Momma Jokes Dirty

He is the bad boy and the most eligible billionaire bachelor in town. She is the goody two shoes working as a primary teacher but she is a devil in disguise with dirty fantasies swirling in her head. Their worlds are so apart but maybe god or rather the devil wants them to meet and they meet for the first time when Hardin Blackwood visits the school where Zora Aldin works. He visits the school to give a speech to motivate the students as he was the donor of the school. When they first make eye contact, Zora's all dirty fantasies swirl in head one by one picturing Hardin in every scene. Hardin can clearly see the lust in Zora's eyes and the way she squirm under his gaze. The bachelor billionaire never mixes business with pleasure but the blue eyed primary teacher is so hard to resist and the way she bites her lips makes him weak in the knees. With all the sexual energy buzzing around them and the constant pull and push between them didn't prepare them when Hardin got himself a stalker. How will Zora and Hardin escape the stalker and the attraction between them?

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Synopsis In his first life, Akira Tanaka was an average Earthling with a not-so-average hobby: making terrible jokes and getting into trouble with his wandering eyes. His second life? Well, he became the most feared evil dragon god—a being of immeasurable power who could destroy entire realms with a flick of his claw. His reign of chaos was unmatched, his strength unparalleled, his sense of humor still awful. But even gods meet their end, and Akira did so in a blaze of glory after being defeated by a bunch of overachieving heroes. Just when he thought his story was over, he found himself reincarnated again—this time in a modern world where magic flows as freely as Wi-Fi signals. Now he’s back in high school, hiding his immense power behind the façade of a perverted clown. No one suspects that the guy cracking bad jokes and sneaking peeks into the girls’ locker room is secretly powerful enough to destroy the planet. But when dark forces begin to rise, Akira’s double life as the ultimate goofball and secret powerhouse becomes harder to maintain. Get ready for comedy, chaos, and questionable life choices as the Perverted Jester of Chaos juggles high school hijinks, romance, and epic battles! P.S. He can break trough forth wall. "Heyyy!!!! Don't Spoil them!"

"Please baby" He pleads trying to pull her into his arms but she glares at him. "Don't touch me" With a harsh glare she turns to face the other side. "That is the thing about you rich brats, you think everything can be gotten with daddy and momny's money well congrats we are married but don't even think for a second that I'll love you" "let me go" She pleads trying to escape his arms. "That will mean letting go of my breath baby and you know it's impossible" Attending the Academy meant for the elites has always been a dream of many and so when she receives the admission to go study in a school way above her league she agrees. She meets four crazy girls along with her cousin and she starts understanding life. Catching the eyes of a mysterious wealthy man who volunteers to be her benefactor but with a deal in place. The other girl who is from a middle class family catches the eyes of the most popular boy in the school who is also the most desired. The scandalous life of the rich daughter who is in a secret tryst. The wanna be popular girl whose closets are filled with skeleton. The rich brat who wants to enjoy life And a greedy human They all collide and go through life together. "I want you to marry my son, living is impossible without you by his side" She stares wide eyed at the woman in front of her, a very important figure pleading for her to marry her brat of a son. "You cannot escape destiny darling and yours is tied with mine" He says the arrogance dripping off his voice. "I am sure you remember all those nights by my side sweetheart"

Atlas was just a dirty malnourished thirteen year old boy who lived in the slums but he doesn't know wat fate holds for him as the next War Lord

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

The story is about a single mother and her two children reincarnated into another world, where they become...mushrooms Together they rebuilt the village in the countryside. Together with people in another world. But it seems that life in another world is not as simple as the mother imagined, as forces collide with each other. A mother and her children need to do more to survive in this world. Because nothing in life is beautiful and peaceful forever. It will always get dirty someday.

Do you know that feeling, when you're just fed up with everything, and want to run away and leave it all behind? Maybe even travel to another universe and explore other dimensions and realities. Wouldn't that be sick? There would be so many more options to achieve happiness or even find true love. OR you could committ every crime known to man, and get revenge on everyone that hurt you before, and their versions in other universes, because you feel like it. Let's see what Ethan decides, and if the 'no consequences' thing is really true. Because as we know, everything has a price... (trigger warning: really bad jokes, cuss words and choatic magicians!)

Kai Hunter is H University’s biggest player and heartbreaker. Known for his good looks and for being one of the brightest students on campus, he is one of the most eligible bachelors that everyone wants to ‘tame’. However, everything changes when freshman Night Winters becomes his new dorm mate. Kai is instantly attracted to the hot, young freshman who he had caught having a one-night stand at a bar and hasn’t been able to get out of his mind ever since. Night is openly gay, but Kai has been into girls his whole life…or so he thought. Can he let go of his pride and accept Night for who he is? Or will Night forever be forced to be just his dirty little secret, under the sheets, inside the closed doors to their dorm? However, Night is hiding secrets that can break the fragile foundation of their relationship at any time, and if Kai waits any longer…he just might end up losing the only person precious to him.

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

"I'll delete the pictures depending on how obedient you are. You have to do everything I say; if I want you to become a dog, you have to get on your knees and bark; do we have a deal?" Pierce leans intimidatingly to Malakai's height to whisper softly in his ears; his cold eyes flash with cruelty. "You don't want her to know what a dirty little creep you are, do you?" Malakai Kreston, Quiet and perfect son of the county's preacher is who everyone assumes to be a boring nerd, but Malakai has a deep secret. He isn't so perfect after all! A dirty secret that Malakai will do anything to protect. What happens when he becomes a targeted pawn of Pierce Masterson? Kai, who is usually the hunter, becomes the prey, and he discovers that Pierce is more evil... Sinister and very much more twisted than anything he'd ever imagined. Pierce must have everything he wants or destroy it all completely, Escaping is Malakai's only option, but how far will he go before he gets caught? In a game of cat and mouse, neither are willing to lose!

