy girl’s anonymous letters spark a hidden romance beneath falling cherry blossoms at school.

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

Some stories aren’t meant for the daylight. In The Stories I Tell in the Dark, a father shares eerie, emotional, and quietly terrifying tales with his son — stories that twist the ordinary into the unsettling. These are short stories for those who enjoy a different kind of horror: the kind that lingers, that whispers, that waits. Each tale stands alone, but together they form a haunting collection about the shadows we live with, the places we shouldn’t go, and the things we only speak of when the lights are out.

Some betrayals come from blood. Some salvations wear a killer's face. At 23, Abelia Kingston was supposed to inherit power, not survive a murder plot. But when her own brother tries to kill her for the family throne, she’s left broken—physically and emotionally. Her savior? Neil Nemo—her best friend, a cold-blooded assassin who was originally hired to end her life. After Cain Kingston breaks his promise, Nemo turns against him and rescues Abelia from the brink of death. Now, with a shattered spine but a fire burning stronger than ever, Abelia joins forces with the one man she shouldn’t trust. Together, they plan revenge—but emotions blur lines, and desire begins to cloud judgment. As old enemies rise, hidden heirs return, and blood relatives reveal darker motives, Abelia must face the most brutal truth of all: In this world, the people who save you can also destroy you. Will she take back her legacy… or lose herself in the process?