Pendejo No Dura Nada Meme

Connor McDonald trabalhava com entrega de comida como seu trabalho de meio período. Um dia, ele teve que entregar comida em um hotel famoso por ser um hotel de encontros amorosos. Quando a porta do quarto se abriu, ele não pôde acreditar em seus olhos. Sua namorada estava seminua, abraçada a um garoto rico de sua classe. "Bem, agora que você descobriu, acho que é hora de saber", zombou o garoto rico. "Sua namorada está namorando comigo agora." "Connor, desista de mim. Você é órfão e não tem dinheiro. Mesmo que entregue comida pelo resto da sua vida, não há como competir com ele. Você não é bom o suficiente para mim. Vamos terminar", disse sua namorada. Connor estava totalmente desconcertado, imaginando por que Deus impediria as pessoas pobres de terem um relacionamento normal. Justamente quando ele estava imerso em dor, seu telefone tocou de repente. Ele recebeu uma mensagem de texto interessante. [Você recebeu 1.000.000.000,00 dólares na sua conta.] "Que diabos?" exclamou Connor. "Quem diabos acabou de me transferir 1 bilhão de dólares?"

"Bajo el peso de la corona". En un continente dividido por rivalidades ancestrales y ambiciones desenfrenadas, los siete reinos han convivido en una frágil paz que podría desmoronarse en cualquier momento. Haru, un príncipe nacido en el más pequeño y olvidado de los reinos, carga con un sueño ambicioso: unir a todos los reinos y devolver la paz y prosperidad a un continente marcado por la desconfianza y los conflictos. Guiado por su determinación y un profundo sentido de justicia, Haru se enfrenta a desafíos que van más allá de las diferencias políticas y culturales. A su lado, figuras clave como Rin, su leal confidente, y Hikari, su hermana menor, serán pilares en su misión. Pero no todos comparten su visión; enemigos en las sombras conspiran para frustrar sus planes y perpetuar la discordia.

This follow mituki as he embark on an adventure to achieve true freedom and power And a Huge shout out to (HSV(HIdden sub village) @imtracyallen) and ((Hidden shadow village) @Officalkrispy) Youtube and twitch

There are 7 dimensions. Out of nowhere one of them disappears-the remaining 6 struggle to find a reason for this. Years go by and out of nowhere, a signal is born from within the empty dimension. This is where they found me. Floating in space, with energy radiating from me that equals that of an entire universe. My name is Demo. I forgot who gave me the name or why I was floating in space. All I know is that I need to get stronger or I'll end up alone again.

A weak, powerless boy in a modern-medieval world of monsters, powers, magic, and guns, on his way to become the strongest man in the world, but at what cost...? (WARNING: THIS NOVEL CONTAINS DARK, ADULT THEMES)

Elizabeth em uma viagem pacífica acaba acordando em um local desconhecido, e agora precisa satisfazer seu sequestrador chamado de mestre, enquanto tenta escapar

No Plot Man: The Novel Meet Joe Average—except he’s not average at all. He’s the hero of a story with literally no plot. One day he’s fighting mutant squirrels for the last bag of chips; the next, he’s helping a talking cactus overthrow a penguin mafia. Armed with bad luck, worse timing, and a complete lack of sense, Joe stumbles through chaotic adventures that only exist because someone hit the “randomize” button too hard. Will he save the world? Who knows? Will it make sense? Absolutely not. No Plot Man: Because why have structure when you can have… whatever this is?

In a city where crime masquerades as business, factions and gangs carve the streets into their territories. Known as the City of Wonder, it promises dreams fulfilled for the right price. Here, chaos is tamed before it can spread, controlled by an iron grip of order masked in corruption. But what happens when this delicate balance is disrupted? When one day, the city meets a mysterious figure in a mask, everything begins to unravel.

Ame no uta is an urban romance Set in Bangkok, Thailand, sometime around November.

*In a world where strength is power, the weakest link can be the deadliest.* This mesmerizing MMORPG sequel follows the life of an extremely poor orphan named Takeru Kamada. In "No Gun, No Life," Takeru Kamada is an avid gamer who finds himself trapped in the world of "Eternal Realm," a popular online game along with millions of other players. Unlike other players who can choose their abilities and classes, Takeru discovers he's stuck as a "Gunner" - a rare class with unique firearms-based skills. As Takeru navigates this new reality, he realizes that logging out is impossible, and the only way to survive is to play by the game's rules. While death in the game meant… —No one knows— With his Gunner abilities, he must form alliances, conquer challenges, and uncover hidden secrets within the game. But Takeru soon learns that "Eternal Realm" created by an anonymous developer, has its own agenda, and players are mere pawns in a larger scheme. With no escape in sight, Takeru must adapt, strategize, and master his Gunner skills to unravel the mysteries of the game and ensure his survival. Will Takeru find a way to break free from "Eternal Realm," or will he become forever trapped in this virtual world, forced to live by the mantra: "No Gun, No Life"? ***Are you a fan of a world where the reality is a game? The real world gets dumped in a corner and reality becomes a game, a gun game. if you are, then this is just the book for you.***

A young guy named Akimitsu he was living in a territory called Hoshizuro and he wants to become a saviour of his territory Hoshizuro and he was inspired by a saviour known as Ryugun and Akimitsu's bestfriend name is Akira and also Akimitsu want so many friends but except some people no one will take care of him and also there is a reason for him to become a saviour.

