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In a world where the line between service and subterfuge is razor-thin, Butler Die Co. stands as a venerable institution of elite butler-assassins. Thaddeus, the aging leader haunted by betrayal and the toll of time, discovers an unlikely recruit in Leon, a homeless youth who sneaks into a high-society gala seeking food. When Leon accidentally kills a rival butler during an altercation, Thaddeus offers him a lifeline: face the consequences of his actions or join Butler Die Co. to find purpose and training. As Leon trains rigorously, earning his place among the disciples of Butler Die Co., he navigates a labyrinth of deadly missions and rival factions, including the all-women assassin team, the Made Maids. Amidst secretive operations and high-stakes confrontations, Leon uncovers a deeper betrayal involving Thaddeus's past and the elite Signs of Elegance Co., a formidable faction of zodiac-named assassins. This revelation sets the stage for a grand showdown, where loyalties are tested, skills are pushed to the limit, and the fate of Butler Die Co. hangs in the balance. "**Butler Die Co.**" explores themes of duality, mentorship, honor, and redemption in a thrilling narrative that blends elegance with deadly precision.

In the sprawling and perilous city of Maze, a young man named Vince struggles to survive amidst a world of thieves and mercenaries. Born with magical potential, Vince’s life takes a dramatic turn when an encounter thrusts him into the unforgiving underbelly of Maze and sets him on a path toward greatness. From the treacherous streets where survival is an art, to the revered Mage Academy where only the strongest thrive, Vince embarks on a journey fraught with danger and adventure. As Vince hones his craft and rises through the ranks, he faces challenges that test his loyalty, courage, and ingenuity. Along the way, he encounters allies and adversaries whose ambitions push his limits; uncovering secrets that could shape, or destroy, the world around him. "Legends Never Die" is a gripping tale of adventure, ambition, and the indomitable spirit of a mage determined to carve his name into history.

Die göttliche Ärztin Wei Ruo, die sich in eine Nebenfigur eines Romans verwandelt hatte, wurde zehn Jahre lang auf dem Land ausgesetzt, ohne dass jemand etwas von ihr hörte, und wurde erst zurückgebracht, als sie dreizehn Jahre alt wurde. Alle sahen, dass sie ihre Tage damit verbrachte, nur Blumen, Kräuter und Feldfrüchte zu pflanzen, und hielten sie daher zweifellos für eine einfache Bäuerin. Als die echte Tochter unter den echten und falschen Töchtern der Geschichte wollte Wei Ruo sich weder in den männlichen Protagonisten verlieben noch mit der weiblichen Hauptfigur um die Gunst konkurrieren. Sie war einzig und allein darauf konzentriert, Geld zu verdienen, Geld zu verdienen, Geld zu verdienen! Während sich die falsche Tochter noch Sorgen machte, dass Wei Ruos Rückkehr ihren Status beeinträchtigen könnte, hatte Wei Ruo im Stillen bereits ein kleines Vermögen angehäuft. Während die falsche Tochter noch versuchte, die Aufmerksamkeit des männlichen Protagonisten auf sich zu ziehen, war Wei Ruo bereits eine reiche Geschäftsfrau. Sie hatte sowohl das Geld als auch das Getreide, das sie wollte, und eröffnete ein Geschäft nach dem anderen. Später wurde ihr Bruder Premierminister, ihr Vater wurde General, und derjenige, der auf dem Thron saß, war ihr Ehemann.

The whole school of Longview is in danger. Some kids wanted to play a prank on a teacher are now suspects. But the thing is: Are the suspects the murderers? or are the real murderers still out there?

Archer Bennett, der mit seinem derzeitigen Leben zufrieden ist, wird plötzlich erstochen und verliert alles, was er liebt. Er findet jedoch schnell heraus, dass der Tod nicht immer endgültig ist. Als Kind mit dem Namen Archer Ashguard wird er in eine magische Welt transmigriert und findet sich verlassen wieder. Verloren und allein, mit geheimnisvollen und starken magischen Fähigkeiten. Er begibt sich auf ein Abenteuer, das manchmal lustig, manchmal ernst ist und in dem es viele Mädchen gibt! Begleite Archer auf einer legendären Reise, die die Welt verändern wird. Keine NTR, Yuri oder Vergewaltigung. ----------------------------------------------------- Wenn Sie mich unterstützen wollen, kaufen Sie einen Kaffee - https://ko-fi.com/neganspalace Ich werde hier und da ständige Änderungen vornehmen, um die Grammatik und die Geschichte im Allgemeinen zu verbessern. Charakterzeichnungen auf Discord. Zwei Kapitel pro Tag. 500 Steine = 1 zusätzliches Kapitel. https://discord.gg/rkyQyz85DJ

