Comedic Female Monologues From Published Plays

In Qiu Che’s previous life, she disguised herself as a man to take the imperial examination for her brother. For the so-called great plan of her father and brother, she married the most favored princess of the dynasty, Li Qingwu, at all costs. But after ten years of marriage, she never touched her finger. On the day she became the powerful prime minister, she died at the hands of her biological father. Her brother stepped on her corpse and became famous. And she died quietly in the prime minister’s mansion in the cold spring night. It was her wife who she had never seen once, who collected her corpse for her, set fire to the prime minister’s mansion, and finally committed suicide with a sword in front of her grave. When she opened her eyes again, she returned to the eighteenth year of Zhenfeng. It was the year when she had just passed the imperial examination and was in high spirits. She rode a horse through the streets, and suddenly raised her eyes and saw a man standing by the pavilion with a crowd on his left and right, looking at her quietly from top to bottom. Vermilion mole, red lips, beautiful beyond compare. In her eyes are endless sparks. It was not until this life that Qiu Che finally knew that the bad fate in her previous life, which she thought was obtained by despicable calculation, was actually the fate that Li Qingwu had sought after three bows and nine kowtows in the Golden Palace. She is Li Qingwu, a model of a lady from a noble family, and she is a rebellious person only once in her life. It is also the one that the other party has been seeking for countless days and nights. Reading Guide: ① A little bloody and ancient style, one-way secret love becomes two-way running ② 1v1, HE ③ Fictional historical background, it is a refreshing article, sweet and sour, believe me (patting the chest.jpg)

Gayara accidentally saves a pregnant woman from being assassinated and died on her way to the university. Afterwards, she got reincarnated as the daughter of the woman she saved but in a parallel dimension called the ABO world. She was supposed to be restarting her life but, her identity proves otherwise. After being subjected to an experiment by the Chief Scientist of Styx Organization, she realizes that this world isn't that simple either. As such, she participated in all kinds of military training, absorbing all the necessary knowledge to parry against all evil at a young age. Upon graduating, she unexpectedly saved her fiancee from an assassination attempt, who was appointed by her mother whom she didn't think of until then. Alas, even her fiancee isn't that simple either. The seemingly weak omega who faints or trembles at the sight of blood, is secretly a member of the Military Intelligence Corps. She feeds them information about incoming attacks, dangers, disasters or any kind of conflict she saw from her vision. As a result, her life is always at the top of the knife. Knowing this, Gayara is determined to support and protect her from the dangers created by the citizens of Cosmos continent, a society of mad scientists whose creations disrupt the order of the world, creating chaos at every step of the journey.

As a retired superstar returning to urban life, he took on the role of a female CEO's personal bodyguard. Having lived a life of luxury from a young age, he would record an extraordinary life experience in an ordinary city. He wasn't a performer, yet he set the entertainment industry ablaze!

She had conquered all the mysteries of psychology.  She had won all the major psychology awards.  She was the most expensive psychologist in the industry, charging by the second.  She was the universally acknowledged queen of psychology.  She was reborn. She stood at a crossroads when she was 18, aspiring to become the villainous boss or to make money by curing illnesses.

Brian Bladeheart, the second son of a noble Viscount, appears to be an unremarkable young man in a world of advanced magic and aristocracy. But beneath his quiet demeanor lies a secret: Brian retains the memories of his past life on Earth and has a unique ability to bring skills and power from a virtual game into reality. In the magical land of Rondell, divided into four continents and 20 counties, society is marked by its obsession with status and a mysterious relic known as "Genesis"—an artifact left by the legendary Archduke Eno Lyta. This relic, which holds unimaginable power and knowledge, has remained hidden for decades, igniting a frenzy among nobles and commoners alike. Brian’s life is far from idyllic. Poisoned at a young age, he retreats into a gaming addiction to mask his genius and avoid his stepmother Asetie’s schemes. But when his virtual success leads him to uncover the true Genesis in the game "Psalm Online," Brian’s life takes a dramatic turn. This discovery not only grants him extraordinary powers but also begins to synchronize his gaming achievements with his physical abilities, making him a formidable force. However, this new strength brings challenges. From navigating family rivalries and court politics to surviving dangerous quests in both the real and virtual worlds, Brian must rely on his wits, past-life knowledge, and newfound powers to protect himself and his loved ones. Along the way, he encounters powerful allies, including a mysterious supporter from the game, Arcia of the Heavens, who materializes in real life to aid him. As Brian delves deeper into the secrets of Eno Lyta and the Genesis, he uncovers ties to Earth and faces the daunting reality of being sent to a battlefield by his family. Can Brian outwit his enemies, master his powers, and survive the chaos of both worlds? Or will the weight of the Genesis's legacy prove too great? "Genesis" is a gripping tale of survival, strategy, and self-discovery in a world where magic and reality collide.

