Funny Orphan Jokes

Sixteen-year-old Jukai was a professional NEET, amateur philosopher, and accidental pyromancer. Then he woke up face-down on a medieval ramen shop floor, in debt, confused, and maybe cursed. Now, with a sarcastic demon-cat roommate, a ramen chef war-veteran landlord, and a walking fire hazard named Mira dragging him into weird quests, Jukai has to figure out why his magic spark feels... wrong. Slow burn. Dumb jokes. Big explosions. This is not the hero's journey you're expecting.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

After dying in a traffic accident, Mitchell Alvarez awakens in a fantasy world. But his dreams are crushed when a snarky goddess reveals he was brought here as a joke—for her entertainment. Still, he’s determined to prove he’s more than a cosmic joke—even if he has no idea what he’s doing.

A young girl Joanna Maurice loses both her parents to death and gets taken in by a rich , wealthy family the Xang . Her life is normal , she gets graduates well, gets a good job and lives well until Lee Xang the heir to the Xang riches comes into the story

In the neon-drenched dystopia of Fengdu City, exiled Daoist hacker ​​Shen Lian​​ and rogue cyborg ​​Lin Jie​​—a street punk with a weaponized rusted ruler and a sabotaged heart module—forge a reluctant alliance against ​​V-7​​, a biomechanical assassin cloned from Lin’s DNA by the omnipotent ​​Longyuan Corporation​​, uncovering a conspiracy to erase human memories and replace elites with emotionless killers, culminating in a data-fortress siege where Lin sacrifices himself to overload V-7’s neural core while Shen unleashes the truth, leaving Lin’s consciousness digitized and the city’s fate hanging between corporate tyranny and fragmented rebellion

Funny encounters in daily lives

JUST READ THE DAMN THING ----joking hahahahha

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Some scars mark your skin. Others rewrite your fate. Avanti never wanted anything to change. Her life in the orphanage, though imperfect, was hers—familiar, stable, and tethered to the one person she lived for: her best friend. But on her sixteenth birthday, everything begins to crack. A scar she’s carried all her life starts to glow. A girl with her face—her exact face—walks into the room. And a secret dimension begins to call her name. Now thrust into a reality beyond human comprehension—a world of 4D beings, interdimensional scars, and magic that resonates with memory and emotion—Avanti is forced to confront everything she’s avoided: loss, identity, destiny… and her own power. She has a twin she never knew. A cosmic purpose she never asked for. And an ancient enemy with a terrifying connection to their past who’s ready to shatter it all. But in a world where emotions shape power, and doubt can kill—can Avanti survive when everything she thought she understood starts to betray her? A story of memory, magic, sisterhood, and self-worth, Twins of Destiny is the perfect blend of introspective depth, teenage drama, and sci-fi-fantasy epicness. If you’ve ever felt like you were meant for more—even if it terrifies you—this is your story.

Death by Truck-kun? Too mainstream. I died choking on my own laughter during a late-night comedy rerun. Pathetic? Yes. Fitting for someone who gave up on life halfway through university and became a full-time couch potato? Also yes. When I opened my eyes again, I wasn’t in the afterlife—or if I was, it had a suspicious amount of baby talk and clean diapers. I was reincarnated... as an infant. No powers. No memories of my new name. Just chubby cheeks and existential dread. But the real horror? I slowly realized I was now living inside one of those cliché romance novels I absolutely despised. You know the type: cold-hearted king meets brave commoner girl, falls in love, political chaos ensues, blah blah gag me with a spoon. I read it. I hated it. And now? I think I’m in it. And not as the heroine. Or the villain. Or even the funny sidekick. No—I'm just some background baby who probably gets held once, then vanishes from the plot forever. With no grand destiny, no cheat skills, and no idea what chapter we’re on, I’ve decided to do the only thing I was ever good at—absolutely nothing. But fate has a funny way of dragging the lazy into the spotlight… They think I’m innocent. I think this whole thing is a joke. Let's see who breaks first.

Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

When science tore open the sky, magic bled through the cracks. In World A, Earth, powered by machines and reason, scientists sought a new energy source-limitless, clean, and revolutionary. In World B, Altherea, ruled by spellcraft and prophecy, mages invoked ancient rites to summon legendary heroes to face the growing threat of the Demon Kings' Council. But no one foresaw the consequence. A catastrophic experiment and a forbidden summoning collided at a forgotten orphanage built close to a dormant leyline. Worlds merged. Realities bled into each other. And monsters-true monsters-poured into a world unprepared for them. To the governments of World A, the orphanage was collateral damage. To the mages of World B, it was a failed ritual. To Allen, a nameless orphan among the survival of the dead, it was betrayal. Now fueled by vengeance against both the world that birthed him and the world that broke him, Allen is something neither side understands Not hero. Not chosen. Just someone with nothing left to lose.

This is bullshit story a clock. I'm shitposting funny shit here.

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

A kind-hearted orphan, owner of a struggling bakery, finds solace and a blossoming romance with a fellow orphan in a chance encounter at a park, leading them to confront their shared past and build a future together.

In a desolate world ravaged by oppressive powers and ancient magic, Karim Grete, a mere orphan, fights relentlessly for survival. His fate takes an unimaginable turn when he unearths a forgotten cultivation method, awakening an indomitable will and a lightning-fast talent for Essence Cultivation. With each of the nine steps within every realm, from the Awakening to the Apex of Ascension, Karim's power skyrockets at an unprecedented pace. But as he grows stronger, the cries of the oppressed echo louder. Driven by his instinct to survive and protect, Karim rallies the downtrodden, becoming their shield and their hope. This burgeoning movement solidifies into the Gretian Religion, with Karim as its first Pope. Upon reaching the Apex of Ascension, Karim transcends mortality. He unlocks Divine Resonance, a unique power where the fervent faith and unwavering piety of his devoted followers condense into boundless, pure divine energy. He becomes the God of Faith—a self-made deity whose power grows exponentially with every believer, without a single drawback or limitation. His ascent doesn't stop at godhood. His newly formed Divine Kingdom swiftly evolves into a Genesis Realm, a cosmic canvas where he wields ultimate control over time and reality. Here, he seeds a new world with creatures from his past and manifests the loyal Gretian Race, along with countless others, watching as his creation expands, destined to encompass a multiverse. Even the gods born within his own dominion cannot surpass his might. Karim's meteoric rise sends shockwaves through the cosmos, challenging ancient, established deities, tyrannical empires, and awakening primordial evils. Will this unparalleled Faith God usher in a new era of ultimate power and creation, or will the universe itself bend to his absolute will? Follow Karim as he transforms from dust to divinity, forging his legend as The Faith God: From Orphan to Apex Deity!

Within the boundaries of The Empire, powerful presences lurk behind each and every corner. After finding a mysterious mask Oscar is suddenly thrust into the deep, treacherous undercurrents of the world. Tricks to attack, Jokes to deceive. In the end, everything is in the hands of fools. ------ Cover is AI ------

"He comes… the orphan, cradled in the shadow of Heaven, born beneath the choking veil. The Seeker… ah, the curious fool who dares hunt justice in a world long starved of it. And lo—when the Spark is stirred—oh, when the ancient current coils and arcs once more—what then? Shall the world shatter in its final breath? Or surge anew in thunder and light? A reckoning... a revelation... or the ruination of all. The Vestige shall surge, and all truth shall scream in its charge." "Heehee... ah—ha... AH-HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAA—!" Thus spoke the last of the Prophets… before time claimed his mind and madness took his tongue.

This book is simple. It doesn’t have romance, or drama, or jokes. But it has unanswered questions, unresolved doubts, questionable thoughts, and escapes I once considered. It’s not much, but if you want to know what it’s about... find out.

Recently, the company I run under my name needed to move to a larger office building due to expansion. To clear out some unwanted items from the company, I specifically posted a message on my social circle, offering these miscellaneous items for free. "The company is closing, if anyone needs these things, just message me directly." This was originally just a joke, after all, my business is doing well, and anyone could guess I was joking. Unexpectedly, after posting it, my girlfriend actually called to question me. "Wang Xiao, is what you said on your social circle true? Did your company go bankrupt?" "If that's the case, then let's break up!" This joke allowed me to see my girlfriend’s true colors. Well, I guess I’ll stay in that villa I was going to give her myself!

Chahat is a very lovely girl she is an orphan yes she is an orphan in everyone's Eyes but the reality is different only she knows the reality, That she is not an orphan let's join the journey to know why she is spending an Orphan life.

