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Drunk Mom Ass

This big star is drunk and acting crazy

After traveling through time, Lv Ming, the top star of the collapsed house, was bound to a system that makes him stronger by drinking. Since then, the entire domestic entertainment industry has gone crazy because of his appearance! —— Mushroom House. Mr. Huang quit his job and handed the task of cooking to Lv Ming. Thus, the biggest live broadcast accident in the history of domestic entertainment was born! Lv Ming, who was drunk and cooking, mistakenly cleaned the surface of the large intestine, and then stewed a pot of authentic nine-turn large intestine. Lv Ming: "I just kept part of its original taste on the basis of this dish..." That night, the ambulance packed the stars and went to the hospital for gastric lavage. Afterwards, the onlookers happily called this incident another #large intestine incident# that was popular all over the Internet after the #toxic bean incident#. … "Celebrity Agency" variety show live broadcast. [The guests will defend the clients as lawyers and strive for leniency. 】 Other guests: "My client is innocent!" Lv Ming: "Please listen, judge. We have sufficient alibi!" "That night, my client went out to commit an armed robbery and seized 50,000 yuan in cash. Later, he ran over the onlookers while driving away from the scene. Until eight o'clock in the morning, my client hid in the wilderness and dumped the body. The above testimony is enough to show that my client did not participate in this electric vehicle theft case!" Other guests: Do you want to hear what you are saying? Judge: Death penalty, execute immediately! Party: Maya, you are the living devil!
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Dear Dia: My Sweet Sixteenth Diary

This isn't your typical high school tale...  "The 'Divas' messed with the wrong Bitch" St. Nicholas High-'The Column' Annabel Mace just turned sixteen, five years after "acute lymphoblastic leukemia" ALL for short took her mom away. Turning sixteen is supposed to be sweet but to Anna, without her mom it was anything but. Having no friends, dad always away, stepmom- a bitch, stepbrother - a pain in the ass, she chose to confide in her long lost confidante, Dia whom she stopped speaking to after her mom's demise. Entry after entry she poured out the  emotions that came with this new age to Dia who never judged her, whom she trusted with her dirtiest and ugliest secrets, including her crush on Liam Denvers, the hottest boy in school. A modern Greek god. St. Nicholas High- all time sweetheart, captain of the football squad. The boy who makes her heart race. And her hate for Felicia Burner, a single divorcée, her father's former secretary, Henry's mom and the gold digger her dad had married three years after her mom died. Even her disdain for Henry Burner, the stupid stepbrother she got from the wedlock. And her adventures as she crosses items from her 'Sixteen-to-do-list'. But when the notorious 'Divas' of St. Nicholas High (Mia Hover, Susan Sams and Alicia Stones) gets wind of their deepest secrets, sixteen became an age she would never forget.  What will beget of Annabel Mace, will the pain forever mar her, will she be able to rise above the pangs, will Dia become a memory of the past, will she forge ahead with their friendship, will Liam Denvers keep his promise of being her prom date after reading her entries, will Felicia Burner ever forgive her, will Henry Burner ever speak to her again, will Daddy be able to look at her again, will she be able to face the school again and will her life ever know happiness once more? Find out in the book "Dear Dia; My Sweet Sixteenth Diary".                                 Josephine Boldface,                                St. Nicholas High,                                 The Column Correspondent. 
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