A successful CEO, Park Ji Yeon whenever has her life in danger got saved by a mysterious person. She doesn't know who want her dead.

Um mundo que se encontra destinado à destruição, onde as pessoas lutarão por sua sobrevivência em uma década, é o cenário no qual se insere o grande Nakura Gisa. Determinado a evitar o colapso da humanidade, ele enfrenta uma entidade do além que trata os indivíduos como meras peças de um jogo de xadrez.

A young man finally managed to become an immortal, a powerful cultivator able to lord over millions of souls. He took advantage of his tremendous luck and fortune to become the youngest immortal in history. He now wants to create his own sect and enjoy life, one filled with female disciples! © 2020 Kirbyisgreen, All Rights Reserved. Join my discord for updates and to discuss the novel: https://discord.gg/dY5UApw Support the novel on patreon and get early access to chapters: https://www.patreon.com/kigreenwriting

In a world of constant competition, one man aims for the top. In this new genre VRMMORPG, he plans on becoming the strongest at all costs. The classes, the races, the starting zones, everything is a mystery in 'New Eden'. This game is coming out without a shred of details. The only thing that was promoted was the freedom of skill choosing. Our protagonist Alexander, gamer tag Astaroth, has always dreamt of becoming an E-Sports athlete. His parents supported his dream, but they are no longer of this world. He fully intends on making it in this new game, if not for him, then at least to honor their memory. With no idea how he wants to play his character, Alexander chooses the most mysterious starting race. Will this be his road to success or his downfall? The game assistant certainly thought the latter. "Do as you wish, young adventurer. I only wish to add this. Do not come back with complaints when you realize you have made the wrong choice," the elf said, looking at him with clear hatred. "We will see about that," Alexander flatly replied. "I love challenges," he added. "Very well!" the elf harrumphed. "Have the adventure of your lifetime, as short as it will last," he sarcastically added. Ahead of him lies an uncertain path, filled with trials and hardships. But one thing is clear in his eyes. He will become the strongest player in the game, even if he must step over mountains of corpses to do so. Over are his days of working hard for nothing, it's make or break now! I now have a discord where you can talk with other readers and me. There are also channels to discuss new weapons; characters; classes; or monsters that you might want to design and see incorporated in the story. I will always give credit to the person that created said thing, rest assured. The link is https://discord.gg/68kPqbSFrN

As I found myself thrust into this bewildering situation, I couldn't help but wonder if fate had a strange sense of humor. Here I was, once the top A-rank agent, now trapped in the role of a notorious villainess in a reverse harem novel. But why did it had to be the villainess? Well, I don't care! But now that I'm here, I'll enjoy my life to the fullest that I couldn't before. Plus, my family is real rich. Though an issue soon occurred. The female lead keeps sticking to me! I tried to get rid of her by distancing myself since I don't want to end up in the chaos like in the novel… But the female lead is just so adorable!! What would happen if the once fearsome antagonist was now trying to protect the very person she once tormented?  "Sabiiiii!" Ann's voice chimed, her eyes sparkling with innocence. It was hard to resist her charm, and I found myself softening despite my initial intentions. And it seems the so-called main suitors are suffering from collective amnesia. They flocked to me, oblivious to the fact that Anne was the true focus of their affections. "Stay Away! I will not give you my lovely Ann," I declared, my frustration mounting. "Who said I wanted her?" The chaos continued with the supposed fiancé as well, who seemed convinced that our engagement was set in stone, "You are my soon-to-be fiancée! Please compose yourself"  "I refuse to get engaged to you and to compose, whatever that is". "Don't you think you're quite rude to your soon-to-be Fiancé?"  "I'm not rude, you're too nice! And I told you I'm not getting engaged to you" "Thank you, my Lady"  "…Are you dumb?!!!" What in the world of strawberries was going on indeed? It was a baffling and comical twist of fate. But as the days passed, I found myself navigating this bizarre world with a newfound determination. If I was going to be stuck in this story, I might as well do it my way. And who knows, maybe I could turn this chaotic tale into something truly extraordinary.

