Santa Banta Comedy Jokes

Seorang Roh Firman kecil melakukan perjalanan melintasi waktu. Yan Suisui, umpan meriam dan saudara perempuan konyol yang berubah menjadi pahlawan wanita dalam novel Koi. Dia berasal dari ibu yang sama, tetapi adik perempuannya telah mencuri peruntungannya, dan dia adalah bintang keberuntungan kecil yang disukai oleh kelompok di ibu kota. Dan dia menjadi bintang bencana. Dia dikirim ke pedesaan dan menjalani kehidupan yang bodoh. Seluruh desa dibantai dan hidupnya sengsara. Ketiga saudara laki-laki dari keluarga ayah angkatnya meninggal tanpa tempat pemakaman. Anak kembar lahir dari kelahiran yang sama, namun mempunyai nasib yang berbeda. Yan Suisui meletakkan tangannya di pinggulnya, dan kata-katanya menjadi kenyataan, dan kata-katanya mengikuti aturan, menunjukkan siapa yang tersambar petir. Dia ingin mengubah nasib semua orang! Ambil kembali keberuntunganmu! Pada hari dia dibawa kembali ke ibu kota, seluruh ibu kota sudah tidak sabar menunggu untuk melihat leluconnya. Tetapi siapa sangka bahwa kakak laki-laki tertua yang malang itu adalah menteri utama termuda di dinasti tersebut. Kakak kedua sudah menjadi jenderal yang menjaga dinasti. Saudara ketiga mengendalikan lumbung dunia! Tiran yang menyendiri itu berdiri dengan hati-hati di gerbang kota, menunggu leluhur kecilnya pulang.

Dunia dimana vampire berkuasa, muncul suatu orakel atau ramalan masa depan bahwa mereka akan lenyap ditangan salah satu ras mereka sendiri, namun mereka menganggap orakel ini hanyalah ancaman belaka, di suatu sisi orakel ini memiliki harapan untuk ras lain karena lelah dengan kekuasaan dan kekejaman vampire mereka mulai mengembangkan alkimia dan alat" untuk memerangangi vampire. Kai yang mulanya seorang manusia yang kehidupan damai dengan keluarganya di suatu desa manusia menjadi berbanding terbalik ketika usianya 11 tahun, sekerombolan vampire mendatangi desanya dan membantai habis seluruh desa manusia itu termasuk keluarga Kai. Melihat ini kai berusaha melawan dengan mengigit kaki vampire itu. Katanya, jika kamu meminum darah vampire maka akan menjadi bagian dari mereka. Kai lupa dengan itu, dia hanya mengerahkan tubuhnya untuk berfikir mengalahkan vampire itu. Vampire yang kakinya digigit oleh Kai menarik kerah baju kai dan menatapnya “Oi, manusia bodoh. Apa kau begitu ingin menjadi budakku? Jika kau meminum darah Vampire maka kau bukan manusia lagi." Ucapnya sembari tertawa terbahak. Akankah Kai bisa membalaskan dendam keluarga dan semua orang di desanya?

Guys here is my pitch..... In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat? Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird. To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos. Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential. John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool. But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded. Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline. Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure. Of course No-harem!

Manabu is an ordinary Japanese citizen and student, often engrossed in reading books. On most days, he spends his time either studying or playing with friends. However, one winter, his town is shaken by the arrival of a serial killer, known by the ominous name "Mr. Santa Claus." Tragically, one of Manabu’s close friends, Naomi, becomes one of the killer’s victims. Lucifer is a thrilling drama series that delves deep into the darkest aspects of human nature, providing viewers with a profound understanding of these complex and sinister tendencies.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace. 12/22/24 I've had some technical and creative difficulties writing for the past few days. But I assure you, as long as people keep reading this and I don't get too many bad reviews, I will keep writing this.

A sexy man dies while bravely fighting terrorists, only to wake up in a mysterious world filled with glowing balls of different colours, strange dungeons, and white beings. This story is packed with comedy, thrilling adventures, and unforgettable moments.

