Jokes About The Titanic

SYNOPSIS: Skyler McKenzie, a single mom, had lived a simple life with her son, Noel, and loving parents in a small suburban town away from the buzzing city. One day, everything changed when she accepted a job in a big city. Then, she met him, thinking it could be love at first sight. It was a whirlwind romance as he flipped her world upside down. She loved him. He loved her and her child. It was perfect. But there was just one problem. She had a past that she could not remember. She did not even know who the father of her child was. So, was the present enough for her to move on to the future? Noah Maxwell was a successful athlete, famous, and rich. But there was something that was missing in his life. He needed a new reason to live until he met her. He immediately felt the connection between them. He knew that he had fallen in love with her the instant that their eyes met. But there was a problem. She resembled the girl who had once owned and broken his heart. Was he in love with her or the woman he saw in her? But what if, by some twisted fate, their lives always had a connection? Did she still wish to remember the past if it held too many dark secrets? Did he still want to hold on to the past if it brought too much painful memories? Looking through each other's eyes, would they finally see the truth?

"Your boss doesn't deserve you," Clifford revealed. "Why are you telling me all this?" I narrowed my eyes at him. "Because I want you for myself. You're the woman of my dreams." Compared to how he behaved when he came to deliver stuff to me, he was very blunt now. "What if I don't like you back?" "I'll wait, after all, I'm good at that." He didn't look fazed. "Why me? I don't even own a business of my own." I told him. "You don't need to own a business, Arleen. It's just you I need." "What do you need me for?" "I need you to be my woman, that's all." He answered. **** Arleen Theodore is a secretary who is in love with her boss, Damion Clinton, but he doesn't love her back although he's aware but acts ignorant. Whereas, Clifford Edson, Arleen's delivery guy secretly loves her and tries to find any chance he gets to deliver things to her. BUT when the boss comes in contact with the delivery guy, things go haywire…. could it be that the delivery guy brought out mixed feelings from Damion towards Arleen? Or is the delivery guy Damion Clinton's untold truth?

Elleanyka James Smith, seorang gadis biasa yang baik, memiliki pengalaman tentang perhantuan sejak ia habis bermimpi dan terbagun di tengah malam di saat Sekolah Menengahnya. Ia yang sebelumnya nampak segar bugar dan juga selalu energik, belakangan ini berubah menjadi sosok gadis yang terlihat kelelahan. Dan, hal tersebut membuatnya menjadi pertanyaan untuk Maggie Ruth yang notabene sahabat karibnya dan juga Ayahnya Mr. Smith ada apa gerangan dengan gadis itu belakangan ini. Lantas, sementara hantu-hantu tersebut datang dan pergi dan berseliweran setiap hari untuk curhat dengan Ellea, gadis itu harus bertahan agar kedua orang yang memperhatikannya tersebut tiak mengetahui hal tersebut dan Ellea harus segera mengurus hal ini agar tidak mengganggu kehidupan normalnya. Jadi, akankah Ellea berhasil? Ketahui kisahnya dalam Novel How About you Ghost yuk para pembaca yang baik. Cover by: @Madheee_i / Geetanggit

In a world where an unknown source of power emerges, people begin to discover that the last thing they eat will determine their abilities. After a mysterious event occurs, an unprecedented system is unleashed, granting individuals extraordinary power by consuming specific creatures. This phenomenon soon becomes known as the "Flesh System."

"In your lifetimes has anyone ever worshipped you? Ever prayed to you? I know you're not the being you once were, and now is your chance to prove it..." "You may meet the being I once was." "... And what kind of being is that, Reaper?" In the vast expanse of space, where stars flicker like distant promises and civilizations rise and fall like cosmic waves, there exists a man haunted by his own choices. Once a protector, a guardian of those he held dear, he found himself forced into the shadows by the merciless demands of fate. In a universe teeming with threats, he made a pact with the darkness, trading his warmth for a cloak of ice, his compassion for a blade of steel. Now known only as the Reaper, his name evokes fear even among those he once safeguarded. He moves like a wraith through the void, a silent sentinel of death, his heart encased in frost as he carries out his duty. He is both hero and villain, protector and predator.

