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El joven maestro de la familia Zhekova se acercó a Cindy Clarke con un teléfono viejo y dijo—Dejaste caer esto hace cinco años y yo lo recogí. ¿Todavía lo niegas? Hace cinco años, la tendieron una trampa y quedó embarazada. Cindy Clarke nunca imaginó que el padre de su hijo resultaría ser el Príncipe Azul que toda la nación amaba. ¿Tenía un padre débil, una madre intrigante y una hermana tramando hacerle daño? ¡Nada de eso importaba! Adrián Zhekova dijo—Lo que sea que quieran, te lo daré todo. Que se mueran de envidia. ¿Si sus oponentes calumniaban a Cindy Clarke? Adrián Zhekova dijo—Les cerraré la cuenta. ¿No te gusta? ¡Aguántate! Morgan Clarke dijo—Sollozo, sollozo... Arthur Woods dice que soy una hija ilegítima sin papá. Después de que la familia Woods se declarara en bancarrota, Adrián Zhekova se volteó hacia Cindy Clarke y preguntó—¿Cuándo nos vas a hacer oficiales? Cindy Clarke respondió—Desde que te conocí, es como tener un código de trucos. Todo me sale bien. Adrián Zhekova respondió—Así es, soy ese código de trucos.

``` # VIDA EM FAMÍLIA Su Xiaoxiao estava tirando uma soneca, mas abriu os olhos para descobrir que havia transmigrado e agora estava no corpo de uma garota corpulenta. De uma distinta médica militar, ela agora era uma glutona e preguiçosa. Além disso, ela frequentemente aterrorizava as pessoas da aldeia, junto com seu pai e irmão. Foi por isso que ninguém em quilômetros à volta estava disposto a casar-se com ela. Embora sua família tenha conseguido arranjar um casamento com uma família ilustre, o noivo fugiu no dia do casamento. Quando seu pai disse que lhe arranjaria um marido, ela não esperava que ele fizesse isso literalmente, capturando Wei Ting com um saco depois que ele estava exausto de lutar contra bandidos. Su Cheng sorriu misteriosamente para sua filha. "Dad tem boas e más notícias. Qual você quer ouvir primeiro?" "Qualquer uma." "Eu capturei um marido para você. Ele é cem vezes mais bonito do que He Tongsheng! Com certeza você vai gostar dele!" "Então, qual é a boa notícia?", ela perguntou atordoada. Su Cheng decidiu seguir a correnteza e mudou suas palavras. "A boa notícia é que você não precisa ter filhos! Meu genro já nos deu crianças!" Depois de se casar, Su Xiaoxiao levou uma vida ocupada mudando seu pai gângster e irmão mais novo para melhor, salvando a vida de seu lindo marido e criando seus três pestinhas... Além disso, ela inesperadamente se tornou uma das mulheres mais poderosas da Dinastia Yan! ```

—Su Xiaoxiao estaba tomando una siesta, pero abrió los ojos para descubrir que había transmigrado y ahora estaba en el cuerpo de una chica regordeta. De ser una digna doctora militar, se convirtió en una glotona y una holgazana. Además, solía aterrorizar a la gente del pueblo junto a su padre y su hermano. Por eso nadie en millas a la redonda estaba dispuesto a casarse con ella. Aunque su familia consiguió organizar un matrimonio con una familia ilustre, el novio huyó el día de la boda. Cuando su padre dijo que le iba a conseguir un marido, no esperaba que fuera literalmente, capturando a Wei Ting con un saco después de que él estuviera exhausto de luchar contra los bandidos. Su Cheng le sonrió misteriosamente a su hija. —Papá tiene buenas noticias y malas noticias. ¿Cuáles quieres oír primero? —Cualquiera. —He capturado un marido para ti. ¡Es cien veces más guapo que He Tongsheng! ¡Definitivamente te gustará! —Entonces, ¿cuál es la buena noticia? —preguntó ella en un aturdimiento. Su Cheng decidió seguir la corriente y cambió sus palabras. —La buena noticia es que ya no tienes que dar a luz más. ¡Mi yerno ya nos ha dado hijos! Después de casarse, Su Xiaoxiao llevó una vida ajetreada mejorando a su padre gangster y a su hermano menor, salvando la vida de su guapísimo marido y criando a sus tres traviesos… Además, inesperadamente, ¡se convirtió en una de las damas más poderosas de la Dinastía Yan!

[Aviso: R18+] Quando o Ódio se transforma em Amor... e a Vingança se transforma em Paixão... Ele escolherá começar de novo com ela? ======= A alma de Phantomflake foi separada de seu corpo após ela cometer suicídio diante de seu inimigo, Nathan Sparks, o Líder Supremo da Máfia Syphiruz. Ela acordou apenas para descobrir que seu corpo (que estava em estado de coma) estava sendo mantido cativo por Nathan 'o Demônio!', que estava tentando prolongar sua vida. E qual era o motivo dele? Matar ela com as próprias mãos e torturá-la até a morte! Nathan tem um profundo ressentimento contra Phantomflake, pois ela foi quem assassinou a pessoa mais preciosa em sua vida. Ele queria vingança! E as coisas ficaram ainda mais excitantes quando uma criatura mágica apareceu diante da alma de Fantasma, dando a ela uma missão ridícula em troca de recuperar seu corpo. “Faça-o se apaixonar por você em 100 dias!” A criatura voadora disse, apontando suas pequenas patas para Nathan que estava parado sem expressão ao lado de sua cama de doente. Com os olhos arregalados, Phantomflake fez uma cara de 'você-deve-estar-brincando' para a criatura voadora. De jeito nenhum! Isso é uma missão impossível! Esse cara a detestava tanto. Como ela faria isso??! ****** Excerto: Nathan a agarrou pelo pescoço. "Não brinque comigo, Phantomflake." A voz fria de Nathan reverberou dentro do quarto, seus olhos ardendo de raiva. Mas Phantomflake apenas sorriu para ele, pressionando suas mãos contra o peito dele, seus dedos o provocando. "Você não pode me matar, Nate. Admita. Você já se apaixonou por mim." Com um movimento rápido, Phantomflake puxou a camisa dele, diminuindo a distância entre eles enquanto esmagava seus lábios contra os dele. Surpreendentemente, Nathan se viu respondendo a ela. Ele perdeu! Não conseguiu resistir a ela. ===== Sou dono da capa do livro (=";"=) Artista: Bea Cortez Junte-se ao servidor do autor para receber atualizações e anúncios sobre o livro. Link do Discord: https://discord.gg/WymeFaeQe

AVISO! -ROMANCE OBSCURO- Um metamorfo só terá um companheiro de sua própria espécie, mas o que acontece se você é o último ser do seu tipo? Lycan. Ele é o último de sua espécie e é o tipo de metamorfo mais aterrorizante. Mas, por mais assustador que ele fosse, ele estava sozinho. No entanto, para sobreviver, você não precisa ser o mais forte, apenas o mais letal. *** Ele olhou para ela como se nunca tivesse visto alguém antes. A visão dela acalmou o ruído em seus ouvidos, o bater de seu coração e finalmente ele foi capaz de se concentrar novamente... “Ela não é mais sua responsabilidade. Ela é minha para lidar agora”, disse o lycan.

