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Aurelius Glorianus, nicknamed Rory, is a talented young sorcerer living a quiet life in a forest village. One day, his beauty and kind nature catch the attention of an ancient forest spirit. One thing leads to another and they end up courting each other. This is the tale of a man working hard to navigate his relationship with a powerful Eldritch entity and the rest of humanity while he slowly becomes something in-between the two.

In the unforgiving streets of Chicago, basketball was everything to Lucas Turner—his escape, his purpose, his future. Once a rising star destined for the NBA, Lucas’s dreams shattered with the tear of an ACL during a championship game. Left to drift through life, haunted by what could have been, Lucas's spark for the game—and for life itself—slowly faded. Years later, a selfless act to save a child’s life leads Lucas to the brink of death, where he is offered an extraordinary opportunity: a second chance to rewrite his story. Waking up as his 12-year-old self, Lucas finds himself back in his childhood bedroom, armed with the memories, wisdom, and pain of his past life. With his talent and passion reignited, he vows to do things differently this time—on and off the court.

In a world where the mafia doesn't just rule the streets but controls governments and economies, survival for the powerless is a daily battle. Elena Marlowe is a penniless waitress living in the city's forgotten district. Her life changes in an instant when she unwittingly saves the life of Lorenzo “Ren” Valenti, the enigmatic and ruthless leader of the global mafia syndicate, known as "The Shadow Court." Ren is infamous for his cold heart and unflinching cruelty. Feared by his enemies and worshipped by his allies, he is a man who wields unimaginable power but trusts no one. When Elena saves him from an assassination attempt, Ren becomes both intrigued and suspicious. Why would a nobody risk her life for his?

In a world where ancient pacts still bind mortal families to the whims of the fae, fifteen-year-old Ali must spend her summers in the Summer Court as tribute—a centuries-old price for a mysterious transgression committed by her ancestors. But what begins as a journey into a realm of enchanting beauty quickly reveals itself as a dangerous game of politics, power, and hidden agendas. When the enigmatic Summer Queen announces that some tributes, including Ali, will be sent to stay with the Winter Court, Ali finds herself caught in a web of fae intrigue. Ali must uncover the truth behind her family's ancient agreement with the fae—before she becomes another casualty of their immortal games. I will be publishing this novel on Royal Road.

Pablo Castillo was the worst, the evilest, the biggest criminal in the whole world. He was the ominous figure known as Criminal X. It’s a name that sends shivers down the spines of those who utter it. His past, a mysterious enigma, shrouded in darkness, only adds to the legend of the world’s most notorious criminal. However, Pablo’s reign of heinous crimes comes to an abrupt end when a specially trained military force, an elite group made especially to capture Pablo, finally apprehended him. The capture of Criminal X sent shockwaves around nations, for this man had defied all laws and moral boundaries. The world watched as he was brought to the highest court to face the consequences of a lifetime of malevolence. The International Court of Justice, in a bid to administer justice that matches the magnitude of his crimes, bestowed upon him the most excruciating execution ever conceived. The world erupted in celebration as news of his demise spread like wildfire. An international holiday was declared, a day of liberation from the tyranny of Pablo Castillo. The day was named with triumphant fervor. They all called it—World Independence Day. Pablo Castillo was a man so evil that even the kindest of Gods couldn’t find pity for him. But… Some Gods needed that man. That too, Desperately. ——— ——— ——— Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Born as the thirteenth son of the grand Kingdom of Ironhelm, Prince Liam is far from being considered a contender in the race for the throne. With his father, King Elijah Orlean, having only eight years left to choose the next heir, Liam’s prospects are slim. Seen as the boy with the least mana talent, he is overlooked by the court, his siblings, and even his tutors. But appearances can be deceiving. At just thirteen years old, Liam is secretly an Expert Mage, capable of wielding magic with precision and power that even the most talented in the kingdom would envy. Determined to keep his abilities hidden, Liam embarks on a path of quiet preparation, honing his skills in secret while navigating the dangerous political intrigue of the palace.

‘I must entertain the masses.’ This was Jester’s lifelong goal. After leading 12 different lives as a Hero, King, Sage, Jester, and more, all he wanted was to mock the king and his court. Unfortunately for him, his majesty didn’t appreciate his vicious jokes. Jester died, trying to flee for his life. But death wasn’t the end for him. For his 13th and last life, he triggered the Archetype System and reincarnated in a world of magic and perils. [This is your last life. Don’t waste it!] [Welcome to the world of Archetypes!] Oh, before I forget, soon, players from Earth would flood into his new world. But even players won't escape from his clutches! Even people from the Earth will be tamed!

