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When Peter is transported to a brutal, system-driven world, where stats, skills, and paths to power are granted at birth… he gets nothing. No stats. No skills. No system. Just a pair of straw sandals and a death sentence. Thrown into a military training regime where the weak are discarded and the strong thrive, Peter should have been erased in days. But through sheer grit, sharp wit, and an unconventional cultivation path, he refuses to die. Alongside Thea, a fiercely determined warrior, and Elric, a healer with a secret, Peter claws his way forward—one brutal battle at a time. But as he breaks the world’s rules, the world starts noticing.

Money is everything,I learned that the hard way. Bright John! pay the rent or fuck off" Recently unemployed,Bright lay on bed sighing heavily,yet had to endure the Landlord's abuse . Out of desperation,he clicked on a job search app,but no one wanted this broke man.just as he was about to give up,he spotted an unfamiliar app on his phone, "Trillion subsidies" after clicking on it,he discovered that it was a system that could instantly make him the richest man in the world. Beautiful women, money, mansions, everything was available .From then on,he reached the peak of his life...

A fantasy tale about a monster boy who can transform into a dinosaur and his childhood sweetheart, embarking on a journey of entrepreneurship while scattering dog food along the way... (A farming novel with plenty of dog food, free trial reading is welcome) (Group: 313392527)

A Story of Choice Imagine finding yourself at the crossroads of fate, torn between two paths. One leads to the person you love deeply—someone who has captured your heart and soul. The other path leads to the person who loves you more than anything, someone who would do anything to make you happy. What will you do if fate forces you to choose? Will you follow your heart, or will you choose the person who treasures you most? It's a story of choice, where love and loyalty collide, and no decision comes without sacrifice. A Story of Drama Trust is a fragile thing. What if the person you trusted with your life, turned out to be the one who wanted to end it? Betrayal cuts deep, and when it comes from someone you never expected, it shatters your world. What will you do when the mask comes off, and the truth is revealed? Will you confront them, or will fear keep you silent? This is a story of drama, where trust is broken, and survival depends on your next move. A Story of Action Learning to fight is one thing, but fighting for love is a battle of a different kind. When the world around you is in chaos, and your heart is caught in the storm, will you have the strength to hold on to love? Or will the struggles and dangers force you to let go? In this story of action, love is put to the ultimate test. The fight isn't just against the enemies outside—it's also against the doubts within. A Story of Love At the heart of it all, this is a story of love. Love in all its forms—complicated, beautiful, painful, and true. It's about the choices we make, the trust we give, the battles we fight, and the love we hold on to, no matter the cost. In the end, it's love that defines us and drives us, even when fate, betrayal, and danger stand in our way. Please enjoy reading!

A disembodied soul wakes in a void with no memory of who they used to be but still has a general knowledge of how they had lived on Earth. The soul is approached by a primordial goddess of chaos and is asked by the goddess whether they wish to join her family. Once they became kin with the goddess they were told to travel throughout multiple worlds and get stronger. Follow the story of Zero as he travels through familiar and unfamiliar worlds to gain strength. Join my discord to see the character illustrations and chat with other story readers. I'd love to hear your thoughts and have a discussion. https://discord.gg/zpZvf2d8fp https://www.patreon.com/Nii07

She's not deaf, not dumb; she can speak and even laugh. But what's the usefulness of talking when you can't explain your pain to people? What is the usefulness of smiling and laughing when you will later cry? Jean was a very beautiful and cheerful young girl, but she lost her mother at the age of nine. Instead of her father focusing on her and helping her forget the pain of the death of her mother, he went ahead and brought in his wife and children. Little Jean just wanted attention, trying to gain her father's love, but all her efforts were ruthlessly washed away. She regretted not having a mother and wished for her mother to not have died. She grew up alone, with no one to speak to and no one to make her laugh. Slowly, she started forgetting how to smile and how to speak; she even forgot how to show her expressions and emotions. She was a beautiful young woman with smooth skin that glowed like a doll. When she could smile, speak, and show emotions like a normal human, she wasn't the center of attention. But when she lost all these important elements of human life, it became easy to mistake her for a doll. The worst part was that even though people believed she was a doll, some perverts still wanted to take advantage of her. Just because she was now emotionless and had forgotten how to smile and speak, they thought they could exploit her. Oops! Don't be deceived by her angelic, doll-like appearance. She had lost all emotions and feelings not for them to take advantage of her; she was, in fact, a killing god. "Don't claim that! If it weren't for his timely intervention, that ugly Man would have been dead by now. But anyway, I will still go back to him; I won't leave him be until he's dead!" That was the letter she penned. "Jean do you want this store? just nod and it's yours" "the restaurant serve her the wrong food, Lock it immediately!" "Jean this is all my years property, please sign it, it's yours"

