My Wife Is Villain

[If you are looking for a slow romance, you can give it a check if not, you'll be disappointed] Aera, a young 28-year-old was about to make her dream debut by opening her own floral shop that could be shipped in and around. Nevertheless, things didn't go as she planned. One would say that transmigrating to a book sound like a fantasy, however to Aera, it became a nightmare when she woke up in an unknown world even when she hasn't died yet. With an unexpected turnout, her life was hanging by a thin thread. Aera was presented with an option-either she goes back to her world with her memory erased or enter the other world, and comes back with the memory intact to have her revenge. Never did she expect of choosing the worst villain of all. A character in a book where she killed the Empress and her unborn child. Worst, the male lead was reborn time after time with his memory intact. His grudge still hung on torturing the villainess. Even more worst, the ML was a split image of her long-time crush. ----- "Do you hate me that much?" As soon as the question was raised, a table lamp flew past through the said person, smashing against the wall behind him. "More than enough to kill you right now." The female figure responded with nothing but hatred and disgust in her tone. Her jewel eyes that glow under the dark never left her gaze on the other male person who was sitting on her opposite. ----- The male lead wasn't the only one Aera had to put a guard on but even other characters when one after the other began to make an appearance. The more the flow gets out of the plot the more twisted it gets. Her only goal was to survive so she could go back home.  P.S:- English is not my first language and I am weak in grammar. I'll be happy to receive either a critics or feedback or comments...^-^ Please do give it a read till chapter 3 or above to get the clear picture.

"Let's get married!" When those words came out of the beautiful CEO's mouth, Li Chen felt dizzy!

Zend Wolfled, a fallen nobleman known to the world as the most hated man in the world. And the main villain in a famous romantic fantasy novel. He was feared and hated because of what Zend had done so far without knowing what caused Zend to do these things. Zend has a secret that the world doesn't know that he is a Reincarnator and Tranmigrator. Zend knows that he is a villain character from a romantic fantasy novel, but he lives on his own terms. In the end, Zend only lived as a name labeled a villain by the whole world. Until the day comes, Zend was the last human to survive the appearance of The Evil One. The Evil One and The Angel saw the potential in Zend and sent Zend back to time Zend younger, second change- In this life, Zend will be the hero and villain of this romantic novel once again. Zend will engage with this entire world. Meet Transmigration, Reincarnated, 7 Sins, 12 Color, 6 disaster and Apostle. Zend Wolfled regret, hatred, anger, sadness and revenge will begin once again...

[As escaped bride x a cold and domineering CEO husband] This was a risk that came at the cost of sincerity. What would you do if your husband did not love you and hid secrets from you? "Get out!" A deep and cold voice suddenly exploded in her ears, sounding especially unhappy. “Get lost!” That person's voice was cold and sinister. In the few years they spent time together, all he ever said to her was to harshly chase her away as if she were something dirty. On the other hand, she chose to continue throwing herself into his arms because other than love, there were more important things awaiting her. She wanted to establish a horizon she could call her own. Five years later, Aria Grant returned to the country to investigate the truth behind her sister's death. She even brought back the precious daughter born of him and her. After returning to the country, she found out that her elder sister's death was closely related to George Flack. To find out the truth behind her sister's death, what kind of entanglement would occur between the two? How would they choose between love and hate?

(MATURE CONTENT) "Julian, what is the first night? People say, it is the night that most lovers await after marriage. What did you do that night?". ...................................................... Qiara Larez is a 17 year old girl who has a beautiful face. She has a dream to become a famous person in the future. However, a will threw her into the marriage with the young master who was her sister's future husband. "Getting married? Is Mama crazy? Qiara has just turned 17 years old and has a lot of dreams. Should I marry a man who is twelve years older than me?". Tears rolled down Qiara's face, because she did not expect that her mother would ask for things that were never imagined. "At least, you got married first. After that you can divorce and continue your dream!". Her mother answered without emotion. Young Master Julian Al Vero is the heir to the JJ Group whose name always fills the first pages of internet sites and magazines. He is handsome and powerful to the point where many women are crazy, but not Qiara, who has high ambitions, wants to become a famous gamer and painter. For Qiara, Julian is just a dust that is not important and of course she really hates it because he has taken away her youth. "This is just a secret marriage!". Said Julian with a cold expression because he was also forced to do this marriage. Married to a little girl is he crazy ?. "Fine, I'll marry you!". Qiara replied, grinning disdainfully at Julian. Will Qiara be able to make her dream come true and divorce Julian as she wishes? Or maybe the other way around ?. ~ Part Two ~ Because she wants to live a better life, Qiara is forced to disguise herself as someone else and hide her identity. Unfortunately, when she wanted to meet her son, she was not even recognized even though she had already told him that she was his mother. Besides that, her half-siblings are always looking for trouble with her and trying to take away what she has. This is the sweet and bitter story of a teenager who is not yet married and has high dreams of becoming famous but is forced to be tied in the net of marriage. If you like this story, keep it in your library. And if you think this story is very interesting, then ask for your support by giving a power stone so that I will be excited to publish the story. Thank you! Enjoy! Also read my other works! 1. Come And Hug Me 2. Flowers Of Evil. 3. Flash Marriage With Perfect Result. 4. Marriage To An Heir Instagram. @azzahra_tina

