Fucking A Fish

Vor achthundert Jahren verstarb ein legendärer Mann. Zhang Ruochen, der Sohn von Kaiser Ming, wurde von seiner Verlobten, Prinzessin Chi Yao, getötet. Dann, achthundert Jahre nach seinem Tod, kehrte er zurück, nur um festzustellen, dass diejenige, die ihn getötet hatte, bereits das Kunlun-Feld vereinigt und das Erste Zentrale Reich errichtet hatte und nun als Kaiserin Chi Yao bekannt war... Kaiserin Chi Yao - ihre Majestät regierte die Welt der Sterblichen und genoss Prestige in allen Himmelsrichtungen sowie ein ewiges Leben. Zhang Ruochen stand vor dem kaiserlichen Ahnentempel und betrachtete die Statue der Kaiserin Chi Yao, und in seinem Herzen loderten die Flammen des Hasses. "Nachdem ich 13 Jahre lang geübt habe, werde ich die Kaiserin in ihr Verderben schicken!"

A fantasy tale about a monster boy who can transform into a dinosaur and his childhood sweetheart, embarking on a journey of entrepreneurship while scattering dog food along the way... (A farming novel with plenty of dog food, free trial reading is welcome) (Group: 313392527)

In a world where strength rules and cultivation decides one’s destiny, Lu Tian had perfected the art of doing nothing. Nicknamed the “Salted Fish King” by his peers, he spent his days napping under the sun, avoiding responsibilities, and ignoring his unrealized potential. Everything changed when the Myriad Astral Guide System awakened. “Host detected. Task: Cultivate or perish!” “Wait, what? Work? Can’t I just sleep a little longer?” Forced to complete grueling tasks, tame powerful beasts, and rise through the ranks, Lu Tian’s peaceful days crumble into chaos. But as the system pushes him to become stronger, the world begins to see a side of him they never expected. “Lu Tian… he’s at the bottom of the class? How is he defeating a Gold Core expert?!” “Is that another celestial beast following him? Where did he find it?” Behind his laziness lies unmatched talent. Behind his unwilling hands lies unimaginable power. As challenges mount and enemies close in, Lu Tian must abandon his salted-fish dreams and rise to claim his place at the top. This is the story of an idle genius forced into greatness, where every step shakes the world and leaves everyone speechless!

Who would think he get reincarnated as a fish now he has to try to get the affection of the 5 Prince to survive.

Victoria alias Jayden sky, 19 year old and pop music sensation isn't one to be kept down, not much for rules and regulations. when it's discovered that someone is after her life, her family will do everything to keep her safe including hire a bodyguard. Asher Reed is a no nonsense, ex military Seargent who is now navigating the world as a civilian and bodyguard under Nexus protection services. when pop meets hard-core how will they cope with the difference and most importantly, who is trying to kill Victoria.

A Poem a Day A daily dive into chaos, humor, and heartfelt musings, A Poem a Day is a collection of unpredictable poems that range from silly to sincere. With cheesy rhymes, bizarre metaphors, and the occasional heartfelt gem, it’s a celebration of creativity and the joy of trying something new. Life’s short—why not write a poem about it?

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"Is it true that snakes mate all day long?"   One day, Won suddenly goes into heat at school due to a marking left by his ex-boyfriend without permission.   When he hurriedly hides in the bathroom, a man who appears to be a werewolf rudely confronts him, but in his desperate situation, Won promises to sleep with him and receives his help.   It turns out that he is not only Won's junior but also the illegitimate child of the center director who is monitoring Won...   "...Who are you really?"   "A crazy bastard who wanted to get involved with you."   What is the true identity of this man who seems to be lurking around Won?

Have you heard of the rumor? There's a witch roamin' around on the streets of Gehenna with her henchmen. The two has been causing a riot here and there, and some witness said that the witch ate some guy's eyeballs. Why you ask? That's the worst part, she's blind. ___ TW: This story contains many disturbing scenes that isn't suitable for sensitive readers. You have been warned.

