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Ganesh dies a forgotten soul and is reborn as Kama in a primitive world where sexual morality is perverted, and dangers lurk in the shadows. How will he survive? Will he be consumed by it or make something out of it? Warning: This novel contains mature themes. like incest, Reader discretion is advised.

Ishaan's realization of his sexual desires gets him concerned as he develops feelings for his own mother.

This book is a slice of life of a human survivor of the apocalypse in my other book. Meet Evelyn, a girl who doesn’t like cleaning until she gets a system that functions like an ADHD app. Its going to be a funny adventure and expand my world building in the other book but it is not a sequel, you can read it on its own too! All of my books will exist in the same universe.

When 12-year-old Luna Taylor died, she did not even think that she would become a ghost, let alone one who lives in a school with a group of spirits with completely different personalities. Though all that was rather silly for Luna, the fact that she meets a person that is alive and looks exactly like her, isn't as funny.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

This story is about a young curvy woman meeting a handsome male orc as they struggle to understand each other and the world around them. warning there will be sensitive topics blood, killing, sexual abuse, physical violence, etc

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

Em primeiro lugar, eu não possuo esta obra, estou apenas traduzindo do Inglês para o Português. Esta obra pertence ao Slayer104. Em segundo lugar, não sou fluente em inglês, estou usando o Google Tradutor para traduzir e revisando por conta própria, por isso pode haver muitos erros. Em terceiro lugar, estou traduzindo por diversão, pode acontecer de eu parar de traduzir caso enjoe disso. Esteja avisado. Obs: Estarei indicando quando um capítulo tiver conteúdo sexual. (18+) Capítulos com conteúdo sexual leve, que não envolvam penetração. (18++) Capítulos que possuem conteúdo sexual envolvendo penetração [Oral | Anal | Vaginal]. (18×) Capítulos que possuem conteúdo sexual envolvendo fetiches estranhos, mas sem penetração. (18××) Capítulos que possuem conteúdo sexual envolvendo fetiches estranhos, mas com penetração. A seguir está a sinopse do livro. Nosso protagonista é transmigrado para um mundo de uso livre, onde o sexo pode ser trocado. É um mundo com todos os tipos de seres mágicos, de anjos a demônios e muito mais. O protagonista terá que trabalhar muito para manter sua vida, quando se vê no meio de uma batalha entre as forças do bem e do mal. Todos os tipos de fetishes serão explorados nesta história, então você foi avisado. Além disso, NÃO é uma história baunilha. Não haverá traição envolvido, mas alguns dos capítulos podem ser bastante intensos.

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Seorang Anak laki-laki Yang bernama Dhinonugane Touma mendapatkan lisensi Petualang class-F atau lisensi terendah Yang ada di kota lost city Tetapi pada saat Touma masuk ke dungeon bersama teman teman nya hal yang tidak di inginkan pun terjadi dan disitulah petualangan Shinonugane Touma pun Dimulai.....

Now his aim is to fulfill his long sexual desire and to govern and rule this world with his harems Our protagonists finds himself in the world full of Milfs who are brutally tortured by the queen, located in a multiverse. He somehow gets a highly developed inbuilt system installed in his body. Now his aim is to fulfill his long sexual desire and to govern and rule this world with his harems

A business executive comes to Paris for an important business meeting. While spending time in the city he gets seduced by a lady street vendor and she invites him to a funny sex game that has some strange rules such as fun & trouble. He follows her by leaving all of his business and reaching her mansion, an ancient castle, staying there and playing the game, and finally ending up in the fun of the game.

About the series The vacation in St. Alaince tells the stories of some funny adventurous missions of Jack and Mickey perform when they get together during their vacation in St. Alaince, a fictional town. Summary of the Melvillcrash Jack and Mickey are high school students. Jack is Mickey's uncle's son. Jack is interested in supernatural things. Therefore, he has some crazy and funny plans that are beyond the reach of humans. Every vacation they get together, Jack comes up with some wacky plans. It all ends in problems eventually. This time they got together to spend the holidays at Jack's house in St. Alaince, and Jack, came up with a new plan. Satan hunt, an attempt to enslave Satan through witchcraft and gain supernatural powers. Mickey is not interested in Jack's Satan hunt, but Mickey agrees to Jack's temptation. So they set off in a night on a wooden raft to a deserted island far down the river to cast a spell to enslave Satan. In this funny task, they run into many problems along the way and eventually, the mission ends up being a mix of humor and trouble as always.

