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As a retired superstar returning to urban life, he took on the role of a female CEO's personal bodyguard. Having lived a life of luxury from a young age, he would record an extraordinary life experience in an ordinary city. He wasn't a performer, yet he set the entertainment industry ablaze!

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In a world of constant competition, one man aims for the top. In this new genre VRMMORPG, he plans on becoming the strongest at all costs. The classes, the races, the starting zones, everything is a mystery in 'New Eden'. This game is coming out without a shred of details. The only thing that was promoted was the freedom of skill choosing. Our protagonist Alexander, gamer tag Astaroth, has always dreamt of becoming an E-Sports athlete. His parents supported his dream, but they are no longer of this world. He fully intends on making it in this new game, if not for him, then at least to honor their memory. With no idea how he wants to play his character, Alexander chooses the most mysterious starting race. Will this be his road to success or his downfall? The game assistant certainly thought the latter. "Do as you wish, young adventurer. I only wish to add this. Do not come back with complaints when you realize you have made the wrong choice," the elf said, looking at him with clear hatred. "We will see about that," Alexander flatly replied. "I love challenges," he added. "Very well!" the elf harrumphed. "Have the adventure of your lifetime, as short as it will last," he sarcastically added. Ahead of him lies an uncertain path, filled with trials and hardships. But one thing is clear in his eyes. He will become the strongest player in the game, even if he must step over mountains of corpses to do so. Over are his days of working hard for nothing, it's make or break now! I now have a discord where you can talk with other readers and me. There are also channels to discuss new weapons; characters; classes; or monsters that you might want to design and see incorporated in the story. I will always give credit to the person that created said thing, rest assured. The link is https://discord.gg/68kPqbSFrN

As I found myself thrust into this bewildering situation, I couldn't help but wonder if fate had a strange sense of humor. Here I was, once the top A-rank agent, now trapped in the role of a notorious villainess in a reverse harem novel. But why did it had to be the villainess? Well, I don't care! But now that I'm here, I'll enjoy my life to the fullest that I couldn't before. Plus, my family is real rich. Though an issue soon occurred. The female lead keeps sticking to me! I tried to get rid of her by distancing myself since I don't want to end up in the chaos like in the novel… But the female lead is just so adorable!! What would happen if the once fearsome antagonist was now trying to protect the very person she once tormented?  "Sabiiiii!" Ann's voice chimed, her eyes sparkling with innocence. It was hard to resist her charm, and I found myself softening despite my initial intentions. And it seems the so-called main suitors are suffering from collective amnesia. They flocked to me, oblivious to the fact that Anne was the true focus of their affections. "Stay Away! I will not give you my lovely Ann," I declared, my frustration mounting. "Who said I wanted her?" The chaos continued with the supposed fiancé as well, who seemed convinced that our engagement was set in stone, "You are my soon-to-be fiancée! Please compose yourself"  "I refuse to get engaged to you and to compose, whatever that is". "Don't you think you're quite rude to your soon-to-be Fiancé?"  "I'm not rude, you're too nice! And I told you I'm not getting engaged to you" "Thank you, my Lady"  "…Are you dumb?!!!" What in the world of strawberries was going on indeed? It was a baffling and comical twist of fate. But as the days passed, I found myself navigating this bizarre world with a newfound determination. If I was going to be stuck in this story, I might as well do it my way. And who knows, maybe I could turn this chaotic tale into something truly extraordinary.

