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THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN'T EVEN

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"
1617_Ranjit_singh · 8.2K Views

The King of Parody: Summoned as a Hero but Ended Up Married to 7 Waifu

Akira Usagi was your average otaku agent 007: 0 girlfriends, 0 social life, 7 anime per day. His only goal was to finish his seasonal waifu tier list… Until he got accidentally summoned by Uzaki, a god(dess)? of questionable gender and even more questionable budget. Now Akira is the King of Faraluz, a kingdom so bankrupt even the castle ghosts are on strike. Together with his loyal(?) maid Cecilia — a vampire with a mood-switching coin — Akira must recruit 7 genre-broken waifus to rebuild the nation… and hopefully pay for his living expenses. With stupid missions, magical tax evasion, and ecchi encounters that defy logic, Akira will learn that being king of parody might be worse than being a harem protagonist. And he didn’t even ask for either. “A story of love, poverty, and irresponsible magical decisions.” WARNING (Because Apparently We Need One) This novel is a parody. Yes. Shocking. We know. Nothing in here is serious. Not the plot, not the characters, not even the author’s notes. If you’re expecting deep lore, consistent worldbuilding, or respectful treatment of femboys... well, we have bad news and a sarcastic fairy. We take zero responsibility if you: Lose faith in humanity Start speaking in tsundere Develop sudden emotional attachment to magical tax forms This story contains nonsense, fourth-wall violations, and budget explosions. Proceed only if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, or cry into your body pillow. You have been warned. Now let the chaos begin.
DanteTachibana · 11.1K Views

Everytime I Beat my Meat, I level Up

In a future where all pornography is banned and self-pleasure is a crime, one young man must master the ancient, forbidden martial art of Gooning to avenge his father… one stroke at a time. Ben Dover never asked for this life. He was just a kid trying to survive in a repressed society ruled by the iron grip of the Purity Act—a global initiative that erased all erotic media and punished pleasure with prison or death. But when his father, a secret archivist of lost smut, is murdered by the shadowy martial sect known as the High Goon Council, Ben discovers a hidden world beneath society’s squeaky-clean surface. A world of underground tape traders, cultivators of carnal energy, and monks who edge for enlightenment. With the help of his disgraced grandfather—a retired Gooner master—Ben begins training in the ancient art of shame-fueled martial arts, where power is built through discipline, edging, and denial. But during a high-risk meditative ritual, Ben unlocks the mythical Infinite Edging Technique, granting him the ability to hold back for eternity... and double his power with every moment of restraint. Now, with a roll of tissues in one hand and vengeance in his heart, Ben must rise through the ranks of the Gooner Cultivation World, face off against chastity zealots and lust-obsessed warlords, and uncover the secrets of his father’s death—before the final climax of war erupts across the world. This is not a parody. This is not a joke. This is Gooning. Taken seriously.
DarkSephium · 6.5K Views

The Reincarnated Villain Can Break the Fourth Wall!

In his first life as 'Caine Wilson', was the villain—ruthless, cunning, and very powerful. He played his part perfectly, crushing the so-called "protagonist" and parading his enemies, their families, and anyone who crossed him naked through the streets. He watched with glee as the "hero" lay broken, stripped of his dignity, before finally ending his pitiful existence. But just as Caine, thought he had finally won and secured his place at the top, 'Higher ups' intervened. A booming, ethereal voice—like the universe’s pissed-off judge—shook the skies: "You have violated the sacred code of villainy! The villain shall not win. The balance has been broken. Caine Wilson, the world hereby rejects you!" Before he could even enjoy his victory, his world blinked out, like a story whose writer just erased the last chapter in frustration. Everything went dark. And when he awoke, he wasn’t Caine Wilson anymore. He was 'Su Xiaobai', a nobody on 'White Cloud Star', a world of cultivation, martial arts, and endless struggle. But this time, things were different. He could feel it—he could see through the cracks of reality itself. He could break the fourth wall! He wasn’t just some reincarnated soul; he was a villain who had 'seen the system', who understood the game. And he was about to flip it upside down. --------------- A/N: Buckle up, you miserable bunch! It’s a parody, so shut your brains off, toss 'em in the trash, and dive headfirst into this deep, glorious shithole! Don’t come whining to me when you laugh so hard you choke on your own damn tears! --------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/dsc4fftBeF **Cover Page is not owned by Author**
SKuLL · 1M Views