Synopsis: Lu Chunhe was just an ordinary shut-in from Earth—cowardly, risk-averse, and content with a life of mediocrity. But when he wakes up in the broken, battered body of a notorious fraud in a world of ruthless cultivators, survival becomes his only priority. The original owner of this body was a con artist—an imposter who stole the identity of a noble young master, infiltrated a powerful sect, and spent his days abusing his status. But arrogance has a price, and after provoking the wrong people, he was beaten to death and discarded like trash. Now, trapped in a body on the brink of collapse, Lu Chunhe barely has time to process his situation before a terrifying vision strikes him—a glimpse of the future where the very sect he now belongs to is annihilated in a brutal war. With enemies all around and no allies to rely on, Lu Chunhe does the only thing he can: he runs. He flees the sect, convinced he has outsmarted fate. But fate refuses to let him go. A system—cold, relentless, and bound to his very existence—whispers in his mind, forcing him onto a path of destruction. [Death Event Triggered: Return to the Sect.] No matter how far he runs, the system drags him back, pushing him toward the death flag he so desperately wants to escape. Lu Chunhe isn't a hero. He isn't a warrior. He just wants to live. But against a system that exists only to kill him, survival may be the hardest thing of all.

Rafaela finds herself heartbroken at the wedding of the man she loves, Argos, who is bound by an arranged marriage to his childhood friend, Alice, due to his parents' wishes. As she watches them exchange vows, Rafaela is torn between her emotions: should she stand back and let him go to someone else, or should she fight for the love that they once shared?

When Aadi, a young man, searches for two people who are precious to him, his efforts land him in an unexpected place with an unrelenting foe, whose blows shatter the earth and rend boulders asunder. Their conflict sparks a partnership for the ages and spurs Aadi on an adventure that he wouldn't have imagined possible. --- Disclosure: Free chapters of this novel by Windus Andar will be published on several platforms: Wattpad, Royal Road, Scribble Hub, and WebNovel. These free chapters will also be published on Angel Grove Studio's website. Premium chapters will be available on Windus Andar's Patreon page. After the novel is completed, it will be published on Amazon and Smashwords and its affiliates.

Have you ever wondered how a person who was supposed to be dead was walking in front of you? Or why you are trapped in a mysterious paranormal game and the rules that are set in place to protect you are falling apart, or maybe you just want a short spine chilling tale to end the day? Have you ever just thought about paranormal things? Most people will tell you they are nonsense but here, we will learn about all the paranormal with you. But be warned, some of these tales are true...

(will be updating January 1. total of 15+ chapters{every chapter is 2 chapters in 1}) I don't own this. I'm just bringing this to webnovel for reader. if original creator needs to, I'll take it down if asked( I try not to earn anything off it, but If I need to I will so I can get better sources, new books, or better translation) Lin Tian was reincarnated as a goblin, the lowest class of monsters. In the beginning, he survived through extreme caution. Later on, he completely unleashed the true nature of a goblin! Church Priest: He is the one, true Lord: the God I shall serve. Sword Saintess: Undefeated since birth, yet repeatedly defeated by a small goblin. The Gods: We will never allow a goblin to be named a God! As faith crumbed, Gods fell, and one goblin brutally dominated the world and toyed with everything… Regardless of whether it was a human Sword Saint, the Imperial Princess, the Flame Dragon Mother, the Elf Queen, the Moon God, the Sea God, or the Earth Mother God… upon seeing that small goblin, they would all collapse to the ground in fear! Evolution Path: Small Goblin -> Goblin God

Sydney thought dating her longtime crush, Jason, was the start of her dream life—until a devastating family secret revealed he might be her half-brother. But if that’s true, why can’t she shake her feelings for him? Meanwhile, Tyra has uncovered a chilling truth about her adoptive parents: they murdered her biological family to steal her inheritance—and now they’ll do whatever it takes to silence her. She faces an impossible choice: hunt or be hunted. Bound by loyalty, haunted by dark secrets, and taunted by forbidden love, the two best friends are hurtling toward a truth that could shatter their lives. As their worlds collide, the choices they make could mean survival—or destruction—for them both.