Update Schedule: Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday on WN, SH, MSB, and RR. As for the Patrons, almost Daily updates with guaranteed 25 new Chapters each month. Discord: https://discord.gg/t2gPEt3 Synopsis: Keith, a vieux riche, spoiled and cherished, heir to the Demiliore Consortium, lives his life at large. Power, Wealth, Fame; He has it all. But is it all just a dream? With a set of memories, the knowledge of the future, in a play orchestrated by Destiny, knowing well that he is born to be a Villain, will he prevail? Or is he going to fall at the hands of the Child of Destiny just like he did in the nightmare that haunts him? Author's Note: Yes, the story is heavily influenced by Urban-Fantasy Chinese Novels. Don't read if you have a problem with those types of plots. 'Cliche' plot elements are bound to appear, so if you easily get triggered by such things, keep away. And I would advise you to not even start the story if you are an ardent believer of 'Good shall prevail over the Evil'. Keep away! MC here is a Villain! But yes, he is not someone deprived of emotions, even though he is a Scum. So, do not expect an outright Evil MC either. I don't write Netorare. Don't worry about it! Warnings: > Incest > Dark Elements > Sexual Content > Traumatising Content > Gore > Manipulative MC > Sexual Abuse > Parallel World (Almost a New World) > Fantasy Elements (Full-fledged Fantasy later) > System > Slavery

While reading her favorite novel on her phone in the train station, someone pushed her off in the train track, the next thing she knew were she was reincarnated inside the novel she was reading, but she was reincarnated as the most hated character in novel.

Eight years ago, Ye Fengwu was imprisoned on charges of r*p*. Eight years later, he returns to the city as a battle-hardened warrior of the military. When he learns that the girl who had been harmed because of him has given birth to his daughter and is living a miserable life, bullied by others, the wrath of the war god instantly engulfs the city.

Transmigration, is something I thought never existed. Yet happened to me of all people. After laying in a hospital bed for years, after experiencing the most untimely accident that could ever happen to a guy like me, my soul moves into another world. A land that is more like a fantasy video game filled with magic and systems. A land governed by the rules of the six fundamental elements and ruled by God, each governing their own domain. I found out I was brought there to replace the fallen god of a dying element. My goal, reaching level 1000 and enacting my revenge on the perpetrators of the murder of the fallen god. --- This is his story, the story of God's chosen.

A young man finally managed to become an immortal, a powerful cultivator able to lord over millions of souls. He took advantage of his tremendous luck and fortune to become the youngest immortal in history. He now wants to create his own sect and enjoy life, one filled with female disciples! © 2020 Kirbyisgreen, All Rights Reserved. Join my discord for updates and to discuss the novel: https://discord.gg/dY5UApw Support the novel on patreon and get early access to chapters: https://www.patreon.com/kigreenwriting

Elena, a ruthless mafia heiress from modern times, awakens in the body of Ophelia, a downtrodden princess sold to the cold and cursed Grand Duke of the North. Armed with memories of her tragic novel fate—death, betrayal, and despair—Elena refuses to bow to destiny. Determined to rewrite Ophelia's story, she uses her cunning and resilience to navigate palace intrigue, win the Duke's favor, and survive a world of dark secrets and curses. Will she escape her tragic ending, or will the shadows of the past consume her once more?

Li Chenxi, a modern-day office worker, accidentally time-travels to the ancient world after a car accident and finds herself in the body of a fragile and useless princess in a royal dynasty. In this male-dominated feudal society, Chenxi faces numerous challenges—she is considered a useless noblewoman, a mere pawn in her father’s political marriage plans, and completely inexperienced in basic life skills. However, armed with modern knowledge and intelligence, she rises through the ranks, not only changing her own fate but also becoming a powerful female general with influence over the entire nation. At the same time, Chenxi is not alone in this new world. She meets another female protagonist—Duang Xiaoting, an orphan of a fallen military family. Xiaoting is a legendary general, but she was exiled due to her family’s unjust downfall. The two women, despite their different backgrounds, quickly form a bond, supporting each other through battles and growing closer in both friendship and love. From being a helpless princess to a fearless general, Chenxi overcomes countless obstacles, staging one incredible reversal after another. With Xiaoting’s straightforwardness and passion, and Chenxi’s calm strategy and wisdom, the two form a perfect team. Their journey is filled with humor, misunderstandings, and emotional growth, and ultimately, Chenxi not only wins the heart of the woman she loves but also rewrites the course of history in this ancient world.