Iwase is a lonely and slightly cynical college student who feels invisible to girls. His life passes between video games, anime and "virtual girlfriends", until an unexpected encounter puts him in the path of a girl with dazzling beauty and explosive character. An accidental collision, an accusation of being a pervert, and an unexpected rivalry in the classroom will begin a romantic comedy full of misunderstandings, awkward situations, and unexpected sparks. Can Iwase overcome his bad first impression and win the heart of the silver-haired girl? Or will your college life continue to be an endless cycle of loneliness and frustration?

"Set up all of these hundred items for tomorrow's auction." The lady ordered as she took a seat on her golden throne. "But Miss Li, why do you want to auction off so many things?" "What kind of stupid question is that? Isn't it obvious? I need more money, so auction them all and help me get more money." The Lady said with a shrug. "But Master, you are already a Billionaire. Why you need more money?" The Little Furball asked in confusion. "When you have an entire army of sups, needy familiars and spirit beasts, thousands of disciples and most importantly FIVE SOULMATES AND A BOND MATE to feed and provide for, you will know the answer." "But...b-but all your mates are rich too! They can easily provide for you and others." The furball tried to get through his master's firm decision. "So? I want to be richer and provide for them. Do you have any problem?" "Of course not master!" ****** She, a 21st-century woman, was the leader of a Supernatural Clan and also one of the most important members of the Supernatural Council. Only at the age of 28, she was one of the most powerful mages in the world. But on a mission against rogue vampires, she died and woke up in the body of an orphan who had a body of trash. She realized that she transmigrated in an ancient world where people cultivated some sort of spiritual energy. In this world power meant everything. So, she decided to get powerful and due to some miracle, she was still able to use her magic. It's a journey of a female mage who shocked everyone with her talents and unseen & unheard powers. But just like every story, this one also had a fun part which came in the name of Five hot as hell male leads...! ********** This story is meant to be a Reverse Harem Transmigration romance with mature content. If you guys don't like such things then you can ignore this one. Happy reading!! ********** The credits for the book cover go to its original owner. I just downloaded it from Pinterest and edited it...!! *** My other novels: #Journey To Become an Insanely Pampered Wife (On-going) #The Vampire Empress: Blood Queen & Her Kings (Completed) #The Veil Of Darkness (Completed) #Broken Angel & Her Overprotective Brothers (Completed) #Farm Cultivation: I got reincarnated as the wife of two ghosts (On-going)

What happens when an average footballer discovers a system that gives him unlimited potential? *** Omari Hutchinson was just an average young prospect playing for a second tier football club in England. He is set to have the career of an average second tier footballer, until he discovers the system. Join Omari as he improves his football skills, navigates the world of soccer and strives to be the Greatest Of All Time. Will he achieve his dreams? Or will he end up as not of those talents that were simply unlucky? PS: This isn't only football, I'm also going to put emphasis on his personal life and those around him.