He had a succesfull life before died! He had money! An harem! A sexy mom! The perfect life! Damm it! Even he had a plan of 2 years to add his own mother to his harem..... All of it was that System fault or whatever thing it was that kill it! At least... it give him the chance to live again in whatever world he decided to rebon... Who knows... maybe this time he could achieve what he had on his previus life... Maybe even more? ----------- **No system, just the MC pervert mind to solve problems **Incest, unfortunetly just adopted incest... for almost all this novel **Slow updadting, I will never be able to update chapters daily, maybe 1 peer week if I have time **Don`t worry if it is dropped, I will let you know, and It will be an ending chapter with a quick summary of what was unwrited **Open to suggestion, I would love to read your comments! **Inspired by "Fulfilling my Lustful Fantasies" and "A Degenerate's Tale" **The history alredy has and ending, but the journey will be a mistery even for me sometimes **It has plot, I love plot

your step mother, Rina. Had been sexually frustrated. Will you help her yourself or have someone else do it?

Incubus and Succubus. Whenever something happens to anyone's relationship, those two are to blame. The evil spirits, the demons, and the hungry creatures for sexual actions. No one ever cared about their origins. All they cared about was their disappearance. If they disappear forever, then everything will be alright. Everyone will live happily ever after. But what would you do if you were hunted down by one of those demons? "Hands off, demon!!" Slender hands moved through the priest's broad shoulders and chest, "just this time, father, please?" The demon pleaded. Warning!!! Sexual actions - angst - mention of death - mention of blood - pregnant male This novel is +18 since there will be smutty chapters that will keep increasing later!! Updates!! Udates twice a week!! Extra chapters will be released soon

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

Alexis was involuntarily sold to a club, a situation that she never anticipated. Despite the circumstances, she believes that fate played a role in her predicament. As a stripper named Alexis, she acknowledges that her profession may not be glamorous, but it provides her with a means to support herself and she genuinely enjoys it. Being able to bring pleasure and entertainment to others is an addictive feeling. The power to control someone's pleasure is in her hands, allowing her to switch it on or off depending on her erotic play. However, she regrets allowing a man at the club to touch her intimately, breaking a rule she had always respected. This decision ultimately led to her world crumbling around her as she became a toy passed from one person to another. She transformed from a source of pleasure to a sexual slave, devoid of her own will. Despite the circumstances, she found herself enjoying every minute of it, trapped in a twisted fantasy from which she fears she may never recover. She never wanted to be someone's plaything, yet she also struggles with the desire to continue being desired by others. A series of events unfolded, mistakes were made, and she found herself pregnant, prompting her to run away. Now, she questions whether she wants that kind of life for her baby. On top of everything, she carries the burden of being a target due to her association with a mafia lord. Alessandro, the mafia lord, will undoubtedly feel betrayed, but she wonders if she even has a choice in the matter. Was she ever given a choice in the first place? Add to library

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

Since the hot-blooded boy with supernatural powers Feng Gang obtained a martial arts secret book, he has been practicing this martial arts secret book with the beauties around him. As a result, Feng Gang has attracted many beauties. The more beauties he practices martial arts with, the more powerful Feng Gang's martial arts will become. The protagonist Feng Gang has become a martial arts master and goes to the continent of immortal cultivation to adventure.

(WARNING: blood, gore, r*pe, sexual content, sexual context, [soon to be more]) Jacob Stalin was a 17 year old third year student in high school. After leaving a grocery store, he walks home, and his surroundings turn black. He meets a God, then finds himself falling into a forest of which he's never seen before. When he awakens after hitting the ground, he finds out that he's... been turned into a fox girl? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Join the Discord! https://discord.com/invite/FgQzmp5B Let me know what you think should be changed: magueyethemage on Discord! Email: magueyethemage@gmail.com *This is a re-write of my other novel "I Reincarnated as a Fox Girl?!", so it will have some similarities.*

A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.