Diddly Bops

I'm lazy but I'll give you this: It's delusions + escapism + nightmares. Unedited. Hallelujah/Amen P.S. Fuck Romance. Bipadi Bopadi Bop I also post on RoyalRoad and Wattpad.

Meet Bop, a humanoid clone who was tasked with being a Janitor at the Hypertrain "Zelda X8" Why was he cloned? Why not robots clean instead, I mean they're cheaper and more efficient, right? Well, the thing is... Nobody KNOWS! In fact, even the Hyper Galactic Council doesn't know! Bop, unwilling to accept his ignorant fate sets out!... To continue his daily activities. Until his train cart got ejected from the Hypertrain by a beautiful girl who tells him to find this thing called "Freedom" with her. Bop, convinced by her nice pair of boobs- I mean the charismatic charms the girl had, decided to follow her into space, as they set off! Thus beginning the Space Adventures of Janitor Bop! Now meet Zaldros, The Man, The Legend, using sheer might and charisma to capture the hearts of his faithful subjects as he goes about the galaxy in search of the Thesarius - Book of Truths and to finally find the "Truth" behind his existence! Follow Bop and Zaldros as they explore, discover, and conquer the vast Universe and it's many weird and funny quirks meeting diverse and different people along the way. Then read the reason why Zaldros and Bop have the same face and even the same personalities. Find out the connection between two beings so different from each other yet so alike at the same time as we uncover the mystery behind their identity... Hello everyone! Japhet here, I am this novel's author and I do hope you give this story a chance. And if you had already read it and you love my work, PLEASE GIVE IT A REVIEW! And share this novel with anyone you know who might be interested so that this story has a chance to be read by more people! If you like my works, please also read "Count Duke The Fat" my other novel that is based on a fantasy world instead of space. But if you enjoy how I write comedy and how I write my characters, I'm sure you'd also enjoy Count Duke The Fat! Thank you for reading up to this point and... ENJOY!

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Follow the adventures of a noble house cat who travels to another world to be born again into a king! Using the experiences of his previous lives will he be able to make a difference? Join him on his noble quest to unify the Felinian Empire! 75,000 words written so far! Nice beefy chapters! Let the nose bopping commence! Check my twitter for maps and other updates: @necroghan

Meet Vivian, a powerless Princess who was sold off in an auction the new Emperor sugarcoated as a ball. Sadly for Vivian, the one who got her was Duke the Fat, a lowly count known for being weak and fat. On the night of their consummation, she no longer could hide her misery and burst into tears. But instead of getting a hard slap as she expected for showing her disgust of him, Duke instead started to cry with her?! And instead of forcing himself on her, they TALK instead?! Now meet Duke called by many as The Fat. Duke was never lucky in life as everyone he knew mocked and belittled him. But it wasn't all bad as at least he still had a loving grandpa. And Duke was content with that. Having someone, even if it was just one person who believed in him. Until he didn't. One day his grandpa died and Duke was alone. He wanted to make his grandpa proud, but it was just too hard for him to fight the world alone. That is until he caught sight of Vivian. Read as Vivian becomes Duke's inspiration and how Duke becomes Vivian's pillar. Watch love sprout from a misunderstanding between a fat Count and a lonely Princess. And don't worry! Duke won't be The Fat forever! No. For this is not the story of some countryside Count and his wife. This is the story of Gailasfall, The legendary World Conqueror, The Berserk Dragon, and Eater of Gods. Or as he is known by those close to him, Duke Pendragon, ridiculed during his youth as "The Fat" But now even the Sun, the Moon, and the Stars dare not offend his whose name inspires fear and awe. And his mysterious wife. The enigmatic figure who would one day secretly run the world's politics and economy. "The Phantom Pillar" they named her and those who saw her beauty called her "The Hidden Rose Thorn" But Duke called her by a different name. He called her Vivian. Hello~! Japhet here, I hope you give this story a chance. And if you already have and you loved it: GIVE IT A REVIEW! And share it with your friends! Also, read my other novel "Space Janitor Bop" If you enjoyed how I write comedy and interesting characters, I'm sure you'll also love Space Janitor Bop. I hope you have a nice day and ENJOY! Follow me on Twitter: @JPJaphet Join my Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XEeFvbZ Original Art "Princess and Dragon" by Nikita Volobuev from ArtStation. Check out his art!

For ages past, Chang'e has resided on the moon in her own domain, mourning the loss of her beloved Hou Yi. However, everything is about to change in the year 2020. Hou Yi is reborn as.. A/N: I know diddly doogly about Chang'e and Hou Yi. I barely know anything and will be making up random hoo ha as I go along to bring these two star crossed lovers together at last. I know Chang'e supposedly betrayed our poor Hou Yi for an immortality elixir, but I am going with a different background for my story. In it, Hou Yi was robbed by brigands and not Chang'e. Chang'e was given one of the elixirs by Hou Yi. End note. Please enjoy and help me out with suggestions and powerstones when I have enough words written, and please share guys. Thanks. Now I begin.