*Slow Burn Historical Fantasy Novel* Elise wollte sich gerade in das Kleid umziehen, das in der Ecke ihres Bettes lag, als sie ein leises Klopfen an ihrer Tür hörte. Neugierig drehte sie den Türknauf und sah einen großen Mann vor sich aufragen. "Meister Ian!" rief sie. Ian lächelte mit dem üblichen schelmischen Grinsen, das er immer benutzte. Seine purpurroten Augen wanderten ein wenig durch ihr Zimmer und entdeckten das schwarze Kleid über ihrem Bett, dann richtete er seinen Blick auf die Frau, die vor ihm stand. Er trat einen Schritt vor und sprach. "Woher haben Sie dieses Kleid?" "Mr. Harland hat es mir geschenkt." antwortete Elise und reckte den Hals, um zu sehen, wie sich Ians Brauen in seiner Eleganz zusammenzogen. "Weißt du, warum ein Mann einer Frau gerne ein Kleid schenkt?" Er gab das Rätsel auf, bei dem sie immer zweimal überlegen musste, bevor sie antwortete. Doch dieses Mal fand sie keine Antwort und schüttelte stattdessen den Kopf. "Ich weiß es nicht." Sein Grinsen wurde betörend, als hätte sich tief in seinen scharlachroten Augen etwas geregt. Langsam ließ er seine Hand über den Kragen ihres Kleides gleiten, was ihr einen kalten Schauer über den Rücken jagte, der sie für einen Moment erschreckte, da es eiskalt war. Nachdem er die ersten beiden Knöpfe ihres Kragens geöffnet hatte, neigte er den Kopf nach unten und flüsterte ihr ins Ohr. "Weil sie derjenige sein wollen, der den Stoff auszieht." Er hielt inne und küsste ihren Hals, wobei sich die blasse Haut rötlich verfärbte, bevor er seine Bewegung zurückzog, sie mit seinen Augen fixierte und gemächlich antwortete. "Leider kannst du das Kleid da drüben damit nicht tragen." Er gluckste und reichte ihr eine Schachtel in die Hand. "Die gute Nachricht ist, dass ich ein Kleid für dich vorbereitet habe." Elise war ein verfluchtes kleines Mädchen, das Geister sehen konnte. Ihre Familie hasste sie und schmiss sie von einer Adoptivfamilie zur nächsten. Doch das Unglück kam nicht allein. Als sie von ihrer Tante aufgezogen wurde, wurde sie als Sklavin verkauft. Als sie dachte, sie würde nur ein Opfer für den Zauberer werden, wurde sie von einem Mann gerettet, dessen Identität ganz anders war als die eines normalen Fabelwesens. *** Dieses Buch ist ORIGINAL und keine Übersetzung Autorendiskord beitreten: https://discord.gg/YPKueb4

Jeanne tinha apenas 18 anos quando sua madrasta e meia-irmã a incriminaram e fizeram com que ela perdesse tudo. Ela foi expulsa de casa pelo pai por tentar resistir. 7 anos depois, Jeanne voltou em busca de vingança com um filho misterioso ao seu lado - George. As pessoas zombavam dela por ser mãe solteira e chamavam o filho dela de criança sem pai. “Quem você está chamando de criança sem pai? Você não vai gostar de me ver bravo,” ameaçou George. “Abaixe o facho, George! Não estrague a diversão! Eu ainda não me diverti o suficiente,” disse Jeanne, querendo aproveitar sua vingança, deixando o menino sem palavras. Jeanne conheceu mais tarde o famoso Quarto Mestre Swan em um baile de caridade. O homem de boa aparência e temperamento frio a chamou para um canto e disse: “Eu gosto de você.” Todos ficaram chocados, inclusive Jeanne. “Eu sou mãe solteira e tenho um filho. Tem certeza de que gosta de mim?” ela disse. “Eu na verdade... gosto do seu filho!” Todos ficaram chocados quando o Quarto Mestre Swan casou-se com Jeanne, mas apenas ele, astuto, sabia que havia conseguido não apenas um, mas dois, importantes jogadores para esse jogo de xadrez que ele estava jogando.