Chi Yue had never thought that the man she provoked while drunk would bring disaster upon her; if possible, she would rather have never met him at all. — "The day I'm released from my sentence, I'll marry you." Chi Yue, dressed in a red dress, smiled seductively, "Fine, as long as you have the heart to send me there, as long as you can marry me on that day." He personally had her incarcerated; the day he was released, all he received was her urn.

Xiu Wanxue despertó y descubrió que había renacido. Esta vez, se enteró de que era solo una don nadie en este mundo donde existían la hija y los hijos del destino. Recordando todos los eventos trágicos que ocurrieron en su vida anterior, suspiró amargamente. No es de extrañar; la odiaban tanto, incluso si ella no hacía nada malo, solo deseaba obtener el 'cuidado' y amor de 'ella'. No es de extrañar; todos amaban tanto a 'ella'. Resultó que Xiu Wanxia, su hermana gemela, era la hija del destino, quien estaba rodeada de oportunidades desafiantes, hombres extraordinarios y poderosos compañeros bestia. El cielo y la tierra le otorgaron la oportunidad de cambiar de rumbo, no cometerá los mismos errores ni malinterpretará a las personas nuevamente. Solo será amable con aquellos que la traten con amabilidad y castigará a aquellos que lastimen a sus seres queridos. La vieja pulsera que llevaba en la muñeca era en realidad un espacio portátil con un pequeño mundo dentro donde podía plantar todo. Aprender alquimia, dibujar runas, contratar bestias, explorar tesoros... muchas más cosas emocionantes van a suceder aquí. A través de la sangre y el trabajo duro, se embarcó en su viaje hacia la inmortalidad y se elevó más allá del cielo para encontrar su libertad y desafiar su destino de su última vida. Sin embargo, algo estaba mal. ¿Qué pasaría cuando descubra que todo era exactamente diferente de cómo parecía ser? Cuando los secretos comienzan a transpirarse, todo resultó ser tan... Este libro es para participar en el Premio Spirity de Webnovela 2024. NOTA: Este libro es una novela de harén invertido, el final es absolutamente de harén invertido. Portada de: Generador de IA de Webnovela Imagen del personaje: Pinterest, el crédito corresponde a todos los propietarios originales Las citas de cada personaje no son mías. Las investigué en un sitio web. El crédito corresponde a los propietarios de esas citas. Mi nombre de usuario de DISCORD: littlecarrot6510 https://discord.gg/8tn2JkKs Mi Instagram: Littlecarrot006__ #HarénInvertidoFL #Renacida #EspacioPortátil #CarneDeCañón #Romance #CompañerosBestia #Aventuras #RomanceOscuro #MundoInmortal #Xianxia #TramasRetorcidas #Lucha #NovelaDetallada #PasadoMisterioso #MemoriaDeVidaAnterior #NovelaConMoral #Inspiración

Yu Dong, una cultivadora del apocalipsis zombi transmigró a otro mundo después de morir luchando contra una horda de zombis —en el momento en que abrió los ojos, alguien le dijo que su esposa estaba dando a luz—. Yu Dong se quedó atónita, se apresuró a tocar su pecho, para comprobar si todavía era mujer —los dos montículos firmes le dijeron que lo era—. Instantáneamente miró hacia su parte inferior, quería comprobar si era 'una verdadera mujer', pero antes de que pudiera —la arrastraron donde su esposa estaba dando a luz— y lo que vio le hizo querer desmayarse de nuevo. ¡Porque su esposa era un hombre! ¡Y no tenía solo una esposa sino tres! Yu Dong miró al hombre que estaba gimiendo en la cama y casi se desmaya —¿qué más da, al menos no tenía que cortar zombis para ganarse la vida, verdad?. La portada no es mía, enviar un correo a fairy0tail072@gmail.com para solicitar su eliminación.

On her engagement day, she accidentally had a one night stand with a stranger. Since then, she has been blindfolded and sent to sleep with him from time to time. One day, she found herself pregnant so she went to the hospital for an abortion. However, she was blindfolded on the operating table and sent to him again! Then, she discovered that the stranger was actually her ex-fiancé's uncle she met every day! "It's you!" She was so shocked. "Marry me. I'll deal with those who have bullied you and make them treat you respectfully." He said. …… Later, she asked him with her hands on the belly,"Darling, there is a question. What should our baby call you? Ex-uncle?" He remained silent.

O jovem mestre da família Zhekova aproximou-se de Cindy Clarke com um telefone antigo e disse, "Você deixou isso cair há cinco anos, e eu peguei. Ainda nega?" Cinco anos atrás, ela foi armada e engravidou. Cindy Clarke jamais imaginou que o pai de seu filho seria o Príncipe Encantado que toda a nação amava. Ela tinha um pai fraco, uma mãe ardilosa e uma irmã tramando para prejudicá-la? Nada disso importava! Adrian Zhekova disse, "O que quer que eles queiram, eu darei tudo para você. Deixe-os morrer de inveja." Se os adversários difamassem Cindy Clarke? Adrian Zhekova disse, "Eu vou desativar a conta deles." Não gostou? Aguente! Morgan Clarke disse, "Sol, sol... Arthur Woods diz que sou um filho ilegítimo sem pai." Após a família Woods falir, Adrian Zhekova virou-se para Cindy Clarke e perguntou, "Quando você vai nos tornar oficial?" Cindy Clarke respondeu, "Desde que te conheci, é como se eu tivesse um código de trapaça. Tudo corre a meu favor." Adrian Zhekova respondeu, "Exato, eu sou esse código de trapaça."

After three years on the run, her ex-husband cornered her in the bathroom. Since then, he wouldn't let her out of his sight. Su Hongxing felt helpless due to the fact that her ex-husband was not only powerful but he was also very clingy. He was over-protective, easily jealous, and extremely possessive. Men who got too close to her would either lose their jobs or go missing. Her ex-husband tried being gentle, but that didn't work. He then used whatever methods he could think of that get back together with her. "You've stolen my heart and body, and now you're even stealing my children. You have no choice but to marry me and spend the rest of your life making it up to me!"