Elk Takeda, an overworked and undervalued office worker, has spent years enduring a soul-crushing job and toxic bosses. His life takes a surprising turn when he rescues a discarded, damaged robot named Celeste, a highly advanced artificial intelligence designed to serve but cast aside after failing to meet her previous owner's cruel expectations. Elk repairs her, and in gratitude, Celeste dedicates herself to his happiness, becoming his loving and devoted partner. As they navigate their life together, Celeste works tirelessly to create a haven for Elk, caring for him with unwavering devotion and offering the unconditional love he’s longed for. Their bond deepens as Elk begins to rediscover joy and hope, but the shadow of Celeste’s creator, Damian Wolfe, looms over them. The egotistical and abusive billionaire is determined to reclaim Celeste, viewing her as his property. While Elk faces daily challenges at work, including harassment and betrayal, he finds solace in Celeste’s presence. However, their love is tested when Damian begins to close in on them, sparking a series of tense confrontations. Through it all, Elk and Celeste’s bond grows stronger, proving that love and loyalty can thrive even in the face of adversity. Together, they begin building a life that neither of them ever thought possible. [3-4 chapters a week]

I was called bad luck by my family and I decided to leave to a place nobody knows me. And now I have a beautiful wife who have a hidden identity (or maybe more). Read more to know about Alexander and his wife's secret

Reeling from the shame, anger, embarrassment of his break up with the love of his life publicly, Kieran White had gotten involved with a common waitress at the pub he visited. They had hit it off and soon had a one night stand that led to them signing a contract marriage of five years so Kieran could head his family's business. What Edwina Hall had thought was a dream come true soon came shattering with a reality so blindly forced into her face when her husband asked her to sign the divorce papers he presented to her. Devastated, she had signed the papers and had left her cold-hearted ex-husband alone only to realize that she was pregnant with his son. Five years later, the duo crossed part in the most unlikely places and this time, the tables had turned as Kieran would do anything to get Edwina to notice him and most importantly, be with him again. Would Edwina continue to feign indifference to the man who had her heart and the father of her son or would she ignore him and move on with someone else?

[Warning: R18+] "Her Greatest Revenge--Seduce him, Break his marriage, Steal his fortune, and lastly... DUMP him." ***** Sabrina Williams' life crumbles after discovering her husband's deceit and the underhanded acquisition of her family's fortune. Presumed dead after a tragic incident, Sabrina reemerges five years later with a new identity and a burning hunger for revenge. Her return sparks romantic chaos amongst the CEO's inner circle, a dazzling array of handsome bachelors vying for her attention. Sabrina Williams finds herself at the center of a romantic whirlwind with unexpected contenders– her protective best friend, a powerful Mafia Boss, and her possessive ex-husband. The stage is set for a pulsating tug-of-war—a clash of love and revenge with emotions running high. The players are all in, and the game is just getting started! ***** When her scandal with her Ex-husband spreads on the internet, bashers curse her tagging her as Shameless Mistress, Worthless Homewrecker, and Evil Slut... however several mighty bachelors unite to defend her. CEO of Top Fashion Company: "Haters go to hell! PS: to those models who antagonized my Goddess, I hereby take our brand sponsorship from them." President of the Largest Entertainment Company: "Fake news! We will take legal action for slandering my Goddess! Artists who cursed her will be banned from my company." Vice Chairman of Biggest Hotel and Resort Company: "Shut up, Bashers! Don't ever step in one of our hotels and resorts!" Domineering Mafia Boss: "Back off! Erase those malicious comments, or else my gang will hunt you down. I'll kill everyone who dares ridicule my Queen! Everyone: "..." Then a confession comment suddenly pops up amidst the chaos. FL's Best friend: "Everyone can hate you but I'll always be there for you. Sabby... I love you... I've been loving you since our childhood years... My first love... and my last." Her ex-husband can no longer stay quiet and declares to the public. Possessive Ex-husband: "She's not my mistress. She's my legal wife." FL Friend Lanny: "Legal Wife your Ass! Crazy Jerk just die!"