"I emphasize again, this is not called freeloading, this is called serendipity!" Lin Mo declared. —————— A thousand years ago, a game called "After the Primordial Chaos" descended into reality, and the planet Di Yuan entered the Great Cultivation Era. In this world of cultivation where geniuses are as common as dogs and protagonists blessed by fate are everywhere, Lin Mo, an ordinary high school student preparing for the Immortal Examination, had neither background nor influence. He couldn't even outcompete others in studying. So, between raising fish and fishing, he chose the wooden fish. Between morality and immorality, he chose merit. From then on, by tapping the wooden fish, he gained merit and blessings, enjoying a laid-back life. Is your cultivation level too low before the Immortal Examination? [You've invested merit points into your cultivation technique, upgrading to Qi Condensation 9th layer.] Are spells too difficult to practice? [You've invested merit points into spell techniques, mastering the Heavenly Thunder Incantation.] Is your Dao technique too ordinary? [You've invested merit points into a broken deity statue, restoring its golden body, and obtaining the divine ability "Samadhi True Fire."] ... Lin Mo stretched lazily, gazing at the ruins of the old Celestial Court in the ninth heaven. The Heavenly Dao has shattered, and all the gods and Buddhas have perished? No matter, let me flex my fingers and rebuild the glory of the Celestial Court!

" Be careful with what you wish for. " In a modern world with: cultists sacrificing lives, vampire's factions waging war against each others, werewolfs fighting the coruption, demons building their religion, fairies attending court and humans hunting everything. Unbeknownst to the rest, their lives are peaceful. Frederique being a bullied girl for being plump, was tired of her life. She wished to change. But WHO answer her prayer and what is the PRICE.

Devine, a ruthless mafia boss and former serial killer, is driven by an insatiable taste for revenge. His Mother's brutal Muder at the hands of a notorious serial Court group ignited a burning desire for Vengeance that cannot be quenched. As Devin navigates the dark Underworld, his loyal brother Jonal stands by his side, supporting his quest for justice. But when Love unexpectedly enters the picture, Devin's hardened heart is put to the test. Will Devin, a man consumed by his Quest for revenge, finally succumb to The Power of Love? Or will his unyielding resolve for vengeance forever define him? "Love Amidst Vengeance" is a gripping tale of revenge, loyalty and the complexity of the human heart.

In the kingdom of Moon Aires, Kassandra Escalante. A bold and spirited lady general, shocks the court by asking the hand of the 7th prince Kalix Noah El Greco, known for being unlucky and cold-hearted. “As a reward, I will grant you a wish, General Escalante. Tell me, what is it?” “I want to be a wife, your majesty. I want the 7th prince to be my husband.” Despite their contradicting personality, Kassandra with her power of luckiness and optimism, dreams a peaceful life as Kalix’s wife. They find themselves drawn into a passionate enchantment fueled by their desires. Will their chemistry lead to the ultimate collision of luck and jinx? Or maybe… fate will have a different plan to two people who had promised not to fall with each other. Is there a happy ending when secrets were lurking around?

In an era brimming with noise, where danger and opportunity coexist, the practice of martial arts, various folk customs, strange tales, taboos, imperial courts, and the world of martial artists abound. Among these are the grandmasters, magical duels, ghostly encounters, divinations, invoking the divine, ritual plays, esoteric Buddhism, and the pursuit of immortality. In this diverse and complex world, where the three teachings intermingle and all kinds of people abound, the sphere of mysticism is filled with folklores and bizarre stories. It's a tumultuous time, where danger and opportunity exist side by side. Striding with his saber, Li Yan is determined to dispel all evil and embrace a world free from any taboo!