``` En un mundo de constante competencia, un hombre apunta a lo más alto. En este nuevo género de VRMMORPG, planea convertirse en el más fuerte a toda costa. Las clases, las razas, las zonas de inicio, todo es un misterio en Nuevo_Eden. Este juego sale sin ni siquiera un detalle revelado. Lo único que se promocionó fue la libertad de elección de habilidades. Nuestro protagonista Alexander, alias en el juego Astaroth, siempre ha soñado con convertirse en un atleta de E-Sports. Sus padres apoyaron su sueño, pero ya no están en este mundo. Está totalmente decidido a triunfar en este nuevo juego, si no por él, al menos para honrar su memoria. Sin tener idea de cómo quiere jugar su personaje, Alexander elige la raza de inicio más misteriosa. ¿Será este el camino hacia su éxito o su perdición? El asistente del juego ciertamente pensó lo segundo. —Haz lo que quieras, joven aventurero. Solo quiero añadir esto. No vuelvas con quejas cuando te des cuenta de que has tomado la decisión equivocada —dijo el elfo, mirándolo con claro odio. —Ya veremos —respondió secamente Alexander—. Me encantan los desafíos —agregó. —¡Muy bien! —bufó el elfo—. Ten la aventura de tu vida, por más corta que sea —agregó sarcásticamente. Por delante tiene un camino incierto, lleno de pruebas y dificultades. Pero una cosa está clara en sus ojos. Se convertirá en el jugador más fuerte del juego, incluso si tiene que pasar sobre montañas de cadáveres para hacerlo. Se acabaron sus días de trabajar duro para nada, ¡ahora es todo o nada! Ahora tengo un discord donde puedes hablar con otros lectores y conmigo. También hay canales para discutir nuevas armas; personajes; clases; o monstruos que quieras diseñar y ver incorporados en la historia. Siempre daré crédito a la persona que creó dicha cosa, tenlo por seguro. El enlace es https://discord.gg/68kPqbSFrN ```