A reclusive billionaire, fed up with the isolation that comes with wealth, is reluctantly pushed by his well-meaning friends to download TikTok the app he’s long despised. But then he stumbles across her: an enigmatic creator who posts sarcastic, no-holds-barred daily vlogs, always hiding her face behind witty commentary and dry humor. Her take on the world is unlike anything he’s ever seen, and before he knows it, he’s hooked laughing at every joke and captivated by her sharp perspective on life. Determined to connect, he slides into her DMs, only to be met with silence. Just as he starts to give up, she posts a shocking announcement she’s engaged. It’s absurd, he knows, but the thought gnaws at him: What if she’s the one? Driven by an overwhelming sense of fate and a growing obsession, he embarks on a wild hunt to find the woman behind the screen. But as the chase escalates, he begins to question what it really means to fall in love in the digital age and whether he's chasing a dream or a real connection. In this unexpected, funny, and heartfelt tale of love, loneliness, and self-discovery, a billionaire sets out to prove that sometimes the most unpredictable paths lead to the greatest rewards.

WARNING ‼️‼️ ‼️ ‼️ Contains explicit content and strong language. Thanks for reading in advance. “Get married to me, and I will make you have a great stand in this firm,” She broke out into a peak of laughter, as did Marcello and Emilio. “Did I say something funny?” I asked and her laughter seized. “Wa… wait, you mean what you said?” "Do I look like someone who have the time to joke around?" I asked as she gave me an odd stare. "I would be willing to transfer my share of this firm to you if you agree," ****** The life of Isabella Alessandro, a young and renowned Prosecutor in one of Italy's top law firms, took a dramatic turn when she decided to celebrate her divorce at a club, only to wake up the next morning in the bed of a dangerous mafia king, who turns out to be a rival of her father. Captured by her charisma, he decided to pursue her and make her only his, not out of love but to bring about her downfall.

The Blueblood Pack has made Helen Kyle, an orphaned omega, invisible, broken, and the target of taunts her whole life. However, she experiences the harshest rejection of all when her destiny collides with that of the formidable Alpha, Scott Draven, and she is rejected as his predestined mate. With rejection and betrayal as her only companions, Helen fights to survive in a society that has always denigrated her. But when deadly secrets about the pack and her background come to light, everything changes. With his dark past weighing on him, Scott concludes that Helen is more than simply an omega; she holds the key to rescuing not only the pack but also himself. Helen must rise from the ashes to take her due place as Luna in a world where love is hazardous, betrayal is inevitable, and allegiance changes frequently. She might not be able to afford the price of happiness, though. Will she be able to fight back and protect the pack that never gave her a second thought? Will the scars left by rejection be healed by love? Or will everything be destroyed by the shadows of power and betrayal?

Kito isn’t like other boys. He walks on all fours, hisses at tourists, steals walkie-talkies, and once bit a priest during a school field trip. Raised by gorillas in the heart of the Nairobi Zoo after mysteriously appearing in their enclosure as a baby, Kito has spent his entire life climbing fences, grooming zookeepers, and wreaking total havoc on the laws of biology, bureaucracy, and basic human decency. Now he’s fifteen, and the chaos is just beginning. This webnovel chronicles the misadventures of a feral, emotionally complex, possibly genius boy as he navigates life inside (and occasionally outside) the zoo. each chapter is a bite-sized tale of absurdity, occasional violence, misunderstood affection, and the unfiltered wilderness of growing up outside society... but inside a glass box. --- Expect: ✅️ A bunch of short stories about the mc ✅ Primate-level parkour ✅ Feral social commentary ✅ Unhinged zoo politics ✅ Questionable dietary decisions ✅ Soft moments between chaos ✅️ Kinda misleading chapter titles ✅️ Slightly nsfw moments ✅️ Children humor ✅️ A chaotic neutral Menace to Society mc --- If you're into weird coming-of-age stories, heartfelt mayhem, and semi-domesticated jungle boys causing problems on purpose, you're in the right enclosure. Wrong: This novel will contain fart jokes, bad humor, some light mention of nudity, and maybe some dirty jokes. ___________________________________ This is my first ever attempt at a novel/story, it's probably gonna be bad, but i hope that someone will actually like it. I'll be happy if someone even reads it, no hate comments please, if you don't like it, just don't read it. honestly I'm not the best at writing, so if you see any grammatical mistakes or spelling mistakes, please just point it out to me, thanks.