【The main text is complete; side stories are in progress】 "I want a divorce!" Everyone knew that the backyard of the Empire's Richest Man, a man of overwhelming power, was on fire. His spoiled little wife would cry, make a scene, and even threaten to hang herself all day long, constantly clamoring for a divorce. She even went so far as to drag him to court three times to achieve her goal, leaving him disgraced. What was worse, their son was eyeing his spoiled wife hungrily, "Dad, after you divorce Ou Xiaolan, I'll marry her." With a wife this manipulative and a son this unbearable, what could he do? Spoil them, spoil them to the heavens! 【Pure love between main couple, includes adorable child】

Zhao Du'an, a government official leading a cautious life, finds himself transported to another world where he becomes the favored 'pretty face' of a female emperor and an oppressive, power-abusing villain. Before he can relish the moment, he faces mortal danger for releasing a national criminal. Cornered and desperate, he plans to soothe the female emperor to seek mercy, only to discover his 'leading gigolo' role is a sham. Worse still, his notorious reputation prompts officials and heroes alike to impeach and eliminate him; and martial artists and clerical magicians consider him a disgrace. Overwhelmed, Zhao Du'an decides it's better to stop being human to survive. Starting by betraying his allies, he becomes the Emperor's top lackey. Years later, amidst heavy snowfall in the capital, the female emperor Xu Zhen Guan sighs atop the city tower, 'It was supposed to be a pretend companionship, how did it turn real...' Also known as 'Deceiving and Flattering at the Court of Great Yu', 'The Record of a Villain Going White'.

This is an era where heroes emerge in great numbers! This is an era where death and hope exist side by side! This is an era where the old order and the fires of new civilizations collide! What kind of grand epic will be written by the decaying federation, the fanatic empire, the obstinate theocracy, and the stirring foreign races?

Upon traversing through time, Divine Doctor Qi Yu became a foolish Princess, the kind doomed to be entombed alongside her husband. Fortunately, her medical skills were exceptional. With a unique secret technique, she fished a certain Prince out of his coffin and performed a spectacle of raising the "dead." Everyone said that after dying once, the Qi Family's useless Second Miss seemed to have transformed into someone else. Not only did she punch pure lotuses and kick duplicitous teas, but she also possessed the Resurrection Technique and mastered all sorts of martial arts, turning the entire capital city upside down. All the civil and military officials of the court begged the Prince to divorce his wife, yet the Prince, with an expressionless face, retorted, "The one spoiled by this Prince, if you can't stand it, just suck it up."

Crown Prince Yun Chi chose as his consort the youngest daughter of the Hua Family, Hua Yan, and the news shattered the hearts of countless ladies in the Capital City. It was said: the Crown Prince could write poetry at three, compose essays at seven, debate with the greatest scholars at ten, shoot arrows with precision at twelve, oversee the examinations of all scholars at fifteen, and was regent by the time he was sixteen. He reached the pinnacle in letters, the extreme in martial arts, his looks were world-shaking, and his presence unrivaled. Hua Yan felt as though a gigantic pie had fallen from the sky, landing squarely on her head. From then on, was she to compete with the entire world for this man? -------------------- Yun Chi: Standing at the pinnacle of the Azure Clouds, he learned the art of balance, practiced the strategies of an emperor, envisioned the land and skies in his heart. Within the nine-layered royal palace, he could turn his hands to clouds and his palms to rain, holding sway over the court and the nation, trimming himself into a figure free from desire and henceforth unyielding. Hua Yan: She viewed herself as beneath the dust, with all her emotions and desires, disliking the Son of Heaven's court, preferring the ordinary alleys, treading on ten feet of soft red and experiencing all facets of life. She believed that nothing was better than green mountains and clear waters. "If you promise me a lifetime, I will accompany you for an eternity."

Rebirth from the Cold Palace: The Emperor's Lies tells the story of Changsun Chiying, who is reborn six years before her tragic death in the cold palace. Once an empress, she was demoted to a discarded concubine after her family was implicated in a rebellion and ultimately died in a fire in the cold palace. After her rebirth, she vows to change her fate, using her memories and wisdom from her past life to uncover court conspiracies, seek revenge against the heartless emperor, and protect her family. In this game of power and love, Chiying must face not only the emperor's cruelty but also the intricate schemes within the palace. Her path to rebirth is fraught with challenges, but she is determined to rewrite her destiny and emerge victorious.