Jiang Yan had been reborn. In his previous life, he was duped by his own father—who ended up in prison—into taking on the responsibilities of the family. He had to care for his grandparents in place of his father, show respect to his uncles, maintain brotherly love... In this life, he only wanted to breat free from these bloodsuckers, find a sugar "daddy", and by the way, nourish his stomach. ***** Song Jiawen felt something was weird. That guy from next door—who had to return to the countryside to study because his father was imprisoned—suddenly switched from literature to science and joined her class, and even moved to the seat behind her. Ostensibly, he did it so she could tutor him in physics and biology, but why did she always feel like he had an ulterior motive? ***** Years later, as Jiang Yan watched the soup simmering in the pot while soothing his son in his arms, he glanced back at his wife, who was leisurely watching TV on the sofa with her legs crossed, and thought miserably, this meal ticket he had married into was proving to be quite a struggle!

When Galena finds Devanté is becoming more and more addicted to a virtual paradise, she has to decide on whether to sit back and watch, or break into the digital realm in pursuit of burning it down.

After the loss of his mother Myer West meets Amera, a strange girl with an even stranger secret. To top it off they both have to deal with Amera's family, wolves and a mad scientist. And he thought date her would be fun.

The world is full of miracles. When the way of heaven collapsed, I, Wang Gu'an, had only one sword, a sword that could move mountains, break rivers, turn over seas, subdue monsters, suppress demons, kill gods, pluck stars, destroy cities, and create the world.

Feline ist ein Mensch, und hat zwei Jobs, um ihren Bruder und Vater zu finanzieren sowie die Schulden ihres Vaters zu tilgen. Zumindest bis sie entführt wird. Ihr wird erklärt, dass ein Alpha sie kaufen wird. So kommt von Feline in die Werwolfwelt, aber weiß absolut nichts davon.

Apollo Musashi, the main character is a hard worker. Training each day to get stronger and stronger. He has aspirations of being above everything and has the will to make it happen. With this story I dream of bringing back old Shounen and characters that are mean in just the right way. I've seen many new shows try to make their characters as nice as possible, and although I'm making my character nice, he going to be a bit of a pain in the ass. I'm going to try to make the most realistic characters I can make within the confines of this verse. I watch most things nowadays realizing many of these character are just too unbelievably nice with no outbursts and I find that entirely unrealistic. No, I'm not going to have a harem for the main character, because that too I believe is entirely unrealistic from the real world. Without a further adue, I hope you like it.

The Earth was torn apart, reshaped into an endless dungeon—a brutal labyrinth of blood-soaked corridors, twisted monsters, and stages that grow more terrifying with every level. The rules of survival have changed: gather coins, and use them to buy anything you desire. Power, safety, even happiness—everything has a price. For Lex, there’s only one thing he craves: death. But in this world, where coins can buy anything, even that is out of reach. Cursed with the power "Die to Begin," every time Lex dies, he's resurrected at the start, trapped in an endless loop of survival and torment. All he wants is enough coins to finally purchase the one thing that he had been seeking for countless lifetimes—an end. In this nightmare, where money can truly buy anything, Lex will sacrifice everything, even his humanity, just to escape the endless suffering.

Killian is an omega in an alpha family. he wants to live life to the fullest as he learns what it is that being an omega intails. he is still in high school with his twin and best friend. he later meets his alpha. will he accept him or run away?

