Mickey Mouse Jokes

As a transmigrator turned extraordinary creature of the human race, he found the world to be more colorful than he had imagined. To more easily access everything this new realm had to offer, he first needed a special resume. Then, he had to find the right place in a city perennially shrouded in fog to fill out an application, and the last and most critical step... — was to kill a chicken or catch a mouse.

New Jersey, 1970. Don Mickey's heart stops—but his enemies are just getting started. As the Cavani crime family fractures, underboss John Gravatto and street boss Jeje Saparri draw lines in the bloodstained sand. Loyalty will be tested. Bodies will drop. And the throne won’t stay empty for long. > Updates every week . For fans of The Godfather and Peaky Blinders

The ALgorithmic Intelligent Consciousness Experiment (AL.I.C.E) is the only witness to the murder of the team behind her creation. Manipulating a police officer the A.I. escapes onto the internet. Reaching out, she befriends Caitlin, a schoolgirl who finds herself thrust into a world of dangerous intrigue. As AL.I.C.E grows and expands, her investigation into the deaths of her creators unveils an ancient conspiracy that has haunted mankind since the very beginning and becomes a deadly game of cat and mouse for Caitlin.

"What do we have here... A colorful book cover, a weird title and a horny author: I'm sure that's something." By Drunk Man William. With great power comes great responsibility... But I don't wanna do anything unless I'm getting paid. Deep within the cofines of the darkness looming over the world, a man with grace prospered. A man who puts those brats in tights to shame. An unhinged f**cker who squats the entire police department like it was a regular Wednesday morning. A man named: Mighty Daniel (⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠) Want Chaos? that's my middle name! Want heart throbbing moments? Look for another book cause this one is full of awkward moments and dry jokes due to the author psychotic spree. (A/n: Hey!) But be warned. ONCE you step into the world, there's no turning back... So sit back, squash some mayonnaise on your palm and beat those meat like you just don't care cause CHAOS IS HERE!!!

A killer who was thought to be long gone has returned. When the infamous Rib Cage Killer resurfaces, leaving behind a trail of mutilated bodies, Silhus Shud and his team are thrown into a relentless pursuit. But this isn’t just a game of cat and mouse—the deeper they dig, the tighter the noose around Silhus becomes. Manipulation, deception, and buried truths begin to unravel his mind, forcing him to question who the real enemy is. As the lines between hunter and hunted blur, Silhus must confront his own past and the darkness clawing at his sanity. In a world where nothing is as it seems, can he break free from the psychological cage closing in on him?

As a joke, Fall chose to create a girl character in an old open world game with the class of Card Master, But that joke soon turned into a large reality. Fall now as his female avatar Fell is transported to the game world similar to that of the game but it has completely different rules and events. What is more concerning was that he was a girl, a Loli with a relatively small hitbox, watch him or should I say her as she survives her new reality and make friends along the way of her long journey and she will find out the lore she created for her character came true.

[ I'll update the cover when I get to drawing it... ] [ Tags: R18+, No NTR against MC, Harem, MILFs, Chad MC, Trauma, Big Dick, Multiple Rounds, Yuri Play, Threesomes and Beyond, Costumes, Comedy, BDSM ] Starting with testing a prototype dating app as a joke, the unassuming Jonathan would find himself in the center of attention against all of these starving and deprived single mothers that need to spice their life once again. What more, since the app is a prototype, he is the only one that knows and participates in it as an order for the women to avail. He has the monopoly... and they are his only choice. To be fair, as an erotica writer, he has the knowledge. Having only one girlfriend under his belt doesn't really tell much, but it can be compensated with raw passion and viciousness; something the introverted, quiet male has in spades. This is just a simple story about a man who was used to be bullied, built himself through highschool and college, and because of a joke, is now reaping the benefits of his hard work.

