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In the world of the heavens, there are an elite few in history who transcend the word "genius." They rise through the ranks of cultivation with unparalleled speed, perform feats that defy common sense on a regular basis, and generally educate all who cross their path on just what it means for the difference between two cultivators to be as the difference between heaven and earth. This…is NOT their story. Xu Zuhui has never been considered a genius, or particularly talented, though no one would call him a failure either—no small feat in the cutthroat world of VRMMOs, the dominant form of entertainment on a dying Earth. Indeed, he is one of the lucky few to escape the terrible, ruined real world by uploading to a persistent virtual world based on the world of Cultivation. But though his new body and new life comes with substantial perks, he will soon discover there are substantial risks as well. He’s far from the only strong talent in this new world, and few such people are happy to welcome more into their ranks. In what was supposed to be a virtual world, Xu Zuhui will soon find that the stakes he’s fighting for are very real…and he’ll have to become very strong indeed to survive the events the real hero of this world will inevitably drag him into. Updates daily at 8 AM EST!

King Elswood was unmatched in one-on-one combat. No sword could wound him in a duel. And how did it all end? Betrayal. Hoping for the prosperity of the kingdom he worked so tirelessly to build, he was betrayed. And what happened to him then? A goddess grants him another chance. He sets out in search of his beloved. Will he be able to find her? Will he uncover the secrets hidden from his eyes? Will he experience true happiness and the warmth of family that he lacked since childhood? What incredible events will he face, and what fateful encounters await him? P.s You can check out my art on my social media: Instagram: @seba.wright

He had once been the strongest in his world, unmatched in authority and power. No one dared to challenge him—until the one he loved betrayed him, ending his life. Reborn into a strange new world similar to his own, Maxwell was disgusted by his weakness. Determined to reclaim the strength he once had. Accompanied by his monster companion, Gladiolus, and guided by Sidgroth—one of the strongest men in this new universe. Maxwell continues his path to reclaim his former power. With Gladiolus by his side and Sidgroth pushing him to his limits, this world as ruthless as the one that betrayed him. (This novel happens alongside my other novel, Welcoming the Chaos, in other words both of the novels happen at the same time)

In the vast universe, the birth and death of a galaxy is nothing more than a flash of mottled light. Looking up at the starry sky, there is always a sense of sadness that the ending is predetermined. Where will you and I be thousands of years later? The country, the fire of civilization, and the earth are nothing more than a speck of dust in the deep space. The starry sky is a moment, and the human world is a thousand years. The chirping of insects is only autumn, and you and I are fighting for it. What is at the end of the deep space?

Emily, a young girl, is trapped in a toxic home environment with her father and stepmother, who constantly belittle and abuse her. Her life is a constant struggle to maintain her sanity and sense of self. Emily's father remarried after her mother's supposed death, but Emily's never accepted her stepmother. As Emily navigates her treacherous home life, she begins to uncover secrets about her mother's past and the circumstances surrounding her disappearance. Her desire for revenge against her father and stepmother grows, but she's also desperate to find the truth about her mother.

Une guerre entre les plus grands se prépare à l'est de ce monde fantastique ! Les conséquences se font ressentir dans le monde entier, même dans les profondeurs sauvages des terres inexplorées. Noctis va découvrir tout cela, mais également vivre avec un pouvoir bien mystérieux... - Serveur du roman : https://discord.gg/D5z9xsRE

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Smith Charles is an Hazardous individual who got himself entangle with a web of Misery, Confusion And survival When he took something that belongs to another world, Accidentally unleash a Timer ticking to unlock the lower realm. He must settle the scores between the worlds or a death doomsday will threaten the Existence of the human race Hi, guys this is my first actual story, support me it won't cost you anything and feel free to criticize so i can improve better as a writer. and also The book Cover isn't mine..

Never knew that your fate could turn up like this boy .... As it is far beyond his expectations.

City Z has a reputation of being the center of ability users in all of Asia, as well as being the homebase of many organisations. Amongst those is Roses; a rising organisation founded by a small group of friends and led by a girl with a seemingly easy going personality. Kang Seojun who had recently turned 20 came face to face with a problem he had been avoiding until the same issue was raised by his younger brother, and that is what is their future going to be? Seeing his friends having their lives planned out, he realised apart from doing whatever his parents wanted, he had never made a decision of his own. In the midst of his dilemma, the leader of Roses approached him with an opportunity to work for them for 3 months, a trial period. The question is, what will this 3 months do for him? Will he find a reason to stay permanently? Will he return to university? And will he, be able to see a future carved out by himself?