Upon waking up, Yu Li found herself inexplicably bound to the vicious supporting female character system. The system told her that in order to obtain a chance to be reborn, she must become a "qualified" supporting character. In the original world, the supporting character obstructed the love between the male and female leads, acted recklessly while holding the title of Mrs. Ren, and ultimately met a tragic end of losing both family and life. Trembling with fear, Yu Li thought to herself... "Quickly get a divorce!" Finally, one day, Yu Li, who was crying on the surface but secretly delighted, waited for Ren Jingchen to sign the divorce agreement. "Hurry, hurry and sign! Sister has to celebrate at the bar tonight! Oh, and call a few young male singers to accompany me~" Suddenly, Ren Jingchen, who heard Yu Li's inner thoughts, said, "...I'm not divorcing!"

Raven Hale, who was about to be " queen" makes a daring choice: she flees. But her escape coincides with the sudden emergence of dungeons across the globe—dark portals unleashing monsters and plunging the world into chaos. These dungeons become her refuge, concealing her from her relentless father. Five years pass, and Raven remains a fugitive, evading her father's pursuit. Yet, his proximity grows, and her flight becomes increasingly desperate. Just when hope wanes, the Transmigration Center appears—an enigmatic organization offering an escape from reality. For Raven, this is the perfect vanishing act. She knows her father will eventually track her down, but she plans to leave behind only an empty vessel. She applies for countless fictional worlds, hoping to slip away unnoticed. Yet, fate plays a cruel trick: an "error" redirects her into the last place she ever wanted to be—a tragic fantasy romance novel titled "The Flower of War." In this world, she assumes the role of Verian Innocente, the novel's ill-fated female lead. Verian's destiny is grim: she dies halfway through a war, leaving behind heartache and unanswered questions. Raven grapples with her new identity, wondering why anyone would kill off a protagonist midway through a tale. Now, Raven faces a pivotal choice: embrace Verian's tragic path as the daughter of Count Innocente in the Alcazar Empire, or defy fate and reclaim her true lineage—the daughter of Alexander Hale, the clandestine ruler of the modern world. As the threads of two lives entwine, Raven must navigate love, loss, and secrets that span realms. The dungeons may have hidden her body, but her soul remains caught in a web of destiny, torn between two worlds

Cara Margaux is the main protagonist yet she choose to be the villainess due to her tragic fate in the 2 life times. She tries to never entagled in her husband's life by putting him in a forbidden spell that she learned in her second life. As she evades to resign her tragic end she made sure to run away from the Argent Kingdom not knowing her fate changes in a 360 turn that her role is reversed. She is no longer wants to be the female lead, rather she wants to be the villainess.

An animated spy series about three teenagers from Las Angeles who live double lives as spies working for The Secret Organization of Teenaged Spies (SOOTS). Their boss, Sally, gives them their missions to solve worldwide and the gadgets that would help them on their tasks to stop bad guys and save the world. Sally even designed their black spy suits, which include disguise belts and communicator watches they never take off, even when they're not wearing their black spy suits.

Ian who woke up from his past highschool life , happily wanted to change the way he lived not knowing the world already change for him but what hurdles comes before him. sorry for the inconveniences but I will only publishing 2 chapter for now pls read and give some feedbacks for me to correct my mistakes please i really need it. Thank you

This story takes place in Eurasia. This story is about the Lycan pack and the Crimson pack. The Lycan packs alpha is sebastian, the Luna is Lydia. Their daughters name is Ivory. The Crimson packs alpha is Kane, it's Luna is Belle and their sons name is Gabriel. This story talks about Ivory and Gabriel.  Ivory is a hybrid a mix between a witch, wolf and vampire. Her mom is a vampire and is the queen of the coven and her dad is the alpha of the wolf pack called the Lycan pack. Ivory got the witch's powers because a witch gave her powers to her when she was dying. Her power are almost anything shes very powerful.  But what she dont know is her life is about to change. Big time.....

[Farming + slow heat + West magic + Multi-race + no system + Hegemony] Through the Middle Ages, become a nobleman named "Field". Knowing this world, women have the opportunity to awaken as "the Chosen ones" of varying abilities and exceptional beauty. Field didn't get a chance to be happy. My cheap father and my beautiful stepmother are to be sent to a corrupt land of poverty and monsters!