Jiang Jing Jing is a young genius, a sudden accident made her parents to ascend and she is left alone to fight for herself and search for her elder brothers in the vast cultivation world of beast in both animal and human form. she makes her own space realm after acquiring the laws of the space and makes it a paradise for herbs and beasts. Making contract with divine artifacts and unique beast she becomes the youngest cultivator the become a great martial aunt of the Tianji sect. After encounters rare treasures one after another she becomes the golden koi fish of the cultivation world, transcending heaven and earth to become a powerful cultivator. She saves her brothers from doom and makes her enemies vanish from the face of the world.

“I’ll marry you Drake, not because I get weak in the knees and cream my panties whenever I see you, but because I want Riley to suffer for hurting me.” “I don’t care what your reasons are my love, just say yes to me and I’ll worship your sweet, curvy body for the rest of my life, I’ll make you the envy of every woman on earth, just say yes to me, my love.” Mia’s wedding to the big boss, Riley Osborne was cancelled on her wedding day. There was a rumor that she cheated on Riley and ended up getting married to low life pauper, but no one knows who her husband is and they keep mocking her because of her breakup with the boss. The war between Riley and Drake caused everyone to know that Mia is loved and wanted by two billionaire brothers. Who would have thought that she is secretly married to the senior master, her bosses elder brother Drake Osborne, who happens to own 80 percent of the Osborne empire.

[You've Successfully Entered Groupchat For The Troubled!] Salted_Mackerel43 [For the first time in my career, I seem to be having trouble with my target. My wife, 24 (M) wouldn't leave, we've been married for 8 months now and my taunts have always worked on him, but now he doesn't even blink an eye. At this rate, my perfect record will turn into ashes. Please send help!] | |NotAMonsterFucker [Have you tried using violence?] | |Salted_Mackerel43 [Thank you for the advice! I did try to duel him one time, but even with a damaged leg he still managed to send me flying with a sword. After that, he tended to my wounds and he's even teaching me how to properly fight with a sword now.] | |I'llSueEverything [Reminds me of that time I got scammed by a game and was forced to work for the Intergalactic System.] | |Vigilante_Husband [I don't see a connection.] | |I'llSueEverything [Squint harder.] | |GalacticWeirdo0×0 [@everyone welcome the new member!!!] | |I'llSueEverything [I already did.] | |GalacticWeirdo0×0 [@SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 @Vigilante_Husband @What_Is_Love? give @Salted_Mackerel43 some advice!] | |Vigilante_Husband [Just love your wife, I'm sure it'll all work out.] | |What_Is_Love [I asked my coworkers, one said you should make your wife jealous while the other said you should kiss him stupid..?] | |SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 [...those aren't advice...] | |NotAMonsterFucker[Just use violence! VIOLENCE, LISTEN TO ME @Salted_Mackarel43] | |SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 [Give some proper–] | ||I'llSueEverything [Shut you—] | |What_Is_Love? [she als–] | | |Vigilante_Husband [I'm putting all of you in timeout.] Cheng Jin watched as the chatroom errupted into chaos. In the end, he couldn't ask any decent advice. "You told me that this was the no.1 chatroom in the mainstream. Why is it only 4 people?" [Correction. 5, you're also a part of it now.] Before Cheng Jin could complain, the door to his room opened and he quickly scrambled to get back on his bed. "I've brought breakfast." Ying Yu entered with a tray of food, seeing this, Cheng Jin's soul almost left his body. Seeing Cheng Jin's odd expression, Ying Yu carefully placed the tray down before striding to the other's side. With his left hand, he grasped Cheng Jin's shoulder, before the other could protest, Ying Yu was already pressing his face closer, their foreheads touching. After a beat, Ying Yu slowly retreated, his eyes never leaving Cheng Jin. "You don't have a fever, but why are you red?" Honestly, Cheng Jin doesn't know. What he does know though, that he preferably wants to be burried 8 feet below the ground right now. 'PLEASE SEND HELP!'