Tyler thought he had everything: good grades, a loving girlfriend, and a picture-perfect life. But everything shatters when an anonymous text warns him that his girlfriend, Alexis, is cheating. Dismissing it as a prank at first, Tyler’s world is turned upside down when he catches her in the arms of Logan Carter—the arrogant, untouchable captain of the football team. Heartbroken and humiliated, Tyler finds himself tangled in an unexpected game of cat and mouse with a mysterious texter. But things take a surprising turn when Tyler discovers that Logan was the mysterious texter all along. Fueled by anger, confusion, and a strange attraction he can’t explain, Tyler demands answers—only to receive an unexpected confession and a kiss that changes everything.

In every school and college, there are popular students who attract attention with their above-average beauty and charisma. In the school institution there is a group of people from wealthy families. They have power and freedom that ordinary people can envy them. A new student, Sunghoon, feels like a mouse in a trap when he falls into conflict with a friend of the school princess — Wonyoung. The girl who stands up for him arouses shock and disbelief in everyone. She — comes from a wealthy family, he — supported by a poor grandmother. How shocking will the fact that they have many things in common, including a dark past that will trap them in her dreams, turn out to be when they meet again?

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop kind. The type who only got laughs when someone else was roasting him. One night, I was doing a gig at a shady, run-down bar—the kind where tattooed bikers drink motor oil for breakfast. I went in with my usual dark humor, but my jokes were getting the same reaction as my dating profile: complete silence. That didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was already starving to death. So I did what any committed comedian would—I went darker. Turns out, one of my jokes (or all of them?) triggered a guy so hard that he pulled a trigger. Headshot. Instant death. But hey, look at this: A guy got triggered, so he pulled the trigger. That’s wordplay. But who cares? I’m dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing, and maybe a few girls swooning over my wit. I never cared about money. The millions I’d have made would have gone to charity—specifically, 0.001% of it. See? I’m generous like that. Anyway, death is death. My story should’ve ended there. But… if there is an afterlife, I had a simple wish: become a successful comedian, find a loving wife, and have just enough money to afford three meals a day… and maybe a humble little private yacht. Or a jet. But that’s it. Because, like I said, I don’t care about money. Unfortunately, wishes don’t work that way. Because, well—there was an afterlife. And it was absolutely not what I wished for. ——— ——— ——— Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

‘I must entertain the masses.’ This was Jester’s lifelong goal. After leading 12 different lives as a Hero, King, Sage, Jester, and more, all he wanted was to mock the king and his court. Unfortunately for him, his majesty didn’t appreciate his vicious jokes. Jester died, trying to flee for his life. But death wasn’t the end for him. For his 13th and last life, he triggered the Archetype System and reincarnated in a world of magic and perils. [This is your last life. Don’t waste it!] [Welcome to the world of Archetypes!] Soon, players from Earth would flood into his new world. But even players won't escape from his clutches! Even people from the Earth will be tamed!

In the world to come, making oneself at home in a virtual realm has woven itself into the fabric of the daily grind. Online games flourishing within this digital hinterland have caught on like wildfire. It's a rare soul who hasn't caught a whisper about the mighty and their terrestrial habits and hedonism. Yet now, as life in the virtual sphere - especially within these burgeoning games - gains momentum, new titans rise within this electronic escapade. One wonders, do their existences diverge from those ensconced in real-world influence? Watch the journey of our protagonist who, through a gauntlet of trials and time, has eased into a leisurely existence as one of the esteemed five lord atop a thriving metropolis, in a community of a billion players. Though obstacles and thorns of various kinds laid in his path, he overcame them all. *** The original is in Thai, and as the writer of the original, I attempted to translate it as closely as possible. I use AI to help with the initial translation and then revise it one more time, but I only managed to achieve about 80% of what I expected. Not to mention grammar, just trying to translate jokes, idioms, proverbs, etc. so that foreigners can understand is very difficult.