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HEIR AND HEIRESS OF TWO ENEMIES COMPANY GET MARRIED? ALBEIT BY A SICK JOKE OF FATE? ESPECIALLY ONES WITH AN HISTORY? All Theodosia wanted to do was get married for duty. Never did she think she`ll be getting married to her ex lover of ten years ago, who happens to be her greatest enemy!!! hell in handbasket

When I was five, I looked up to him like he was my hero after he had rescued me from bullies. Fifteen years later, I was having this diehard crush on him, but he only sees me as his younger sister. Fastforward to Twenty years, I stood at the altar dressed in white staring into his blue eyes as the pastor read out our vows. Twenty five years later, I stood right to his face asking for a divorce after finding out that five years with him was all a joke and I was just a burden to him. His eyes; he loved another! Fastforward to recently, "Momma! We've found Daddy!" My twins muttered to me as I raised my brow with skepticism. "Where?" I found myself asking. "He is at the door!" ***** Tied to a contract Marriage with someone he regard as his younger sister was something Caleb Winthrop never wanted. However, when life threw the toss on him, he had to wait until the right time for him to discard her and go back to his long lost love. He had thought it was going to be easy letting her go, but now, he was caught between choosing the right woman for him.

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.

The story of a woman whose name is "Nadia" whose father is "Mr. Brown", he loves the gamblings so much until he has a lot of debts. She cannot solve this problem, then, she request her closed senior "Hector" to solve it. He can solve it, but she may found the worse story when her father dare to borrow father of Hector...

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

To keep the multiverse in check, sometimes you've gotta get your hands dirty. When Amon took on the mission to find two missing agents, she didn't expect her brother to betray her in the process. Nor did she anticipate his betrayal would leave her stranded, with no way home and living off of scraps. Determined to accomplish her mission and bring him to justice, she will do anything--even if it means the fate of the world she was meant to keep intact.

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

In a world where martial strength reigns supreme, every martial artist must awaken a Martial Soul, and the power of one’s Martial Soul determines their starting point. He does not possess a so-called powerful innate Martial Soul, yet he tramples over those who do. He is neither a failure nor a genius; to him, so-called geniuses are merely jokes. He has no powerful backing, yet his path in martial arts makes countless people tremble. He is not a brand like L'Oréal, yet countless celestial beauties desire him. His name is Xiao Fan, a boy prophesied to die before fifteen due to an evil soul possessing him since birth. His origin is shrouded in mystery, but he never yields. A buried sacred heart, a trace of an evil soul, and a seemingly low-level Martial Soul in the eyes of others create a powerful figure who sweeps through the ages, unmatched in the nine heavens and ten lands, and dominates the cosmos for eternity.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

Zei Ryu, our protagonist, transmigrated in another world, magic, sword, monster, a fantasy world, of course with a Demon King to kill. Unfortunately, our new hero wasn't alone, many transmigrators had come before him so he was just one of many heroes. "Defeat a Demon King ? What a joke. I will become one even if I had to make the world my ennemies"

After his death, Abel found himself transported to the world of Orlantha, awakening to the discovery that he was bound to a system. This system’s functionality was absurdly simple—limited to storing and releasing non-living objects, with an initial capacity of a mere 10cm x 10cm x 10cm. It offered no formidable combat abilities and provided no direct assistance, seemingly a cruel joke played on a transmigrator. Yet, this didn’t dishearten Abel. With sharp insight and exceptional ingenuity, he realized that this seemingly useless ability harbored the potential to overturn worlds.

Life becomes unpredictable. If you're weak, you'll have to train hard. If you're strong. you will get a chance to sit at the throne. ''Life is a bitch.'' I said to myself as I looked at the reflection in me in the dirty mud. I never wished for this to happen. Why am I reincarnated in this world? This only happens to comics! I complained to Apollo. I died in my original planet which is EARTH and became Sierra Ravyn. Sierra Ravyn was a beautiful woman with corrupted heart. Her evil brought doom to this world centuries ago. And I got lucky! I have inherited her appearance!

Han Yejun, who had a hand in every dirty job for his country, is killed for knowing too many secrets... But for him, this is not the end—it is a chance for a new beginning, a blank slate. As he fulfills the mission of the God of Torment, he will face the challenges of a new world and forge new friendships. This is his story, one that stretches into eternity.

Thousands of years ago, in the medieval age, an ancient black-scaled dragon roamed the land, conquering kingdoms with ease. It grew stronger by consuming the essence of its female captives, using its many powers to subdue them. At last, the mightiest kingdom awaited the dragon's arrival, prepared and determined to seal it away. Now, thousands of years later, in modern-day Seoul, South Korea, the dragon has been unsealed—this time, in human form. (Joke Series)

There comes a time in every person's life that changes his life, be it for good or bad and the same is happening with me... but I have given a solution for it, it's just I don't know if it will work or it's my fate that i have live with that regret where I couldn't undo my mistake. But, I can feel, whatever the outcome is, it will change my life... -------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first time writing, so there are bound to be mistakes but be with me as i will improve and so will your experience. And yeah, English is not my first language :) And yeah, I'm also not good with the synopsis... Fuck there are so many things I'm not good with...who is going to read my work?! What if no one read this?!!! Noooo, this can't be.... Is manual labor the last option I have?!!!:( Okay, Jokes aside do give it a try.... #romance #Theloveofmylife