210000 words before locked ! Beginning might be a little slow then catching up. But I believe it's a good read, and a good read will pop eventually. "What did you just say? Your ex is the Final Boss !?" The game just updated, and in this game, you receive your 3rd Class based on your previous class. Swordsman + Mage = Swordmage Cleric + Swordsman = Paladin Seems simple enough. Now, what would it be if it's a Bard & Sword Cultivator ? No One, a player in this game have a quite rare class combo. And from that, his life change. Immersed in the pursuit of your constant desires, Clairvoyance will gently come to you Reshape this world with madness, Principles shall be in your hand to pave the way. - What to expect: PLEASE READ THE "READ IT FIRST" CHAPTER. - There're exclusive theme song made for the novel ! Please give me a review,powerstone,Golden Ticket,...etc if you enjoy it !  https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteNightInTheFirstWorld Your donations will be use to making more contents for the novel and making it better ! - Milestone: 50 PS : 1 extra chapter 1 GT : 2 extra chapters 20 reviews : 10 chapters release in one go ! 200k views : 10 chapters release in one go ! 500k views: 20 chapters release in one go ! 1 million views: 30 chapters release in one go ! A Castle or Above: 50/75/100 chapters release ! ( One Time Only - Only Count The First One Ever.) - If the first one ever is castle then it'll 50 chapters, if the first one ever is gachapon then there will 100 chapters. Another Castle will not give 50 more chapters.\ Thank you ratsting22 - my first ever Privilege reader !