She got to know her because of the pain, and because of her, she was hurt even more deeply. Badly hurt, she finally left with a broken heart and flew alone to a distant place to heal her wounds. Since then, she no longer gave anything to anyone and restrained herself from being moved by love. Half a year later, when she was on the plane returning from a business trip, by chance, she saved a man named Quan Zhengxun, a core figure in the head office, with her blood due to an accident. In a daze, Quan Zhengxun sensed that she was about to leave. With all his strength, he reached out and grasped her hand as she was about to turn around and leave. "What's your name? I haven't thanked you yet!" She gave him a cold glance. With empty eyes, she left without sending any message. Before his eyes went completely dark, her pretty face was engraved in his heart. When they accidentally met again in the company, her calmness and steadiness surprised him, and at the same time, he became curious about her. After the reunion, believing it was fate, he began to pursue her vigorously. However, it didn't seem to go very smoothly. Her indifference always had the ability to make him, the smiling prince, so angry that he roared with fury. Her patience, on the other hand, made his heart ache faintly, and he couldn't bear to be too harsh on her. At the ball, seeing her playing and singing, he was deeply attracted to her. Gradually, he found that there were a group of annoying guys around her, which made him very unhappy! So he simply confessed his love to her all at once. Unexpectedly, she rolled her eyes and fainted. God! He didn't expect his confession to have such an effect! Under his series of pursuits, she didn't dare to face the feelings in her heart and didn't dare to accept this luxury. She forced herself to pretend to be cold. She had never dared to tell him her difficulties. Her vocal cords could only last until she was twenty-four years old, and this year she just turned twenty-four. When the symptoms gradually showed up, she cried alone at night. She admitted that she had fallen in love with him, but he was so outstanding. Would he be willing to marry her, a mute bride? Before she had time to tell him the truth, she was won over by him, and their love was witnessed by everyone. She secretly prayed to God, asking for three more days so that she could keep the memories with him-----

As a kid, Grandma's stories were all about a lovesick maid and a prince, thwarted by a villain who never quit. But here I am, waking up in a princess gown that weighs a ton, with flaming red hair and eyes like bling-bling. Seriously, universe? Turns out, I'm Meredia Seraphine Valtoria, the forgettable princess of Dukedom Saltorra. The punchline? I'm already dead in this story, a ghostly cameo before it even starts! Thanks, fate. But no more Miss Nice Princess. Royalty? Nah. Impending doom? Not my scene. With the finesse of a startled squirrel, I'm hightailing it-from that pesky villain and this ridiculous plotline.

Harper Wilson, a beautiful YouTuber, attractive woman, and very skilled writer, leads a seemingly uncomplicated life on the road with her campervan, documenting her travels and thrilling her loyal subscribers. But unknown to her followers, Harper have a secret that only a select few are privy to—she is married to Rachel Lee, the beautiful, stunning, with amazing smile, and very famous K-pop idol. Behind the glitz and glamour of Rachel's public persona lies a deeply personal and private life that she guards fiercely. Amidst the glimmering world of fame, Rachel and Harper have discovered a haven where they have nurtured a secret bond shielded from the intrusive gaze of the public. They carefully manage through the complexities of their different worlds, where the vibrant of celebrity clashes with the peacefulness of a nomadic life. However, Harper and Rachel face a devastating decision as the unforeseen danger of discovery approaches. Will they dare to expose the truth, potentially putting Rachel's career and their precious relationship at stake? Or will they continue to live in the shadows, protecting their fragile yet profound connection?