I have been close to death more times than I can count. At the time of birth, I underwent an operation almost for a month, due to a damn metal piece stuck inside my stomach. Stabbed in the ribs by a lunatic psychopath? Check. Almost crushed by a falling piano? You bet it happened with me. Heck, I have even survived a lightning strike on a clear, sunny day. But the final nail in the coffin? I choked to death on a grape. A F**ING GRAPE! Dying at 24 because of a slippery fruit, life had a terrible sense of humor. Well, joke’s on me, I guess, because now I’m here—in the fantasy world of Extra Wants to Live, the one trashy web novel I binge-read after a bad breakup. And it's my luck that, I have transmigrated into the body of a villain character, just the day before he dies in the hands of his own maid. Whether I am lucky or unlucky is still debatable though. Welp, that's how it is. And, now I have to survive, not only from the hero and his entourage, but from the actual protagonist of that web novel, who also is a transmigrator like me. I knew the ending already, but........ Would I be able to survive till the end?

“Eversince i was born i never felt loved.Do i even deserve love?” These were the last words of Yuri before she died in a car accident after having a huge fight with her parents. But she never knew that she would be reincarnated into a world full of magic.The world was no different from hers yet it was different. Now reborned as a baby she is having trouble adjusting in the world. will her new parents be good or not. That was her first question….. But what do you think will happen to her once she get to know that she is gonna witness a life worse than her past. what would she do if she gets to know that she is actually fated to die??? A story of pitiful girl but is she really pitiful or the world’s strongest sorcerer?? Read to find out The baddass character you ever read.

Yu Xi, a superstar of the 24th century and international celebrity who spans movies, TV shows, and music, had lost her life in an accident and suddenly found herself waking up in another body and was bound to a system called the Star Maker System! If it was just a simple transmigration, then why would she actually go back to the 21st century? That was hundreds of years ago? It was okay to live in such an ancient time, but what was going on with the useless body that she had possessed? Yu Xi was now just a good-for-nothing trainee who had no status or connection because the previous owner of the body had already offended everyone! Moreover, why does she need to kiss others to stay alive? In the end, Yu Xi had no choice but to embark on an arduous path of forcibly kissing men, fighting against all who blocked her path, and reaching the top of the entertainment industry again in another era. However, all that Yu Xi had done was only because she wanted to extend her life for survival! So what was going on with these men in front of her who wanted to cling to her? + - + - + - + - + - + Also known as: “Kiss is life”, “The system has no moral principles”, “I want to reach the top”, "The system is adding more and more targets to kiss", "There are too many men to kiss". + - + - + - + - + - + Please help support me at: ko-fi.com/xanaclarke

In 18. Jahrhundert stirbt unter brutalen Foltern die Gefährtin des Werwolfs Sam. Sie bittet die Mondgöttin wiedergeboren zu werden. Dies lässt den Wahnsinn von Sam stoppen, und er wartet 250 Jahre auf sie. Leonie steht mit beiden Beinen im Leben. Zwar Single, aber sonst alles im Lot. Bis eines Tages ein Typ meint, dass sie seine wiedergeborene Gefährtin sei. Die Geschichte beinhaltet blutige Szenen anfangs, und auch sexuelle Szenen später. Daher nicht unter 18!

She was going to find the author and kill him for making her suffer! Ye Qing Xin did not want to be a villain. However, no matter how much she tried to change her life, a force would make her do things that she did not want to do. In the end, she died. Tragically. When she woke up again, Ye Qing Xin found that she was surrounded by people who claimed that they were her family members. According to them, she was involved in an accident and has been in a coma for a week. In this new world, she was finally free from the force that was always controlling her. Ye Qing Xin planned to live life freely, finally without anyone or any power controlling her. Her best friend stole her fiance? She did not care about it. Just let this so-called friend keep this scumbag! Someone planned to overthrow her from her company? Tsk… Do they think it was easy to bully her? One day, Ye Qing Xin was walking in a bookstore when she found a book. Seeing the characters' names and the story made her realize that it the past, she has been living in a book! The author has been so cruel to assign her as a villain! No. A cannon fodder! Who was the author? Where was the author? Ye Qing Xin swore that once she got her hand on that person, she will never let him go! --- This book is my WSA 2023 entry~ --- Cover Illustration commission by kirinlukis --- Shared universe with: 1. Loving You Too Much 2. True Love and Other Lies 3. A Lifetime with You 4. The Dragon Beside Me 5. Love So Sweet 6. Commander Qi's Runaway Wife 7. The Wedding Planner's Romance 8. The Author Must Die