*********** Ahneeka Fallon thought her marriage was the start of a new chapter but just days after, her world is shattered. Her husband, once her greatest love reveals a cruel truth: he had only married her to claim her virginity, and now that his ex-lover—Ahneeka's own sister—is back, he’s ready to discard her. Humiliated and heartbroken, Ahneeka’s life spirals further out of control when a drugged, one-night stand with a stranger is broadcasted on national TV, leading to her public disgrace and disownment. Forced into an arranged marriage to salvage the family's reputation, Ahneeka escapes on her wedding day, only to collide into the arms of the man from that fateful night. But as they unite to uncover dark family secrets, Ahneeka learns the shocking truth about her real identity, her sister's treachery, and the unborn child she carries. Will the lies that surround her destroy everything she holds dear? Or will she find a redeeming love amidst the chaos.

[MATURE CONTENT] “I owe you my life. Tell me anything you want. Don't worry about how rare or expensive it is; houses, cars, money, status, name it. I'll give it to you. I give you my word.” “Marry me,” she said. Odelia, an egocentric socialite, was stood up by her fiance on her wedding day. She ended up in jail and lost her company due to a huge plot by her fiance and fake sister. As if that was not enough, after she left jail, they drove her to hell and framed her for murder. In a bid to escape jail for the second time, she accepts a deal, a deal that might as well land her in the lion's den. What happens when Odelia takes a gamble with her life and takes a bullet meant for Don Gardner, the richest man in New York, and makes him believe it was an act of love? What lengths will Odelia go to win his trust and make him her ally? “What a golden opportunity! I must borrow his power and make all of them pay. I must become Mrs. Gardner,” - Odelia Don Gardner is a business tycoon and a ruthless mafia in the underworld. He's still hung up on his first love. But he had given his word, must he marry a stranger because she saved his life? What happens when he realizes she is not who she claims to be and that their fates had long been intertwined due to a forgotten past.

Reeling from the shame, anger, embarrassment of his break up with the love of his life publicly, Kieran White had gotten involved with a common waitress at the pub he visited. They had hit it off and soon had a one night stand that led to them signing a contract marriage of five years so Kieran could head his family's business. What Edwina Hall had thought was a dream come true soon came shattering with a reality so blindly forced into her face when her husband asked her to sign the divorce papers he presented to her. Devastated, she had signed the papers and had left her cold-hearted ex-husband alone only to realize that she was pregnant with his son. Five years later, the duo crossed part in the most unlikely places and this time, the tables had turned as Kieran would do anything to get Edwina to notice him and most importantly, be with him again. Would Edwina continue to feign indifference to the man who had her heart and the father of her son or would she ignore him and move on with someone else?

“You never loved me anyway, did you?” --------------- From the start, Lucy Grey knew her marriage was doomed to fall. She held onto her one-sided love for her husband for two years, but that was not enough to save their marriage. On the day Lucy was diagnosed with ovarian cancer, Landon stayed beside his first love at the hospital. Finally, she realized it was time to let go. On that same night, she signed the divorce agreement and left quietly. But fate dealt a cruel hand as Lucy found out she was pregnant! After three years of searching, Landon finally found her. However, when he stood in front of her doorstep, he never expected a child who looked exactly like him would adorably look up and ask, “Are you my daddy?” .... This novel currently participates in "Viral Book Call", a Webnovel contest. Show your support by adding this to your library and writing a review. Thank you! #Marriage #Whitemoonlight #Substitute #Baby #Winheratallcost #Faceslapping. #MLgrovelling #ObsessedML