Ivy Reed, the world’s top assassin, is betrayed and killed—only to awaken in a magical realm as the Duke’s powerless daughter. Now engaged to the king’s mysterious, ruthless younger brother, the Seventh Prince, Ivy secretly resumes her deadly work while hiding her identity. Will she manage to live her double life as an assassin and princess, read more to find out

Dakota is the only female alpha that lives in an omegaverse world in supposedly matriachy world. The only living female alpha who have no parents, growing up alone in an orphanage, thinking she is like the other female omegas, so she's acting like them, and really is naive about dating, and have no idea about the consequences of bad possibilities male alphas dating her... In her freshman year, her charms and her aura causing the most hottest male alpha of senior year turned into submissive infront of her presence even just by breathing, the alpha asking for a date proposal and she said yes. They dated and make out, after that day the male alpha went missing out of sudden...4 months later, he was found dead due to suicide with huge bump on his abdoment, infront of the school building... Dakota was devastated and only then she knew that this was caused by her only then, he knew the consequences. Because of that people started bullying her especially the hot alpha males fanatic girl fans. Group of Female omegas as usual were bullying her because of the rumors, and Rain, the most hottest, strongest and kind male omega come to her rescue. From that day they became friends and later become lovers. However, things goes unexpected...Dakota isn't just a Dakota...

Michael has committed a huge sin, and the gods have placed a powerful curse on him as punishment. Watch as Michael desperately tries to become stronger to reduce the effects of the curse and seek revenge against the gods for cursing him and separating him from his sister, as well as against the system for treating him like a slave. [Dig.] Mission: Conquer the eleven queen Duration: Three months Punishments: Erectile dysfunction Note: Elves are a prideful race and look down on humans as lowly beings. Good luck in getting the elven queen to cheat on her husband. Rewards: ???

PROMOTION Awareness has brought peace to very few people from the very beginning of existence. In the first moment of awareness, a pure fear comes with it. That fear means crossing a threshold. The first moment you feel fear, you think it will last forever, a second ago you believed that your life was meaningless, while fear makes you miss that meaninglessness. You want your meaningless life back. Because having meaning in your life creates a goal, and it's a long narrow scary road to that goal... Nobody wants to walk on that road, that is, after seeing the road, they don't. From the first moment of my existence, I had a huge void inside me. I always knew something was wrong. Everything was as it should be, but there was a gap that bothered me. It's a void that I ignore. I ignored that void so much that I forgot it even existed. I couldn't deal with the thought of not being like the others. I couldn't deal with the shame and fear inside me. The thought that nothing would ever be the same made me turn my back on the emptiness inside me. I turned my back and closed my ears and eyes. I played the role that was written for me, without even realizing it. Until that day... I couldn't play that role anymore. I see the road, I'm afraid. It's weird that it's the first thing I feel, but what's more real than fear? now it's time to do something crazy. It's time to cross that threshold. It's time to be free and set all slaves free. "Only those who kill God are free. Because freedom comes only when you kill God."

The girlfriend he deeply loved for three years, not only betrayed Qin Feng, but also conspired with her lover to murder him. Unexpectedly, from a desperate situation, Qin Feng received the inheritance of the Immortal Doctor. Since then, he mastered both medical and martial arts, and won the heart of the stunningly beautiful CEO. Healing the masses with his medical skills, and vanquishing evil with his martial prowess!

[Disclaimer: Explicit Content and Profanity +18] Author: 인생뉴비 -------------------------------- OnlyFans. It's a platform where famous influencers sell exclusive content for money. Could be photos, videos, or even drawings. While it was originally used for all sorts of things, it’s now mostly known as a place to sell explicit adult material at a premium. "I hear people are making bank on OnlyFans these days." "Really?" I had no idea why they were talking about this. I stayed glued to my corner, trying not to draw attention to myself. Who knows what they’d do if they noticed me. I needed to be invisible. I am air. I am air! ""But who would they even shoot it with?" "Well, you need a guy, right? Some dude to be in it." "A guy? Hmm..." Who, though? The gal bullies started brainstorming, trying to figure out where they could find a guy for this. Then the conversation died. Uh oh. What’s with the sudden, creepy silence? "Hold on… don't we have one right here?" "Oh shit, yeah." Every single eye in the group turned to me. Ice ran down my spine. "This loser's a guy, right?". --------------------------------------- This work is a personal translation of the original novel "여자 일진들이 나를 먹음" authored by 인생뉴비. The book cover isn't the original set by the author, but an AI generated one mimicking the original. The real cover was denied by Webnovel, but you can check it out by searching the novel Korean name. #ModernFantasy #UrbanFantasy #Harem #Sliceoflife #Delinquents #TteokFantasy #Schoollife #smut #+18 #koreannovel #bulliedMC #LuckyMC #Beauties #Campus #Fantasy #Romance #Romancy #genuisMC