Aya was a woman who was a jack-of-all-trades, master of none. Addicted to her mobile phone, she was whisked away into another world when the public bus she rode met an accident. She woke up to a world where there are no modern appliances but have magic rule and run the world. Join her on this hilarious and magical journey while she try to find her way back home.

Gayara accidentally saves a pregnant woman from being assassinated and died on her way to the university. Afterwards, she got reincarnated as the daughter of the woman she saved but in a parallel dimension called the ABO world. She was supposed to be restarting her life but, her identity proves otherwise. After being subjected to an experiment by the Chief Scientist of Styx Organization, she realizes that this world isn't that simple either. As such, she participated in all kinds of military training, absorbing all the necessary knowledge to parry against all evil at a young age. Upon graduating, she unexpectedly saved her fiancee from an assassination attempt, who was appointed by her mother whom she didn't think of until then. Alas, even her fiancee isn't that simple either. The seemingly weak omega who faints or trembles at the sight of blood, is secretly a member of the Military Intelligence Corps. She feeds them information about incoming attacks, dangers, disasters or any kind of conflict she saw from her vision. As a result, her life is always at the top of the knife. Knowing this, Gayara is determined to support and protect her from the dangers created by the citizens of Cosmos continent, a society of mad scientists whose creations disrupt the order of the world, creating chaos at every step of the journey.

what would you do when you suddenly remember your past life. I suddenly remember my past life and the world I am living is a certain beast world's novel in which I am just extra. I was only mentioned in few lines as I died before the novel start. so will you join me in this journey and to alter my fate of dying .

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What happens when an average footballer discovers a system that gives him unlimited potential? *** Omari Hutchinson was just an average young prospect playing for a second tier football club in England. He is set to have the career of an average second tier footballer, until he discovers the system. Join Omari as he improves his football skills, navigates the world of soccer and strives to be the Greatest Of All Time. Will he achieve his dreams? Or will he end up as not of those talents that were simply unlucky? PS: This isn't only football, I'm also going to put emphasis on his personal life and those around him.

Madeline Reyes, the stupid second daughter of the Reyeses and Luther Blackford, the only prince of the Blackfords are a happily married couple in the eyes of others. As the families' secrets are revealed, will the two maintain their happily married life or will they separate just like all other wealthy couples. *Excerpt "None of your business", she answered coldly, not staring at his darkened face. "None of my business?", he grabbed her chin and forced her to look at him." Madeline Reyes do not forget that you are my wife. I have the right to know." "Let go of me." She tried pushing him away but his hold on her was too strong. Her struggle ended when she felt his lips on hers.

Ivy Reed, the world’s top assassin, is betrayed and killed—only to awaken in a magical realm as the Duke’s powerless daughter. Now engaged to the king’s mysterious, ruthless younger brother, the Fourth Prince, Ivy secretly resumes her deadly work while hiding her identity. Will she manage to live her double life as an assassin and princess, read more to find out ------------------------------------------------------

In a world where trust is deadly, one woman’s twisted game blurs the line between justice and madness.Detective Karon Harry is a rising star in the police force, known for her keen intuition and unwavering dedication. But beneath her polished exterior lies a chilling secret: she is a calculating serial killer, targeting those she deems unworthy and relishing every moment of her deadly thrill. Just 22 years old, Karon justifies her actions with a twisted logic that her victims would have met their end eventually. Officer Jade Humphrey, Karon's partner and confidant, has always admired her. As a series of mysterious disappearances unfolds, his instincts scream that something is amiss. When his suspicions begin to point toward Karon, he finds himself ensnared in a deadly game where loyalty becomes a weapon and trust is a luxury he can no longer afford. As Jade races against time to uncover the truth, Karon tightens her grip, playing a dangerous game of cat and mouse. With her calculating mind and a penchant for torture, she revels in the power she holds over him.Will Jade expose the monster in his midst before he becomes her next victim? Or will Karon’s insatiable thirst for control lead them both to a horrifying end? In Shadows play, morality is a fading memory, and survival is the ultimate prize

Just a dominant female.?