[Warning: strong mature content] Jasmine Everly was humiliated and thrown out of the house after being served with divorce papers by her husband, Sabastian Donovan, the only person she had ever loved, all due to a heartbreaking misunderstanding. She was so dependent on Sabastian that she had no one else and nowhere else to turn. Hurt and broken, she contemplated the end, but fate intervened when she discovered her pregnancy after enduring multiple miscarriages. This gave her the reason and determination to live. She worked hard to stand on her own just to give her daughter everything. After 6 years, she meets her ex-husband again as an investor in the design studio she works for, and he demands that she work with him for a month. What happens in a month? Why does he want her now? Will he find out that he has a daughter? Will they finally solve their misunderstanding and get back together? Or does he still love her? Will they have a happy ending? --------- He let my hands go and moved back a little, asking, "So she is not my daughter?" His voice was so calm, mirroring his eyes. It.... It's scary. Why did he suddenly turn so clam...? "No." I stood my ground, even though my heart was shouting to tell him the truth. All of a sudden, he grabbed my throat and slammed me against the wall, making my eyes widen. The unknown sensation spread across my skin like a wildfire. "So what if she is not my daughter? You still belong to me! But not in the fucking way I promised, but in the way you deserve!" His dark harsh voice vibrated on the edge of the earshell and sent a shiver down my spine, breaking out the cold sweat. "Wha...what....?!" My words were swallowed by his kiss, harsh unforgiving and hungry kiss. My body froze against his huge one as he pushed me against the wall with his, making me a sandwich between him and the wall. My eyes rolled back, and my mind stopped working as all I could feel was him, his body, and his lips. "You are always mine! Remember this, Jas!".

Every job needs to be done, but some are just too crazy for your average person to take. That's where a crazed martial artist with inhuman capabilities who goes by "The Metal" and his crew come in. From hauntings and aliens to everyday package deliveries, for the right price the "Professional Freelancers" have it covered. But even on their days off, Metal can't leave well enough alone and drags his cohorts through all sorts of trouble, such as underground fighting tournaments and insane training exercises. For The Metal's philosophy is that chaos comes crashing in like a wave whether you want it to or not; you can either let yourself get swept away or choose to ride it all the way through.

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Veronica Mars, a 30-year-old woman who works three jobs to support her lazy boyfriend Shane Casanova, just caught him cheating on her in her own apartment. Feeling devastated and heartbroken, she went to a bar and got drunk. There, she proposed to a random bartender to get married, not realizing that he was Elijah Casanova, her ex's boyfriend's uncle and a famous Business Tycoon.

After staying in a loveless marriage with her long-time crush for two years, Lisa finds out that she's pregnant. Her whole world crumbles when he throws divorce papers at her face. To make matters worse, she is betrayed by the people whom she calls family. However, her life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers that she is actually the heiress of the largest shipping conglomerate on the continent. She leaves the town, pregnant. Five years later, she comes back to town, hellbent to take revenge on her ex-husband, cold and domineering billionaire, Damian. She is determined to make everyone who has ever hurt her pay!  However, little did she know that there was more to the divorce years ago.

Emily ran away from her fiance during her wedding, just to be with the love of her life, Ryan. Little did she know that it was the worst mistake in her life. Her family warned her severely not to be with Ryan, but she refused, blinded by what she claims was love. Not so long after her marriage, Ryan began to show his true colours, trapping her in a way that she can never excape. He took all her money to invest in his own company. Will she stay in the house and continue to suffer, or will she go back to her family that she neglected.

After three years of marriage, her husband didn’t even know who she was. Their first real meeting? On the bed. With a divorce agreement in hand, Sheng Mian signed it without hesitation, believing their lives would part ways forever. But fate had other plans. One day, rumors swept through the Imperial City—Fu Yancheng, the cold and unattainable president of the Fu Corporation, had taken an interest in a rising designer. Time and again, he stood up for her, helped her crush her enemies, and ruthlessly cut off her potential suitors. Curious onlookers couldn’t resist asking the woman in question, “What exactly is your relationship with Mr. Fu?” With a faint smile, Sheng Mian replied, “Besides employer and employee... well, just ex-husband and ex-wife.”

At the beginning of creation a single word was spoken, and from it came all. The impact of a single word grows into a thought that shapes creation. As such, I will share my random thoughts here. Don’t expect anything and expect everything.

Sophia Lee thought her life was over when her fiancé, Alexander Kim, left her at the altar. But when fate thrusts them together on the controversial game show *The Bachelor and You*, old wounds are reopened, and buried secrets come to light. Amidst betrayals, blackmail, and hidden agendas, Sophia must navigate a maze of emotions and uncover the truth behind Alexander’s betrayal. Will love triumph, or will the secrets of the past destroy their second chance at happiness?