Elle Rick thought she knew the rules of survival in Nicholas Greg’s world: stay composed, keep her secrets hidden, and never get too close. But one reckless night with the ruthless billionaire shatters the boundaries she’s carefully built. A scandal at a glittering gala forces Nicholas to claim her as his fiancée, plunging Elle into a dangerous game of deception. What begins as a charade spirals into chaos as love, betrayal, and revenge collide. Nicholas, a man hardened by power, and Elle, a woman haunted by her past, are drawn to each other in a tempest of desire and distrust. But their fragile connection fractures when devastating truths surface—hidden lovers, stolen children, and shocking betrayals that leave both their lives in ruins. As vengeance becomes their weapon of choice, they spiral toward destruction, only to discover that some bonds refuse to break, no matter how much pain they inflict.

Childhood sweethearts, Arnold Blake and Sophia Carter, had an unspoken bond that was disrupted by time and life’s circumstances. Now, years later, Arnold is a successful CEO with a playboy reputation, while Sophia is married to Liam and raising a son on her own. The twist? Arnold’s son, Junior, is the spitting image of him, and when the truth comes out, Junior takes charge, determined to reunite his parents and make Arnold face his responsibilities. As Arnold tries to balance his empire with fatherhood, he’s caught in a whirlwind of emotions, realizing the depth of his feelings for Sophia. Meanwhile, Sophia grapples with her loyalty to her husband and her enduring love for Arnold. With a possessive CEO, a wise-beyond-his-years son, and a scheming woman after Arnold, the road to reconciliation won’t be easy. With faceslapping moments, misunderstandings, and a dash of sweet romance, Arnold must prove he’s ready to leave his past behind and fight for the future he deserves with Sophia and their son.

A high-elven family was forced to leave their homeland of Svearania after one of their members committed a crime. They traveled to the Far West and settled in the dangerous country of Columbia.

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In the vast expanse of a realm divided, two illustrious kingdoms, Cheongug and Jiog, found themselves entangled in a web of misunderstandings. What began as a mere miscommunication gradually festered into a bitter feud, igniting the fires of conflict that would engulf the lands in a devastating war. Yet, unbeknownst to the warring factions, there lay a mystery so profound, its unravelling held the key to their salvation. Within the fabric of this unfolding tale, stories of great import had been meticulously woven, their threads entwined with the destinies of both kingdoms. Like ancient manuscripts concealed in the recesses of time, these tales held wisdom, guidance, and the power to shape the future. Meanwhile, even the divine forces themselves, the Gods who presided over the realms, were not immune to the allure of secrets. For amidst the chaos and turmoil, they too had veiled something of extraordinary significance, a celestial secret yearning to be discovered. As the wheels of war began to turn, both kingdoms grappled with the weight of their misconceptions, each side believing their cause to be just. But little did they realize that buried within their shared history and intertwined fates were the clues to unravel the enigma that held them captive. In the shadowy depths of this conflict, where swords clashed and soldiers cried out in anguish, the key to resolution lay concealed, waiting for intrepid souls to embark on a quest for truth. For it was through the unearthing of these hidden tales, the deciphering of the ancient texts, and the unmasking of the divine secret that a glimmer of hope would arise—a chance to heal the wounds of misunderstanding and bring forth a future where unity and harmony would prevail. As the war drums reverberated across the kingdoms, and the Gods watched from their celestial thrones, the stage was set for a grand tapestry of discovery, where the destinies of nations, the power of stories, and the enigmatic designs of the divine would converge in a cataclysmic clash of revelation and redemption.

Kelsey is killed on the eve of her send forth, investigations are made and people realize there is more to her that meets the eye who would want Kelsey dead and why?

In a world reshaped by the sudden resurgence of spiritual energy, humanity discovers the ability to awaken martial spirits—manifestations of their inner strength—turning ordinary individuals into formidable warriors. This phenomenon has transformed society, bringing new opportunities and deadly challenges. Beyond Earth, known as Terra, other dimensions collide, including the realm of demons. As the Demon Realm merges with Terra, an epic war brews, threatening the very existence of humanity. In the midst of this upheaval, a witty and rebellious high school student, Carter Flynn, finds himself navigating the chaos. Freshly heartbroken after being dumped by his ex-girlfriend, Melissa, who left him for a wealthy benefactor, Carter is determined to make a name for himself. His life takes a turn during the Spirit Awakening Ceremony, where he is mocked and belittled by Melissa and her new circle of friends. Just when it seems things couldn’t get worse, Carter activates the Negative Energy Reward System—a mysterious program that grants him immense power whenever he causes frustration or anger in others. “Ding! Congratulations, you’ve awakened the SSS-tier spirit: Golden Celestial Dragon!” Now armed with unparalleled strength and a thirst for payback, Carter is on a path of no return. As the conflict between humanity and the Demon Realm intensifies, Carter must rise above petty revenge and become the hero Terra desperately needs—or risk losing everything.