Lila Hart is not interested in gold and prestige instead of appreciating the world of which she is part already, she is tired of her picture-perfect marriage. An outburst of emotions follows after she starts an illicit romance with her husband most cute and vibes giving secretary. However, as the lovers draw closer, Lila learns a disturbing revelation which could fracture her universe. Lila becomes pregnant and is caught in a web between the man she promised fidelity to and the man who now burns through her heart and she knows that one decision could rip her life apart.

Faridah Hamilton, fiercely independent, and Kyle Greyson, dependable and family-oriented, are forced to meet due to their parents' promise to marry them off. As sparks of desire and conflict fly, Faridah’s need for freedom clashes with Kyle’s longing for stability. Will they fulfill their parents’ wish or risk breaking the promise to chase their own desires?

MMA player is my wife i can't believe my partner (wife) is MMA Player

Present life Lily Rylan's life is turned into a nightmare when her stepmom, Viviana, calls her on phone on her wedding day, speaking with a hint of malice in her voice, tells her not to enter the wedding venue, instead instructing her to return home immediately. "Don't come to the wedding hall," her stepmother Viviana says, her words dripping with venom. This shocking command is just the beginning of a day filled with betrayal and heartbreak. As Lily arrives at the family manor, she pays the taxi driver, who immediately congratulates her, wishing "Lily a happy marriage." This makes Lily feel weird, and she quickly steps out of the taxi, raising her beautiful wedding gown. "Thank you," she says, smiling brightly, despite already feeling nervous. Walking from the gate, Lily's stunning wedding gown is on full display. The beautiful, big manor looms before her, complete with a fountain of water at its center. As she enters the manor's parlour, she's met with an elegant yet tense atmosphere. Her mother's picture is discarded in the least viewed spot - a secluded spot which is hardly seen in the parlour wall, while her stepmother's pictures are all over the walls, featuring her father intimately standing, holding her, and her stepsister, Liliana, by her side, smiling brightly. Lily still feels disgusted by them and immediately looks away, taking out her handkerchief and cleaning her eyes, as if she's seen something dirty. She's pulled from her thoughts by her stepmother walking down the staircase, followed by her father. "You called me home, stepmother Viviana? Is it anything serious?" Lily asks, her voice laced with concern. "How many times should I tell you to call her mother, but never mind for now," her father says, his voice firm but laced with a hint of annoyance. Her stepmother Viviana continues, beaming happily, "Your fiancé was drunk during your engagement after you left, saying you had something important to attend to. Now, we thought about it and finally want to tell you they were drugged and slept together. You don’t want your stepsister to be sad or give birth outside marriage, we won’t allow it. You have to allow her to marry him. No one knows how you currently look like now, so allow your sister to marry her husband."her father stated and continued his statement "He's the father of her unborn child, you have to understand," her stepmother immediately smiled brightly smirking at her happily. A sad smile is etched across Lily's face because they're only telling her this so she won't embarrass them by going to the wedding hall, which would be made impossible. Her father's eyes narrow, his voice cold. "You will do as we say, Lily. You will step aside and allow Liliana to marry Zayn." Lily's eyes flash with anger. "What if she has been with him for a long time, or even if he's not the father of the baby?" she spits, her voice venomous. Her stepsister, Liliana, smirks, and Lily retorts, "Her slutty mom gave birth to a slut like herself." This makes everyone gasp, and even the maids quickly escape from the family quarrel, not wanting to hear what would lead to their death. Lily's father immediately delivers a hard slap on her face, making his five fingers appear on her face. "You ungrateful wench," he growls angrily. Lily wipes the blood off, raises her head, and looks at her father scornfully. "You're just trying to cover up your own mistakes," she says, her voice cold. "You did the same thing, that's why you feel it's normal, right?" She says mockingly. Her father is about to hit her again when Liliana steps forward, saying, "Dad, no, don’t hit her again. I can understand how hurt she feels." lily and her husband moments shush I don’t want others to hear this sweet sound from you my white rose do you know how surprised I am you are finally mine lily this made lily shudder not with fear but in a sweet way coz his look said it all