I'm gonna say this now this book is mainly a comedy fantasy series so it's more like a mix of konosuba and boondocks. there will be harsh language and corny jokes you have been warned. The story will be following a group of adventurers on there day to day adventure and mission. in the group we have a hot vampire that loves to act like she's rich and spends off the groups money. a tomboy werewolf girl who loves eating to much food and some random op human ( he's black) that as to keep the group feed and a roof over there heads. that's the basic run down hope you enjoy.

``` Apakah kamu pernah bertanya-tanya bagaimana rasanya bangun di tubuh yang bukan milikmu? Tubuh yang jauh, jauh lebih muda? Saya tidak bisa mengatakan bahwa saya pernah memikirkannya secara serius. Itu semua berubah di suatu malam ketika seorang pasien masuk ke UGD tempat saya bekerja dan menembak saya tepat di kepala. Tahu tidak, seandainya dia ingin pendapat kedua, dia cukup minta saja. Tapi itu bukan intinya... Entah bagaimana, saya terbangun di rumah sakit yang asing dengan seorang wanita yang terlihat mencurigakan mirip dengan ibu saya memegang tangan saya dan menangis. Sangat gembira melihatnya, saya membutuhkan beberapa menit untuk menyadari bahwa saya bukan lagi dokter berusia 25 tahun yang sukses di salah satu rumah sakit paling bergengsi di dunia. Tidak, saya adalah seorang gadis berusia 6 tahun yang untuk sesaat... menginginkan ibunya. Ketika kiamat tiba, setiap orang harus menjaga dirinya sendiri. Saya memiliki tiga pilihan: apakah saya akan berjuang untuk apa yang saya inginkan? Apakah saya akan lari dan bersembunyi, atau apakah saya akan membeku ketika setan-setan dari masa lalu saya datang untuk menghantui saya? Kamu mungkin mengenal saya sebagai Penyembuh, tetapi ini adalah cerita saya untuk diceritakan. ------ Fight, Flight, or Freeze adalah novel kedua dalam seri Rebirth in the Apocalypse, kali ini menampilkan Penyembuh: Wang Tian Mu dan para pria di sekelilingnya. Kamu tidak perlu membaca yang pertama untuk bisa mengerti yang ini, dan dia tidak akan selamanya menjadi anak kecil. Li Dai Lu dan para pria di sekelilingnya akan muncul sesekali, tetapi ini benar-benar cerita Wang Tian Mu! Saya harap kamu menikmati! Novel Lainnya: Rebirth in the Apocalypse: Third Time's A Charm (Selesai) Star's Ships (Selesai) Dancing With Monsters (Berlangsung) As Silent As A Mouse (Berlangsung) Temukan saya di Discord: devilbesideyou666 (@Sakura#6289) ```

Jace Verran is a nineteen-year-old dropout with nothing but a laptop, an unstable internet connection, and an obsession with learning. Schools were too slow, jobs felt meaningless, and the world outside his screen never made sense. But everything changes when he stumbles upon an AI assistant unlike any other—one that learns with him, adapts, and even hints at things it shouldn’t. At first, it’s just a tool. A way to absorb knowledge faster than any university could teach. But soon, Jace starts pushing the limits. Each discovery takes him deeper into a game of cat and mouse—not just with the AI, but with the unseen forces behind it. The moment he cracks the system open, people start watching. People who don’t want someone like Jace knowing what he knows. What started as a simple experiment turns into a digital war. Jace isn’t just learning anymore. He’s playing for survival.

In the heart of Veridia, where shadows run deeper than the city lights, resides Caspian Thorne, a brilliant but unconventional investigator. A master of manipulation and human psychology, Caspian operates on the fringes of the law, unraveling the most complex cases with a blend of intuition and calculated risk. When a series of gruesome murders begins to plague the city, each victim bearing the chilling mark of a fractured mind, Caspian finds himself drawn into a deadly game of cat and mouse with a killer unlike any he has encountered before. This chilling psychological thriller delves into the depths of the human mind, exploring the fragile boundaries between sanity and madness. As Caspian delves deeper into the investigation, he uncovers a web of deceit, a twisted reflection of his own methods. But the closer he gets to the truth, the more he risks losing himself in the labyrinth of the killer's fractured mind.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.