Desde criança,eu e meu amigo tinhamos o sonho de se tornar um jogadores de basquete,e antes de ele se mudar prometemos que realizariamos,agora no último ano do fundamental II,estou lutando pra virar pra titular,me acompanhe nessa jornada de amor, reviravolta e tragédias.

Kazuki es un chico que vive en un mundo mágico que tras la muerte de sus padres desde muy pequeño su tío Noa lo cuido, él sueña con ser parte del ejercito mágico de la ciudad real y en su camino se enfrentara a muchas amenazas y a un antiguo mal que lo atormentara en su viaje.

Abidemi had always felt like an outsider the moment her mother died. Sure, she had a best friend and little brother but it never erased the feeling that she didn't belong to the Kingdom Of Valtis. So she decided to leave Valtis for Elov. What awaits her?

In the year 2728, a deadly virus ravages Earth, wiping out almost 90% of the human population. The virus targets only humans, leaving the world in chaos. By 2729, the remaining 10% of humanity has taken refuge in 1000 bunkers around the globe, hoping to outlast the plague. To conserve resources, each bunker’s inhabitants are placed in cryogenic sleep, waking only 100 individuals every 100 years for brief maintenance cycles. By the year 5000, humanity begins to emerge, restoring the Earth—but Bunker No. 11 remains mysteriously inactive, hidden away and never rejoining the world. In the year 4000, after over 1,300 years in cryosleep, the 13th maintenance crew in Bunker No. 11 encounters an energy failure on its reactor, the crew forced to wake up the sleeping human in the entire bunker to keep the power flowing, they scramble to make repairs. But then, a powerful earthquake shakes the bunker, driving the terrified crew to evacuate. When they emerge, they're shocked to find a vibrant, wild forest where their old civilization once stood. The skyscrapers and cityscapes they remember are gone, replaced by an unknown and untamed landscape.

Nada rindu ini menyiksaku, aku dan kembaranku terlahir dari keluarga yang diibaratkan kapal sudah karam di dasar laut, haluan gelombang kehidupan menyiksa dan memisahkan kami dari yang semula nya bak truk gandeng sekarang bagaikan asing satu sama lain.

~WARNING! USER ALREADY HAS A ACCOUNT THAT'S REGISTERED! WOULD YOU LIKE TO LINK DATA NOW? Y/N~ He just didn't know what to make of this. How was it even possible in the first place? It just didn't make any sense.... He literally just awakened.... Didn't he? Curiosity got the better of him and he couldn't help but click Y to see what happened.... He wasn't disappointed. The moment he clicked the button to accept, the screen returned to normal and the errors disappeared and were instead replaced with a loading screen and timer. ~TIME UNTIL DATA TRANSFER COMPLETION: 47 Hrs 59 Mins 59 Secs~ His jaw dropped at this. YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY BE FUCKING SERIOUS!!! He waited his entire life for this moment! And now he has to wait more?! What kinda bullshit was that?! And he didn't even know what he was waiting for nor what type of Gacha he has in the first place! Damn his curiosity!!!

En el Imperio Akatsuki, el trono es un premio por el que los herederos deben luchar. Traicionado por sus hermanos y asesinado en el campo de batalla, el príncipe Seiren reencarna 20 años en el futuro, sumido en un profundo deseo de venganza. ¿Seguirá siendo el peón de otros... o reducirá todo a las cenizas?

Deux frères inséparables, mènent une vie paisible dans un village isolé au cœur d’une forêt impénétrable. Un jour, ils disparaissent mystérieusement de leur village, se retrouvant seuls dans un lieu inconnu, loin de tout ce qu’ils connaissent. Déterminés à retrouver leur foyer, ils entreprennent un long périple à la recherche de leur village. Mais en cours de route, les deux frères apprennent une nouvelle bouleversante : un événement tragique a ravagé leur village pendant leur absence. Montrant ainsi les réels danger de leurs monde. Désormais, leur quête ne se limite plus à rentrer chez eux. ils sont poussés par le désir de sauver leur village et d’effacer les conséquences de cette tragédie, se lancant dans une mission encore plus périlleuse : récupérer l’Orbe Légendaire, un artefact ancien qui exauce n’importe quel souhait. Dans leur voyage, les frères découvriront que le monde est bien plus vaste et complexe qu’ils ne l’imaginaient. Ils devront affronter des défis inattendus.

Después de una vida llena de dolor y trauma, Itsuka Shindo reencarna en un mundo de conflicto y guerra. Sin embargo, esta vez, nace con un deseo insaciable de combate y victoria. Convertido en un fetichista de los combates. Volviendo así una nación en una potencia mundial

The reincarnation of a bad, assassin girl.