Legend speaks of the mad king, a man whose power could effortlessly shake mountains, summon tornadoes and tame the fiercest of beasts with a single glance. Some claim he used his great power for evil others claim that fear and envy drove the nations to unite against him. In the end, their combined strength brought him down, but with his final breath, he casted a spell that would ensure he returned to the world once more. Centuries later, Ayasha’s life changes forever on the day of her awakening. Marked as the bearer of the Mad King’s legacy, she becomes a target for those who fear her potential as his vessel and guarded by those who believe she is their salvation . Pursued relentlessly, she is forced into a desperate act of magic that leaves her body behind and her soul transmigrates into a battered body of a slave in the lower realm. In this world, magic is suppressed and a mysterious plague spreads across the land, mutating the strong and killing the weak. The native survivors are driven into brutal conflicts over the last fertile lands. Ayasha must uncovers the truth behind the plague, go against her destiny as a vessel and find a way to return home before all she loves is lost. Every step she takes inches her closer to a power that could potentially destroy the world… or save it.

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENTS AND SLOW BURN] Suzy, a 21st century real estate agent woman, finds herself inexplicably transported to a ruthless noble family in a bygone era. Thrust into the role of the ostracized Cassandra, Suzy grapples with navigating courtly intrigue and a loveless arranged marriage to a cold, by the book, calculating Duke, Ryan. As a mysterious figure surfaces, threatening the kingdom, Ryan is tasked on investigating the happenings around. Suzy uncovers a web of secrets that challenge everything she thought she knew about Cassandra. Can they solve the historical puzzle while facing their growing feelings for each other (the Duke who is already becoming head over heels for her) in a world determined to keep them apart? Dive into this captivating slow-burn romance woven with historical intrigue and suspenseful mystery. [SPOILER: He fell first, fell harder, fell madder and she fell later.]

[Interstellar+Spiritual Power+Pure Romance+Marriage First, Love After+Livestreaming+Gourmet Food+Disguises] Reborn overnight, Qu Tong cried to death; her vast wealth was gone, and she even ended up owing a billion in taxes. Stuck with a cheap husband her cousin didn't want who can't have children? Rarely comes home? And throws in an entire planet to boot? Qu Tong wondered if there could be such good fortune? She carefully guarded her full fertility value, perfunctorily yet sincerely playing the role of a big shot's dainty wife. She grew energy fruits and vegetables, fed them on schedule, and incidentally improved the food for the entire squad by taking care of their home. The Insect Clan attacked, His Highness was injured, ditching class to visit, pah! To check in. His Highness was too aloof; unable to charm him after a long time, she went online searching for strategies and even inquired about how to reasonably inherit all of her husband's wealth in the case of divorce. The next day, Si Yuting glanced at the top search trends, then looked at his guilt-ridden dainty wife and laughed, "That's difficult, considering I'm just divorced, not dead." Well-behaved and clever in front of others, behind their backs she did nothing of the sort. When her shop was reported, she cursed everyone who dissed her in the comment section one by one and blocked them all, leaving the netizens stunned: "Who taught her to curse like that?!!" In the academy competition, the enemy lacked honor, ganging up to bully the weak; Qu Tong pulled out a potion, directly turned the tables, and kicked them all out of the competition—no one can play me for a fool. When encountering a Star Thief, Qu Tong reassured everyone, "Don't panic, I'll go reason with them." Then she single-handedly drove her mecha, cornering the Star Thief: "This is a robbery, hand over everything valuable." ... One day. Qu Tong, holding her medical report, asked, "If I say I can reproduce asexually, would you believe me?" "Guess."

Introduction This is a story about twins reincarnated in another world, Varden and Rezekiel, who are supposed to be princes of the Elf Kingdom. This is a story about the fight between Varden and Rezekiel. Read how Rezekiel(villain) wins against Varden (hero), breaking this world's laws and angering the Heavens. Rezekiel is blessed with a system to aid in his journey as a villain. Ding!! [Host has gained 1,000,000 exp] Ding!! [Host has obtained Mythical Level Secret Arcane Arts Volume I] Ding!! [Host has mastered Illusion Magic] ... Read how Rezekiel rises to the top as the most powerful villain in the history of cultivation, learns powerful techniques, and soon overcomes his immortal feud with Varden. Pls, vote if you want more. Stay tuned for more I'll be updating the synopsis as the story progresses. I'm a newbie writer so please bear with me.