Jenn Li has a loving mom and a stubborn caring dad, and nice loud younger sister. But, at age 14 she had limb girdle muscular dystrophy. It causes her muscles in her arm and legs to slowly weaken as time pass by. It made her not as convenient to go outside. When she have to go to school, she takes her wheelchair. It gives her some anxiety and is a bit discomfort for her. But, she managed through it. She is only able to walk with a limp on her leg for only a small distance. She is able to walk with a limp all around her home. She find comfort at home while being on the internet. And, wants to making journaling youtube videos. Sometimes, she gets worried over trivial things. And, sometimes thinking things like why is her life is like this, and if she didn't have musclar dystrophy, life would be just a bit better for her. She tends to get over her worries by thinking positive listening to music and watching videos. She is grateful that she is alive and breathing. She also do not have a boyfriend. Is not a big deal, but it would be lovely to have a boyfriend and getting married in the future. One day angels and gods showed up and, decided to bless and gift everyone in the whole world with immortality and magical superpowers. . It became like a utopia. They also give her an alternative universe life to live and her story is: She and her older non identical twin sister, along with her parents are immortal. And, their stories goes like this: Jann Li and Jenn Li, two 22 years old non-identical twin sisters who has 2 childhood best friends, Jonn Li and Junn Li. They also happens to be 22 years old non-identical twin brothers. They all live together in one big house. Jonn and Junn soon becomes their boyfriends and lovers. They are part of The Li family. A family that all is immortal and have magical and super powers, just like everybody is. They are trying to enjoy and live a happy and peaceful life. And hanging out with their immortal and magical friends, sometimes.

Jude is a young man who got super powers after a meteor hit earth. He among thousands of others must thus decide how to use their new found abilities, whether good or evil, stick around and watch Jude make his choice.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

After his father was murdered and his peaceful village massacred, Sol woke up to find a mysterious old man standing over him claiming to be his new Master. “You want revenge, don’t you? I’ll train you so you have the strength to take it, but you have to become my one and only disciple first!” ******* Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any events, places, or names are all from the author's imagination and Google. If someone in any way assumes this book to be real or based on real events, I strongly suggest you send me Golden Tickets for doing such a good job. Other cultivation novels: The Founder of Qi Cultivation Reincarnates, Apocalypse: Apparently, I Can See Zombies. Levon Bew Sect/Discord: https://discord.gg/tEdkhmrj5g

((((IMPORTANT))))(For those of you that don't read the tags(WARNINGS INCLUDED)- NO HAREM, there is a system, and there is mild and maybe severe gore and cursing. Yes, he will not stay in the prehistoric era for the entirety of the story and he won't get human form. HE IS A RIGHTEOUS CHARACTER SO DON'T EXPECT DESTRUCTION ON HIS PART. At least, not purposeful. This is simply a test run and I may or may not continue this series so don't hope for too much. P.S. uploads are random and can take from a few hours to even months to post. Chapters could reach maximum of 3 if I don't keep writing. Sorry in advance if you like the "prologue".)) The main character was reborn as a centipede in the prehistoric ages on Earth after being killed in the future. But is that all? Mutated beasts, plants, and insects surround him on all sides. This was not the Earth he once knew, and neither was it normal. Now, with a newfound determination to live, will he evolve and become a Titan? Or will he die as food for the strong? (Note: Cover image is not mine. Starts in mid-late Miocene.)

Mia, a formidable force in the corporate world, navigates the treacherous waters of ambition and desire. As she climbs the corporate ladder, she becomes entangled with Ethan Knight, a man as enigmatic as he is powerful. Their relationship is a dangerous game, a high-stakes gamble fueled by passion, obsession, and a shared thirst for power. As they delve deeper into their dangerous liaison, the lines between love and manipulation blur. With every calculated move, they risk exposing their vulnerabilities and jeopardizing their carefully constructed personas. "About Mia" is a gripping tale of love, power, and betrayal, set against the backdrop of a ruthless corporate world.

O'Neil Andrew Morisette was born into the Divine Empire of Titan with a silver, no, golden spoon in his mouth. Having been sent to prison at the young age of 5 for being the perpetrator of the biggest scandal of Titan Imperialty, he launched his political career after his release. He could be the Emperor's favorite minister, the Princess's husband, a Prince of the Divine Empire of Titan, or a marshal with tens of thousands of soldiers, but which persona will he choose to identify with? This is a story of choices, of intrigue, of love. Will O'Neil Andrew Morisette bow to his fate, or will he entangle himself in romance? Where does his destiny lead, and what changes will he bring to the strongest empire in Westland?