Alfred, a history teacher on Earth is suddenly thrown into the body of Prince Alfred Lindonfall, the twelve-year-old prince and heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Ammar. With the abrupt death of his father, the responsibility to rule a Kingdom falls on his shoulders. Having to navigate a medieval court and world, his journey to creating an empire and putting his knowledge into practice sees him become a man he never knew he could be, being shaped by the new world and unique circumstances he faces. There are many characters who get a lot of focus and can be called a lead in their own right, but I won't put their character descriptions in as it would be too much of a spoiler for chapters in future. A rough map of the local realm: pls don't laugh I know it's bad. https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/1064890274397856571/ If unable to see its also in the first chapter comments now. Cover Art: not mine so here is the credit. https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/351912463658203/

My name is Shen Mu, I just turned twenty this year, and I am a heavenly traveler. Two and a half years ago, because I was squatting in the toilet pit playing with my cell phone for too long, when I stood up my legs were numb and unsteady, and I accidentally fell forward. Then accompanied by the sound of the cell phone falling was a burst of heavenly rotation, and came to the sky of this immortal cultivation continent. After that, there was a sound of clothes being torn by a strong force, and my clothes were torn into pieces by an invisible force, even my pants were not left behind. But fortunately, I was falling into a spiritual lake. Unfortunately, there was someone in this spiritual lake, and it was also a stunningly beautiful fairy with an excellent figure. Unfortunately, I only caught a glimpse of her fair face and body, and then I completely fainted. When I woke up again, that fairy used this as a threat to forcefully take me as her disciple. I had no choice but to bow my head to her and agree. Since then, my cultivation life in Wanxiang Peak has thus begun.

In a time when women were seen as nothing more than objects, discarded without a second thought, Iyare was born alongside her twin brother into the prestigious family of General Edosa. From an early age, Iyare demonstrated extraordinary strength and intelligence, grasping concepts and mastering skills the first time they were taught. In contrast, her twin brother was average in every way. Recognizing Iyare’s unique abilities, her grandfather chose to use her as a body double for her brother. Through her unparalleled skill, she won countless battles for the kingdom, bringing honor to her family, widespread acclaim across the land, and recognition before the royal court. Iyare believed that her achievements would earn her the freedom to shatter the societal shackles imposed on women. However, she soon learned that freedom is never freely given. Determined to claim the glory and independence she deserved, Iyare resolved to overturn the world and seize her rightful place in it.

[Doux, satisfaisant et passionné ; Câlins en groupe ; Tourmenter les séducteurs] Si Fuqing a ouvert les yeux pour constater que sa chance avait été volée. Tout le monde voulait aussi la voir quitter l'industrie du divertissement. Après avoir eu une seconde chance dans la vie, elle voulait juste rien faire cette fois. Pourtant, certaines personnes qui ne connaissaient pas leur place essayaient de profiter de sa célébrité sans aucun vrai talent à présenter. Cela ne pouvait pas continuer. Elle devait agir contre eux. Si Fuqing pincit son poignet et entra en action. Après cela, internet la critiquait d'être suffisamment effrontée pour courtiser Yu Yao, et que sa vie privée était indécente, mais… Une chanteuse de renommée internationale : Je suis capable d'être ici aujourd'hui grâce à Qingqing. Un célébrité masculin de premier plan : Éloignez-vous de ma sœur #YuYao Une chaîne sportive internationale officielle : Félicitations à Si Fuqing pour avoir obtenu la 13ème médaille d'or personnelle. Au début, Yu Yao ne prêtait aucune attention à Si Fuqing. Mais lorsqu'il apprit la vérité et regretta, allant jusqu'à s'agenouiller pour que Si Fuqing pose à nouveau son regard sur lui, il ne put que publier un statut sur les réseaux sociaux disant, [#SiFuqing, Bonjour, Neuvième Tante]. Ce jour-là, internet fut paralysé. Dans les annales de l'histoire, l'Empereur Yin s'est fait connaître à un jeune âge. Il était parfait, puissant et bienveillant. Pourtant, il mourut à l'âge de 27 ans des suites d'une maladie, ayant vécu une courte vie sans épouse ni enfants. Il était un Adonis inaccessible pour beaucoup. Personne ne savait que lorsqu'il ouvrit les yeux une fois de plus, il s'éveilla dans le futur où 1500 ans s'étaient écoulés. Cette fois, il vit des gratte-ciel qu'il avait autrefois imaginés. Peu après, l'identité de l'Empereur Yin fut révélée. Lorsque Si Fuqing apprit que son idole était à portée de main, elle fut si impressionnée qu'elle voulut… Si Fuqing : Je vais travailler dur ! Empereur Yin : Rembourse-moi avec ton corps. Si Fuqing : ??? 'Je suis là pour travailler dur, mais c'est de moi que tu veux ?' Une déesse magnifique et polyvalente x Un empereur résolu et noble De méprisée sur internet, à couronnée numéro un tandis qu'elle combattait son Adonis en face à face.

Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

Yuhang was watching NBA at home when he suddenly traveled to the 2022-23 NBA court and became a bench player for the Miami Heat. Realizing that I was about to be cut by the Heat, I awakened my system and found out that using trash can actually increase my shooting, speed, and physical strength by 10%. Isn't this a bug?! Let's take a look at how Aerospace started the Heat dynasty with the brothers of the Heat.

In the 21st century, Su Qi'an, a modern and virtuous young man, unexpectedly finds his soul transported to the feudal and backward dynasty of Da Liang—a fictional empire not found in history—after saving a girl from drowning. Born into a poor family with a virtuous wife, Su Qi'an initially aspired to use his status as a scholar to achieve official rank and lead a peaceful and prosperous life. However, he is caught in a chaotic era marked by drastic changes in Da Liang, a fractured imperial court, warring regional warlords, nomadic tribes threatening the northwest, and pirates rampaging in the southeast. To survive, Su Qi'an, a humble scholar from an impoverished background, rises from obscurity to become a legendary figure, sweeping across all opposition and uniting the land under one rule. Whether branded a treacherous rebel or a virtuous statesman, Su Qi'an is destined to be a true hero of his age. ✨Love this translation? Support me on Patreon for early access, exclusive content, and more! Your support keeps the translations coming—subscribe today! ✨Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

In the war-torn kingdom of Thalor, love is a battlefield, and revenge is a crown of thorns. Aelric, a hardened general with nothing to lose, infiltrates the royal court to destroy the monarchy that massacred his family. His heart is set on vengeance, his blade sharpened for blood. But everything changes when he crosses paths with Cassiel, the cold and enigmatic crown prince burdened by a cursed prophecy. Beneath Cassiel’s icy exterior lies a heart fractured by loneliness and guilt, and Aelric soon finds himself torn between his thirst for revenge and the strange, irresistible pull of the prince’s sorrowful eyes. Their connection is a dance of passion and peril—a love that burns with the fire of hatred and desire. Yet, in a kingdom teetering on the edge of war and betrayal, neither man can afford to let their guard down. As secrets unravel and enemies close in, Aelric and Cassiel must decide: will they sacrifice their fragile bond for vengeance, or will their love defy fate and forge a new destiny? In this gripping tale of lust, heartbreak, and redemption, every choice comes with a price. And in the end, only one question remains: how much blood will they spill for love?

Lucius Lothra, a passionate gamer suddenly find not just himself but the whole world in a fantasy world where Knights and Mages exist. All Earthlings who once played a VR Game called System Online wake up in this world with their own Systems which they created when playing System Online. Lucius had just created an account when a world ending event occurred so he didn't play the game but he did manage to create his own system. The only problem that Lucius has is that he doesn't know if his system works or not and the only way to find out is... DEATH!!!

-Widow's game book 2- In the kingdom of Elynor, love and ambition ignite like fire and magic. Twenty-five years after the kingdom’s dark age, we enter the Golden age where the crown prince of Elynor lives a life of indulgence. Beloved by the people and renowned for his power, Prince Elynor’s charm is rivaled only by his ego, which often clouds his sense of duty. Meanwhile, Isolde—a shy yet fiercely talented mage—dreams of securing a position in the royal court. From her humble beginnings, Isolde has fought to prove her worth, but self-doubt and rigid discipline threaten to keep her from embracing her full potential. When their paths collide in the grand halls of the Elynorian court, sparks fly in more ways than one. His confidence challenges her insecurities; her determination tests his arrogance. Will their clashing personalities tear them apart—or will they discover that together, they are an unstoppable force? A tale of ambition, desire, and destiny in a world where love is the ultimate magic.

A young noble, torn between duty and desire, finds himself thrust into a world of dark magic and hidden dangers when an ancient force threatens to consume his kingdom. As the shadows of betrayal close in, he must confront the very power he has always feared, and make a choice that will determine not only his future but the fate of Eldoria itself. With his allies by his side, he embarks on a dangerous journey that will test his resolve, his strength, and his heart. In the end, the line between ruler and protector blurs, as he learns that the greatest power is not in what you control, but in what you are willing to sacrifice.

TW: This story contains discussions on eating disorders, graphic violence, strong language, assault and sexually explicit scenarios. Sebastian Aster is a handsome well sought after Prince, but he could never settle down, his demon wouldn't let him. That is until one day Lilith walked into his court. She was hired from the Lahnust clan, a clan that is a special guardian force bred and raised at a young age to rid the world of evil. Little does she know her presence awakens the primal urges deep within the prince.