“Listen for the buzz of the Golden Honeybee’s wings, Where it will guide you to a lonely mountain creek, Follow the path abandoned by the hearts of kings, And be sure not to make a single peep. Then, the White Tiger’s snores you’ll hear, Below the bright azure skies of crystal clear, Walk into the fiery sea of blazing chrysanthemums, Whilst being careful of the spirit foxes’ bums, And there, you will find me, Sleeping below the great willow tree.”

Just saw something.

When I woke up, I was in the shape of a fish in the river. Why did I look like a fish, and who am I in the first place? While leaving only the memory of being human in the previous life and being puzzled by the loss of all memories of himself, the days of hunting for prey to live in the world to live have begun. And it seems that this small fish can become a dragon as it evolves. When I heard that from the skill of “voice of heaven” and had the purpose of living, I went to enjoy this world. This story is about a small fish aiming to become a dragon.

What would you do if you became the bad guy in your favorite video game? That's what happens to our protagonist, a skilled and ruthless gamer who calls himself "Spectre". His passion is the virtual reality game Aerial Chronicles, where he dominates his rivals with his skill and cunning. But one day, everything changes. For some unknown reason, our protagonist wakes up in the body of Kylo Stormcrest, a secondary character in the game who is a noble and weak villain. Kylo has no special abilities, only his title of duke. How will he survive in this hostile and dangerous world? Will he be able to change his destiny and become a hero? Or will he remain the same old Spectre?

Cirus Do's motto in life was always "Just do it!" So when he accidentally swallowed a catnip for calamities–world destructing beasts from [The Great End] he closed his eyes and clenched his fists, as he screamed from the top of his lungs. "I don't want to do it!!!" Spoiler: It wasn't a multiple-choice question.

IMPORTANT // THE BOOK WILL RESUME FROM DECEMBER 2024// THANK YOU. // This book is all about Cricket// If you share a passion for the game, dive in and immerse yourself in this exciting journey! This is the journey of Mak, a talented young cricketer who will come to be recognized as one of the finest batters and leaders of his generation. As he navigates the complexities of adolescence, he faces the pressures of expectations—from his family, friends, and himself. His passion for cricket drives him, but the path to greatness is fraught with challenges that test his resolve and character. Join Mak on his journey, where cricket becomes not just a game, but a canvas for dreams, challenges, and the pursuit of greatness. There will be 5 to 7 chapters uploaded each week. Stay tuned!

Title: A Boy and A Girl Author: mischa143kelvin Genre: Travel Through Time Summary: There was a boy. There was a girl. They lived in two different worlds. They lived in two different lives. One suffers from the moment he exists. One was living in a wonderful life. Their life intertwined with each other by mercy. Will their encounter be his salvation? Will she be the one behind his redemption? Mercy joins two worlds in two different lives-a boy living in dark shadows since the day he was born, suffering until he remained to breathe, and a girl living in wonders surrounding her, basking in the beauty of life. But fate brought them together, then she is the beacon of light in his bleak existence. Friends served to balance out life's abrasiveness; love redeemed the redemption. Her friendship had become his savior while her love was the redemption of him. She made him find peace and beauty, making comfort and serenity come into his life. Through her, he mattered in reality; the pangs in his heart finally ceased. Deep inside him, however, memories resurfaced of a once-happy life torn apart by a tragic past. This boy yearned for his loving family and healing the wounds that scarred his soul. Under the brightness of this magical place, the girl gave him a chance to open his eyes and think everything would be alright. When he opened his eyes, revelation was waiting for him. His dreams and wishes were standing right before him, and the things that made him return to the warm arms of his family filled him with happiness. In the end, he finally learned that home is where the heart truly belongs. And for this boy and girl, they found a home in each other's love, a love strong enough to transcend two different worlds and bring redemption to a broken soul. Travel Through Time: The amazing journey of two souls tied together by destiny and the power of love that heals even the most depthful wounds. You are in for a ride as you get caught up in the telling of the strength that one human can have on another's life. From the Series "Travel Through Time"