Alternative Title: Titans In a world where gods once roamed freely, their power is now fractured, scattered across humanity in the form of "Titan Fragments"—artifacts that grant extraordinary abilities to their wielders. These fragments, said to be remnants of the gods themselves, bestow unimaginable strength, speed, and intelligence, but at a cost: they draw their bearers into an eternal struggle for dominance. Eren Kael, a young scavenger from the forgotten city of Ashenvale, stumbles upon a mysterious fragment buried in the ruins of an ancient battlefield. Unlike others, his fragment doesn't seem to amplify his strength or speed—it grants him visions of the gods’ downfall and whispers of a secret that could change the balance of the world. As Eren is thrust into the chaotic battles of the Titans, he must navigate alliances and rivalries with other bearers, each with their own ambitions and dark pasts. Among them are Lysara, a rogue strategist seeking vengeance for her family; Kaelen, a knight determined to restore honor to his kingdom; and Darius, a warlord who believes he is the reincarnation of a fallen god. But as the fragments call for blood and power, Eren begins to unravel a chilling truth: the fragments are not just relics of the gods—they are the gods, imprisoned within shards of their former glory, desperate to reclaim their dominion. Caught between the Titans' unending war and the gods’ looming resurrection, Eren must decide: Will he use his fragment to end the cycle of violence, or will he succumb to its intoxicating power and become the very thing he fears? Titans is a gripping tale of power, ambition, and the eternal question: What does it mean to be a god in a world of mortals?

"When fate brings together two young souls from different worlds on the doomed Celestial Odyssey, their love becomes the beacon of hope in the face of tragedy. But will their love survive the ship's catastrophic destiny, or will it sink with the ship, leaving behind only whispers of what could have been? Can love truly conquer all, even the icy waters of the North Atlantic?"

Do you believe fantasy worlds exist well in this story they do.This story follows the life of a young man who died at the age of 20 and got reincarnated in another world as a titan.Now he must use his new found power to protect the world from Demons and Evil entities while trying to live a peaceful and quiet life with his new family, can he save the world while protecting the ones he cares about...only time will tell.

When Fantasy becomes reality. In a world were monsters run rampant, Kyle a failed awakener discovers a new power to protect himself as he becomes the first human titan. Dark titan

1990 year. Evil Empire is living its last months.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

【Gadis Kampus Desain×Pria Mafia Dewasa+Cinta beda usia+Cinta Manis】Shou bertemu seorang Pria yang ia harapkan datang untuk menyelamatkan nya di supermarket telah datang. Tapi kenapa harus nampak seperti pria gang yang mengerikan. Harus kah Shou memanggilnya. "Ahjussi..." "(Mengandung Seks Description)"

Meet Mara Carter Castillo, a spirited young woman thrust into the clutches of the most insufferable billionaire imaginable. Bound by an ill-fated agreement she hastily signed, she's now a slave to his whims, her dreams of a bright future held hostage by the threat of losing her professional credentials and freedom to travel. But as she endures his relentless demands, a surprising twist unfolds Max, the very epitome of arrogance, finds himself inexplicably drawn to Mara, his icy facade melting in the face of her resilience. Despite his attempts to win her over with his wealth, it's a selfless act that finally sparks a flicker of love in Mara's heart. Yet, just as their romance ignites, the flames of opposition roar to life in the form of Max's disapproving parents, determined to crush their union at any cost. In a heart-wrenching betrayal, Max weds another, leaving Mara shattered and carrying a secret that will change everything. But she's not one to stay down for long. Years later, she returns with a vengeance, transformed into a force to be reckoned with. No longer the meek girl of the past, Mara is now a powerhouse, fighting tooth and nail for both revenge and success in a world where Max once reigned supreme. Will she claim her rightful place at the top, or will the ghosts of her past continue to haunt her every move? Dive into this tale of love, betrayal, and redemption, where one woman's journey from victim to victor will leave you breathless till the very end.

**Synopsis of "The Titanic Battle of Avolrenon"** In the mythical land of Avolrenon, where ancient magic and fierce warriors coexist, an epic conflict is brewing. "The Titanic Battle of Avolrenon" tells the gripping tale of a world on the brink of destruction, as two titanic forces collide in a battle that will determine the fate of all. The land is torn apart by the relentless struggle between the valiant Knight of the Light, Eryndor, and the monstrous Titan, Gorgaroth. Eryndor, armed with the legendary Sword of Lumina, leads the armies of Avolrenon in a desperate bid to protect their homeland. Gorgaroth, a creature of darkness and immense power, seeks to plunge the world into eternal shadow. As the armies clash and magic crackles through the air, heroes and villains emerge from all corners of Avolrenon. The cunning sorceress Lyra weaves powerful spells to aid Eryndor, while the ruthless warlord Drakar commands legions of dark creatures in support of Gorgaroth. Amidst the chaos, the young and courageous warrior Alina discovers a hidden power within herself that could turn the tide of battle. "The Titanic Battle of Avolrenon" is a tale of bravery, sacrifice, and the unyielding spirit of those who fight for their world. As the final showdown looms, the fate of Avolrenon rests on the shoulders of its heroes. Will light prevail over darkness, or will the land be consumed by the shadow forever? Prepare for an epic journey filled with thrilling battles, powerful magic, and unforgettable characters in this sweeping saga of war and destiny.