At the dawn of a new era, on the verge of the industrial revolution, the world was on the brink of great discoveries and changes. But, while scientists and explorers were pushing the boundaries of their countries and the possibilities of technology, one continent remained hidden, shrouded in mystery and legends. This newly discovered continent, known among intellectuals as 'Novus Mundi', became the last refuge for those eager for wealth, power, and discovery. From all corners of the world, people with different skills, hopes, and dreams headed towards Novus Mundi, driven by tales of unexplored riches and wonders. As newcomers arrived with advanced tools and knowledge of machines, led by the early stages of the industrial revolution, they were not prepared for what they found. Novus Mundi was not only home to unexplored natural beauties and resources but also a world of magic and mysteries. The natives of this continent, wise in ancient arts and in harmony with nature, wielded magic in ways that technologically advanced strangers could scarcely imagine. The island was home not only to people who lived in harmony with nature, using magic for everyday life, but also to wondrous creatures that legends depicted as myths. Novus Mundi was a world where magic and science collided and intertwined. The conflict and cooperation between colonizers and natives, technology and magic, became the foundation for new stories, legends, and conflicts. While some sought ways to exploit the continent's resources, others sought understanding and harmony between the two worlds. Through this conflict and cooperation, Novus Mundi became a living stage for adventures, discoveries, and, above all, a new chapter in human history. The Black Tree waits for no one. --------------------------------------------------------- English is my fourth language, sorry if my writing is sometimes unconventional. Also as a small writer I'm super happy to have any feedback, contact me if you have ANYTHING to ask.

Update Schedule: Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday on WN, SH, MSB, and RR. As for the Patrons, almost Daily updates with guaranteed 25 new Chapters each month. Discord: https://discord.gg/t2gPEt3 Synopsis: Keith, a vieux riche, spoiled and cherished, heir to the Demiliore Consortium, lives his life at large. Power, Wealth, Fame; He has it all. But is it all just a dream? With a set of memories, the knowledge of the future, in a play orchestrated by Destiny, knowing well that he is born to be a Villain, will he prevail? Or is he going to fall at the hands of the Child of Destiny just like he did in the nightmare that haunts him? Author's Note: Yes, the story is heavily influenced by Urban-Fantasy Chinese Novels. Don't read if you have a problem with those types of plots. 'Cliche' plot elements are bound to appear, so if you easily get triggered by such things, keep away. And I would advise you to not even start the story if you are an ardent believer of 'Good shall prevail over the Evil'. Keep away! MC here is a Villain! But yes, he is not someone deprived of emotions, even though he is a Scum. So, do not expect an outright Evil MC either. I don't write Netorare. Don't worry about it! Warnings: > Incest > Dark Elements > Sexual Content > Traumatising Content > Gore > Manipulative MC > Sexual Abuse > Parallel World (Almost a New World) > Fantasy Elements (Full-fledged Fantasy later) > System > Slavery

Love in the cultivation world is hard. Being a woman in a cultivation world is harder. Loving another Woman in this world is the hardest. If our Mc wants to protect the Woman of her dreams. She must get stronger so no one can ever stand between or hurt them. Caution is advised the book will not be a fairy tale romance, there is enemy to lovers, a love triangle, toxic love, drama and smut everything u would expect from the cultivation world. And of course, the struggle for strength and power the pursuit of immortality entails.

Bored of his life, the Great God of universe, Kai, wants to get some stimulation. As he wanders around the cosmos in search of something interesting. He founds a blue ball full of life. As he sees life of the people there, he found it amusing. Follow Kai as he observe life of various people and become a catalyst of either a happy ending or a tragedy.

This small Siheyuan was home to a group of tenants, and Chen Yang was the landlord.

"I don't want to do this..." Louise complained but who will listen? A heartaching story for Louise is bout to unfold with his ice cold partner by his side. Let's start our adventure!