“It’s Duke Raymond, oh my god he looks so handsome in white!!” a lady exclaimed. Just hearing this warning bell Eloise, peered to the right. A beautiful man dressed completely in white tux walked confidently into the ballroom. His black eyes wandered amongst the crowd, searching for a certain someone. {‘Why is he here!!’} Eloise bit her lips anxiously. {‘Either way, lets run before he catches me,’} she pulled up her fluffy ruffle skirt to her knees and ran like the wind. All of a sudden she felt her skirt being pulled from behind. “How audacious of you to pull a lady’s skirt,” she shouted and pulled without taking a glance back. “My, my, I think I stepped on a cockroach, what shall I do? Shall I roast it for tainting my shoes or should I chop its head off,” a hoarse voice jokingly said from behind. {‘Shit, I’m dead,’} she glanced back in slow motion. “This..... My lord, can you let go of my skirt,” she pointed to his foot that was firmly stepping on the bottom of her skirt. “Why not, I am just expressing my emotions to the lady who expressed ardent feeling to me in her letters,” he said with a smug smirk. The crowd gasped. “She wrote him a love letter!! That shameless wrench,” some lady shouted out loud. Hearing this, Eloise’s eyelid twitched, “sir... no, Lord, I think you misunderstood. I was only expressing my heartfelt gratitude with my ‘thank you’ letter,” she enunciated each word. The duke chuckled. “Oh is that so,” he strode closer having a tight grip on her skirt, “are the words bat-shit-bastard, ring a bell. I read it in your letter,” Eloise gritted her teeth, {‘so you plan to use my word against me, huh? We’ll see who wins,’} she stepped to his side, showing her back to the entire crowd. “MY LORD! Where are you touching me?!” Suddenly she shouted, gasping her bosom. “How audacious of you. I RESPECTED YOU SIR!! How could you do this,” she screamed and ran away while he was frozen in shock. The entire ball room was in disarray. “Lord Raymond is a pervert!!”

After transmigrating, Shen Yuan initially thought he would be able to join an immortal sect and live forever in luxury under the aid of the system. However, who could have predicted that the Falling Clouds Sect, mentioned in the novice guide mission, had been destroyed ten thousand years ago? He was late by a full ten thousand years! His path to immortality seemed to have lost all hope, but Shen Yuan has found a completely new approach to the system missions. If the Falling Clouds Sect had been destroyed for ten thousand years, no one should object if I claim myself the Sect Master, right? He wrote his name in the list of Sect Masters. Hidden achievement completed: Sect Master, rewarded with Earthly Destroyer Divine Power: Pot's Heaven. A Demon Path Giant from ten thousand years ago left a remnant soul, preparing to hide in a ring and act like a grandfather? He destroyed the ring in a backhand manner. Hidden achievement completed: Demon Path Nemesis, rewarded with Earthly Destroyer Divine Power: Gods Purging. An ancient forbidden land from ten thousand years ago, left with nothing but desolate hills and graves due to Spirit Energy depletion? He sent a construction team to remodel the scenic area and moved the graves one by one. Hidden achievement completed: Leveling the Ancient Wilderness, rewarded with the Heavenly General Divine Power: Seven Arrowhead. While Shen Yuan was busy collecting hidden achievements, rumors of a powerful return of the Falling Clouds Sect quietly spread throughout the whole Cultivation World.

"Black technology" originally referred to scientific and technological achievements that were not developed by humans, surpassing current human technology and understanding, and even violating natural principles without a scientific basis. Such technology that transcends time, when used well, can advance human civilization, but when misused, it can destroy civilization. Chen Yang, who is infested by an extraterrestrial creature, was once an ordinary human on Earth. Now he faces a problem: how should he use a technology that surpasses the current level? However, before that, he has to face another issue. The extraterrestrial creature parasitizing him is not an easy companion to live with. In fact, even the worst criminal could not describe its evil. The attitude it holds towards humans is related to the future of mankind. No matter for his own sake or all of humanity, the first thing Chen Yang has to learn is how to live with an "alien".

Sol Kang, tricked by the System into believing it would reveal his favorite manga's ending as a reward for possessing the minor villain in the novel he transmigrated to, found himself in the middle of the storm. That damned System wants him to collect the future Disasters like P*kemons after lying to him!