Princess Violet, fell deeply in love with prince Liam. Follow them on their journey through family histories, and drama. This is an attempted romantic comedy. Completed

Chifuyu’s life is flipped upside down when he’s brought into the world of hunters and vampires. His tale will bring happiness, laughter, sadness, and pain to himself as well as those around him. A new journey begins. *** Hello to all those reading and thank you for taking the time to check out my series. This is my first story that I'm posting online and I am serious about writing Vampire Legacy to be the best it can be. Though I do need to make clear that the first 100-200 chapters will be a mix of comedy and serious arcs. This will be a fantasy action story just as much as a comedy/slice of life story until the true plot kicks in. I plan to go all in with the comedy, then when we get to a certain turning point, the breaks will not stop with 13 long continuous serious arcs that will go until the finale. This novel will definitely be at least 500 chapters. I hope you all stay and see what I have to offer. *The cover is fanart for the anime The Case Study of Vanitas. I’m using it instead of the basic book cover until I draw the key visual myself.*

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

A family, still reeling from the loss of their grandmother, returns to their ancestral home for Christmas, only to discover that the house holds a dark and sinister secret. As they try to unravel the mystery, they're stalked by a malevolent entity that's been awakened by their presence. But just when all hope seems lost, Santa Claus arrives to save the day, banishing the entity and bringing peace back to the family.

¿Dominación mundial? ¿Guerras santa-demoníaca? ¿ser el próximo héroe que salvará al mundo o el peor Rey Demonio que existirá en este mundo? ¡¡¿CÓMO SI ESAS COSAS ME IMPORTARAN?!!, ¡¡PRIMERO SOBREVIVIRÉ A SER UN LOBO!!. Con esa mentalidad, esté pequeño lobo se embarcó a vagar por el mundo en busca de los misterios de su reencarnación en este oscuro mundo. https: //discord.com/ invite/pvvZAAM5Jr

In the Infinity Realm, there are three echelons: Mount Olympus, where the Divine gods dwell; Mount Lyrota, where the Celestial gods guide the Earthly realm, and the Underworld, where demons and banished gods reside. Every Celestial god has a purpose, except Santaliel. Isolated and unsure of his place, he remains the only one yet to discover his role. When his friend Lyrx takes him to the Earthly realm, he makes a startling discovery: unlike other gods, humans can see and touch him. This revelation pushes him deeper into confusion as he searches for answers about his identity and his inability to access his celestial aura. As he struggles to fit into the Infinity Realm, Santaliel becomes entangled with a human who alters his fate. Will he be able to navigate his feelings for her while also dealing with his powerful siblings, who disdain him, and an unseen enemy waging war between the Underworld, and his home on Mount Lyrota? Santaliel must uncover his celestial aura and purpose, face the lurking evil, and balance the forces between realms,or risk losing everything. *The names used in the story has no relation to the original owners of the name *This work is for the purpose of entertainment *Add the book to your library,sit back and enjoy the story

A librarian, amoral and indifferent, is taken into a book, The Inferno. There, he must ascend to the top of Hell, facing the seven deadly sins and the authorities of Hell. Rating: 18+ Trigger Warning. Extremely Explicit and Brutal. A Representation of Hell. Based on: Dante's Divine Comedy and the Apocalypse of Peter. (If you wish to preserve your sanity, do not read.)

Kan, a newly recruited investigator in the Criminal Investigation Bureau (CIB), is thrown into the deep end on his first day with the unsettling Jigsaw Case. The killer's modus operandi is leaving cryptic messages through meticulously arranged jigsaw puzzles at crime scenes, taunting the authorities and daring them to piece together the clues before more lives are lost. Teamed up with his sardonic yet endearing partner, Officer Jenkins, Kan navigates the dark and twisted world of this demented game master. The duo's investigation takes them through eerie crime scenes, quirky puzzle shops, and into the mind of a killer who sees murder as a sinister puzzle to be solved. Along the way, Jenkins’ relentless humor keeps spirits high, even as the stakes grow increasingly dire. As the clues lead them to an iconic clock tower, Kan and Jenkins discover an unexpected ally in an amateur sleuth obsessed with the case. Together, they delve deeper into the Jigsaw Killer's psyche, racing against time to prevent the next gruesome tableau. Their journey is fraught with tension and danger, but also peppered with camaraderie and laughter, proving that even in the darkest of times, a well-timed joke can be a light in the gloom. In "Pieces of Laughter and Death," Kan must not only solve a killer's deadly puzzles but also learn to navigate the peculiar dynamics of his new team. Through a blend of mystery, horror, and comedy, this novel explores the balance between finding the humor in life’s darkest moments and the determination to bring a ruthless killer to justice.

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

Meet the Whimsy family, a one-of-a-kind crew where chaos and comedy go hand-in-hand! From Grandma’s DIY rocket experiments to Dad’s obsession with becoming a viral TikTok chef, every day is a laugh riot.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

Zara, cewek yang udah muak banget dengan kencan buta, akhirnya memutuskan untuk coba lagi. Tapi, kencan kali ini beda banget. Bukannya ketemu cowok keren dan romantis, dia malah bertemu Dylan—cowok santai yang lebih suka ngomongin kopi daripada tentang hubungan serius. Tapi entah kenapa, ada sesuatu yang bikin Zara makin penasaran. Sifat Dylan yang chill dan misterius bikin dia bingung, apalagi sikapnya yang kadang datar banget. Tapi, siapa sangka, pertemuan mereka yang canggung malah bikin cerita jadi seru banget! Akan seperti apa hubungan mereka yang penuh tawa, salah paham, dan pastinya, drama? Apakah akhirnya Zara bakal jatuh cinta atau malah ketawa terus sepanjang waktu?