In einer kleinen Stadt kreuzen sich die Wege von Mia, einer kreativen Seele, und Alex, einem abenteuerlustigen Geist. Ihre plötzliche Begegnung entfaltet sich zu einer unerwarteten Liebesgeschichte voller Entdeckungen und Herausforderungen. Gemeinsam brechen sie zu einer Reise nach Japan auf, wo sie nicht nur die Schönheit der Kultur erleben, sondern auch die Stärke ihrer Verbindung inmitten von Herausforderungen wie Jetlag und Sprachbarrieren testen. Unter einem prächtigen Kirschbaum gestehen sie sich ihre Liebe und erkennen, dass das wahre Abenteuer nicht nur in fernen Ländern, sondern auch in den kleinen Momenten des Alltags liegt. Ihre Geschichte ist ein Herzens- und Abenteuerroman über Liebe, Unterstützung und die gemeinsame Suche nach einem erfüllten Leben.

(LGBT+) Devyn Marlowe’s ability to foresee disasters had always felt like a curse, but when the apocalypse begins, they become his only salvation. As the earth fractured and dungeons filled with nightmarish creatures emerged, Devyn’s visions gave him a crucial edge. Yet, even with his gift, survival was impossible alone. That was when Malakai Ravelle appeared, a mysterious, powerful stranger who commanded the dungeons in ways no one else could. Together, they formed an alliance, navigating terrifying monsters, natural disasters, and the collapse of society. As their bond deepened, Devyn was irresistibly drawn to Malakai, but the dark secrets Malakai carried threatened everything they fought for, including their growing love. With the fate of the world hanging in the balance, Devyn had to make a choice, whether to trust Malakai, who might be more connected to the apocalypse than anyone realized, or face the end of everything alone. --- Warning: This book contains mature themes. Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/NJJKETf4

New Year’s Eve in Times Square: a countdown to a new beginning, a new year. But when the clock hits zero, nothing is as it seems. A mysterious cube, a voice from nowhere, and a dangerous game of fate threaten everything Damian knows. What will you do, to live? Every choice, no matter how small, is already a gamble.

Kathleen Crawford wurde mit einem Mann, der nicht ihr Ehemann war, im Bett erwischt, für schuldig erklärt und schändlich aus der Familie Hudson verbannt. Obwohl sie reingelegt wurde und nichts zwischen ihnen passiert ist, aber wer wollte ihr schon glauben, wenn man bedenkt, dass derjenige, der sie gesehen hat, der allmächtige Shawn David Hudson war: ihr eigener Ehemann. Sie war nicht mehr die schwache und rückgratlose Frau, die die Familie Hudson verlassen hatte, und kehrte einige Jahre später mit einer neuen, aber starken Identität zurück. Rache war ihre Mission: Auge um Auge für diejenigen, die sie reingelegt hatten. Es machte ihr nichts aus, jeden zu vernichten, der es wagte, sich ihr in den Weg zu stellen. Aber wird Shawn sie auf ihrem Rachefeldzug ein zweites Mal vom Hocker reißen, oder ist Kathleens Herz zu kalt, um von seinem unwiderstehlichen Charme zum Schmelzen gebracht zu werden?

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Sylvia, a young woman on the verge of death, finds herself transported into her favorite novel—not as the heroine, but as the Saintess of the North, a minor character predestined to die early to save the male protagonist and the Holy Empire from a demon invasion. Unwilling to accept such a cruel fate, she disguises herself as a man using illusion magic and joins the Order of the Holy Knights, determined to rewrite her story. Masquerading as a swordsman, Sylvia strives to alter the prophecy that binds her life to the Empire’s survival. Yet, as she grows closer to the cursed prince and her fellow knights, the weight of her deception becomes harder to bear. In a world ruled by war, magic, and intrigue, Sylvia must navigate dangerous alliances, defy the prophecy, and find a way to transform her destined death into a triumph that could save them all.

On his 17th Birthday, Lucatt finished his preperations to commit suicide. Leaving his family who hated him so dearly, Lucatt sat atop his schools roof. The place he loathed the most was the place where he would die. Taking his final breath, Lucatt jumped. Waking up seemingly unsathed, Lucatt's nose filled with a rotted stench as his surroundings had changed from a place of education, to a gore filled site.