NovaDog! Space Fugitives And Frankfurters
They're elves! They're fugitives! They're in space! Their names are Syldie Gatzer and Jako Langst, and they're two ordinary intergalactic couriers... until their tiny ship is captured by a roving gang of space pirates! Prospects seem grim as they're nearly forced into servitude under dwarvish space warlord Captain Nanobeard, but the intrepid duo hijacks a nearby wiener-shaped cargo shuttle and blasts off into the vast universe. Posing as hot-dog saleswomen for the universe's premier chain, NovaDog, Syldie and Jako must find a way to lose the vengeful pirates, get on the good side of the law, and complete what might be their most important freelance job ever.
Can a hopeless gamer and a high-strung mechanic really evade both a fleet of pirates and the universe's best vigilante detective agency? Time, as always, is of the essence.