Wroetoshaw Testicles

Follow the journey of a former god on a quest to get his testicles back and obtain his former glory

Then it grabbed my penis and testicles then tore them off of me, then it said that all of my kids belonged to it, because the testis are the ones that produce them, I started bleeding and fell to the floor. I cried and called out Gods name but that thing said after today God will never answer me because he doesn't recognise me, and that the person God knew was a boy! Then it cut my chest open then it took out my soul... This is a collection of my short writings and episcopal poems.

Edward is a loser at life, with an F-rank power, he's the weakest student of the school. it seemed like he'd never get to become a hunter and live a rich, fulfilling life in a huge mansion and several women of his own, until he discovers the Dragon System. follow Edward's story as he becomes stronger, climbs the tower, fights monsters, and adds women to his harem along the way. *** Warning: this is a quirky and silly and whacky and goofy story, don't take it too seriously, and just enjoy. the story contains a lot of mature content, and is a hard-core harem with girls you can only dream about. please refrain from reading if you're doing no-nut or have self-control problems. the author won't be responsible for any damage done to your hands, testicles, or your little brother.