AROMA MISTERI

(21+ CERITA INI MENGANDUNG UNSUR DEWASA, MOHON BIJAK DALAM MEMILIH DAN MEMBACA, PASTIKAN ANDA SUDAH DEWASA DAN TAU RESIKONYA) Orang sering bilang kalo masa muda adalah momen yang paling berharga, dimana orang cari kesenangan, cari teman, pengalaman dengan keluarga, dan lain - lain. Tapi bagi gua, itu bullshit. Gua hidup dari keluarga pas - pasan. Masa kecil gua cuma keisi dengan kenangan buruk dari kedua ortu gua. Papa gua yang sering mabuk dan main cewe, sering hukum gua secara fisik. Sedangkan mama gua yang histeris tiap hari, lebih sering keluar sama selingkuhannya daripada dirumah. Gua sendiri, sebagai orang chinese yang hidup dijakarta, sering dapat tekanan rasisme dari lingkungan sekeliling gua. Jadi bagi gua, masa kecil yang bahagia itu cuma omong kosong. Berbekal keinginan untuk segera terpisah dari keluarga, gua fokusin diri gua dalam kegiatan akademik. Gua berharap bisa segera dapet beasiswa, dan tinggal terpisah dari kedua ortu gua. Namun ternyata cobaan hidup gua punya tujuan lain. Di tahun 2019, pandemi di Indonesia merenggut nyawa kedua ortu gua. Saat itu gua berumur 18, anak tunggal, dan udah gak punya siapa - siapa lagi. Beberapa orang dari keluarga besar menawarkan gua untuk ikut mereka. Tapi, pengalaman tadi udah cukup buat gua trauma dengan kata “Keluarga” Alhasil, 2019 gua putusin untuk pindah Surabaya sendirian. Dan inilah cerita gua dimulai. Ayo Berlangganan Cukup Dengan Paket Professional Rp. 100,000 Kalian Sudah Bisa Mengakses Semua Konten Saya Dalam Karyakarsa Mulai Dari Konten Cerita, Doujin, Manga, Manhwa, Dan Hentai Dll.
Widasu · 4.2K Views

LANGKAH MENGGAPAI KEPOLOSAN

(21+ CERITA INI MENGANDUNG UNSUR DEWASA, MOHON BIJAK DALAM MEMILIH DAN MEMBACA, PASTIKAN ANDA SUDAH DEWASA DAN TAU RESIKONYA) Hola Semua! Setelah hampir 10 tahun hanya jadi silent reader di forum tercinta ini, akhirnya saya beranikan diri untuk membagikan pengalaman hidup pribadi dalam bentuk tulisan ini lewat perantara dari akun ini, mungkin thread ini tidak akan sebagus thread dari suhu suhu lainnya, tapi saya coba buat sebisa dan sebagus yang saya mampu. Kisah ini merupakan pengalaman pribadi saya ditambah bumbu - bumbu agar lebih terasa nikmatnya (60% Real Story + 40% Penyedap Rasa) Nama tokoh - tokoh dalam cerita ini sudah pasti disamarkan, namun sebenarnya hanya diplesetkan sedikit saja dari nama aslinya agar lebih menantang (Ada juga yang menggunakan nama asli) Ataupun saya ambil dari nama belakangnya, bukan nama panggilan yang banyak orang tau. Untuk barbuk atau mulustrasi saya tidak berjanji ada, namun akan saya cari sampai saya menemukan yang kemiripannya minimal 60% baru akan saya cantumkan. Begitupun dengan timeline cerita ini akan disamarkan mengikuti alur cerita, tetapi semua kejadiaannya dalam garis besar berdasarkan kisah nyata saya. Jika ada dari suhu - suhu yang mengetahui siapa sebenarnya saya, atau mengenali salah satu tokoh dicerita saya, dimohon untuk PM aja hu, jangan sampai ada pikiran untuk menjadi PK! Ayo Berlangganan Cukup Dengan Paket Professional Rp. 100,000 Kalian Sudah Bisa Mengakses Semua Konten Saya Dalam Karyakarsa Mulai Dari Konten Cerita, Doujin, Manga, Manhwa, Dan Hentai Dll. Dukung dan Support Supaya Saya Bisa Meluaskan Bakat Saya Ini... Jangan Lupa Follow Semua Sosial Media Saya
Widasu · 6.3K Views
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