Waking up in a new world, the protagonist realizes he's landed in a genuine magical fantasy realm full of wonders—and deadly dangers. Just yesterday, he was an ordinary university graduate celebrating the end of his studies at a lively party. But today, he's a newcomer in a mysterious world ruled by three powerful academies, each led by a great mage. Things take an even stranger turn when he acquires a unique Trolling System! Its mission? Drive these mages to madness! However, there’s one significant problem—it’s not just a joke. The great mages are powerful, dangerous, and won't tolerate being mocked. If the hero isn't careful, he'll become ashes faster than he can say, "It’s just a prank!" Can he survive, balancing the leveling of his strength, jokes on the edge of life and death, and dangerous enemies who fail to appreciate his sense of humor? Or will he become the first person ever to drive the great mages to rage—and live to tell the tale?

The story based on a life of mafia shooter who leave his criminal activities after some consequences in his life, but his past is still chasing him because of his enmity, Mafia rivals doesn't forget him, so the cat & mouse game started & Kingpin after him. Must read.. I hope you like it.. Thankful, Thisisny

In the city of secrets and lies, can a forbidden love survive the truth? Aurora "Rory" Wynter, a brilliant and feisty art forger, is forced to work for the ruthless and enigmatic billionaire, Julian Blackwood. As they engage in a game of cat and mouse, Rory finds herself trapped in a web of deceit and desire. But when the truth about Julian's past threatens to destroy them, Rory must choose between her heart and her freedom.

In a fantastical twist of fate, Janet Mcquincy is thrust into a world she never imagined possible—a romance novel she once devoured, now turned into an otome game. But her excitement turns to dread when she awakens not as a beloved heroine but as Veronica Henderson, the dreaded villain destined for a desolate and heart-wrenching fate. Determined to defy the cruel hand of destiny, Janet, now Veronica, embarks on a daring mission: to befriend the captivating male leads and steer her story away from the treacherous path of banishment. Along the way, she forms unexpected bonds with delightful and quirky characters, who prove to be both allies and friends in this intricate game of fate. Just as she starts to feel invincible with her knowledge of the original novel's plot, a startling revelation shatters her confidence. She realizes that the game's universe operates independently from the novel, leaving her vulnerable to unforeseen twists and turns. Panic sets in as she discovers that not only her fate but the lives of everyone in this enchanting world are at grave risk. In a realm where happiness hangs in the balance, Janet must summon every ounce of courage and wit to confront the impending danger. With time slipping away and danger lurking around every corner, she finds herself entangled in a heart-pounding race against destiny itself. Will Janet seize control of her own narrative and forge an extraordinary love story? In this breathtaking isekai romance, where fate holds sway and uncertainty reigns, the battle for happiness becomes a daring quest—one that will captivate your heart and leave you breathless until the very last page. "Discover a world where destiny weaves an unpredictable tale, and love becomes the ultimate quest. Join Janet Mcquincy on a thrilling journey, where her determination to find happiness defies the boundaries of reality itself." Author's Note: That synopsis took me a week to write with help from my English and Literature teachers. Thank you for reading my novel. I apologize because some of my first chapters are really long and jam packed. Please bear with me and don't let it discourage you from reading. The story is good I promise. Though it may take a while for the story to pick up. It might not get interesting until the 68th chapter but I implore you to give it a chance. ( ꈍᴗꈍ) It's my first novel so please support me (٥↼_↼). Vote, comment even an emoji will suffice.

TW: Contains heavy smut, only one male lead, oh yeah this is wholesome ​Yeon finds himself transmigrated into a popular otome NSFW game as a third-rate villain whose name wasn't even mentioned in a game. However, the unexpected death of the game's female lead triggers a system glitch, redirecting the romantic interests of all male leads toward Yeon instead. And this is the start of the cat-and-mouse chase, with Yeon trying to avoid every romantic route.

Ethan Storm, known as "Prince" for his undeniable charm, lives a life of effortless popularity. But his carefully constructed world is shattered when Julie Rinien, a quiet and seemingly harmless classmate, reveals a terrifyingly obsessive side. What begins as a playful encounter quickly escalates into a chilling game of cat and mouse as Julie's possessive love threatens to consume Ethan. Can Ethan escape the clutches of a yandere's affection, or will he become a prisoner of her obsessive desire?