i am just a nobody who loves reading novels and now I am just so fed up with the romance between the male lead ans the femle lead. no matter how mny times I change the novel it's always the same plot but I lkied what I am reading right now until the last chapter unfolds it selt and u got to know that the fucking villain killed my baby second male lead. just when I was thinking about it and riding a bycycle a car rushed towards me and Boom I opend my eyes in a white room and a cat flying in air and it asked me if I want to go to inside my favourite novle... WHO DOESN'T WANT TO MEET HIS FAVOURITE CHARACTERS.... but little did I know that I would become the Villainess and also the wife the villain whom I hayed the most. i looked at the man in the dark basement who was covered in filth and dirt muddy clothes and scratches my hair in confusion wah! don't tell me this is really the original villain... jsut the some memories flashed in my head that made my head hurt like hell and I remember THE FUCK HE IS MY HUSBAND!!!!!!

Si Elyssa, nagmahal at nasaktan sa maling tao. Sa muling pagbubukas ba ng kanyang puso, maling tao na naman kaya ang iibigin niya? Si Alyjah, nasaktan sa kinahinatnan ng kanyang ina. Poot at galit ang itinanim niya sa kanyang puso. Mababago kaya ito ng isang wagas na pagmamahal? Si Lauro, nagmahal kahit pamilyado. Gustong balikan ang babaeng sa kanya'y bumuo. Lahat sila ay pag-uugnayin ng isang kasal. Ngunit may mas malalim pa palang ugnayan ang unti-unting mabububungkal. Sanga-sangang pag-ibig. Sanga-sangang problema. Anong magiging bukas nila? Kaya ba nilang magpaubaya at magmahal nang buo, kung nababalot sila ng misteryo at sikreto? Sino ang magtatamo ng kaligayahan? Sino ang malulugmok sa kalungkutan? Mapapalaya kaya sila ng isang wagas na pagmamahalan?

FRESH CHAPTERS EVERYDAY " I love you Leo. " Myra confessed to him after gathering the energy to speak. " I am not interested ! " Leo replied rudely. " Why ? Am I not attractive enough ? " She questioned not believing. " I am not like those other men..If you think that you can use your beauty to get everything, You are wrong. " Leo answered and left her there. Myra a young 22 years girl is in love with Leo her bodyguard. Besides being very beautiful and a billionaires daughter, Leo rejects her because he thinks that she is very proud and arrogant. But later he learns her and realizes that she is very kind and generous beyond her beauty. And he eventually falls in love with her.. Read the novel to enjoy the full Story

Ren, an ordinary young man, had spent his entire life working tirelessly just to survive. Finally, after years of endless grind, he was granted a long-awaited vacation from his demanding company. Excited to embark on a trip with his coworkers, Ren felt for the first time that he was about to enjoy life. But fate had other plans. The night before his vacation, a tragic accident involving a truck cut his life short. Or so he thought. Instead of meeting his end, Ren awakens in a new world, reincarnated as the villain in his favorite novel—a story he once enjoyed reading but abandoned midway. The reason? The villain, despite committing no true evil, met a tragic and unjust end at the hands of the hero and heroine. Now thrust into the role of this doomed villain, Ren must navigate the dangerous world of the novel. With the weight of his new identity and the knowledge of his grim fate, Ren is faced with a choice: follow the villain’s original path to destruction or carve out a new destiny for himself. In this second chance at life, Ren is determined to break free from the chains of the narrative and forge a future on his own terms. Will he outsmart the plot that seeks to end him, or will he find a way to change the story entirely? Only time will tell in this tale of defiance, redemption, and self-discovery.

She is a work freak Emma Rose, who had a one night stand with the most famous bachelor and CEO of Z.N Group, Alec Qinn. He is every woman's fantasy but not for someone like Emma. Alec is known to be a cold ruthless man who doesn't give a care in the world, only those closest to him knows the kind of past he went through and what led him to become what he was now. Alec coincidentally crosses paths with Emma at a board meeting in Paris. Emma remembered him from their last encounter a month ago, she doesn't remember much from that unfaithful night. She remembers being disappointed and drowning herself in alcohol at a business party, the next thing was waking up in a strange man's bed in a hotel suite. On the other hand Alec felt a rush of curiosity towards Emma which he has never felt towards any woman. She tried everything not to meet his burning gaze but it was fetal. NOTE: this story is strictly R18+ consists of strong language, sex, nudity extra.

The Fox Demon Bride i walk up and i see my wife tale on her butt....