Brenda had gambled on love twice, and both times, fate dealt with her. The first heartbreak was bitter and better to let go, but the second? That one shattered her. She had poured every ounce of herself into it, only to be left standing in the ruins of her own devotion. Love had drained her, left her hollow, and taught her that vulnerability was a luxury she could no longer afford. So, she made a choice—a bold one. Love was no longer part of her story. Brenda let go of the romantic fairy tales and turned the page to a new chapter. One where she wasn’t pining or hoping. She was single, powerful, and utterly unshaken in the freedom of being beholden to no one. She wasn’t looking for love anymore because she had found something even better: herself. And in this new life, she didn’t just live—she thrived. * * * * * Until….Spencer came in... Ready to give her another taste of love. Could she allow herself to feel again? To trust again? Or would she choose the familiar safety of solitude, where her heart could never break? L.O.V.V.E.E – E.V.O.L.V.E

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

erasing oneself in the eyes of a System that is dark and Bleak forever stuck in the darkest pits of oneself and Society that is my world forever wishing I could be sane? but life as it is a riddle ridden in the dark so I shall found the path to enlightenment so here we go life as it is for me the insane and crazy lab geek and jobless bum with a hot friend who could be a way closer to my inner darkness

"He has a special place in your heart, that bothers me because at some point, I had that place."

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Edmund was walking back home, when he encountered a cat that suddenly floats and move towards him. The cat gave him the RPG System that allows him to work and complete quests set by the system or the cat to gain points to upgrade himself. From completing mundane quests like helping the neighbor's cat get down from a tree to more extreme quests all the relieve the cat's boredom. (Author's note: This is my first time writing so don't rip me apart if the plot doesn't make sense and also I'm writing this story in my free time so the schedule won't be good sorry ¬_¬) (Also the story is kinda fluid so some of the tags and genre might change maybe idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

I've always wanted to be happy but I became toxic, The more I try the more I fail. This is a story about me. In the end I hope I'll make it

a famous fortune teller (Owen Anderson) was about to close the store. A very sepcial customer came, it was the crown prince (Arthur Gresly). The prince ask him for his help about his family got curse by a witch. Owen agree and willing to help. Will they succed to remove the curse or will they lost everything?

I opened the door and walked into the room, all eyes where on me, I stepped forward, waiting to hear good news........ but " Will you please quit, I mean my son is more talented so he should shine more" the CEO said, I agreed and walked outside but deep inside I was angry and my self for being a pushover and a people pleaser. I stood by the big river and accidentally fell in...... and opened my eyes I went back to when I was a trainee, I was given a second chance a second chance to change.

THIS IS FOR OFFLINE READING PURPOSES ONLY! I DO NOT OWN THIS WORK! Synopsis: What can a person do in order to survive? Mei Lin doesn't know about others, but she can sacrifice everything for it, including her body and dignity. She longed for life to bloom as wildly as the spring flowers in February, even if it was short-lived, but in reality she lived like a toad in the mud, shrunken, ugly and dirty. She only knew that she could only talk about other things if she had a life. Even his life is gone, what else is there to say? But she never expected that in the end she would fall into the hands of Murong Jing and that bastard, the man who once treated her as a plaything to please another woman and was severely repaid by her, the man who was determined to retaliate. That bastard man!

On the day Vanessa turned seventeen she saw her mate making out with another woman. Alexander Moon, her mate, hated her so he decided to reject her but was rejected instead.

Gather around, young and old, for a compendium of tales -- some sweet, some terrifying and some looking to impart a lesson about life. Beware, the first is a horror story.

after slipping and die, Axel was reincarnated in a fantasy novel that he was reading as an adventurer who's skill needs him to seek attention anywhere every time. As a little introvert since childhood and lack of sociability Axel was vexed. i think it should be easy to attract attention if i just do it... "babe i thought you like me, now come here and give me a kiss." guy no. 1 "I don't want you to see somebody else so stay here." guy no. 2 *looked around in a strange house that have no entrance and exit "brother you are atracting powerful bugs anywhere let's make a run for it."guy no. 3 then grab some magic ropes and tie me. Axel had enough so he makes sure to get stronger to not be enslave by a stranger or locked up in a strange house. He also sensed something amiss. It seems like all the people he atrracted are all DUDE!! Axel can't take it anymore that he fainted again...