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

Berpenampilan lugu namun sebenarnya pengacara yang licik Omega (gong) x Petugas polisi yang lembut dan jujur ​​Alpha (shou) Pertemuan pertama Nie Zihang dan Yu Jingxuan terjadi di kantor polisi pada larut malam. Karena kekasih omeganya telah berselingkuh dengan alpha, dia melemparkan bola ekstrak feromon pekat ke dalam restoran hot pot yang penuh sesak. Dia harus memberi tahu kekasihnya bahwa semua alfa adalah hewan liar yang tidak bisa membedakan teman dan musuh saat mereka merasakan feromon. Ceritanya diakhiri dengan dia diinterogasi oleh seorang petugas polisi yang, meskipun suaranya lembut dan wajahnya mungil, ternyata dia juga seorang alpha. "Tuan Nie, sebagai pengacara, bukankah menurutmu melanggar hukum dengan sengaja itu buruk?” Alpha bertanya padanya. Nie Zihang dengan santai melemparkan rekaman video kejadian tersebut sambil tersenyum. “Sesuai UU Perlindungan ABO, tindakanku sah sebagai pembelaan diri. Petugas Yu, kau tidak boleh menunjukkan sikap pilih kasih yang tidak berprinsip kepada orang yang melakukan kesalahan hanya karena dia seorang alpha, oke?" Sang alpha dengan sopan melepaskannya. Dia berasumsi masalahnya sudah selesai hingga keesokan harinya, ketika seseorang yang dikenalnya tiba di firma hukum tersebut. Yu Jingxuan yang berpakaian santai memasuki kantornya dan merenung, “Tuan Nie memiliki rasa permusuhan yang kuat terhadap alpha. Apakah kau keberatan jika aku meminta bantuanmu untuk menggugat mantan pacar? Aku ingin reputasinya turun.” Nie Zihang mengangkat alisnya. "Oh? Informasi lebih lanjut akan sangat kami hargai.” Baru kemudian dia mengetahui bahwa Yu Jingxuan juga terlibat dalam hubungan AA. Mantan pacarnya juga pernah selingkuh dengan omega. Karena AO adalah jalan yang benar, kenapa kita tidak mencobanya? Bagaimanapun, jenis kelaminnya juga bertepatan.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Ryan James is a monster hunter with a dark secret, in this horror action adventure comedy set in a world where the government regulates monster hunting

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

Li Wei, a modern-day office worker, has always dreamed of being reincarnated into a world of cultivation, where he could wield unimaginable power and live out epic adventures. However, when he gets his wish and wakes up in the body of a lowly sect master in a world full of martial arts and spiritual energy, he quickly realizes that his new life is far from glorious. Transmigrated into the Xuanwu Sect, located in a region with weak spiritual energy and nearly nonexistent resources, Li Wei is tasked with revitalizing the sect and leading it to greatness. But there’s one problem—he knows absolutely nothing about cultivation, leadership, or even how to keep a disciple from laughing at his ridiculous attempts at training. With the help of the mysterious Strongest Sectmaster System, Li Wei must complete difficult tasks, unlock rewards, and grow the sect from the ground up. The problem? He’s completely underprepared, hilariously unqualified, and surrounded by powerful cultivators who are way out of his league. From facing hilarious challenges, mishaps, and an army of eccentric disciples, Li Wei will have to navigate this new world with humor, wit, and maybe a little luck. Can he turn his weak sect into a powerful force? Or will his clumsy leadership become the stuff of legend? One thing's for sure—this journey will be anything but boring.

In a cyberpunk world where gaming is the prime occupation, a gamer girl degrades into becoming a Hentai Heroine for survival, and discovers a great mystery regarding the world. Genre: Mature, R18, Incest, Manipulation, R@pe, Comedy, Romance, Superpowers, System, Action, (Honestly idk which direction this story will go to.)

well... we all have seen a MC, die to a truck and get teleported to a magical world... what if the reverse happens, what if our boring main character dosen't die, but, meets someone from an isekai what if his romantic comedy dose'nt get wicked in another world, what if his romantic comedy gets wicked by an another world. Read how Aravasū ikari's world got flipped upside down because of his wicked Romcom