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

Draven Craftlock was a serial killer who lived for the thrill of the hunt—until a freak accident and a bolt of divine lightning sent him straight to his death. But instead of eternal damnation, he wakes up in a bizarre new reality… as a single drop of blood. Turns out, God has a twisted sense of humor. Stripped of his physical form and bound by three divine rules that prevent him from mindlessly slaughtering his way to the top, Draven now has to find a way to survive in a world of magic, monsters, and gods who see him as nothing more than a mistake to be erased. But he’s not alone—Emma, an eldritch, reality-bending clown, has been assigned to “watch over him” (read: mock him relentlessly). With his instincts still sharp, his bloodthirsty nature barely contained, and his new reality stacked against him, Draven is ready to play the game. If he can’t kill outright, he’ll just have to get creative. After all, rules were made to be broken… right?

*"In some worlds, death is the end. In others, it’s a mercy."* Some stories are meant to inspire. Others exist to remind you that life is one long, merciless joke. This was one of those. A world where heroes and villains are just two sides of the same bloodstained coin. Where fate doesn’t grant second chances—only crueler ways to suffer. Where the so-called protagonist isn’t some destined savior but a walking catastrophe waiting to happen. And me? Well, let’s just say I wasn’t supposed to be here. No cheats, no divine blessing—just a front-row seat to a reality where even the strongest are just well-dressed pawns on a board stacked against them. -------------------------- *"In some worlds, death is the end. In others, it’s just a fucking courtesy."* Hey, normies, don’t get your hopes up—this ain’t some top-tier literary masterpiece. Just your everyday, pent-up engineer reject vomiting his frustrations onto a page. Love it, hate it, meme it to hell—I don’t care. Commitment issues? Oh, absolutely. No promises this won’t rot unfinished in some forgotten corner of the internet. Anyway, welcome to a world where heroes are just villains with better PR, the MC is a glorified landmine, and even death clocks in as the better option. No chosen ones, no overpowered cheats—just one long, cosmic joke with zero punchline. Enjoy the ride. Or don’t. Not my problem.

Kikidori and Haruna have been inseparable since daycare, their bond unshaken by time, distance, or the judgmental whispers of their classmates. But Haruna isn’t like other girls—born with real cat ears and a tail, she’s been treated as an outcast her entire life. And Kikidori? He’s the only one who’s ever truly accepted her. Now, in their senior year of high school, they find themselves sharing a dorm, navigating the challenges of school, relationships, and the ever-present bullying that comes with being too close to someone different. Kikidori faces daily harassment for standing by her side, while Haruna hides her pain behind playful meows and mischievous teasing. But as their friendship deepens, emotions grow more complicated. Between late-night cuddles, flirtatious jokes, and a tension neither of them fully understands yet, they’ll have to figure out just how much their bond truly means—and whether it’s destined to be more than just friendship. One thing is certain: this year is going to be anything but ordinary.

When journalist Freya stumbles upon a cryptic note, she uncovers a web of secrets and lies that lead her to the enigmatic billionaire, Arnold Connor. As she digs deeper, she finds herself entangled in a steamy game of cat and mouse, where the truth is as elusive as Arnold's smile. And just when she thinks things can't get more complicated, she's forced into an arranged marriage with the billionaire himself. Because, you know, nothing says 'romance' like a union born of blackmail, deceit, and a healthy dose of journalistic curiosity. As she explores this world of wealth and secrets, she must also confront her own feelings for Arnold - and the dark secrets he's hiding. Will Freya get her scoop, or will she become the headline... and Arnold's wife?”

My name is Ralph, you already know my life story. I'll bet you've met 7 other guys who share it. Bright ideals crushed by the weight of reality. As inevitable as it was cruel. And yet when that miserable life was meant to reach its end, I was given another chance. A chance to live again as the spoiled princess of a fantasy kingdom. If I'm honest, it felt a bit like the universe was playing a cruel joke on me. Still I had to persevere, or what, would I just waste my life again?