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My hands clenched tightly to the hem of my dress, palms filled with sweat and heart racing as my feet subconsciously took a step back from the man before me. Before I knew it, my back hit the rough, hard wall. Realizing that I had nowhere to run, I voiced my fear, my voice trembling, “Who—who are you? What do you want from me?” “Me?” He paused, then continued. “Lucifer,” his voice echoed through the dark woods, a smirk forming on his lips. I gulped, aware of the mess I had gotten myself into. How dare I have slept with my kind's mortal enemy? A storm of emotions flooded through me: fear and hatred all at once. I could visibly see life flashing before me before I passed out. *** Nyx Evernight never had a perfect life. Even though she was a member of a loyal witch family, she was still abused and criticized by her family members because of her inability to learn magic. On the night of her two-hundredth birthday, her life took a drastic turn when she was drugged and ended up having a one-night stand with the witches' mortal enemy, Lucifer. Yes! The devil himself, the king of hell, deception, and all dark creatures.

All she wanted was a man to pinch out that inner side of her, Bonita, knowing fully well she wasn't just the boring 19-year-old covered in long choir robes on Sundays, the long denim skirts she had to put on to school. Life was the usual morning chores, school, and church, not until her twentieth birthday when she met Fredrick, a basketballer who lived down her street.

She died She died due to some freaking moron decided to stomp his foot on his car accelerator causing his car to collide to her car, killing her before the bystander call for help. But it was not the end for her. She woke up occupying someone body with the same name. Realized that she was reincarnated as one of the side character in the famous novel titled "Unconditional Love" She decided to live her life the way she wanted instead of involving herself in the flow of the novel. but not everything always go according to her plans, especially when one of the main character doesn't want her to be just a side character. ==================== STATUS: SLOW UPDATE it's a cliche story. Author: ashyfeiya Editor: teena Book cover: insomiaticluna

Life dealt him a K.O when he was told never again would he wield the bow due to a severe shoulder injury. Lost in those moments of hopelessness, life gave him a second chance in the world of Arthdal, a book he took a liking to. Arthdal is a world rich in racial diversity, cultural differences, and especially the involvement of supernatural beings. Now reincarnated as Aldrich Aldaman, the younger brother of the book's main villain, thought to have died during the massacre of the Aldaman clan. Paul, now Aldrich Aldaman intends to take advantage of the moment and live life to the fullest. ___ Oh and for Bonus chapter activation? 50 PowerStone= 1 bonus chapter 100 PowerStone= 2 bonus chapters.

[WARNING!!!] The following series is insanely perverted, obscene, and gross. Do not read this under any circumstances! Still here? Want to know about me? Oh god, why!? Uhhhhhh... I became a toilet and now I power up whenever someone...you know...in me. Sooo No NTR! No Yuri! Plenty of Plot ;) Absurd comedy! Really gross! Yada, Yada, Yada. Now please go before Ursha comes back. "Moòooooo!" Oh dear God whyyyyyy!?

Aurora Miller has always been haunted by vivid dreams. Memories of places she's never been, of people she’s never met, and most disturbingly, of a deep love for a man named Silas Mikaellon. Though science tells her these dreams are impossible, they feel all too real, leaving her questioning the nature of life, death, and reincarnation. Her life takes a darker turn when her grandfather reveals that he has been receiving death threats. Concerned for her safety and knowing his time is limited, he insists on hiring a personal butler to protect her, a move Aurora finds invasive and unnecessary. But her protests are silenced when the mysterious Silas Mikaellon steps into her life. With his commanding presence and hauntingly familiar name, Silas is more than just a butler. As he takes on the role of her protector, Aurora is inexplicably drawn to him. The name Silas Mikaellon stirs memories that feel like fragments of a past life, leaving Aurora to wonder if their connection is more than mere coincidence. As danger closes in, Aurora must navigate the shadows of her past and the threats of her present. She is determined to unravel the mystery of Silas Mikaellon- a man who may hold the key to understanding her dreams, her memories, and perhaps even her very soul. But in a world where nothing is as it seems, will the truth set her free, or will it destroy her?